Prayer Lines, Stanley Cup Fun and Soap Dispensers

Samantha [00:00:04]:
Hey. We're back with another episode of I shake my head with Lisa and Sam.

Lisa [00:00:08]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:00:10]:
Hello, everybody.

Lisa [00:00:12]:
Hello, Samantha. Lisa.

Samantha [00:00:15]:
Alright.

Lisa [00:00:16]:
Samantha and Lisa, we're back back again. Yeah. Back. Tell your friend. Look look look look look look look look look k. But actually, I got this. I got I uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Lisa [00:00:26]:
I'm not starting off with the formalities. I'm not starting off with the niceness.

Samantha [00:00:31]:
I got an issue. I got an issue with you. I've spent a week with you.

Lisa [00:00:35]:
Yeah. And it went pretty good. However, you left me with

Samantha [00:00:40]:
a parting souvenir gift that I didn't need. And what was that? So I get that as best friends, we people share things. Right? With your best friend, you share your clothing, you share your secrets. We shared our lip stick, our lip gloss, our ChapStick. You share whatever. You share, you share, you share, you share, you share. Right?

Lisa [00:00:58]:
Uh-huh. Yeah. What you didn't need to share is you didn't need to share with me your freaking cold.

Samantha [00:01:03]:
I told you I had a cold.

Lisa [00:01:04]:
You told me you had a sinus infection.

Samantha [00:01:06]:
I told you I had something.

Lisa [00:01:08]:
You told me you had

Samantha [00:01:08]:
it you were at the doctor.

Lisa [00:01:09]:
You had a sinus infection. Totally different from school. You heard me tell people, oh, don't worry. She's not infectious. She's got sinuses.

Samantha [00:01:17]:
Nobody's no. You don't catch sinuses.

Lisa [00:01:21]:
Apparently You can. Apparently, you are misdiagnosed.

Samantha [00:01:27]:
I feel you do not have

Lisa [00:01:28]:
a sinus infection.

Samantha [00:01:30]:
Well, you know what? I'm still sick, so don't worry about that.

Lisa [00:01:33]:
Well, guess what? I am too. So are you happy? If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Right? I did not need this from you.

Samantha [00:01:43]:
I don't care. Right? Having a cold brings added stress to me.

Lisa [00:01:46]:
You had

Samantha [00:01:47]:
zero compassion for me while we were at the lake.

Lisa [00:01:50]:
I had compassion.

Samantha [00:01:51]:
No. You did not.

Lisa [00:01:52]:
Yes. I did.

Samantha [00:01:53]:
You had zero compassion.

Lisa [00:01:54]:
I had

Samantha [00:01:55]:
All he said was, are you taking your drugs? I need you to not cough.

Lisa [00:01:59]:
Do you remember, do you not remember me asking

Samantha [00:02:01]:
if you were feeling better?

Lisa [00:02:02]:
Because it sounded like you weren't getting better.

Samantha [00:02:05]:
I wasn't getting better, Lisa. I was outside in the heat, but I probably should have been, I don't know, in bed.

Lisa [00:02:12]:
No. No. No. A cold doesn't just stop us. It doesn't just stop us. Mhmm. Right? What do we do? We keep on going.

Samantha [00:02:19]:
Oh, it doesn't stop us. That's right.

Lisa [00:02:20]:
Right? That's right. What would you

Samantha [00:02:22]:
have rather just stayed home and not enjoyed your vacation? No, Lisa. I had a lovely vacation. It was delightful.

Lisa [00:02:28]:
Friends look

Samantha [00:02:29]:
like cats. I got the itch. And

Lisa [00:02:32]:
because she's allergic to sun.

Samantha [00:02:34]:
Apparently, I'm allergic to Every other year.

Lisa [00:02:36]:
This is her new thing. Every other year the sun.

Samantha [00:02:39]:
Yeah. Every other year. But I did persevere. I was outside. I was umbrellaed, and I was suntanned up. I was lotioned up. People are not gonna feel any sympathy

Lisa [00:02:52]:
for you. It was 34 degrees outside. I know. It was lovely.

Samantha [00:02:55]:
She's, like, dressed like an abominable snowman. No. I wasn't. I I had I had my bathing suit on. I wasn't I would I didn't layer. Well, it's Don't exaggerate now you're exaggerating and making up stories, and I don't feel like that's fair. We could bring Michelle into this, who was the 3rd party that joined us. And, you know, Michelle, the HHG, everyone, you know her.

Samantha [00:03:17]:
You know her. You love her. Love her. She came, and she can attest. I did not layer.

Lisa [00:03:22]:
I feel if you coulda layered, you woulda layered.

Samantha [00:03:24]:
You know what? She was more layered than I was. She You're both layered. Put beads. She put balance over herself. She put her, like, cover up over herself. And what did this girl do? This girl just put on her 30 and just enjoyed this You were stupid.

Lisa [00:03:40]:
I wasn't stupid. I came back unscathed. Unscathed. Yes. Unscathed. Look at can you see my watch mark, everybody?

Samantha [00:03:47]:
There you go. Look at that. If you're watching the video, I want you to see that.

Lisa [00:03:52]:
Because if you're not watching the YouTube, number 1, you're missing out. Number 2, first, you can't see it.

Samantha [00:03:56]:
Of course, you can't see it.

Lisa [00:03:57]:
Okay. That's all I wanted to say. I just didn't need that. I didn't need to go back to work with a cold.

Samantha [00:04:05]:
Well, that's too bad. I'd I don't think I care. Actually, I don't care. Is that the way our friends You got very close. Right?

Lisa [00:04:12]:
That's the type of friendship we got here.

Samantha [00:04:14]:
Yeah. Pretty much. Right?

Lisa [00:04:16]:
But I

Samantha [00:04:16]:
didn't feel sorry for you on the drive home. You're like, I feel sick. I need to stop on drugs. Alright. Well, stop. Well, guess what? I don't I don't feel sorry

Lisa [00:04:26]:
for you. Always. I don't feel sorry for you. It's a cold. We gotta tough it out. It's a cold.

Samantha [00:04:32]:
But it's like you know what's really funny? You know what I thought was really funny? Is that we we got into town, said hi to the Gibsons, and then we both got out there. We're like, I'm so hungry. And then we drove to McDonald's and ate like we'd never eaten before in our lives.

Lisa [00:04:47]:
Like we hadn't been eating for the last week.

Samantha [00:04:49]:
And then I had a stomachache.

Lisa [00:04:51]:
Yeah. I had a stomachache. I ate a Big Mac that I didn't really love because, again, I hate the fact that they've changed the bun. Oh. I'm not a brioche fan. Right? I don't like brioche. You know my you know my saying. Right? If it's not broke, don't fix it.

Lisa [00:05:03]:
Don't fix it. That's all I gotta say. That's all. It was good. It was fun. Bang. Boom. Hopefully, next year we get to go again.

Lisa [00:05:11]:
We're moving on now. We're

Samantha [00:05:12]:
moving on. Moving on. Okay. If you could do one mundane task, what would it be? Am I doing it or am I getting rid

Lisa [00:05:20]:
of it? I'm not gonna do it one.

Samantha [00:05:21]:
Sorry. If you could get rid of it. Samantha, I live a life of

Lisa [00:05:24]:
mundane tasks. What would I get? What would I you know what? I'm going back to my I would stop cutting my nails. Seriously? I hate fingernails.

Samantha [00:05:33]:
So you don't want so what who's gonna cut this for you? Because I'm gonna get it's gonna get gross.

Lisa [00:05:38]:
No. Magically. Like like like like little fairies come and take care of it for you. We are

Samantha [00:05:42]:
born with it just taking care of itself. Have you seen those videos of people?

Lisa [00:05:47]:
No. I'm not gonna be gross. I'm not

Samantha [00:05:48]:
gonna be You haven't cut their toenails and fingernails in, like, decades? It's just got to be

Lisa [00:05:52]:
I'm not saying I'm gonna be that girl.

Samantha [00:05:54]:
Well, you are a little bit gross. I mean I'm not at all gross. No. Because you don't wash your hands all the time. And you're I

Lisa [00:06:00]:
wash my hands when you're a little dirty, average.

Samantha [00:06:02]:
Let's go.

Lisa [00:06:02]:
I'm not dirty at all. Right? Oh my god. This gets old after all these years. Right? I'm not dirty. I'm not gross. Yes. I can read. Yes.

Lisa [00:06:11]:
I can read.

Samantha [00:06:12]:
I'm just saying. I don't think that's the best mundane task to get rid of.

Lisa [00:06:16]:
Okay. Well, to me it is because I think fingernail because I don't I don't I don't I don't manicure and pedicure. I don't do all that shit. Right? I just maintain. And I think clipping nails is mundane.

Samantha [00:06:28]:
It is mundane, but that's the beauty. I'm getting rid of it. I'm kicking it to the curb. What about you? I think washing dishes is mundane.

Lisa [00:06:35]:
It's not said oh, okay. But I'm dirty. But I'm dirty.

Samantha [00:06:39]:
But the beauty of it is is I have dishwasher.

Lisa [00:06:41]:
So Yes. You could just hide all your grossness in there.

Samantha [00:06:43]:
Technically, I have already gotten rid of the mundane tasks. Right?

Lisa [00:06:48]:
But now you just pile up nasty dirtiness in in in a storage box. Right?

Samantha [00:06:54]:
In a storage box. That's what you do.

Lisa [00:06:56]:
You take dirty dishes and you put them in a storage box until it's time to clean them.

