Olympic Buzz, Vaseline Tricks and Kamala Harris

Samantha [00:00:04]:
Hey. We're back with another episode of I Shake My Head. Hello, friends of the podcast. Hey, everybody. Samantha. Lisa, how you doing?

Lisa [00:00:15]:
Good. In case people didn't know, it's with Lisa and Sam. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Something new about me. Can you tell? Can you see it? Can you see it? If you're watching this on the YouTube people, you'll see it.

Lisa [00:00:28]:
Can you see it, Samantha?

Samantha [00:00:32]:
Well, the way you're pursing your lips, I'm suggesting you've got something on them. So because my lips are always dry, right, because I'm being being dehydrated, Guess what I'm doing?

Lisa [00:00:42]:
I'm using Vaseline on them. Look at them. Look at how glistening they are. They're glistening. And I totally get I totally, totally understand why people use Vaseline on things. It feels good. It feels good. What? Oh, you.

Samantha [00:00:56]:
I'm not talking like that. Yes. You know what? And immediately my mind went to, like, the dirtiest versions of what you could use Vaseline for.

Lisa [00:01:03]:
Right? I'm just using them on my lips, which

Samantha [00:01:05]:
I guess still if you were being dirty girl, you

Lisa [00:01:07]:
could still put them on your lip and

Samantha [00:01:09]:
let it slide. Wouldn't hurt.

Lisa [00:01:14]:
Right? You gotta go there. You might as well go there easily. Moisten. It feels good, though. It feels good.

Samantha [00:01:22]:
So is, is your Vaseline routine working for your dry, dehydrated lips? Yeah. As long as I remember to use it. Or better yet, you could just start drinking water.

Lisa [00:01:33]:
Uh-uh. I'm not doing that. I actually have a Powerade today. Right? Because I'm dehydrated because Lenny, do you know why I'm dehydrated, Samantha?

Samantha [00:01:44]:
Why is that, Lisa?

Lisa [00:01:45]:
Because I've had to take so many fucking cold pills. You know why? Because you gave your sinus infection to me. And just so you know, you've given your you, Samantha Sperling, have officially given your sinus infection to people at my work. One of them was my boss boss.

Samantha [00:02:01]:
Oh not boss boss? Boss boss. Oh, darn it. Yep. Right? Boss boss? Yeah. I'm sorry, boss boss. It was only meant for Lisa. Right?

Lisa [00:02:11]:
But you didn't tell me that. Right? So then

Samantha [00:02:13]:
I had you know what? I have zero sympathy because you had zero sympathy for me when I told you I wasn't feeling well and we were going to the lake, and all you thought was get medicated, shut up, take your meds.

Lisa [00:02:25]:
We're not canceling this stuff.

Samantha [00:02:27]:
We're not canceling this stuff.

Lisa [00:02:29]:
Remember I was pissy and I sent you a message? Believe it or not, every now and then I get pissy, people.

Samantha [00:02:33]:
I remember I

Lisa [00:02:34]:
sent you a message saying, do I need to stop packing?

Samantha [00:02:39]:
You are such a hoe bag. Right. I knew full well that I would need to be on my deathbed, and only then I might get out of not going to the lake.

Lisa [00:02:52]:
Right. Only then. It would all just depend.

Samantha [00:02:55]:
And the thing is, my dedication to the lake, because I also enjoy it, and I love it there, I was fully prepared. I came stocked with lots of lots of meds. You did, but yet you didn't come with a mask because then I caught it,

Lisa [00:03:08]:
and then I ended up giving it to people, and I just

Samantha [00:03:11]:
thought it was for you.

Lisa [00:03:12]:
I just thought it was a sinus infection. Didn't think you could catch that.

Samantha [00:03:15]:
Well, okay. But Michelle didn't get sick, did she, the HHG? You guys know the HHT. She's our other best friend. Nope. She did not get sick. She's the reluctant best friend, I think.

Lisa [00:03:25]:
She's the hyper hype girl that's super hyper, and she's our girl, but only when she wants to be. She's always our girl, but

Samantha [00:03:33]:
she only makes appearances. It's sporadic. Yeah. You know, it still comes and goes. Comes and goes.

Lisa [00:03:39]:
Right? I mentioned to her about Billy Idol, and she's like, oh, thanks for reminding me. She's like, I'll never she's like, I'll never remember that. I'm like, it's in a week. It's in

Samantha [00:03:48]:
a week,

Lisa [00:03:49]:
and I will remind you 16 times between now and then. And then she texts me back, like, 5 minutes later, what was it that you're reminding me about again? I'm like Stop. Because this girl never finishes her email her messages. Right? She only reads bits of them. Bits of them. So yeah. So good on you. Good on you, Samantha.

Samantha [00:04:07]:
Yep. It was only meant for you.

Lisa [00:04:10]:
I know. Right? So I come home from work, sit down, wanna watch a little bit of the Bluejay game. Right? Uh-huh. Sit down. Just taking it easy. Comfy chair, feet on the coffee table. I look at Mike, feet on the coffee table. We're just enjoying the game.

Lisa [00:04:28]:
And then

Samantha [00:04:28]:
all of a sudden I thought, when did this become acceptable? When did it become okay to put our feet on the coffee table? I'm surely to god not the only person that does this. No. I use mine as a footstool.

Lisa [00:04:40]:
Right. But when did we start doing that?

Samantha [00:04:43]:
I I don't know because, I mean, if you grew up when we grew up Is it from the day? Back in the day.

Lisa [00:04:51]:
Seventies? Is it from

Samantha [00:04:52]:
the seventies? You never put your feet on the furniture

Lisa [00:04:56]:
ever. Like, you didn't even put them on the couch. No. Feet went on the floor.

Samantha [00:04:59]:
Your feet were on the floor or your feet definitely never went on the coffee table? Never. In the good section of your home?

Lisa [00:05:05]:
You didn't even go in the good section of your home unless

Samantha [00:05:07]:
it

Lisa [00:05:07]:
was Christmas?

Samantha [00:05:08]:
Yep. Right? Ever. And here we are, just our our coffee table literally holds 2 sets of feet and 2 remote controls. We've become, I don't know, lazy, trashy.

Lisa [00:05:21]:
Is it trashy, or are we rebelling because of all the time feet don't go on the table, Feet don't go on the table.

Samantha [00:05:26]:
Oh, maybe. It's like instinctively,

Lisa [00:05:29]:
screw you. But yet I don't remember ever doing that. I don't ever remember putting them on the table.

Samantha [00:05:35]:
I never we never did, right?

Lisa [00:05:37]:
We just grew up knowing you wouldn't dare. No, don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't

Samantha [00:05:45]:
Don't you dare.

Lisa [00:05:46]:
Right? You come home, you make craft dinner, you dare. You're gonna you're gonna make something different, don't you dare? Nope. Right? You're gonna make scrambled eggs, don't you dare? Craft dinner, grilled cheese sandwich, peanut butter

Samantha [00:06:00]:
and jam.

Lisa [00:06:02]:
Go at it, Lisa. Go at it.

Samantha [00:06:04]:
Right? Yeah. Don't you dare, you know, experiment. Don't you dare experiment, right?

Lisa [00:06:09]:
So I don't know. I just thought it was odd that there we are just sitting there relaxing with our feet on that on a piece of furniture that holds well, I don't

Samantha [00:06:16]:
know what it holds. We just apparently just our feet. Feet. A remote control.

Lisa [00:06:21]:
Like, I literally positioned my chair perfectly so my feet hit the coffee table at the right place. Like, I'm adjusting my chair all the time. I'm like, Somebody's moved my

Samantha [00:06:31]:
chair because my feet are

Lisa [00:06:32]:
not at the coffee table where they're supposed to be.

