Poop Shake, Generational Quirks and Divine Debates

Lisa [00:00:06]:
So I'm standing at the grocery store the other day looking at the oranges, and I'm shaking my head at the fact that people are swapping good oranges for bad oranges. They're opening up the boxes and switching out the oranges. Whatever happened to you get what you get?

Samantha [00:00:21]:
Are you talking about Christmas oranges?

Lisa [00:00:23]:
You know the ones. It's Christmas, right? You know the ones that come in the box? The ones that show up the grocery store. They'll let you know, hey, it's the holidays. Those oranges. Yes.

Samantha [00:00:31]:
Okay, weirdo. Why are you worried about that?

Lisa [00:00:34]:
Because nobody is stopping this behavior. It all goes. You know what it is, Samantha? It all goes back to people splitting up the bananas, right? If they're born. Listen, listen, this is important. If they're born in a bunch, they should stay in a bunch.

Samantha [00:00:51]:
That's the problem. Then I'm a monster because I break up bunches of bananas. I do not get whatever's in a bunch. I take the ones that I want and I leave the rest.

Lisa [00:01:00]:
So they're born and in that bunch is their little family, right? Their little banana family. And you're like taking Jack and taking Jill and leaving mom and dad and Grandma and Grandpa to fend on their own. You're part of the problem, right? Because you've decided that you're too good for what they give you. You need to get better or get less or you need to alter what's already God given.

Samantha [00:01:21]:
Yes, Lisa, that is exactly. That's exactly what it is.

Lisa [00:01:24]:
So why is making a perfect box of oranges okay, who wants to buy.

Samantha [00:01:30]:
A box of oranges with bad ones in it?

Lisa [00:01:33]:
But that, that's just. It's like Russian roulette with the oranges. That's what you do, right? You take your chances. There's always going to be a bad one. It's like buying a bag of grapes. There's going to be some that don't make the cut. Oh, my God, it's like five potatoes. There's going to be a moldy potato.

Samantha [00:01:46]:
I'm so happy I never grocery shop with you except for one time of the year. You're a nightmare.

Lisa [00:01:54]:
Oh, Samantha, you know what? I don't get you. I shake my head at you, too. Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:02:01]:
Hello, everybody.

Lisa [00:02:02]:
Samantha, I just don't get, God help us. Why you don't like, like what you have with, like, why you gotta separate the fruit.

Samantha [00:02:11]:
Leave it alone, Lisa. Not everybody's like you. And not. And we. We don't have to think like you or act like you.

Lisa [00:02:18]:
Oh, I know and I know and I know. I can so hard. I can already hear the comments. Right. I split up the bananas. I do this. I do and I get. People do.

Samantha [00:02:26]:
But. But there may be more me than you.

Lisa [00:02:30]:
I'm sure there is with this one. Right. But maybe that's the downward spiral of society.

Samantha [00:02:36]:
Oh, good God.

Lisa [00:02:38]:
Right there, right there.

Samantha [00:02:40]:
Oh, yeah, okay, whatever.

Lisa [00:02:42]:
Listen, I got some things I want to talk about this week. I did. I'm not going to tell you all of it, though, because I've got to save it. I've been down a rabbit hole, Samantha, and I can't wait to tell you how my 2025 is going to turn out.

Samantha [00:02:57]:
Excellent. Can't wait to hear that. But I also want to hear your thoughts on recycled garbage.

Lisa [00:03:02]:
Oh, are you sure you want to hear my thoughts?

Samantha [00:03:05]:
Yeah, I think everyone should hear it.

Lisa [00:03:06]:
You think the world's ready? Am I ready for the feedback this is going to cause?

Samantha [00:03:10]:
No, probably not.

Lisa [00:03:11]:
Oh, my goodness. And guess what else? I have a new diet to share with you. It's the easiest way to lose weight ever. I'm not sure why we've never thought of it before now.

Samantha [00:03:20]:
I can't wait.

Lisa [00:03:21]:
All right. It's going to be so exciting. Okay.

Samantha [00:03:24]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:03:25]:
What about the weather? What about the weather, Samantha? Did you survive it?

Samantha [00:03:29]:
Well, it was a lot. And it was winter and it was exciting.

Lisa [00:03:33]:
Three feet of snow, friends. The podcast came to Saskatoon.

Samantha [00:03:37]:
Yeah, it was not good, I guess.

Lisa [00:03:38]:
Really? In a week, right, we got three.

Samantha [00:03:40]:
Feet of snow and now we're in minus 30 weather.

Lisa [00:03:44]:
Good God. Right? And then what did I hear? What song did I hear on the way to work was Here Comes Susie Snowflake. You know what, Susie Snowflake, we're done with you. This better be all the snow we get all year.

Samantha [00:03:57]:
No.

Lisa [00:03:58]:
Right.

Samantha [00:03:59]:
It won't be. But whatever.

Lisa [00:04:01]:
But whatever. Right, Exactly.

Samantha [00:04:03]:
Exactly.

Lisa [00:04:04]:
Okay, so I gotta tell you, right. You know how I'm always trying to see how my next year is going to be, Right. Once I get to this time of year, I'm starting to think about the year ahead, right? Figure out my. My resolutions. And, you know, I like to reflect back on the year that start.

Samantha [00:04:19]:
Don't start.

Lisa [00:04:20]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:04:21]:
You don't have resolutions. You make it very clear that you. You do. You break them.

Lisa [00:04:27]:
I'm not on purpose. I still set out. I still start off with them.

Samantha [00:04:31]:
No, because it's not.

Lisa [00:04:32]:
But listen, I got a new way to go about it this year. Let Me speak?

Samantha [00:04:36]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:04:36]:
My. My new way is that I took a quiz. I decided to take a quiz. And the. The website, you could do it too. You know what it's called the Magic of Astrology. You go to the website, a little lady pops up. Her name's Linda.

Lisa [00:04:54]:
And she, swear to God, she told me. Okay, let me share, right? She told me all the things that I gotta share. I gotta tell you all the things that are gonna happen. Okay.

Samantha [00:05:03]:
Okay. I can't wait.

Lisa [00:05:04]:
I saved it. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna have a big house and it's gonna have gold with it.

Samantha [00:05:10]:
Excellent.

Lisa [00:05:11]:
Not really the gold.

Samantha [00:05:13]:
Are you getting gold?

Lisa [00:05:15]:
Digging for gold just said that she sees gold where my house is, okay?

Samantha [00:05:19]:
It's just gonna drop.

Lisa [00:05:21]:
Maybe I'm gonna decorate it in gold. I don't know. It seems hard, right? Because I gotta be open minded to all of this, right? Because I don't love gold. Like, I mean, like, I love gold, but I don't love gold. Like, as a decoration. But that's fine, right? Maybe. Maybe that's part of 2025, right? She knew that I was in Saskatoon. She said all these changes are going to happen in Saskatoon.

Lisa [00:05:43]:
How does Linda know?

Samantha [00:05:44]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:05:45]:
How does Linda know that on the computer that I'm in Saskatoon?

Samantha [00:05:49]:
Credit card got hacked.

Lisa [00:05:52]:
I never had to use it. Right. So anyway, so she knows I'm in Saskatoon, right? That's kind of cool. This one I already knew. But reaffirming is always good, right? She said I am more blessed than I know and I'm more special than I realize.

Samantha [00:06:10]:
Well. Oh, you're special all right.

Lisa [00:06:11]:
I already knew that, Linda. Right. But thank you. Right. I'll take that. It's positive. You're so special. I'm assuming that's going to continue.

Lisa [00:06:20]:
But here's the thing. This is the big one. This is the big. This is the unexpected. She said with every good thing comes change. Right? You have to have change. You have to be willing to change. Okay, I'm willing to change.

Lisa [00:06:32]:
I'm willing to make changes. Right. She said that we're expecting an unexpected addition.

Samantha [00:06:45]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:06:47]:
And it's something. Apparently, it's something we've longed for.

Samantha [00:06:50]:
This is the miracle birth you've been waiting for.

Lisa [00:06:54]:
Is.

Samantha [00:06:54]:
Are you like Mary?

Lisa [00:06:56]:
Maybe. Yes, maybe. You were afraid to say that, weren't you? I might be married. Last week I was narcolepsy, Lisa. This week I'm the. I'm Mary.

Samantha [00:07:09]:
You're the miracle babe or Miracle Mother 8. Don't be.

Lisa [00:07:15]:
But I Don't. I don't want to go through all that shit. Right. I don't want that. I'll take the gold house.

Samantha [00:07:19]:
An addition? Could be. It could be a pet.

Lisa [00:07:23]:
Maybe.

Samantha [00:07:24]:
You're going to get a pet for Christmas.

Lisa [00:07:25]:
Maybe. I doubt it. I don't see that happening. But why don't you do that Quiz. Like, it was really cool. She just comes up on the computer. She's just like a little, like a little emoji. Right.

Lisa [00:07:35]:
Because she's not giving up her full identification. Right. Because she's Mary. And you just like. Yeah. The beginning.

Samantha [00:07:43]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:07:44]:
And poof. There's, there's your blessings and your, your, your horus. Your horoscope. And I'm going to have a great 20, 25.

Samantha [00:07:52]:
Excellent. I'm very happy for you, Lisa.

Lisa [00:07:54]:
It's going to be really, really good.

Samantha [00:07:56]:
Yeah. You're going to have gold. You're special.

Lisa [00:07:59]:
I'm special. You're special, right? I'm blessed. And I have an addition coming. I don't know. Maybe I'm taking one for the team. I don't know.

Samantha [00:08:07]:
You might be. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:08:11]:
Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:08:13]:
Please don't. Please don't.

Lisa [00:08:15]:
It was a rabbit hole, right? I saw the link and I'm like, I need to dive down that bad boy.

Samantha [00:08:19]:
Oh, God. I, you should just realize that that is fake.

Lisa [00:08:25]:
How do you, how's it fake when she knows where I am?

Samantha [00:08:28]:
Because you probably told the computer that you're okay with the cookies, and the cookies led them to your.

Lisa [00:08:38]:
I was okay with the cookies. Because you know what? When in doubt, I'm always okay with cookies.

Samantha [00:08:43]:
Yeah. And this is how you get your credit card.

Lisa [00:08:45]:
I don't know what it means, but I just accept them. All right. I like cookies.

Samantha [00:08:50]:
Okay. All right. I think that only you can be sucked into something like that.

Lisa [00:08:57]:
Well, when you're not invited to my big house with the gold, remember? You didn't believe me. You were.

Samantha [00:09:05]:
I was. Yeah. I'm a non believer.

Lisa [00:09:07]:
Right. So you're, you are automatically not, not invited. And I'm not going to tell you where I live.

Samantha [00:09:11]:
I didn't believe in the miracle mom.

Lisa [00:09:14]:
Right, right here, this girl.

Samantha [00:09:19]:
Even if it's miracle mom via a pet. Still not believing that.