Samantha [00:07:00]:
I think that you, uh-uh, have you tried using your dishwasher even though you have one now. I have

Lisa [00:07:07]:
not tried it. You should

Samantha [00:07:09]:
try it. You would like it.

Lisa [00:07:11]:
I don't need to store dirty dishes in a box to run it once a week to take them out and have clean dishes. I will just clean them as I go.

Samantha [00:07:19]:
I think you're, like, a 100 years old when you say that. Like, you sound like you need to live back in the old days

Lisa [00:07:26]:
when I washed up my dirt miles to pull all of those shoes. Listen. Here's the thing. There's 2 of us. One less set of dishes than what you have. I know. So how long do you store them for though?

Samantha [00:07:39]:
I always do them, like, every few days.

Lisa [00:07:41]:
That's dirty. That's gross. So, like, your pocky scum egg, your yolky runny egg scum just to

Samantha [00:07:46]:
pull the dish. Like, you'd rinse them off and then you put them in.

Lisa [00:07:49]:
So you're halfway done.

Samantha [00:07:50]:
You're halfway done the job. Oh my god. Stop it.

Lisa [00:07:53]:
We're never gonna agree on dishes.

Samantha [00:07:54]:
No. We aren't. Ever. Thanks for sharing. No. Thank you for sharing.

Lisa [00:07:58]:
K. But here, I gotta okay. Because we're kind of keep talking about, like, kitchen and and well, you brought kitchen into it. I just thought of this today. I was watching a commercial, and lady's in the kitchen, and she reaches for, like I'm just gonna say it's Dawn. I'm not calling out Dawn soap. It could be any type of generic dish soap. Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:08:19]:
Takes the dish soap and uses it. Right? Takes her hand and the dish soap. And then it got me thinking. That container of dish soap might be the nastiest thing in the world. Because think about it like this. Right? Oh, I just ground up my hamburger and made my meatballs, and I got meatball hands. What am I doing? Turning on the sink and grabbing the soap to clean my hands with my meatball hand. How many gross things are on that soap container?

Samantha [00:08:50]:
And that's usually why people have, like, a pump soap at their dish.

Lisa [00:08:55]:
Not everybody has a pump. Then the top of the thing is gross. You can't get around it.

Samantha [00:09:01]:
You're on a germ tick. Do you need ticks? Do you are you are you is this something new that you're developing Probably because it's cold.

Lisa [00:09:09]:
Years? Probably because I caught your cold. Probably got me to get about germs.

Samantha [00:09:12]:
Okay. So you used my lip chap, and I told you not

Lisa [00:09:15]:
to, and you did. I did.

Samantha [00:09:19]:
So I told you not to. I did. And you did.

Lisa [00:09:22]:
And I did. Yeah. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the dish soap. Uh-huh. Right? It's nasty. You take your nasty dirty kitchen hand, and you're touching it. Nobody ever washes the outside of that thing.

Samantha [00:09:36]:
No. They don't. Even if

Lisa [00:09:38]:
you have the pump, smarty pants, nobody's ever nobody's ever washing that. What about the one in your bathroom? The pump in your bathroom. Oh, wipe your ass, fecal manicure.

Samantha [00:09:49]:
Oh my god. Pump pumps and then wash. Thanks for the visual. It's like, good lord.

Lisa [00:09:57]:
I'm just saying. Right? That thing is You're

Samantha [00:09:59]:
on a bit of a weird you're on a bit of a weird germaphobe kick here. Then you grab your toothbrush. Yeah. I'm just saying those things just they struck me as odd this week, Samantha. Really?

Lisa [00:10:11]:
Yeah. K. But you know

Samantha [00:10:13]:
uh-huh. I think you've lost your

Lisa [00:10:15]:
fucking mind. I'm it's the cold medication. Right? No. Yeah.

Samantha [00:10:19]:
And the cough suppressant. Okay. And the cough suppressant. This is fun.

Lisa [00:10:27]:
Oh, life is good with a cold. Life is good with a cold. Yeah. Yeah.

Samantha [00:10:30]:
Listen. Went back

Lisa [00:10:32]:
to work. You're still on a week of holidays. Right? Went back

Samantha [00:10:35]:
to work. I went a whole week without donuts. Whole week no sprinkle donut, right? Don't know how you survived.

Lisa [00:10:42]:
But I survived it. Yeah. That common sense would have told Lisa that that would have been the opportunity to start a new leaf and say, fuck you, sprinkled donut. I don't need you every day in my life. I just went 7 days without you. Right? Common Sense would tell Lisa that. Common Sense. The podcast you know, I get a sprinkle donut every day from Tim Hortons because I love them.

Lisa [00:11:11]:
But that's what common sense would

Samantha [00:11:12]:
have told you. Right? Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:11:14]:
So common sense, Lisa. Off to work she goes. Excited to go back to work. Goes to the Tim Hortons, gets her coffee. What's the lady say? Oh, you want your donut, too? What does Lisa say? Yes, please.

Samantha [00:11:30]:
And just like that, busted. Busted.

Lisa [00:11:33]:
It was over. So now I'm 2 for 2 donuts. And today, I actually had a Timbit too. You are

Samantha [00:11:43]:
falling off the wheels.

Lisa [00:11:44]:
I can't stop myself. I love them so much.

Samantha [00:11:47]:
I don't know what's going on with you. I'm mad at myself. Right? I'm disappointed. Yeah. But you you like your habits. You're a you're a hardcore keep to your habits kinda gal.

Lisa [00:11:57]:
Oh, but I look for change even though I preach that I hate.

Samantha [00:12:00]:
No. You don't look for change.

Lisa [00:12:02]:
When it's my own change.

Samantha [00:12:03]:
I'm not No. With it. Not really. Oh, you get mad at yourself when you change your when you change your stuff and your routine. Right?

Lisa [00:12:10]:
It's I'm disappointed that I changed, but then I'm disappointed that I didn't change.

Samantha [00:12:15]:
You know, there's no pleasing me. I can't please myself. I'm just like, no.

Lisa [00:12:18]:
I mean, I guess I could if I really wanted to, but that's what this podcast is about.

Samantha [00:12:25]:
Get it. Oh my god. Seriously. Get it. Get it. Get it.

Lisa [00:12:28]:
Oh my god. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying. Right? I failed. I totally failed. You did totally fail. Yeah. Oh,

Samantha [00:12:38]:
well. Well, okay. So I don't know if I wanna admit this because you'll make fun of me, but I'm gonna say it anyways. When we were out on our vacation at the lake, I was not feeling well on Thursday night. Oh. Yeah. And I took a gravel because my stomach was like and then it was I didn't know I didn't realize it until I laid down, but it felt like I was still in the water.

Lisa [00:13:05]:
Oh, you had some motion.

Samantha [00:13:07]:
I had some motion sickness from laying in my tube all day. Right. And I'm like, oh my god. Are you kidding me? Like, it was such a bizarre feeling, and I'm like, I just lay because it was really rocky that day. Right? Yeah.

Lisa [00:13:22]:
It was lots of waves.

Samantha [00:13:23]:
It was lots of waves. But I was just, like, you know, it was the best place to be because it was so hot. Totally. And I didn't realize that I was getting I'm like, I didn't realize I had it until I laid in my bed, and I'm like, oh my god. That is so stupid. Because I wasn't even in a boat. I was on a floaty boat. You're not I was on a floaty.

Lisa [00:13:44]:
And so you had some, you had some, seasickness.

Samantha [00:13:47]:
Yeah. I had a little bit of seasickness, but I

Lisa [00:13:50]:
need to

Samantha [00:13:50]:
Nothing to do with anything else, Samantha? Well, I needed to shake my head at the fact we played a stupid game called the Stanley Cup drinking game.

Lisa [00:13:59]:
Didn't seem that

Samantha [00:14:00]:
stupid at the time. Well, it it it it became stupid, which probably didn't help the seasickness at all, because it became all the slushies we had left over in Michelle's gigantic Stanley Cup, 40 eight Stanley Cup.

Lisa [00:14:16]:
You know, waste not, want not. Right.

Samantha [00:14:18]:
And then we dumped some more tequila in there Yeah. And, mixed it up, and we played a weird drinking game with the Stanley Cup.

Lisa [00:14:27]:
But was it even a game, or were we just past the stand?

Samantha [00:14:29]:
I think, at one point, it was like, how long could you suck for, which interesting part of the game. I think

Lisa [00:14:38]:
I blocked out your note.

Samantha [00:14:39]:
Yeah, you did, probably. And then it just became, you taunting us, going, you need to drink more, and that was and then that was that. So now we've decided that slushy drinks in a Stanley Cup are the devil. So they're always gonna be selling

Lisa [00:14:56]:
at a time.

Samantha [00:14:56]:
Michelle didn't feel well after either.

Lisa [00:14:58]:
She did not. But let's just go for the record, the HHG was the one who could suck the longest.

Samantha [00:15:04]:
She did. I believe it was 15 seconds. Right?

Lisa [00:15:07]:
The rest of

Samantha [00:15:08]:
us were tapping out, tapping out, tapping out. We were tapping out. So I shake my head at the stupid drinking game we invented, which we didn't need to invent, but it somehow became a thing. And yeah. Nothing like

Lisa [00:15:20]:
a 55 year old woman just sitting, playing a drinking game.

Samantha [00:15:23]:
Yeah. And, basically, living in the lake. Because even at one point, we were like, screw it. Let's just put our chairs in the lake, and that's basically where we sat for 3 days. Totally. Totally.