Samantha [00:06:35]:
Oh my god. Yeah. You only live with one other person, your husband. So it's him.

Lisa [00:06:41]:
He says what happens is when I get up, because we have the wood floors, my chair slips back.

Samantha [00:06:47]:
Oh, that's true. Right? Yeah.

Lisa [00:06:49]:
So I'm always having to adjust. So I guess that's why been what I've been thinking. Oh, but I've been okay.

Samantha [00:06:55]:
You could be losing your marbles too.

Lisa [00:06:57]:
Well, right, 55. Although, a girl at work today was like,

Samantha [00:07:01]:
I wouldn't have pegged you for more than 40. I mean, she's 19.

Lisa [00:07:04]:
And I was like, I'll take that. Thank you. Alright. I'll take any compliment.

Samantha [00:07:11]:
Oh my god. You could be her mother.

Lisa [00:07:13]:
Her mother's 5 years younger than me.

Samantha [00:07:15]:
Oh my god.

Lisa [00:07:16]:
And she comes from a family with 6 kids. Ouch. Ouch. Who does that?

Samantha [00:07:23]:
Who has 6 kids? Who do that? Who do that on purpose? Who does that anymore? God. Right? How about have no kids?

Lisa [00:07:31]:
Right? Okay. Speaking of kids, I gotta we gotta go there. We talked about this. We went out the other night. Yeah.

Samantha [00:07:36]:
We we we I just felt like we needed to go there again.

Lisa [00:07:40]:
Right? We didn't. We didn't. We didn't. We tried to be good and, god, then we got out on our own and we were thinking. And then we're like, we you know what? We're talking about Friends of the Podcast. We gotta revisit Gipsy Rose having a baby. I know. Right? We talked about it last week.

Lisa [00:07:56]:
Yeah. We got questions. Got questions. Who's asking the first question? Who wants to look like the ultimate shithead, me or you? I think you

Samantha [00:08:04]:
should go first. Okay. Are we sure she's mentally sound and she should be having a fucking baby? Could she be like her mother?

Lisa [00:08:10]:
Could she be like her mom?

Samantha [00:08:12]:
How can she have a baby? Well, that's my question. How is it medically possible for her to have a baby because she went through so much shit as a kid? Totally. Chemotherapy, other drugs. She lost her teeth, for heaven's sake. Right. Although I do think hair.

Lisa [00:08:30]:
Although I do think that no hair and no teeth still does not affect you having a baby.

Samantha [00:08:34]:
No. I know. But that's But how does it affect your internal organs?

Lisa [00:08:38]:
Well, everything has to all the amount of trauma that her body went through and and and and and and then the like, hi. And then she killed her mom. Like like, let's not even like, hi. She killed her mama. I get I get it, people. She got every reason to.

Samantha [00:08:53]:
And I understand why she did the interview. She needed to show people that

Lisa [00:08:59]:
she was

Samantha [00:08:59]:
calm and clear and able to potentially handle this phase of my life.

Lisa [00:09:06]:
Possibly kinda sedated, maybe she was.

Samantha [00:09:09]:
No. No. I don't

Lisa [00:09:11]:
think so. I don't know. It was awkward, it's awkward, and what do

Samantha [00:09:15]:
you do? You just tippy toe around it. I think that she'll be watched. I think that her family, her friends, will She doesn't have friends. Will watch her.

Lisa [00:09:26]:
She doesn't have friends.

Samantha [00:09:27]:
Well, she has a boyfriend now, doesn't she? Yeah. Till he realized who impregnated her.

Lisa [00:09:33]:
Till he realizes that she's batshit crazy because and understandably so. Like, that should take years of getting over, not 6 months out of jail. And look at it. I've got 2 husbands later and

Samantha [00:09:44]:
a baby. Okay. I can't believe I she might have done work in jail. She was in jail for a length of time, was she not?

Lisa [00:09:52]:
Yeah. But her work should've been, thou shalt not kill your mama. Thou shalt not kill your mama.

Samantha [00:09:56]:
Well, I think it probably was around that.

Lisa [00:09:58]:
Right. Even though you have reason to. Even though you have reason to.

Samantha [00:10:02]:
You still should not take someone else's life.

Lisa [00:10:04]:
You still shouldn't. And even though but then now the haters are gonna come out and they're gonna say, but she didn't kill her. I know, but she thought it up.

Samantha [00:10:11]:
She thought it up. Right?

Lisa [00:10:13]:
So that's all kind of crazy thinking. I love a good serial killer and but not her. And I it's not really a serial killer, I guess. No. I love a good killer. I love a good killing spree. I love a good crime, but I'm not ever gonna act it out ever. You're weird.

Lisa [00:10:29]:
She acted it out. She's weirder.

Samantha [00:10:31]:
I know. I just have cons I just had genuine concerns about that whole scenario.

Lisa [00:10:40]:
That there was an elephant in the room No. And it was her being a little crazy.

Samantha [00:10:45]:
That we started around how we really felt about her announcing she was pregnant. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Right?

Lisa [00:10:52]:
And and we tried. Right? But now I gotta I can't do it.

Samantha [00:10:57]:
Because let's be serious. When someone says, oh, that's interesting, that's really a judgmental statement.

Lisa [00:11:03]:
Totally. Right? And friends of the podcast, you know nobody judges better than Lisa and Sam. Right? If you've listened to any of our 400 episodes, you know we're all about judge

Samantha [00:11:12]:
Oh, yeah. So, So, shake your heads at us. That's perfectly alright.

Lisa [00:11:15]:
But guess what? I'm judging her.

Samantha [00:11:17]:
Yeah. And you know what? If you're not excited with what Lisa has said or myself, please add us whenever you feel you need to.

Lisa [00:11:24]:
We'll answer back. We'll answer back. Yep. Right? Let's just how

Samantha [00:11:28]:
it is. Just know that it it is curious, questioning, concerned. Concerned.

Lisa [00:11:35]:
Yes. At the very end, concerned. I only have so much room for

Samantha [00:11:40]:
a judgementalness.

Lisa [00:11:42]:
Right? And then and then it go and then repeat. Right? The core if it was a song, the chorus would be curious, concern, error. That would be the main part, and the chorus would be judging, judging, judging. Let's just keep on judging. Right? Because that's what we're doing.

Samantha [00:12:01]:
That is totally what we're doing.

Lisa [00:12:03]:
We're just judging her shit. We're judging her shit. I don't Yeah. I don't think she's okay to have a baby right now.

Samantha [00:12:09]:
No. Well, no. She is not. And if I'm being honest, I don't feel like you're okay, Lisa, because I'm shaking my head at you. I thought

Lisa [00:12:18]:
you were gonna say to have a baby, and I'm gonna be like, I am not having a baby.

Samantha [00:12:21]:
No. I know you're not having a baby. Good. I am shaking my head at you, though. Oh, what? What what? You know that you know that phrase, give them an inch, and they'll take a mile? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's you.

Samantha [00:12:30]:
How is that me? Yeah. Because Sarah, our new best friend, apparently Yeah. Who opened up who opened up a chat group in WhatsApp Right. Is now being bombarded

Lisa [00:12:44]:
by you. But but here's the thing.

Samantha [00:12:47]:
On a daily basis.

Lisa [00:12:48]:
But here's the thing. Right?

Samantha [00:12:50]:
She's our friend. And if I'm asking a question, you're chirping in, and I'm, like, I need you to not con I need you to not contribute to this conversation right now because I'm trying to have a conversation with your your new best friend, Sarah.

Lisa [00:13:03]:
Then you need to message me privately

Samantha [00:13:05]:
on the private line. I feel we

Lisa [00:13:06]:
have a party line here going. You need to message me on the private line, Sarah.

Samantha [00:13:10]:
I don't I don't think smart. Sarah. I don't think she understood what she did. I don't think she understood the gate, the floodgate that she opened.

