Transcript
Samantha [00:00:03]:
Hey. I'm Sam.
Lisa [00:00:05]:
And I'm Lisa.
Samantha [00:00:06]:
And this is I Shake My Head.
Lisa [00:00:09]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.
Samantha [00:00:12]:
Hi, everybody. It's us again. Samantha, we got some big, big, big news. Oh my gosh. The biggest ever. Finally, we can reveal it because we're ready. Are we are we really ready? No. We're They're
Lisa [00:00:24]:
having a baby. I think she's ready. We might not be ready.
Samantha [00:00:30]:
She's ready. No. She's not ready. She not ready.
Lisa [00:00:33]:
She don't even know what she got herself into.
Samantha [00:00:34]:
She took us on and that's a big thing, man.
Lisa [00:00:37]:
If she doesn't already have regrets, I'd be surprised.
Samantha [00:00:41]:
Friends of the podcast, we are talking about Sarah Burke. She is the CEO and founder of Women in Media. Boom. Boom. New network we have joined, and it's all Canadian all the time.
Lisa [00:00:57]:
And we're so excited. Nothing again. It's America though. Gotta be careful.
Sarah Burke [00:01:01]:
You know what? I I do have a new American client this month, which I I will tell you about later. But yes, we got a we got a nice focus on Canadian talent. Do do you wanna name some of the Canadian talent?
Lisa [00:01:12]:
Well, let's name our friend of the podcast in our mind, Jan Arden. Yeah.
Samantha [00:01:18]:
We also have Debbie Travis and Tommy Smythe.
Sarah Burke [00:01:21]:
Yeah. Yeah. And and we're at a new podcast all the time, but, I'm so excited to be working with you guys. You know, I I wanna, like, flashback to last week for a moment. I was listening to last week's episode, the weather woes episode,
Samantha [00:01:34]:
Mhmm.
Sarah Burke [00:01:34]:
And you start talking about this elusive woman, and I'm like I'm like, oh my god. They're talking about me.
Lisa [00:01:41]:
The secret. It was a secretive woman.
Sarah Burke [00:01:44]:
Yeah. And, so so, basically, we're just, you know, chatting about your leveling up your podcast. Right? Like, you you guys wanna work on growing your audience in Canada, and I have some ideas about that. This is what I do with my clients, and I'm very happy to have you. So welcome officially to the Women in Media Network. You know, I would love to know who are some of the female podcasters that you love? Who do you listen to?
Samantha [00:02:08]:
I really like the ladies from I've Had It podcast. They're hilarious.
Lisa [00:02:12]:
Yeah. We've started to listen we listen to them quite a while for quite a while now, and they're pretty they're they are they're pretty awesome. Hey. Like, just they're they're so matter of fact, and and we actually kind of think that they're they're I've had it as kinda similar to our I shake my heads.
Sarah Burke [00:02:26]:
We were just talking about them on the Jan podcast last week. I don't know if you knew that. Yeah. But, yeah. So, I mean, that was a seamless little name drop there.
Lisa [00:02:35]:
Totally Right? Totally. Who else who else have I been listening to? Like, I listen to a ton of podcasts. It just seems I like I listen to a lot of sports podcasts too because I'm a big sports
Sarah Burke [00:02:46]:
fan. My sports friend. Yes.
Lisa [00:02:48]:
Sports girl. Final. The hell
Sarah Burke [00:02:50]:
are the Toronto Blue Jays?
Lisa [00:02:52]:
Oh my god. We can do a separate episode on that, can't we?
Sarah Burke [00:02:55]:
Yeah. Sam is already shaking her head. She's like, let
Lisa [00:02:57]:
me go.
Samantha [00:02:57]:
Yeah. No. Shouldn't shouldn't tap
Lisa [00:02:59]:
out on that.
Sarah Burke [00:03:00]:
Okay. I'll tell you a quick a quick little story since you're having me. My father used to have season tickets behind 1st base. Okay? 4 seats, me, my mom, my sister, my dad. So, I mean, the Jays front office has grown quite greedy. Have you been to a game in the last few years at the Rogers Center? No. Okay. Probably better, honestly.
Sarah Burke [00:03:18]:
I'm just gonna say watching for the coach, better.
Lisa [00:03:20]:
Probably better.
Sarah Burke [00:03:21]:
Well, because there's just too much involved in, like, getting there. You got the Toronto traffic getting there. You've got all the prices of everything is ridiculous. Even if you take transit, you probably miss the train because it's too packed to get on it, like the Go train. Anyway, not to get too much into, like, the money stuff, but the price of 2 seats that my dad is paying for this year instead of 4 seats is more expensive than the 4 seats last year.
Lisa [00:03:43]:
Oh, well, they gotta pay for the new stadium.
Sarah Burke [00:03:45]:
Yeah. But why should my dad have to
Samantha [00:03:47]:
He he's like, I just
Sarah Burke [00:03:48]:
want a hot dog and a ginger ale. Like, I don't need to go into your lounge. I don't need with all the suits who are like I don't know what like, they should at least have cornhole in there or something. Like, I don't understand.
Lisa [00:03:59]:
Totally. Totally. It's it's pretty crazy. Hey.
Sarah Burke [00:04:02]:
Money grab and the team not looking good during this money grab is
Samantha [00:04:05]:
no No.
Sarah Burke [00:04:06]:
My favorite thing. And no. Right? So I'm shaking my head Yeah.
Lisa [00:04:09]:
At that. Totally. I've been shaking my head all year at the Jays, all year. We're gonna be in Toronto, and there's a Jays game on. And we've decided not to go to it. Instead, I'll go we'll go to the Jack Astors and watch it on the big screen. Protest. Right? Protest.
Lisa [00:04:22]:
Right? Because they put they don't get my money this year.
Sarah Burke [00:04:26]:
So I know you're only having me for a few minutes, but I would love to know since you're so honest, you're so honest, both of you, what you are most scared about in working with me and what you are loving most about working with me. Because I I can tell that there's, like, a couple eyebrow moments. We're working through it.
Lisa [00:04:42]:
So so the biggest issue with me in all things ever is I hate change. Right? Unless it's my change like so unless I decide I want to change, which even though we have decided it,
Samantha [00:04:53]:
I still feel that it's
Lisa [00:04:54]:
a little bit not completely my change because you're the expert and and and you're helping us change. So so I'm just very resistant to change and probably live in the world I can't believe because you said we're honest so I'll say it. Probably live in the world of, you sure she knows what she's doing? Not to be disrespectful, but you know. Right? Like, you just think and then Sam is kind of the common sense. Oh, you're not common sense?
Samantha [00:05:25]:
No. I am. Sam and Sarah are on the same team. We've Yes. We are. It's team Sam Sarah. This is happening here. You
Lisa [00:05:31]:
have to explain a little bit
Sarah Burke [00:05:32]:
about the why so I don't get in trouble though, Sam. You're already in this long distance with long term relationship with, Lisa.
Samantha [00:05:38]:
Because Lisa constantly asks, why do we have to do this? Why and then it's, like, the stream of questions that that results in all the things you've asked us to do, and I'm, like, I don't know. I have to come up with the answers, and I'm, like, I don't know. Let's just do it.
Lisa [00:05:55]:
I'm a questioner.
Sarah Burke [00:05:56]:
For example, you know, I maybe suggested, like, grouping some topics. Just grouping a couple things, and Sam's like, yes. And Lisa's like, no.
Samantha [00:06:05]:
No. I'm like I'm like, remember, I
Lisa [00:06:08]:
know you did that before, and I didn't like it, and I changed it.
Samantha [00:06:11]:
Yes. Yes. I remember I remember all those years ago when I wanted to keep things together and
Lisa [00:06:18]:
Right.
Samantha [00:06:19]:
Not having podcasted in my entire life already knew that I was doing it right, and then I was vetoed by you.
Lisa [00:06:25]:
Totally right. Just vetoed it. I didn't care what you said.
Samantha [00:06:28]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:06:28]:
Right? But now what what I like is I like like, now I feel that that we have some structure and some guidance. Right?
Samantha [00:06:35]:
No. Which I feel I'm vindicated. I feel like the only things I've ever wanted to try and Oh
Lisa [00:06:40]:
my god. Get off your big box. Vindicated. Get off your soapbox. No.
Samantha [00:06:45]:
It's a good box. I'm taller. It's great.
Lisa [00:06:48]:
The air
Samantha [00:06:48]:
the
Lisa [00:06:49]:
air just got thin in here. Right? No. I think
Sarah Burke [00:06:52]:
what we're working on, and I was trying to tell them. I'm not, like, trying to, like, shut you guys up. What I want is more quality and, like, digging in a little deeper in the stories that are already so funny that you guys share with each other. Yeah.
Lisa [00:07:03]:
So it's gonna make it better.
Sarah Burke [00:07:05]:
Sometimes you move on too fast, and I'm like, but wait. I wanted more. Right. Right.
Lisa [00:07:09]:
Totally. Right? And so so that's a great that's a great problem to have.
Sarah Burke [00:07:13]:
I think so. Like Yeah. Naughty knickers. I was like, why'd they move on so fast? That there was more to discuss there. Anyway, I'm so thrilled to have you guys on the network.
Lisa [00:07:22]:
Yeah. We're excited. We're excited.
Sarah Burke [00:07:24]:
Thank you for, taking a chance on me. You know, this is a new business venture for me, and, yeah, storytelling has been at the core of everything I've done, you know, in radio, in terrestrial, and satellite radio for 15 years, and now podcasting. So I just wanna help people tell their stories better.