Lisa [00:15:34]:
In the lake. Totally in the lake. Okay. But I gotta go here. We did you and I, we crossed a weird threshold. We did something weird, and it's

Samantha [00:15:43]:
Oh god. It was just on the way. And it's awkward. But it's weird and bathroom.

Lisa [00:15:47]:
It's weird and uncomfortable and awkward, and we have to share this with everybody. We can't keep it to ourselves. So friends of the podcast, you know how you go to the bathroom. Right? You go to a public washroom whether you're at a restaurant or you're, like, at a bar or or or at anywhere where there's more than one bathroom. Right? And you always put distance between you and your people.

Samantha [00:16:07]:
You don't

Lisa [00:16:08]:
just line up side by side. You always put distance between you and your people. Same goes for us. Always some distance. Not this time, we go into

Samantha [00:16:16]:
the we go into, like, this co op gas bar that's, you know, maybe halfway to, Meadowlake, Battleford.

Lisa [00:16:24]:
Yeah. In North Battleford, Saskatchewan. And, I always thought it was just 1 bathroom in there, and Sam's like, no. It's 2. Okay. But I didn't put 22 together because I had to pee. Girls gotta pee. We get in there.

Lisa [00:16:38]:
They're just side by side.

Samantha [00:16:41]:
There's me and Sam, side by side,

Lisa [00:16:44]:
peeing, And it's weird and it's You

Samantha [00:16:47]:
made it weird. You made it creepy.

Lisa [00:16:50]:
How did I make it creepy?

Samantha [00:16:51]:
Because you said, isn't this creepy that we're peeing side by we're peeing side by side? I just needed to go to the washroom and didn't care. You're the one that noticed. So you're more freaked out about peeing side by side. It would could've been a total stranger that were you peeing beside. Would that have been better? No. I don't wanna really pee beside anybody. Okay. Well, then you're never going to the bathroom again.

Samantha [00:17:13]:
Right? In a place that only has 2 stalls. You're right.

Lisa [00:17:16]:
Right. Because I don't think typically I do. I think typically I do not go to the bathroom in places that only have

Samantha [00:17:23]:
2. I think that that's very limiting on your part.

Lisa [00:17:26]:
What happens if that person has to do a number 2? Awkward.

Samantha [00:17:30]:
Well, you still gotta do it, and thank God there's, like a piece of wood between you.

Lisa [00:17:35]:
Mm-mm.

Samantha [00:17:35]:
I don't

Lisa [00:17:35]:
you know what? I don't think friends need to pee side by side. Friends of the podcast weigh in on this one, would you? You pee beside your friend? Okay. But we go to Hudson's all

Samantha [00:17:45]:
the time here in Saskatoon. Yeah. And I don't know what you've witnessed in that bathroom, but I've seen young women

Lisa [00:17:53]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:17:53]:
Go into a stall together, 2, sometimes 3. Well, that's a weird away, peeing away. Young kids. And there are stalls that they can use, but yet they choose to go into the stall together. I don't know what why that happened.

Lisa [00:18:09]:
I don't know. I don't that's a millennial thing, Smith.

Samantha [00:18:12]:
I don't know why that happens, but

Lisa [00:18:13]:
that millennial thing.

Samantha [00:18:14]:
So just peeing side by side is normal. Shoving 2 to 3 people in a stall and then peeing is not normal. That okay. When you put

Lisa [00:18:24]:
it that way, it is a little

Samantha [00:18:25]:
bit better, but still seemed weird. I'm I'm never going into the same stall as you.

Lisa [00:18:31]:
No. There's no way. I don't want you to. Never.

Samantha [00:18:33]:
That's never going to happen.

Lisa [00:18:35]:
Never happening.

Samantha [00:18:35]:
And that is my upbringing. That is my, I don't know, I just don't feel like sharing with the world how I be.

Lisa [00:18:42]:
You can't

Samantha [00:18:42]:
do that.

Lisa [00:18:43]:
You can't do that. You can't do That's why when we peed, I had to talk because it's awkward. I don't wanna hear you tickle while you sprinkle.

Samantha [00:18:50]:
247. So even if I was the stranger, you probably would have said No.

Lisa [00:18:55]:
I wouldn't have. I because I wouldn't have been in there peeing. That's for sure. Really? That's for sure.

Samantha [00:19:01]:
I don't I've I've I feel like you probably would.

Lisa [00:19:06]:
No. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Samantha [00:19:09]:
Oh my god. Nope. Uh-uh. You know what? I I do have to mention something. In in that whole thing, when we were in the in the co op gas bar, and we were waiting we what were we doing? We were waiting to pay paying gas?

Lisa [00:19:26]:
Yeah. Was it gas,

Samantha [00:19:27]:
or we we we were paying

Lisa [00:19:28]:
for gas?

Samantha [00:19:29]:
No. We're paying for gas. That poor girl who was all by herself With a huge lineup. Huge lineup. And those 2 young boys come in, and she has to basically go, hi. I need some help.

Lisa [00:19:42]:
Can somebody help me here? Can somebody help me?

Samantha [00:19:44]:
I'm like, oh, my God. That is so funny. I thought she was hilarious, and I'm like, and that that is people who are totally clueless. That is

Lisa [00:19:52]:
that they say that's today's youth. Sorry. Oh, no. But it was

Samantha [00:19:57]:
it was quite funny. She was so frustrated with the Yes. She was. I had to mention that because I thought it was funny. It was good. Because I'm about to talk about the millennials again. And I I'm sorry to bring this up, but we heard, apparently, according to the word on the street, is, millennials are bringing back belly button rings. It's so 19 nineties.

Samantha [00:20:17]:
Know it went away. Yeah. It's so 19 nineties. Hey. That's what people did in 19 nineties.

Lisa [00:20:21]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:20:22]:
Did you ever had ones?

Lisa [00:20:23]:
No. I never had one.

Samantha [00:20:25]:
I didn't wanna. That seems wrong.

Lisa [00:20:27]:
I don't even know if I even knew I had a belly button in the 9 no. I think in the nineties, I did. I think I didn't know in the 2000s that I had one anymore. Okay.

Samantha [00:20:34]:
Right. Probably.

Lisa [00:20:36]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:20:36]:
But I'm just what I'm trying to understand is why do we need to bring back that that piercing? Because it just hurts when you put your clothes on, like, when you get your pants. Unless we're going back to low slunk pants and your underwear sticking out. Oh, Are we doing that again? Well, maybe then I don't have

Lisa [00:20:55]:
to pull my pants up, then I can wear them on

Samantha [00:20:56]:
your belly. Because then you have to stop you can stop folding your pants.

Lisa [00:20:59]:
The they fold because I'm short in the rise.

Samantha [00:21:01]:
You can stop rolling. We've talked

Lisa [00:21:03]:
about this before. I'm short in the rise. Yes. No. Don't go there. Don't.

Samantha [00:21:08]:
Okay. Don't don't go there. Alright. I'm just saying. Yeah. I just I just don't know if belly button rings should be that big of a deal with this new generation of kids, but I guess maybe it's a big deal.

Lisa [00:21:20]:
I think all things nineties are coming back.

Samantha [00:21:22]:
I know. I just stop it. But you know what else? I'm curious. Like, because the nineties was also about the tramp stamp. So I'm kinda curious if the kids are into What's a tramp stamp? It's like, you know, like a tattoo just above your ass.

Lisa [00:21:41]:
Oh. Or

Samantha [00:21:41]:
on your ass. Oh. That's apparently, it was considered a tramp stamp. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So I don't. Just curious if the young kids are into that.

Lisa [00:21:52]:
For instance, the podcast, who has a who has a tattoo on their ass?

Samantha [00:21:56]:
Does anybody have a dress?

Lisa [00:21:57]:
I just got one on my arm and Sam's got one on her ankle. HHG, she got one on her arm too. Anybody got

Samantha [00:22:04]:
one on their ass? Is anybody got a belly button ring? Anybody got belly button ring? Guys, do you have a belly button ring?

Lisa [00:22:10]:
I'm curious about that. And just

Samantha [00:22:13]:
just wondering if the nineties were good to anyone.

Lisa [00:22:16]:
They're they're they're coming back, Samantha. Hey. But here's something said. This is something that just happened last night. Okay? I don't if you didn't see it, god knows you've heard about it. Right? Uh-oh. The girl who sang the national anthem at the Home Run Derby. You hear

Samantha [00:22:32]:
about this? Oh, I did. I saw a clip.

Lisa [00:22:35]:
Right. Okay. So I'm watching the Home Run Derby, baseball fan and all. Yeah. K? And Ingrid Andres is a country singer, a nominated Grammy award writer, vocalist, something something something.

Samantha [00:22:52]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:22:53]:
She's gonna sing the American national anthem. First off, I start shaking my head going, god, why is it so slow? Like, pick it up. Right? I shake my head at the American anthem and why it sung so slow. But then that didn't even become me. I shake my head. My shake my head became at the fact that she was so painfully horrific that they that they that they they termed the song the star strangled banner.

Samantha [00:23:20]:
Oh. It

Lisa [00:23:21]:
was horrible. Horrible. And then in a weird twist of events, breaking news comes out today by her people saying she was drunk and is going to rehab. My father made me go to rehab. I said no. No. No. No.

Lisa [00:23:40]:
No. No. Hey, hi. So is that a publicity stunt? Is that to get you out of hot water? Because you just trashed your career.

Samantha [00:23:46]:
I don't think that's a good thing.