Lisa [00:13:17]:
Her question

Samantha [00:13:18]:
was Let's have a group chat. Let's have a group chat on WhatsApp. Yes. Let's do that. And then I'm like, awesome. This will keep her entertained for hours.

Lisa [00:13:28]:
Right? And drive Sarah Burke crazy. Right? And as you guys know, right? Sarah Burke. So she she's our new best friend.

Samantha [00:13:36]:
She demands. Right? She demands. She the boss. She the boss.

Lisa [00:13:40]:
She she's the podcast boss. Right.

Samantha [00:13:44]:
Right? And Actually, Sarah Sarah is awesome, but I just really feel sad. Sorry. Feel bad for her? I do. I'm like probably I don't think she understands just how chatty you can be.

Lisa [00:13:56]:
Right, and she doesn't understand that I have a hard time wrapping it up.

Samantha [00:14:01]:
You go wrap it up, and then you you sometimes need so many explanations of the same thing.

Lisa [00:14:08]:
I've loved it twice.

Samantha [00:14:09]:
And then it's like, k, what word in the last paragraph that I wrote caught her off guard? How can I rephrase it in the exact same way, but yet different from the previous conversation so that she'll understand? Does anyone follow me on this? Does anyone feel my pain? Friends of the podcast, do you

Lisa [00:14:28]:
feel my pain? So this is what I would say to that. Dear Sarah, you need to learn a little bit more about your new bestie. Right? Because she has to take that care when she's she can't just fire something off and

Samantha [00:14:40]:
then not expect

Lisa [00:14:40]:
that I'm gonna have a 125 questions.

Samantha [00:14:43]:
You have more than a 125 questions. Right? But I'm thrilled

Lisa [00:14:46]:
to have a new best friend. Oh, yes, I know. Right? And I'm sure she's just as happy. Yes. Right? Like, why wouldn't she be? Why wouldn't she be?

Samantha [00:14:55]:
Why wouldn't she be? Right? But you're but I so

Lisa [00:14:58]:
I don't feel I'm taking anything. I feel I was invited to become her best friend.

Samantha [00:15:01]:
Yes. You were. An open invitation in a group chat. Yes. Open invitation in a group chat, Lisa. And then and then she

Lisa [00:15:08]:
even said that she loves the group chat, and I'm like, yes. And you were like,

Samantha [00:15:12]:
you floated on a cloud for the rest of the day. All the pretty girls walked like this. And all I thought was, oh, god. This is going to inflate her ego even more. That's right. Right? Totally. But you were you you did, Sarah. You made her day, and and just just know that Welcome to the family.

Samantha [00:15:35]:
Yes. Welcome to the welcome to the group chat.

Lisa [00:15:38]:
Right? The biggest regret one day you're gonna have. Alright. But I'm moving on from that. Right? As much as I

Samantha [00:15:46]:
appreciate Sarah, I appreciate American politics a whole lot more. Oh, gosh.

Lisa [00:15:51]:
My my American political game just got amped up. It went from boring and dull to exciting again all because the old man dropped out.

Samantha [00:16:01]:
I'm back in it.

Lisa [00:16:02]:
I'm staying up late. I'm watching the loops doing it all.

Samantha [00:16:06]:
I know. I know.

Lisa [00:16:08]:
Can I get a hand clap for Kamala? Kamala. Kamala. Sorry. I call her I call her Kamala because of the with wrestling. There was WWE wrestler Kamala that you get in Headhunter. Oh, okay. So so her name's very similar to his.

Samantha [00:16:26]:
Uh-huh. I keep I keep seeing a meme of, our our the VP talking about coconuts. Do you know anything about that?

Lisa [00:16:35]:
I don't

Samantha [00:16:35]:
know anything about coconuts. In a speech, she was like, you know, just shake your coconuts or something about coconuts,

Lisa [00:16:42]:
and I'm like I do not know.

Samantha [00:16:43]:
I need the full context of what the hell she's talking about.

Lisa [00:16:48]:
I do not know what that means.

Samantha [00:16:49]:
I don't know. She's just something that's going around. But you know what? You know what I heard? There are people who are concerned about Biden because he's been missing in action for a few days. There's rumors going around that he's he's dead or, like, dying? He's super sad.

Lisa [00:17:07]:
No. He's just super sad. Okay. I feel he's just super sad. I'm going with just super sad.

Samantha [00:17:13]:
I know, but people were asking for confirmation of whether or not he was alive. Like, people in congress were asking to actually formally see him or have an acknowledgment that he is alive. Yeah. Because they didn't they wanted confirmation that he actually really did resign.

Lisa [00:17:31]:
Wow. So what do they want? Like, what they do with the pope, like a puff of black smoke or something?

Samantha [00:17:36]:
I don't know. Maybe a picture. He is alive? Click. Right? Click. Because that picture is gonna

Lisa [00:17:40]:
look any different than any other picture he is alive? I don't know. I don't know.

Samantha [00:17:44]:
It's weird.

Lisa [00:17:44]:
Weird. But it's exciting. It's exciting.

Samantha [00:17:46]:
Yes. I know.

Lisa [00:17:47]:
She's back in it. I don't know if she can win it, but, she's got my vote. If I'm an American, she's got my vote. And I'll and and and and, again, don't at me, but 4 years ago, I was picking her to be the president before she had to step out because she didn't have enough people supporting her.

Samantha [00:18:04]:
No. That's okay. So is that all fine? No offense. I'm I I don't know. I'm not I'm not gonna say either way. Time has passed. It's water under the bridge. Do people like her enough to vote for her? Does she have the confidence of her party?

Lisa [00:18:20]:
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because, hi, they just all elected her to to do this job. I hope so. She's got the party. Now you just have to now you have to it comes down to crazy, crazy felon or the first black American

Samantha [00:18:33]:
Is he a felon? Has he been in has he been convicted of anything?

Lisa [00:18:37]:
Yeah. Does he not owe $780,000,000 to somebody?

Samantha [00:18:40]:
Oh, I don't know. There I

Lisa [00:18:42]:
don't know. I've lost track.

Samantha [00:18:43]:
He's he's been forgiven of a couple of them. Couple of cases have been dropped.

Lisa [00:18:47]:
Wow. He's like he's like the non millennial saint apparently.

Samantha [00:18:50]:
He's a Teflon. That's what he Right.

Lisa [00:18:52]:
And then he'll do a miracle and somebody will will I don't know.

Samantha [00:18:56]:
Actually, maybe that's something he should consider. He's going to to the Vatican and touching touching the tombstone of the millennial saint, and asking for a wing and

Lisa [00:19:09]:
a prayer. Tombstone, the millennial saint's not in a tombstone. He's like full body in a glass coffin. No. Yes. He's on display there.

Samantha [00:19:19]:
Oh, my god. What does he look like?

Lisa [00:19:21]:
He still looks the same, the picture shows. No. Apparently, I guess if you're a saint, you don't decompose and rot.

Samantha [00:19:29]:
Oh, that is so gross.

Lisa [00:19:30]:
Yeah. Hi. That's what they do with that. And there's your saint. There's your saint.

Samantha [00:19:35]:
Oh, that is so gross.

Lisa [00:19:36]:
I don't know. I don't know enough about the decomposing. And maybe it's a fixed picture. It could be. Hi.

Samantha [00:19:41]:
We don't fact check. We don't know shit

Lisa [00:19:43]:
like that. No. That's true. We don't know shit. I did see the I saw the picture someplace in my travels.

Samantha [00:19:47]:
Okay. Okay. Alright. Alright.

Lisa [00:19:48]:
But had his sneakers on.