Lisa [00:07:38]:
Yeah. Well, thank you for taking a chance on us because we're a couple LiveWire assholes sometimes. We are. We're assholes. I'm here for it. You know, we just want to have a good time and we want to grow our podcast and we want we we've always thought that, you know what? The world needs more laughter, so we just wanna keep giving the laughter. Right?
Sarah Burke [00:07:59]:
Yes. And please keep being yourself and keep buying bathing suits before you know if they'll fit. And good good luck. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to hear how that trip back to Walmart goes and
Lisa [00:08:10]:
happening this week. I already told Sam. I said Friday it's happening. We're doing Right?
Sarah Burke [00:08:14]:
See if Sam picks you up. She's leaving for the cottage without you. I know, right? She's going there
Lisa [00:08:18]:
or less without you.
Samantha [00:08:19]:
You can
Lisa [00:08:19]:
get your own ride there. Oh, yeah. We're we're excited. We're very excited, Sarah. Thank you.
Samantha [00:08:27]:
Thanks for joining.
Lisa [00:08:34]:
So, Samantha, Lisa, we sure did have a great afternoon, didn't we?
Samantha [00:08:43]:
Yes, we did. It was chock full of change. It was chock full of you getting put in your place and that made me feel good.
Lisa [00:08:51]:
Made me feel awkward and uncomfortable. Right? Sometimes as we've discussed over the years, I don't love change.
Samantha [00:09:01]:
You know what? And I'm gonna I'm gonna join you on this 1, Lisa. I'm gonna tell you that this has been a lot. This has definitely gotten us out of our comfort zone, and you know what? Maybe that's what we needed. Us old kitties.
Lisa [00:09:13]:
Right. That's
Samantha [00:09:13]:
right. We're midlife women. Right? We needed to get out
Lisa [00:09:16]:
of the comfort zone. We need to to to to spread our wings and fly perhaps.
Samantha [00:09:21]:
Oh, there you go.
Lisa [00:09:22]:
But here's my first observation. 1 of the changes she asked us to do, we already are breaking the rules and not
Samantha [00:09:27]:
do and you know what we didn't do? What?
Lisa [00:09:29]:
We didn't do bunk beds. We already thumbed our nose at bunk beds.
Samantha [00:09:35]:
We thumbed our nose at bunk beds because we didn't like the black space around us. Right. Because we we weren't quite prepared yet. Right?
Lisa [00:09:41]:
We don't
Samantha [00:09:42]:
we had to do a little more
Lisa [00:09:43]:
work Yeah. There. We still have
Samantha [00:09:45]:
to do a template. We'll figure it out.
Lisa [00:09:47]:
We'll get next week. Nope. Nope. I'm not I don't
Samantha [00:09:49]:
even wanna say next week. The week after.
Lisa [00:09:53]:
You might throw a dog a bone here. Right? I can't just change, change, change. Right? You know what the problem is? Problem is is that she's so nice in how she asks for change that it leaves me being a little suspicious because it leaves me saying, yeah, for sure we'll change. And then I'm like, woah. I don't think I understood that she just slipped a change in there.
Samantha [00:10:16]:
She you just started agreeing to everything, and I'm like, really?
Lisa [00:10:20]:
Right. It's like I was under her spell. Mhmm. There I was just a grand. Sure. Okay. Sure. Uh-huh.
Lisa [00:10:25]:
Sounds good. Yeah. And Sarah, we trust. Oh,
Samantha [00:10:29]:
there you go.
Lisa [00:10:29]:
That's our new hashtag and see
Samantha [00:10:31]:
Yes. For us. We're very excited to be with We really are.
Lisa [00:10:34]:
We're just putting a little bit of fun.
Samantha [00:10:36]:
Yeah. We're very excited to be with women in the in media. So we're, you know, we're looking forward to, continual change. Continual change.
Lisa [00:10:44]:
Continual change. So friends of the podcast, join us in this ride. Full of change. Full of change. Lisa and Sam don't change. We're not changing. Right? Like like Uh-huh. First thing I noticed today.
Lisa [00:10:57]:
Right? Even though it was all changey and I was feeling a little bit out of sorts because everything was change. First thing I noticed when I saw you today was why your bank so short? Shut up. Why are
Samantha [00:11:06]:
they so short? Because that's I don't know. This is really short.
Lisa [00:11:10]:
They're like short like mine.
Samantha [00:11:12]:
Their yours are really short. It's like forehead. A belly. That's the trend, though. We just didn't know about it. Nope. That's not a trend. That's not a trend.
Lisa [00:11:24]:
I just kept looking at you.
Samantha [00:11:25]:
I'm like, why are your eyebrows so cropped today? Yeah. And all I kept thinking is, why doesn't Lisa have, you know, more hair at the front?
Lisa [00:11:34]:
Because I never do. It disappeared 1 day. Right? So things like this aren't gonna change. I'm still gonna pick you up and call you out on your brown shirt.
Samantha [00:11:42]:
Oh my god. Don't start. I know.
Lisa [00:11:44]:
Don't start. I'm just saying right.
Samantha [00:11:46]:
Totally brown. She's gonna try
Lisa [00:11:47]:
and convince you at the end of the show that it's mauve. But it's not. Right? Because we all know mauve
Samantha [00:11:53]:
lives in the purple family. Brown lives in the ship. It's not Brown. It's
Lisa [00:11:58]:
not Brown. Look. Totally.
Samantha [00:11:59]:
It's not Brown.
Lisa [00:12:00]:
I guess we'll let them we'll let the listeners weigh in. Okay. Alright. Alright, Samantha.
Samantha [00:12:05]:
So what are we talking about this week, Lisa?
Lisa [00:12:07]:
Well, you know you know for a fact I gotta delve into the great American debate. Oh, thank you. Dive into that shit show. Yes. We do. I can't wait till it hits Netflix and it's a comedy roast. Thanks.
Samantha [00:12:22]:
We're also talking about vacation prep because that's coming up in about 5 days.
Lisa [00:12:27]:
Oh, my my gosh. I'm already losing sleep over it.
Samantha [00:12:30]:
Yeah. Already. And then there's some fun little tidbits from our socials and some other observations we've made during the week. So hang in there, folks.
Lisa [00:12:38]:
Hang in there. Bear with us, people. Alright. So, Samantha, as of today, if this is last if this is next week, we're already on vacation. Yeah. Already. We're already 4 hours north of Saskatoon sending ourselves at the lake, Jeanette Lake. Some will say Jeanette, but it's Jeanette.
Lisa [00:13:01]:
Right? 4 hours north. That's where we're headed.
Samantha [00:13:04]:
Uh-huh.
Lisa [00:13:04]:
Oh my gosh. So stressed out.
Samantha [00:13:06]:
I got my bathing suit. Even start. Damn. Don't even start.
Lisa [00:13:09]:
Right? I you know why I'm stressed out? My old bathing suit fits. But when I brought up to you that I have to return a new 1 that you know has caused me particular angst because I talked about it last week. Remember? The panties the panty liner that everybody's crotch has touched? All I wanted from you was to say, yeah. For sure. No problem. We'll return it.
Samantha [00:13:30]:
No. I don't wanna do that with you. Well, guess what?
Lisa [00:13:33]:
You have to. It's part of the job.
Samantha [00:13:35]:
1, I don't think Walmart will return it for you.
Lisa [00:13:37]:
Has the patty strip still in it? That must be not there.
Samantha [00:13:40]:
That means nothing. The tags run.
Lisa [00:13:42]:
I have the receipt. You watch this girl make a fuss. I'm getting that I'm getting that $29 back.
Samantha [00:13:48]:
If Walmart returns your your bathing suit
Lisa [00:13:54]:
that just that's just more fuel to the fire of the panty strip. Right?
Samantha [00:13:58]:
You know it. Right? But at least I can
Lisa [00:14:00]:
say I kept my panties on the whole time. So you say,
Samantha [00:14:04]:
well, you'll never know, but I did. Everybody I did. Everybody, in case you're wondering, Lisa's a bit of a dirty girl.
Lisa [00:14:10]:
I'm not a dirty girl when it comes to shit like that. Right? You're a jerk is what you are. Right? What a dirty girl. Right?
Samantha [00:14:19]:
Are you sure? Yeah. Are you sure? My my crotch is clean. I don't need to know about that.
Lisa [00:14:24]:
Well And
Samantha [00:14:24]:
I'm sure our listeners do not need. Right? Listeners, you don't need to know that. Right?
Lisa [00:14:28]:
We claim that. We talk about shit that we shouldn't talk about. Guess what? Guess who has a clean crotch? This girl does. And you brought it up, so don't don't you mess with the bull. You get the fucking horns at some point.
Samantha [00:14:41]:
You know what I'm trying to understand, though, is, like, why do you constantly torture yourself by going bathing suit shopping every summer? Because I want a new 1. And yet you still roll back to the 1 you've had 3 years ago. Totally. Yeah. Totally. Alright.
Lisa [00:14:58]:
I still need your help. I still need your help putting it on.
Samantha [00:15:00]:
It's awkward as shit. That has not shaped
Sarah Burke [00:15:02]:
well, hi.
Lisa [00:15:02]:
How do you think I feel? You think I'm excited that I need you to pull up from behind? Awkward as shit. Yeah. Totally awkward. Right? But it's awkward for me too. You know?
Samantha [00:15:14]:
I don't love that.
Lisa [00:15:16]:
And I get it. Right? It's stressful. The whole the whole the whole thing is a stressful situation.
Samantha [00:15:20]:
The amount of prep that is needed to even take a vacation with you is stressing me out now. Like, the idea of all the things that need to be in place, and then I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a time limit of, like, what time are you picking me up on Sunday, and Totally. And it needs to be 7, and then 7. It means we get to Meadowlake at 11, and that's before Okay. You already know. Opens. And then we have to go grocery shopping, but nothing opens because it's a Sunday till, like Sunday. 10 or 11 or Fine.