Lisa [00:09:23]:
Some days I feel like I'm doing the Lord's work. I'll. Some days feel like I put the world on my back. And I do the Lord's work, Samantha.

Samantha [00:09:36]:
We do the Lord's work, Lisa.

Lisa [00:09:38]:
Lord's work. Some days, yeah, we do.

Samantha [00:09:43]:
Okay. I, I, I feel Like I need to bring this up because you just talked about oranges, but I'm gonna just. I'm diving in. But it's different for me, okay? I'm just throwing this out there to the world. It could be my age or the fact that I hate grocery shopping and everyone knows that about me. They know that I hate it. Right now I am shaking my head about the impatient people behind you in the grocery checkout because I had so many groceries to check out on Saturday.

Lisa [00:10:15]:
I have a. Can I ask a question?

Samantha [00:10:17]:
No, I'm telling my story.

Lisa [00:10:18]:
I have one question that's important to the story. Are you in the grocery checkout or are you in the self serve line?

Samantha [00:10:25]:
No, I'm in a checkout. Okay. It's not self serve.

Lisa [00:10:28]:
Good guy.

Samantha [00:10:28]:
I had too many things. So that's if you'd let me tell my story.

Lisa [00:10:31]:
Sorry, I just want to know because you.

Samantha [00:10:33]:
Because I had too many. Shush. I had too many things. So I went to the lady to check, to get checked out. And at this particular grocery store, Independent, they don't bag.

Lisa [00:10:44]:
Are you shopping there?

Samantha [00:10:46]:
I don't. Because it's right by my house. Okay. They don't. Okay, shut up. They don't beg for you. And I was like, oh, crap. I hate this part because it's.

Samantha [00:10:56]:
No, because it. It's like, how do you get it all into the bags in a quick enough time to like not be a inconvenience to the people behind you? Meanwhile, the lady's just standing there watching me bag my shit.

Lisa [00:11:14]:
Now you know what you do? You go to the co op, not the no name store.

Samantha [00:11:18]:
Okay, shut up. So anyways, here I am. No, here I am. I'm. I'm doing this. And I go to the cart to put a bag in and the lady behind me steps up and starts like, ready to pay for her. And I looked at it. I go, ma'am, I haven't paid yet.

Samantha [00:11:40]:
Oh, sorry. And I'm like, pay attention. Did you see me pay with my debit card? Did you see a transaction happening here?

Lisa [00:11:51]:
There's a lot we can unpack here.

Samantha [00:11:53]:
No, we are not unpacking this. I'm not. I'm like. In my head, I was like, back the up. This is why I don't go to the teller the. The checkout counter. This is why I prefer.

Lisa [00:12:07]:
You can't.

Samantha [00:12:08]:
I prefer the self serve. Because if you're not bagging my. What is the point of you.

Lisa [00:12:15]:
No, you can't do that at the self serve.

Samantha [00:12:17]:
I'm not doing it at the self serve. I did it.

Lisa [00:12:21]:
Oh, my God. Some.

Samantha [00:12:22]:
Can you just take my side for once?

Lisa [00:12:24]:
No, not on this. Because you're going to a no name grocery store wanting them to do the job. It should be right up there on their flyer. We don't do the job here. We're no name. You go to the co Op, they do the job because they're a name.

Samantha [00:12:37]:
I'm not going to. No one can afford the co op.

Lisa [00:12:40]:
Yes, you can afford the co Op.

Samantha [00:12:41]:
No, you cannot afford the Co Op. Nobody can afford the Co Op.

Lisa [00:12:44]:
Then you shut your mouth and bag your groceries like the grocery that you are.

Samantha [00:12:48]:
But I was just like, back up your ass, woman. I haven't paid yet.

Lisa [00:12:54]:
Like that.

Samantha [00:12:55]:
And I'm not even sure if I was nice about it because I was like, stop that part. I hate grocery shopping.

Lisa [00:13:02]:
Right?

Samantha [00:13:02]:
I hate it.

Lisa [00:13:03]:
Yeah, I get that part. I get that part. I get that part.

Samantha [00:13:07]:
I had to, like, avoid people. I had to go down an aisle that I had to go back up an aisle I had already come down because there was too many people in the aisle. And I'm like, this is why I hate grocery shopping.

Lisa [00:13:17]:
Right? I get that part. That part I get.

Samantha [00:13:19]:
But I hate it.

Lisa [00:13:21]:
But it's kind of buyer beware, right? Like, it's like, like, if I'm going.

Samantha [00:13:25]:
To, you know, I'm always supportive of you.

Lisa [00:13:27]:
You're not. You're not always supportive.

Samantha [00:13:30]:
Could you just be supportive of me? In mine?

Lisa [00:13:32]:
You just said that I just did something ridiculous by trying to find out my future.

Samantha [00:13:38]:
So that's not supportive. It was stupid.

Lisa [00:13:41]:
Like, that's not supportive. I was listening to a past episode of ours from a while back and you said I had puffy eyes. That's not supportive. One time you made fun of my checkered pants. Not supportive.

Samantha [00:13:52]:
It is not supportive.

Lisa [00:13:53]:
It's not always supportive, so it can't always be supportive. I. I feel for you with the whole somebody breathing down your neck, but like, hi. That's. That's what you get at those places, right?

Samantha [00:14:09]:
All right, Lisa.

Lisa [00:14:10]:
I'm just saying. Right. I'm sorry. Okay, fine, Fine. You're right. You know what, Samantha? Maybe here's the thing. Maybe. You know what? Maybe they're going to offer a course this fall that we can take and it's best friends bagging and we can learn how to bag groceries.

Lisa [00:14:24]:
Best friends bagging. We take our bags.

Samantha [00:14:26]:
I don't want to. I don't want to learn, and I.

Lisa [00:14:28]:
Don'T care right then Then see, you're not even willing to help yourself. No, let me help you. No, Mike's really good at bagging groceries. He might be able to help you.

Samantha [00:14:38]:
He should work at the co op.

Lisa [00:14:41]:
You know, I think the thing is, is that. Is that it's just not your skill.

Samantha [00:14:46]:
I don't need this to be a skill.

Lisa [00:14:48]:
Then you just need to like. Why are you so worried about what other people are thinking?

Samantha [00:14:53]:
I'm not. She intruded on my space. She crushed me. She made me feel like I was taking too much time.

Lisa [00:14:59]:
Maybe she. Maybe she was just in. Maybe she was in a hurry too, like you.

Samantha [00:15:02]:
And you know what? If you're in a hurry, that's what self serve check out.

Lisa [00:15:05]:
No, it's not. That's not self serve checkout. No, it's not. Let's add this to the conversation. Self serve checkout is for like five items or less. It's to be quick in and out, not to pull up your shopping cart. That's not self serve.

Samantha [00:15:19]:
That's not where I was.

Lisa [00:15:20]:
No, I know, but you're saying that the other lady should go there.

Samantha [00:15:23]:
She had only a few items. She could have gone there.

Lisa [00:15:26]:
You know how I feel about self serve, right? And usually you're there and you shouldn't be. So I'll commend you.

Samantha [00:15:33]:
Oh my God. There so many rules. How do you live your life? How did you come up with all of these rules? You're exhausting.

Lisa [00:15:42]:
Oh my God. I live by rules. Okay, but listen, I feel for you. No, you don't.

Samantha [00:15:49]:
No, you don't.

Lisa [00:15:50]:
I'm sorry about your experience.

Samantha [00:15:52]:
Yeah, whatever.

Lisa [00:15:53]:
But can we talk about the new shake that's on the TikTok? Samantha? It's all the new rage. It's got no sugar and it's helping people lose weight. You know what it's called? It's called the poop shake. Guess what? I can poop. This girl can poop. Not well, but. But the shake's going to help with that. And then you lose your weight.

Lisa [00:16:11]:
Why did we never think of this before? Just poop. Just poop.

Samantha [00:16:15]:
Really?

Lisa [00:16:16]:
Yeah, just poop.

Samantha [00:16:18]:
You know what? You know what you could do, Lisa, instead of drinking a poop shake?

Lisa [00:16:22]:
What?

Samantha [00:16:22]:
You could drink water.

Lisa [00:16:24]:
I'm not drinking water.

Samantha [00:16:25]:
You could eat fiber.

Lisa [00:16:27]:
You know what? I eat fiber. I'm sure I'm not drinking water. Because you know why? There's too many people like you telling me I have to drink water. Do you not know how I work? You keep telling me I have to do it. Guess what? Pushing back.

Samantha [00:16:38]:
I don't care if you do it. I do believe your doctor told you you needed to drink more water.

Lisa [00:16:43]:
Says you need to drink water.

Samantha [00:16:44]:
Your scaly skin tells a tale.

Lisa [00:16:47]:
My veins want water. Your veins want water. I drink water. I have water right now. It's from last night, so.

Samantha [00:17:00]:
But the fact that you got excited.

Lisa [00:17:02]:
About a poop shake totally got excited.

Samantha [00:17:05]:
Like, if you want to give it a try and report back to the team, like, I'm sure the. The listeners of the podcast would love to hear how it goes for you.

Lisa [00:17:12]:
What if. What if that's like. And guess What? I dropped 20 pounds. How'd you do that? Poopa. Right. Because that's not my strongest soup to start off with. Right?

Samantha [00:17:22]:
It's not. Because you never eat enough fiber. Because sugar isn't fiber. Just in case you're wondering. And you don't drink enough water.

Lisa [00:17:31]:
You don't drink enough water. Right. So it's strike two. Now I'm trying to improve things, and.

Samantha [00:17:37]:
I'm almost wondering if Kathy, a friend of the podcast, was maybe type like, sort of, you know, melding with your mind, because she sent us a message on Instagram, I feel about poop.

Lisa [00:17:52]:
I feel most times Kathy's more Team Sam.

Samantha [00:17:56]:
She is more Team Sam.

Lisa [00:17:57]:
Right.

Samantha [00:17:57]:
I think she likes.

Lisa [00:17:58]:
But it's Team Sam.

Samantha [00:18:00]:
But she said this. It's called the Bristol stool scale.

Lisa [00:18:03]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:18:04]:
And it goes from one to seven, and it, like, has a diagram of what the poop looks like, you know, when it's one and then when it's seven. So one, by the way, one to two is basically, you're constipated. So it's like little.

Lisa [00:18:18]:
Like wee.

Samantha [00:18:19]:
Little nuggets. Or your poop looks like corn. Okay.

Lisa [00:18:22]:
Okay. So like, little clips of poop, like.

Samantha [00:18:24]:
A corn on the cob.

Lisa [00:18:25]:
Like a flip of poop.

Samantha [00:18:27]:
Yeah. And then if you're. If you. If your poop looks like 3 to 5, which is more like normal and kind of like, you know, there's just.

Lisa [00:18:35]:
Soft, squishy, and nice pretty brown color.