Samantha [00:19:51]:
Oh, okay. Alright. So I

Lisa [00:19:52]:
don't know. I don't

Samantha [00:19:53]:
I don't know. However, however, you will be stuck to the TV for the next how many months do we have now to the election?

Lisa [00:20:00]:
We have a 105 days.

Samantha [00:20:02]:
Oh, dear lord. So you'll be watching that?

Lisa [00:20:06]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:20:07]:
Your fantasy football?

Lisa [00:20:09]:
I just got just got the email. Gotta pick my team on August 3rd.

Samantha [00:20:12]:
Oh my god. He asked me if you got it.

Lisa [00:20:15]:
Got it?

Samantha [00:20:15]:
I had Okay, you guys. She's playing. She's playing. The winner is playing. Okay?

Lisa [00:20:20]:
Okay. I went and checked my I went and checked my status still. I got a little crown beside my name. Oh. Right? Because who is the champ?

Samantha [00:20:27]:
Oh my god. I feel like I need to play, and then I'm just gonna do

Lisa [00:20:30]:
random shit. Just do it. Just for fun. Right? Just join for fun.

Samantha [00:20:36]:
And just randomly picking shit. Right?

Lisa [00:20:38]:
That's what I did last year until I learned how to do it. Right? Right? Oh my god. I know. I have a gift.

Samantha [00:20:47]:
Yes, Lisa. You do. Unfortunately, it did not come out with the baseball one though.

Lisa [00:20:51]:
It was too much work. I got tired of

Samantha [00:20:53]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:20:53]:
See? I lost interest. That's not true. I lose interest. Uh-huh. I lose interest. It's too long.

Samantha [00:20:58]:
Ever. It's too long. Whatever. Whatever. I think in the next 105 days, though Uh-huh. It's gonna be a barn burner.

Lisa [00:21:06]:
It's gonna be a barn burner. I can't wait. I'm pretty darn excited, Samantha. I'm pretty, pretty darn excited. I'm gonna have my snacks already every night. Well, not too many snacks. Right? Because the girl's gotta watch your figure. Oh my god.

Lisa [00:21:20]:
Right? But I'm gonna be ready for it.

Samantha [00:21:22]:
Alright. Keep me updated. I won't watch it. If anything, I'll probably just catch snippets on TikTok.

Lisa [00:21:28]:
Well, that's perfect for people like you.

Samantha [00:21:30]:
Uh-huh. Because I don't care.

Lisa [00:21:32]:
That's perfect for people like me. It's just a highlight reel. Yeah. Right? I'm good with it.

Samantha [00:21:37]:
Okay. So in McDonald's Uh-huh. In Germany Okay. They've released a new flavored Coke. Oh, first off,

Lisa [00:21:51]:
why do they gotta do that?

Samantha [00:21:52]:
I don't know. But it's, I think it's gonna be controversial. Oh, it's, popcorn flavored. What the hell is I just apparently, they add a shot of popcorn flavoring into the Coke.

Lisa [00:22:09]:
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why would we do that?

Samantha [00:22:15]:
1, is the popcorn flavoring sweet? Butter? Or is it

Lisa [00:22:19]:
is it the butter? Butter. Maybe if it's butter butter butter butter butter butter butter.

Samantha [00:22:24]:
Like, but it's then gonna, like, sit at the top because it's, like, oily based.

Lisa [00:22:30]:
I don't want butter in my Coke. No. Or is it, like, that mushy taste when it's in your mouth of the popcorn?

Samantha [00:22:38]:
I don't

Lisa [00:22:38]:
know. What does good comes from this invention.

Samantha [00:22:41]:
So, basically, it's corn flavoring. Right? Because it's popcorn. Right. So you're just adding a vegetable

Lisa [00:22:47]:
to your Coke. Why? It takes me back to all my whys. Why? Why? Why?

Samantha [00:22:53]:
Makes no sense. I'm shaking my head at this. I don't I don't understand why you would do that to Coke, but then I just saw a new trend where they put fluff on the inside of a cup and put Coke into it. Marshmallow fluff. Marshmallow fluff. It's in the States. We don't Ew. I don't think that exists here in Canada because we're not crazy.

Samantha [00:23:16]:
Right. Sorry, America. America. Sorry, America. America seems weird. Yeah. So what I saw them do is they took a glass. They they slathered the inside with marshmallow fluff and poured Coke into it, and then mixed it up.

Samantha [00:23:30]:
And apparently, it tastes delightful. Sweet ish shit. You're probably gonna lose a tooth just drinking it.

Lisa [00:23:35]:
Hurts my fake teeth. Just think about it.

Samantha [00:23:38]:
And then I thought, why would you ruin a perfectly ice cold Coca Cola with mushroom fluff?

Lisa [00:23:43]:
Like, that's disgusting. Right?

Samantha [00:23:45]:
With marshmallow fluff. Coke yeah. Coke on its own, super sweet.

Lisa [00:23:49]:
Yeah. Too sweet for you. Right? You'd I've never I don't think I've ever seen you drink a cola.

Samantha [00:23:53]:
I like Coke, but it it has to be so cold.

Lisa [00:23:57]:
But not very I don't think I've ever seen you

Samantha [00:23:58]:
drink a cola. But if it's warm. Yeah. I don't even like diet Coke. Oh,

Lisa [00:24:03]:
I I don't like diet. Diet Coke's disgusting. Any other diet pop find? Diet Coke was it.

Samantha [00:24:09]:
Oh, no. And I've tried diet or diet ginger ale, and ginger ale is my pop of choice if I ever was gonna drink pop. I can't even do diet ginger ale because it tastes like that aspartame. No. I don't mind that. That doesn't bother me.

Lisa [00:24:20]:
Yeah. You have your you have issues with that.

Samantha [00:24:21]:
I shake my hand. A very I have a sensitive palate, Lisa.

Lisa [00:24:25]:
Right. She's so fancy that way.

Samantha [00:24:28]:
I'm sure, friends of the podcast, that you agree with me that diet there are some diet drinks that are not delightful. Diet root beer is delightful. I can handle that.

Lisa [00:24:37]:
Alright.

Samantha [00:24:38]:
I would prefer the real root beer because if you're gonna drink root beer, why are you drinking drinking diet?

Lisa [00:24:42]:
Yeah. Fair. But say you can't, then

Samantha [00:24:44]:
you just deal with it. Well, okay. But if you have the diabetes, then you still wanna make it.

Lisa [00:24:49]:
Diabetes people should get the pop too. Right?

Samantha [00:24:52]:
Right? Don't leave the diabetes people. Anybody out. Right? We're inclusive.

Lisa [00:24:56]:
We say we love everybody. Right? We say we don't pick favorites here. Yes. Right? Okay. But I

Samantha [00:25:01]:
also have I'm shaking my head this week too.

Lisa [00:25:05]:
I'm shaking my head at the young people. Are they me? Are they perhaps Gen z? Is that is that the newest people? I believe so. There's also a new group I was told today they're called Gen Alpha. Yep. That's the youngest. Okay. So those guys are everybody apparently wants to be a Gen Alpha.

Samantha [00:25:23]:
Oh, that They love the name. Because are they cool?

Lisa [00:25:27]:
I don't know what they are. I don't know. I couldn't tell. I felt too old to make that judgment. However, what I noticed from the z's and and and the alphas, I guess, is that they overuse the word anxiety. I have anxiety. There's so much anxiety. I feel anxious.

Lisa [00:25:44]:
There's too much anxiety. I have like, enough. Enough. Enough. Enough, people. I get that there are people that have that disorder. Totally understand that.

Samantha [00:25:53]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:25:53]:
But not every person under the age of from the age of 20 to 25 has it. Not every person has it.

Samantha [00:26:00]:
No. Well, I mean okay. So but part of being a human

Lisa [00:26:06]:
is that you will have a

Samantha [00:26:08]:
Yes. Listen to me.

