Peanut Butter Etiquette, Dining Disasters and Old Lady Hands

 Samantha[00:00:03]:

Are you ready for an hour of relatable topics, laughter, and buckets of sarcasm? Yeah, you are. Put on your judgment pants and weigh in on Bennifer, bad restaurant food, and old lady hands.

Lisa [00:00:16]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:00:18]:
Hello, everybody. Samantha. Lisa. Here we are again. Here we are again.

Lisa [00:00:24]:
Here we are again. Here we are again. Right? I gotta tell you a quick story. Could I tell you a quick story?

Samantha [00:00:30]:
Sure. Why not? Okay.

Lisa [00:00:32]:
So I was at the Walmart. Craziest thing, right? You never know the people you're gonna meet, right? I was at the Walmart talking to this lady because she had an adorable cat with her. Super cute. Half ginger, half white. Right? And I love, you know, friends of the podcast, I love the ginger cat.

Samantha [00:00:49]:
Yes, you do. So I

Lisa [00:00:51]:
saw her. She was kind of in my vicinity. So I said to her, Hey, I love your cat. What's its name? She said, Its name is Coochie. I said, Oh, hi, Coochie. And she said, Do you want to pet it? And I said, Absolutely, I do. She said, You have to pet it. You have to go, Hi, Coochie, Coochie, Coochie.

Lisa [00:01:07]:
So I'm like, Okay. Playing along thinking I don't know where I've got myself. So I pet the cat. As I'm petting the cat ready to call it its name, I'm like, it feels really skinny. And I'm like, hi, coochie, coochie, coochie. And then not only do I realize that the cat's really skinny, the cat is stiff like rigor mortis has set it. Oh. We got a we got ourselves a taxidermied cat, Samantha.

Lisa [00:01:35]:
And it's space for friends that are gonna watch this on the YouTube. His face was like this.

Samantha [00:01:42]:
I feel Coochie died getting hit by a car. Oh, you never noticed any of those things before you touched it, No.

Lisa [00:01:49]:
Because you know me. Right? I'm an asshole. I get involved in the conversation before I can get myself out of it.

Samantha [00:01:55]:
Oh, so many things. So many flags went up and not. So many flags.

Lisa [00:02:00]:
Not one flag. Our only flag was, oh, Coochie seems a little skinny. And then, oh, Coochie seems a little stiff.

Samantha [00:02:07]:
You didn't think it was odd

Lisa [00:02:08]:
that Walmart allowed the cat to come in? No. Because, hi, maybe it's her support cat, maybe it's her I don't have eyes cat, I don't hear cat. Right? I cough in public cat, I blow my nose too often cat, I don't know. It could have been her anything type of cat. That's how the world is now. Right? Everybody lets you bring in something. So coochie is not part of the living.

Samantha [00:02:39]:
I love it when shit happens to you, and you're like, damn. Damn.

Lisa [00:02:44]:
Did not see Coochie being a taxidermied cat. Right?

Samantha [00:02:48]:
Oh my god. And we just recently talked about taxidermied pets,

Lisa [00:02:52]:
and I believe our stand was, we don't really get it or support it. It's creepy. And it and so it was. And so it was.

Samantha [00:03:03]:
Oh my god. I love that. If only I'd been there so I could have laughed hysterically in your face.

Lisa [00:03:10]:
Right? I tell you, during COVID, I never hand sanitized at the Walmart after Coochie. Sanitize, sanitize, sanitize, sanitize. I don't know what I don't know what Coochie's got on it.

Samantha [00:03:22]:
We don't know what Coochie's been up to.

Lisa [00:03:24]:
We don't know what Coochie's been up to. Right? But Coochie had beautiful green eyes, beautiful glass green eyes. That also should have been a flag. Fantastic. No flag. No flag. No flag. Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:03:35]:
How weird is that? So weird, Lisa. So we got our weather. Right? Today, hot weather. Tomorrow's supposed to be rainy and cool.

Samantha [00:03:42]:
Yeah. Yes. It was very windy.

Lisa [00:03:44]:
Friends of the podcast, we're in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. If you're not sure where you're listening to us from, whoop whoop, Saskatchewan, me and the prairies. So yeah. So so it's hot, and now it's cool. Guess what? I'm ready for fall. Fuck it. I'm over summer. Uh-oh.

Lisa [00:03:59]:
I'm over. I I want I want cardigans. I want boots, and I want my socks. I'm ready. I'm going tomorrow to get my hair dyed my fall brown. Right? What shade? Autumn brown, please. Right? Because I feel I'm, like, beach bum blonde. Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:04:16]:
You are a little bit. Yes. It's a little bit too light. Hey? It's a little the sun really took over with my hair this year. It's a little Yeah.

Samantha [00:04:23]:
Well, it match it matches a lot of what's happening on you right now.

Lisa [00:04:26]:
I know. Right? I know. But okay. So can we start to fall and go shop it?

Samantha [00:04:31]:
I don't wanna shop with you.

Lisa [00:04:33]:
I know. But you have to because that's part of the fits

Samantha [00:04:35]:
and then then you get mad and

Lisa [00:04:36]:
I do. And nothing will it's gonna be the same problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally.

Samantha [00:04:42]:
And then you blame me for buying green pants and then eventually a year later you wear them and I just think that you suck. But I did notice today that

Lisa [00:04:48]:
the twist is getting twistier. Right? At some point, the twist is gonna be on my hip. Oh, that's another scream, and that's at some point, they're gonna look weird from the front. Right? Like You know it. Everyone's gonna

Samantha [00:05:04]:
be like, what is happening to her vagina? What is it? This is not normal. Where

Lisa [00:05:09]:
why is her vagina so long? And off to the side, it looks like moving vagina.

Samantha [00:05:18]:
Move. Side to side. Side to side. Her

Lisa [00:05:21]:
vagina, it will move. Yes. It's just weird. I'm just saying. I'm ready to shop.

Samantha [00:05:25]:
One of us got back from their vacation, later than

Lisa [00:05:29]:
the other one. That was you because I'm a worker. I've I had to believe in going back to work,

Samantha [00:05:34]:
and I chose to stay a little bit longer.

Lisa [00:05:37]:
Right? That's why if one of us won the lottery, one of us would keep working and one of us would fuck off and go someplace never to be seen again. You would take my half with a with a with a f you note attached, if even. You You'd be like, I don't need a best friend. I got $70,000,000. I wouldn't

Samantha [00:05:54]:
be like, see you later. I don't even know

Lisa [00:05:56]:
if it says to you later. I think you'd just be missing just like your home, you'd just be someplace hiding.

Samantha [00:06:02]:
Now I wouldn't know where to find you. This is so true. So true. But I need to I need to talk about this because it it was it's something that I never thought I would witness. I don't know if it's because I'm stupid, and I thought in Canada we would never do this.

Lisa [00:06:16]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:06:17]:
But, apparently, we do. Oh. And I was like, what? So I am in Toronto. I had a lay bit of a layover going back to Saskatoon. And the plane's big. Thank God. Because those seats are much nicer than the tin can. Oh.

Samantha [00:06:36]:
You can splurge right on with Air Canada, the little baby ones.

Lisa [00:06:40]:
Right.

Samantha [00:06:40]:
The express ones. But so the seats were fine, and we're getting on, and all of a sudden, we're stopped. And I'm like, why have we stopped moving? There's lots of people behind me. And I'm like, I just wanna get them a seat. And all of a sudden, I see this lady lean over to this woman who's sitting in an aisle seat, says something to her. This woman gets a really, like, surprised, like, startled look on her face. Right. And I'm like, what's going on? All of a sudden the lady gets up, moves 2 rows back to another aisle seat, and her and her husband sit down together.

Lisa [00:07:15]:
Are you allowed to just do that? No. Move seat? Like willy nilly on the plane?

Samantha [00:07:19]:
No. So I'm like, one, the lady didn't have to move. Right. She picked that seat. She was smart enough to have gone on to her app and picked her seat and I wanna sit in this aisle.

Lisa [00:07:33]:
Yeah. She did it early.

Samantha [00:07:34]:
Right. So why should the woman who picked her seat appropriately have to move to accommodate a woman who wants to be sit beside her husband? You can't have a 3 hour flight Oh. Without sitting beside each other.

Lisa [00:07:48]:
You know how I feel about those women. Right? That cannot ever walk away from their husbands. Dear women out there, come on. It's okay. Be in love. Be lovey dovey. Be married forever. But have some breaks.

Lisa [00:07:58]:
Have some separation.

Samantha [00:07:59]:
Well, it's but it's not even that. She was it was really rude of her to think that she could Totally. Ask this person, this stranger to move to accommodate her. Why does this woman need to be accommodated?

Lisa [00:08:12]:
Okay. But here's the other thing. Right? Okay. I'm gonna play devil's advocate. Why did the lady get up and move seats?

Samantha [00:08:17]:
I think she was she didn't wanna be embarrassed. I think that she was afraid that this lady was going to make a scene and make a fuss. Oh, okay. And I was like and I was just, you know me, I couldn't keep my mouth shut. I was like, I did not just see that, and I said it loud enough so the woman heard me. Yeah. Because and she just looked at me, and I'm like, I cannot believe what I just saw.

Lisa [00:08:37]:
Right. You get the seat, you get.

Samantha [00:08:39]:
I'm like, oh my god. This happened in real life. My life. Everything I've seen on TikTok actually does happen.

Lisa [00:08:45]:
Wow. Hey, like airport horrors right there.