Samantha [00:18:38]:
God, you know, elongated. You're fine. But if it's 6 to 7, which is pretty much, you know, you're squirting your poop out of your bum. Out of your.

Lisa [00:18:47]:
That would be the. That would be.

Samantha [00:18:49]:
But I just think it was funny. She thought it would be funny to talk about. And I'm like. Oddly enough, Lisa's already on it.

Lisa [00:18:54]:
I'm already on it. So. Okay.

Samantha [00:18:56]:
Thank you, Kathy.

Lisa [00:18:57]:
So where does your poop usually lay?

Samantha [00:19:00]:
I'm. I'm usually between three and five.

Lisa [00:19:02]:
Are you. I'm usually like a one or a two.

Samantha [00:19:05]:
No, I know.

Lisa [00:19:06]:
God. And I'm taking the gummies and I'm like, there's.

Samantha [00:19:10]:
You would have to drink water.

Lisa [00:19:13]:
Well, I try.

Samantha [00:19:15]:
Or. Or just, I don't know, pop or something like a liquid. Like, it doesn't have to be water, just a liquid. For Christ's sake.

Lisa [00:19:22]:
It's me and liquid. We don't always get along. Me and liquid.

Samantha [00:19:25]:
No, because you related to peeing and I hate peeing.

Lisa [00:19:30]:
I hate to pee.

Samantha [00:19:32]:
Like, you know what?

Lisa [00:19:33]:
Oh, my God, I hate peeing so much. Especially right now at my work. In my building where my office is, they're doing construction and they're keeping the door, the outside door open all day long. So the bathroom across from my office, it's like sitting on a ice cube. So you're gonna get. You're gonna get a hemorrhoid. Gonna get a hemorrhoid. Hi.

Lisa [00:19:55]:
I wonder if that's a work related injury, right? Oh, my God. You know what?

Samantha [00:20:02]:
I have entered the. We have entered the years of our life where we talk about poop a lot and then we. And then we talk about hemorrhoids.

Lisa [00:20:11]:
I told my boss about it and I said, guess what? Certainly don't spend much time in there. I know, but you're really, really quick. It's tough. It's really tough. It's so cold. It's so cold. I don't know. Okay, I know.

Lisa [00:20:28]:
I know you wanted to delve into this, so I'm just going to start off by explaining a little bit of backstory to it. Okay? We aren't from the generation that grew up worried about what we threw in the trash. Not saying I'm proud, because now we know better, so we try to do better. But back in the day, right, we are from the generation that you just drove down the road and threw your McDonald's bag out the window. Right?

Samantha [00:20:56]:
Yes. Yes. We are those people, right?

Lisa [00:20:58]:
We're not those people now. But we were. That's. That's what we lived with, right? But here's my new thing. I refuse to be judged by pe. By garbage. I refuse to be judged by garbage. Samantha.

Lisa [00:21:12]:
Right? Like, it's such a touchy subject. Recycling and garbage.

Samantha [00:21:18]:
It's be. The only reason we're being judged by garbage is because Fancy Nancy's daughter is a superstar recycler.

Lisa [00:21:26]:
Is a superstar recycler, which automatically comes with prejudgment.

Samantha [00:21:30]:
And she's an environmentalist. She went to school for it. She's very brilliant. She wants to change the world. It's lovely. Great. And then that just made us feel bad because we are not.

Lisa [00:21:41]:
We're not those people.

Samantha [00:21:43]:
And then she told us about something that's being developed at this company that her daughter's working on, where there's going to be a camera on a garbage truck that collects recyclables and garbage. And if it takes a picture and it's not right, you're going to get fined.

Lisa [00:21:59]:
Right.

Samantha [00:21:59]:
For the crap that's in your car.

Lisa [00:22:01]:
I refuse to be judged by garbage. Not going to be. I'm not. Not living my life in fear of garbage.

Samantha [00:22:10]:
That's okay. Because when the new recycling bins came out in Saskatoon, here, where we're from, my parents have them and apparently there was a gentleman because. Oh, my God. Because now there's like a mini composting thing, and you can't put that in this and this and that. And so my parents, who are very by the rule. This is where I get it from. They're by the rule. They put play by the book.

Lisa [00:22:37]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:22:37]:
They had to learn how to, like, redo their garbage. And I'm like, I. When I had to participate in this, and I'm like, what? She's like, yes, this can't go there. And this goes here. She said somebody was walking around their neighborhood with who was from the city of Saskatoon judging their recyclable.

Lisa [00:22:59]:
Know your role, people. Know your role.

Samantha [00:23:01]:
Get a note on your garbage telling you what you had done wrong. I'm like, are you kidding? We paid someone to do that.

Lisa [00:23:10]:
Right. I refuse to be judged by garbage. Right. Like, now the garbage is judging us. Right. Everything else judges us. And now I have to be judged by garbage.

Samantha [00:23:19]:
I'm just like, are you kidding me?

Lisa [00:23:22]:
Right? Since we moved to where we are now. We now. Because I guess we're trying to be. And by we, I mean Mike. We're trying to be a little more environmentally. Whatever. And now we don't. Now our banana peels go in a bag.

Samantha [00:23:36]:
Like a composting bag, I guess.

Lisa [00:23:39]:
Oh, I don't know. Right. Because that's.

Samantha [00:23:42]:
You're a better human than I am.

Lisa [00:23:46]:
It's not. I don't. I don't want to be.

Samantha [00:23:48]:
Tell you that right now I only have a garbage bin and a recycling bin where I live, and that's all you get.

Lisa [00:23:53]:
And the recycling is just. What is it? It's pretty much cans, can't, can. Now we have Cans, bottles, box for cardboard. We have garbage. And then we have bananas. Not my circus. Not my monkey.

Samantha [00:24:11]:
No.

Lisa [00:24:12]:
Right. We refuse to be judged by garbage.

Samantha [00:24:15]:
Oh, my God, Please let us not do that. And. But all the power to fancy Nancy's daughter, though.

Lisa [00:24:21]:
Oh, my God. Right? She's brilliant. And, yeah, it probably will change. She'll probably win the Nobel Peace Prize for. For being fancy Nancy's daughter who, like, sets the world on fire and fixes it or something. Right? She's gonna do it.

Samantha [00:24:35]:
She probably is. And you know what? By the time. By the time she becomes famous and. And maybe she'll make something that makes me want to recycle more.

Lisa [00:24:46]:
Not for me, it won't. I don't need to do it more. I don't have that passion in my heart.

Samantha [00:24:51]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:24:53]:
It's not there. I don't have the passion to take that up, actually. I feel I do it begrudgingly.

Samantha [00:25:00]:
Oh, my God. You know what our problem is, though, Lisa? You know what our problem is? Is that I think as we get older, we have trust. We have more and more trust issues. They become very prominent.

Lisa [00:25:14]:
We trust nobody.

Samantha [00:25:15]:
Yeah. Because I shake my head at people who try too hard to convince me that something is. Is legit.

Lisa [00:25:22]:
And.

Samantha [00:25:22]:
And the harder they try, the less I believe.

Lisa [00:25:25]:
Totally. Right? Because. Hi. Dude. Why you gotta try so hard?

Samantha [00:25:28]:
Why are you trying so.

Lisa [00:25:29]:
Why are you trying so hard? Right? Why are we trying so hard?

Samantha [00:25:32]:
Because it isn't legit. That's why you're trying so hard.

Lisa [00:25:35]:
Right? Because.

Samantha [00:25:36]:
Not legit.

Lisa [00:25:37]:
Because guess what? I'm a salesperson by nature, and I'm just wondering why you're trying so hard.

Samantha [00:25:42]:
Because I would never try that hard.

Lisa [00:25:44]:
I would never try that hard. Right. No, I get the message. I get. I can read the sign and I'm done. Right. Screw you, customer. You help yourself now.

Lisa [00:25:53]:
That's what I'd be doing. Right? Right. Like the Soup Nazi. Right? No soup for you.

Samantha [00:25:57]:
No soup for you.

Lisa [00:25:58]:
Right. Yeah, I just. I shake my head at that.

Samantha [00:26:01]:
I know. Like, I just. I shake my head at that because I. I've encountered it lately, and I'm just like, I need you to stop.

Lisa [00:26:09]:
Yeah. And then they're so persistent because I don't believe you.

Samantha [00:26:13]:
And the harder you try, the more I think you're full of.

Lisa [00:26:16]:
Right. I'm just getting further away from the belief. Yeah, totally. Right.

Samantha [00:26:22]:
I am totally running away from that.

Lisa [00:26:25]:
Are you, like, you're over it, are you, Samantha?

Samantha [00:26:28]:
Oh, for sure.

Lisa [00:26:29]:
Totally over it. Right. You know What? I'm over right now. I'm over my drippy nose. That happens every evening around 8.

Samantha [00:26:35]:
It's because your brain fluids wanna.

Lisa [00:26:37]:
Right.

Samantha [00:26:38]:
Release.

Lisa [00:26:38]:
I don't need to lose brain fluid through my nose. I need to keep all of that. Right. Just saying. Okay. Signs that we're getting old. Signs that there are signs that we're getting old. And you know what? I don't even know if there are signs, actually.

Samantha [00:26:52]:
No, they're not ours.

Lisa [00:26:53]:
I feel that they're the HHG signs. Right. Because we celebrated her birthday.

Samantha [00:26:58]:
We did.

Lisa [00:26:59]:
Right. At our lovely place that we always like to go to at the Hudson's. Right? Yeah.

Samantha [00:27:04]:
Here in Saskatoon.

Lisa [00:27:05]:
They gave her a paper straw. Yeah.

Samantha [00:27:09]:
And she lost her.

Lisa [00:27:12]:
Lost her shit.

Samantha [00:27:14]:
Lost her. She was so offended by that paper.

Lisa [00:27:18]:
So offended. So offended. Right.

Samantha [00:27:23]:
And she was so offended that she threw it away and then took the plastic straw and stuffed it in her purse and then asked me, don't let me forget I have a plastic strawberry. I'm like, okay, yeah. Weirdo.

Lisa [00:27:41]:
She did not cope well with that.

Samantha [00:27:43]:
It didn't.

Lisa [00:27:44]:
Is that it? Like, was that her first time with a paper straw?

Samantha [00:27:47]:
No. Like, I think as a, as the generation that we are and how we grew up, we don't understand, like, I understand the concept of recyclables.

Lisa [00:27:57]:
We get the concepts.

Samantha [00:27:59]:
I get the concept. But have you ever eaten off a wooden fork?

Lisa [00:28:03]:
Yeah. Right. Or have you had my soup on a wooden spoon? And it's like, I think it's tomato. Tomato, wood. I'm not sure.

Samantha [00:28:13]:
It's so gross. It's the, it's the, it's the trying to get the food off of the wooden utensil.

Lisa [00:28:19]:
Because the wood, it needs a coating, right? Like a plastic. That's what it needs. It needs a coating, like a plastic.