Samantha [00:15:54]:
It's like fine. You stress me out,
Lisa [00:15:56]:
but we get through it. Now, what we ever last year was the only year with a glitch. Threw us completely off our schedule because for some reason, Leadfoot Annie, you had to drive like a maniac in the forest and get a ticket. And my good looks and pleasant conversation got your ass saved.
Samantha [00:16:13]:
I think it was because you were filming us. He didn't wanna be on camera.
Lisa [00:16:19]:
Probably not. Right? Smile pretty for the camera officer.
Samantha [00:16:23]:
I think the fact that he let us go is because there was bigger fish up the road.
Lisa [00:16:27]:
I would think so. Right? I think 2 old ladies driving to
Samantha [00:16:30]:
the lake. Yeah. The local eased of his problems. The local RCMP didn't want nothing to do with us. They didn't. They didn't.
Lisa [00:16:36]:
But you say I stress you out. Right?
Samantha [00:16:38]:
Yes. Totally. Well, you totally stress me out too with all your weird things that you don't do according to how I think they should be done. But what about the HHG? Okay. So Michelle, the HHT is our Hyper Hype Girl. She has been with us for all 7 years.
Lisa [00:16:54]:
She branded herself a hyper hype girl once she brings 1 day. I'm your hyper hype girl and she totally is.
Samantha [00:17:00]:
She totally is, but she comes haphazardly prepared, but yet always has everything that she needs, and I'm like, how do you do this? And I'm like, I feel like it's because she's a mom.
Lisa [00:17:14]:
Totally. Right? Because if you just were to hang out with her or talk to her, you probably wouldn't just get that vibe. Right? Like like, this being the lady who's like, oh, shit. I'm going to Italy tomorrow, and I haven't planned on going to Italy tomorrow. Right? Or, oh, sorry. I can't make it to the Hudson. I'm going to Calgary. Oh, when? Now? No.
Lisa [00:17:34]:
Sorry about your plans. Forgot we had them. Right?
Samantha [00:17:37]:
But you're right. But yet she's still organized. She's she always oh, my god. I mean, the spread for the 6th Stanley Cup game was, like, amazing, and I'm like, it's because she is, like, the entertainer extraordinaire. Yes. She's a mom. She knows how to throw a party.
Lisa [00:17:57]:
But you gotta be careful. Right? Because we gotta be careful. We can't let her think that we're using her.
Samantha [00:18:01]:
No. We're not. We're totally not. Totally not. Because I
Lisa [00:18:04]:
mean, I mean, we're gonna bring maybe a maybe a little.
Samantha [00:18:07]:
Okay. But we're gonna bring, like, the basics of food.
Lisa [00:18:10]:
Yeah. Like, the stuff that she won't eat, we're gonna bring.
Samantha [00:18:13]:
And then she'll bring the stuff that we do like to eat. Right? Because that's what
Lisa [00:18:17]:
she does, because she's somebody's mom. And when you're somebody's mom, you take care of others.
Samantha [00:18:21]:
Oh my god. She made a basic hamburger last year. Taste 10 times better than it should have.
Lisa [00:18:28]:
Totally. Totally.
Samantha [00:18:30]:
I'm like, how did you do that?
Lisa [00:18:32]:
How can she make a 3 bean salad that's in a container taste homemade? Oh, it's funny.
Samantha [00:18:38]:
It's so funny.
Lisa [00:18:39]:
And then yet, like, all moms still makes you eat that jello salad shit.
Samantha [00:18:43]:
Well, and then, you know, because because in this cabin, guys, in this cabin, we go there every we've been going there, like, first how many summers, Lisa? Yeah.
Lisa [00:18:53]:
Many. We love it. We're so lucky.
Samantha [00:18:54]:
So many. And and the HHG's only come along with us the last 2 years. 2 years. 2 years. Right? Yeah. And and unfortunately, she the last man standing. So she gets the bunk bedroom.
Lisa [00:19:07]:
It's the bunk bed. She has a double bedroom.
Samantha [00:19:11]:
And it's it's tiny. It's so tiny. But, unfortunately, because you're the last man who joined us, that's what you get. That's the room you get.
Lisa [00:19:22]:
Princess Sam gets the best room.
Samantha [00:19:24]:
Oh, I got a good room. Right.
Lisa [00:19:26]:
She gets the best room with the newest bed. Yeah. Right?
Samantha [00:19:29]:
Well, it's because I gotta put up with you. So Apparently apparently apparently. But then but then okay. And Michelle learned this for the 1st year is that Lisa gets up and she's just sort of hanging out and all of a sudden she's rattling. She's talking to herself, she's turned on the TV. She's like, boy, I'd love a cup of coffee. Wouldn't it be great if Sam got up to get the cup of coffee? But if Sam doesn't get
Lisa [00:19:57]:
up to make the coffee, I guess I can make the coffee. That gets that friends through the podcast, that gets everybody riled up. Right? When I offered him, I'll just make coffee.
Samantha [00:20:08]:
I'll make that coffee.
Lisa [00:20:09]:
And his bed's creaking and moaning. Right?
Samantha [00:20:14]:
I'm like, shut up and go back to bed. And you know what I've said in
Lisa [00:20:17]:
the past. Right? Sam's the only person who wakes up cranky.
Samantha [00:20:21]:
I do. I wake up not prepared and happy for the day. I wake up prepared to not talk to people for the first half an hour. Right. And I am the wrong mate for that. You are totally the wrong person because I've
Lisa [00:20:33]:
been sitting up for 3 hours waiting to talk to people.
Samantha [00:20:38]:
I remember last year when Michelle came out of her bedroom, her hair looked like it had been through a tornado. They were I
Lisa [00:20:48]:
don't, like, know how doing. She has to sleep on her face standing up, pillow over her head.
Samantha [00:20:55]:
I don't know how she does it. So crazy with
Lisa [00:20:58]:
such a pretty lady and but not in the morning. Not in the morning.
Samantha [00:21:03]:
Oh, we're outing her. That's so wrong.
Lisa [00:21:05]:
That's so bad. Hey.
Samantha [00:21:08]:
Oh my god.
Lisa [00:21:10]:
Oh my god. But I got some really exciting news. I just saw it. I just saw it on the Instagram. Right? My favorite way to waste time. There is you
Samantha [00:21:18]:
know how much I love a Toaster Strudel? Yes.
Lisa [00:21:21]:
New and improved lake food, everybody. Toaster strudel now comes with what they call mega icing. Oh, just what you need. Just what that piece of toasted strudel's been missing, extra icing.
Samantha [00:21:36]:
Oh my god. You know how sometimes I'll sneak
Lisa [00:21:38]:
the extra, I'll do 2 icings because it should have extra icing. Uh-huh. And now it has extra icing. Just for you. Just for me. I can't wait. Like, that's so exciting. Extra icing.
Lisa [00:21:49]:
Do you even get that? You even get the importance of extra icing. No. I don't. Oh, it's because you don't care about stuff like that. I know. Which is weird.
Samantha [00:21:59]:
It's I've seen you eat
Lisa [00:22:00]:
a strudel, but you'll eat a strudel with no icing. I don't like your strudels. Well, they
Samantha [00:22:06]:
don't I don't like the fake baked goods that you make us take to the lake.
Lisa [00:22:10]:
They just go in a toaster for God's sakes.
Samantha [00:22:12]:
I know, but I don't enjoy that.
Lisa [00:22:14]:
I don't know. Whatever. I don't enjoy you.
Samantha [00:22:18]:
And this is how the 6 days go.
Lisa [00:22:20]:
No? 5 days too many. That's technically what the vacation's called, 5 days. 5 days too bad. Right? Oh, my goodness.
Samantha [00:22:30]:
Okay. But speaking, we put out to our listeners, to you guys. We put it to you guys. What do you bring for lake food? Now I was expecting, like, the huge, which we did get. We got we got from Karen all dressed chips. Yay, Karen. I'm with you. Sonia, burgers and hot dogs.
Samantha [00:22:47]:
Of course. I can't
Lisa [00:22:48]:
I can't believe you.
Samantha [00:22:49]:
Yeah. Sandra Lynn, steak, chicken burgers. Absolutely. Absolutely. Krista with salsa, guacamole, and chips. Haley, Kellyanne, Cindy, and Kathleen. You guys are too much. You're too much.
Samantha [00:23:00]:
You can't come with us. Sorry you're not invited. You are too much work. You are high maintenance when it comes to food. Lobster.
Lisa [00:23:08]:
Could go with the HHG.
Samantha [00:23:10]:
Yeah. Lobsters, steak, strawberry spinach salad, a brisket, grilled peaches? What is all this? What are you guys doing? No 1 mention of craft dinner. No. No. 1 craft dinner. I'm like, I don't know what you guys do when you go to lake, but I want minimal amounts of mayo. We were just talking about that.
Lisa [00:23:40]:
I want to bite lunch. Bite bite. Good job. Bite bite done.
Samantha [00:23:45]:
That's all. That's all. We want Lisa to hack away at cheese and, like, you know, sauce in.
Lisa [00:23:52]:
I'll make my specialty character board just like I do every year.
Samantha [00:23:56]:
Happy to wait. To show everybody how beautiful
Lisa [00:23:59]:
it is. That's my trademark, the hat.
Samantha [00:24:01]:
Oh, it's so bad.
Lisa [00:24:02]:
It's not so bad. It is so bad. Trademark. I just tried to do it a little differently than everybody else. Right?
Samantha [00:24:08]:
I think that that's enough for people. They don't need to see that. Do they need to see that?