Samantha [00:08:47]:
Yeah. So I'm just like, I'm shaking my head all the way to my seat. I get there, and then something else happens. Oh, no. My tiny little doesn't it's not even at the same size as a regular carry on bag. It's like tiny. You saw it. Yeah.

Lisa [00:09:02]:
It's like

Samantha [00:09:02]:
a tiny carry on bag. It's tiny. I couldn't find a place where I'm supposed to sit. That's why there's

Lisa [00:09:09]:
the hack. That's why there's the hack.

Samantha [00:09:10]:
I know. So I asked the the lovely flight attendant, hi. Can you help? She's like, oh, you're just gonna have to go down further because that makes total sense.

Lisa [00:09:20]:
That that's my pet peeve right there.

Samantha [00:09:22]:
Uh-huh. So I'm like so I moved. Meanwhile, there's people behind me that just wanna get to their seat. Right. And now we're jostling with each other because I didn't find room further down.

Lisa [00:09:33]:
Right. Wow.

Samantha [00:09:34]:
So I'm like, they're trying to get past me, and I'm trying to get past them, and I go back up to the flight attendant, and I said, hi. There is no room back there.

Lisa [00:09:42]:
I need your help. Yeah. You deal with my suitcase.

Samantha [00:09:45]:
So then she leans over. She goes, oh, well, that's a backpack that could that's supposed to be stowed underneath. Excellent. You should move that. Yes. You should move that. So she grabbed the backpack and goes, whose backpack is this? And I'm like, I quickly slipped in my suitcase and got into my seat. Good.

Samantha [00:10:00]:
I was not nice about it.

Lisa [00:10:02]:
Right? I wouldn't be nice about that either. Right? Because that

Samantha [00:10:04]:
I was not nice.

Lisa [00:10:05]:
That's the problem with flying. Right? Is everybody gets to bring everything. I get to bring place for stuff.

Samantha [00:10:11]:
A purse, a backpack, a carry on, 2 tires, a It's too much. Umbrella.

Lisa [00:10:18]:
Right? It's too much. Right? Just just just take your purse and get in your goddamn seat.

Samantha [00:10:25]:
Right. And then I was like, I might I maybe should've been horrified by how loud I was saying. I can't find room for my head. Oh.

Lisa [00:10:33]:
Oh. I would've been horrified, wouldn't I? Would I have been horrified?

Samantha [00:10:36]:
No. But I didn't care because you know what? The whole point of the flight attendant is that they help.

Lisa [00:10:42]:
Right. Right.

Samantha [00:10:43]:
Right? This isn't my plane. This isn't my car. I'm not driving it. It's not your job. It's not my job. Right? It's not my job to drive it.

Lisa [00:10:50]:
I did not I did not invite you onto my plane. No. Right?

Samantha [00:10:54]:
I I paid to fly.

Lisa [00:10:55]:
Right. So you and you're the host. Yeah. So how about how about we host? How about we host? How about we do some hosting now. Right? Oh, but I do need

Samantha [00:11:05]:
to mention that the 2 people that I was sitting beside, it was a lovely uninterrupted flight. It was fine. Right. When we started to get into Saskatchewan and into Saskatoon and we were getting down to land, you could see the flatness. Right? Of course. Farm fields and everything. And the young girl sitting beside me goes, oh my god. It's really flat here.

Lisa [00:11:28]:
Totally is really flat. Right?

Samantha [00:11:31]:
And I just started laughing and I looked over and I go, you guys aren't from here? And she's like, no. And I'm like, where are you from? They're like, we're from Toronto. And I'm like, it's really flat. Yeah. We don't we don't grow we don't grow mountains in

Lisa [00:11:43]:
the middle of the prairies.

Samantha [00:11:44]:
No. She's like, can you see really far? Yes, you can.

Lisa [00:11:48]:
Yes, you can. However, that is a little bit of a stereotype too. But yes, you can. That's too funny. Well, that that's you know what? I don't know. Flying like, back in the day, you you flew and you were like royalty on the plane. Right? Not Now? No. Now nobody cares.

Lisa [00:12:04]:
Nobody

Samantha [00:12:05]:
If you're sitting in an economy, there is no royalty. If you're sitting in business class, then you're royalty.

Lisa [00:12:10]:
Then you're royal. If you're gonna afford business class, then I guess you deserve that. You get the treatment that goes along with it.

Samantha [00:12:15]:
I just loved it when they said, and business class, your toilet is at the front. Everyone else, it's at the back.

Lisa [00:12:22]:
That's the back. The rest of you, lunches losers who can't afford business, at the back. You're gonna get a biscuit and water. We don't even give you a pop. We're gonna give you a biscuit and some pop, treat you like the puppies that you are, and get you to your destination.

Samantha [00:12:40]:
Yeah. I just I'm like, oh my god. That's so funny.

Lisa [00:12:43]:
Right? That's kind of funny. Okay. So I hope that I'm not coming do I sound a little bit cranky today?

Samantha [00:12:49]:
Well, I felt like maybe you were.

Lisa [00:12:52]:
K. Because I'm trying really hard. Right? So I'm working through a few issues. Right? I've got I've got I've got some I got a big issue on my plate that I'm trying to deal with and I don't know. Right? It's it's it's really hard. Right? So so I'm almost 2 weeks into no doughnut in the morning. And I'm gonna be honest, totally honest. Right? I'm doing it.

Lisa [00:13:13]:
I'm doing it. I just go and order my coffee and they look at me and I'm like, Sorry. That extra dollar 75, you're gonna be you're not gonna make off of me today because I'm trying to to not have that doughnut that I love. But I have to be honest, you know, this is where I'm at almost 2 weeks into it. And by 2 weeks, I mean like like like a week. Okay? But in in week 2, just to clarify, right? You're in week 2. I'm in week 2 so I feel like I'm like in I'm almost 2 weeks in. Right? But here's the thing, Samantha.

Lisa [00:13:44]:
Right? There's no joy in my morning. There's no substitute for the donut. I have there there's there's just no substitute for that donut.

Samantha [00:13:56]:
There's not What what did I tell you?

Lisa [00:13:59]:
You told I don't remember. You you were mean.

Samantha [00:14:02]:
I told you it's not the doughnut.

Lisa [00:14:03]:
Yeah. You said it that sounded mean.

Samantha [00:14:05]:
It's not the doughnut. It's not the doughnut. Well, I don't know what it is. I'm not You only have you have a doughnut from Monday to Friday. I know. You eat nothing until you go home and have supper.

Lisa [00:14:17]:
I know. What so weird.

Samantha [00:14:18]:
Possibly be the doughnut. I don't know

Lisa [00:14:20]:
what it can possibly be then. Right? It could be

Samantha [00:14:25]:
the fact it could be the fact that your body's like, she never eats. We're just gonna hang on to everything that's happening. My body sucks.

Lisa [00:14:33]:
I I promise, dear body, I will eat.

Samantha [00:14:36]:
Or it could simply be menopause because in menopause, it's really hard for women to lose weight. I don't know.

Lisa [00:14:42]:
But I feel like I've been going through this for a long, long time. Right? So I'm just saying. So, OMD, you know what I'm doing? When you see me happy and cheery at 9 o'clock in the morning, total faking it. The Oscar for the happy morning person goes to Lisa. Just like you know how you

Samantha [00:14:57]:
need your coffee, I apparently need my doughnut. Okay. So sprinkles? Just get a sprinkle doughnut. Sprinkles? What's a sprinkle doughnut?

Lisa [00:15:04]:
So bad. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna have them on Fridays. Oh, okay. But I think that's just a slippery slope.

Samantha [00:15:11]:
So are you gonna have one on Friday or maybe?

Lisa [00:15:14]:
Right? I would like to I I hope to just have one. However, I bet you I ordered 2, but it's

Samantha [00:15:21]:
been a week since I haven't had one. I think it's gonna be a lot.

Lisa [00:15:25]:
And then all of a sudden, I'm

Samantha [00:15:27]:
making up for lost time in the donut department. Right? And then I'm gonna see then you're gonna hear, like, I had 12 coconut Timbits.

Lisa [00:15:38]:
Right? I took Timbits to work for my friends at work on Friday, box of Timbits. Yeah. Yes. It's yes. Also because I appreciate them, but it was so good I could eat Timbits and not feel bad.

Samantha [00:15:50]:
Oh, god.

Lisa [00:15:51]:
Right? Hidden meaning. Everything. Uh-huh.

Samantha [00:15:54]:
Faking it. Total faking.

Lisa [00:15:58]:
I'll keep you posted. Uh-huh. Okay. Alright. Pull my hair out.

Samantha [00:16:03]:
Mhmm. Right? I feel sorry for you.

Lisa [00:16:06]:
I feel sorry for me too.

Samantha [00:16:08]:
I feel like you should just be

Lisa [00:16:10]:
playing the role, she doesn't feel sorry. She's happy. Right? How's how's the day going with donuts with no donut? It's perfect. I love it. Loving life with no donuts.

Samantha [00:16:21]:
Alright. You are so weird. Just do it. Just eat a donut, god.

Lisa [00:16:26]:
No. Listen. I need can you be

Samantha [00:16:28]:
my supportive friend for once?

Lisa [00:16:31]:
How about So why Rawrah. Way to go, Lisa.

Samantha [00:16:34]:
Okay. Way to go, Lisa, for not giving yourself any joy.

Lisa [00:16:37]:
Right. Right. For for having no pleasure in your life right now. Gotta find pleasure in other places, and that's not very pleasurable.

Samantha [00:16:47]:
Okay. Let's not go down that road.

Lisa [00:16:50]:
I'd hi, dirty minded Sam. I wasn't going down any road. Right? I wasn't going down any road at all. Yeah.