Samantha [00:28:25]:
Oh my God. And then shellac or something. I don't know.

Lisa [00:28:27]:
And then it needs something, right? Because it just. It's horrible.

Samantha [00:28:31]:
It's just so. I understand her annoyance. I get that. But this, the way that she reacted to that poor straw girl. You just hit 56. I'm gonna let that go.

Lisa [00:28:44]:
I'm gonna let go. Six year old lady not happy. Right. She's taking a stand on a straw, right?

Samantha [00:28:52]:
And that whole night she was like, one minute she was cold, next minute she was hot. Jack was on, jacket was on, Jaga was on, Jagova's off. And I'm like, oh, yeah, Hi, welcome. Welcome to our age bracket.

Lisa [00:29:03]:
Right.

Samantha [00:29:04]:
It's very exciting here.

Lisa [00:29:06]:
Yeah. I haven't experienced it But I'm also not 56. Maybe it's coming.

Samantha [00:29:10]:
Yes, maybe it's coming, Lisa.

Lisa [00:29:11]:
Right. Maybe it's coming, Samantha. And then I'll be part of the gang.

Samantha [00:29:14]:
I've decided. I read an article and the article said that it's perfectly fine for women in menopause to start participating in medicinal marijuana.

Lisa [00:29:25]:
Oh, for sure. I just like the gummies or something.

Samantha [00:29:29]:
And I'm like, if that will help.

Lisa [00:29:32]:
I don't think you would do it.

Samantha [00:29:33]:
It's not a bad idea.

Lisa [00:29:35]:
I think you're all talk. I don't think you'd do it. Right. You won't even take an extra Tylenol unless the four hours have passed.

Samantha [00:29:41]:
I have taken gummies before.

Lisa [00:29:43]:
I know, but I don't think you would do it now. I don't think Today Sam would do it.

Samantha [00:29:46]:
No, today. Today Sam did it a year ago. I know.

Lisa [00:29:49]:
And what did it do? Did it help you?

Samantha [00:29:51]:
It just made you feel mellow?

Lisa [00:29:53]:
Yeah. Right.

Samantha [00:29:54]:
And then it was a low dose.

Lisa [00:29:55]:
Yeah. And then I don't understand why people want that.

Samantha [00:29:59]:
Well, because you don't want to ever be mellow.

Lisa [00:30:01]:
No. Right. So what do I need? Cocaine.

Samantha [00:30:04]:
And you definitely don't ever want to be forced to sleep. No.

Lisa [00:30:07]:
Right. So I like. I need crack. You need a gummy. I need crack. And nothing good comes from crack, they say. Oh, yeah.

Samantha [00:30:18]:
Michelle maybe needs an Adderall. I don't know.

Lisa [00:30:20]:
I don't know. She'll. Yeah, an Ativan, something like that.

Samantha [00:30:23]:
Sorry.

Lisa [00:30:24]:
Yeah. I don't know what Adderall is. I don't know what that one does.

Samantha [00:30:28]:
No, I don't know. It does either. Just came to my mind.

Lisa [00:30:31]:
There you go. It started with an A.

Samantha [00:30:32]:
It started with an A. Yeah.

Lisa [00:30:34]:
It must be the dog.

Samantha [00:30:36]:
You know what if the gummy might help that?

Lisa [00:30:39]:
You never know. Samantha, let's go buy some. We can just go to the store and get them.

Samantha [00:30:43]:
I know. It's not like you can't. It's on every corner.

Lisa [00:30:45]:
Yeah. We hesitate. Right. Because we still think there's still a part of us that thinks, what if I.

Samantha [00:30:50]:
What if I sleep through my alarm?

Lisa [00:30:53]:
Oh, so what does that mean? Right, you're working.

Samantha [00:30:55]:
Well, because I would want to get the sleep gummies. The ones that help you sleep through the night. Because that's the problem with me is that I don't sleep very well.

Lisa [00:31:03]:
How long are you actually up during the night?

Samantha [00:31:05]:
Enough to be annoying.

Lisa [00:31:07]:
But that could be like. Like a 40 second pee for you.

Samantha [00:31:11]:
I don't have to Pee.

Lisa [00:31:13]:
So you're not getting up to.

Samantha [00:31:14]:
I'm not like you. I don't pee in the middle of the night because I'm smart.

Lisa [00:31:17]:
That's not what you're.

Samantha [00:31:18]:
Before I go to bed, are you up?

Lisa [00:31:20]:
Are you up for like 10 minutes or more at a time?

Samantha [00:31:23]:
No, typically not, but I'm. It's when I wake up and I'm like, oh, I just want to go back to bed. I don't want. I don't want interrupted sleep.

Lisa [00:31:31]:
Hi. Hi, baby. Sam. Right. Like, let's swaddle you and see if we can fix that. Right? Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:31:40]:
You know what? If I'm swaddled, I might know because that would drive me crazy because I don't even like tucked in sheets. So that's probably not a good.

Lisa [00:31:46]:
I'd swaddle you starting at the head and go around with a mummy. Right. Shut up. That's what I would do. That's what I would do. I'm just saying, right?

Samantha [00:31:54]:
Not everybody is like you and living off two minutes of sleep.

Lisa [00:31:57]:
Lisa, if I get five, if I, if I can sleep between 12 and 5am I feel good, right? I mean, I like to go to bed earlier. I mean, if it, if I sleep longer, that's a bonus. But I can live on. I can live just fine on five hours. I know you can with an after supper NAP. Right.

Samantha [00:32:16]:
For 10 minutes where you're not sure.

Lisa [00:32:19]:
Right.

Samantha [00:32:19]:
You wake up and you're like a Lepsie Lisa.

Lisa [00:32:21]:
And then I'm like, who good to go refreshed.

Samantha [00:32:26]:
Okay. Well, you know how we like to watch Kelly and Mark, right?

Lisa [00:32:31]:
Definitely like to watch Mark.

Samantha [00:32:33]:
Yeah. Well, he's not bad. He's not bad on the eyes.

Lisa [00:32:35]:
Pretty easy on the eyes there.

Samantha [00:32:37]:
Apparently there's a bit of backlash because Kelly Ripa apparently is been seen with more gray hair than usual.

Lisa [00:32:45]:
Are you serious?

Samantha [00:32:47]:
Yeah, apparently they're. They're up in arms because she's showing more natural hair color than she's supposed to. So.

Lisa [00:32:54]:
So that's where you get this from. You got. This is where you started following that trend.

Samantha [00:32:58]:
No, no, I did my own thing.

Lisa [00:33:00]:
Remember the other day when we were together and I looked at you and you're like, don't look at my hair.

Samantha [00:33:07]:
Because you always make a comment.

Lisa [00:33:10]:
Because I can't help it. It's right there.

Samantha [00:33:12]:
I'm getting it done on Saturday.

Lisa [00:33:14]:
As am I. I'll join you there.

Samantha [00:33:16]:
Well, that's unfortunate.

Lisa [00:33:17]:
Yeah. For you. Why does she have to get backlash? I mean, she's like 53 years old or 50 years old. She's in her 50s.

Samantha [00:33:23]:
She's in her middle 50s for sure.

Lisa [00:33:26]:
I can't imagine that there's much gray there.

Samantha [00:33:28]:
I'm. Even if there was, who gives a shit, right? Like, back off, people like, dear society, go away.

Lisa [00:33:36]:
Like, this isn't easy to maintain.

Samantha [00:33:38]:
It's horrible to maintain when you have gray hair.

Lisa [00:33:40]:
Totally. Right.

Samantha [00:33:41]:
That's why a lot of women over pandemic went gray, because it's a pain in the ass.

Lisa [00:33:48]:
I actually just thought the other day that you were just a late pandemicer. I thought you were. That's what I thought. I thought maybe from the looks of it, it looked like you were just letting it go gray.

Samantha [00:33:59]:
I might be.

Lisa [00:34:00]:
You never know, which is fine. I would totally support that.

Samantha [00:34:02]:
But I'm late to the trend.

Lisa [00:34:04]:
I think you'd look old. But that's just me.

Samantha [00:34:08]:
Oh, my God. And then there's the negativity from apparently your friends, right, about the color of your hair. Because I'm not going gray yet.

Lisa [00:34:17]:
Lisa said friend always said, I'll never go gray.

Samantha [00:34:22]:
At some point, you're gonna get tired of dyeing your hair.

Lisa [00:34:25]:
I don't know if I will.

Samantha [00:34:27]:
Yeah, I will.

Lisa [00:34:28]:
You'll see.

Samantha [00:34:28]:
I don't really care what you do. I care what I.

Lisa [00:34:30]:
You're already there. I think that's what I think's happening, Right? But no, you're right. You don't have to dye your hair forever, Samantha. I support you.

Samantha [00:34:39]:
No, you don't. In one breath, you support, and the next breath you're like, you're gonna dye your hair, right? Like you're gonna get a dye.

Lisa [00:34:47]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:34:48]:
Like you're ashamed to be around me. Like if I let my hair go gray, you'd be ashamed.

Lisa [00:34:52]:
I feel if you're gonna go gray, I think it would look better if you were. If you had darker complexion.

Samantha [00:34:57]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:34:59]:
I'm just saying, right?

Samantha [00:35:00]:
I have blonde hair right now, Lisa.

Lisa [00:35:03]:
Yeah, but I'm just saying, right? I just think that gray needs a little color.

Samantha [00:35:07]:
I think it would look weird if I had gray hair.

Lisa [00:35:11]:
And your big brown eyebrows.

Samantha [00:35:12]:
And my brown eyebrows, even though they're more like dark with, like, some white streaks in it.

Lisa [00:35:17]:
How many more years you got left on those eyebrows?

Samantha [00:35:20]:
I don't know. It's hard to say.

Lisa [00:35:22]:
I guess that's the deciding factor.

Samantha [00:35:24]:
You're just so negative. Some.

Lisa [00:35:26]:
I'm not. It's a question, right?

Samantha [00:35:27]:
You.

Lisa [00:35:28]:
You paid the eyebrows. How long do you have done the payment? Right? When do they.

Samantha [00:35:33]:
Not paying. I'm not paying for my eyebrows, Lisa.

Lisa [00:35:37]:
You did you got them tattooed on or something?

Samantha [00:35:39]:
Yes, I did.

Lisa [00:35:41]:
So I'm just saying, right? They're not going to change color naturally because you got them colored.

Samantha [00:35:47]:
The color that they are is the color of my eyebrows.

Lisa [00:35:51]:
Okay. But then they look funny with gray hair.

Samantha [00:35:53]:
Change the color of the hair that grows out of my head. You ding bad.

Lisa [00:35:57]:
It might look funny with your hair. You might have to dye your eyebrows.

Samantha [00:36:00]:
Oh, my gosh.

Lisa [00:36:01]:
I'm just. You know, you're exhausting today.

Samantha [00:36:03]:
You're exhausted today.