Lisa [00:24:15]:
I don't know. Maybe maybe it doesn't matter. There you don't wanna eat it? I'll just make lunch for 1. Makes it easier for me.
Samantha [00:24:21]:
You know what I have discovered? What? You know what I've discovered? Is that I never get to bring the food that I like.
Lisa [00:24:28]:
Oh, my God. Are you crazy? Yes. All we talk about at the grocery store is the food you like.
Samantha [00:24:33]:
No. It's not. Yes. It is. Between fighting about the date of the bread.
Lisa [00:24:39]:
Oh, yeah.
Samantha [00:24:39]:
I'm fine. No. We don't need 4 packs of bacon. K. Well, you know, you
Lisa [00:24:44]:
should be thankful. I don't love this bacon as much this year.
Samantha [00:24:47]:
Thank god.
Lisa [00:24:47]:
Right? So just 3 packs will be good.
Samantha [00:24:50]:
No. I think 1 is plenty. Why? You're not the boss of And we'll hack that in half. You're not my boss. You don't get to decide how much food I get to eat. Right? Bacon is bad for you.
Lisa [00:25:03]:
So is the lake.
Samantha [00:25:05]:
No. It's So
Lisa [00:25:06]:
is the lake. Everything we do up there is not that great for us.
Samantha [00:25:10]:
Well, it's the drinking mostly. Right?
Lisa [00:25:12]:
The the 15 stops to get up there because you want a different breakfast
Samantha [00:25:15]:
than I want. Stop it. That's true. Right? You want
Lisa [00:25:18]:
a different breakfast than me. It is
Samantha [00:25:20]:
an argument from the moment we get in the car to the moment we get to North Battleford and then from the North Battleford to Meadow Lake.
Lisa [00:25:28]:
No. Because you're picky. Because you're picky.
Samantha [00:25:31]:
You're picky. You always try and paint me out
Lisa [00:25:33]:
as the picky 1. I'm like, I just want breakfast. And you're like, okay, McDonald's.
Samantha [00:25:37]:
And then I get you said breakfast, and then it comes burnt, and then you don't wanna eat it. And now you've never and then you haven't yet breakfast, and then and then we're in Meadow Lake. I need And then I need we're cracking a cold 1, and you still haven't eaten.
Lisa [00:25:53]:
I need you to shut up for a minute, actually, because you just summed everything up. I have an issue because it's burnt. I have an issue because the bread is gonna expire in a day. You you live in a world with no food standards.
Samantha [00:26:08]:
I have food standards. I feel you don't. No. I think you think because
Lisa [00:26:12]:
I don't wanna die from mold disease.
Samantha [00:26:14]:
You're not gonna you don't die from mold. Well, it's
Lisa [00:26:16]:
not it's it's frowned upon, or else they would sell it like that all the time, and we would be we would have been raised to eat green bread. Right? So it's it's not something that they're saying we should just jump right into.
Samantha [00:26:28]:
Alright, Lisa.
Lisa [00:26:30]:
I'm just saying we're not gonna agree? Uh-huh. Tune in. Uh-huh.
Samantha [00:26:34]:
Now this goes. The only person who packs the car is me.
Lisa [00:26:38]:
Yeah. I don't pack it.
Samantha [00:26:39]:
Yeah. Because you have no skill.
Lisa [00:26:42]:
I don't even know where you live to help. Right?
Samantha [00:26:45]:
That's the
Lisa [00:26:46]:
other day what the other morning when we thought you had died. I said I'm saying to your boyfriend, John, I can't even go help I can't even go find
Samantha [00:26:52]:
her because I don't even know where the hell she live. I just simply slept in. Okay? Right. Till noon, And it felt good.
Lisa [00:27:01]:
Well, next time, you're on your own.
Samantha [00:27:03]:
It was a day off. I don't know what to tell you.
Sarah Burke [00:27:05]:
Alright. That's fine.
Samantha [00:27:06]:
Yeah. I know.
Lisa [00:27:07]:
I'm just saying you do pack you pack a good
Samantha [00:27:10]:
car. But as we prepare for the for the lake vacation, did you ever have to help do that kind of stuff when you were a kid when you were going to
Lisa [00:27:19]:
the lake? So we never had to pack the car, but we used to get bribed with, like, you guys clean out the car, do a special clean for the 6 hour trip to Ottawa. Yeah. You can buy magazines. So there we'd be. Right? My parents are smokers. We'd have the vacuum trying to suck up the ashtray with all the cigarette butts in it. Right? Washing down the windows that they smoked into.
Samantha [00:27:44]:
Yeah. Right? All the paper towels, yellow
Lisa [00:27:46]:
and nasty. Every Gen X kid went through that, I think.
Samantha [00:27:49]:
Uh-huh.
Lisa [00:27:49]:
Right? And then we would get, like, I don't know, $2 each so we could buy a new Archie comic or something.
Samantha [00:27:55]:
I don't remember helping pack, but I definitely remember that my parents, before we left to go to the lake, would, like, clean the house. Like, it had the house had to be ready for, like, when we came back, there was nothing to do. We just came home. We unpacked, and we were
Lisa [00:28:10]:
Somebody breaks in. They're breaking into a brand new home. And click Goldilocks and the 3 bears. There you go. Right. It's ready for you. Right. It's kind of weird how, how it became our job.
Lisa [00:28:23]:
Mhmm. Like, I hated every second. It's like when we were kids, we had to take back the bottles too. We emptied all that shit. Like, why do I gotta do your dirty, cringe work?
Samantha [00:28:31]:
Well, because that's what kids are for. Right?
Lisa [00:28:33]:
I guess so. That that that was the saying in the gen x years.
Samantha [00:28:37]:
Right. I don't know. We'll see how it goes. That's the point
Lisa [00:28:40]:
of you. Well, let's yeah. We'll see how it goes. Right?
Samantha [00:28:44]:
Yeah. We'll see how
Lisa [00:28:45]:
it goes. I don't know, Samantha. I just think that, even though we're gonna be up at the lake
Samantha [00:28:52]:
Uh-huh.
Lisa [00:28:53]:
I'm gonna still be tuning into CNN because
Samantha [00:28:55]:
now I'm
Lisa [00:28:56]:
fully ensconced. Uh-huh. Fully ensconced in CNN. Hey. Well, you're laughing because it's a big word. Do you need me to explain it to you? Ensconced means to just be fully ensconced. That's what it means. To be fully ensconced.
Samantha [00:29:11]:
Love it when you use a word you don't know.
Lisa [00:29:13]:
I do. Right? So I will be ensconced
Samantha [00:29:17]:
in CNN. Or you could use a simpler word, wrapped up in.
Lisa [00:29:22]:
Or if you need me to use a simpler word, yes, you're absolutely right. I'll dumb it down for you. We'll wrap up be wrapped up in. Shut up. But listen. Right? Because hi. We're there. We're in the thick of this shit now.
Lisa [00:29:37]:
We are in the thick. And, you know, I love American politics.
Samantha [00:29:42]:
I know. And that's all
Lisa [00:29:44]:
I was all over it. Right? Yes.
Samantha [00:29:46]:
And that's all that's happening now. Ever since that presidential debate Hi.
Lisa [00:29:51]:
The debacle. Dear, here's my message. K? I'm gonna probably make a TikTok about it too. Right? Because I love the TikTok. Uh-huh. Dear America, I watched your debate, and it was seriously the best laugh I've had in a while. Fuck. What the hell? I'm shaking my head at that.
Lisa [00:30:10]:
Shaking my head at the debate. Oh. Right? I had to shake my head at the debate. I know. It was the craziest thing.
Samantha [00:30:20]:
John gave me gears for not watching it. And I'm like, I don't need to watch something I knew was gonna be a train wreck.
Lisa [00:30:26]:
Total train wreck. Right? Bigger train wreck, I think, even than what we had anticipated.
Samantha [00:30:31]:
I think so. Okay.
Lisa [00:30:32]:
But do you remember last week you said to me, I was only to bother you during the debate if it appeared that there was gonna be a decision needing to be made about pudding. Yes. Right. Which friends to the podcast, what I mean by that is that so think back years ago to, like, pope John Paul the second.
Samantha [00:30:50]:
Uh-huh.
Lisa [00:30:51]:
He was in rough shape, that poor guy. And he would sit on his pulpit with his hat that was too heavy and his neck that just had had enough of the weight of the world. And it honestly looked like all he could think of was, like, I have 2 decisions to make today. Jell
Samantha [00:31:05]:
O or pudding? Jell O or pudding?
Lisa [00:31:10]:
That's a Joe Biden hit a pudding moment, and I texted you. It was like it was our safe word.
Samantha [00:31:16]:
Pudding. Pudding. Pudding. I'm like, oh, it's happening.
Lisa [00:31:20]:
It's happening, and it was totally happening.
Samantha [00:31:22]:
I think I think the pudding
Lisa [00:31:23]:
episode that the the pudding scene that I'm referring to ended with Joe Biden saying, and we fixed Medicare. Right? Just for a reference, after he was, like, ended this and COVID ended this. And then even Donald Trump was like, yeah, I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, it was so it was so good. It was so good. It's and it just it lives on and it's good. And they want him out. They want him to step down.
Lisa [00:31:50]:
And he's digging his heels in saying, nah. It was just
Samantha [00:31:53]:
a bad day. It's a bad day. I had a cold. I had a cold. He had a cold. He had a cold.
Lisa [00:31:58]:
He had a cold. Right.
Samantha [00:32:00]:
And all I think is did at least he get pudding after? Like, hope he got some pudding. You know? Did they have to? Was there depends? Did somebody have to, like, here's the spare package?
