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Lisa [00:00:06]:
Dear leftovers, why do you never taste as good the second day as you did the first day? That's my question, Samantha. That's what I'm asking.

Samantha [00:00:16]:
It's because your food tastes like necessity, and necessity food doesn't taste good.

Lisa [00:00:19]:
Second day, necessity food doesn't taste good any day, actually, because it just tastes like necessity. And if you're gonna be honest, it's barely necessity. Right.

Samantha [00:00:30]:
It's like cusp.

Lisa [00:00:32]:
Because we're not cooking anything to even elevate necessity. Right? Like hot dog. I can't. I can't fix hot dog. It can only be.

Samantha [00:00:40]:
Can you eat a leftover hot dog? I don't think I can do that.

Lisa [00:00:43]:
No, I can't do it. I could cut it up and put it into craft dinner.

Samantha [00:00:47]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:00:47]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:00:48]:
But I can't eat leftover craft dinner.

Lisa [00:00:50]:
I can't eat leftover craft dinner either. Second day. Only thing I can eat leftovers that I think kind of still tastes doable, I guess I would say, is I can do turkey dinner.

Samantha [00:01:03]:
Well, that's. If it's like a half decent boxed turkey dinner.

Lisa [00:01:07]:
Yeah, like, that's like. Not if it's cooked by me. Not my. Not my turkey.

Samantha [00:01:11]:
If it's. If it's turkey dinner cooked by my.

Lisa [00:01:14]:
Mother, I could do it.

Samantha [00:01:15]:
I will eat that. Maybe day two, for sure. Maybe even day three, depending on what's left over.

Lisa [00:01:21]:
Might be just slapping that bad boy on a bun. Right? I might be doing that. But like microwave pizza and pasta.

Samantha [00:01:27]:
No, no.

Lisa [00:01:29]:
There's something. It loses its taste. It's like, it's. That food's got a vendetta against you. Right. So even if you take it home from. This is my thing. This is why I don't do leftovers too.

Lisa [00:01:39]:
From the restaurant. Even if you take it home, it just tastes like cac. It tastes like cac. He's like cac. Which kind of makes me think it probably tastes. If I'd ever tasted taint, it would probably taste like taint.

Samantha [00:01:52]:
Oh, God, you had to bring that back.

Lisa [00:01:56]:
Did you work that word in? You know, I'm going to Friends of the podcast. If you're not sure of what taint means, feel free to Google it and then be grossed out.

Samantha [00:02:05]:
Lisa's so proud of herself with the.

Lisa [00:02:06]:
New word that she's learned 20 25. Taint.

Samantha [00:02:12]:
Tastes like taint.

Lisa [00:02:13]:
Leftover food tastes like taint. Day two. Food tastes like taint.

Samantha [00:02:17]:
Which, by the way, I believe is the name of the episode.

Lisa [00:02:19]:
So we did do an episode. Tastes like taint.

Samantha [00:02:24]:
Oh, My God. You know, leftovers are great only in certain things.

Lisa [00:02:29]:
I don't know if I think leftovers are great in anything.

Samantha [00:02:32]:
It depends.

Lisa [00:02:33]:
Like, I can live without a leftover. Like, I get it. Thank God there's men. Right? Because the men in the house, that's the job, they are born to eat the leftovers. Right.

Samantha [00:02:42]:
You know, okay, not me. I'm gonna out my parents because I'm never sure how long that leftover has been there in their fridge.

Lisa [00:02:54]:
Totally. Right. I don't trust. I'm going to be honest. Right. I don't trust parents food because my.

Samantha [00:03:00]:
Parents are of the, of the ilk that if it's still good, smells good, no green stuff, you can eat it still.

Lisa [00:03:07]:
Right? Right. And if there's a little bit of green, you could probably pick it off and it's okay.

Samantha [00:03:11]:
And I'm just like.

Lisa [00:03:14]:
Right. Know my theory. Right. Best before really should be like two days before is really when. Anything after that, it's. It's a, it's a downhill slippery slide. Samantha.

Samantha [00:03:24]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:03:25]:
I'm just saying thumbs down to leftovers.

Samantha [00:03:27]:
Oh my God. I'm having like flashbacks of my childhood.

Lisa [00:03:30]:
Oh, yeah, me too. Right? You know, friends of the podcast, I've. I've shared this story many times. My father has a container guaranteed in his freezer of, of recycled spaghetti sauce from 1985. Somewhere in there, there's still some night. It never gets finished. It just gets added on and they're right. Right.

Lisa [00:03:50]:
It hasn't killed us.

Samantha [00:03:51]:
No.

Lisa [00:03:52]:
But guess what? I'm never eating it.

Samantha [00:03:54]:
It's close.

Lisa [00:03:54]:
I ever was at my dad's and he's like, we're having spaghetti. Pass. I don't trust your spaghetti, Gord McIntyre. I just don't trust it. Right. Oh, that's so funny. And then they're all about. That's the other thing with parents, right.

Lisa [00:04:08]:
They're all about pouring stuff into containers, squeezing leftovers. I don't trust the dates. I don't trust their house. I don't trust the parents.

Samantha [00:04:16]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:04:17]:
Parents over 70. Screw you. I don't trust you.

Samantha [00:04:20]:
Yeah, because you know, if they went. If they're old enough, because my parents are in. My mom's almost 80. My dad is in his 80s. They're of the, of the mindset, like almost the Depression era kind of the.

Lisa [00:04:32]:
Powdered milk people just add water and stir.

Samantha [00:04:35]:
I get it. I totally get it. Right. I. I've watched my parents scrape and s. Save and, and be careful around with food and Stuff. But I. Apparently I was like, I will have none of that in my adulthood.

Lisa [00:04:48]:
It's like organ meat, right? We're not eating it. We don't need to. We're not in the depression. There's other pieces of meat now, right? We don't need to eat the liver.

Samantha [00:04:58]:
Yeah, we don't need to.

Lisa [00:04:59]:
We just don't need to eat the liver. Oh, goodness. God, we got on a tangent there, Samantha.

Samantha [00:05:03]:
Yes, we do. We got to get going, Lisa. We got another episode. Come on.

Lisa [00:05:05]:
We got an episode, right? We got an episode. Hello, friends of the podcast. And guess what? Welcome to another episode of I Shake my Head.

Samantha [00:05:14]:
Lisa. They know where they are.

Lisa [00:05:16]:
I know, but sometimes. What if somebody didn't? What if somebody was just clicking through and they didn't know?

Samantha [00:05:20]:
Okay, hello, everybody. Welcome to I Shake my Head because apparently Lisa thinks that you need to know who you're listening to because maybe.

Lisa [00:05:29]:
You'Re brand new and you just stumbled upon us and you're just like, I don't know. I don't know how all that works, but I listened to big podcasts that they're. And they're all like, hey, welcome into Smartless. Smart. Less. Smart. Okay, Less.

Samantha [00:05:43]:
We don't need to promote a podcast that's doing better than us. We don't need that in our lives.

Lisa [00:05:49]:
Built in audiences, right? Try. Put on your indie podcast shoes and try and walk in our shoes. Live in our space for a bit.

Samantha [00:05:58]:
And speaking of that, Lisa, if you love what you hear, hopefully you do. You would please share us, download and subscribe to the podcast. And Lisa and I both have told you who we are, so you'll be able to find us, right?

Lisa [00:06:13]:
So you can find.

Samantha [00:06:15]:
Share.

Lisa [00:06:16]:
We're not hard to find.

Samantha [00:06:17]:
Subscribe.

Lisa [00:06:18]:
We're not hard to find. I got to share this. I got to share this with you. Okay. This. It got my goat. It's not my shake my head. It's just a.

Lisa [00:06:27]:
It's kind of an I got my goat. And maybe that's going to be a new segment. I don't.

Samantha [00:06:30]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:06:31]:
My goat. You know? You know, and friends of the podcast, I have said this numerous times. I am not a fan of the check it yourself out, like, lines. Right? Like, I don't want to do the work. I'm not the grocery store girl.

Samantha [00:06:44]:
Do you mean the self checkout sleep?

Lisa [00:06:46]:
Yeah, right. The check it out yourself line. Right. Check it out yourself line. I'm not a fan of checking it out myself. Not a fan of that. Okay. However, I decided to do it.

Lisa [00:06:59]:
I was just buying. I was buying a makeup and an eyeshadow and a mascara, right? I had a bag because my kid sister said, you gotta have a bag. Okay? So I took a bag. I didn't put the bag in the right spot. The machine, it starts yelling at me. It's literally, it's yelling at me. And it's like. It's like items.

Lisa [00:07:21]:
Unknown items in the bagging area. Unknown items in the bagging area. Right. You know what? You know how it does that? And all I thought was, you know what? Calm the fuck down, robot. I'm just trying to buy some makeup. I'm not trying to change the world. Calm the fuck down.

Samantha [00:07:36]:
Did you happen to lose your makeup while you were away?

Lisa [00:07:39]:
Oh, I was updating my makeup. Right. Because I kept buying the same cover up. I wear L1. I kept buying L2s. So I had three L2s.

Samantha [00:07:53]:
I forgot how to read.

Lisa [00:07:54]:
I forgot which one I needed. So then I knew that it was an L1. And then I found an L1.

Samantha [00:08:01]:
Oh, so you had to buy it.

Lisa [00:08:03]:
Yeah. Right. And I found some new stuff for smokey eyes.

Samantha [00:08:06]:
Oh, yes.

Lisa [00:08:07]:
But as you're saying, right, the check it out yourself line, it doesn't need to have. It doesn't need to give me the attitude.

Samantha [00:08:15]:
It's just letting you know. It's letting you know if you're passing or failing.

Lisa [00:08:19]:
Yeah, exactly. Right. And I think it needs to calm down. Right. You're just a stupid robot. Calm down. Right? It's fine. It's perfectly fine.

Lisa [00:08:27]:
And then. And it's loud and it draws attention. Yes, Right. And then somebody has to come help you. I'm a loser. Right, Right. And then somebody has to come help you and then they have to explain it to you.

Samantha [00:08:39]:
Yeah. You could start singing I'm a loser baby.

Lisa [00:08:42]:
Yeah, right.

Samantha [00:08:43]:
Why don't you kill me?

Lisa [00:08:45]:
Right? I tell you it was stressful. It was stressful. I don't need that type of stress. Unwanted. You know what stress in my life.