Samantha [00:16:58]:
But you know what road I'm gonna go down?

Lisa [00:17:00]:
I know where you're going.

Samantha [00:17:01]:
It's the Friday dinner. I was there.

Lisa [00:17:04]:
It was not good.

Samantha [00:17:04]:
Last Friday was not pretty.

Lisa [00:17:07]:
Right. It was not

Samantha [00:17:08]:
I was not taking any guff from anybody. Oh my god. You were like, I

Lisa [00:17:12]:
felt that you didn't have your morning donut.

Samantha [00:17:16]:
I actually didn't care. So that and it's probably my my,

Lisa [00:17:22]:
code and your words backed it up.

Samantha [00:17:24]:
Nope. Only to one person.

Lisa [00:17:26]:
Touch embarrassing, friends of the podcast, for me.

Samantha [00:17:28]:
No. It was not embarrassing. It was a little curt. No. You know what? You deserved curt? Because I was done. Because we had been waiting for 5 minutes. Over 5, actually. Probably 7.

Samantha [00:17:41]:
Probably 10.

Lisa [00:17:42]:
Well, okay still.

Samantha [00:17:43]:
Right? And nobody was paying it. People 3 servers walked around us and nobody paid attention to us. I know. I know. Because we apparently were in no man's land, and we're put there by this by the hostess. We didn't sit there. She offered the table to us, so we took it.

Lisa [00:18:00]:
We took it. So Took it.

Samantha [00:18:03]:
It was their fault. Yeah. And I didn't love that about them. And you let them know.

Lisa [00:18:07]:
Mhmm. You just shared how you were feeling.

Samantha [00:18:11]:
And then we we get the gentleman we've been getting lately, and he's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's very, loosey goosey with his serving.

Lisa [00:18:22]:
It's

Samantha [00:18:22]:
fine. Works for him. He could not handle his section.

Lisa [00:18:26]:
And he the panic the panic all over his weird little face was just kinda like, I swear to god, in between things, he was going and throwing up. I think he was violently ill.

Samantha [00:18:40]:
And then and then the most horrible thing that could happen happened to me. Happened to you.

Lisa [00:18:46]:
And you know what it was, friends of

Samantha [00:18:47]:
the podcast? She got a shitty ass steak serve. And I never order steak.

Lisa [00:18:52]:
Never. She never because

Samantha [00:18:53]:
I have I've always I always get a bad experience.

Lisa [00:18:57]:
This is what Sam's Samantha's theory is. I don't eat steak because every time I eat steak, I'm just disappointed. Okay. Well, every now and

Samantha [00:19:04]:
then I'm like, you got to get back in. And I was.

Lisa [00:19:07]:
Yet you were. Yes. You were.

Samantha [00:19:10]:
Like a skinny burnt turd. It was dryer. It was drier than the Sahara Desert.

Lisa [00:19:15]:
Yeah. It was

Samantha [00:19:16]:
It was way more than medium.

Lisa [00:19:18]:
Like, I wonder if it was a wiener just burnt.

Samantha [00:19:21]:
Oh my god. It just looked it was horrendous. Yeah. And so I felt bad for our server. I felt bad for him. Because he did And he and he was like, okay. I'll go get another one. So he took my plate.

Samantha [00:19:35]:
Yep. Or no. He said, okay. I'll take care of it. And did you take my plate?

Lisa [00:19:41]:
I think he took your plate.

Samantha [00:19:42]:
Or was it Tayah that took the plate?

Lisa [00:19:44]:
I don't remember which one. Someone took your plate.

Samantha [00:19:46]:
Then our favorite girl who hasn't we haven't seen for a while comes up and goes, did he take care of it? And I said,

Lisa [00:19:54]:
I I'm not sure. We think he's trying.

Samantha [00:19:56]:
Oh, we think he's trying. She's like, it's okay. I'll I'll go figure it out. I'm like, okay. Great. That'd be great. And then I did get my food back.

Lisa [00:20:04]:
And then you didn't eat it.

Samantha [00:20:05]:
It was better. No. Because I was full. Because I'd eaten part the part, like, partial food from the previous plate.

Lisa [00:20:12]:
And the only part of that second plate that she wanted more than anything else was the carrot that I stole.

Samantha [00:20:18]:
Yeah. You stole my carrot.

Lisa [00:20:19]:
Stole the carrot. I'm like, I want that carrot.

Samantha [00:20:21]:
Stupid boob.

Lisa [00:20:22]:
Well, you already had

Samantha [00:20:23]:
one. No. But it was really good. It's your you chose not to have them.

Lisa [00:20:27]:
I know, but I realized that that carrot was really good. I would eat just the carrots, but they're never gonna go to all that trouble for me. Just never gonna happen. Yeah. So bad so bad. Yeah.

Samantha [00:20:38]:
It was not a great it was and you know what? I don't like sending back my food. I really don't.

Lisa [00:20:42]:
No. You're not typically that girl.

Samantha [00:20:43]:
I'm not typically that person, but then I thought, you know what? I'm paying a lot of money for this steak. Yeah. It's a $40 stake.

Lisa [00:20:49]:
$40 turd on the plate. On the plate. Like, it totally looked like a cat turd.

Samantha [00:20:55]:
Yes. So that is that is why we had our Facebook post.

Lisa [00:20:59]:
Like, totally. In case you're wondering where that stemmed from. Right? Okay. But here, I got good news. I got good news. I got good news. Good news. Good news.

Lisa [00:21:07]:
Good news. Good news. So, so so I I had a, an online appointment with the doctor. Oh. Yeah. Right? It was really good. Right? Because sometimes they still do that. Right? So an online appointment with the doctor, and it was very informative.

Lisa [00:21:22]:
Right? Back and forth, kinda. Just informative. I was just curious. Right? Asking about, you know, how do you know when your menopause is ending? And, doctor Google replied back and and and said that, there's checklists you can go to. Right?

Samantha [00:21:39]:
Okay. So you didn't actually have a doctor's appointment. You were talking to Google. Yeah. Doctor. Google. Right? Not Doctor. Google.

Lisa [00:21:47]:
Well, for this it was a medical question that I was inquiring about. So I felt since Google knows everything, I felt he probably is a doctor somehow. Right? Uh-huh. So my question was, when does my menopause when is it over? Right? So he sent me to a link. And at that link was a checklist. I took the checklist, Samantha, and guess what? Pretty sure I'm through it. Just waiting for my participation trophy. Right? Just waiting for the trophy to

Samantha [00:22:16]:
say been there and done that. Been there, seen it. Been there, seen there, done it. Mic drop. I'm like, thank you, doctor Google. Please explain what why you think that you are now through menopause.

Lisa [00:22:28]:
Because I don't have a period. I don't really get the hot flashes, and I'm typically not moody and grumpy.

Samantha [00:22:41]:
I'm like Unless she doesn't have her cocktail sprinkled on.

Lisa [00:22:45]:
Right? And that's different. But I just thought, hey, check, check, check. I feel I'm dumb

Samantha [00:22:50]:
like that. Oh, yeah. Okay, Lisa. Right?

Lisa [00:22:52]:
You can't do that. You can't check that off because you are moody and grumpy. Yeah. Right? So you are not through menopause. I am through menopause. Uh-huh. Okay. Alright.

Lisa [00:23:06]:
So any day now I should be getting the participation trophy.

Samantha [00:23:09]:
Well, this

Lisa [00:23:09]:
Probably this diploma. Maybe something

Samantha [00:23:11]:
I can post on my wall. Please share with the rest of us, Lisa. Friends of the podcast, I'm sure you would love to see the participation trophy.

Lisa [00:23:18]:
So for all you women who wondered when your menopause is done, those are the three things right there. No period, no mood

Samantha [00:23:25]:
swings No hot flash.

Lisa [00:23:25]:
And no hot flash. Right? You can't even say brain fog, right? Because that just goes with aging, so that's totally different.

Samantha [00:23:33]:
Well, brain fog is still one of the signs. Right?

Lisa [00:23:36]:
But, you know what? It applies to other things, so it actually didn't make the checklist. Why are you questioning doctor Google? Why are you doing this? Why? Like, again, why can't you just be happy for me?

Samantha [00:23:45]:
It's doctor Google. It's not a real doctor.

Lisa [00:23:49]:
Well, somebody's given that checklist, then he's a doctor.

Samantha [00:23:53]:
Oh.

Lisa [00:23:54]:
Right? The checklist isn't written for by you. That's really wrong. It's written by real people. Mhmm.

Samantha [00:24:00]:
And they probably have, like, a medical degree. Probably, maybe, potentially. Right. Here's hoping.

Lisa [00:24:08]:
Crocs is hoping. Right? And if not, I feel too.

Samantha [00:24:13]:
Oh. I I

Lisa [00:24:14]:
check off the boxes. Oh my god. Right? I I I I hear some resentment and some bitterness.

Samantha [00:24:21]:
Is it because you always have to be first with everything? Is that why you're like, see, Sam, I'm better than you. I'm over it now. You're still stuck in purgatory. Whatever. Right.

Lisa [00:24:34]:
You would do the exact same thing, but you're never first. I'm always first.

Samantha [00:24:42]:
Oh my god. It's not a race, Lisa, to get to the end of menopause.

Lisa [00:24:45]:
Well, guess what? Woo hoo.

Samantha [00:24:47]:
I feel good. After you Menopause can last for a long time.

Lisa [00:24:50]:
Yeah. Well, for me, apparently, it didn't. I guess it didn't. I feel like it's not. I feel like it's not, Samantha. Sorry. Yay for me. Boo for you.

