Episodes

Have you ever wondered what happens when you don't read the fine print, you mace your face! Lisa sprayed that spf with great gusto on her face and thus began the story of the broken eyes! They burned, they puffed up, they were sensitive to the sun and...

Have you ever wondered what happens when you don't read the fine print, you mace your face! Lisa sprayed that spf with great gusto on her face and thus began the story of the broken eyes! They burned, they puffed up, they were sensitive to the sun an...

What does a waist slimmer have to do with a souffle? Well it's what your muffin top looks like when it does not stay tucked in! Right Lisa!? She spills the beans that they are looking ugly and Sam didn't want the cat let out of the bag! Sam claims to...

What does a waist slimmer have to do with a souffle? Well it's what your muffin top looks like when it does not stay tucked in! Right Lisa!? She spills the beans that they are looking ugly and Sam didn't want the cat let out of the bag! Sam claims to...

Sam confirms John held out and only just now ate his kryptonite, tapioca pudding. Sam's are swedish berries and for Lisa it's anything that will break her tongue! Yes, she got crazy with some dill pickles and cucumbers and vinegar. Dear garlic dill...

Sam confirms John held out and only just now ate his kryptonite, tapioca pudding. Sam's are swedish berries and for Lisa it's anything that will break her tongue! Yes, she got crazy with some dill pickles and cucumbers and vinegar. Dear garlic dill p...

What happens when one of your favorite 80's singers turns sixty? Well if you're Lisa and Sam, you immediately compare lives and decide you're a slacker! They have consistently done nothing decade after decade. Now that's maintaining!! Sam is free and...

What happens when one of your favorite 80's singers turns sixty? Well if you're Lisa and Sam, you immediately compare lives and decide you're a slacker! They have consistently done nothing decade after decade. Now that's maintaining!! Sam is free and...

Lisa and Sam are beyond excited that Krispy Kreme has made summer donuts!! They are light and fresh glazed master pieces unlike the heavily filled Canadian version! Dear Canada, why don't we have a lemonade donut!? This causes Lisa to have a...

We have uploaded a better verision of this episode! Sorry for any inconvience friends of the podcast!**There's a little extra at the end**Lisa and Sam are beyond excited that Krispy Kreme has made summer donuts!! They are light and fresh glazed mas...

Big reveal this week on the podcast! Sam and Lisa admit to liking all things being prepared by others! This is more of a shock coming from Chef Lisa who swears she can cook....hmmm really? She feels the need to paint the picture of Sam's new glasses....

**Extra content alert** Keep listening till the end!Big reveal this week on the podcast! Sam and Lisa admit to liking all things being prepared by others! This is more of a shock coming from Chef Lisa who swears she can cook....hmmm really? She feel...

Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...

Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...

Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!...

Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!...

Lisa and Sam got schooled about crocs from their friend of the podcast Kameron Parker. The ladies recognize their narrow mindedness about crocs so they compromise by promising to buy a pair and test them out at the lake! If they get lost or float awa...

Lisa and Sam got schooled about crocs from their friend of the podcast Kameron Parker. The ladies recognize their narrow mindedness about crocs so they compromise by promising to buy a pair and test them out at the lake! If they get lost or float away in...

Lisa has a tendency to over share and she does not disappoint! Her Urethra Franklin is under the weather and Lisa goes into more detail then Sam wants to hear! TMI!! Lisa’s pee is in training to fly to Toronto. So Sam suggests that she wear Depends o...

Cheese is a very personal topic, there are emotions and sentimental attachments to the ones, you hate! Sam is going on record as it was Lisa's idea to do cheese, 'for one has to go'. Lisa did her bit to defend blue cheese (ewwww) with no avail. Sam f...

Lisa's observation for the week: why build the new BBQ if you're not going to use it. You know who is using it, those damn pigeons! The pigeons were canoodling under the BBQ cover! Picture the tall man wielding a broom and cursing at the pigeons! Sam...

We all know Lisa over shares but did we need to know that she has the SBD's? Yes, she confesses that her most recent hot lips addiction is causing a gassy issue and they are silent but deadly!! Sam asks if she toots at work and Lisa exclaims, I'm not...

Lisa is proclaiming herself the world's Cheer Captain!! She is brimming with positivity and really horrible cheers! A cape is needed pronto! Your welcome world! Sam is less exciting, she's just waiting for her ankle and Lisa thinks talking sweetly to...

Sam was getting her exercise hop walking and for her efforts she got a boot instead of a cast! New cast, new you! Not to be left out, Lisa is new food, new season!! She is amping up her food game and bringing back spring and summer foods now!! Sam ha...