Samantha [00:08:52]:
Lisa, you don't need that kind of stress at your age. You're very delicate now.

Lisa [00:08:56]:
I feel, I feel, I feel I. I need the kid gloves. Right. I feel I need more care from the hhg. Less care from you. Actually, that's what I feel.

Samantha [00:09:07]:
Oh, my God. My plan is working.

Lisa [00:09:11]:
And let's give a shout out to our hhg. She's getting her face face done today.

Samantha [00:09:16]:
Don't say that.

Lisa [00:09:17]:
I'm sorry. I take it back. She's not. Was it a secret?

Samantha [00:09:24]:
You're so rude.

Lisa [00:09:25]:
Was it a secret?

Samantha [00:09:26]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:09:27]:
I'm sending good wishes.

Samantha [00:09:28]:
It's a very personal thing.

Lisa [00:09:31]:
Well, she personally told me.

Samantha [00:09:34]:
I don't know if she wanted everybody to hear.

Lisa [00:09:37]:
Oops. Okay, just beep, beep, beep. Take that back.

Samantha [00:09:41]:
Scrubbing it away.

Lisa [00:09:42]:
Scrubbing it away. She's gonna listen to it. She's gonna be like, what the.

Samantha [00:09:46]:
Huh?

Lisa [00:09:47]:
Sorry.

Samantha [00:09:48]:
You're not cool, man. You're just.

Lisa [00:09:49]:
I'm not cool. That's not cool.

Samantha [00:09:50]:
Huh? But you know what's gonna be cool?

Lisa [00:09:52]:
What?

Samantha [00:09:53]:
We got a spicy episode happening.

Lisa [00:09:55]:
We got some spice coming.

Samantha [00:09:56]:
We got a little bit of spice. We're gonna talk about the Grammys. Some happened, some did happen. We're gonna talk about the neighbors, the neighbors to the south. And we're gonna also explore what is an open door book.

Lisa [00:10:11]:
Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are holding.

Samantha [00:10:15]:
I might be a little afraid of that one.

Lisa [00:10:17]:
Hold tight, friends of the podcast. Hold on. It's gonna get crazy. Okay, Samantha, I'm starting off with. And I shake my head. Right. I like popcorn. Like the next person, Right.

Lisa [00:10:28]:
It's not my favorite food and I haven't been able to really figure out why. I really only love it when it's like butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter. But I decided to try some different flavored popcorn.

Samantha [00:10:40]:
Fantastic. Yeah.

Lisa [00:10:41]:
I'm shaking my head at why did we need. Who decided we needed to complicate popcorn?

Samantha [00:10:46]:
The world.

Lisa [00:10:47]:
Now there's so many flavors and too many elements of sweetness to it.

Samantha [00:10:52]:
What were you eating? I've only ever seen caramel.

Lisa [00:10:54]:
No, it was like a chocolatey, rocky road popcorn.

Samantha [00:10:57]:
Oh, that kind of popcorn.

Lisa [00:10:59]:
Yeah. It's not popcorn. That's chocolate bar. It's closer to chocolate bar than it is popcorn. Right? It's closer to chocolate bar.

Samantha [00:11:08]:
Oh, you just want the normal, boring butter.

Lisa [00:11:12]:
Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter butter popcorn. That's a lot.

Samantha [00:11:17]:
God forbid that popcorn should change.

Lisa [00:11:19]:
I don't think popcorn needs to change. Like, I've had some that taste fine. I had a Reese's peanut butter one that tasted good and that didn't. That didn't bother me. It was yummy. And I've had like caramel good text that. That Chicago style. That's ok.

Lisa [00:11:34]:
Yeah. But now I think we're getting a little carried away and I felt that it's getting complicated. Popcorn's getting complicated. And you know what? I think in my almost 56th year, I'm looking for less complication, a little more understanding. Less complication. Is that the song that Elvis Presley used to sing.

Samantha [00:11:51]:
Not really. No. But sure.

Lisa [00:11:52]:
But you kind of get the gist of it, right? So I'm shaking my head at that. I'm shaking my head at complicated popcorn. It makes no sense in my world.

Samantha [00:12:02]:
Oh, my God. You. You're a woman who just enjoys the simple things. Life.

Lisa [00:12:06]:
I am just a simple gal. Right. Just a simple gal with just a good heart.

Samantha [00:12:12]:
That's she needs. She needs more loving from. Yeah, More love. Less for me.

Lisa [00:12:20]:
Perfect.

Samantha [00:12:21]:
You need a good pillow, a glass of wine and some sun.

Lisa [00:12:25]:
And that's about it. Right. That. Wrap it in a bow and call it happiness.

Samantha [00:12:34]:
Oh, well, you know, we did spend quite a bit of time together. That was enough.

Lisa [00:12:39]:
Didn't we just. And, you know, it's like. It's a great friendship, but, like, doesn't always need to be three meals a day friendship. No, doesn't always need to be that much of a friendship.

Samantha [00:12:52]:
We sound horrible.

Lisa [00:12:56]:
Like, breakfast, fine. Supper, fine. It's that in between time. Right. That's just in between.

Samantha [00:13:01]:
Yeah. It's like, don't you need a nap?

Lisa [00:13:03]:
Right. Siblings. We should be separating and going to our rooms. Right? Oh, no, still us. Yeah. Right.

Samantha [00:13:11]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:13:12]:
That's a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot.

Samantha [00:13:14]:
I know. Okay. But because we traveled recently, my eye shake my head. Has to do with plain etiquette.

Lisa [00:13:21]:
Oh, okay.

Samantha [00:13:22]:
It's just. I don't get it.

Lisa [00:13:25]:
They're plain etiquette because you don't have it.

Samantha [00:13:27]:
No, no, I have it. I don't understand why other people don't.

Lisa [00:13:31]:
Oh, because people. People are rude.

Samantha [00:13:33]:
So I just don't know how people. How adults don't know this. I get kids, you know.

Lisa [00:13:39]:
Sure.

Samantha [00:13:39]:
But adults don't know certain things yet. When we were trying to get off the plane, there was an older gentleman holding up the line of people who were standing, just raring to get off the plane. And he was like, I'm going to put my jacket on.

Lisa [00:13:53]:
I'm.

Samantha [00:13:53]:
I'm going to take five minutes to get my. My luggage out. And I'm like, dude, do you know what you're doing right now?

Lisa [00:13:59]:
Right? You're just.

Samantha [00:13:59]:
You're pissing off 40 people.

Lisa [00:14:02]:
You're instigating a flash mob. That's what we're doing right here, dude.

Samantha [00:14:06]:
Well, and then when we were boarding the plane here in Saskatoon, they. This woman was literally screaming, zone one, zone two. Anyone for zone three? And the. And the guy at the counter is like, there's still 20 more people. I'm like, people open Your ears.

Lisa [00:14:24]:
Because you're all here.

Samantha [00:14:25]:
Yeah. And then it gets to our zone because we're zone four. Of course. There's a guy, a young gentleman stands up, walks over. Oh, did you call zone three, dude, you were sitting right there.

Lisa [00:14:40]:
Yeah, but then. But then, like, a ton of zone 3ers migrate on over, right? It's okay. You know what? That's a perfectly fine thing to shake your head at. I got. I got the solution. I got a workaround. I figured it out when I was flying home from Toronto. The workaround, right, for your zone is you just go up there and you just say, I'm sorry.

Lisa [00:15:05]:
I don't. I couldn't hear what they said. And they're like, it's okay. Go through. Thank you. I'll go in and shut up. Boarding zone one.

Samantha [00:15:14]:
You fake deafness and got on the plane.

Lisa [00:15:22]:
I didn't say I was deaf. I just said I didn't hear you very well. You interpret that to be whatever you want. It could be your mumbling. It could be you're in a mask. It could be I'm far away. I just came up with my stuff to the front of the line and just said, sorry, I didn't hear you very well. What zone were you calling? And she said, zone one.

Lisa [00:15:39]:
I'm like, oh. I said, do I have to go all the way back? And she's like, no, it's fine. Thank you. Oh, the pretty girls walked like this.

Samantha [00:15:50]:
Oh, my God. If you had pulled that with me.

Lisa [00:15:53]:
You would have killed me.

Samantha [00:15:54]:
I would have killed you.

Lisa [00:15:55]:
You would have killed me. It can only be done by myself. It cannot be done accompanied with you.

Samantha [00:16:00]:
No, because I'm not pretending to be deaf.

Lisa [00:16:03]:
I didn't pretend to be deaf. I just said I couldn't hear her very well.

Samantha [00:16:06]:
Oh, my God, you are so horrible.

Lisa [00:16:11]:
There's all the zone Oners, right? In the elite, and here's me going to seat number 22.

Samantha [00:16:18]:
They're like, how did she get on board?

Lisa [00:16:20]:
Right? Just the beauty. So there's the workaround.

Samantha [00:16:24]:
Oh, my God. You're a.

Lisa [00:16:27]:
The fun. The fun. I have.

Samantha [00:16:30]:
You're such a.

Lisa [00:16:31]:
But I have. Right.

Samantha [00:16:32]:
Well, okay. But speaking of that, you know, friends of the podcast, Lisa, she's a bit of a liar, right? What? No, she's a bit of an omitter.

Lisa [00:16:43]:
And I'll go with omitter before lion, thank you very much.

Samantha [00:16:47]:
This is what's happening on the day we're leaving. We're leaving at the crack of dawn again, of course, to go to Toronto and standing in line at Tim Hortons. I have to buy her breakfast because apparently I owed her money for something. I can't remember.

Lisa [00:17:02]:
I don't remember.

Samantha [00:17:03]:
And I'm like, fine, whatever. And then because we're at a, a, A lineup to Tim Hortons and there's people around us, she picked the opportune moment to tell me that she's ditching me on Sunday for the football game and that I needed to find my way to the airport on my own.

Lisa [00:17:24]:
Yes, totally.

Samantha [00:17:25]:
You're a.

Lisa [00:17:26]:
It was. I figured I could say it there. You're not going to yell and scream at me. Figured the name calling would be minimal. She was not impressed. But guess what, right? It was like, hi. It's like the playoffs for football, right?

Samantha [00:17:42]:
Oh, my God, yes. And I watched most of the Eagles game.

Lisa [00:17:46]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:17:47]:
Which they won, which was very happy about. And then you had, by the way, where we were. I was the only one cheering for the Eagle.