Samantha [00:25:03]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:25:03]:
I'm still here to support you. I will let you know. I I can I can be your phone a friend and, yep, mhmm, you're still in it? No. I'm not

Samantha [00:25:12]:
coming to you for advice.

Lisa [00:25:13]:
I can be your adviser. Alright? We can have those talks. Right? I can tell if you're having a hot flash. I don't even we don't even have to talk. I just

Samantha [00:25:22]:
I I don't need your help. Well,

Lisa [00:25:25]:
apparently, you do because you're not done menopause yet.

Samantha [00:25:28]:
There's nothing I can do about it. My body just decides what it wants to do.

Lisa [00:25:32]:
Well, my body chose to like me a little bit quicker.

Samantha [00:25:35]:
Your body was like, I'm done with you, you skinny bitch.

Lisa [00:25:39]:
Right? We're done. We're gonna give you a muffin top and call it a day.

Samantha [00:25:43]:
That you can never get rid of. Even if you get rid of sprinkle donuts.

Lisa [00:25:47]:
Right. You get rid of your sprinkle donuts, get rid of your menopause, you're gonna keep that that that's your participation trophy. It's your muffin top. So every day, I look down. I'm like, thanks for coming. Yep. You know? Oh, well. You gotta get lucky like that.

Lisa [00:26:01]:
That's there's some every now and then, people deserve a break.

Samantha [00:26:05]:
But you know you know what I noticed about you on Friday when we were out? And I don't know why I didn't notice this before. Oh. But you're like I'm

Lisa [00:26:12]:
gonna be mad? Am I gonna be mad?

Samantha [00:26:14]:
Well, I believe I looked at you and go, hey, freckles. How's my I have freckles. Oh, my God. Your face is, like, covered, and I have I'm like, where did your pasty white skin go,

Lisa [00:26:28]:
you old lady? It got tanned this year. This year I got a tan.

Samantha [00:26:33]:
I was so surprised where you like, there was no old lady white skin happening.

Lisa [00:26:37]:
It's just tanned, freckly skin. And you're like freckle, freckle, freckle, freckle, freckle. I know. Right? I'm like

Samantha [00:26:43]:
our friend Roxy Roller. Just all freckly. So crazy.

Lisa [00:26:49]:
I know. Because that was that's that's that those are beauty marks. The sun said my good lord said, Lisa, in your 55th year, not only are we gonna end your menopause, we're gonna make you even prettier.

Samantha [00:27:00]:
We're gonna give you freckles.

Lisa [00:27:01]:
We're gonna give you freckles and make you beautiful. Right.

Samantha [00:27:10]:
I swear to God. We land in Toronto, and this woman immediately becomes allergic to the world around her. I kid you not, friends of the podcast. I kid you not. All of a sudden, she was snuffle up against

Lisa [00:27:23]:
I know.

Samantha [00:27:23]:
And coughing and sneezing and using her dirty Kleenex every 5 seconds.

Lisa [00:27:29]:
I'm amazed I keep going back to Ontario.

Samantha [00:27:31]:
Well, and then I'm just thinking, like, is it because you're, like, is it because you're closer to the sun in Ontario, and all of a sudden, you got freckly, freckly face happening.

Lisa [00:27:42]:
I don't know. Right? We had that one day where I was all freckled up. Freckles came out to play.

Samantha [00:27:48]:
I don't know. It's just, like, super strange. I'm just staring at you and going, when the fuck did that happen? I know.

Lisa [00:27:53]:
Right? And I leave you

Samantha [00:27:54]:
I leave you for a week and a half and this is what happens to you?

Lisa [00:27:58]:
I found the freckles. Right? Anytime there was sun, I was out there in it somehow. Right? Even if it was just for a few minutes. But you know what the funny thing is? Here's the family mystery. Right? None of us are like, my family, we were not freckly people, but my uncle Jack is. So not only do I have his his stubby little hands, I have his freckly face and his freckly arms. So you basically say

Samantha [00:28:21]:
you have man parts. Is that what you're saying? Apparently.

Lisa [00:28:24]:
I have some man genes in me, I guess.

Samantha [00:28:26]:
Man hands.

Lisa [00:28:28]:
Got man they're just like little man hands. Right? They're not very pretty they're like man. They'd be good looking man hands, but but they belittle. But they belittle. They belittle. They belittle. Alright. But speaking of hands

Samantha [00:28:41]:
Oh, okay.

Lisa [00:28:41]:
Speaking of hands, right? You make fun of my old lady white skin that I have and don't have sometimes, right? Uh-huh. I read an article. Do we need to de age our hands? I was looking at your hands and

Samantha [00:28:53]:
I thought, maybe you do. Right? How are

Lisa [00:28:57]:
how are your hands looking?

Samantha [00:28:59]:
Well, right now I look dehydrated and, like, I need some lotion. And so do you.

Lisa [00:29:04]:
Yeah. So that means we need to de age our hands. We're not using the potion on our hands. We're not drinking enough. Right? We're not drinking enough. You know? Because and our hands are gonna pay the price.

Samantha [00:29:17]:
No. Yeah. It's it's either the neck and the and the and the waddle and the chest. Yeah. Right? Or it's the hands. Yeah.

Lisa [00:29:25]:
And the I feel our hands are I feel we need to do some de aging on those guys.

Samantha [00:29:31]:
And and I don't know. Did doctor Google have a suggestion?

Lisa [00:29:36]:
I just read the article, looked at my hands, and thought, oh, fuck. Really? I knew that I had, like like I know we got our we got our flaps.

Samantha [00:29:45]:
Yes. We got the flaps. Right?

Lisa [00:29:46]:
And I know that our skin becomes a little bit more different looking. Yes. Right? Like on the underneath of your skin, like, I can I see, like, my nana's arm underneath arm? Right? I'm like, that's nana's that's nana skin right now. Like, that's when we start noticing all the all of our things. Right? Yes. I agree.

Samantha [00:30:05]:
I didn't plan on hands. You know what? I think if the one thing that we potentially can redirect or correct might be the hands, Lisa, so we should really look into that.

Lisa [00:30:16]:
I think it's just lotion. I think it's just lotion. You know

Samantha [00:30:20]:
who would probably know? Michelle, the HHG, our best friend. She

Lisa [00:30:24]:
ever comes home from Alaska. Comes home from Alaska, we can ask.

Samantha [00:30:33]:
We're not even sure if she's still alive because she I don't

Lisa [00:30:36]:
even know.

Samantha [00:30:36]:
She's not texting. Right. She's not answering things.

Lisa [00:30:39]:
Not answering things. Although, like, just like she's at home, actually. I'm just saying it's weird. She's been gone a long, long time.

Samantha [00:30:50]:
Yeah. Maybe the friends of the podcast have suggestions of what we can do with our old lady hands. Maybe.

Lisa [00:30:55]:
I bet you just lotion. Right? I don't know. Drink more. I'm drinking, like, a Gatorade. Look at you go.

Samantha [00:31:04]:
Hey, Gatorade. Would you like to sponsor our podcast?

Lisa [00:31:08]:
Right? It's 0 calories, and it is berry delicious. Oh, berry delicious. Berry delicious. And I've just enjoyed a pomegranate one too. Helps with your electrolytes, Samantha. It's good for old gals like us. That's where they need they need the old gal Gatorade. Like, old gal it should just be called old gal Gator.

Lisa [00:31:27]:
Right? Right? Or Gator Gals, something like that. Gator Gals. Yeah. Gator Gals. And it's for old ladies because it keeps me hydrated. There you go.

Samantha [00:31:36]:
And I hate water. Yes. You do.

Lisa [00:31:38]:
Right? So look at this Gatorade.

Samantha [00:31:40]:
Glug glug. Very good. Very good. Right? Or we could go for Canada Dry. Oh. Come on, Canada Dry. I love your club soda and I love your ginger ale.

Lisa [00:31:55]:
Right. Let's drink Canada Dry. Old ladies drink club soda. Right? Old ladies drink club soda. Not this one because I'm not a burper.

Samantha [00:32:05]:
No. You're oh, god. Please don't.

Lisa [00:32:07]:
Right? I'm not a burper. I'm not a burper.

Samantha [00:32:09]:
No. Don't. Okay. So we need to talk about sleeping. Are you not sleeping again? No. I discovered on my holiday, the one nap that I took was quite refreshing. Why are naps sometimes better than a normal sleep?

Lisa [00:32:28]:
Naps are the work of the devil. They're totally the work of the devil. That's why I remember when I had my heart attack and I remember I'd have to go for my nap, number 1, it felt like punishment. Number 2, I kept the lights on so I didn't enjoy it as much. Right? And I slept every day for my nap with the lights on. Right? Because I'm not gonna enjoy this nap because I know as I get better, it's gonna be taken away. Right? And that's all that happens. Right?

Samantha [00:32:54]:
Yes. That's true. That's very true.

Lisa [00:32:55]:
They are. It's a deeper nap. It's a deeper it's like it's like your REM in a in, like, an hour.

Samantha [00:33:02]:
Yeah. It's just it's so refreshing.

Lisa [00:33:06]:
Yeah. No. It's the work of the devil. It's fake. It's fake. They're tricking you. You get refreshed. You think you're good.

Lisa [00:33:12]:
You go and overdo it and then you're kickass tired. But but yet you can't sleep because guess what? I had a 2 hour nap. Right? Right? Mm-mm. Right. That's when you get your sleepiest at, like, 3 o'clock in the afternoon because it's prime time to screw up your sleep. I go and have a nap from 3 to 4:30. Oh, and then I'm gonna eat and then I'm gonna have a bad sleep. Uh-uh.