Lisa [00:32:10]:
Here's his here's his, Vicks VapoRub. Let's clear you up, Joe. Let's lie in bed. Alright. His young hot wife, let's lie in bed, dear,
Samantha [00:32:18]:
and just Oh my god.
Lisa [00:32:19]:
Get you all spankied up here. Right?
Samantha [00:32:22]:
I just I don't and then his wife, Jill Biden, was quoted in vogue as saying it was just a bad 90 minutes.
Lisa [00:32:30]:
It would tote absolutely bad 90 minutes.
Samantha [00:32:32]:
Right? Yeah. I still and then he's quoted as saying, I know what I know, and I know the truth. And I'm like, oh my god, Seriously?
Lisa [00:32:40]:
And what does that have to do with it?
Samantha [00:32:41]:
I know my job or something like that. I'm like, okay. That's not still that makes no sense still.
Lisa [00:32:47]:
And then then on the CNN, the best part, after the debate, CNN people are talking about him like he's Jimmy Carter who's in his last days of hospice. He's a good man. He's a good, good man, though. Right? Like like, my heart loves Joe Biden. He's a good man. He's a good man. Same shit they're saying about Jimmy Carter who's ready to kick it anytime. Right? He's a good man.
Lisa [00:33:09]:
Right? He served his country well. Joe Biden, not Joe Biden. He went to war. Yeah.
Samantha [00:33:14]:
I mean and that's great. Yes. He did. But how is he today? The thing is is that these 2 candidates are the oldest presidential candidates in the history of their country. Right. 1 is 78, and 1 is 81. Dear America, there might be something wrong with that.
Lisa [00:33:32]:
What are we doing here? Why is there no age limit? I mean, don't get me wrong. As a Canadian, there's so much about your constitution and your freedoms of rights that I don't understand. I mean But that's that's a story for another day.
Samantha [00:33:44]:
But that could be said for for Canada's charter.
Lisa [00:33:46]:
Of course.
Samantha [00:33:47]:
Of course. Right? I'm just saying. Right? Every country is different. Right?
Lisa [00:33:50]:
There's a lot you always gotta be like, we're not political yet,
Samantha [00:33:54]:
And here
Lisa [00:33:55]:
you are I'm trying
Samantha [00:33:56]:
to calm the waters. You're planning fanning the flames, Lisa.
Lisa [00:34:00]:
Right. Let's start talking about gun. Oh, no. That's for another day.
Samantha [00:34:04]:
For another day. That's for another day.
Lisa [00:34:05]:
We don't talk about that. We're not that podcast. We're not that podcast. I'm just saying. Right? Dear America, come on. You know what? But the You guys can't be okay with this. You can't be.
Samantha [00:34:16]:
No. But we should have the same age limits in Canada too. You should you can't be a prime minister before the age of 40, and you have to have something more than a teaching degree. Be helpful. Right? That's kinda You know? And you shouldn't you shouldn't be a prime minister or president past the age of say 70.
Lisa [00:34:36]:
Wow.
Samantha [00:34:36]:
You know? Maybe, you know, like, it's just it's it's not that we don't think it's just young people might have a better perspective or people. Totally.
Lisa [00:34:47]:
Is it any different, Samantha, than the athlete, the star athlete that just keeps playing when the junior guy wants to come up and make a name for himself? Right. Really? Time to retire and move on.
Samantha [00:34:56]:
Well, I mean, yes. If you if you are not performing at your peak, time to go. It's time to go.
Lisa [00:35:03]:
And what does a woman say? If if the dude's not performing at his peak, what are we saying?
Samantha [00:35:07]:
It's time to go. It's time to go. Or take a pill. I don't know.
Lisa [00:35:11]:
Right? You got 2 options. Fix the problem Uh-huh. Or go. I don't think they can fix Joe Biden
Samantha [00:35:19]:
or not unless there's unless there's a pill.
Lisa [00:35:21]:
Oh. Go ahead. And then and then unless there's a pill. I don't think there is. Right? And then as a side note, I'm looking at all the because they're interviewing so many men. Right? Men, proud men in their suits.
Samantha [00:35:35]:
Uh-huh.
Lisa [00:35:36]:
I don't claim to know men's fashion that well. But last time I checked, isn't the tie still supposed to come down close to the pant, end of the pant? To the waistband. To the waistband. Isn't that like, has that changed over the years?
Samantha [00:35:50]:
No. Not to my rec not to my record recollection.
Lisa [00:35:53]:
Right. Right? Well, I'm seeing a lot of short ties. I'm seeing a lot of short ties. Seems odd. Oh.
Samantha [00:36:01]:
Just an observation. Can't wait for you to find more stuff to complain about. Right?
Lisa [00:36:06]:
They're observations. They're not complaints. Are you sure? I'm positive. Right?
Samantha [00:36:12]:
Okay. But talking about how we talk about age, that makes me think about something that I read. Okay. And it made me I was reading this, People article about a woman who competed in race walking. Okay. They described her as grandma, 58, gets 3rd place at US Olympic trials for race walking. Oh, ouch. And all I thought was is that how you would describe a man?
Lisa [00:36:45]:
Of course.
Samantha [00:36:45]:
Or you say grandpa 58.
Lisa [00:36:48]:
You're never ever saying grandpa 58. Ever.
Samantha [00:36:51]:
Why did they have to put grandma? Right.
Lisa [00:36:53]:
Why can't they just say celebrated Olympian? Right. Something like that.
Samantha [00:36:59]:
And and actually this this, athlete had actually participated on the t on Team USA 92, 96, 2000. So let's just be on it brutally honest here, Samantha. Right? Number 1, I shake
Lisa [00:37:12]:
my head at anybody that can speed walk. Right? Because you can get those hips to do that. Wow. Hey. Like, that's that's that's pretty impressive. Right?
Samantha [00:37:19]:
I'm not speed walking right now, and I'm 2 years younger than she.
Lisa [00:37:22]:
Right. That's I'm barely walking. Right? I turned 55 2 days ago, and my lower back is sore, My knees crack, and I have an arthritic bump on my toe. But don't you dare put grandma in front of my name.
Samantha [00:37:37]:
Don't you dare put grandma or old or anything in in how you should describe somebody like that.
Lisa [00:37:44]:
No.
Samantha [00:37:45]:
That's horrible.
Lisa [00:37:46]:
If you're gonna call her grandma, it's because she's with her grandchildren and she's in a grandma setting, not in a not in an athletic setting.
Samantha [00:37:55]:
It was the worst way to describe this person. It's like it demeaned anything that she had accomplished coming back to, you know, try out for team USA again.
Lisa [00:38:08]:
And guaranteed, the 50 year old man, he's just he is he's he's just the hottest news in the world. Right? Because he's a miracle. Wow. Look at him.
Samantha [00:38:16]:
It's a miracle.
Lisa [00:38:17]:
He got himself back in shape, tip top shape. Not that
Samantha [00:38:19]:
he ever lost tip top shape because he was an athlete. Well, and then Look
Sarah Burke [00:38:24]:
at him go.
Samantha [00:38:25]:
And then I'm thinking just as you're you're saying that, I all I'm thinking is why would why would somebody be surprised that a woman in her fifties can still compete as an Olympic athlete? Yeah. Because that's what it made like how they how they laid out the title of this article Totally. Really made me think of like, oh my god, grandma. Right.
Lisa [00:38:48]:
Got their place. Got their place.
Samantha [00:38:50]:
All that set.
Lisa [00:38:52]:
And when you hear that when I hear grandma, if you didn't put her age and it was just like grandma back in the Olympics, I'm automatically thinking because you've used the word grandma of somebody who's 98 years old. Right? I don't think grandma 2 years older than us. I just Sorry. 2 years older than you. Let me I stand corrected.
Samantha [00:39:10]:
Oh, well, you're older. Yeah. Okay.
Lisa [00:39:13]:
You're older and you know it. Right?
Samantha [00:39:15]:
But, I mean, are we calling Snoop Dogg Grandpa Snoop Dogg? He should be.
Lisa [00:39:19]:
He's gonna
Samantha [00:39:20]:
be 1 of the Olympic commentators. He's old. He's old. Right? He's probably older than 58. Is he is he grandpa Snoop Dogg? Like, what was Snoop? Grandpa Snoop?
Lisa [00:39:31]:
Snoop Snoop? He totally should be, should be grandpa snoop. And why is nobody really talking about the Canadians?
Samantha [00:39:39]:
Is have we not done anything spectacular?
Lisa [00:39:41]:
We have. I think we I think we have. I mean, it's I guess, it's kind of odd. We don't really know a lot about it either. It's because as Canadians, we don't go around tooting our own horn.
Samantha [00:39:52]:
Well, we've heard a lot about Simone Biles because she also competed. She came back, and she's doing wonderfully well. Canadian? No. No. She's from the US team, but Oh, okay. It's like that's all you're hearing about. We're not hearing about anybody else. Right.
Lisa [00:40:06]:
We have great athletes, like, they're out there.
Samantha [00:40:08]:
We do, but why don't we talk about them?
Lisa [00:40:11]:
I don't know. Because Why
Samantha [00:40:13]:
is the Canadian news? Why aren't Canadian news outlets talking about our athletes competing? It's because we're going to Paris too. Are we not? Yeah. In, like, 4 weeks or 5 weeks. So somewhere, somehow
Lisa [00:40:25]:
Pretty sure it's Canada is going. Carrying a flag because we're in some sports, apparently. Or is it because we're only known for our our winter sports?
Samantha [00:40:36]:
Oh, god. I hope not. But that shouldn't matter. Well, I hope we're Right? I hope we're being recognized for more than just snow. Well, we always do
Lisa [00:40:48]:
it in the pool. Right? So we're good swimmers. We're good swimmers. We're good swimmers. We're good to pool. We're like fish. Put us in the pool. Right? I've watched here's the thing.