Lisa [00:17:53]:
Yeah, you were, you were. But then you had to go, and.

Samantha [00:17:56]:
I just had to go. Huh? You're a trouble. So basically, if you've learned anything from what I've just said is if you want to deliver bad news while traveling, do it in a group of individuals that you don't know in public so that the person with you keeps their shit together.

Lisa [00:18:14]:
I am that girl. Totally. Right. From a young age. Right? Bad. Report card. Bring Marnie Petter home. Right.

Lisa [00:18:20]:
Hi, Mom. I'm just Marty Petter came to play. Oh, no, she didn't. Actually. Marnie Petter needs to go home. It's report card day. Lisa, hand it over. I'm like, right, right.

Lisa [00:18:30]:
My mother didn't fall for it.

Samantha [00:18:31]:
But you know what I did encounter, though? I encountered so many lovely people in the service industry.

Lisa [00:18:40]:
There were some while we were.

Samantha [00:18:41]:
While we were traveling. Absolutely. The gentleman who drove me to the airport was like, okay, this is where you go. And you go in and it's to the left and don't worry, they'll find you and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, thank you so much, sir. That's so very kind of you.

Lisa [00:18:53]:
Right. Because Sam lives in a world. When she travels alone, she's convinced there's not going to be a sign anywhere to tell her where to go. She's like. Because this is part two of her conversation. Because she's like, okay. And so then that's great. So I take the cab to the airport.

Lisa [00:19:07]:
And then what? I'm like, I'm sure that there must be a sign that says, here no.

Samantha [00:19:13]:
He knew where I needed to go. But he was then very forthcoming with like okay, go here and this is what you'll do. And I'm like, okay, thank you. That's very lovely of you. It was very nice.

Lisa [00:19:22]:
That's good, that's good.

Samantha [00:19:24]:
And then I boarded a bus that was minus 40.

Lisa [00:19:28]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:19:28]:
It was so cold. I was.

Lisa [00:19:30]:
You can't have everything your way all the time. Okay. Right. Like just be thankful you didn't have to walk.

Samantha [00:19:37]:
I know. Just be thankful.

Lisa [00:19:38]:
Just be thankful. Right? Just be thankful. Just be thankful. Samantha. Okay.

Samantha [00:19:43]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:19:44]:
You know what? I'm not sure how thankful I am right now about. I don't want to say our, all of our American friends because I feel that our American friends aren't the issue. I feel it's the people in power.

Samantha [00:19:58]:
Of course it is.

Lisa [00:19:59]:
So you know, when I start off with dear, it's not good. Dear America seems odd to be fighting with your biggest ally.

Samantha [00:20:10]:
Right.

Lisa [00:20:11]:
I feel okay. So I don't know about you but on Saturday night when, when our prime minister was coming was. He was, he was delivering his one, two punch right back.

Samantha [00:20:22]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:20:22]:
All of Canada was glued, watch, waiting for what he was going to say. He was three hours late mind you. Right. They kept saying 6:00, 6:37. But we all waited, right. Because we're like we need this guy who's resigned to come to, to have our back. And he did, he did, he did what we needed him to do. But this whole garbage with the tear ups.

Lisa [00:20:46]:
You know what it's like, Samantha? It's like two siblings fighting over the last piece of cake, right? Come on, can't we just get along? We trade, we share, we trade, we share, we trade, we share. End of story. End of story.

Samantha [00:20:59]:
End of story. Yeah.

Lisa [00:21:02]:
And I think it's so bizarre because it hurts. It literally hurts everybody.

Samantha [00:21:07]:
It does. It actually hurts us and it hurts the American people as well.

Lisa [00:21:12]:
So. Hi. Nice, nice, nice president. He's hurting you. He's supposed to make your economy better. He's making it worse.

Samantha [00:21:18]:
I, I'm not really sure what he is trying to do but it looks like a lot of people don't have jobs or.

Lisa [00:21:27]:
Breaking news, breaking news as of 9:30 this evening. Right. So it's Tuesday night as we record breaking news. He did just say tonight at a press conference that United States is going to take over the Gaza Strip. The Palestinians need to leave.

Samantha [00:21:45]:
How are we, how are they doing that?

Lisa [00:21:47]:
I don't know. He doesn't ever give you an answer. How he does not live in Houzz. He just said.

Samantha [00:21:53]:
God.

Lisa [00:21:53]:
He just said, we're going to. We will own the Gaza Strip.

Samantha [00:21:57]:
Can he just stick with renaming things like that? Seems a little safer, like, and renaming. Just go and rename another mountain.

Lisa [00:22:05]:
Like, I don't know, you should be going after other countries. Like, just, Just. Just mess up your own country.

Samantha [00:22:09]:
Yeah, right. I think he needs to focus more on what's happening with his own people.

Lisa [00:22:14]:
The best person to watch is watch Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert is just like his. This dude's mind is. His brain is just gonna blow. He thinks every night he's like, so I didn't think it could get worse. It did. He's been in power for 15 days now. And I'm like, right, Yeah.

Samantha [00:22:37]:
I mean, can you imagine? We're watching it from Canada and we're being affected by, you know, some of the decisions that this person is making. But try living in that country when they're just. They're like. They're taking apart the government piece by piece.

Lisa [00:22:50]:
However, the majority of that country voted for them.

Samantha [00:22:54]:
Yeah, well, he got the popular vote, so whatever that looks like. You know what I learned from Joanne, though, from unlearned 16.

Lisa [00:23:02]:
Oh, what?

Samantha [00:23:03]:
90 million Americans didn't vote.

Lisa [00:23:05]:
I saw that too. Right.

Samantha [00:23:07]:
I was like, I'm sorry, what?

Lisa [00:23:09]:
Friends of the podcast. We think she's going to come back on our show.

Samantha [00:23:12]:
Yes, we think she might, because we're.

Lisa [00:23:13]:
Going to talk American politics.

Samantha [00:23:15]:
Yeah, she's gonna. That's gonna be fun. I'm sure I'm gonna learn lots again, because I do. Right.

Lisa [00:23:20]:
She's amazing, right? Yeah, but, yeah, right? Yeah. Because she sent out. She sent out a TikTok to 98 million Americans.

Samantha [00:23:27]:
No, 90. Just 90.

Lisa [00:23:28]:
Oh, 90. 90 million.

Samantha [00:23:29]:
It was 90.

Lisa [00:23:30]:
90. I don't know.

Samantha [00:23:32]:
I feel like it was 90.

Lisa [00:23:33]:
I don't know. It seemed like it was a lot, right?

Samantha [00:23:34]:
It was a lot.

Lisa [00:23:36]:
Seemed like it was a lot. And it's funny, right? Because I'm in a constant chirp, chirp, chirp battle with. With a specific American friend I have.

Samantha [00:23:44]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:23:44]:
And him and I see things very differently. And we're trying.

Samantha [00:23:47]:
We do.

Lisa [00:23:48]:
We trying to keep it civil. We're trying to keep it civil, and.

Samantha [00:23:51]:
You need to keep it civil.

Lisa [00:23:52]:
We're trying. So far, so good.

Samantha [00:23:54]:
Okay, well, just. There's no work on that.

Lisa [00:23:56]:
No name calling yet. Right?

Samantha [00:23:57]:
Work on it. Work on it.

Lisa [00:23:59]:
Come on.

Samantha [00:24:01]:
Everybody has their opinions, and now that it's happening, it's happening.

Lisa [00:24:05]:
Shit's getting real, man.

Samantha [00:24:06]:
Unless People in more political powerhouse positions start.

Lisa [00:24:14]:
There's no stopping them.

Samantha [00:24:15]:
Hey, stop.

Lisa [00:24:16]:
There's no stopping them.

Samantha [00:24:17]:
Then you got to see what the wreckage is.

Lisa [00:24:19]:
He's like. Remember that song, Runaway Train or. No, no. Ozzy Osbourne, Crazy Train. Right, right. He's like. I don't know.

Samantha [00:24:28]:
Oh, he's something.

Lisa [00:24:29]:
I tell you, I don't mind watching it from afar. I find it interesting. I don't. We're getting dragged into it.

Samantha [00:24:34]:
No, I don't love that we're getting.

Lisa [00:24:35]:
Right. Like hi, hi. Leave us alone.

Samantha [00:24:38]:
Yeah, yeah. I don't. You know, I didn't love. It's a smoke and mirrors though. Everything is smoke and mirrors. Because if we're, if we're messing with these guys, then they're going to not know what we're doing over here.

Lisa [00:24:49]:
Right, right. Yeah.

Samantha [00:24:51]:
So just putting it out there, folks, that. What is he doing to the right when he's doing something to the left?

Lisa [00:24:58]:
Yeah, exactly right.

Samantha [00:25:00]:
Like just pay attention.

Lisa [00:25:01]:
And again, for the record, we know Canada's in. It got its own issues too.

Samantha [00:25:05]:
Oh my God. We have our own people.

Lisa [00:25:07]:
We do, but, you know, but, but we don't have Trump.

Samantha [00:25:11]:
No, but we have a version of that.

Lisa [00:25:12]:
Yeah, but he retired, right? Or he resigned, so.

Samantha [00:25:15]:
No, no, his counterpart.

Lisa [00:25:17]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:25:17]:
There is an up and comer.

Lisa [00:25:19]:
Use his name.

Samantha [00:25:20]:
We're not going to.

Lisa [00:25:21]:
There's a liberal that might just maybe be able to stand pretty toe to toe with him.

Samantha [00:25:25]:
Here is open.

Lisa [00:25:27]:
Open. Here's hoping.

Samantha [00:25:28]:
Crossing those fingers.

Lisa [00:25:29]:
Half American politics.

Samantha [00:25:31]:
I know, but now I still, I got. We still gotta. We gotta dive into something else though in America because this is. This is funny. Laugh a little. It is a bit saucy.

Lisa [00:25:44]:
Saucy.

Samantha [00:25:45]:
There is a Mississippi lawmaker, he's a Democrat apparently who is trying to ban male masturbation. And he was surprised at how upset the men got right. When he introduced this bill.

Lisa [00:25:59]:
I say pass that bill.

Samantha [00:26:01]:
Apparently. Hang on. Apparently the bill is his. His. The point of the bill is that he believes contraception begins at erection. So it making it illegal to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo. Wow.