Lisa [00:33:34]:
Not so fast, devil. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Samantha [00:33:38]:
Uh-uh. But I shake my head at that. I shake my head that it is a better sleep than a regular sleep.

Lisa [00:33:44]:
Yeah. I shake my head at that too.

Samantha [00:33:45]:
I shake my head because I'm like

Lisa [00:33:47]:
Makes sense.

Samantha [00:33:47]:
How does our body know that?

Lisa [00:33:49]:
I know. Right?

Samantha [00:33:51]:
Andrea, smart people of the friends of the podcast.

Lisa [00:33:54]:
Yeah. Right? And there's lots of you. You're all really you're way smarter than us.

Samantha [00:33:59]:
Because we don't look up anything.

Lisa [00:34:00]:
Nothing. I'm sure we could Google this answer, but we're not but we don't.

Samantha [00:34:04]:
Why why are naps better?

Lisa [00:34:06]:
Why are naps better?

Samantha [00:34:08]:
Please explain. Please explain. Right? Yes. And while you're thinking about work

Lisa [00:34:12]:
of the devil.

Samantha [00:34:13]:
It's the work of the devil. And while people are thinking about that, we're gonna take a break.

Lisa [00:34:20]:
Alright. So we agree it's the work of the devil. Right? I'm not doing the naps. I'm not doing the naps. But here's something else. You just shook your head. I gotta shake my head. And it's I'm gonna say it's at you, but it's not.

Lisa [00:34:31]:
It's it's something you post on one of our socials. Right? But the single space is no longer needed after the or no. What is the period? You you put a period at the end of the sentence if you're if you're on your computer and you don't

Samantha [00:34:44]:
need a double space after. Not anymore.

Lisa [00:34:47]:
I shake my head at that. Those is that the work of the millennials? They snuck in and changed the rule?

Samantha [00:34:55]:
They're changing rules about everything.

Lisa [00:34:57]:
We do not we are not that lazy that to hit the space bar two times now has become something we have to rewrite.

Samantha [00:35:03]:
I know. Apparently, it is though.

Lisa [00:35:04]:
I still do it. It looks bad. It looks better with 2. It looks nicer. It's more pleasing to the eye. But I shake my head at that rule.

Samantha [00:35:13]:
I just I don't know, Lisa. It's just what's happening.

Lisa [00:35:16]:
I thought it was 1 after a comma, 2 after a period.

Samantha [00:35:20]:
1 after a comma, 2 after a period. That's how we learnt in typing

Lisa [00:35:23]:
class. In

Samantha [00:35:23]:
typing class.

Lisa [00:35:24]:
Right? Right back in typing. Oh my god.

Samantha [00:35:27]:
Yes. Back in the archaic times when, yeah, still I'd take up typing class. And we took that typing class and all we thought was this is stupid. I'm never gonna need this. But I can I to this day, when I'm typing on the keyboard, I do not need to look at my fingers? I know where my fingers are going.

Lisa [00:35:43]:
I know. Right? But yet yet when too bad you can't apply that to when you text because you are a one finger texter. I am both thumbs. No.

Samantha [00:35:51]:
Like, I can't do that. It just feels weird.

Lisa [00:35:53]:
I need there to be a championship. World's fastest texter. I'm sure it's me. I am fast. Right? These two thumbs, they got the juice.

Samantha [00:36:09]:
They got the juice. Thank god you were born with thumbs, Lisa.

Lisa [00:36:12]:
It's like steroid thumbs. Here they go. Message done. Right? I tell you. Oh my god. It's so crazy. But yeah. So I shake my head at the fact that we're changing things.

Lisa [00:36:23]:
Right? We're changing things up. K. But okay. Okay. So I don't always love toast primarily because of the crust. Yes. However, I like peanut butter and jam on toast Uh-huh. Because I like to be 5.

Lisa [00:36:42]:
Here's my question for you, Samantha. K? Mhmm. Deep it's deep, deep question because that's how I roll. Let's say you're making toast and using peanut butter and jam. Do you clean the knife in between? You're thinking about it. I feel I already have the idea.

Samantha [00:37:05]:
I'm thinking about it. That, I probably use my finger to, like, swipe the knife if it's peanut butter, because I usually do peanut butter first, and then you do the jam after. I wonder Or I'm licking it.

Lisa [00:37:19]:
I wonder when we started swiping the knife with our fingers, or when we started licking the utensil.

Samantha [00:37:28]:
I live by myself. Look at me. That's how I roll.

Lisa [00:37:32]:
And yet you want me to believe you would never drink milk from a carton. I don't. Well, it's because you don't probably have milk.

Samantha [00:37:39]:
I don't have milk, actually. Right.

Lisa [00:37:40]:
That would be why or else you probably would. No. I don't. Right? I literally I do it, and then I take a piece of paper towel and I clean it off, and then I do the jam. You know why? Because I'm not

Samantha [00:37:52]:
a monster. Are you the fucking queen or what?

Lisa [00:37:55]:
Like, I just you don't want it. Like, if I wanted my peanut butter and jam mixed together, I'd buy it like that. I don't want chunks of this. Because what about the day that I just want peanut butter?

Samantha [00:38:04]:
Do you remember when they did that? It's horrible. Do you remember that day when they mixed jam and peanut butter together in the same jar?

Lisa [00:38:12]:
And the world hated it. And the world hated it. Because the world doesn't need it to be mixed. I'm gonna do the mixing.

Samantha [00:38:19]:
It was so funny they did that. It was horrible.

Lisa [00:38:22]:
I'm the mixer of the peanut butter and jam.

Samantha [00:38:25]:
Uh-huh. But apparently I don't have the same etiquette as you do when it comes to making peanut butter and jam.

Lisa [00:38:31]:
No. I was making some the other day and all I thought was, I wonder what Samantha does. If I'm Samantha right now, what am I doing? I didn't envision I didn't envision you licking it, actually. I envisioned And it were

Samantha [00:38:42]:
it was like irritant finger.

Lisa [00:38:44]:
And then licking your finger. I didn't I totally Delightful. Right? So you caught me off guard by saying that you lick the knife.

Samantha [00:38:50]:
Or I just do a little extra swoop swoop on the toast. Yep. Clean enough and I dig around in

Lisa [00:38:56]:
the gym. Oh, so you're jammed. So if I was coming over, not that I ever would because I don't know where you live to go there, but say I was like, hey. I'm gonna stop in and visit Sam for breakfast.

Samantha [00:39:05]:
Oh, god. No. And you

Lisa [00:39:06]:
know what? I'm gonna just quickly explain this. Friends of the podcast, this is your first episode. I used to know where Sam lived. Don't act 2 homes ago. Two homes ago, I knew where Sam lived. Then she moved into her second last home, and, no, I did not know. No. Now she's in her her newer home, and I still do not know.

Lisa [00:39:27]:
No clue. No clue. Right? No clue. Yeah. Don't call on me for an emergency. I can't help you. I could be your phone a friend but I cannot actually come and physically help you. I will interrupt your old parents to you.

Samantha [00:39:40]:
Alright. Calm your

Lisa [00:39:41]:
tits. I'm just saying. Right? So I bet you're it's a horrible saying too, but that coming from somebody who licks the knife and lets their peanut butter amalgamate together.

Samantha [00:39:53]:
No. I'm throwing it out to the friends of the podcast. Guys, how do you deal with peanut butter and jam on bread toast or whatever? Maybe they I need to hear the friends of the podcast. Okay. I need to hear them tell me, I'm just

Lisa [00:40:08]:
a uh-uh. And I'm gonna be like,

Samantha [00:40:11]:
I need just a vacation.

Lisa [00:40:13]:
Yeah. You totally do. You totally do. You totally do. People only knew. People only knew.

Samantha [00:40:19]:
But speaking of my rough exterior Uh-huh. That's I got recognized from the Billy Idol concert we went to a couple weeks ago.

Lisa [00:40:28]:
How how did that happen?

Samantha [00:40:30]:
Okay. I'm setting the scene, folks. Friends of the podcast, lend me your ears. I because, you know, I got a chip in my new windshield. Yes. You did.

Lisa [00:40:40]:
Yes. You did.

Samantha [00:40:41]:
And I thought there was a big one and a small one, but, apparently, the big one was grime. Oh, nice. That was funny. But there was a little baby chip. So we took care of the baby chip, and he's doing his thing. He's lovely university kid, you know, outside at the, you know, those places that you can go to in the parking lots. And he's chatting, we're talking. And all of a sudden, he's, like, doing something to the windshield, and he he he says to me, he goes, were you at the Billy Idol concert a couple weeks ago? I'm like, yes.

Samantha [00:41:10]:
I was. Were you working? Because me, I'm thinking you're way too young to go to a Billy Idol

Lisa [00:41:15]:
concert. Totally.

Samantha [00:41:16]:
I'm like, were you working there? And he's like, no. He goes, oh, no. He goes, I went. I went with my dad or my brother. And I'm like, oh, cool. I go, yeah. I was really impressed with Billy Idol, and all I kept thinking was, there was a lot of people there. Oh.

Samantha [00:41:28]:
There was a lot of people there. I'm like, how the hell did you recognize me Right. In a crowd full of people.

Lisa [00:41:36]:
Because you're recognizable. We found that out in Collingwood, Ontario. Yes. Sweet. Right? Girl I went to high school with, but my back was towards her, comes up and says, oh, my god. It's you. Yeah. I'm like talking to Sam.