Lisa [00:23:48]:
And and and and then it just makes me think nobody knew that she was drunk because she was, like, super drunk and super horrific.

Samantha [00:23:58]:
Well, she was super horrific. I heard it she was so out of tune. So out of tune. So bad. It was

Lisa [00:24:04]:
And she looked so horrible.

Samantha [00:24:06]:
Like, she looked like something the

Lisa [00:24:07]:
cat just dragged in from the rainstorm.

Samantha [00:24:09]:
Oh, no. Right. Like, she looked really rough. Right?

Lisa [00:24:11]:
It's like, how is like,

Samantha [00:24:12]:
who the fuck is this? So maybe she was.

Lisa [00:24:15]:
I don't know. But how convenient now, you just throw that out there. And now everybody

Samantha [00:24:20]:
But they let her do it.

Lisa [00:24:23]:
Well and she did it too. So I don't know. I'm not super sympathetic. Like, I feel bad if she has an issue. Go deal

Samantha [00:24:30]:
with it. But maybe you should have

Lisa [00:24:32]:
dealt with it before you made a mockery of yourself.

Samantha [00:24:35]:
Well and then bought the Star Spangled Banner. Right?

Lisa [00:24:39]:
Not cool. Not cool.

Samantha [00:24:41]:
Checked the editorial and and her people.

Lisa [00:24:43]:
She must have people. Wow. You must have been like, I don't know, Ingrid. Maybe this is a bad move.

Samantha [00:24:48]:
But the people running the show for the home run derby should also have been paying attention to the singer.

Lisa [00:24:55]:
They should have stopped it and just put on a record or something. Something. Right? It was really bad. Or did

Samantha [00:25:02]:
a Milli Vanilli and, like, somebody saying to it like a Yeah. Right? Like something. Right? Blame it on the rain. Like something. Right? Right? Like something.

Lisa [00:25:11]:
Oh my god. A life jacket or Aw. I feel so.

Samantha [00:25:15]:
Better the hell off. I feel bad for her.

Lisa [00:25:17]:
I don't feel bad. I do. You're more compassionate to me.

Samantha [00:25:21]:
Apparently, I am. I feel bad for her.

Lisa [00:25:25]:
I don't feel that bad. Okay. Did like, I guess

Samantha [00:25:29]:
they don't boo during the national anthem?

Lisa [00:25:31]:
They booed. They booed.

Samantha [00:25:32]:
Oh, they booed her. They booed. They booed.

Lisa [00:25:36]:
She's probably too drunk to know they were booing.

Samantha [00:25:38]:
Oh, shit. So it didn't stop her though. She finished the song. Oh, dear. Yeah. Not good. That's not good.

Lisa [00:25:47]:
That's all I gotta say about that.

Samantha [00:25:49]:
Okay. Well, that's I'm that's horrific. It's horrific. Whatever. I hope she gets the help she needs. I'm sure she will. That's where my sympathy ends. You know what? I think, you know, your whole I have no sympathy for people could be a menopausal, symptom.

Lisa [00:26:09]:
Oh, because I'm, like, becoming mean and cranky?

Samantha [00:26:11]:
Well, you are a little bit I think you're having some mood swings, Lisa.

Lisa [00:26:15]:
Oh. Yeah.

Samantha [00:26:16]:
Nobody told me that before. Yeah. Cool. It's gonna

Lisa [00:26:20]:
be a little bit more like my grandma.

Samantha [00:26:22]:
Nice. K. Because just when you thought menopause couldn't get any worse and we couldn't find out any more symptoms that could potentially, you know, derail us in our later years. Right. Because this could go on for years. Do you realize that?

Lisa [00:26:36]:
Oh, I'm hoping I'm through it.

Samantha [00:26:38]:
Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so.

Lisa [00:26:42]:
Hit hit me. Hit me. Hit me.

Samantha [00:26:43]:
Did you know that diarrhea is something many women experience during the period of transition?

Lisa [00:26:52]:
Well, it does not explain a few things now.

Samantha [00:26:54]:
Yeah. There's good evidence linking menopausal diarrhea to reduced levels of reproductive hormone. Here's the thing. Right? All I want is no.

Lisa [00:27:03]:
Yeah. Here's the thing. All I want is to poop properly.

Samantha [00:27:11]:
I don't need liquid diarrhea coming out

Lisa [00:27:14]:
of my ass because I'm 55. Uh-huh. Yeah. Right?

Samantha [00:27:17]:
I don't think anyone must wants that happen.

Lisa [00:27:20]:
Unless it's part of a diet that I don't know about, and it helps with weight loss. I don't want any part of it.

Samantha [00:27:26]:
No diarrhea is never a good thing.

Lisa [00:27:28]:
Right? And now we get this because we're old?

Samantha [00:27:33]:
I just I can't. I can't. I'm shaking my head at all the crap that comes with menopause. I can't.

Lisa [00:27:40]:
I'm totally drawing a line. I will not

Samantha [00:27:42]:
be having diarrhea, just so you know. Okay? Oh my god. I will

Lisa [00:27:45]:
have sleep issues. I will be caught in cold and and and I will poop irregularly, but I am not having diarrhea.

Samantha [00:27:52]:
I mean, you've ruined my sleep. I Now

Lisa [00:27:56]:
I need now I need a chillo.

Samantha [00:27:58]:
Yeah. I need a chillo. And you get I get hot while I'm sleeping, which irritates me, and then that makes me not sleep.

Lisa [00:28:05]:
I wake 100 times a night to pee.

Samantha [00:28:07]:
Yeah. And I'm losing my my my brain cells. It seems like every day, there's brain fog. Every time I'm in the grocery store I I I ponder over whether or not

Lisa [00:28:17]:
I need a pee pad. And make a swing by just in case. Let me get out of this week.

Samantha [00:28:22]:
Yeah. Because and but now is there anything for diarrhea? Like, they've got they've got ads for full body odor. They've got the sprays for full body order, but have you done anything for diarrhea lately? If you

Lisa [00:28:34]:
start getting the diarrhea, you're gonna have to have

Samantha [00:28:36]:
the full body order. Oh, like, you're gonna have to. No.

Lisa [00:28:40]:
I the diarrhea stinks, and it's loose and runny. It's not just a toot because you can't just toot. If you toot, then you got a problem. Right?

Samantha [00:28:48]:
Then you got then you have problems. I am not I I refuse.

Lisa [00:28:53]:
I'm moving on.

Samantha [00:28:53]:
I'm not

Lisa [00:28:54]:
dealing with the diarrhea. I can't. I'm not dealing with the diarrhea Oh.

Samantha [00:28:59]:
At all, Samantha. At@thealls. Atall. Alright. We're gonna take a quick break here, folks. We'll be back in a sec.

Lisa [00:29:14]:
So I can't believe we've waited this long to get into it, but we gotta get there. We gotta get there. Trump was almost assassinated.

Samantha [00:29:20]:
I know. That's horrible. Hey. They're like, why are you doing that? It's totally violence. It just begets violence. Stop that.

Lisa [00:29:28]:
I love American politics. So we were watching. Right? Like, we're flipping through and watching and saw it, like, as it was just all unfolding. Really? Yeah. So as excited as I am about American politics, I'm never and and even the history of

Samantha [00:29:44]:
it. I'm never excited about the violence that's starting

Lisa [00:29:46]:
to come along with this bullshit.

Samantha [00:29:48]:
I know. And it's happening everywhere, and now they're afraid that more politicians are gonna be, you know, targets for for other, you know, senseless acts. And the problem is with the with with this is that it does will it stop? Can people stop this? Like, they a gentleman lost his life. Totally. Right? Proud. Yeah. And Donald Trump almost could have died too. Yes.

Samantha [00:30:12]:
They it grazed his ear. Yeah. Right. He's pretty freaking close. He's lucky.

Lisa [00:30:16]:
But here's the thing. As our friend Kelly Ripa said, and we feel that she's our friend because we believe she watches the podcast.

Samantha [00:30:23]:
Yes, we do. And listens to it. I don't know

Lisa [00:30:25]:
if she watches. I think she listens because she's referenced it before in the past without saying our name.

Samantha [00:30:31]:
Yes. Yes. This is

Lisa [00:30:33]:
what she was saying this week on her show. Just this exact same thing that I think. So all you people that are gonna add us for this, go ahead. I shake my head pod.com. We're waiting for you. It's about the gun control. It's about the gun control. Why her whole thing was somebody needs to explain to her why anybody needs that type of an assault weapon in their daily lives.

Lisa [00:30:59]:
Right? So she's not even saying, why do you need a gun? She's saying, why do you need that gun? Yep. Why do you need that gun? We're not here to debate gun control. We're not stupid enough.

Samantha [00:31:10]:
We're not going there. No. We're not. Right? Although I think it needs to be debated because I think it needs to be controlled.

Lisa [00:31:17]:
That's why it's called gun control. Let's control the guns. Right? They wanna control everything else. Those the politicians do. Right? We're going to control women. We're going to control what they do. But you're not going to control the guns. Right? Well, you have a point.

Lisa [00:31:35]:
Right?

Samantha [00:31:35]:
And then you go into TikTok, and now you've got a country divided, which I get. Right? And then you

Lisa [00:31:40]:
get some horrible. Totally. Totally. Right? Because you're allowed to have your you're allowed to have your opinion. Right? It doesn't matter who you who what party you go for. It's up that's your business. Right?

Samantha [00:31:51]:
Mhmm.