Lisa [00:36:05]:
Okay, you know what? Okay. I want to move on to bigger stuff, right? Enough about you. It's not you, you, you, all you today.

Samantha [00:36:11]:
Oh, yes. That's it.

Lisa [00:36:12]:
Let's talk about P. Diddy, shall we?

Samantha [00:36:14]:
No. Do we have to?

Lisa [00:36:15]:
Yeah. Because nobody's talking about him. And guess what? Right now there is a. He's in jail, and there's a judge deliberating on whether or not Diddy should be released on $50 million bail. Isn't the point of bail to give you such a faint, faint chance that you might get out on bail, but actually you won't because nobody can afford to pay the bail that they set. He can afford that bail.

Samantha [00:36:42]:
He can afford $50 million in bail.

Lisa [00:36:44]:
Of course he can. And he's saying he's going to live in a three bedroom condo and be a good boy, really? Because these are the things he needs.

Samantha [00:36:55]:
Really?

Lisa [00:36:56]:
He can afford 50 million. He's worth probably like he's worth millions and millions and millions of dollars. One of his houses is probably worth that much, right?

Samantha [00:37:04]:
No, probably.

Lisa [00:37:05]:
He's probably sold kids for that much.

Samantha [00:37:08]:
Oh, God, don't say that.

Lisa [00:37:09]:
It's true, right? He's a horrible, horrible man. And now he might get out on bail. I kind of hate bail. I think. I think I hate bail. Right? I feel I hate bail.

Samantha [00:37:22]:
I. Oh, when this all goes to trial. Ho, ho, ho.

Lisa [00:37:25]:
It's gonna be trial soon.

Samantha [00:37:28]:
I don't know, right?

Lisa [00:37:29]:
It's like the Menendez boys, right? Do they get off? Don't they get off? Let's just make a decision and move on, shall we?

Samantha [00:37:35]:
Well, now they're. Now it's in the courts again, and now it won't. Nothing will happen to them till the new year.

Lisa [00:37:40]:
You know what? It needs to be like the Canadian court system, oddly enough. Right? Paul Bernardo was up for bail. They decided. No. Nope. We don't care. We don't think that you're good. We don't we think you're a piece of.

Lisa [00:37:53]:
You're gonna stay denied. Stamp back to jail. He went. He wanted. He wanted. He wanted, like to have escorted. Escorted leave. No, we're not putting you back on the street.

Lisa [00:38:05]:
Next case, please.

Samantha [00:38:06]:
Oh my God. Seriously, Next case.

Lisa [00:38:09]:
Right? That's what we do in Canada. We're not letting you back out.

Samantha [00:38:11]:
Okay. But we also didn't do a good thing with his accomplice.

Lisa [00:38:17]:
They made a deal with the devil.

Samantha [00:38:19]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:38:20]:
That. That's kind of on them, right? They couldn't keep her any longer because they made a deal before they did their homework. It's like, I hate to say this, and this sounds horrible because she's a monster too, but kind of more power to her that she pulled it off. Ugh, right? Like it's horrible. Now she's like, living someplace who knows what she's doing and who cares. I'm just saying. P. Diddy.

Lisa [00:38:41]:
Stay put, you jerk.

Samantha [00:38:42]:
Well, he should stay put.

Lisa [00:38:44]:
How about that? Right?

Samantha [00:38:46]:
He's gross.

Lisa [00:38:47]:
He's totally gross. We don't need that out there.

Samantha [00:38:50]:
Let's talk about something better. Okay? Lisa, do you have a fond memory of when you were young, of one of the bigger movies that you remember being so excited to go see that it was such big hype when you were young? Do you remember that? Have a. A movie?

Lisa [00:39:07]:
Yeah, that was a big one.

Samantha [00:39:09]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:39:10]:
Star Wars.

Samantha [00:39:11]:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lisa [00:39:13]:
Why do you.

Samantha [00:39:15]:
Yeah, yeah. Those ones.

Lisa [00:39:17]:
Those ones.

Samantha [00:39:18]:
Like back in our day, a big movie was a big deal because you went to the movie theater and it was this whole experience and you got to sit there and eat your popcorn. It was like this cool thing you got to do. Right?

Lisa [00:39:29]:
It was a big deal.

Samantha [00:39:30]:
I think it. I think it's back.

Lisa [00:39:32]:
You think, you think it's. Movies are back?

Samantha [00:39:34]:
Yeah, I think movies are back because Wicked, the last. This past weekend, wicked and Gladiator 2 came out. Wicked kicks. It kicked its ass.

Lisa [00:39:43]:
Or could it just be the fact that there's no other good movies out there?

Samantha [00:39:47]:
No, Wicked is huge. The theatrical art. Totally excited about.

Lisa [00:39:53]:
I understand that.

Samantha [00:39:53]:
Apparently it's a big word. It's quite the big fantastical movie.

Lisa [00:39:58]:
Yes, I get that. What I'm saying is that it has no competition, so it comes across better than maybe what it is.

Samantha [00:40:04]:
Oh, stop it. Gladiator 2 was pretty decent.

Lisa [00:40:07]:
Really? Who cares about Gladiator 2? Like, the first one was when 20 years ago.

Samantha [00:40:12]:
It's got Pedro Pascal and who cares?

Lisa [00:40:14]:
Did you go see it?

Samantha [00:40:15]:
Denzel Washington?

Lisa [00:40:17]:
No. No. Right. So, hi. Let's Go see Wicked. Right? You got lots of points.

Samantha [00:40:21]:
I'll go see. I'm not taking to a musical complain the whole time.

Lisa [00:40:26]:
I'll have my popcorn. Just. Let's get the.

Samantha [00:40:29]:
Why are we watching a lady who is green and someone who wears pink all the time?

Lisa [00:40:33]:
Let's just have anything to do with that. The comfy seats, a glass of wine. I won't care.

Samantha [00:40:39]:
No.

Lisa [00:40:40]:
No, I won't care.

Samantha [00:40:41]:
No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No.

Lisa [00:40:44]:
Fine.

Samantha [00:40:45]:
Nope.

Lisa [00:40:46]:
But I don't know if I believe that movies are back.

Samantha [00:40:48]:
I think movies are back. I don't know.

Lisa [00:40:50]:
There's too much streaming, too much shit on tv.

Samantha [00:40:53]:
Of course, there's tons of stuff.

Lisa [00:40:54]:
Right.

Samantha [00:40:55]:
And eventually this will end up on a streaming. But they're in the movie theaters first, the odd one. But don't you. But as kids, do you remember, like, it was such a big deal to go to the movie theater, Right. The fact that you got to go or you got to go with your friends, it got dropped off and you get popcorn.

Lisa [00:41:15]:
And again, remember how disappointed you were when we went to go see the Heiress movie and they didn't have all the popcorns. They didn't have the proper to put.

Samantha [00:41:22]:
Oh, I was so mad. They didn't have the popcorn thing from Eris Tour. The one thing that I wanted, one.

Lisa [00:41:28]:
Thing that you wanted. The. The recyclable popcorn bowl.

Samantha [00:41:32]:
Yeah. And they didn't have it.

Lisa [00:41:33]:
They didn't have it, Samantha.

Samantha [00:41:34]:
So I was very upset.

Lisa [00:41:35]:
I get your excitement. I'm saying I'll go with you.

Samantha [00:41:40]:
I don't know. I just have really fond memories.

Lisa [00:41:42]:
I have fond memories, too, but I just don't know if I think that like, great movies exist out in the theater anymore. I get Wicked. Yes. It's getting great, great reviews. Yeah, totally. Right. I get. I get that.

Lisa [00:41:56]:
I get that. Okay.

Samantha [00:41:57]:
I remember going.

Lisa [00:41:59]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:41:59]:
Speaking of movie theater, okay, this is here in Saskatoon. It. I went to the theater with my mom and my Auntie Max and I think Andrea as well, and we went to go see Mamma Mia.

Lisa [00:42:13]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:42:13]:
In the movie theater because it had abba.

Lisa [00:42:16]:
Sure.

Samantha [00:42:17]:
So we all went and I think. Yeah. I can't remember who else came, but it was so much fun because we were up and we were definitely. And we were dancing and it was fun.

Lisa [00:42:25]:
We saw Greece in the movie theater with my mom, me and my sister. Oh.

Samantha [00:42:29]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:42:29]:
So, yeah. I mean, I just don't know. I don't know if the experience is what it once was.

Samantha [00:42:34]:
You're just A party poop.

Lisa [00:42:35]:
No, it's not me. I. You know what I think is. I think that today's world can't relive the good times.

Samantha [00:42:42]:
No, I suppose.

Lisa [00:42:43]:
Right. It's all different now.

Samantha [00:42:44]:
I'm kind of. You know what it is? I'm surprised that people even go to movies anymore because our attention span is so short.

Lisa [00:42:51]:
Yeah. But you know, I think it was covet that killed all that. Right.

Samantha [00:42:55]:
Because we all. We all got sucked into social media.

Lisa [00:42:58]:
Yeah. No, but then everybody started. Like, you are a prime example, right? Because you hate cable, but you'll watch all your other shit. So you. You've killed. Guess what? You've killed movies.

Samantha [00:43:08]:
No, I have not killed movies. No, I haven't.

Lisa [00:43:11]:
Let's talk about something again. We go from positive to negative, positive to negative. That's what we're doing.

Samantha [00:43:17]:
I feel like this is where we're going to. We're going from positive to negative.

Lisa [00:43:20]:
All right. I'm shaking my head at something. Samantha. I'm shaking my head. People who steal from Christmas charities, they're what? Right? There's a kids charity in New York that had $3,000 worth of donated bikes stolen. Don't people believe in karma anymore? It's not just.

Samantha [00:43:39]:
No, apparently not.

Lisa [00:43:42]:
Right.

Samantha [00:43:42]:
Why would. Why would they still play?

Lisa [00:43:44]:
Because people. Because people are horrible. Some people are horrible people. Why do people steal the money from the poppies?

Samantha [00:43:50]:
Well, that's true.

Lisa [00:43:51]:
Right?

Samantha [00:43:52]:
That's true. Well, and I actually have something even closer, Lisa. One of the community rinks here in Saskatoon got their snow blower stolen from their. From. From the place that they store it. And apparently they had cut the lock, turned on the snowblower and blew the snow to the waiting vehicle.

Lisa [00:44:17]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:44:18]:
And off it went. And I'm like, are you kidding me?

Lisa [00:44:21]:
Because they needed the snowblower that badly.

Samantha [00:44:23]:
Apparently they did. And now this community rink can't even snow blow their rink anymore.

Lisa [00:44:30]:
Like, that's nice.

Samantha [00:44:31]:
So now they can't clear the rink for the kid.

Lisa [00:44:32]:
Way to go, thieves.

Samantha [00:44:34]:
And it was donated. Like, they raised money to buy the stupid snowblower.

Lisa [00:44:38]:
People are horrible. People don't care.