Lisa [00:41:52]:
Right? Right? Shout out to Deb. Right?

Samantha [00:41:55]:
Oh my god. That was so funny. And I'm, like, I don't know who you are.

Lisa [00:41:59]:
And then I turned around. I'm, like, oh my god. How awesome was that to see her? Right? Shout out to Deb.

Samantha [00:42:04]:
Yeah. But,

Lisa [00:42:04]:
right, you must be recognizable.

Samantha [00:42:07]:
I don't know. Maybe it was just because we were the only people in our section that actually stood up for the concert.

Lisa [00:42:12]:
Right. And then sat down because we were getting, like, stink eyed. Yeah. I'm like,

Samantha [00:42:18]:
could you please sit down? Okay. Okay. Okay.

Lisa [00:42:20]:
That's cool. Good. That's cool. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to get I have to change my look up then.

Samantha [00:42:26]:
Oh, well, you know what? Once you get that dark hair back

Lisa [00:42:29]:
I think that's the thing. Right? You're in like Flynn. Right? It's it's I don't look enough like me right now with my blonde hair.

Samantha [00:42:35]:
You're just you're too, summer Barbie. You're too too summer Barbie.

Lisa [00:42:40]:
Malibu? I'd be Malibu McIntyre right now if

Samantha [00:42:43]:
I was a summer barbecue Barbie. Yes. You're summer barbecue.

Lisa [00:42:47]:
Be a summer barbecue. K. Well, listen.

Samantha [00:42:50]:
Oh my god.

Lisa [00:42:50]:
I got food on the mind. Right? Riddle me this, would you please? Yes. Why is it now? I get that we did it during COVID, but now we're not really in. I get there's still COVID. Let me clarify before people start typing. I get that there's still COVID. But why, when you have food left over at the restaurant, do they bring us the container to deal with? Oh, yes. They used to take wait and do it for you.

Lisa [00:43:21]:
Remember, you'll come back like, I know I'm a beautiful little swan or something. Right?

Samantha [00:43:26]:
No. Not anymore. It's now up to you to divvy up your food if you've chosen not to eat at all.

Lisa [00:43:30]:
Right. So so so the phrase doggy bag doesn't quite exist the same way. And then it made me shake my head because I'm like, why am I the doggy bag doer? Why am I the doggy bag doer when I'm already paying I already own the food, actually.

Samantha [00:43:47]:
Yes. Well, that's why you're dealing with the food then because it's yours.

Lisa [00:43:51]:
Yeah. But it was mine the minute I ordered it.

Samantha [00:43:53]:
So do you feel like them putting your food into a doggy bag is part of the service that you should be getting?

Lisa [00:43:58]:
Part of the service. Mhmm. I feel that they should I first off, I feel it's nasty that we're all just sitting at the table with our plates, our dirty old plate, and our knife and fork, and we're just scraping shit into a into a into a container. I think that's could be the garbage pail. Right? Yeah. Type of idea. I think it's nasty. That that's so visual.

Lisa [00:44:21]:
Right? Like your leftover food being scraped. That's a bad that's a visual I don't love. I feel it should be done out of my sight.

Samantha [00:44:30]:
I don't think that's ever gonna happen again.

Lisa [00:44:32]:
No. Because now, apparently, I'll do that too. And and then and then how about I tip you for that? Just saying. I'm just saying. I don't know. I'm I don't think I'm the I don't think I'm the doggy bag doer.

Samantha [00:44:46]:
No. I don't I don't think we should be the doggy bag doer. But it has changed and COVID changed that. Totally.

Lisa [00:44:51]:
So so so dear the world, can we go back to some rules that we used to not have before COVID? Because guess what? We don't have a pandemic on anymore. We now just suck it up

Samantha [00:45:00]:
and move on. We suck it up. Yes. That's exactly what we're doing. Right?

Lisa [00:45:04]:
We're just sucking it up and moving on.

Samantha [00:45:07]:
I do need to mention I do need to mention strange a strange town name

Lisa [00:45:13]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:45:13]:
That I came across when I was in New Jersey. K? It made me gonna go, It's called Tuckahoe. Tuckahoe? Tuck. Fuck. Tuck. Okay.

Lisa [00:45:28]:
My hearing's starting to go, remember?

Samantha [00:45:29]:
Oh my god. Right. Tuckahoe Tuckahoe. New Jersey.

Lisa [00:45:33]:
I thought it was Tuckahoe.

Samantha [00:45:34]:
No. Tuckahoe. And I was just like, that is just a very bizarre name for a town. And I That's right. And I was, like, is there some sort of meaning behind it? Because I'm seriously shaking my head at somebody who would name their town Tuckahoe. Now if it has, like, a meaning behind it, okay. Great. Right.

Samantha [00:45:55]:
Maybe you should put that on the sign. This is why we named it Tuckahoe.

Lisa [00:45:58]:
Maybe. Maybe you should. Right? Maybe you should. Maybe you should do that for sure.

Samantha [00:46:02]:
I don't know. But I was just like but we have strange names here in in Saskatchewan.

Lisa [00:46:07]:
Well, there's lots. Right? Like Vineyard. Like, there's just like, most names are weird. Yes. Right? Like, most names are weird. And then they got changed to be less weird. And then there's Regina

Samantha [00:46:20]:
who will never live down that it sounds

Lisa [00:46:22]:
like vagina. Right? Right? And then and then what's that one that they say, can you smell the rape?

Samantha [00:46:29]:
Oh. Right? That's, that's Is that

Lisa [00:46:33]:
There's there's there's a town. Is it bigger? No. I don't think it's bigger. There's a town in Saskatchewan, friends, then they grow, what's that what is it that they're growing? That yellow seed? Canola. Canola. Right? And and they say, can you smell the rape? Because that's what I guess canola is another word for.

Samantha [00:46:54]:
We need to make sure that people understand that it

Lisa [00:46:57]:
it's not a it's not a horrible act.

Samantha [00:46:59]:
It's a no. It's a beautiful plant. Right?

Lisa [00:47:03]:
But I don't remember. Is it Melfort? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Because, again, right, we don't fact check.

Samantha [00:47:09]:
We don't fact check. And, obviously, living here as long as we have, we have never gone there. And it's

Lisa [00:47:15]:
like that that phrase is on their sign. Right? So it's so there's just weirdness. There's there's just weirdness, Samantha. Right? There is weirdness. I don't know. I need to talk about the weirdness that is the Duggars. Oh. The Duggars are back.

Samantha [00:47:34]:
That's a whole level of crazy, though.

Lisa [00:47:36]:
That's like a just when you think you know crazy, you find out that they have a parking garage, right, that they can drive into and be crazier. Right? So the crazy Duggars, they're back at it. There's fighting. They're fighting again. Fight by fight. They are fighting. Apparently, Jana Duggar, who I thought Jana Duggar was kinda like the old maid, like like, they just were like Yeah. He was she was not, like, sidearming or, like, hand holding or anything ever, right, during the show.

Lisa [00:48:04]:
21,000,000 kids and counting. Apparently, Jana Duggar got married. And Jill Duggar, who's one of the big Duggars, like the higher up Duggar sisters, high up in the

Samantha [00:48:17]:
chain Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:48:19]:
Wasn't in the wedding party. Why is that a big deal? Because she's really, really close to to to Jana. And so she wanna be

Samantha [00:48:28]:
maybe she didn't wanna be in it.

Lisa [00:48:30]:
She wasn't asked to be in it. She wasn't asked, so that's the controversy. But here's the thing. Maybe do we need to cut Jana Duggar some slack? Because maybe Jana Duggar just forgot all of her sisters' names. Like, maybe she said that maybe she asked all of them and thought, oh, shit. I'm sure there's 1 or 2 I'm missing, but there's 22,000,000 and counting. Right? Every girl's name with a j. I thought I went to them all, but I might have missed Jill.

Lisa [00:48:57]:
Right? The obvious Duggar. Right?

Samantha [00:49:01]:
I I think that

Lisa [00:49:02]:
How do you remember every name when you're a Duggar?

Samantha [00:49:05]:
Maybe she just didn't want that many bridesmaids and didn't wanna didn't really think Jill would care. Maybe?

Lisa [00:49:10]:
She has 21,000,000 sisters. She does. A lot of that's that's a big wedding party. Right? Because then he's gonna have 21,000,000 brothers. Right? Because they're all from big families, these guys are. Right? So I'm just saying. Right?

Samantha [00:49:30]:
Oh my god. That Duggar stuff is just crazy. Well, she didn't think she was ever gonna get married, I think.

Lisa [00:49:36]:
No. I know. And I'm sure she's only, like, 30.

Samantha [00:49:38]:
Like, she's not old. Or is she 36? No.

Lisa [00:49:42]:
No. 36.

Samantha [00:49:43]:
30? Maybe she's 30.

Lisa [00:49:44]:
I don't know. She's let's we know she's not 40.

Samantha [00:49:48]:
And, again, if only we fact checked.

Lisa [00:49:50]:
Volley, we fact checked.

Samantha [00:49:53]:
Oh my god. As we talk about pop culture, and we know nothing about it. We know nothing about it.

Lisa [00:49:58]:
We just know the names. And it was And we know But it was in the it was

Samantha [00:50:02]:
in the news. But I'm gonna tell you this, I watched 21 and Counting. I did too. I watched the Duggar family. I watched the I liked it. Craziness of what they were doing. I liked it. The side hugs, the immediate, like, proposals, and then marriage, and then 5,000,000 children after that.