Lisa [00:40:58]:
I've watched some of the diving. Like the like the dive hey. You watch the diving, female friends of the podcast, I challenge you to watch the diving and not get fixated on their bikini bottoms. Stop. When they do that big jump, what? Totally lays it all out there for you. Weird. It's it's not me that's gross. It's that that's gross.
Lisa [00:41:24]:
Really? Right. It's not me. It's not me. There it is on my TV. Dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky.
Samantha [00:41:33]:
I think you're obsessed. If I would if I didn't know better
Lisa [00:41:37]:
I'm not obsessed.
Samantha [00:41:38]:
We talked about it last week when the old man got Right.
Lisa [00:41:42]:
With a
Samantha [00:41:42]:
24 year old woman. Alright. Wrinkly dinkies. Wrinkly dink. Now you're talking about sports dinky?
Lisa [00:41:49]:
I think I just like the word dinky. Right?
Samantha [00:41:53]:
That's too cool around. Oh my god. Seriously.
Lisa [00:41:58]:
That's too funny.
Samantha [00:41:59]:
That's too
Lisa [00:41:59]:
funny, Samantha. But, you
Samantha [00:42:00]:
know, I was talking to John, my boyfriend and the editor of our podcast. Yes. And I was saying we were discussing how the young generation, if they don't have a job that handles cash, that potentially is a skill that we're gonna lose, like, that they'll lose. Right?
Lisa [00:42:17]:
Totally. Totally.
Samantha [00:42:17]:
Because we everything's very digital. Yep. And and then it was weird because I came across an article that said, that Canada is sleepwalking into cashless society. Oh. And the consumer advocate warns, are you, you know, that this potentially could happen. It could could and it could cause insecurity among the population because we're we're gonna go cashless. And they they say, we need to protect it. So, Lisa, what are you gonna do about that?
Lisa [00:42:48]:
Well, I'm cash. You know, I'm cash. I am I use a card if I'm forced to, like the Tim Hortons at my work.
Samantha [00:42:56]:
Mhmm.
Lisa [00:42:56]:
It's all cashless.
Samantha [00:42:58]:
Oh, yeah. Cashless. They don't take any cash.
Lisa [00:43:02]:
No cash. Really? Yeah.
Samantha [00:43:05]:
So I
Lisa [00:43:05]:
don't know what happens when their machine goes down. So that's why thank you for the birthday gift, Samantha, when I got the SIM cards because that's what I have to use is the SIM cards.
Samantha [00:43:13]:
Mhmm.
Lisa [00:43:13]:
Right? So, so yeah. No. I I like cash. I'm old school. I like cash in the pocket. I've told I have said this for years. Right? You just give it to me on my debit card and money money money money money money. Right? Where did all the dollars go? Right.
Lisa [00:43:30]:
Right. I just spend. I'm a spender.
Samantha [00:43:33]:
I'm really bad for using my cards only. Like, it's not very often that I have cash on me.
Lisa [00:43:38]:
Yeah. And sometimes I think that people like you use cash people. Oh, I don't have cash for for for for the the the bar that only takes cash at the event. Oh, okay. I got this.
Samantha [00:43:51]:
When did I when's the last time I did that? I'm
Lisa [00:43:53]:
just saying hypothetically speaking.
Samantha [00:43:55]:
Really? Okay. So All the times that I drive
Lisa [00:43:58]:
you home Why why
Samantha [00:44:00]:
don't accept money for gas or even ask for it.
Lisa [00:44:04]:
I have You wanna be like this? We'll be like this. I have said to you many times, oh, I gave you some gas money. Could I get a ride home? And you always say, I haven't taken gas money from you for years. Right. And I and I just assume thank you because you're my friend. There's some things that go along with the job.
Samantha [00:44:25]:
And sometimes you just need to pay for stuff.
Lisa [00:44:28]:
Yeah. Right. And sometimes I get free breakfast because you still can't even be on time on my birthday. But that's I'm over that. Oh. I'm over it.
Samantha [00:44:38]:
Yeah. Okay. Right. I'm pretty sure you are.
Lisa [00:44:40]:
But, yeah, I think a cashless society, I think it's dangerous. Right?
Samantha [00:44:43]:
It is dangerous because people people that don't have access to money except for cash. That's all that they're gonna have. So it's Machine goes down. Yeah. It's an insecurity. So Right? Then what? I'm just saying, you know, everyone needs to be old school like Lisa.
Lisa [00:44:59]:
Yeah. Well or just be like Lisa. That's what a lot of people say too. Just be like Lisa.
Samantha [00:45:04]:
Just be like Lisa and it's all good.
Lisa [00:45:06]:
It's all good. Life is good.
Samantha [00:45:09]:
Alright. Hey, guys. We are going to take a quick break, but hang on. We'll be back.
Lisa [00:45:18]:
Okay. I'm shaking my head. Some might just call it an observation. I'm gonna shake my head. I'm shaking my head at the build your own Caesar And friend of the podcast, Roxy r Oller, don't take this serious the wrong way because I know you work at a caesar bar. It's not meant to you. Your Caesar's are perfectly fine. But have we not gotten
Samantha [00:45:38]:
a little out of hand with building
Lisa [00:45:39]:
our own Caesar? Samantha, I saw a picture of a Caesar and with all of its things attached to it, and 1 was a cheeseburger.
Samantha [00:45:47]:
Like a full blown cheeseburger?
Lisa [00:45:50]:
Full blown cheeseburger on an apparatus attached to my drink. That's what I was gonna have.
Samantha [00:45:56]:
Like, it wasn't a stand It wasn't 1 of the Stanley Cups with, like, the ring of snacks. Right?
Lisa [00:46:01]:
Did not have the ring of snacks.
Samantha [00:46:02]:
No. It was like
Lisa [00:46:03]:
a burger attached to a caesar. Okay. Remember the good
Samantha [00:46:08]:
old days? Remember where you got, like, a chunk of celery and or, an asparagus stock, maybe a gherkin, maybe a pickle?
Lisa [00:46:16]:
Yeah. Maybe a pickle of something?
Samantha [00:46:18]:
Now I think it's so crazy. I think we've gone so far out of control with this. I mean, when we were in Collingwood, Ontario, I think it was a couple years ago now. Mhmm. And we went to go visit Roxy r Roller at the Caesars Bar in Calming Woods. 8 is it 1812? I think it's 1812. And we got the full meal deal with the caesars, like
Lisa [00:46:43]:
you could super cool order a
Samantha [00:46:45]:
pre you could order 1 or you could, like, you could make your own. You could make your own. You could make your own. Yeah. And then it got crazy, and then the stuff that got added to it was totally crazy. Yeah. And then all I thought and all I think is that's a lot of food to go with alcohol. Is or is it just clemato? Or is it just Clamato? And then I'm wondering, like, do you have room for the alcohol? Right?
Lisa [00:47:06]:
What am I paying for? Am I paying for the for the supper
Samantha [00:47:08]:
of the drink, or am
Lisa [00:47:10]:
I paying for the drink of the drink? Because I'm actually really just here for the drink of the drink.
Samantha [00:47:13]:
Yeah. The drink of the drink. But, I mean, it's a cool experience, though. Totally. Right? Totally cool experience. Very cool experience.
Lisa [00:47:21]:
But it just seems like like like now we have Caesar artists.
Samantha [00:47:25]:
I mean, is it a beer and a Caesar? Because then that makes sense if the c the cheeseburger was it was like a combo meal.
Lisa [00:47:32]:
It's not coming, it's not coming as your meal. It's coming with your on your drink on a Okay. On your drink
Samantha [00:47:40]:
as an added as an added garnish.
Lisa [00:47:44]:
Go get you your drink. Right?
Samantha [00:47:47]:
It just seems it seems overkill, like, as it does. Listeners, like, would you guys, like, guys? Guys.
Lisa [00:47:55]:
I get
Samantha [00:47:55]:
that it's out there.
Lisa [00:47:56]:
I get that it's trendy.
Samantha [00:47:57]:
Yeah. Oh, and Hailey, don't get mad because I we know you're gonna
Lisa [00:48:00]:
love them too. Right?
Samantha [00:48:01]:
Hailey loves the Caesar part too. Hailey loves them too. Hailey loves them too. We're not talking about that. Like, I'm just saying, like, is there can it go can it get crazy? Can it get is
Lisa [00:48:08]:
there too much is there is there too much Caesar happening here?
Samantha [00:48:12]:
Is it too much?
Lisa [00:48:13]:
Is it too much? Right? Is it too much? And that's no. That's I'm gonna tie in it back. I know I'm jumping around. Right? But I'm gonna tie it back to when we buy our lake shopping. That's why sometimes you don't get what you want because I just think, you know what? You want fancy food. And is it too much? I don't want fancy food. Do you you want you you this is what you'll say. You want chicken breast? No.
Lisa [00:48:39]:
What about a pork chop? Always gotta get a pork chop. We god forbid, we go to the lake and we don't get a marinated pork chop. We never bring pork chops. You always want I know because I put my foot down and I'm like, no. Stop it. You always want weird food like that. No. I don't.
Samantha [00:48:55]:
You know?
Lisa [00:48:56]:
I feel you do.
Samantha [00:48:57]:
I feel
Lisa [00:48:57]:
you do. I feel
Samantha [00:48:58]:
you do. So for all the weird things no. No. I think I feel like you're projecting, and I don't enjoy that about you right now.
Lisa [00:49:07]:
Alright. I'm sorry. Right? It's just because I'm just kinda getting thrown off guard by your brown shirt. Oh, shut up. I've never seen you in brown before.
