Episodes

Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her out talking …

Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her out talking …

Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners in the world, and …

Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners in the world, and …

Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about …

Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about …

**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week! Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms …

**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week!Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms like …

Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the …

Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the …

Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried about is …

Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried about is …

Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to …

Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to …

When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down …

When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down …

Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat …

Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat …

Lisa rolls out a new motto for 2022; fuck it, I’ll do better tomorrow! It's kind of a little bit positive, and it makes you feel less like a loser who has already strayed from your new goals! Lisa has …

Lisa wants 2022 to be the year of 'feel the burn'! Yes, she wants to lose her muffin top, but all it makes Sam think of is 80's spandex! It gets worse! Lisa wants to use the tik tok 'fit …

Please excuse our ignorance as we question why children are still being put on a stranger's knee at Christmas! Sam is thinking kids sit adjacent to Santa, but Lisa doesn't agree. She thinks it's odd that this still happens, and …

Sam poses a question: Should we know everything as adults? Lisa thinks being confident in your dollar store spices is a sign of being an adult, but Sam thinks it's knowing what balsamic vinegar is! Should you know how to …

Lisa claims she has the gift. She sees things and can predict the future. A dream wouldn't lie, would it? Sam believes this is simply the next step in her delusions but Lisa insists that she knew the weather was …

The chip man cometh and has bestowed upon Lisa a chip flavour that has her claiming that its a slow eat but a quick heat! It tricks you into thinking it's just a slightly sweet all dressed chip but then …