Lisa [00:50:21]:
I know, but here's the thing. Like, most TV shows that were on that network what was that? TLC? It's TLC. Yeah. We watched those shows for all the wrong reasons. Sweet. That's what that channel that's what that is. Like, we're not watching it because we love The Doug's. We're watching it because they're fucked up.

Lisa [00:50:37]:
Right? We're not watching my American nightmare bride because we can't believe she's so crazy. We're watching it

Samantha [00:50:48]:
because she's fucked up. You're not watching 90 Day Fiance because you love love. You're watching it because it's a train wreck.

Lisa [00:50:56]:
Right? Because it's a train wreck, and I saw a picture, and dude's got no neck. So it's just attached to his chest. Gonna have to watch this to see how that plays out.

Samantha [00:51:04]:
I can't I you know what? I had to stop watching it because I was, like, I can't watch. I'm so embarrassed for them. I can't handle it. Like, it was too much for me.

Lisa [00:51:15]:
Means we're getting old.

Samantha [00:51:16]:
Oh my god. I was just like, stop. Do you understand what you look like right now?

Lisa [00:51:20]:
I know. It's like, get I we need to stop watching the TLC network.

Samantha [00:51:24]:
Yeah. And then I go back to My Big My Big Fat Fabulous Life, and I'm like, oh, I hate it so much this year, but still watching it.

Lisa [00:51:31]:
Oh. Did you see the episode 2 weeks ago? No. So they were at a bachelorette party.

Samantha [00:51:38]:
Oh. They

Lisa [00:51:39]:
were getting to they were getting to know all the workings of how gal should make their man happy. And they were sampling. So big win win Whitney. They were sampling with cucumbers and zucchinis. Uh-huh. I'm like, oh, I had to stop. I'm like, I can't do this. I can't I am an old lady who can't watch this.

Lisa [00:52:01]:
I can't watch this lady put this this put put the zucchini between her legs while another girl practices. It's really weird and wrong. Again, do what you want behind closed doors, but

Samantha [00:52:16]:
don't film it. You know what? That just makes really good TV. Right? Like, it's sensational TV. All the wrong reasons. For all the wrong reasons.

Lisa [00:52:24]:
All the wrong reasons.

Samantha [00:52:25]:
Right? All the wrong reasons. Yeah.

Lisa [00:52:26]:
We don't care that she has polycystic ovarian disease. No. We don't care. We don't care that she's a dancer and inspired lots of we don't care. We care that she's sucking off a fruit or vegetable. Right? I just don't.

Samantha [00:52:41]:
Do not explain more.

Lisa [00:52:42]:
That's all I'm gonna all I'm gonna say about that.

Samantha [00:52:45]:
You need to stop. You need to stop it.

Lisa [00:52:47]:
Stop it. I think people got where I was going.

Samantha [00:52:49]:
Now I know we did a few videos where we were, like, trying to be demure. And I'm like, I'm not that person and I hate this trend.

Lisa [00:52:55]:
And you know what's funny? That trend hated you and I. Yeah. I know. I did one on my own, hated me just as much as it hated me with you.

Samantha [00:53:04]:
Because we're old and we're not supposed to be demure.

Lisa [00:53:06]:
It must be right through us. It's like Yeah. TikTok world is like, uh-uh. Not this one, you guys.

Samantha [00:53:11]:
We're faking that. We're faking it. Right? But I was on Netflix, and I was checking, you know, the categories. How quickly does this happen? On Netflix is a category called very demure, very mindful. Are you kidding me? There's a whole category of types of movies.

Lisa [00:53:31]:
Wow. I hope that lady got her money.

Samantha [00:53:33]:
I'm like I'm like, shake my head. I don't understand this. No. Are you like,

Lisa [00:53:40]:
real Wow.

Samantha [00:53:41]:
That's crazy.

Lisa [00:53:42]:
That's pretty crazy.

Samantha [00:53:44]:
Like, stop. Just stop that. And Jules will not be getting money from the movie industry for that. Oh. Because she has not figured out how to do her trademarking. Jules. She was too late. Apparently, some guy named Bates, some, I don't know, dude scooped the very demure, very mindful phrase.

Samantha [00:54:03]:
But Bethany Frankel, I will give her this. She would dip in her toe into this, and she explained what trademarks are all about, and it's in categories. So this guy, every time you choose a category for that phrase to be used in, you'll get residuals for it. Wow. But it costs you lots of money. To get that trademark. Every year, it costs you money to keep that trademark.

Lisa [00:54:26]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:54:26]:
So this guy probably has only done it in one category, and lots of people in TikTok are telling Jules, go. Keep going. Right. Do your trademark. It's not in every category.

Lisa [00:54:36]:
Oh, yeah.

Samantha [00:54:36]:
Try to scoop what you can. Right. Because she poor Jules. She fell apart. She fell apart. Hey. She's, like, was having a bad weekend. She found this out, and it was just like she was devastated.

Samantha [00:54:47]:
And I'm like Oh,

Lisa [00:54:47]:
poor Jules.

Samantha [00:54:48]:
So many people have her back. So many people.

Lisa [00:54:51]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:54:52]:
And, you know, I I love Bethenny Frankel. I will say She's interesting.

Lisa [00:54:56]:
She's interesting.

Samantha [00:54:57]:
She's an interesting lady. But and then there was another lady. I I can't remember who it was on TikTok, but her husband is a trademark lawyer, and she's like, you need to get a hold of me. We can help you out. And I'm like, nice people helping nice people.

Lisa [00:55:10]:
Nothing wrong with that.

Samantha [00:55:11]:
Yeah. But it can be trademarked, but then that made me think, Lisa, do we need to trademark something?

Lisa [00:55:18]:
What are we trademarking?

Samantha [00:55:19]:
I don't know. Little bitch. Little bitch?

Lisa [00:55:22]:
I don't think we trademark that. I don't know. We gotta give that some thought, Samantha.

Samantha [00:55:26]:
I think we should trademark something that you say all the time.

Lisa [00:55:30]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. Yeah. Big smile comes across my face every day. I'm a pretty girl.

Samantha [00:55:39]:
But it has to be something that we could trademark.

Lisa [00:55:42]:
We have to give it some thought, I guess. Right? Yeah. Totally.

Samantha [00:55:46]:
Didn't you just do up a t shirt with one of our sayings?

Lisa [00:55:48]:
Yeah. Fuck it. I'll do better tomorrow.

Samantha [00:55:50]:
Right? Why couldn't that be trademarked?

Lisa [00:55:52]:
Well, it probably could be. I don't know if people are using it, though. Right? Because then we're paying the money for something not to get then then we're just shelling out more money, so never getting it back. Right? It's true. Let's let's take another advice. Uh-huh.

Samantha [00:56:07]:
But, you know, you know, I I don't know how long this Jamure mindful trend is gonna last, but if it helps out, Jules, then that's all

Lisa [00:56:16]:
for it.

Samantha [00:56:16]:
Totally. But the algorithm knows that we're lying.

Lisa [00:56:21]:
It totally did. 83 people showed up to to appreciate us. I'm like, this is embarrassing.

Samantha [00:56:28]:
Yeah. Embarrassing. We didn't do it right. We didn't look sincere.

Lisa [00:56:31]:
I know. But I thought when I did the grocery shopping one, I thought I thought I oh, I blew this one. I hit this one out of the park. Nope. You didn't. Nope. You didn't. Right? So the world does nothing weird from here.

Samantha [00:56:44]:
Yeah. Win some, you lose some.

Lisa [00:56:46]:
Oh, well. Right? Which also go down, we'd blow it up.

Samantha [00:56:51]:
Stop it. We're not doing that's so old now. Miss Cool. Okay. But we also need to talk about somebody who's also been very much in the forefront, which is I just

Lisa [00:57:03]:
wanna talk about them quickly. I know I don't wanna invest Ben and Jen. We invest that sounds like an ice cream. Right? Ben and Jen. Right? We invested all this time at the beginning of this bullshit relationship. We were in. We were in it. Oh, I'm mad.

Lisa [00:57:16]:
I'm mad. I don't I'm mad.

Samantha [00:57:18]:
Yeah. See? And I was originally hesitant about this.

Lisa [00:57:22]:
I know, but then you giddy up and But you're all Travis and Taylor. It's the same thing. Same thing. Our hearts are gonna be broken. Same thing about to happen. Okay.

Samantha [00:57:31]:
But I will say this, I think it takes 2 to wreck a marriage, so something's happening in their twosome that didn't quite

Lisa [00:57:40]:
work. Nobody can love J. Lo as much as J. Lo can love J. Lo.

Samantha [00:57:43]:
And that's not a bad thing. Well But

Lisa [00:57:45]:
then you're gonna be single, which seems to be her consistency.

Samantha [00:57:50]:
And maybe she needs to be single for

Lisa [00:57:52]:
a bit now. Forever maybe. Like like, enough. Right?

Samantha [00:57:55]:
Yeah. Maybe she just needs a boy toy and that's enough.

Lisa [00:57:58]:
I don't know. I'm just

Samantha [00:57:59]:
waiting Cher. Cher just has a boy toy.

Lisa [00:58:01]:
Well, yeah. But she's that's Cher. Cher. Cher. I got Dana, but that's she ain't no Cher. Oh, good grief. Right? Okay.

Samantha [00:58:14]:
I love Ben and Jen, though. I like the idea of it, and now they're just gonna smear people are now the the media's all over them. They're smearing it.

Lisa [00:58:23]:
Smear it away. Smear it. You're horrible. I'm not I'm not I'm done. I'm waste I was invested. I was happy. Now I'm mad. I'm in the mad part of my divorce with them.