Lisa [00:31:51]:
But now there's people on the TikTok that are like, yeah. Too bad they didn't kill him. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. He could be the biggest jackass in the world, which he is. But don't you dare wish him death because he's got a family and lots of people that love him.

Samantha [00:32:09]:
Yes. Right? Like, nobody deserves to

Lisa [00:32:12]:
be assassinated. No. It's the worst message ever.

Samantha [00:32:15]:
Yes. That is, actually. That's not and and that's not what politics should be about. No. Like, it's it shouldn't be, oh, well, we don't like you. Let's take you out.

Lisa [00:32:25]:
Right. Right? That's So so What

Samantha [00:32:27]:
kind of society do we live in when we think that is the best answer or the best course of action? So guess what? Poor people.

Lisa [00:32:34]:
I can't even dear America America on this one because I have to believe that the bulk of America would still not think

Samantha [00:32:42]:
that what transpired is it was correct. We're only seeing various things on TikTok, and, frankly, ignore them because Totally. That isn't what the country wants. The country wants to come together. Yeah. And and this is one horrific act, and, hopefully, it makes people realize that they need to listen to each other. Yes, you can disagree, and, yes, you can appreciate that you don't see things eye to eye, but it should never come down to assassination or taking someone's life. It should never come down to that.

Lisa [00:33:14]:
All I can say, dear America, is that if you are not a fan of Donald Trump, you better get your ass out on election day because guess what? This pretty much just was the nail in

Samantha [00:33:24]:
the coffin for you guys. Right? Kinda. Right? So you better get out and exercise your right to vote if you want change. Yeah. Because, unfortunately, president Biden, he just keeps going up in front of he keeps going into the public eye, and he keeps talking, and it's not good.

Lisa [00:33:41]:
It's not good. It's not good. No. K. There that's our political jig for the day.

Samantha [00:33:45]:
That that's it. That's all we're talking about. Well, good.

Lisa [00:33:48]:
I shake my hand with Lisa and Sam does not endorse either party nor do

Samantha [00:33:51]:
they get paid to stress their concerns. We're Canadian. We don't endorse anything.

Lisa [00:33:56]:
We don't endorse anybody. Right? We are sorry, not sorry.

Samantha [00:34:00]:
We're just observers. We're observing what's happening in a country that's right next door to us. That's all. And and we do know that whatever happens in the states tends to get reciprocated here in Canada. Right. So so we don't need no We're worried too. We don't need no copycats. Yeah.

Samantha [00:34:16]:
We're worried too. Absolutely. You know what I am worried about though? Tell me. And, you know, I'm happy, but I'm also also a little bit worried Oh. Is that Gipsy Rose is with child. And and she I, I saw the little news clip of her and how she was talking. Who was she talking to? I

Lisa [00:34:38]:
can't remember. I remember.

Samantha [00:34:41]:
Anyways, she did an interview and Cookie Roberts? Oh, might have been. And I just thought, oh, child. You just got out of prison. Right. Or in the midst of divorcing your husband. Right. You're now back with Your ex. Your ex.

Samantha [00:35:02]:
I I'm having a baby. I'm just like, I feel

Lisa [00:35:08]:
I don't wanna touch it.

Samantha [00:35:09]:
No. Because I just Yeah.

Lisa [00:35:12]:
I have concerns. I feel like she should be, don't you dare? Go and quickly have yourself a baby. Gypsum. Right?

Samantha [00:35:21]:
We she I mean, she said all the things you would hope that she would say. Definitely. She is in the right space for having a child?

Lisa [00:35:30]:
Hard to say. Right? She just got out of jail 6 months ago. Yeah. Grew up with a crazy mom. Hard to say if she's quite there yet, but maybe I

Samantha [00:35:37]:
don't know. Can Can always hold out help, Samantha.

Lisa [00:35:40]:
Yeah. Right? She

Samantha [00:35:41]:
can always hold out help. I I am just I

Lisa [00:35:44]:
don't know. No. I I feel I feel I might know if she's in that right space. But I'm not gonna go there because last week, I went after the Catholic church. I can't be the bad guy every week.

Samantha [00:35:55]:
No. You can't. You can't. Right?

Lisa [00:35:56]:
They've said people are gonna hate Lisa. Oh, right? And look at

Samantha [00:36:01]:
you making that look at you being happy at that.

Lisa [00:36:07]:
Right?

Samantha [00:36:08]:
That just made me laugh.

Lisa [00:36:10]:
Just made you happy, didn't it?

Samantha [00:36:11]:
Yeah. It did.

Lisa [00:36:12]:
Yeah. Not me so much. K. But guess what? It's not been a happy week.

Samantha [00:36:16]:
It was a happy week and then a horrible, horrible weekend.

Lisa [00:36:22]:
Everybody ever everybody died. Every

Samantha [00:36:24]:
oh my god. Doctor Ruth. Doctor Ruth. Richard Simmons. Shelley Duvall. Shannon Dorothy. Shannon Dorothy. She's only 53.

Samantha [00:36:33]:
That breaks my heart. I know. Right? And Polly the petunia. K. Plants don't count. Polly the petunia died for us

Lisa [00:36:41]:
to the podcast.

Samantha [00:36:42]:
That's from neglect. It wasn't she did not survive the brutal storms that happened while we were gone. You didn't cover her. You didn't take her inside.

Lisa [00:36:51]:
We didn't know we had to.

Samantha [00:36:53]:
That's bad parenting. There's no rule book when it comes to plant parenting.

Lisa [00:36:57]:
There's no that's why I don't have real kids.

Samantha [00:37:00]:
Why do you think I don't even have plants? Right. All of a

Lisa [00:37:03]:
sudden she hardly had any plants left on her because you killed her. We didn't kill her. Mother Nature killed her.

Samantha [00:37:10]:
No. I because you didn't protect her. We saved her from, we saved her and put her out of her misery. Uh-huh. So you threw her away. Is that what you say? Did you throw away all of the petunia? Bundled her up bundled her up in a white plastic

Lisa [00:37:24]:
bag, said her goodbyes, and threw her in the trash.

Samantha [00:37:28]:
Oh my god. For those of you who are just tuning in to this podcast, and this is the first time you're listening to us, Lisa bought a plant, called it Polly because she thought it was a petunia, and called it Polly the petunia, and she has not been looking after her plant. She's tried, though. And now thrown it in the trash. That sums up Lisa's parenting skills in one fell swoop. What a coincidence. She died on, like, death weekend. Right? Oh my god.

Lisa [00:37:57]:
I'm like, well, since everybody else is dying, might as well kick her in there too. That's the police.

Samantha [00:38:02]:
Yeah. I'm sad to see Richard Simmons go.

Lisa [00:38:04]:
Oh my god. He said the best thing, and his quote was, you can't what was it? You can't there's something about you can't control. I don't know. I I don't remember the quote. Sorry. But it it was just about being happy. Right? And just about being how heaven doesn't have scales. And as long as you just feel good and you're healthy you're healthy and you feel happy, that's all that matters.

Lisa [00:38:29]:
And I'm like, that is all that matters, Richard Simmons. Yeah. And then he said if he had one last meal before you hit those pearly gates, it would be deep fried. I always quite enjoyed him.

Samantha [00:38:41]:
Yeah. I did too. Like, I enjoyed him on like, he used to on David Letterman. David Letterman used to just, like, traumatize him, but in a like, in the best way.

Lisa [00:38:49]:
Yeah. He was the best. Right?

Samantha [00:38:51]:
He was. He was always on the talk shows.

Lisa [00:38:53]:
Yeah. He was awesome. He was awesome.

Samantha [00:38:55]:
Yeah. And doctor Ruth. Right? Like, who didn't love hearing about that little 4 foot 7 sex antics? Yeah. Well but she taught us stuff. Right?

Lisa [00:39:04]:
Well, like, apparently, she did.

Samantha [00:39:07]:
Yeah. Apparently.

Lisa [00:39:07]:
Apparently, that was her job. Right?

Samantha [00:39:10]:
Well and then Shana Doherty. I was actually quite surprised that she passed so quickly. I thought that she had been doing okay.

Lisa [00:39:17]:
She'd been battling for 9 years now.

Samantha [00:39:18]:
I know. But, like, I didn't realize that she was

Lisa [00:39:21]:
Yeah. She was, like, stage 4 for quite a while. I know. I think she

Samantha [00:39:25]:
had been doing better, but then I think it moved to her bones and her brain.

Lisa [00:39:28]:
Yeah. And then not so good. Right?

Samantha [00:39:30]:
No. But and then she had her podcast, so that's why I guess, for some reason, I thought because I had seen her, and, like, a a thing on my Spotify about her podcast that she was doing okay. Yeah. Should've did that.

Lisa [00:39:45]:
Podcast too.

Samantha [00:39:46]:
Yeah. And but now she's gone. So that's really fun. Right? So that's that's that's sad. Hey? Alright. Like, is this the part of our part of our podcast where we are become Debbie Downers? Are we like not. Or are we the are we the emotion from inside out?

Lisa [00:40:04]:
Womp womp. No, I hope not. Okay. So what have we done? We've talked about no, no. Let's just recap for a moment.

Samantha [00:40:09]:
Can we?

Lisa [00:40:10]:
Let's let's back it up. Okay. Okay. We talked we talked about

Samantha [00:40:15]:
funny stuff at the beginning. We talked

Lisa [00:40:17]:
me being mad at you because I got a cold. That was funny. We talked about Donald Trump. Funny, not funny. We talked

Samantha [00:40:23]:
about diarrhea. And how you worry about how you're gonna get it.