Lisa [00:26:19]:
Hey.

Samantha [00:26:20]:
And this is to drag men into the conversation of reproduction.

Lisa [00:26:24]:
You betcha.

Samantha [00:26:25]:
And make them accountable. Or the things they leave behind when they shouldn't.

Lisa [00:26:30]:
I bet you there wouldn't be many men's being okay with that bill being passed. I bet you they'd be outraged like women are with the bills that are passed about us.

Samantha [00:26:39]:
What do you mean? I can't jack off whenever I Want. I'm sorry. You're telling a woman what she can do with her body, and now someone's asking you to pay attention to what you do with yours. How does it feel?

Lisa [00:26:55]:
I think there's going to be a lot of pushback, Samantha.

Samantha [00:26:57]:
I think it'll be awesome to watch, right?

Lisa [00:27:00]:
Let's just watch all those men go without that.

Samantha [00:27:03]:
I think there should be groups of women who, like, go to their state, whatever it is they're building, and do a little march, right? For the.

Lisa [00:27:15]:
No more masturbation. No more masturbation. Dick out of your hand. Dick out of your hand. Dick out of your hand.

Samantha [00:27:25]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:27:26]:
Bumper stickers everywhere, right?

Samantha [00:27:28]:
Are you. The bumper sticker would read, contraception begins at erection. Like, that's.

Lisa [00:27:33]:
That's the sticker.

Samantha [00:27:34]:
That's the sticker.

Lisa [00:27:35]:
That's the sticker right there, right?

Samantha [00:27:37]:
Come on, people.

Lisa [00:27:38]:
And then that's amazing, right? Because then that technically means if contraception. Okay, say that phrase again.

Samantha [00:27:43]:
Contraception begins at erection.

Lisa [00:27:46]:
Then that's beautiful because it takes a woman right out of it.

Samantha [00:27:48]:
Of course. It's their problem. It's their fault, right?

Lisa [00:27:51]:
Not my problem. You had a baby, your problem.

Samantha [00:27:53]:
And the. The fines for this? First time, a thousand. Second time, 5,000. Third time, 10,000.

Lisa [00:28:01]:
Wow. Ouch. That's hectic.

Samantha [00:28:03]:
Those are the. I know. And I'm like, is it really worth it?

Lisa [00:28:06]:
Like, right? That's worse than texting and driving. Right? No warnings, no nothing. Right? Just like.

Samantha [00:28:15]:
I'm sorry. I was just holding it in my hand. I wasn't doing anything.

Lisa [00:28:19]:
Oh, really? Really, sir? Because guess what? We went into your bathroom and we went into the garbage can and we found the tissue. Yeah, you did. There's some stuff on it.

Samantha [00:28:28]:
We found a crusty sock on your floor, right?

Lisa [00:28:30]:
There's crustiness. We can tell. We can smell.

Samantha [00:28:38]:
Oh, this episode's gonna get spicy.

Lisa [00:28:40]:
I tell you, it's about to get spicy right now because guess what? I feel very left out. My feelings are kind of hurt that it's like I feel like all the readers. All you people who read. I read books. All you book readers. I feel like you have purposely one upped me. I get it. I'm not team book.

Lisa [00:28:59]:
But how come I don't get to know about this stuff? Because I don't read books. Saucy conversation with my nieces over the weekend in Ottawa about behind the door books. In and out books. Open door books. Right?

Samantha [00:29:16]:
Warm book.

Lisa [00:29:21]:
That's what they are. Samantha.

Samantha [00:29:22]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:29:24]:
Do you read these books?

Samantha [00:29:25]:
That's none of your business.

Lisa [00:29:27]:
If you say Nunya business, that means. And here's the thing. Friends of the podcast. Okay, so Open Door Books. Yeah, Just like, taint. I had to Google it because I'm not a reader, apparently. I'm not a dirty girl. I looked it up, and then I saw one because one of.

Lisa [00:29:46]:
Because one. One was in the vicinity. They put a picture of a figure skater and a hockey player on the outside of the COVID so it looks all innocent, just like. It's like a teen novel. And then you read the first line, which I can't even repeat because we'll get taken off our show. Won't air. And I'm like, ooh.

Samantha [00:30:12]:
No, Open door means you get to know what happens during the act.

Lisa [00:30:17]:
It's like you're in the room watching the act, right?

Samantha [00:30:20]:
Because during the act, it's descriptive and.

Lisa [00:30:23]:
That'S what you're reading.

Samantha [00:30:25]:
And closed door is when the act stops at the door and you. And it's like. And then you only learn a one.

Lisa [00:30:31]:
So you're like, my name is. I'm Ms. Open Door Book. Samantha.

Samantha [00:30:35]:
The saucier the book, the better.

Lisa [00:30:36]:
Lisa, you're reading books that use those words and describe what I read.

Samantha [00:30:41]:
Those are open. Those are like romance novels. That's.

Lisa [00:30:44]:
That's not romance. Yes.

Samantha [00:30:46]:
That's not.

Lisa [00:30:47]:
I can't believe it's not butter. It is not romance. It is not romance. It's porn. And then why is it. No, why are you not watching it on the TV or something?

Samantha [00:30:58]:
That's the wrong word to use. Let me educate. Let me educate. It's called erotica, and women are allowed to have books in that genre that they can read.

Lisa [00:31:08]:
I could see erotica being behind the door.

Samantha [00:31:10]:
No, erotica is not playing the open door with some, like, tassels and shit.

Lisa [00:31:18]:
It's like. Like. It's like role playing. Like, you get dressed up in this game, you act out the game. What are you doing with this game? I had to talk with my nieces, who I feel are way too young for this, but they like to read. Well, we're readers, Auntie.

Samantha [00:31:33]:
For sure. If the youngest one's reading this, that's maybe a little too young.

Lisa [00:31:36]:
She's not. She's not. The youngest one's not. But certainly knew a lot about it, though.

Samantha [00:31:41]:
Uhhuh. I'm sure she does.

Lisa [00:31:42]:
Okay. Hi. I'm just going on the record. I, Lisa Gibson, do solemnly swear that I'm not reading porn at home.

Samantha [00:31:50]:
It's not porn on the bus with.

Lisa [00:31:52]:
A pretty cover that looks like it's cute cats playing.

Samantha [00:31:55]:
Exactly. Then maybe it should be.

Lisa [00:31:58]:
Why do we got to change the COVID Because you're. Because you embarrassed what you're reading.

Samantha [00:32:02]:
No, you're not.

Lisa [00:32:03]:
That's why the COVID doesn't show what it's describing.

Samantha [00:32:07]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:32:08]:
Oh, my God. I'm flushed just thinking about it.

Samantha [00:32:10]:
You've led a sheltered life.

Lisa [00:32:13]:
I guess so. Is this because you were. You worked in books?

Samantha [00:32:16]:
Yes, Lisa.

Lisa [00:32:17]:
So you know about this?

Samantha [00:32:19]:
Of course. You get to know a few things when you work in a very large establishment.

Lisa [00:32:23]:
I don't know this stuff, and I'm proud of it.

Samantha [00:32:26]:
Okay, well, congratulations.

Lisa [00:32:27]:
You keep your filth to yourself.

Samantha [00:32:29]:
Oh, my God. It's not.

Lisa [00:32:31]:
It's filth.

Samantha [00:32:33]:
Whatever.

Lisa [00:32:34]:
And then so much work to read it.

Samantha [00:32:37]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:32:38]:
You know you can just rent it, right?

Samantha [00:32:40]:
Oh, that's not the same.

Lisa [00:32:42]:
Oh, you'd rather just. You don't want to watch it. You just want to imagine it's not.

Samantha [00:32:47]:
It's not porn. It's erotica. If you're gonna call it that. They're just calling it an open door book for whatever reason, but whatever.

Lisa [00:32:54]:
Because you opened the door and. And. And there you are and snooped in somebody's private business. Close the door. Thank you. Close the door.

Samantha [00:33:06]:
Whatever.

Lisa [00:33:07]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:33:10]:
You'Re so square.

Lisa [00:33:11]:
I don't care. Fine, I'm square. I'll be square. I'll totally be square. Call me square.

Samantha [00:33:18]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:33:20]:
However, I'm saucy.

Samantha [00:33:23]:
We would like to tell our friends of the podcast that on February 24th, Tim Hortons has decided to bring back the cups for roll up the rim.

Lisa [00:33:34]:
Nice. Right? And for friends who don't know what a Tim Hortons is. Right. If you don't live in Canada, it's like your Dunkin Donuts.

Samantha [00:33:41]:
It's. Is it Canadian still, though?

Lisa [00:33:43]:
It's a Canadian iconic coffee donut chain. Okay, you know what, Samantha? And they should have brought it back because peeling the label just wasn't the same.

Samantha [00:33:53]:
No, because it's always been roll up the rim.

Lisa [00:33:55]:
Yeah, Right.

Samantha [00:33:56]:
And you struggle with it and you get mad because you can't roll the rim.

Lisa [00:33:59]:
And then you bite it and try and get the whole thing. It's a whole thing. And then all of a sudden, they made a sticky thing on it and you just pulled it and nobody cared or. No.

Samantha [00:34:08]:
And then they went digital with it, too.

Lisa [00:34:10]:
Right. Right where you scanned it or something. I don't want to play that game. I want to play the original game.

Samantha [00:34:16]:
The original Is way, way more interesting.

Lisa [00:34:19]:
Right? Because you got to still put my coffee in a cup so you're not wasting the cup. No, the digital one. Weren't they giving away an empty cup?

Samantha [00:34:27]:
I don't know what they were doing.

Lisa [00:34:29]:
I think with the peel, there was like. There was an empty cup at one point. I don't know. It was ridiculous. Thank God. Let's just take things back to basics, right? So Tim Hortons, if you're gonna do Roll up the rim, just roll up the rim on the cup. People, if you're gonna read porn, just watch porn.

Samantha [00:34:43]:
Oh, my God, stop.

Lisa [00:34:44]:
I'm gonna tie it back.

Samantha [00:34:46]:
It's not.

Lisa [00:34:47]:
Tie it back just like that.

Samantha [00:34:48]:
Okay, Stop talking like that.

Lisa [00:34:50]:
Here's something. This doesn't make me square. This makes me updated and wanting to change things. This is. This is put things in motion. Lisa speaking now, Samantha. Okay. Oh, is it now the phrase bridesmaid is.