Samantha [00:49:16]:
That's It's not brown. It's moover or bird. It's not
Lisa [00:49:19]:
moover. It's summer brown. Summer brown. Okay. We went for breakfast the other day for my birthday.
Samantha [00:49:26]:
Yes. We did. We ordered.
Lisa [00:49:29]:
We each ordered the same thing. Right? Kind of the equivalent to the big breakfast where you get, like, a little bit of everything. Right? You get the eggs. You get your choice of bacon, ham, sausage, toast, pancakes, blah blah blah. All of it.
Samantha [00:49:40]:
Right?
Lisa [00:49:40]:
Yeah. Okay. Why is it if I just order an order of pancakes, which I love, they come fluffy and hot. Why is it when I order the 2 pancakes instead of the toast that come with my big breakfast, It's like as though they're the ugly cousin pancakes that have been premade and just put in the toaster or something because they
Samantha [00:50:05]:
And they're not pretty. Because they make them first and then they sit there.
Lisa [00:50:09]:
Like, they make them at 6 a. M. Yeah. And because they're they're not the same pancake. That's side dish pancakes are not the same as and I'll have pancakes.
Samantha [00:50:20]:
They're not the same. Because they're the side. So they make them first, and then they worry about your eggs, and they gotta make sure that's okay because you get picky because you need hard boiled or or hard poached eggs. And that's fine. But let's look at You know, and that's the problem in your life. It's because you want everything so well done that everything else on your plate has to wait for that. No. It's your steak.
Samantha [00:50:42]:
It's your eggs.
Lisa [00:50:45]:
Right. Because, again, I have food standards. I don't wanna die from eating raw food. Right? That's where we differ.
Samantha [00:50:52]:
Die from eating a medium steak.
Lisa [00:50:54]:
That's where we differ. But okay. But but you're missing it. You're missing my whole point. My whole point is the the basicness, which isn't a word, the basicness I think I just made it a word. The basicness of the eggs and the hash browns and the pancakes.
Samantha [00:51:13]:
Uh-huh.
Lisa [00:51:13]:
It's not a complex meal. It should all be good. Sure. Right?
Samantha [00:51:19]:
Yeah. I kinda get mad at that.
Lisa [00:51:21]:
I shake my I'm shaking my head at that too.
Samantha [00:51:23]:
I shake my head at that as well.
Lisa [00:51:24]:
Right? Because the pancakes are always skinny, flat, cold. What pancakes? Like, the ones by Aunt Jemima in the box in the freezer. And they're fine if I'm at pancake day. And you didn't even, like you're not even concerned about the
Samantha [00:51:38]:
fact that the sausage looked like it was probably on its 3rd day of being warmed up.
Lisa [00:51:45]:
No. Because I get that with sausage, it's going to. Because it tasted like a supper sausage. It had a spice on it that tasted like we use this for supper, and they didn't sell. Right? So now we're gonna try yeah. Totally. They had a they had a weird brown crust on them.
Samantha [00:52:00]:
Yeah. They did.
Lisa [00:52:01]:
And there was nothing there was no juiciness to that sausage.
Samantha [00:52:04]:
No redeeming quality. Okay. But what do you want?
Lisa [00:52:06]:
Do you want that type of sausage, or do you want the 1 that squirts? Because I'm not quite cooked. Sausage is a slippery slope.
Sarah Burke [00:52:14]:
Oh my god.
Samantha [00:52:15]:
Sausage. But so
Lisa [00:52:16]:
is bacon. Right? Because you're either gonna get bacon overcooked Yep. Or not cooked. Right. Right? And then who the hell wants ham?
Samantha [00:52:23]:
Nobody. Who decided ham became part of
Lisa [00:52:26]:
your breakfast other than on an eggs Benny?
Samantha [00:52:28]:
True.
Lisa [00:52:29]:
That's very true. The only time ham should come to the breakfast table is on
Samantha [00:52:32]:
eggs benedict. And if it's on eggs benedict, it should be back bacon, technically.
Lisa [00:52:38]:
But somehow that beauty, fancy skill that my mother used to so proudly proudly take pride in disappeared. And now it's just a chunk of ham.
Samantha [00:52:49]:
It is just a chunk of ham. But I do I will look forward to and Michelle, if you're listening,
Lisa [00:52:55]:
I will look
Samantha [00:52:57]:
forward to the hollandaise sauce that you make Right. Or the bennies that you will make at least 1 day while we're there. So good. So good. So good, Samantha. Oh, god. She is such a mom because she can cook. And I think that's what we we're always just so surprised when someone has skill.
Lisa [00:53:15]:
And I automatically assume that they're a mom. Yeah. Right. Because our cooking tastes like necessity. All the time. All the time. Never changes. Never changes.
Lisa [00:53:25]:
No. Same thing. But I will say I will say, Lisa,
Samantha [00:53:33]:
that this Tuesday, this Facebook Tuesday that you had for your birthday
Lisa [00:53:38]:
Right.
Samantha [00:53:39]:
Every week every week in our Facebook group, we play 1 has to go. 1 has to go. 1 has to go. And, and I say, you know, this 1, they took some potshots. Oh, totally. They took some potshots at your about Lisa's favorite things because this is about her birthday, so it was about her favorite things. And right now,
Lisa [00:54:00]:
they think that they're all scot free because I was so busy today at work. I haven't replied yet. There's there's replies coming. They'll be there.
Samantha [00:54:07]:
They're
Lisa [00:54:08]:
all on notice.
Samantha [00:54:09]:
And it was about you threw in donuts, kebabs, wings, tomato sandwich, hot dogs, mac and cheese, TikTok, and Kelly and Mark. So these are all things that Lisa likes. Yeah. And, let's just say the people of the world, the listeners, Facebook, you guys you guys spoke up.
Lisa [00:54:29]:
You spoke up.
Samantha [00:54:31]:
Deborah Deborah l, you led you led the group with not a fan of Kelly and Mark. Never watched it. Won't. Show needs a change.
Lisa [00:54:38]:
And I did reply back saying, it gotta change. It's him. It's Mark. It's the change.
Samantha [00:54:45]:
And then Andrea g, you're like, no TikTok for me. What a limited with a limited number of hours on this planet, I'd rather spend them listening to the podcast. Hard to argue that. Who's our favorite? Favorite. Nice to
Lisa [00:54:59]:
have bonus point. Ding ding ding.
Samantha [00:55:02]:
Now mom had a favorite. And Stephanie r says, okay. Seeing that I have an option for food and other things, all food must stay. So it's a toss-up between TikTok and Kelly and Mark. So here's how I decide. I can still play games on my phone with Kelly and Mark on my TV, so I only have to pay attention. But TikTok, I'd have to use my phone, plus it makes it makes me wanna hit my head against the table. Yeah.
Samantha [00:55:29]:
So TikTok is a bye bye.
Lisa [00:55:31]:
That is such like like like reasoning right there.
Samantha [00:55:35]:
It's great reasoning. Love that. Stephanie, keep come keep it coming. Keep it coming.
Lisa [00:55:39]:
Keep it coming.
Samantha [00:55:40]:
But Paula, Paula's after our heart. Showing some love for k and m, for Kelly and Mark. I'm going to give up TikTok. I don't wanna give up any of the food, and I'm certainly not giving up Kelly and Mark, even though there seems to be a lot of hate for them for some reason. I've adored them since they were on all my children.
Lisa [00:56:02]:
Right? So that's a true Kelly and Mark fan. Hey?
Samantha [00:56:06]:
Oh, yeah.
Lisa [00:56:06]:
Just loved them since then.
Samantha [00:56:08]:
And that's only a sampling of some of the comments that were left. Totally. Hey. So, yeah, guys. You know, we love it. This is, you know, this is why we do Facebook Tuesdays. Totally. 1 has to go.
Samantha [00:56:22]:
If you guys have if you guys have suggestions of what Let us know. You know, what you wanna see for 1 has to go, please let me know. And, you know, Wednesday is always, you know, a good 1 too if you guys wanna let me know about a would you rather.
Lisa [00:56:37]:
Always. Every week a would you rather.
Samantha [00:56:39]:
As I was called up by Nancy for using the same 1.
Lisa [00:56:43]:
1AM I good on you, Nancy? Fancy Nancy? She got you?
Samantha [00:56:46]:
Yeah. But I didn't know. I forgot.
Lisa [00:56:48]:
Well, fancy Nancy, she don't forget shit like that.
Samantha [00:56:51]:
Oh, but on a side note, for Kelly and Mark, I don't know if you guys have been watching. He shaved his head. He looks good. He looks ridiculous. No. He looks hot. I like him with hair.
Lisa [00:57:05]:
I like him I just like him. I like him. Yeah. In yesterday's episode, they were like, people in the audience come pet his head. Mama will come and pet his head? Mama likes. Mama likes. Mama likes. Yeah.
Lisa [00:57:19]:
Mama likes.
Samantha [00:57:20]:
But it it it was, a lot of controversy around the fact that he shaved his head.
Lisa [00:57:25]:
The world couldn't cope with it.
Samantha [00:57:26]:
No. Because he's always he said he has good hair.
Lisa [00:57:29]:
He has good hair.
Samantha [00:57:30]:
He's gonna have the hair for a long time.
Lisa [00:57:32]:
Yeah. Not going bald. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Lisa [00:57:35]:
At all. Not going bald. Okay. However, I gotta say, like like like, woo hoo to Tina Greenwood. She you owe her a big thank you, Samantha. She saved your Monday ass. You thought because it was my birthday, you didn't have to follow through with the friends of the podcast and give them their Monday motivational post. Yeah.