Lisa [00:40:26]:
Kinda funny. We talked about you feeling seasick because you drank too much from the Stanley Cup. Kinda funny.

Samantha [00:40:33]:
Was in the water too much?

Lisa [00:40:35]:
I think we I think I think we're okay. I think we we we definitely took a serious note there. Yes. We did. But but but

Samantha [00:40:42]:
thanks for the recap.

Lisa [00:40:45]:
It's I'm in my fifties. That's all I recall. Four things so far.

Samantha [00:40:50]:
Okay. So I got I got something for you. Okay. And I'm not sure how you're gonna take this. Okay. Because I know that you watch true crime stuff and you like all of that kind of I

Lisa [00:41:00]:
love it.

Samantha [00:41:01]:
And you had you watched at one point, like, a series that was women in jail or something?

Lisa [00:41:05]:
Oh, yeah. 60 days in. Yeah. That's it.

Samantha [00:41:08]:
I'm a jail girl. What would what would your role be in jail? Would it be friend or foe, stool pigeon, and would you be able to survive? Oh,

Lisa [00:41:16]:
I think I'm all those things. I think I'm friend and foe, but I'm totally a side of stool pigeon.

Samantha [00:41:23]:
Of course you are. Right.

Lisa [00:41:25]:
Totally. Because I've been trying to work the ankles. Yes. So I'd be meeting new friends and being a stool pigeon and then being a foe and being a stool pigeon. Right? Because try to be a tough chick

Samantha [00:41:38]:
in jail.

Lisa [00:41:39]:
Yeah. Could I survive? No. I couldn't survive. No. No. Like, what no. Like, what don't get me wrong. I don't think the girls are coming for me.

Samantha [00:41:51]:
No. But I I just I don't see you I don't see this going well for you. No. I probably look a little more

Lisa [00:41:59]:
I could probably look more intimidating than what I really am.

Samantha [00:42:01]:
Oh, I don't think so. You don't think so?

Lisa [00:42:03]:
No. I have a big

Samantha [00:42:04]:
girl you don't think I look for? Actually, actually, I'm going I think that you would start running a gang. I think you would ended up you would end up being, like, a boss bitch because you'd be, like, running a company within the jail. And you would I'd get all commissary. Hey. You'd get all commissary. Yeah. You would, like, figure out how to, like, you know, run some sales through that. Definitely.

Samantha [00:42:27]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:42:27]:
Shopify. I would be making cash. Be all paid for.

Samantha [00:42:30]:
That's what I think you'd be doing. Yeah.

Lisa [00:42:32]:
Yeah. I'd I'd be in there to do that. Right? It'd be like, I would totally make money in there.

Samantha [00:42:39]:
Yeah. That's what I think you'd be doing.

Lisa [00:42:40]:
I would hustle. Would you survive? I would hustle.

Samantha [00:42:43]:
I would hustle. You would hustle too? Yeah. For sure.

Lisa [00:42:46]:
But do you think do you think that you would survive it?

Samantha [00:42:50]:
I would do my very best. I don't think you'd be

Lisa [00:42:55]:
a pigeon.

Samantha [00:42:57]:
No. I'm not that girl.

Lisa [00:42:59]:
Right? Totally that girl. Right? Yes. I can I can Yes? You are. Know depending on the situation. Right? I just wanna fit in. Right? So that would be my thing.

Samantha [00:43:08]:
I'd have to Oh my god. Yes. You would try and be everybody's best friend.

Lisa [00:43:12]:
Of course. Because that's who I am. I'm everybody's best friend. Thank you, Lisa. Thank you. That's what I would do.

Samantha [00:43:20]:
Friends of the podcast. How do you think Lisa would bend be in jail?

Lisa [00:43:25]:
Would I survive Friends of the podcast?

Samantha [00:43:27]:
Do you think she would survive? I would

Lisa [00:43:29]:
survive better me or Sam.

Samantha [00:43:31]:
Oh, don't bring me into this.

Lisa [00:43:33]:
Oh, okay. Right. Don't put us against each other. Right?

Samantha [00:43:37]:
No. But you

Lisa [00:43:37]:
know what? The pretty girls would like you, Sam.

Samantha [00:43:39]:
They'd be like, she's got, like, pretty cheekbones. That's just really disgusting. Right?

Lisa [00:43:44]:
And now

Samantha [00:43:44]:
you've gotten creepy again. So that's the thing.

Lisa [00:43:46]:
It's a fact. Right?

Samantha [00:43:47]:
That's exciting.

Lisa [00:43:48]:
Who's a pretty girl? You're a pretty girl.

Samantha [00:43:51]:
No. You say that all the time about yourself.

Lisa [00:43:53]:
I say that to myself to build my self confidence. Yeah. Okay. So you just nobody goes around saying I'm a pretty pretty girl.

Samantha [00:43:56]:
I'm just I'm

Lisa [00:43:57]:
just funny with a good sense of humor.

Samantha [00:44:06]:
That's fine. I don't need to be the pretty girl. Oh, no.

Lisa [00:44:09]:
Right? Okay.

Samantha [00:44:10]:
That's fine, Lisa.

Lisa [00:44:11]:
Alright, Samantha.

Samantha [00:44:14]:
Okay. So speaking of weird and funny things, you know, Facebook posts, I tell you. We did a wing Facebook post on Sunday, and and the and the comments are still coming in. Flats or drumsticks? Flat drumsticks? Everybody has their thoughts on flats or drumsticks. I prefer a drumstick. No offense to those people who like flats. But

Lisa [00:44:39]:
Totally like it. That's why. Because you and I when we order a thing of wings, it's it's good because we are opposite wing eaters.

Samantha [00:44:46]:
We are opposite wing eaters. Yeah. So that went really well though, Lisa.

Lisa [00:44:50]:
It was funny because there were so many people responding that I couldn't there's no point even writing it down because it was really just a basic answer, flats or drumsticks. A couple of people I'm gonna assume in America were wondering if a flat they hadn't heard of the word flat

Samantha [00:45:05]:
with reference to with reference to a chicken wing.

Lisa [00:45:09]:
Oh okay. And it's like, Well, what do you what do you

Samantha [00:45:11]:
what do you call that then? I don't know. That's just

Lisa [00:45:14]:
what we call it. And then some people thought it might have been like a like a boneless wing. Like, no. No. It's got the bone.

Samantha [00:45:19]:
No. It's got the bone. The

Lisa [00:45:20]:
flat is actually 96% all bone. Yep.

Samantha [00:45:24]:
And you just suck on the bone and get

Lisa [00:45:26]:
that little bit of sauce off of it. Really, it's all

Samantha [00:45:28]:
you do. Ritalin sauce. Yep. Yeah. But that was a good one, Lisa. That was that was a stroke of genius on your part for participation.

Lisa [00:45:36]:
Just thought it was something something different.

Samantha [00:45:38]:
And listeners, if you haven't participated in our Facebook post on Sunday, go back.

Lisa [00:45:43]:
Check it out. Check it out. Let us know.

Samantha [00:45:45]:
Flats are drums. Flats or drums. Thanks. But if you've been if you've been paying attention this week, Facebook Tuesday was all about pies. Pies. Summer pies. Summer pies. And, apparently, according to some, peach and raspberry, you gotta go.

Samantha [00:46:00]:
You gotta go. Raspberries take those seeds. Right? People don't like the seeds. But people called you out. Someone called you out for forgetting key lime pie, Alisa.

Lisa [00:46:09]:
I know. And your boyfriend called me out for saying, oh, didn't we do this before? And then I had to correct him and say, we've done pie. We've been doing this for 3 years, actually. We've done yes. We probably have done pie before.

Samantha [00:46:21]:
But we haven't done summer pie. Pies. Right? We renamed it. We renamed it.

Lisa [00:46:27]:
And we took out the chocolate pie which Carrie

Samantha [00:46:29]:
was not very happy about. No. That's not a summer pie though. That's what I said. It's not a summer pie.

Lisa [00:46:35]:
It's not a summer pie. It doesn't go

Samantha [00:46:36]:
on this list. Oh my god. It just sounded like you, but it's not a summer pie.

Lisa [00:46:42]:
Key lime pie. I I I Oh.

Samantha [00:46:43]:
But I

Lisa [00:46:44]:
totally forgot about key lime pie. Uh-huh.

Samantha [00:46:46]:
Yeah. You kept it out because you didn't want anybody to kick it to the curb. No. They can kick it. I don't like it. It's too tart. Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:46:53]:
I don't like tart. I don't like tart like tart like that. Right? Uh-huh. But so that was a lot of fun.

Samantha [00:46:58]:
Right? People can plan.

Lisa [00:46:59]:
Okay. Feel free to send me suggestions if we're gonna do this in year 4. Alright. That's good. Here's the pressing debate that's been going on between Samantha and I for a while now. Okay?

Samantha [00:47:14]:
Mhmm.

Lisa [00:47:15]:
Is it better to say that you had multiple glasses of wine or the bottle? Let me back this up to what happened. So back in January, we were visiting Toronto, Ontario.

Samantha [00:47:29]:
We went

Lisa [00:47:29]:
out for supper at our favourite place, Jack Astors. Yep. And I had 3 and a half glasses of wine.

Samantha [00:47:35]:
No. You had 4. Sorry.