Lisa [00:26:10]:
Stop interrupting. Sorry. Yes.

Samantha [00:26:13]:
Stop interrupting. The part of a human is that you will encounter situations where you feel unsettled. Right? And potentially anxious, but that's normal. Right? Because we're meant to feel happy, sad, fearful, anxious, all those steps. Right? It's when you go into a situation and you would go from 0 to 60 Yeah. For feeling anxiety, that is legit. Right? That's legit. It could be a past experience that makes you have that experience every time you do the same you can encounter the same thing.

Samantha [00:26:55]:
But if I'm a student I'm not a psychologist, therapist, whatever.

Lisa [00:26:59]:
No. But if I'm a student, and let's just say I'm taking law Yeah. And I have a heavy course load, I need to understand going into that course load that there's gonna be some anxious moments for me because I'm gonna have a lot of deadlines coming up.

Samantha [00:27:12]:
Are you kidding? If you're not anxious, you're not alive.

Lisa [00:27:17]:
You're not anxious in university? You are me.

Samantha [00:27:20]:
And you just had

Lisa [00:27:21]:
the best time of your life.

Samantha [00:27:24]:
I didn't give a shit. Didn't give a shit. Just came just went with the c. Oh my there were so many times I would just, like, I would just sit there going, how do I write a paper and study for exam in 2 days?

Lisa [00:27:38]:
Yeah. Right? I'd be, me too, and then I'd be like, yeah. I guess I will answer the knock on my dorm door, and, yes, I'll come out and drink some draft beer tonight.

Samantha [00:27:48]:
Yeah. I'll go to work and then stay for a drink after work. Right.

Lisa [00:27:51]:
Why wouldn't I? I'm just shaking my head at the fact that I think that word gets overused by our younger generations.

Samantha [00:27:57]:
Yes. I mean, life is life as you get as you get older, life is full of anxious moments, but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing. But there's crippling anxiety, which I totally get that. Which

Lisa [00:28:08]:
is totally legit. Absolutely.

Samantha [00:28:10]:
I totally get that. But I agree Right? That we have all decided that we can't handle everyday life. Exactly. Right? And sometimes we just need

Lisa [00:28:20]:
to handle it. We just need to tough it out. You know what, Samantha? On that note, I think this is a good time for us to take a quick break. Oh, that's

Samantha [00:28:29]:
yes. We should take a quick break.

Lisa [00:28:34]:
K. So we had a funny conversation the other day about glass showers. We saw something. So I was at do we see a commercial

Samantha [00:28:44]:
of a glass shower?

Lisa [00:28:45]:
Yes. We did.

Samantha [00:28:47]:
I said to you, I hate a glass shower.

Lisa [00:28:50]:
I don't know why we need that in our life. I get that shower time is personal time. Uh-huh.

Samantha [00:28:56]:
You clean your parts.

Lisa [00:28:57]:
You do what you need to do. Mhmm. But I don't need to worry about the fact that I'm on display even though nobody's in the bathroom with me. I'm still on public display if somebody comes in, takes a wrong turn, and walks in.

Samantha [00:29:08]:
Right? So you think that on the off chance someone is going to unlock your bathroom door

Lisa [00:29:16]:
Right.

Samantha [00:29:16]:
And walk in

Lisa [00:29:18]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:29:18]:
A glass shower is a bad idea. It's a horrible idea. Just trying to, like, figure out where

Lisa [00:29:24]:
your brain is at. Just right there. Like, say somebody breaks into your house and you're having a shower, they kick down your door and you're in the glass shower. Not only are they stealing you of all your stuff, they're stealing you of your dignity too. Right? They're stealing my dignity.

Samantha [00:29:42]:
I'm sorry. So someone is going to break into the shower because they've broken into your house?

Lisa [00:29:47]:
Maybe they're gonna see what's in the bathroom.

Samantha [00:29:49]:
Because they hear the shower going?

Lisa [00:29:51]:
Maybe. Who's there? Maybe it's, like, psycho. But if they're right?

Samantha [00:29:58]:
Only k. But if it was psycho and you have a glass shower?

Lisa [00:30:03]:
What if you okay.

Samantha [00:30:04]:
It's not really the same scenario.

Lisa [00:30:06]:
I know because it's different because that was a shower curtain. But, okay, what if you forget to lock the bathroom door? Say you're a mom and you're having a shower in your glass shower and you forget to lock

Samantha [00:30:15]:
the bathroom door and Johnny walks in. Then Johnny gets to see his naked mom. Right?

Lisa [00:30:20]:
And that's creepy. Johnny don't need to see your naked mom.

Samantha [00:30:26]:
So That's your time. For those hypothetical never going to happen

Lisa [00:30:29]:
to you reasons Right. I don't like a glass shower. Okay. For those reasons. Right? Oh, my god.

Samantha [00:30:39]:
Yeah. Tone. You make zero sense. Do you understand that? It totally makes sense. It doesn't.

Lisa [00:30:45]:
Totally does. No. It totally does. In my mind, it totally makes sense. I'm safeguarding my dignity by not having a glass shower You know because of emergency.

Samantha [00:30:55]:
I think what's important to note here is that you would have to have some dignity in order to, like, safeguard it. Well, there's that true. Good point. So I don't I don't think you have to worry.

Lisa [00:31:05]:
Well, I have pride. Right? I do not look the same as I did 25 years ago.

Samantha [00:31:11]:
Probably not much different, but So let's name it what it is. You don't wanna be embarrassed or humiliated. I don't need people seeing my nakedness. You don't wanna see you don't wanna see the fact that your boobs are down to your waist. Right?

Lisa [00:31:25]:
And that it's just blending in with my pouch.

Samantha [00:31:30]:
It's just it's just flat in the front if you really think about it.

Lisa [00:31:34]:
It's just body. Right? We literally have become a Barbara papa as we age. Right? We're just like a weeble. I'm totally a weeble.

Samantha [00:31:42]:
Right? Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

Lisa [00:31:44]:
They don't fall down. Exactly. Right? Okay.

Samantha [00:31:49]:
You know, I was thinking, I've been I've been, catching these these, pictures on my Facebook posts or my Facebook page Yeah. That, you know, are all about back home in Oliver

Lisa [00:32:01]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:32:01]:
And in and around that area. And I remembered weirdly enough that there was a taxidermy on the outskirts of Alfa. Wow. And I was like, as a child, I always wanted to stop at the taxidermy

Lisa [00:32:17]:
And she said animals? To see what was up. I'm gonna tell you, Samantha. Right? Takes a special kind of person that's interested in that. I know. Right? Like, these animals have been killed and stuffed.

Samantha [00:32:32]:
Right? And probably placed in awkward positions, like,

Lisa [00:32:35]:
ah. Totally. Right? Because why wouldn't they be? Right? Like the raccoon that looks like he was

Samantha [00:32:40]:
just caught somehow. Yeah. Climbing. Right?

Lisa [00:32:43]:
And then you have, like, lounges and bars, and people put them on the walls.

Samantha [00:32:47]:
Yes. That's delightful.

Lisa [00:32:48]:
I have I I I don't understand the whole taxidermy thing. I get. Right? You have a pet and people, oh, I don't actually, no. I'm lying. I don't get that. I don't get why you'd stuff your pet either. Oh. Right? People do that though.

Lisa [00:33:03]:
It's a thing. Concerning. It's a thing.

Samantha [00:33:06]:
It is.

Lisa [00:33:07]:
Why do can't we just why is a picture I thought a picture was worth a 1000 words. Why is that not enough? Look at here's

Samantha [00:33:14]:
the deer. So I have my my poor buddy is had passed has passed many years now,

Lisa [00:33:22]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:33:22]:
But I have his ashes in

Lisa [00:33:23]:
a little urn. K. That's fine. Alright. That's just ashes. If you had poor buddy stuffed, I'd be like, k. Number 1, he was a bad cat, if memory serves.