Lisa [00:35:07]:
I'm shaking my head at that phrase because bridesmaid is very bridesmaid. Right? Like I'm your maid because you're the bride and I'm your. Who has to do all the shit you want me to do. It really should be bride's is what it should be. But it's bridesmaid. Right? But yet when you're the dude, you have a best man. So you got a best man and you got a bride's. Right? And I think we need an update on this, right? Because I think that's not fair.

Lisa [00:35:36]:
I don't think it's equal. Right?

Samantha [00:35:39]:
There is not a lot of things that have been updated in the whole world of, like, getting weddings. Other than the fact that now there's, like, a whole thing about what you do for your, like, bachelorette party. They don't even call it that.

Lisa [00:35:54]:
They go to different countries now. They go to the States for their bachelorette parties.

Samantha [00:35:57]:
They go on vacations for.

Lisa [00:35:58]:
You go on vacations, right?

Samantha [00:36:00]:
How much money are you spending? Like, how much money are you expecting the people in your bridesmaid party, Your bride's party. Your bride party, just spend. And then because they travel, do they pay for the bride?

Lisa [00:36:13]:
I don't know. Right. So I'm the bride and you're my pay for my stuff.

Samantha [00:36:17]:
No, I'm not paying for your shoes.

Lisa [00:36:18]:
Come on, bitch.

Samantha [00:36:19]:
I have to pay for dress, a hairdo, a makeup, all I don't want. Like, it's.

Lisa [00:36:26]:
And we've all worn those dresses that we hated.

Samantha [00:36:29]:
Yeah. No, no, no. I have a flashback to the very last wedding I was in. And I'm not doing this anymore.

Lisa [00:36:35]:
Right.

Samantha [00:36:36]:
I know I'm doing this anymore.

Lisa [00:36:38]:
And I just think, like, I. I hate that phrase, bridesmaid because I think there's some brides that cling to that.

Samantha [00:36:45]:
To the maid part.

Lisa [00:36:46]:
Yeah. And make their people do, like. It's so much work. You're asking me to join your wedding.

Samantha [00:36:54]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:36:55]:
Why do I gotta do all the work?

Samantha [00:36:57]:
Why?

Lisa [00:36:57]:
Yeah. Because you're getting married. Why can't you do some work?

Samantha [00:37:00]:
I agree.

Lisa [00:37:01]:
And then they become bridezilla, which is another negative thing.

Samantha [00:37:05]:
It is. What. Okay, that's something to talk about.

Lisa [00:37:08]:
Right.

Samantha [00:37:09]:
Bridezilla is a bride called a bridezilla.

Lisa [00:37:12]:
Because she acts like a bridezilla.

Samantha [00:37:14]:
But why. What are we calling the groom? Is he a groomzilla?

Lisa [00:37:17]:
No, he's just a man.

Samantha [00:37:18]:
But then why are we making her.

Lisa [00:37:19]:
Doesn't care.

Samantha [00:37:20]:
But why are we making her the bad guy in this scenario?

Lisa [00:37:23]:
She acts like the bad guy. Have you not been in a wedding where there's been a bride zilla?

Samantha [00:37:27]:
Yes, I have.

Lisa [00:37:28]:
She was the bad guy, wasn't she? And how was the dude? Perfectly fine.

Samantha [00:37:33]:
He was. He didn't give a. He showed up.

Lisa [00:37:35]:
Right. Because that's what happens. The bridezilla wears you down.

Samantha [00:37:38]:
If I'm being honest, in the wedding, I'm thinking about. Kind of surprised you showed up, so.

Lisa [00:37:43]:
Right. Kind of surprised. Most men when they see their bridezilla in action, don't run. Right. Like, take. Take a hint and take, like, go.

Samantha [00:37:54]:
Yeah. Well, okay, but what about matron of Honor? Like, what.

Lisa [00:37:58]:
That's, like, if I'm old, married and 100 years old. That.

Samantha [00:38:00]:
I mean.

Lisa [00:38:01]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:38:01]:
That's a horrible phrase.

Lisa [00:38:03]:
Right. Okay. What about the phrase old maid?

Samantha [00:38:08]:
Well, bridesmaid, old maid, matron, like, all part of it.

Lisa [00:38:11]:
It's all negative.

Samantha [00:38:12]:
It's all, like, negative. You're old. You suck. You're a. You're my.

Lisa [00:38:17]:
Right. Right. Would you be my bridesmaid? My maid of honor? I'm not really your maid.

Samantha [00:38:23]:
Right.

Lisa [00:38:24]:
I'm not really your maid of honor if I'm your bridesmaid. Oh.

Samantha [00:38:27]:
Because you're like. You're numero uno, so you gotta do all the.

Lisa [00:38:30]:
Right.

Samantha [00:38:30]:
But I'm honor. All your bridesmaids are your.

Lisa [00:38:34]:
They're your. They're my. I guess they become. My.

Samantha [00:38:36]:
They become. Here.

Lisa [00:38:37]:
Well, now, maybe I could look at it a bit. Me.

Samantha [00:38:41]:
As long as Lisa has somebody to delegate to, that's fine.

Lisa [00:38:45]:
As long as I can delegate to the life seems okay. Samantha.

Samantha [00:38:50]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:38:51]:
Right? So the hotel we stayed at, I bit the bullet. I didn't shy away. I embraced the large view mirror in the back.

Samantha [00:39:01]:
Oh, you're brave.

Lisa [00:39:02]:
I did. Every morning, I did it.

Samantha [00:39:04]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:39:05]:
Every morning I'm accepting my fate because in my mind, I know where my fate lies. I know my people, I know my history. We come from a bunch of sharpade, wrinkled people. Very wrinkly people. I'm not that wrinkly yet. Is maybe. Maybe I was adopted. I don't know.

Samantha [00:39:23]:
You might have been. But what I noticed when we were in Ontario.

Lisa [00:39:29]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:39:29]:
Because I. Because as soon as we got off the plane, I'm like, why is it so cold here? And then I was like, why is it so moist? And you're like, we don't call it that.

Lisa [00:39:37]:
Yeah, we call it damp. We don't use.

Samantha [00:39:39]:
It was very.

Lisa [00:39:40]:
The cold was very, like, moist Goes with your storybooks.

Samantha [00:39:45]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:39:45]:
Damp is weather related. Moist is open doors.

Samantha [00:39:49]:
Yeah. Okay.

Lisa [00:39:51]:
Just saying.

Samantha [00:39:52]:
But I noticed when we were in Ontario that my face felt very happy in the dampness.

Lisa [00:39:59]:
Because it was damp.

Samantha [00:40:00]:
It liked. It liked all of that moisture.

Lisa [00:40:04]:
Right? Right.

Samantha [00:40:05]:
I come back here, I look at my face and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm a scarecrow.

Lisa [00:40:09]:
Right. But did you look in the big mirror? Did you go there? Did you look up close?

Samantha [00:40:15]:
I don't need to look in the big mirror to know that shit's not good.

Lisa [00:40:19]:
I looked up close and I'm like, okay, you know what? I can do this. I got this. I did some deep breaths. I flipped it around. I. God. Every single pore.

Samantha [00:40:31]:
Yeah, every pore and it.

Lisa [00:40:33]:
And they're deep. They're deep.

Samantha [00:40:35]:
They run. Yes, they run deep.

Lisa [00:40:37]:
They run deep. Right. And I feel like. Like in person, I'm not wrinkling badly, but in the mirror, it's a different story.

Samantha [00:40:47]:
It's not great.

Lisa [00:40:49]:
It's a different face looking back at me. Right? And it's like, this is where you're headed.

Samantha [00:40:53]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:40:54]:
And I'm like, okay, you know what? It's time to accept that. Right. I can't have a firm forehead forever.

Samantha [00:40:59]:
No, you cannot.

Lisa [00:41:01]:
And apparently I can't grow bangs like you. I'm not a sheep dog.

Samantha [00:41:04]:
No. Well, whatever. You won't let your hair grow, so that's.

Lisa [00:41:09]:
Oh, my God. I just spent.

Samantha [00:41:11]:
I'm not away with.

Lisa [00:41:13]:
With not looking like myself for one day.

Samantha [00:41:15]:
Stop talking.

Lisa [00:41:16]:
One day. Remember? I washed my hair two times in one day. Two times. She did not look like my hair. She did. I'm like.

Samantha [00:41:25]:
And I did Touch your hair before you washed your head, you washed it for the second time. You're like, how much product you got?

Lisa [00:41:30]:
So much product.

Samantha [00:41:32]:
So much. I'm like, you over product.

Lisa [00:41:35]:
It was totally producted, but it was somehow in Ontario, my hair becomes so thick, and then I have the style because it's moist and it's damp. And then as I kept saying to my family, I don't normally look like this. You know what normally my hair do?

Samantha [00:41:51]:
The problem is, is that whenever we're in Ontario, the weather is always shitty.

Lisa [00:41:57]:
It's cold.

Samantha [00:41:58]:
And I. I asked you, does the sun ever shine?

Lisa [00:42:02]:
And it did. It shone for a few hours. You had some sun one day there, there was a bit of sun.

Samantha [00:42:08]:
There was a smidge of sun.

Lisa [00:42:10]:
God, nothing's good enough for you.

Samantha [00:42:13]:
And then it got so windy, that had a wind advisory out. And then when we went back to the hotel room, my room, I had the whistling window.

Lisa [00:42:24]:
I love the fact that you had the shitty window.

Samantha [00:42:26]:
I was like, oh, my God.

Lisa [00:42:29]:
And Samantha even took it upon herself to let them know that they needed to it better.

Samantha [00:42:33]:
Yeah, I did. I had to tell them that. And then I did a review and I told them again.

Lisa [00:42:37]:
Oh, my God. Right? Because Joe. Because she's so concerned about the others who may stay there.

Samantha [00:42:41]:
Are you kidding? I thank God I had earplugs.

Lisa [00:42:45]:
Well, my room, it was beside you and I didn't have that.

Samantha [00:42:48]:
Oh, but the bed was so comfortable.

Lisa [00:42:50]:
Oh, the best bed and the best pillows. Hey.

Samantha [00:42:52]:
Yes, they had the best pillows.

Lisa [00:42:54]:
Yeah, it was really good. It was really, really good.