Lisa [00:47:36]:
I had 4 glasses of wine And a half. Accidentally, which ended up being the equivalent when you did the math to a bottle and a half. Pretty much. Which seemed horrific, seemed like an awful lot of drinking compared to 4 glasses of wine. Uh-huh. That's where this comes from. So we want you to weigh in. What sounds worse, 4 glasses of wine or a bottle and a half? Or

Samantha [00:48:01]:
where does the box fit in?

Lisa [00:48:02]:
Don't even get the box started.

Samantha [00:48:05]:
Michelle wanted to know our the HHT, Michelle, our our other bestie, wanted to know where the box is.

Lisa [00:48:12]:
She's like, what about the box? I'm like, I can't even with you.

Samantha [00:48:17]:
Well, that's at home. So that's not at that's not out.

Lisa [00:48:21]:
Right? That's not out. And let me just say with when it comes to boxed wine, my mom was like a wine aficionado. And I remember she used to say, boxed wine, it's not classy. It's not classy. Nobody's ever gonna go for that, Lisa. And then she passed away right before it became still not really classy, but acceptable because boxed wine is not classy. It's acceptable. It's acceptable because it's it's mass wine in a box.

Lisa [00:48:51]:
Right? Yeah.

Samantha [00:48:53]:
It's convenient. Well, it's probably cheaper.

Lisa [00:48:55]:
I'm taking it to the picnic. Right? It's my party pack.

Samantha [00:49:00]:
Oh, it's your party pack. Yeah.

Lisa [00:49:01]:
Gets you through the week a little easier. Easier to hide how much you're drinking in a box.

Samantha [00:49:05]:
I suppose so. Right?

Lisa [00:49:06]:
So that's just our thing. Right? What sounds better? What sounds worse? I don't know.

Samantha [00:49:11]:
I don't know. Friends of the podcast, what's better? Four and a half glasses of wine or 1 and a half bottles of wine? I'm feeling 1

Lisa [00:49:19]:
and a half bottles of wine sounds better how you just phrased it like that, Samantha. It's how you said it. You emphasized 4 and a half bottles of wine or whatever.

Samantha [00:49:28]:
And a half glasses of wine.

Lisa [00:49:30]:
Right. It's how you said it. Made it sound like it was cheap and boozy.

Samantha [00:49:34]:
Oh, I would never accuse you of being cheap and boozy, Lisa. Right.

Lisa [00:49:39]:
Because I am not any of those things. You're cheap. I can be cheap, but I'm

Samantha [00:49:44]:
not boozy. I'm not boozy.

Lisa [00:49:46]:
Okay. But here's something. I saw something on on on on the TikTok TikTok news. I saw the TikTok. I think I think you need to buy this. No. My eyelash stuff has not come yet. Oh my god.

Lisa [00:49:58]:
It's coming from China. It takes time.

Samantha [00:49:59]:
I'm sure it's what I think you

Lisa [00:50:01]:
need to order. It's a pair of they're called sweeper

Samantha [00:50:04]:
slippers. Oh, god.

Lisa [00:50:06]:
Put them on your so they look like a mop head. Hey? You put them on your feet, and it cleans they're for the bathroom. It cleans your bathroom floor of dirt and grime and hair, all while keeping your feet clean and you not having to do too much elbow elbow not having to, like, do too much work with your arms. Really? You just put your slippers on and off you go. I'm never doing that. You wouldn't do the slippers? No. What about if I bought them for you? Do would you just do them? We could film it and you could try them?

Samantha [00:50:40]:
No. I think you should do it. Uh-uh. This is you. I don't this is you. No. This is not

Lisa [00:50:45]:
a me thing. This is a you thing.

Samantha [00:50:47]:
No. This is totally not

Lisa [00:50:48]:
a me thing. No. It's totally a you. No. Totally a you. No. I knew you were gonna say no. Right? Because you

Samantha [00:50:56]:
didn't wanna take a

Lisa [00:50:57]:
paint class. You didn't wanna learn bowling.

Samantha [00:50:58]:
You didn't wanna learn archery. You don't

Lisa [00:51:00]:
wanna do anything.

Samantha [00:51:01]:
I say no to you all the time because you are ridiculous.

Lisa [00:51:06]:
I mean, ridiculous.

Samantha [00:51:07]:
I am never going to use that, and I don't want to be filmed doing it. Listen. But be like that.

Lisa [00:51:15]:
Go ahead. Be like that then. That's fine.

Samantha [00:51:18]:
How about friends of the podcast, why don't one of you do it and and film it and put it on her Facebook page?

Lisa [00:51:25]:
Buy the slippers. Get the slippers.

Samantha [00:51:26]:
Get the slippers. It is sweeper slippers.

Lisa [00:51:29]:
I'm sure that they're in Walmart too. I'm sure.

Samantha [00:51:32]:
Easy to find.

Lisa [00:51:33]:
They're not from China.

Samantha [00:51:35]:
Please, somebody else do it so that I don't have to. Right? Because if I'm gonna find a

Lisa [00:51:40]:
parent and guess what? You well, first off, I'd had to figure out where you lived. Yep. Because I haven't known where you've lived for the last 6 years. And you know what?

Samantha [00:51:48]:
I like that, though.

Lisa [00:51:49]:
So that's weird and creepy.

Samantha [00:51:51]:
It's not weird and creepy. I hope you never fall

Lisa [00:51:53]:
and need my help because guess what? I'd love to help you, but I don't know where that is. Your parents are out of town. They can't make it. Oh. My friend lives in New Jersey. He can't make it. I'm your only person. Guess what? I can't make it.

Lisa [00:52:04]:
I don't know where that is. Yes, Lisa. It's gonna happen. Okay. It's gonna come back to haunt you. Alright. Right? Calm down. To your house.

Lisa [00:52:14]:
I don't wanna

Samantha [00:52:14]:
come down.

Lisa [00:52:15]:
You. I see you all

Samantha [00:52:16]:
the time. I don't wanna come see you.

Lisa [00:52:18]:
Trust me. I don't need to do that. Okay. Just saying. Alright. Alright.

Samantha [00:52:26]:
What I should be thankful for is that I don't have a backyard because you probably would bring your own pool to my party.

Lisa [00:52:33]:
That's the big summer trend. Right? Is everybody taking

Samantha [00:52:36]:
their own blow up pools to parties? People are bringing their blow up they're having at all at all pool parties where you bring your own pools.

Lisa [00:52:45]:
I would totally do that. Do the party. Right? I would totally do that. Oh my god. I think that would be the best.

Samantha [00:52:52]:
Well, you would definitely stay cool.

Lisa [00:52:54]:
Well, then I'm not sitting in, like like like, your water. Uh-huh. Really?

Samantha [00:52:59]:
Not like yours. Like like, that's just like a hypothetical store. That is just downright rude.

Lisa [00:53:05]:
Well, you called me dirty. You called me dirty, and I'm not dirty. Not dirty at all.

Samantha [00:53:12]:
Who washes their hands and who doesn't? I wash my hands when

Lisa [00:53:16]:
I need to, which is usually after peeing or pooping. I don't need to be obsessed with them every other second of the day. Alright. They're just hands. Okay. Okay. Alright. Alright.

Lisa [00:53:27]:
I'm just saying.

Samantha [00:53:28]:
Don't start it. Uh-huh. Don't go there. Okay.

Lisa [00:53:32]:
I'm not Guess what? I'm not taking my pool

Samantha [00:53:34]:
to your house. Okay. Perfect. Because I don't have a backyard.

Lisa [00:53:38]:
Good. Good. Well, that narrows down the hunt.

Samantha [00:53:40]:
My parents do though. Right? That narrows down the hunt.

Lisa [00:53:43]:
I'm not looking for a house.

Samantha [00:53:44]:
Yeah. Because you're not looking for a house. Yeah. But it looked kinda fun, and it looked kinda cool. That could be, you know, something to do.

Lisa [00:53:55]:
Be interesting. Go let's

Samantha [00:53:57]:
go to Michelle's house. She's got a big backyard where everybody can see you.

Lisa [00:54:00]:
And we could just be

Samantha [00:54:01]:
there in our pool.

Lisa [00:54:02]:
It's not much different than being in a floaty.

Samantha [00:54:04]:
I don't think she needs that in her life. I think that I

Lisa [00:54:07]:
feel she probably is gonna be wanting a break from us for

Samantha [00:54:10]:
There's no fence. So everybody sees what you're doing. Alright. Just us. Just us in our float in our inflatable your back seat. I'd get one

Lisa [00:54:19]:
of those hard plastic ones that would remind me of my youth.

Samantha [00:54:22]:
Oh, yes. Remember those? Right?

Lisa [00:54:23]:
They just, like, would, like, lean in and, like,

Samantha [00:54:26]:
they were so hard and horrible. Horrible. Yeah.

Lisa [00:54:29]:
Yeah. We never had a we'd never ever had a soft pool. Oh, no. We did. We only had hard pools. Oh, that's too bad. K. But here's something I saw on the TV.

Lisa [00:54:40]:
I was watching commercials. I don't know. I'm gonna say, like, one of Billy Graham's long lost sons comes on. Not even late at night. I'm pretty who was it?

Samantha [00:54:51]:
It was his son. Pretty sure it was him. It was. Okay. Right? Right?

Lisa [00:54:55]:
Looks just like his old dad. Not even late at night. He comes on. He's talking about the Lord and how the Lord will redeem you and all things the Lord, the Lord, the Lord. And then there's a 1 800 number for donations. So what the hell is with this? Right? So here's this guy preaching, because I'm sure he's a preacher of some sort. Uh-huh. Telling me all how I gotta, like, redeem my sins and love the Lord, and that's fine.