Samantha [00:33:33]:
He was a bad cat.

Lisa [00:33:34]:
And number 2, why why don't we just get you a new one? Why don't we get you one? Although, I guess I kind of have a stuffed cat.

Samantha [00:33:41]:
You do have a stuffed cat. But it's different. She never lived. No. That's true. She never lived. Different. We're

Lisa [00:33:47]:
talking about fake cat Maggie Friends, the podcast. Right? You know, my stuffed cat that I Mike and I feel is like our next of kin.

Samantha [00:33:54]:
Mhmm.

Lisa [00:33:55]:
Right? I don't know. I don't I don't know. I think tax I think it's weird and creepy.

Samantha [00:33:59]:
So are you shaking your head at that? Totally shaking my head at that. Shaking your head at why people would stuff things and

Lisa [00:34:04]:
then Shaking my head at why

Samantha [00:34:06]:
that why you would like that. Yeah. Even better, what if they made, like, lamps out of them? Creepy. Like furniture. No. Like buttons, they make furniture out of them. Like, I'm gonna sit on a pair of chair.

Lisa [00:34:19]:
Right. Like, I don't think we should be proud of our work like that.

Samantha [00:34:24]:
Right? We're gonna turn our raccoon light on.

Lisa [00:34:26]:
Or if we or maybe it was a thing of the past. I feel we know better now.

Samantha [00:34:31]:
Oh, do you think? Well, that's why it's probably I remember the last time we went to Oliver last summer. We we drove past the building. It's not that anymore. So, obviously, taxidermy didn't pay.

Lisa [00:34:43]:
Pass. I don't know. Friends of the podcast, thoughts? What do you think? You're all about stuffing dead animals and hanging them up for people to see. So creepy. Seems creepy. So we had this we had this debate the other day. You and I. I won, though.

Lisa [00:35:00]:
You didn't win? Yes. I did. No. Because if you Google it, you'll see that there is a difference. Know it all that you're not actually knowing at all this time. Right? So friends of the podcast, the debate is holidays versus Bernays. That's part 1. Sam feels they're the exact same thing, which they're not.

Lisa [00:35:19]:
Hollandaise is more acidity. Uh-huh. Acidic. Acidic. And and bearnaise is gross. K?

Samantha [00:35:27]:
Well, if it's sweet,

Lisa [00:35:29]:
bearnaise? Yeah. No. They put it on your asparagus and on your some meats. It's nasty. No.

Samantha [00:35:35]:
They put hollandaise on your asparagus and stuff.

Lisa [00:35:37]:
No. They don't. Yes. No. They don't.

Samantha [00:35:40]:
Okay. So the reason why we are arguing already about this is because we went out for supper last Wednesday with Lisa's sister who was in town. Hi, Linda. How you doing? And, it was lovely dinner, and she had a steak that had,

Lisa [00:35:56]:
Bearnaise.

Samantha [00:35:57]:
No. It was hollandaise, asparagus, crab, and something else. And it was on top of her steak, and it was I read the I read the menu.

Lisa [00:36:06]:
Well, it was wrong. It said hollandaise. You don't. You put bearnaise on things.

Samantha [00:36:10]:
How do you know that? Because I know. How do you know that?

Lisa [00:36:14]:
Because I just who watches

Samantha [00:36:15]:
the cooking shows? I've never heard them say, let's whip up some hollandaise. Oh, you oh, don't worry, Bobby Flay.

Lisa [00:36:20]:
We have some leftover from breakfast, and let's put it on our meat. No. Uh-huh. No. So that's part 1 of the argument that we cannot agree with. So friends of the podcast, weigh in. Are they 2 different things, or are they one of the same?

Samantha [00:36:35]:
I'm sure they they are 2 different things because when Michelle makes the hollandaise sauce for us on the Benedict eggs the eggs Benedict that we get at the lake Right. She puts a little bearnaise into the hollandaise sauce to juice it up a bit.

Lisa [00:36:46]:
What I'm saying is that they're not the same because one is good and one is gross. K? So let's take it further. Uh-huh. Hollandaise is what's good, and it's one

Samantha [00:36:57]:
of the best sauces ever. Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:37:00]:
Why is it only used on eggs?

Samantha [00:37:03]:
Because it really like, what else would you want that very rich sauce on?

Lisa [00:37:09]:
Let's dip this hotdog in it. Let's dip shit in it. Seriously? I don't know. I'm just thinking why is it just limited to eggs?

Samantha [00:37:16]:
Okay. So if you wanna experiment, that's your yeah, that's what you're doing this summer. You're gonna buy a hot dog, you're gonna get the weird food, and you're gonna dip hollandaise. I'm gonna dip it in hollandaise. Right? Hollandaise is delicious. Why can't you put your fries in it? You can. I've eaten them with potatoes.

Lisa [00:37:35]:
K. So so you wouldn't do that with bearnaise. Why? Because bearnaise is gross. Oh my god. I that's the end of that's the end of this conversation.

Samantha [00:37:43]:
It is not the end of the conversation. The end of it. It's because you can't prove it. Because I'm right and you're wrong. You can't prove that.

Lisa [00:37:51]:
I feel I can. I I feel I just did.

Samantha [00:37:58]:
You're welcome. You're annoying. And I have dipped my sausage in in hollandaise sauce before.

Lisa [00:38:02]:
That sounded weird. I've dipped my sausage. Don't say My breakfast sausage,

Samantha [00:38:08]:
yuck, filthy animal? Oh my god.

Lisa [00:38:13]:
Sounds like I got it. I dipper my sausage.

Samantha [00:38:18]:
Okay. Hi, dirt fine. Scrub your head. Hi. Who took Vaseline on my

Lisa [00:38:24]:
lip someplace it never needed to go?

Samantha [00:38:26]:
Because we all know that people use Vaseline for various reasons, and there are sexual reasons for that. That's why my mind went there.

Lisa [00:38:34]:
And we all know that people dip their sausage and get their dinky stinky.

Samantha [00:38:41]:
But just remember that you shouldn't use Vaseline and a condom together because it will deteriorate the condom and then, poop, you're pregnant or, poop, you got stuff.

Lisa [00:38:50]:
Hi. We don't we claim not to teach people stuff. Stop teaching people things.

Samantha [00:38:54]:
It's the one thing I know. We don't know that for sure.

Lisa [00:38:57]:
It's that you know it, and people are gonna be like, how come she knows that?

Samantha [00:39:01]:
Right? Because I'm thinking attention.

Lisa [00:39:04]:
Right now, I'm thinking, how come she knows that? I don't know. I never knew that.

Samantha [00:39:08]:
Oh my god. Seriously? I've

Lisa [00:39:10]:
never heard that before.

Samantha [00:39:11]:
That's it's condom use 101.

Lisa [00:39:14]:
I don't know. I guess I just used them. I don't know. Okay. That's all. That's all

Samantha [00:39:19]:
I got to say. I forgot. You're little miss innocent. Right? Totally.

Lisa [00:39:24]:
I don't have this big sword past like you. No. You don't. I do not. I do not, Samantha.

Samantha [00:39:32]:
But I have to say, I appreciate when someone has planned out the last moments of their life so well that even in death, they get one over on someone. Oh,

Lisa [00:39:46]:
I knew. When I heard this, I thought I knew who was gonna appreciate this story.

Samantha [00:39:49]:
I love it. Shannen Doherty. God bless, and God rest her soul. Right. Laughing in the afterlife. Holy hell. She left a list of people. She did not want to attend her funeral.

Samantha [00:40:03]:
I think that's all. Yes, bitch. Yes. Right? Good for her. Good for her.