Samantha [00:42:56]:
I will say that they had the best pillow.

Lisa [00:42:58]:
And then I came back home to mine. Insert shitty sleep here, Right?

Samantha [00:43:06]:
Just getting used to it. Right?

Lisa [00:43:08]:
Back into it I go, right?

Samantha [00:43:10]:
Yes, yes. Off we go.

Lisa [00:43:12]:
What do you do? What do you do?

Samantha [00:43:14]:
Well, I don't know what you did on Sunday. Oh, that's right. You were on a plane. Oh, no. You were with your sister. You went home Monday. Okay, so on Sunday, I did what I do best. And I watched the Grammys because those.

Lisa [00:43:26]:
I didn't watch any of the Grammys.

Samantha [00:43:27]:
That is what I do. Those are.

Lisa [00:43:29]:
That's what you do. You love the music.

Samantha [00:43:31]:
That's my Super Bowl.

Lisa [00:43:32]:
Your Super Bowl. Not my super bowl at all.

Samantha [00:43:35]:
So I didn't watch the red carpet, but I did. I did catch. I did catch that Kanye and his wife walked, Saw that. The red carpet. And she took off her fur coat to reveal a nude mesh. I'm not wearing really anything.

Lisa [00:43:57]:
Right?

Samantha [00:43:58]:
So my tatas and my hoo ha are out to the world to see.

Lisa [00:44:02]:
If that wasn't on TV and was in a book. Is that an open door moment? Just. Just clarifying.

Samantha [00:44:10]:
And no offense, but I was like, what is that? Is that not public indecency?

Lisa [00:44:18]:
Horrible.

Samantha [00:44:19]:
And so then I learned that apparently they were not invited to the Grammys. They should not have walked the red carpet.

Lisa [00:44:25]:
Oh, wow.

Samantha [00:44:26]:
They got booted out.

Lisa [00:44:27]:
Good. Take your nakedness someplace else.

Samantha [00:44:30]:
What are you doing? What is the stunt? Like, what is this?

Lisa [00:44:33]:
Yeah, totally.

Samantha [00:44:35]:
This is your wife, for crying out loud.

Lisa [00:44:37]:
Bad. It's bad. Like, you're parading your wife around like she would be in an open door book.

Samantha [00:44:44]:
No offense, but it's like, I'm sorry, ma'am, why would you do this?

Lisa [00:44:48]:
Why would you do that?

Samantha [00:44:49]:
Why would you do that?

Lisa [00:44:50]:
I don't know why you would do that.

Samantha [00:44:51]:
And apparently she might be in some legal trouble because of what she did.

Lisa [00:44:56]:
Oh, interesting.

Samantha [00:44:57]:
So it's not. It's not him that's getting into trouble. It's her.

Lisa [00:45:01]:
Interesting.

Samantha [00:45:02]:
What the people.

Lisa [00:45:04]:
Interesting. Huh.

Samantha [00:45:05]:
Well, then the Grammys had this. It was a weird vibe. I mean, Trevor Noah was great. It was. Well, you know, it was well done.

Lisa [00:45:12]:
Lots of.

Samantha [00:45:13]:
He was. Lots of really great acts were saying and. And did stuff. People. You know, there was this thing for Quincy Jones and I'm like, why is Will Smith here? Why am I seeing Queen Latifah? Why am I seeing Gail?

Lisa [00:45:30]:
Gail. I thought the same thing. Why is Gail there?

Samantha [00:45:37]:
Hey, I didn't understand that, but everybody was. So. All I've heard is that Sabrina Carpenter won best pop album. T. Swift went home with no trophies.

Lisa [00:45:51]:
And all they're doing is showing Billie Eilish looking like she's going to cry because she also went home with no trophies.

Samantha [00:45:56]:
Oh, really?

Lisa [00:45:57]:
Yeah. She was nominated for six and went home with nine, or maybe eight and went home with none.

Samantha [00:46:01]:
Well, you know, some new up and comers took the. Took the reins, right? And Beyonce walked away with a couple. She walked away with a country album, which I've seen some people in the country realm talk about it, and they're not happy.

Lisa [00:46:16]:
I'm not sure if they think, what is it, Cowboy Carter, Caviar, Whatever is really that much of a country album.

Samantha [00:46:24]:
Well, it is what it is.

Lisa [00:46:26]:
But she won.

Samantha [00:46:28]:
You won. What are you gonna do about it?

Lisa [00:46:30]:
Apparently she had never won best album of the year before in general. Yeah, so.

Samantha [00:46:35]:
And she won it.

Lisa [00:46:36]:
Interesting. Hey.

Samantha [00:46:37]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:37]:
Well, since that was your super bowl, let's go to the real Super Bowl.

Samantha [00:46:41]:
No.

Lisa [00:46:42]:
Let's talk about if we were gonna have a Super bowl party. Samantha, may I share with you the top six food items? I think you're going to be surprised. Okay. All right, so we got. We got your pigs in a blanket. We got wings, nachos, deviled eggs, chili, and buffalo cauliflower bites. You know what? Like, somebody walks around with a match and lights up, like, goes behind somebody. That is like a fart factory.

Lisa [00:47:11]:
That's all that. That is. That's like eggs and cauliflower bites and chili. Oh, you there. Oh, yeah. Knacking on that stuff.

Samantha [00:47:21]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:47:22]:
Right. Who's gonna need some Pepto?

Samantha [00:47:24]:
Me, Right? Totally.

Lisa [00:47:27]:
To me, I think it all sounds good.

Samantha [00:47:29]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:47:30]:
I mean, I don't know if deviled eggs need to be there.

Samantha [00:47:33]:
I mean, I'm not. I'm not doing pigs in a blanket. That's never been my gig.

Lisa [00:47:37]:
Oh, it's my gig. I'll do them.

Samantha [00:47:39]:
No, I know, because you're weird that way.

Lisa [00:47:40]:
Oh, they're delicious. Especially after the Pillsbury Doughboy. Pigs in a blanket.

Samantha [00:47:44]:
No.

Lisa [00:47:45]:
It's like a crescent.

Samantha [00:47:46]:
No.

Lisa [00:47:46]:
So.

Samantha [00:47:47]:
No. No.

Lisa [00:47:48]:
So good.

Samantha [00:47:49]:
Maybe nachos.

Lisa [00:47:50]:
But you don't really like cauliflower bites either.

Samantha [00:47:53]:
No.

Lisa [00:47:54]:
Right.

Samantha [00:47:54]:
I don't. You know what I want. You know what? Actually, you know what we need to. We need to say is, according to Facebook, right? Our people, they don't like pretzel bites, wings, or pigs in a blanket. So I'm not sure if you and the friends of the podcast can go to the same Super Bowl.

Lisa [00:48:12]:
I don't think we can attend super bowl together because there's only a few of them that are going to my party.

Samantha [00:48:18]:
I hate the truth.

Lisa [00:48:19]:
And that's the thing, right? Every Tuesday, we something on Facebook, one has to go. And those are the ones that kept popping up that needed to go.

Samantha [00:48:27]:
I know. And I'm like, I get the pretzel bites. It's like.

Lisa [00:48:31]:
They're not, though. You have, like, a nice little mustardy dip.

Samantha [00:48:34]:
No, they're still dry. No.

Lisa [00:48:37]:
Okay. But your nachos are good.

Samantha [00:48:40]:
I wouldn't eat nachos.

Lisa [00:48:42]:
What would you eat? What would be what? You can have one thing at your super bowl party. What are you having?

Samantha [00:48:46]:
Wings.

Lisa [00:48:47]:
Yeah, I do wings, too.

Samantha [00:48:49]:
I like wings.

Lisa [00:48:50]:
I love the cauliflower bites so much. Eh.

Samantha [00:48:53]:
You know what I. You know what I want? I want the 80s food to come back. I want the 80s, the 80s bar food to come back where you had, like, deep fried veggies that Was sticks. We got a potato skin happening.

Lisa [00:49:10]:
Totally. Right?

Samantha [00:49:12]:
Like you want all that never used to be for you.

Lisa [00:49:15]:
Right?

Samantha [00:49:15]:
Popping up curly fries.

Lisa [00:49:17]:
Right? There used to be curly fries in the 80s and.

Samantha [00:49:20]:
Right.

Lisa [00:49:21]:
That's where. That's where the pub food came from was the 80s.

Samantha [00:49:25]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:49:25]:
And home of the appetizer, Right?

Samantha [00:49:27]:
Exactly. I mean, and it was while we were watching the game at Jack Asters. I was like, you know what? We're missing a potato skin.

Lisa [00:49:37]:
All right. Where's the matzah sticks? Right?

Samantha [00:49:39]:
Right.

Lisa [00:49:40]:
Where's the matza sticks?

Samantha [00:49:41]:
Does anybody do a good matza stick anymore?

Lisa [00:49:43]:
Right? Apparently Chili's does, but we don't have a Chili's.

Samantha [00:49:46]:
Oh, they are big and square and they're like.

Lisa [00:49:50]:
Right. You gotta.

Samantha [00:49:51]:
Ginormous.

Lisa [00:49:51]:
Gotta do that. Right? But now we don't really have that.

Samantha [00:49:55]:
We don't got that.

Lisa [00:49:56]:
A potato skin for some reason.

Samantha [00:49:58]:
Yeah. But the one restaurant that we don't have in Canada is Jelly's or Chipotle.

Lisa [00:50:03]:
Right?

Samantha [00:50:04]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:50:04]:
Right. So we're missing out on that sort of stuff.

Samantha [00:50:06]:
I know.

Lisa [00:50:06]:
Just saying. Let's bring back the. The regular. If I'm gonna open up a bar, I'm bringing back the staples.

Samantha [00:50:13]:
I think you should. I would go. I'd go, right. 80s bar. 80s music. It would just be called 80s neon everywhere.

Lisa [00:50:21]:
It would be neon purple sign, 80s. And people be like, oh, I'm going to 80s tonight. Yeah, you are. You are. Right.

Samantha [00:50:29]:
I'm gonna get me some potato skins.

Lisa [00:50:32]:
And I'm gonna have some. Some. Some mozzarella sticks.

Samantha [00:50:36]:
Okay. But don't you like deep fried mushrooms?

Lisa [00:50:39]:
No, I hate mushrooms. Right. I'm allergic. Trying to.

Samantha [00:50:41]:
Oh, so good. Deep fried zucchini.