Lisa [00:55:21]:
Those are good messages. But what? If I cut up a check for a couple $100, I'm gonna I'm gonna my sins are gonna be even relieved better? Like, it's like 1800 pay me to help you. Well, that's quick.

Samantha [00:55:37]:
That's that's what prayer phone lines are all about, Lisa.

Lisa [00:55:39]:
Right. Like like, why do prayer

Samantha [00:55:41]:
why do prayer phone lines still exist? Why is

Lisa [00:55:44]:
the government not shut this shit down? How many people in tough times are like, oh my god. I need that prayer. I need that help and send him off a check?

Samantha [00:55:53]:
Because they think that that those people will sit there and pray to God for their whatever they need. Right? Like that Joel Van Oosten.

Lisa [00:56:04]:
You know that guy? Oh, he's big. He's big. People send him money all the time. That guy blinks so much. It's like he's blinking the Morse code at you.

Samantha [00:56:13]:
Right? Like, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, and all

Lisa [00:56:17]:
of a sudden, you're writing him checks. You're sending him money. Yeah. And then he's living in, like, a big fancy palace and has, like, like, has, like, a major stadium for his people.

Samantha [00:56:26]:
Well, he definitely doesn't suffer for his religion.

Lisa [00:56:30]:
So I thought that was the whole thing. I thought God was like

Samantha [00:56:32]:
a man of the people or something. God is a man of the people. It's the people talking about God that not aren't necessarily wasn't Jesus a poor man? Men of the people. He Oh, I feel they all were probably poor men back then. How many years ago

Lisa [00:56:41]:
was that?

Samantha [00:56:42]:
Like like, couple of years? Like, before the is that before the cavemen Jesus? I I don't know.

Lisa [00:56:51]:
No. Because we don't know.

Samantha [00:56:52]:
It was it would have been after. The cavemen were before Jesus? I believe so.

Lisa [00:56:57]:
How can a cavemen be be be before Jesus? Because they go god and then Jesus and then life? No. Oh, god. There's so much to learn.

Samantha [00:57:05]:
It I think you should just stop talking. It's so hard because that's stupid.

Lisa [00:57:12]:
Sometimes I am a little bit stupid in some things. Don't you remember when I was mad at the Flintstones? Because I just realized that the Flintstones couldn't have existed in real time.

Samantha [00:57:22]:
Oh my god.

Lisa [00:57:23]:
Stop talking. Caveman was way was, like, 200000 years before Fred. Stop talking. I need to stop talking. Backing out of this one, Fred.

Samantha [00:57:31]:
Yeah. You better back out of this back out of this conversation.

Lisa [00:57:36]:
Uh-huh. But it's still weird that God was like I

Samantha [00:57:39]:
was surprised to see the the the ad for a prayer line. Yeah. I thought I'm gonna do

Lisa [00:57:45]:
I mean, if people didn't do that, fine. Don't phone it.

Samantha [00:57:47]:
I'm gonna I'm gonna report next week on it.

Lisa [00:57:50]:
I'm gonna phone it just for fun. Don't. Yeah. I'm going to. I just I'm curious.

Samantha [00:57:55]:
Curious that way. Alright, Lisa. Report back. I'll let you

Lisa [00:57:58]:
know, friends of the podcast, what what what God says on the phone.

Samantha [00:58:03]:
Well, in in in our time, as we were watching a little bit of TV at the cabin

Lisa [00:58:10]:
This is creepy. We came across

Samantha [00:58:13]:
an ad for male pubic hair razor.

Lisa [00:58:18]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:18]:
And the way that this was presented was so inappropriate that it made me shake my head at how inappropriate it was. And it made it made Michelle turn around from the bathroom and come out and go, what are they talking about?

Lisa [00:58:34]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:36]:
And she's like, that is so wrong.

Lisa [00:58:39]:
And it's and it's, like, by Gillette or somebody. So it's not even, like, a manscaping tool.

Samantha [00:58:44]:
Yeah. It it Like And but it, you know, in itself, it's just a a razor, but it was the commercial. It commercial. The gentleman going down his pants. Like, he had his pants undone and the freezer

Lisa [00:58:58]:
down his pants shaving.

Samantha [00:59:00]:
I'm like, what are you doing? So disgusting. Nobody needs to see that. Nobody needs to see that. Right. It's bad enough that there's a commercial with women, and there's a bush in front of their vagina.

Lisa [00:59:14]:
Right.

Samantha [00:59:14]:
And it's a razor commercial.

Lisa [00:59:16]:
Right? Because it's 1970.

Samantha [00:59:24]:
I don't know what these companies are thinking, but stop it.

Lisa [00:59:28]:
You think you imagine that conversation around that too?

Samantha [00:59:31]:
Oh my god. I've got

Lisa [00:59:32]:
the idea. I've got the idea of all ideas. You probably got a bonus for that idea. Oh, probably.

Samantha [00:59:39]:
This is

Lisa [00:59:39]:
to have a guy take it, Shove it right down his pants. Do his business right

Samantha [00:59:44]:
in front of us.

Lisa [00:59:44]:
Right in front of us, and then do his zipper up and do up his button and walk away.

Samantha [00:59:49]:
Oh, gosh. Weird. I just I can't with people. Or if

Lisa [00:59:53]:
it's on YouTube, I'll have to see.

Samantha [00:59:55]:
Oh, maybe.

Lisa [00:59:55]:
Who knows? YouTube it if it's

Samantha [00:59:57]:
out there, Friends. Like, Friends of the podcast. Are we are we getting old that even, like, a race or commercial is, like, offensive? We're heading into our offensive years. We are.

Lisa [01:00:09]:
I'm just like the distance we need to put we find out we're gonna get diarrhea.

Samantha [01:00:15]:
Oh, god. It's comes full circle. Right? You're gonna ask much air?

Lisa [01:00:19]:
We ask you all the time, Samantha. Did you get diarrhea? Stop it.

Samantha [01:00:22]:
I'm gonna ask you. And I'm gonna say no. And then I'm gonna

Lisa [01:00:25]:
ask you. And I'm gonna say no. If you happen will you be honest? No. Right? When you have

Samantha [01:00:31]:
nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

Lisa [01:00:37]:
Right? When you're old and cranky and growing whiskers, what do you get? Diarrhea. Not you in general. Really?

Samantha [01:00:46]:
Look at and now you and now you're sensitive. I

Lisa [01:00:50]:
and now she's sensitive.

Samantha [01:00:51]:
And now you're moody and cranky.

Lisa [01:00:54]:
Who's moody and cranky right now? Who's moody and cranky?

Samantha [01:00:57]:
Who's moody and cranky?

Lisa [01:00:58]:
You. I'm just saying. I don't have diarrhea.

Samantha [01:01:01]:
Neither do I. Thank god. Right? Yay. No diarrhea for us. Don't be rude. It's awkward now. Now it seems awkward way

Lisa [01:01:10]:
to end a podcast. It is

Samantha [01:01:11]:
the awkward way because you started it. You ended up being creepy again. That's why, guys. If you don't know after 7 years that this is how Lisa sometimes gets, you gotta go back and

Lisa [01:01:22]:
listen to old episodes because

Samantha [01:01:23]:
this is how Lisa sometimes gets. I think you should. And that's a good segue into connect with us on our many social platforms, or check out our website, www.ishickmyheadpod dotcom, and sign up for newsletters. Check out our blog and leave us a message or voice mail, and stay to listen to any of our episodes. They're all there on the website just for you guys. If you want to catch our videos, check out our YouTube page and subscribe to get notified of a new episode. We do have Patreon, which is www.patreon.com/ishakemy head. For as little as $2 a month, you get the episode early and an extra episode every month.

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Lisa [01:02:13]:
Thank you, John. Haven't heard yet when my football pool is. It's in the fall. Okay. What I do know here's a little bit of Bluejay news before we end the podcast, friends. Because as you know, right, I'm a big fan and so is our friend, Sarah Burke. Right? Yes. She is.

Lisa [01:02:28]:
And we're both feeling she messaged the other day going like, Bluejay's like, what the fuck? I'm like, I know. I know. Right? Because they they they totally have broken our hearts.

Samantha [01:02:39]:
Yes. They have.

Lisa [01:02:40]:
Team that we know, I would imagine, by the end of the month, we'll not be the team any longer. So we don't know what's happening. We're a team in peril. They gotta keep Porky. I don't well, they will. They'll keep him, and they'll keep Flattie, I think. But that might be we might be a team of 2. Really? Sam became a super fake fan over the over

Samantha [01:03:02]:
the top of the top. You know what? It's like, yes, bitch. Run around those bases. I was like, you do it. Yo. Because he's all in all in Chihuahua. The boys were hitting good singles. They were getting people on bases.

Samantha [01:03:15]:
Courtney was leading the charge.

Lisa [01:03:17]:
One game. 2. Because that's what we do. That's what they do this year. They have one really great game

Samantha [01:03:22]:
and then a 100 really bad ones.

Lisa [01:03:25]:
So there on that note, that was a blessing. That must have been that was like like like the millennial saint doing his action, me letting you actually enjoy a baseball game.

Samantha [01:03:35]:
Yep. There you go. That's like his that's his 3rd miracle.

Lisa [01:03:39]:
I'm keeping track of him. Alright, Samantha. Anything else you wanna add? Nope. I think we're good. Friends of the podcast, have yourself a fantastic week. Happy holidays. Always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:03:53]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:04:04]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.