Lisa [00:40:09]:
There's nothing wrong with that.

Samantha [00:40:11]:
I think that is perfect, and I encourage anyone who's hearing this to consider that.

Lisa [00:40:18]:
I think that that's and tuck it away, put it in your safety deposit box.

Samantha [00:40:21]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:40:22]:
Keep it someplace safe with your will.

Samantha [00:40:24]:
If they are still alive, they don't get to show up.

Lisa [00:40:28]:
I can think back to a couple times with with with previous people passing away that I think a list would have come in real handy.

Samantha [00:40:36]:
I I'm thinking if my grandmother had known about making a list of people she didn't want at her funeral, we could've had a funeral, and then been at the door going, you're on the list. You can't come here. I'm sorry.

Lisa [00:40:47]:
It's right here. Leona says no. Because that's why we

Samantha [00:40:52]:
didn't have a funeral for her because she did not want people she had Right. Spoken to or or or dealt with in the last 10 to 15, 20 years, however. So we didn't have a funeral for her. We it was just a family gathering.

Lisa [00:41:03]:
Should be how it is. Should be there, and and you have to respect the dead.

Samantha [00:41:06]:
Yeah. So I'm just like, oh, my grandma would have appreciated that. Good. I hope her and Shannen Doherty are like, good on you. Good on you. I love that.

Lisa [00:41:15]:
Was awesome. I thought it was good too. You know what I didn't like, though? So do are you watching Whitney Waite, my Big Fat Fabulous quote?

Samantha [00:41:22]:
You know what? A little bit begrudgingly, I'm watching Whitney Waite 4.

Lisa [00:41:26]:
Right? Oh, my God. Okay. Years ago, we had an episode, a podcast episode called Leggings versus Leggins. That episode that was on this week for Whitney Waithear, it was all about leggings. Oh, only leggings. And I'm sorry. Leggings in any size. And let's just refresh the people in case this is their first podcast, Samantha.

Lisa [00:41:50]:
What is the difference between a legging and a legging? A legging

Samantha [00:41:54]:
is something that is just nicely molded molded to your body. A legging is something that shows every dimple and every stretch mark you have on your body.

Lisa [00:42:05]:
Right? There's 2 very different things.

Samantha [00:42:08]:
1 is well fitting and 1 is ill fitting.

Lisa [00:42:11]:
Ill fitting. Tipic typically seen out in public by the in in in in different scenarios. Right? The legging is seen at the gym. The legging is seen at the Walmart.

Samantha [00:42:26]:
Oh my god.

Lisa [00:42:27]:
Just if this is your first time hearing the podcast. That reminds me

Samantha [00:42:31]:
of a Facebook post that went around years ago. Someone took a picture of a woman in Walmart with Is it me? Did I take the picture? No. It was it was just a post, and it's like, check this out, and it was a woman in beige colored leggings. Bless you. To look so close in order to figure out that they were not her bare

Lisa [00:42:58]:
legs, and that's horrible. That's a leggin'.

Samantha [00:43:00]:
I'm like, that is so wrong, and they were so tight. I don't need you know what? When it's a leggin, it's up the crack of your

Lisa [00:43:09]:
ass, and it's a camel toe. Right? It is totally both thing. Yeah. Like like, your ass cheeks are shown, and your front cheeks are shown too.

Samantha [00:43:18]:
And it is so tight. It is tight all the way down to the ankle. Right. Like, it's like, I'm squeezing out my sausage in a tube.

Lisa [00:43:27]:
It's it's like it's like taking those off. Somebody's gotta help you with that.

Samantha [00:43:31]:
Right? Oh, my god.

Lisa [00:43:32]:
They gotta peel that scuba suit off you. And that, my friends, is not a legging. That's a leggin'. We support leggings. Leggings are fine. Leggings got no place for

Samantha [00:43:43]:
it.

Lisa [00:43:43]:
Oh, I Got no place for leggings.

Samantha [00:43:45]:
Yeah. So I I I agree, Lisa. We don't typically teach people things, but sometimes we need to teach them these things. I mean, there's a few things. Some life lessons. Right? Because if you're not shaking your head at this, friends of the podcast, you should be.

Lisa [00:43:59]:
You should be. You should be. And if you're wearing a legging, you just need to go and switch it over to a legging.

Samantha [00:44:06]:
That's all. That's all.

Lisa [00:44:08]:
Right? It's so not right.

Samantha [00:44:10]:
So not right.

Lisa [00:44:11]:
No wrong in many, many ways.

Samantha [00:44:13]:
You know that brand, the Hello Kitty brand?

Lisa [00:44:16]:
I do. I sell it in my gift shop.

Samantha [00:44:18]:
Okay. So, apparently, they're celebrating their 50th anniversary. Mhmm. And the company's senior VP shocked the world by revealing that she's a little girl and not a cat.

Lisa [00:44:30]:
I saw this on the TikTok. I saw it on the TikTok, and the man that was was doing the side by side Mhmm. He was like just like exactly what I'm thinking. Have you seen Hello Kitty? She's she's a kitty.

Samantha [00:44:48]:
She's a kitty. Apparently not. They claim she's a little girl, apparently.

Lisa [00:44:53]:
Who has a kitty?

Samantha [00:44:54]:
Has a pet.

Lisa [00:44:55]:
Has a pet. Has a pet. I'm like, she's got whiskers. She's got ears.

Samantha [00:45:02]:
But maybe it's a little girl playing a cat.

Lisa [00:45:06]:
I don't know, but I think the world is messed up right now when Hello Kitty is not a kitty, but a little girl.

Samantha [00:45:13]:
Right? Yeah. You know, I personally, I don't really care.

Lisa [00:45:19]:
I never cared till I I never ever cared about Hello Kitty, never questioned Hello Kitty until

Samantha [00:45:24]:
I heard that Hello Kitty was was was a little girl.

Lisa [00:45:28]:
And I went to where Hello Kitty is in my shop, and I'm like, you, my friend, are not a little girl. You are Hello Kitty. Hello, kitty. Kitty. And I get people could be named Kitty. I get that. Uh-huh. But Kitty is also short for kitten, which is what she resembles, a kitten.

Samantha [00:45:46]:
I don't get that. But doesn't the Hello Kitty have, like, legs and arms?

Lisa [00:45:52]:
Yeah. Like, she's standing. She's she's she's she weighs the she weighs the equivalent of 3 apples and stands 5 apples high. So kind of like the same height as a cat. I don't I don't get it.

Samantha [00:46:07]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:46:08]:
Maybe the young kids get it. I don't know. I don't get it.

Samantha [00:46:11]:
I think you know way too much about Hello Kitty. That's what I think.

Lisa [00:46:14]:
Yeah. You know what I don't know enough about? I don't know enough about chicken recipes, Samantha, because I always am looking for a good chicken recipe. Right? But all the good chicken recipes call for chicken thighs. I refuse to eat a chicken thigh because you eat a chicken thigh, you're next best thing to cannibal. You're just not on somebody's thigh. Grosses me out. Chicken thighs gross me out. You don't have a problem eating

Samantha [00:46:40]:
a chicken breast, but you have a problem eating a chicken thigh.

Lisa [00:46:43]:
Such a problem with a thigh because it's a fatty piece of meat.

Samantha [00:46:48]:
Makes me feel barbaric. It's a good piece of meat. That's apparently what the recipes all think too.

Lisa [00:46:54]:
So I'm just looking for chicken recipes that don't include a cannibalistic thigh in them.

Samantha [00:47:03]:
I don't know how you can separate the body parts of a chicken and think one part is cannibalistic and the other part is not. Because

Lisa [00:47:13]:
it just seems like when you go and you eat a chicken thigh, you're eating the fleshy part of a body. And a

Samantha [00:47:20]:
bread but not. Different. It's bigger, typically juicier.

