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With bleach in one hand and a lemon cleaner in the other the ladies debate what a truly clean house should smell like. If you aren't sniffing bleach is it really clean? Lisa confesses to the allure of sprinkle donuts, while Sam waves the health flag in protest. Is a…
Do you have french fry fantasies? Lisa reminisces about french fry trucks from her childhood and thinks they should start a new side hustle. That's a hell no for Sam! Can we take issue with someone still having their Christmas tree up? How curious are you about the conjoined twins…
Snakes as pets: is it a hard no or are there any wild animals you'd consider keeping? Pet pythons anyone, more like a Python nightmare! Are condiments a make or break for your Subway experience? Who discontinues mustard? Can anyone explain where shuddup lives? What is a golden shower and…
Buckle up for a wild ride as Lisa and Sam share their never-ending cleaning woes.There are confessions about house cleaning and personal hygiene. Who do you think has lazy tendencies towards being clean? How would you tell someone their body odour is making your eyes water? Do healthy snacks count…
You know it's been a crazy week when the ladies start counting the WTFs. Lisa started a snack diet only to find an IG account called the Snackolator...WTF! People died because they ate a sea turtle...WTF! The Oscar opening was boring...WTF Jimmy Kimmel! Lisa was today years old when she…
When Lisa is asked a question and the answer is not the whole truth is it a lie? She would argue you didn't ask the right question. Who's really accountable at that moment? Who decided only one hand was going to do all the work? Snowmageddon is real and killing…
Lisa and Sam freely admit to being in their menopausal years or as Lisa calls them the pee pad years. They get it, dribbles are going to happen but do the underwear for this have to look like the 80's maxi pad? So ugly! Have you ever wondered if makeup…
Sam is calling a spade a spade! She informs Lisa she is egotistical which has Lisa responding 'you jerk'. Egotistical might have been harsh but self-centred lands well! The GenX game hangman lands differently in 2024. Tim's cream cheese to bagel ratio good or bad? When did breakfast become the…
When you fail the I am not a robot picture test and it makes you feel stupid, all you think is hey dumb dumb try another one! Have you ever tried on an imaginary dick? Valentine's day yay or nay? Should a Vday gift stress you out? Can you guess…
Big baby Lisa was a big whiny mess as she shared her sickness. Her rational was prior to Covid nobody cared about a cold. She's lucky it ain't covid! The weather doesn't know which way it's going but Paris Hilton is convinced she is going to save Pop music. Huh?…
Did you know that Nancy is the new Karen for the over 55+ crowd? Lisa and Sam got a ‘I got this Nancy’ when they reacted to a car narrowly missing their rental car. Initially too shocked to return a snarky reply, those snappy comebacks came flying after the fact!…
Lisa wonders when she stopped liking burgers. She wants to go back to burgers but it's a bun issue and really, it's just a burger. Who knew a person could be judgemental about burgers! Do you creep other people's email? Can the presence of a woman alter the outcome of…
Can a sweatshirt transform your life? Would you wear it without a bra and buy it two sizes too big? If you said yes, you too need Lisa's Lazy sweatshirt. Would you split your winnings with your longtime BFF? Do you ever wonder if people stand on toilets to pee?…
Mother Nature has launched her assault and all we can say is winter sucks! We now have a hella of alot of snow and it's f**king freezing! It is just the meanest joke ever played! Does deodorant have an expiration date and is cereal soup? What song lives rent free…
Let's polar plunge baby! It will be fun, she says, it will be quick, she says! It's a hell no from Sam because Lisa has zero follow thru and would leave her hanging! Do you like your bananas limp or hard? Are 80's bands making a comeback and do you…
Do you worry about becoming a sloth? The ladies think each other could be a good sloth. People like sloths, they take care of them and cater to them. Perfect lifestyle change for Lisa! Does resisting a new fancy Apple watch show personal growth and should there be a Christmas…
There is a new addition to the Boom Baby franchise, it's a backyard skating rink and boozy cocoa stand! Booze and skates what could go wrong! Does your chapstick, chapstick and who knew we needed a tampon song. Can Lisa stick to her resolutions this year and still celebrate the…
Lisa claims Sam is copying her look, the subtle side bang. Its hard to see that side bang as it's a bit more nonexistent rather than subtle. #subtle side bang The weather is more spring than winter and its wrecking Christmas traditions. Yikes! Is a mocha coffee the ugly baby…
Source: https://www.podbean.com/eau/pb-27wds-151dff2 In the hierarchy of hoarding, where does a reusable bag hoarder land? Sam thinks those who hoarded plastic bags have now become a reusable hoarder. It's a vicious cycle we can’t escape! See ya Mariah there is a new gal in town, right Peggy! Will Lisa find the…
In the hierarchy of hoarding, where does a reusable bag hoarder land? Sam thinks those who hoarded plastic bags have now become a reusable hoarder. It's a vicious cycle we can’t escape! See ya Mariah there is a new gal in town, right Peggy! Will Lisa find the McRib in…