Samantha [00:44:40]:
People don't care.

Lisa [00:44:41]:
Just steal. Why are you stealing. Why are you stealing from an old. Why. Why are there scams? Why are you stealing from an old lady? Right.

Samantha [00:44:48]:
Why?

Lisa [00:44:48]:
They finally just. They just. Toronto police nailed the lady who was. Who was scamming the Taylor Swift people.

Samantha [00:44:54]:
Oh, they got her.

Lisa [00:44:55]:
Knocked on her front door on the news, shot on the news. I don't know what will happen.

Samantha [00:45:03]:
She Owes a lot of people a lot of money.

Lisa [00:45:05]:
Right. It's. She's got a lot of charges her way.

Samantha [00:45:08]:
Oh, right.

Lisa [00:45:09]:
People. Like. Like, there's, you know, there's. There's good people and then there's really, really bad people.

Samantha [00:45:15]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:45:15]:
Right. I don't get that. Right. I don't want to live in a world where I have to worry about like that. Like. Right.

Samantha [00:45:21]:
It's getting worse. Yeah.

Lisa [00:45:22]:
And.

Samantha [00:45:23]:
And people will say. Because, you know, people are desperate. They don't have any money, you know, and they're, you know, turning to crime and stealing and.

Lisa [00:45:31]:
Well, let me just do the Lord's work. And let me just remind everybody. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Right. That's what the Lord would tell. That's what the Lord would say.

Samantha [00:45:41]:
Yeah, right. That.

Lisa [00:45:43]:
Right. And I'm Mary, so. Isn't you. Hang on. If I'm married, did I have the Lord or. I had the Lord's kid. How'd that. Who did I have?

Samantha [00:45:52]:
You had Jesus.

Lisa [00:45:53]:
That's the Lord.

Samantha [00:45:54]:
That's the Lord's kid.

Lisa [00:45:56]:
So the Lord is God. I didn't have. Right. Okay. Sometimes I get those stories mixed up.

Samantha [00:46:02]:
Oh, my God. Did you go to church as a kid? Hey, so did you go to church as a kid?

Lisa [00:46:07]:
Who's God's mom? Who's God's mom?

Samantha [00:46:11]:
God doesn't. God didn't have a mom.

Lisa [00:46:13]:
Well, how did God. Everybody has a moment.

Samantha [00:46:15]:
God just became. He was this ethereal being. He's. He's an alien out in the universe that feels.

Lisa [00:46:21]:
You're gonna get some ads for that one. Calling God a space man. Right. I don't think he's a Martian.

Samantha [00:46:29]:
It's a joke.

Lisa [00:46:30]:
You don't think God. You don't think God had, like, God didn't have a mom?

Samantha [00:46:35]:
Not that I'm aware of.

Lisa [00:46:37]:
One day there was just.

Samantha [00:46:38]:
God existed. One day God existed. Jesus was his storyteller. Probably gonna get added for that one, too.

Lisa [00:46:47]:
So, as Mary.

Samantha [00:46:50]:
I'm not an atheist, I swear.

Lisa [00:46:53]:
We believe. We just don't know a lot about it. So, as Mary. Right. I have God. Okay. So I'm having. Yeah, so.

Samantha [00:47:04]:
So you're not having God. You had Jesus. Stop talking. Oh, my. Okay, stop it.

Lisa [00:47:14]:
I'm just gonna be with Peter, Paul and Mary. I'm gonna be that part of. I'm gonna be that part.

Samantha [00:47:17]:
Gonna be. Yeah, if you could.

Lisa [00:47:18]:
We're gonna form a band. Okay.

Samantha [00:47:20]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:47:20]:
That's what we're gonna do. Right. We can't talk Religion. It's gonna get us into hot water. People take that serious, I think.

Samantha [00:47:28]:
And. And. And they should. And you know what? All the power to them.

Lisa [00:47:32]:
Right, Right.

Samantha [00:47:32]:
People believe what they want to believe.

Lisa [00:47:34]:
We don't judge that.

Samantha [00:47:36]:
I almost did a minor in religious studies in university, guys, so calm down.

Lisa [00:47:41]:
Right? She was just gonna do that to be smart. All right? That's all. I. I did not almost do one, guys.

Samantha [00:47:49]:
Yeah, it was. It was. It's a minor interest that I had. I'm very curious about how other people worship, which is cool.

Lisa [00:47:55]:
Right? But hence why I'm wondering who's got.

Samantha [00:48:02]:
God?

Lisa [00:48:02]:
Didn't have really smart people on Facebook and. And come on Facebook and listen to the podcast. Anybody knows who's God's mom was, can you let us know?

Samantha [00:48:11]:
If you could just, you know, Andrea.

Lisa [00:48:13]:
FYI, Andrea, you know who God's mom is?

Samantha [00:48:20]:
Well, you know what? She might.

Lisa [00:48:22]:
I just want to know. Now I'm curious. I've never thought about it before.

Samantha [00:48:25]:
Oh, okay.

Lisa [00:48:27]:
Right.

Samantha [00:48:28]:
You got serious problems.

Lisa [00:48:30]:
Probably. Probably.

Samantha [00:48:33]:
Okay. But another problem that was brought to your attention over the weekend.

Lisa [00:48:38]:
Leave it to John.

Samantha [00:48:39]:
By my guy, John.

Lisa [00:48:41]:
Leave it to John.

Samantha [00:48:42]:
He teased you. He teased you about the McRib being back in New Jersey, and then did a video about it.

Lisa [00:48:47]:
Did a video. Did a video. And then I messaged him saying. Because it looked like he was just eating one. And I messaged him saying, oh, well, you know what? You're better than me. I would have ordered two. And he said, I ordered four. I'm like, oh, my God.

Lisa [00:49:00]:
I'm like, good for you.

Samantha [00:49:04]:
Oh, my God. But how you guys can eat fake meat is beyond.

Lisa [00:49:09]:
It's all the stuff they put on it, right? It's the sauce and the pickles and the onions. It's. It's the whole. It's the whole concoction, right? And Dear John, I don't want that on a burger. That's a burger. That's not a McRib. So McRib has to have faked meat that looks like it's got bones.

Samantha [00:49:26]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:49:27]:
And I don't know if it's coming to Canada.

Samantha [00:49:30]:
I don't think it is.

Lisa [00:49:30]:
I don't think. Well, people talk about December 3rd, but we'll see. We'll see.

Samantha [00:49:36]:
Well, you might get your Christmas gift early then, Lisa.

Lisa [00:49:39]:
Right? Come on. Come on, people. Let the McRib come back. Right?

Samantha [00:49:46]:
But it was kind of funny because I thought, oh, this is mean.

Lisa [00:49:49]:
I know. I just thought, is the McRib coming back to Canada or is it just going to taunt me from afar.

Samantha [00:49:54]:
It's going to taunt you through.

Lisa [00:49:56]:
Through, through John. And he's like, oh, it's messy. Hi. It's a McRib. It's supposed to be messy, right? It's a McRib. Supposed to be all the mess, right?

Samantha [00:50:07]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:50:08]:
You get a McRib in the boxes and all yucky. I'd be suspect. I'd have questions.

Samantha [00:50:13]:
Yes, this is true.

Lisa [00:50:14]:
Questions. Okay. But big. It's a big.

Samantha [00:50:16]:
Very true.

Lisa [00:50:16]:
It's a big, big weekend in America.

Samantha [00:50:18]:
Yes. Oh, yes. You know, in a day. In, in a day, in a bit.

Lisa [00:50:24]:
Call me crazy, but I thought it was last week, right? Because of the timing, right? Seems like late.

Samantha [00:50:30]:
Yeah, it is late.

Lisa [00:50:31]:
At my little gift shop, we had a early bird Black Friday. So then. And then I had. We started on Thursday last week. And then I messaged my boss saying, oops, I think it's on Friday. And she's like, hey, that makes sense why Amazon's not showing me great deals. I'm like, we're off the page there. So anyway, this Thanksgiving, right? But guess Joe Biden pardoned his turkeys because that's what they do in America.

Samantha [00:50:57]:
Worst tradition ever.

Lisa [00:50:58]:
Peach and Blossom. They will not. They will not be having to participate in their Thanksgiving duties.

Samantha [00:51:06]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:51:07]:
Right?

Samantha [00:51:07]:
Two, like, why do you peopl. Why does the American President pardon turkey?

Lisa [00:51:12]:
I don't know. Because then I think, you know what? Like, I'm surprised more people don't jump down their throat for that. Because dear America, if you're going to pardon too, and you get all the people who love turkeys and want you to be nice to animals, where are they? Like, why are they not hammering down the White House?

Samantha [00:51:28]:
Peter spoke up. Peter spoke up. It's been going around. They apparently resurfaced a 20 year old video just saying that Butterball.

Lisa [00:51:37]:
Something about that did.

Samantha [00:51:39]:
Butterball employees did horrible things to the turkeys. And I'm like, I don't want to know this.

Lisa [00:51:43]:
I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

Samantha [00:51:45]:
I need to know this. But apparently PETA also spoke up about Biden pardoning two turkeys and said it was their worst tradition ever. And I'm like, well, you're maybe not wrong, right? Because it's a little ironic that you're pardoning two turkeys while everyone else has a turkey, right?

Lisa [00:52:02]:
Samantha, in the States there's going to eat 48 million turkeys on Thursday.

Samantha [00:52:07]:
I have no doubt.

Lisa [00:52:08]:
And you ready for this one, we're going to eat 250 million pounds of potatoes. That makes me feel sick to my stomach. Well, it's a lot of potatoes.

Samantha [00:52:18]:
A lot of potatoes.

Lisa [00:52:19]:
A lot of potatoes on the plate, right?

Samantha [00:52:21]:
A lot of potatoes.

Lisa [00:52:22]:
A lot of potato. Like, 250 pounds of potatoes probably could cover the whole province of Saskatchewan.

Samantha [00:52:28]:
Right?

Lisa [00:52:29]:
We could just be potatoes for the day. Right. It seems weird.

Samantha [00:52:34]:
That's a lot of everything, guys.

Lisa [00:52:35]:
But Happy Thanksgiving, friends. Yeah, if you're American, right? Watch some good football. Watch parades. Whatever you do, all the parade, whatever you do, just do it. Celebrate with your people, huh?

Samantha [00:52:50]:
That would be great. But you know what I gotta say? I gotta say this. There's Everything Bagel Mac and Cheese.

Lisa [00:52:58]:
Oh, you know what? Somebody was saying that they tried it and it was wonderful. Okay? I'm gonna say out of all the bagels in the world, that Everything Spice is the worst. Like, I'd rather have blueberry Mac and cheese than Everything Bagel Mac and Cheese. Why do they gotta mess with perfection?

Samantha [00:53:16]:
Because. Because it's there and because they can. And because nobody just likes ordinary anymore. Not like you, Lisa. You're the one person who's very happy to just eat plain old Mac and cheese.