Lisa [00:58:34]:
Right? I will be sad soon and then I'll be over it. But right now, I'm still mad. Fine. Whatever. You're mad. Right? So, okay. We posted posted my bit about the the sprinkle donut. Right? But here's the thing that I never told you earlier, Samantha.

Lisa [00:58:49]:
Uh-huh. I bought a new granola bar. It's, I don't know. Not a donut. That's all I gotta say about that.

Samantha [00:58:59]:
Well, I believe it was an apple and cinnamon granola bar, wasn't it?

Lisa [00:59:03]:
It's fine. It's better than expected, but it's not a doughnut.

Samantha [00:59:07]:
No. I think everyone was like, why would you give up your doughnut?

Lisa [00:59:12]:
Because I'm trying to lose a few pounds.

Samantha [00:59:14]:
Yeah. Don't worry about it. Hey.

Lisa [00:59:16]:
I know, but I'm just saying, I want my clothes to feel better in the fall. Wait. I want a new pair of black pants this year. I want new cardigans. Uh-huh. Okay.

Samantha [00:59:31]:
But maybe friends of the podcast, should Lisa give up her sprinkle donut forever? Can it be replaced with an apple and cinnamon granola bar? For days in

Lisa [00:59:39]:
a row, it has been. Gross. Somebody called me and said there's a lot of stuff in it. I'm like, yeah. It, like, gets caught in places. Like, it's like, you're, like, finding bits of fake apple, like, an hour later. Like, oh, it's like the it's like the the bar that just keeps on giving. Hey.

Samantha [00:59:56]:
Right?

Lisa [00:59:57]:
Yeah. It's the doughnut. Don't do that. No. No. Don't do that. Okay? And then if the sprinkles fall off, just get the sprinkles. Nice sprinkles on the napkin.

Lisa [01:00:06]:
I can do that. Oh my god. Yeah. Right?

Samantha [01:00:10]:
And we do need to touch on the fact that everyone weighed in on Tuesday's, what has to go, one had to go. And it was fast food joints, and really nobody enjoyed, Popeyes. Or Burger King. Or Burger

Lisa [01:00:24]:
King, which makes perfect sense. Right? It was, yeah. And then I was amazed how many people have never been to the A and W.

Samantha [01:00:33]:
Well, is that only a Canadian thing though?

Lisa [01:00:35]:
I don't

Samantha [01:00:36]:
think so. I thought it was only Canadian.

Lisa [01:00:39]:
Oh, I didn't know. Because, of course, I didn't fact check. I assumed they were everywhere.

Samantha [01:00:46]:
Why you know, I think well, I have to stop laughing at the fact that we don't fact check because people are just like, god, would you 2 just smarten up already?

Lisa [01:00:54]:
I'm sure all the people in America are like, it's not here.

Samantha [01:00:57]:
It's not here. Okay. Who knew? But Dairy Queen is, though.

Lisa [01:01:02]:
Dairy Queen, I think, is in both places.

Samantha [01:01:04]:
Yes. It's in both.

Lisa [01:01:05]:
And then what about all the other people that are, like, in other countries? Sorry. We don't even think about you that way.

Samantha [01:01:10]:
No. Sorry. We're, like, so out of touch.

Lisa [01:01:12]:
Sorry. Not not intentional. No. Not intentional. You just don't fact check. I don't know what you eat or when or where.

Samantha [01:01:19]:
I will like to I would like to shout out to Stephanie that she agrees with me about Wawa.

Lisa [01:01:26]:
I caught that. I'm like, oh, look at that.

Samantha [01:01:27]:
She got my back. She got my back.

Lisa [01:01:30]:
Convenience store that has the best macaroni and cheese at home.

Samantha [01:01:33]:
Oh my god. And she and the subs are pretty good too. She's not

Lisa [01:01:36]:
hot about that. I'll get a slurpee, a stick of butter, a carton of milk, and a thing of mac and cheese, and a sub. Perfect. Sounds wonderful. It's delightful. Too funny.

Samantha [01:01:51]:
But the question of the week was a big hit as well, though.

Lisa [01:01:56]:
It was. Do you

Samantha [01:01:56]:
send do you send your meal back? And, oh, there was some mixed there was a little bit of controversy.

Lisa [01:02:02]:
There was some controversy. Hey. Controversy. Some people don't. And then they shared their stories, which was awesome.

Samantha [01:02:08]:
Cindy had a a horrible story about bad ribs. Hey, lady. They basically they basically said, you know, we're not gonna comp your meal because you've eaten half of it, and you're just trying to get a free meal. That's rude.

Lisa [01:02:22]:
That's rude. That's rude. Hailey had breakfast, and it was and she or it was the order was wrong, and she was treated badly.

Samantha [01:02:28]:
Yeah. Like, that's not good.

Lisa [01:02:30]:
Right? My friend Mike I went to high school with Mike. He had a bad meal at the keg. It was cold.

Samantha [01:02:38]:
And then they made him touch it.

Lisa [01:02:40]:
I didn't know. Why why they're so territorial over steak. Like, there's no way any chef could make a mistake on

Samantha [01:02:47]:
a steak. Apparently, there is. And they tried to convince him that it was gonna come out cold. That's how they brought their food.

Lisa [01:02:53]:
They brought their food out cold on purpose. Oh my god. We serve it cold. Really? I would like it served hot then. Right? Medium well, hot. No.

Samantha [01:03:04]:
So wrong. So wrong.

Lisa [01:03:07]:
Yeah. Exactly. Anita said she wouldn't send it back and I think Stephanie said the same thing.

Samantha [01:03:13]:
She did. Yeah.

Lisa [01:03:14]:
Totally.

Samantha [01:03:15]:
K. But, Hailey Hailey Hailey Hailey, our friend of the podcast Uh-huh. Has suggestions of names for Sunday's post. Nobody else did. Nobody else did. She had a big list. Winner. But Lisa and I are thinking either curiosity corner or Sunday spotlight.

Lisa [01:03:32]:
Yeah. We're just not sure. Friends of the podcast? Stay no. No. They're done.

Samantha [01:03:38]:
Uh-uh. Uh-oh. You don't nobody can't. Oh, oh, we're deciding. No. They don't get a choice. Sorry, friends of the podcast. Stay tuned and see.

Samantha [01:03:45]:
You didn't weigh in enough quick enough. You don't get a say.

Lisa [01:03:49]:
We moved on. We moved on.

Samantha [01:03:54]:
We moved on. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Lisa [01:03:56]:
We moved on. So stay tuned to see what we pick.

Samantha [01:04:01]:
To see what Lisa picks.

Lisa [01:04:02]:
To see what I pick. Right?

Samantha [01:04:05]:
It's really gonna be about how what you decide.

Lisa [01:04:07]:
I mean, feel free to weigh in. Feel free to weigh in, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [01:04:10]:
It probably will not sway her one way or the other, though.

Lisa [01:04:13]:
I already have one in my mind, but not I'm not revealing it till Sunday.

Samantha [01:04:19]:
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Samantha [01:05:06]:
Yeah. And then you'll find us. You'll find us.

Lisa [01:05:09]:
New logo out. New logo out. Out. Out. Out. Right? And we just we

Samantha [01:05:16]:
just wanna thank John D'Amico for editing our podcast every week. He does

Lisa [01:05:20]:
a great job. Thank you, John. And, big Saturday coming up soon. ESPN Fantasy Football. I know nothing. Right? I will be not knowing much, but I feel I've got this. I feel I've got this. Right?

Samantha [01:05:39]:
I love your false sense of security. It's

Lisa [01:05:41]:
Right? I feel enlightening. Who's the champ? I'm the champ. Right? So stay tuned

Samantha [01:05:49]:
to hear how that Yeah.

Lisa [01:05:51]:
So there's a lot of people playing. And there was as I was looking at the names, and I could be wrong, and if I'm wrong, I totally apologize. It looked like there was a lot of names that could be connected somehow to John. And I'm like, he probably padded. He's probably 8 teams, so he'll win. And then there's me, you, and my friend No.

Samantha [01:06:09]:
He has some of his

Lisa [01:06:10]:
family playing. I'm like, this seems weird. I'm I'm like, I'm just getting a weird vibe with it all. I'm like, something seems off here. Something seems off. Is he He only 7 teams.

Samantha [01:06:22]:
No. He only has 1.

Lisa [01:06:24]:
Okay. Okay. You're a good girlfriend coming to his defense. He has family. Okay. Good to know. Good to know. I was getting worried.

Lisa [01:06:31]:
Oh, commuted. Right? That's the worst phrase ever. Right? It's horrible. Friends, the podcast, how do you feel about that phrase? Samantha, we got another week done? Yep. Stay tuned next week, friends, for when we come back and entertain you again. Uh-huh. It's even more fun. Right? Maybe bunk beds again.

Samantha [01:06:57]:
Oh, there we go, Lisa.

Lisa [01:06:58]:
Who knows? Right? If you know them out if we can figure them out. We're gonna go back to bunk beds because that's all the cool kids are in bunk beds now. Right? Yes, Lisa. But we gotta figure it out. Yes, we do. Next week when you see me, I'll be dark.

Samantha [01:07:13]:
Dark person. Back to your natural lovable self. Right?

Lisa [01:07:17]:
It'd be all and my freckles will probably look darker. I don't know. I don't know. Anyways, Samantha, anything else you wanna add? I'm good. I'm better.

Samantha [01:07:30]:
I gotta stop saying that.

Lisa [01:07:31]:

You walk into it every week, every single week. Friends of the podcast have a great week. Thanks, Samantha. Always a pleasure. Yeah. It should be. Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.Sama