Lisa [00:50:44]:
Cauliflower or zucchini?

Samantha [00:50:47]:
I never. I hated zucchini. I would maybe eat cauliflower, but I was really about a mushroom.

Lisa [00:50:51]:
Oh, I would eat. I would eat either because it's deep fried.

Samantha [00:50:56]:
Those were the days, right?

Lisa [00:50:58]:
That's the kicker for me. I deep fry that.

Samantha [00:51:00]:
Oh, and then you could order a Canada cooler. Oh, my God. We'd bring it all back. We'd bring back a Canada cooler. Rock.

Lisa [00:51:08]:
Bring back a rockberry cooler.

Samantha [00:51:10]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:51:11]:
You could buy it by the big bottle. Right? 2 liter for the table, Right? Right.

Samantha [00:51:19]:
Oh, my God. What is that? Is it strawberry angel or Strawberry Angel?

Lisa [00:51:24]:
And some baby duck.

Samantha [00:51:25]:
Baby duck.

Lisa [00:51:26]:
Baby duck. That was fancy, though. Hey, I think baby duck was. Was baby duck a red wine?

Samantha [00:51:32]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:51:32]:
It was just a get drunk quick one.

Samantha [00:51:34]:
It was a Get a drink. Yeah.

Lisa [00:51:35]:
All Right. You always bought the Magnum. Big bottle, please. Because it's for me and my 17 friends before the dance.

Samantha [00:51:43]:
And then we're gonna have a vodka and cranberry.

Lisa [00:51:46]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:51:46]:
As a special. And then we're gonna do lemon gin. Because.

Lisa [00:51:49]:
Lemon gin. Right. All the girls who want their panties removed tonight, here's your lemon gin. Right. And some. And a good old beer that you can chew.

Samantha [00:52:01]:
Oh, yeah, beer.

Lisa [00:52:03]:
A Pilsner, right. Or like a Molson Export, if you're from Ontario.

Samantha [00:52:07]:
God, that's gross.

Lisa [00:52:09]:
That was a chewable beer, right? Totally chewable beer, that one was.

Samantha [00:52:13]:
You know, I remember drinking. I remember when I first started drinking beer. It was Labatts or Labats Light.

Lisa [00:52:18]:
Yeah, right. I didn't even care. No, we just drank beer.

Samantha [00:52:23]:
It was just beer.

Lisa [00:52:24]:
Delicious, right? We didn't care. We didn't care in the 80s.

Samantha [00:52:27]:
We didn't care.

Lisa [00:52:28]:
Right. We drank Rockaberry Cooler in a two liter pop bottle. And we drank it and share. Passed it around.

Samantha [00:52:35]:
Not only did we have neon lights, we had neon clothing.

Lisa [00:52:38]:
Clothing, Right. We looked all that. Right? Lots of rubber bracelets, right? Totally. Right. In a mesh shirt over a shirt.

Samantha [00:52:47]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:52:48]:
Right. Thank God for Madonna. God for Madonna. Right?

Samantha [00:52:53]:
Oh, my God. God bless.

Lisa [00:52:54]:
Samantha. I've got another shake my head.

Samantha [00:52:56]:
Okay, Right.

Lisa [00:52:57]:
You'll appreciate this one. I think this week I'm shaking my head at people who have real plants because you know what? They're a lot of work and they usually end up dying. Why are we not just buying the knockoffs?

Samantha [00:53:08]:
Because people always hold out hope that they won't kill a plant.

Lisa [00:53:11]:
God. Right. Like we didn't have kids because I didn't hold off enough hope that we wouldn't kill a kid, let alone. You already killed plant. You killed plants.

Samantha [00:53:21]:
Oh, my God. Remember I told you the story of how the cactus basically jumped out of the pot?

Lisa [00:53:26]:
Ended. It ended itself. And I. We. We like burnt a petunia. Paulie, the petunia. This summer, bird turned to death, scorched her and then had to throw her away.

Samantha [00:53:37]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:53:39]:
I'm just gonna buy a plastic polypotunia this summer.

Samantha [00:53:41]:
I think plastic all the way.

Lisa [00:53:43]:
Like, who needs real, right? Just get the knockoffs. Nobody's paying that much attention to your plants. And if you are, find something different to look at in somebody's house. Why are you snooping at my plants?

Samantha [00:53:55]:
Why are you snooping at the plants?

Lisa [00:53:56]:
Why are you snooping at my plants? That's what I'd like to know.

Samantha [00:53:59]:
You know what? You can judge a person with a plastic plant, but they know their limitations, and it's not caring for things that live right.

Lisa [00:54:06]:
What would you rather have a beautiful plastic plant that might just be a little dusty or a. Or a half dead, chopped down, rotted, rotted leaf, real plant.

Samantha [00:54:16]:
And then you're just. You're throwing it out.

Lisa [00:54:18]:
Oh, I love your. I love your hibiscus plant. Like nobody who cares it's a plant. Right? I don't get.

Samantha [00:54:26]:
Oh, that's funny.

Lisa [00:54:28]:
I don't get plants like that. Right.

Samantha [00:54:30]:
You know what I don't get, though, Lisa? What is why are you sending me pictures of a dessert called melona and saying, is this melon?

Lisa [00:54:40]:
Because I think it's the worst. I'm going to post this on our Facebook page. Friends of the podcast. It's a frozen ice cream. Like a frozen popsicle dessert, right? Yes. Mango, coconut, and it's called melona. And when you see it, all you think is melanoma. That's what jumped out at me.

Lisa [00:54:58]:
And I'm like, that's horrible marketing because all I'm thinking of is skin cancer. Here's a. Here's a nice mango. Citrusy, whatever. Suck on it. And think you're at the beach with your melanoma.

Samantha [00:55:13]:
Only you can jump.

Lisa [00:55:15]:
All I saw was melanoma. All I saw was melanoma in it.

Samantha [00:55:19]:
That's so sad.

Lisa [00:55:20]:
That's all I saw. So I'm gonna have to post that for this story to be relevant.

Samantha [00:55:23]:
I think you need to.

Lisa [00:55:24]:
I will. I will do that, Samantha. I will do that. Okay, let's. Let's cut to the chase and let's discuss quickly cupboards, shall we?

Samantha [00:55:33]:
Huh?

Lisa [00:55:34]:
We asked people to show us their Tupperware cupboards.

Samantha [00:55:37]:
Well, now gleefully showed us, and people did.

Lisa [00:55:41]:
Right? Which was awesome. Finally, some participation. You won't download, subscribe to podcast, but just send us your picture of your Tupperware. It's a messed up situation. Really?

Samantha [00:55:51]:
That is a little messed up. Guys, come on, right?

Lisa [00:55:55]:
All 800, 900 of you on our Facebook page. A lot of you sent us pictures. Did you download, subscribe to podcast too? Probably not. Anyways, Cupboards, Tupperware cupboards. What I've learned in the years that we've been doing the podcast. Eight years almost. They're not necessarily cupboards anymore. They're now drawers.

Lisa [00:56:17]:
Yes, a lot of people have drawers, right? My most favorite was Amy. Amy owned her mess. Amy. Amy owned her messy draw. Her messy Tupperware. And I thought that that was funny. But you know what I noticed too. Is that there was a lot of lids and no actual bottoms in everybody's Tupperware.

Lisa [00:56:38]:
A few are really neat and tidy and all put together well. Right. Megan. She doesn't save food. Apparently. She saves screw nails.

Samantha [00:56:46]:
Yeah. In her Tupperware.

Lisa [00:56:48]:
Right. And I just think it's funny. And so. So everybody with the drawers are like, you have to have the drawers. Right? That's the way to go. Drawers. And I get that. That would be the way to go.

Samantha [00:56:57]:
Okay. But did you see Cindy's. Cindy? Oh, my God. She had, like, four or five pictures, and I'm like, you're. It is overkill with the Tupperware.

Lisa [00:57:07]:
Okay. Like, do we need an intervention? Like, could she be hoarding?

Samantha [00:57:11]:
Does have some at home and at the cabin, so.

Lisa [00:57:14]:
Okay. All right. Thanks for the clarification. I'm just saying thank you for everybody who. Who sent in their pictures. Much appreciated. It was fun looking at your stuff.

Samantha [00:57:27]:
It was. And you know who didn't share?

Lisa [00:57:29]:
Who?

Samantha [00:57:29]:
Me or Lisa?

Lisa [00:57:30]:
No, we didn't. Mine's neat and tidy. Yours? I don't know.

Samantha [00:57:34]:
Mine is somewhat neat.

Lisa [00:57:35]:
Yours is questionable. And it's probably margarine.

Samantha [00:57:39]:
Nope.

Lisa [00:57:40]:
No. Oh, right. You went to glass. You went to glass.

Samantha [00:57:42]:
Went to glass. I got classy.

Lisa [00:57:45]:
Neat, then. Should be somewhat. No, it should only be neat. It should be nice and stackable.

Samantha [00:57:50]:
Yeah. Yeah.

Lisa [00:57:52]:
Oh, see, Right.

Samantha [00:57:53]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:57:54]:
Do I even know you anymore?

Samantha [00:57:55]:
No.

Lisa [00:57:56]:
I don't know right. Now I know why you're not answering my text in a timely manner, too. Because you're reading.

Samantha [00:58:03]:
I'm not reading.

Lisa [00:58:05]:
You're reading your books now. When you say. When I say, what are you doing on Sunday? You're like, you know, I'm just looking forward to reading a new book. Ah. Ding, ding, ding.

Samantha [00:58:14]:
I got me alone.

Lisa [00:58:16]:
Leave her alone. Right?

Samantha [00:58:17]:
I'm busy.

Lisa [00:58:18]:
It's private time.

Samantha [00:58:22]:
Oh, my God. Did you say this to your nieces?

Lisa [00:58:25]:
They're my nieces.

Samantha [00:58:26]:
Were you this rude to your nieces?

Lisa [00:58:29]:
I might have been kind of this rude to.

Samantha [00:58:31]:
Oh, a little bit. And you wonder why they don't like to talk to you anymore.

Lisa [00:58:34]:
They do like to talk to me. They love their Auntie Lisa. Right. They love me so much. Again. I was just surprised.

Samantha [00:58:42]:
I'm sure you were.

Lisa [00:58:44]:
I don't know this.