Lisa [00:53:28]:
I want the 80s Mac and cheese, though.

Samantha [00:53:30]:
You do? You want the.

Lisa [00:53:31]:
I want the.

Samantha [00:53:32]:
The good. The good chemical orange.

Lisa [00:53:35]:
Right? Orange chemical. That's what I want. Right. I don't want the other that they add to it. I don't. I'm not gonna try it. Are you gonna try it?

Samantha [00:53:45]:
No, I would never eat that.

Lisa [00:53:46]:
You would never eat that. It's an elevator.

Samantha [00:53:48]:
I barely.

Lisa [00:53:49]:
It's a fancy Mac and cheese.

Samantha [00:53:51]:
I don't remember the last time I ate Mac and cheese at the lake.

Lisa [00:53:54]:
That's when.

Samantha [00:53:55]:
That's a really long time ago.

Lisa [00:53:56]:
But you don't seem to hate it. When you're at the lake, you seem to not mind Mac and cheese.

Samantha [00:54:00]:
No, but I. It don't. I don't go out of my way to buy it, Lisa.

Lisa [00:54:04]:
I would go out of my way to buy it, but it's not good for me.

Samantha [00:54:07]:
No, it's not good for you.

Lisa [00:54:08]:
So we don't have it. That's what happens. Not good. So you don't get to eat it.

Samantha [00:54:14]:
Right. And in case anybody doesn't remember, Lisa had a heart attack, which is why she doesn't get to eat fun foods anymore.

Lisa [00:54:20]:
Why? The salt's hidden, right? Salt's hidden. I can't get to the top shop. I can see it. It's like the McRib in the States. I can see it, but I can't get to it.

Samantha [00:54:30]:
And why her doctor shames her about.

Lisa [00:54:32]:
Eating a donut just totally right. You know, Lisa, you just have a bite. No. No. Right.

Samantha [00:54:41]:
And you don't get to eat hot dogs anymore for that very same.

Lisa [00:54:44]:
Well, I kind of have brought hot dogs back. Right. Oh, I'm not going to be good all the time for all people again. Right. Stop telling me what to do, people. Right.

Samantha [00:54:55]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:54:56]:
It. It was genetics, not hot dogs, that got me into that predicament. This is right. So high. And I think people forget that. I think the doctors forget that. Right? My mama had a bad heart. Her mama had a bad heart.

Lisa [00:55:08]:
Her daddy had a bad heart. His daddy, her brother, her brother, her brother. All bad hearts. Not because. Not because that's the reason. So.

Samantha [00:55:17]:
Not because she ate KD on.

Lisa [00:55:19]:
She ate KD on Repeat. Right. Or indulged in a hot dog.

Samantha [00:55:25]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:55:27]:
That's not the problem.

Samantha [00:55:28]:
You know, I remember I missed the summer days when we used to go from vendor to vendor, Right. Eating hot dogs and.

Lisa [00:55:35]:
Well, we still can if we can find the vendors.

Samantha [00:55:38]:
Well, because they're not out.

Lisa [00:55:39]:
Vendors don't come around. Ever since COVID nobody wants to eat from a food truck.

Samantha [00:55:43]:
No.

Lisa [00:55:43]:
Right. It's weird. It's weird. Okay. You know what else is weird? So we said at the beginning of the podcast, right? We got three feet of snow. I see our neighbors with their snowblowers. Right? Riddle me this, Samantha. I get the purpose of a snowblower.

Lisa [00:56:00]:
It's a benefit for one person and their family. And it's a big old mess for all those that live nearby. Like, I've watched Dudes with the Snow Blower.

Samantha [00:56:12]:
Did you do it wrong?

Lisa [00:56:12]:
No. Where are you blowing the snow? It's got to go someplace onto your yard. It doesn't go if, say you're not by your yard, say you're on the side of the road clearing a path. Where's that snow going?

Samantha [00:56:24]:
Out into this. Out into the road.

Lisa [00:56:26]:
So my car can't drive nicely down the street where it's going in my driveway, so I can't pull out. I just feel that it adds more stress to the other people.

Samantha [00:56:40]:
So you don't want people to snow blow? No.

Lisa [00:56:42]:
If you're going to be the hot shot with the snowblower, then you should do it for everybody. That's what I think. Right. Extend your generosity.

Samantha [00:56:50]:
Well, some people do.

Lisa [00:56:51]:
How hard can it be, right? You're just walking like you're just walking.

Samantha [00:56:57]:
Yes, Lisa, it's just walking with a snowblower.

Lisa [00:56:59]:
You're just walking, holding on. You're just holding on to it and walking, right?

Samantha [00:57:04]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:57:06]:
Kind of shake my head at those snow blowing people.

Samantha [00:57:08]:
Speaking as someone who's never used a snowblower before or potentially snuff a shoveled snow with a actual shovel.

Lisa [00:57:16]:
No, But I always say I would if I had to. I always.

Samantha [00:57:20]:
I knew it. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:57:22]:
I always offer. I always offer. I knew it's not my fault that people won't take my offer because they.

Samantha [00:57:31]:
Look at you and you think you're going to break.

Lisa [00:57:33]:
I'm you.

Samantha [00:57:34]:
You're one bad shovel from a heart attack.

Lisa [00:57:38]:
And how those little stick legs keep you standing is amazing to me. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough.

Samantha [00:57:45]:
Samantha, you get out of for all kinds of reasons, right?

Lisa [00:57:50]:
Hi. Well, you know what? Guess what? Like, you have to protect this, right?

Samantha [00:57:55]:
We're not sure why, but sure.

Lisa [00:57:57]:
I don't know. You know what else I'm shaking my head at? I'm shaking my head at big ass trucks that need to park close to the front of a building.

Samantha [00:58:06]:
Where are they? Where else are they supposed to park?

Lisa [00:58:08]:
How about they be polite and they park towards the back of the building, Right? Why do they need to park? Like, like let's say when you go to Earl's, right? You have those big ass trucks in the parking lot.

Samantha [00:58:17]:
Oh, I hate those.

Lisa [00:58:19]:
Right? Let's say when you go to the grocery store and all those big ass trucks are parked right at the very front. Remember back in the day when they used to just park towards a little further back?

Samantha [00:58:30]:
Maybe back in the day when people in big trucks parked on the other end of the parking lot because back.

Lisa [00:58:34]:
In the day, God didn't give them a backup thing so they can fit into small spots, Right? You're still a bull trying to fit where a poodle goes.

Samantha [00:58:45]:
True.

Lisa [00:58:45]:
Right? And I shake. All right. Why does everybody need a big truck? You know what I hope big truck drivers, I hope the gas gets more expensive.

Samantha [00:58:57]:
Oh, because it gets more expensive for us.

Lisa [00:58:59]:
No, but still, right? That's. It's going to. But I'm.

Samantha [00:59:02]:
Oh, don't wish that.

Lisa [00:59:03]:
Just saying, right? There has to be something to stop people from buying big trucks when they don't need them.

Samantha [00:59:09]:
So basically what we're saying is that we drive small cars and we don't like big trucks.

Lisa [00:59:14]:
I don't like big trucks and I cannot lie. Right. I don't want big trucks near me. I don't think they need to be there.

Samantha [00:59:24]:
I always seem to. Wherever I park my car seems to be always by a very large truck.

Lisa [00:59:31]:
And then take my little car, which is even smaller than your little car. And sometimes you can't even find my car because it's engulfed two large trucks. I'm like, could somebody steal it? Where'd it go? Where? Oh, there it is. Right? And they think because they're big trucks and I'm little that they have even more space. Right. They don't even give a. My gal just crawl through the window to get in.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
Oh, God. And that Earl's parking lot just. It brought me back. Because if a truck parks beside you, you can't see anything until your ass is fully out. And you're just hoping nobody hits you.

Lisa [01:00:03]:
Oh, I got hit. Somebody was there.

Samantha [01:00:05]:
Yeah, right.

Lisa [01:00:07]:
I feel that. I don't think that they're being very considerate. And I know that sounds like I'm a hundred and I'm. And I'm gonna be okay with that one.

Samantha [01:00:15]:
Okay with that.

Lisa [01:00:15]:
I'm okay with that. Right. Take your big damn truck and park it further back.

Samantha [01:00:21]:
Exactly right.

Lisa [01:00:22]:
That's what I'm gonna say about that, Samantha.

Samantha [01:00:26]:
Okay, so Lisa asked a very important question.

Lisa [01:00:30]:
It was really important.

Samantha [01:00:31]:
Hey, what's your Go to karaoke song?

Lisa [01:00:35]:
Okay, first off, what's yours, Samantha?

Samantha [01:00:38]:
Mine was the Go Go's.

Lisa [01:00:41]:
Oh, that's right. We got the beat.

Samantha [01:00:42]:
We got the beat.

Lisa [01:00:43]:
And mine was 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 09. There's some good harmonizing in that.

Samantha [01:00:50]:
Jenny. Jenny who?

Lisa [01:00:52]:
Turn two. Yeah, right? We almost just did it right there.

Samantha [01:00:59]:
Right? You know what? You know what happened to me? Where the hell was I? I think I might have been? Was I in the grocery store? Oh, my God. I was somewhere, and I didn't mean to, but all of a sudden, I was singing the Billy Joel song that was playing, and I was word for word with the Billy Joel song, and I'm like. And all of a sudden I realized.

Lisa [01:01:21]:
Oh, my God, people can hear you.

Samantha [01:01:23]:
I'm not only singing in public, but I know every damn word to this song.

Lisa [01:01:28]:
Right? That's.

Samantha [01:01:30]:
I can't remember what I did yesterday.

Lisa [01:01:32]:
But look at us. Bring back an old song from the 70s to the 80s, and every single word is still up here.

Samantha [01:01:39]:
So bizarre.

Lisa [01:01:40]:
Right?

Samantha [01:01:42]:
But I will say, Jay, you sing your three songs. It was Celine Dion, I Drove all Night, which, by the way, is a very good song. Crazy for you by Madonna, Another good one, and a classic Goodbye Earl by.

Lisa [01:01:56]:
The chick that's a good one to sing, right? Earl's gotta Die.

Samantha [01:02:00]:
And you know what? It's not a bad song for right now.

Lisa [01:02:03]:
It's not a bad.

Samantha [01:02:04]:
Not a bad song for right now. Andrea wants anything from the Sound of Music. And I said, of course.

Lisa [01:02:09]:
I think anything. I think that's perfect, too. Right.

Samantha [01:02:15]:
And Carol would sing hey Jude with a flat singing voice, which would probably clear the bar. Or the management would pay her to stop.

Lisa [01:02:22]:
So is Carol saying she's not proficient in singing?

Samantha [01:02:26]:
I. I believe so, yeah.

Lisa [01:02:27]:
That's most of us, right? I think that's a lot of us. I think there's a select few that can carry a tune.