Lisa [00:57:54]:
Pretty much. Halfway through the day, 1 appeared, and a good 1, I might I add, from Gina saying pretty much, dear Sam, I know you're busy with Lisa's birthday. I got you. Here's a post. Like, that's pretty important.
Samantha [00:58:08]:
You know, at first, I was like, oh, damn. I forgot. Oh, thanks, Tina. And then I was like, hey, somebody actually pays attention to my Monday post. Somebody was waiting for it.
Lisa [00:58:19]:
Right? Right. It's like that phrase. You gotta be nice to people. You just don't know what they're going through.
Samantha [00:58:24]:
Oh, yeah. I waiting for it. I was just like I had so many, like, reactions to that. So I was like, wow.
Lisa [00:58:31]:
Okay. Awesome. I thought that was awesome. Okay. So a follow-up from last week. Okay? Last week, I talked about the Dallas cheerleaders, and I said, you know what, dear world? We're done with you. We don't need girls scantily dressed dancing. Whoo.
Lisa [00:58:43]:
Sysboom baa. Right? It's stupid. It's a dying art. We don't need it. Mhmm. Well, well, well, well, wasn't I wrong? This is Lisa eating some crow, I believe the phrase is. Right? Because as I'm flipping through my Netflix, I see there's a documentary. I don't remember what it's called because I didn't pay that much attention to it.
Lisa [00:59:04]:
But there's a documentary on the Dallas cowboy cheerleaders who are trying to perform the most impossible entire field length cheer to ACDC song Thunderstruck. Oh, so I will say quite impressed, but I feel that they've gone through a lot of work just to justify themselves. I get you're still worthy. Okay? Alright. Alright. You're still worthy because you did that. That's a big deal. Can you do it? Hi.
Lisa [00:59:39]:
My mom told me I can do anything I put my mind to, but maybe not maybe not advanced math, and and maybe not singing, and maybe maybe maybe not art. But anything else I'm really, really good at is
Samantha [00:59:54]:
maybe not cheerleading. No.
Lisa [00:59:56]:
My cheerleading days are over. My best cheerleading days are behind me. Right?
Samantha [01:00:02]:
You know, I still have a hard time believing you played ringette. So I'm
Lisa [01:00:07]:
like, if you could have ball.
Samantha [01:00:08]:
Yeah. Like, I've I just can't I I have a hard time believing that you were anywhere remotely athletic.
Lisa [01:00:15]:
Well, hi. Just because I'm 55 and a little sluggish now. Right? This is where sports gets you, Samantha. This is where sports gets you. Yeah.
Samantha [01:00:24]:
Oh, my hip. Oh, my sciatica.
Lisa [01:00:26]:
What it did is it probably saved me a trip to jail at some point. Right? Because I was bad kid. Not bad bad, but
Samantha [01:00:33]:
I was
Lisa [01:00:34]:
I would've got myself into hot water. Accidentally, I would have. Right? So I just wanted to clarify. Dear Dallas cowboy cheerleaders, I get you. I got you. I'm gonna watch it.
Samantha [01:00:45]:
I'll and then I'll I'll
Lisa [01:00:46]:
I'll I'll judge it again. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Samantha [01:00:49]:
This is so you were pleasantly surprised that Netflix had put something out. Is that what you're saying?
Lisa [01:00:55]:
I'm not saying pleasantly. No. No. No. I felt that somebody out there in the world like, obviously, there's some Dallas cheerleaders who are fans fans of the podcast. Uh-huh. And they listened, and they're like, hey. Let's get this documentary back up and going.
Samantha [01:01:11]:
I believe it was out before you talked about it.
Lisa [01:01:15]:
Well, I don't know. Then it's a coincidence, I guess.
Samantha [01:01:17]:
Yes. Your brain must have heard something about a cheerleader somewhere. No.
Lisa [01:01:22]:
No. I watched them and I'm like, do we need these guys anymore? Do we need them? That's what I was doing. That's what my brain did, Samantha. Okay, Lisa. Okay.
Samantha [01:01:34]:
Okay. But I do wanna mention something. I do wanna mention that no man should ever say about a woman at any point, because you just never know, that she looked fat at a young portion in the young years of her life.
Lisa [01:01:56]:
Especially when she never was fat.
Samantha [01:01:57]:
Nope. So David Foster's learning a very and he's learning a lesson, let's just say. How I isn't it ironic, don't you think, That they got married, and now he's her bitch. Yeah. So, apparently, David Foster, there's a a quote floating around a little tidbit that he had said that Katharine McPhee, Katharine McPhee, his now wife
Lisa [01:02:29]:
Now beautiful wife.
Samantha [01:02:29]:
Looked fat. Yeah. Looked fat when she was, on Idol. Gotcha. And apparently, that poor girl in her early years went through eating disorder issues. Oh, okay. So for her now husband
Lisa [01:02:47]:
to old man. There's an old
Samantha [01:02:48]:
no offense, dude. Even when she was on Idol, you still old. You still old. You still in your sixties.
Lisa [01:02:55]:
You're 50 some odd years older than her almost. Oh.
Samantha [01:02:59]:
Which got
Lisa [01:03:00]:
us to that's why we talked about wrinkly dinkies last week as a ham because you know it's a wrinkly dinky.
Samantha [01:03:07]:
Oh, come on. Like, I get that they like, whatever brought them together and and all that kind of stuff. But that comment is, like, haunting him now. Totally. And so it should. Yeah.
Lisa [01:03:20]:
So it should it should haunt him for a while.
Samantha [01:03:22]:
Yeah. Don't and this is why guys, we should never ever say anything about somebody else's appearance. You don't know what's going on in their world. You have no clue.
Lisa [01:03:31]:
And I hope every time he goes and knocks on her door, she pretends that she's fake sleeping because you can't wake up somebody who's fake sleeping. And it's a
Samantha [01:03:49]:
proven fact. It's a proven fact.
Lisa [01:03:51]:
It's a proven fact. You can't wake up somebody who's fake sleeping.
Samantha [01:03:57]:
Oh god. That's loaded.
Lisa [01:04:00]:
And for another day.
Samantha [01:04:02]:
Yeah. Oh, my god. Oh, okay. So guys, you know what? We would love for you to connect with us on our many social platforms, and check out our website which is www.ishakemyheadpod.com. Sign up our newsletter, check out our blog, and leave us a message or a voice mail. And Get a voice mail. Yeah. Let's get get a voice mail.
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Lisa [01:04:39]:
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Lisa [01:04:59]:
And by new, we mean, because we didn't even mention this part, we got all flashy new logos. We do have flashy new Okay. Flashy new logo. So that's coming along nicely on the new Yes.
Samantha [01:05:11]:
So we're working on that, but you guys, this is just the next phase of what we're doing.
Lisa [01:05:15]:
We're we're inviting you to come along. Right? Yeah. Yeah.
Samantha [01:05:19]:
And you know, as always we'll bring John with us. He's still our editor. He's still doing everything with our audio and our video.
Lisa [01:05:25]:
Gotta have him.
Samantha [01:05:26]:
Doing a great job.
Lisa [01:05:27]:
Gotta have him. Mhmm. Gotta have him.
Samantha [01:05:29]:
What else, Samantha? You know what, Lisa? It's, it's been a full week.
Lisa [01:05:36]:
Nobody still has taught us. Wonder when
Samantha [01:05:38]:
we learn how to wrap it up. Never.
Lisa [01:05:40]:
Right? Because we don't know that. Right? We have not been taught how to do that yet.
Samantha [01:05:44]:
But maybe that's something that Sarah can teach us.
Lisa [01:05:47]:
Maybe. Maybe. It just makes me wanna talk. Can I just share 1 more story real quick? Sure. I'm just really, really confused. I get it. It's out of whack and it's out of line and it doesn't fit anywhere, but that's kind of like me and like this story. Uh-huh.
Lisa [01:05:59]:
So, you know, I've been like like like like tender, loving, caring, Polly the petunia. Friends of the podcast, I bought a petunia, my very first petunia plant this year. I live in an apartment that has a place for a plant. Yep. Right? So I've been learning how to water her, how to take care of her, how to love her, and and and and and I'm doing pretty good. I went to love her the other day. She got bugs in for her. She got bugs.
Samantha [01:06:25]:
They're supposed to have bugs, like ladybugs.
Lisa [01:06:28]:
That's okay. Ladybugs are good. Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home. Your house is on fire, and your children are alone. That's what we said in Ontario when we had ladybug. She's got all these bugs in her. Mhmm. Right? And if anybody knows if Polly the petunia should have these bugs there, can somebody please let me know? Because I'm flicking them out of the yard, and I don't put bugs in my plant.
Lisa [01:06:51]:
It'd be like if she was my kid, I don't want my kid coming home with bugs. Right. Right? So I need to know from somebody. It's a call for help. If somebody can tell me if my petunia plant is
Samantha [01:07:04]:
supposed to have bugs. Please, somebody help her out.
Lisa [01:07:07]:
I grow those bugs?
Samantha [01:07:09]:
No. You don't grow them.
Lisa [01:07:11]:
Well, how many eggs does a ladybug lay if a
Samantha [01:07:16]:
ladybug could lay eggs? Well, hopefully someone is able to tell
Lisa [01:07:20]:
you. Eggs. Andrea g. She is 1 of our local experts.
Samantha [01:07:27]:
She is a local or Hailey s. Or Hailey s. Hailey s is really good. Experts out there.
Lisa [01:07:33]:
Yes. Might have the answer to this question. Alright. That's all I gotta say about that, Samantha.
Samantha [01:07:39]:
Alright, Lisa.
Lisa [01:07:40]:
Alright. Friends of the podcast, have yourselves a fantastic week. Yeah. Always a pleasure. It should be. Who's a
Samantha [01:07:58]:
pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.