Samantha [00:58:47]:
You know what? I was surprised, though. I was surprised that I found out you were a lazy walker.

Lisa [00:58:51]:
I'm not a lazy walker. You're a cheater.

Samantha [00:58:54]:
No, I'm not. I don't cheat.

Lisa [00:58:55]:
You're a. You're an Arm. You're an over aggressive arm swinger.

Samantha [00:58:58]:
No, I'm not.

Lisa [00:59:00]:
There's no way when we start our day at the same place and we go the exact same places that you're a thousand steps ahead of me all day long.

Samantha [00:59:08]:
Because I just have lots of steps within my day.

Lisa [00:59:11]:
You don't though, right? Your arms. You're an arm mover. I think you're che. That's cheating.

Samantha [00:59:18]:
It's not you. When you walk, you swing your arms.

Lisa [00:59:22]:
Apparently, no one of us doesn't actually. I must have my hand in my pocket or something. I'm just sauntering. I'm just sauntering. I don't know. Seems odd, right? It seems like.

Samantha [00:59:34]:
I know because I. People that have walked with me prior to you have also said how come your step count is more.

Lisa [00:59:42]:
Yeah. And it's because it's calibrated to cheat.

Samantha [00:59:45]:
No, it's not.

Lisa [00:59:46]:
Seems like it might be.

Samantha [00:59:47]:
I think I just step more.

Lisa [00:59:49]:
I don't know if you do like a thousand steps more. A thousand steps more.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
For sure.

Lisa [00:59:53]:
I do call them bullshit.

Samantha [00:59:56]:
I get up to move things. You sit there and wait for people to move things.

Lisa [01:00:00]:
Yeah, I do.

Samantha [01:00:02]:
You do? You do?

Lisa [01:00:04]:
I totally do. Here's a new workaround that Starbucks has come up with, Samantha.

Samantha [01:00:09]:
Oh, dear.

Lisa [01:00:10]:
When you order your Starbucks through the drive through and you're in the car and you go to use your tap, they don't want you to just tap. So you know what they say? You have to do it. Why say so they go to give you them. So I go to tap and they're like, oh, sorry, there's a glare or something's wrong with it. I'll just hand it to you. So you're looking at it, right? So now I got the thing in my hand, right? There's no glare. There's nothing wrong with it. You know what there is? There's a decision to be made on whether or not I want to tip them.

Lisa [01:00:43]:
And I'm like, oh, you sneaky, sneaky little bastards. I definitely don't want to tip you. 100%. No. 100%. No. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now. No.

Lisa [01:00:57]:
And then you don't tip and you give it back to them. Then they turn their back to you because we did this when I took my nieces to Starbucks. Then they turn their back to the window and I'm sure that they have a secret code that they're talking because they're saying, she's not a tipper. She didn't tip. No tip. No tip. And I'm sure somebody spits in something. I'm sure.

Samantha [01:01:21]:
I felt they do not.

Lisa [01:01:23]:
I felt that they. I felt that there was some animosity and that they knew that I didn't tip. I didn't tip because I don't want to do the work.

Samantha [01:01:31]:
But I mean that's a slippery slope though, right? Because if you're gonna tip at Starbucks, then you have to tip at all the fast foods.

Lisa [01:01:37]:
Right? Right. And I don't know if I'm prepared to start doing that because it's.

Samantha [01:01:41]:
Are you going to your, are you going to tip your subway artist?

Lisa [01:01:45]:
I'm not because it's her job. That's her job is to make the sub.

Samantha [01:01:49]:
Right, Right.

Lisa [01:01:51]:
So, so, so guess what? Your boss is tipping you to make the sub. That's your pay. That's your weekly pay.

Samantha [01:01:57]:
You definitely draw a line with certain things.

Lisa [01:02:00]:
I do. Right. I'm really. I would, I bet you I would be a no tipper if I could get away with never being a tipper.

Samantha [01:02:08]:
Like even in a restaurant where you're getting served.

Lisa [01:02:12]:
I hate parting with my money.

Samantha [01:02:14]:
I know, but I'm a good tipper.

Lisa [01:02:16]:
I don't mind.

Samantha [01:02:17]:
I've watched you literally give it away.

Lisa [01:02:20]:
Yes, you have. Because I felt I had great service. Right. So I felt it deserved my money.

Samantha [01:02:27]:
You literally give it you well and you made a new friend, so. Yeah, right.

Lisa [01:02:31]:
Friendship is important. But we're not going to get in there.

Samantha [01:02:36]:
No, we're not.

Lisa [01:02:38]:
That's for another day. I'm just saying. Right, just. It's a slippery slope. You're right. It's a slippery slope and I don't know what side I slip on.

Samantha [01:02:51]:
I think that you waver on a good day.

Lisa [01:02:53]:
I waver. I totally do waver. Yeah. I'm a waiver. That's what I am.

Samantha [01:02:58]:
Yes. Yes you are.

Lisa [01:03:00]:
So dear Starbucks, guess what? You didn't pull one over on me. I didn't fall for your trick. Ha ha ha ha. You got no tip. Right? That sounds mean hearted. And I'm not mean hearted. Friends of the podcast, I'm sure it.

Samantha [01:03:11]:
Was a delightful Starbucks.

Lisa [01:03:14]:
Always a delightful Starbucks with my nieces. Right. And then mocha choca, half a pump. No pump. Chocolate chips. Take back two chips. Ice, hold the ice. Oh, maybe I'm going to have that ice.

Lisa [01:03:27]:
Can you shake the ice?

Samantha [01:03:28]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:03:29]:
And for you? What are you getting? I'll just get a hot chocolate, please. Right. Because you guys have. Cuz now I'm stressed out. Right. Oh, that's Funny, I tell you, young kids, right, that's their job is to put those baristas through the paces.

Samantha [01:03:44]:
Yeah, well, that's.

Lisa [01:03:46]:
You offer it.

Samantha [01:03:48]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:03:48]:
You get what you get.

Samantha [01:03:50]:
All the weird.

Lisa [01:03:51]:
Get what you get, Samantha. Right?

Samantha [01:03:52]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:03:53]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:03:54]:
Well, this is the time of the episode where I tell you how you can connect with us. So I would like you to connect with us on our many social platforms. Or you can check out our website, which is ishakemyheadpod.com you can sign up for newsletters, check out our blog, leave us a message or voicemail, and stay to listen to any of our episodes. Spotify is our home, so if you're still listening to us anywhere else, maybe give Spotify a chance and, you know, check us out there as well. You can support us by sharing us on your socials and becoming our podcast ambassador. Anything that you see that you think is funny from us, just share it on your socials and then tag us in it and we will mention it here on the podcast.

Lisa [01:04:33]:
Cool.

Samantha [01:04:35]:
And if you want to catch our videos, you can check out our YouTube page and subscribe to get notified of a new episode. So if you want to see Lisa and I making funny faces at each other, please check it out.

Lisa [01:04:48]:
And she tells me she reads porn.

Samantha [01:04:49]:
Oh, no, you're not. If. If you're a fan of I Shake My head joining our Patreon is a no brainer. By subscribing, you'll get exclusive access to behind the scenes footage, early access to episodes, and special bonus content that you won't find anywhere else. For as little as $2 a month, you'll be directly supporting and helping us produce even more awesome content. So check it out@patreon.com ishakemyhad if you need some new I Shake my head Swag, check out threadless.com search I shake my head and there should be new and old logos available to order. And we want to thank John Jimingo for editing our podcast each week. He definitely makes us sound better than we should.

Lisa [01:05:32]:
I think we sound pretty good, but he does. He puts the cherry on top, right?

Samantha [01:05:35]:
He does.

Lisa [01:05:36]:
And John Jamingo is going to be very invested in Sunday's football game.

Samantha [01:05:42]:
If we can just get all the.

Lisa [01:05:43]:
People on the podcast to just text. Just, just go to our Facebook page and type in, hey, John. Go Chiefs. You'd make me so happy.

Samantha [01:05:53]:
He's an Eagles fan. Hard. Hardcore, Hardcore Eagles fan.

Lisa [01:05:57]:
What did I say to him? I can't. I can't cheer for the Eagles. I can't cheer For John's team.

Samantha [01:06:01]:
I can.

Lisa [01:06:02]:
Well, you're going to because you're a girlfriend.

Samantha [01:06:05]:
No, I like you guys.

Lisa [01:06:06]:
Books to each other.

Samantha [01:06:07]:
No, we don't read books to each other, you weirdo. Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:06:12]:
Blows my mind.

Samantha [01:06:13]:
You learn one new backdoor books, you've been gone for just a few days. You learn one new thing from your niece and now you're hanging on to it like the ADHD freak you are.

Lisa [01:06:23]:
Right? I need to know. Do you read these books? Do you read the.

Samantha [01:06:27]:
I am curious by the time you. You get to work tomorrow, and I can't ask that.

Lisa [01:06:32]:
That's not work appropriate.

Samantha [01:06:33]:
No, it is not work appropriate, but I feel like somehow you'll work it into a conversation.

Lisa [01:06:38]:
Because you know what? I'm going to want to share a story about my nieces and then I'll watch. I'll watch for reactions.

Samantha [01:06:46]:
God, you're a freak.

Lisa [01:06:47]:
Right? I'm an observer. I guess.

Samantha [01:06:49]:
You are not.

Lisa [01:06:51]:
Know what? Back door books were not it.

Samantha [01:06:55]:
Open door books, not the backdoor book. Those door books. Like you're just don't make up phrases. Okay.

Lisa [01:07:03]:
Make them sound worse than they are. All right, Samantha, anything else you want to talk about this week?

Samantha [01:07:09]:
I'm good, Lisa.

Lisa [01:07:10]:
I'm better still. Gotcha. Zing.

Samantha [01:07:13]:
God damn it.

Lisa [01:07:14]:
All the time. Right? Oh, important. Are we up to say our announcement yet? Not yet.

Samantha [01:07:19]:
No, not yet.

Lisa [01:07:20]:
You said it was going to be this week, though.

Samantha [01:07:22]:
It'll be next week.

Lisa [01:07:23]:
Now we really, seriously do have an announcement.

Samantha [01:07:27]:
We do.

Lisa [01:07:29]:
Stay tun next week.

Samantha [01:07:30]:
All right.

Lisa [01:07:30]:
Next.

Samantha [01:07:31]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:07:32]:
All right. Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:07:35]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:07:47]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.