Samantha [01:02:33]:
It is only. It is only on. In one particular song where I hit one note really well.

Lisa [01:02:39]:
It was. Michelle. It was special. You did it again. Special. It was magic, and it was special. And we all stopped what we were doing and made note of it. Right?

Samantha [01:02:52]:
But I was just like, what did I do? She's like, you sang it perfectly.

Lisa [01:02:56]:
And she knows, right? She's a Schultz, sister.

Samantha [01:02:59]:
She's a Schultz.

Lisa [01:03:00]:
She was part of a band back in the day. She was.

Samantha [01:03:02]:
She was the.

Lisa [01:03:04]:
The singing Schultz. Right. If you grew up in Saskatchewan, you might remember them. They probably played at a local fair or something.

Samantha [01:03:13]:
Or a church.

Lisa [01:03:14]:
For sure. A church. Maybe a wedding. Maybe a barbecue or something. Or a party in the park. Right.

Samantha [01:03:21]:
Who knows?

Lisa [01:03:22]:
Apparently, there's her wedding video where she sings, right?

Samantha [01:03:26]:
No.

Lisa [01:03:26]:
Yes. But remember, the pharmacist told us about it. She's like, yeah. And she's singing. I'm like, oh, man. I'd love to get my hands on that for 30 seconds.

Samantha [01:03:37]:
No doubt.

Lisa [01:03:38]:
It's never gonna happen.

Samantha [01:03:40]:
No. She will never let us see that. They will never see the light of day, ever.

Lisa [01:03:44]:
Ever. Darn it. Right?

Samantha [01:03:47]:
It would be so good.

Lisa [01:03:48]:
No, it would be awesome.

Samantha [01:03:50]:
And Shannon. Shannon Cox, if you're listening, she has threatened to take us to karaoke.

Lisa [01:03:56]:
Pencil us in. I feel I need quite a few glasses of wine.

Samantha [01:04:01]:
Oh, I'm not doing that.

Lisa [01:04:02]:
Right. That's kind of.

Samantha [01:04:06]:
That's talking. Yes. Singing. Nope. Not my best.

Lisa [01:04:09]:
Not your best. Not our best.

Samantha [01:04:10]:
Not my best.

Lisa [01:04:11]:
Right? Not our best. No. Samantha.

Samantha [01:04:13]:
Okay, so Tuesday, guys.

Lisa [01:04:16]:
Tuesday.

Samantha [01:04:17]:
And this is. This is all about America.

Lisa [01:04:19]:
Totally. Right. Because we. We respect our neighbors to the.

Samantha [01:04:23]:
It was in respect to your American Thanksgiving.

Lisa [01:04:26]:
Are they to the north or to the south? They are to the south, our neighbors to the south.

Samantha [01:04:30]:
We are the.

Lisa [01:04:31]:
We are the north. Right? We are the north. Good point.

Samantha [01:04:36]:
So they had some strong dislike for Brussels sprouts, sweet potato casserole, and American football. Oh, and green beans.

Lisa [01:04:45]:
And green beans. Green beans is one of the most popular casseroles. But not many people like Andrea like green beans.

Samantha [01:04:55]:
Yeah. Andrea kicked parade. She's like, I'm not a fan of people. I'm like, I hear you. Why would you want to be in a parade? That's not peopley. John is like, we still have parade.

Lisa [01:05:04]:
Hi. Macy's Day parade.

Samantha [01:05:06]:
Good point. Good point.

Lisa [01:05:08]:
Right?

Samantha [01:05:09]:
It's in your country.

Lisa [01:05:10]:
How do you not know that country? It's on your tv.

Samantha [01:05:12]:
We're Saskatoon and we had a Christmas parade for heaven.

Lisa [01:05:15]:
Right. And it looked actually really busy. They're making a comeback.

Samantha [01:05:19]:
Maybe Paula was like, no shopping, football or sweet potatoes. Some people had some very strong feelings about Black Friday shopping.

Lisa [01:05:28]:
Totally. Right.

Samantha [01:05:29]:
I understand that as. As. As the two retail ex retail whores.

Lisa [01:05:34]:
Right? I'm still kind of a retailer.

Samantha [01:05:36]:
Yes, you are, but you're not open Black Friday.

Lisa [01:05:39]:
Or if we are, we're just whatever or.

Samantha [01:05:41]:
No, you're not. Yes, you are open Black Friday, but you're not celebrating it.

Lisa [01:05:45]:
Yeah, right.

Samantha [01:05:47]:
As people who had to work that even in Canada, we have our own version of the hell hole that you call Black Friday sense.

Lisa [01:05:54]:
Right? Because in Canada, it's not a holiday. It's all. None of it makes sense. Okay? But here's. That's really cool, Samantha. I never ever thought I could. I could give out good directions. Such good directions.

Lisa [01:06:09]:
On last week's episode, you did our friend Carrie, right? Friend of the podcast. She was able to leave a voicemail. Finally.

Samantha [01:06:19]:
Yes, finally, finally.

Lisa [01:06:21]:
Friends of the podcast, have a listen. Hello, Lisa and Sam, it's Carrie.

Samantha [01:06:28]:
I just am driving to Fargo, North Dakota, and I'm listening to your podcast. And again, I almost crashed my car.

Lisa [01:06:38]:
When you guys were talking to you.

Samantha [01:06:41]:
Carrie, Lisa finally said the microphone in the right hand corner. I swear, nobody has said that because before I loved her. How she said Fargo, North Dakota.

Lisa [01:06:52]:
Fargo, North Dakota. Right. She's Fargo, North Dakota. Right. I mean, she's not far from us right now.

Samantha [01:06:58]:
No, she's not.

Lisa [01:06:58]:
Right. Oh, I mean, I don't know. We don't know where Fargo is. We know where North Dakota is.

Samantha [01:07:02]:
We know where North Dakota is.

Lisa [01:07:03]:
Right, but isn't that funny? Finally. Yay, Carrie. She found it.

Samantha [01:07:08]:
Congratulations, Carrie.

Lisa [01:07:09]:
She comments a lot on our tik toks.

Samantha [01:07:10]:
Right?

Lisa [01:07:11]:
She's enjoying us. Right? I put a tik tok up today and it was the one about. About how you're saying how my big mouth Always gets us into trouble, huh? And my kid's sister. My kid's sister applied and she said, samantha, it's been like, she's been like that since day one. And I'm like, yeah. And then Carrie replied saying, well, her big mouth got me. It got me finally to figure out how to leave a voicemail. I'm like, yeah, it did.

Lisa [01:07:35]:
Yeah, it did.

Samantha [01:07:36]:
Oh, my God, that's so funny. Well, we're happy for you, Carrie, and thank you for leaving a voicemail. It's great to hear from you.

Lisa [01:07:44]:
Anybody else wants to leave a voicemail, just like, be. Be like Carrie, right? It's just in the bottom right hand corner. It's a microphone.

Samantha [01:07:52]:
It's a microphone, right?

Lisa [01:07:54]:
Just click it. Just give it a click.

Samantha [01:07:58]:
But speaking of that, connect with us on our many social platforms or check out our website, which is ishakemyhandpod.com and sign up for newsletters, check out our blog, leave us a voice, leave us a message or a voicemail, as we just mentioned, and stay to listen to any of our episodes. If you want to catch our videos, check out our YouTube page and subscribe to get notified of a new episode. We do have patreon, which is patreon.com. i shake my hand and we've updated it. Go check it out. We have different tiers. If $5 and up, we'll get you the episode early. It will get you extra content, which we do not share anywhere else.

Lisa [01:08:33]:
No.

Samantha [01:08:33]:
And we. When we do share extra content other than the podcast episodes, it actually is video. So it will be the video of us, not just the audio. So you might want to check that out. Little as $5 a month, guys. Super easy.

Lisa [01:08:49]:
Super easy.

Samantha [01:08:50]:
Starbucks coffee.

Lisa [01:08:52]:
Totally.

Samantha [01:08:53]:
If you need some new, I shake my head swag. Check out threadless.com and search I shake my head for new and old logos that are available. And we just want to thank John for always putting our episodes together. He does the video for us as well for YouTube. So thanks a lot.

Lisa [01:09:08]:
Thanks, John.

Samantha [01:09:11]:
Fantasy football.

Lisa [01:09:13]:
Who pulled off their wins this week? Your girls did.

Samantha [01:09:19]:
Yes. Who's in the playoffs so far?

Lisa [01:09:22]:
You got two more games to go, don't you?

Samantha [01:09:24]:
Yeah. John's already been eliminated.

Lisa [01:09:27]:
Oh, so I. So he already can't make it?

Samantha [01:09:29]:
No, he already can't make it.

Lisa [01:09:31]:
But he still has the two games. But he just can't make playoffs.

Samantha [01:09:34]:
No, I'm in the play.

Lisa [01:09:36]:
Samantha's in the playoffs. And I am after this week, 11 and one.

Samantha [01:09:41]:
I'm now seven. I'm seven and five.

Lisa [01:09:44]:
You're seven and five. That's pretty good, Samantha.

Samantha [01:09:47]:
I kicked ass. I got 522 points last week.

Lisa [01:09:50]:
I got in the six hundreds. Right. And the Duchess, she was doing good. She's from the Boomer Bunk House or Boomer Bunker podcast. She's not. She's not doing as good now. Right. Feels, I feel like as though she's kind of lost.

Lisa [01:10:04]:
Because she lost to me. Right? She lost to me. Sorry. Sorry, Duchess. But she's still. She. She. I think she's probably still will make the playoffs, though, you know? So that's kind of funny, right?

Samantha [01:10:16]:
When I found out I made the playoffs, they even did my playoff dance.

Lisa [01:10:19]:
Oh, do you have a playoff dance?

Samantha [01:10:20]:
I have a playoff dance.

Lisa [01:10:22]:
Huh. Mine's like, oh, my good Lord. Someone pour me another shot of whiskey. That's my playoff song. Right?

Samantha [01:10:32]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:10:34]:
Kind of funny. So let's see. Let's see what happens this week.

Samantha [01:10:37]:
It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.

Lisa [01:10:39]:
It's gonna be good, right? We have two more games than the playoffs.

Samantha [01:10:44]:
Yeah, I know. We can do this.

Lisa [01:10:47]:
We can do this, right? We can do this.

Samantha [01:10:52]:
However, we are going to continue this conversation in Patreon.

Lisa [01:10:56]:
Totally. We're going to. Right. Because we still have more talking to you. Guess what? I have a Mike Gibson story.

Samantha [01:11:02]:
Oh, excellent. And it's. He can't get at it, so let's talk at it.

Lisa [01:11:06]:
Right? So we can go all crazy, but you gotta join us on Patreon. You got to be a Patreon member to be part of this conversation.

Samantha [01:11:13]:
Exactly. So we hope you join us.

Lisa [01:11:15]:
Join us and come have the conversation. Samantha, meet you in Patreon. All right. Always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:11:23]:
It should be.