Lisa [00:47:27]:
Different. It just seems different. What about a wing? Different. What about a drumstick? Why would you bother? Why would you bother? Make it with a full drumstick or, like, a little one at the chicken wake on chicken wing night?

Samantha [00:47:43]:
The little drumstick or the little chicken wing. That's fine. That's different. Those are baby chicks. In case you're wondering, you're eating That's just baby chicks. Well, but

Lisa [00:47:51]:
I don't feel cannibalistic doing that. That's just bits and pieces. Not a big old fleshy thigh.

Samantha [00:47:56]:
Who who created this weird And a diet. And Who created this weird dynamic about thighs for

Lisa [00:48:04]:
you? I think just I did.

Samantha [00:48:06]:
Uh-huh. Yeah.

Lisa [00:48:07]:
And the thing is is thighs usually brown meat too. On a white chicken. On a white chicken, and then you got some brown meat. It it just seems I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm just looking at all I'm saying is I'm looking for a recipe that doesn't have

Samantha [00:48:21]:
a thigh. All I'm looking for is a little bit of sensibility from you. I'm not getting that today. It depends on the day. Cannibalistic. It's cannibalistic. People who eat chicken thighs are cannibalistic. It seems cannibalistic.

Samantha [00:48:37]:
I think you have lost your mind.

Lisa [00:48:39]:
Well, it's possible. I've been taking a lot of cold medication.

Samantha [00:48:43]:
I thought you stopped that.

Lisa [00:48:45]:
I did. I stopped last night. And look at me. I'm dripping and wiping and not happy.

Samantha [00:48:50]:
Mad at you again. Right?

Lisa [00:48:53]:
Cursed you all day.

Samantha [00:48:55]:
Oh, alright. Go stick a chicken thigh up your

Lisa [00:48:59]:
nose then. Not likely.

Samantha [00:49:01]:
Alright. No. Not likely. Hannibal. Hannibal. Cannibal. Hannibal the cannibal.

Lisa [00:49:08]:
Yuck. None on chicken thigh. Can't do it.

Samantha [00:49:14]:
Okay. You know what I need for us to do right now? What? I need us to go,

Lisa [00:49:21]:
woo hoo. Okay. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. Woo hoo.

Samantha [00:49:25]:
This is a shout out to one of our friends of the podcast. Okay. I'll give it another. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. I wanna congratulate Andrea g, friend of the podcast. She competed in the Okanagan Gran Fondo bike race a couple of weeks ago, and she biked it. She biked 85 kilometers in 3:3 hours and 40 minutes.

Samantha [00:49:49]:
Samantha, if we were to walk 85 kilometers,

Lisa [00:49:52]:
we would still be walking it.

Samantha [00:49:53]:
We would still be walk and she did it in the massive heat wave that they were having.

Lisa [00:49:57]:
So crazy. Like, that's an Uber that's an Uber athlete.

Samantha [00:50:01]:
Yes. So I'm very excited for her. Grad so glad that she's back racing again. Awesome. Congratulations, Andrea. Congratulations, Andrea.

Lisa [00:50:11]:
Thanks for sharing that too. Yes. It's awesome. Glad we found that on her on her we we dug around and we found that great news. Well, because I follow her. So

Samantha [00:50:21]:
I know.

Lisa [00:50:21]:
Me too. Right? I saw it too, and I'm like,

Samantha [00:50:23]:
definitely. Right? Well, and, Lisa, you did post speaking of, like, racing and all of that fun stuff, Olympic. You posted an Olympic question on Facebook.

Lisa [00:50:33]:
Yeah. 'Tis the season. 'Tis the season. 'Tis the season.

Samantha [00:50:36]:
And, you know what? We found out we got some swimmers swimmers, we got some equestrians, we got some track athletes. Right. Somebody wanted to be a gymnast. But the most impressive was Tara because, apparently, she was a swimmer back in the day and wanted and tried to or wanted to be an Olympic swimmer and was training to be 1, I think.

Lisa [00:50:55]:
That's amazing. Right? Isn't that cool? Yeah. That's totally cool. And we had Jessica. Jessica, who wanted to be a Volley beach volleyball player, but she wasn't excited about the bikini on the sand. And the gymnast that's a shout out to my kid sister

Samantha [00:51:10]:
who wants to

Lisa [00:51:10]:
be a gymnast. Right? I did not know that about her. I've known her for 51 years. I did not know she wanted to be a gymnast. Oh, yeah. So The things you learn.

Samantha [00:51:20]:
I our friends are the podcast. Are you excited? Are you gonna watch the Olympics?

Lisa [00:51:24]:
Oh, yeah. Totally. Right? I'm in it. I'm in it starting on Friday. I'll be getting up early if it's a really good event.

Samantha [00:51:31]:
Apparently, they think they apparently, they think Lady Gaga is going to perform. I heard

Lisa [00:51:36]:
that they think Celine Dionis, she's been spotted in Paris.

Samantha [00:51:39]:
I think that she's probably gonna carry a torch.

Lisa [00:51:42]:
Oh, maybe. Maybe. I

Samantha [00:51:43]:
don't know if she's well enough

Lisa [00:51:44]:
to perform. Day, it used to just be the athletes. Now that's all changing which is weird.

Samantha [00:51:48]:
But I don't think she's well enough to perform.

Lisa [00:51:50]:
I don't think so. But the I think so so the Olympics is the hottest trend is one of the hottest trends right now. Right? Yeah. The other hottest trend, Samantha, you just try this on you, I think, is sleeping with tape over your mouth. What do you think about that? How do you feel? I know I know I don't appreciate it. I think it's rude and I and disrespectful to me.

Samantha [00:52:10]:
I'm never going to do that.

Lisa [00:52:12]:
Right? They're never going to do that.

Samantha [00:52:14]:
What is it that it does? Apparently, it saves your like, you don't get, like, wrinkles maybe?

Lisa [00:52:23]:
How about just Vaseline it up? Lather up the Vaseline maybe. Right? So here's the thing. Right? So okay. Picture this. Right? Like, I go to

Samantha [00:52:32]:
bed with tape over my mouth. Uh-huh.

Lisa [00:52:36]:
What do I do if I wanna talk? What do I do when I wake up and I have a thought

Samantha [00:52:41]:
and I just wanna talk? There's no way you will ever do this trend because Never. You will never not stop talking.

Lisa [00:52:49]:
No. Because even when I get up to go to the bathroom, I'm still I still wake up. I look at the clock and I'm like, oh my god. It's 3. I verbalize that. How do I do that if I muzzled? Oh, no. Right? You don't. No.

Lisa [00:53:02]:
And I find it an insulting trend actually because talkers like to talk and it just and talkers also deserve to sleep without being penalized by having to have a piece of tape over their mouth.

Samantha [00:53:13]:
I think it's for aesthetic reasons, Lisa, so don't take too much offense to it.

Lisa [00:53:18]:
I would rather wear a piece of tape under my chin that, like, fixes my double chin.

Samantha [00:53:23]:
Well, that, you just gotta get some straps and, like Can

Lisa [00:53:26]:
you buy that? Can you buy that apparatus?

Samantha [00:53:28]:
I have no idea.

Lisa [00:53:30]:
Like, is it just strap and wraps around your ears? It seems weird and awkward.

Samantha [00:53:34]:
I would just go on to Amazon and see what you can find. I don't know. It just seems like a rabbit hole. Throw the Vaseline in, and who knows where it leads you to? Well, it won't be

Lisa [00:53:40]:
pretty. Vaseline in, and who knows where it leads you to? Well, it

Samantha [00:53:42]:
won't be pretty, and it nor will it be in my repertoire.

Lisa [00:53:43]:
No. But the idea of, like,

Samantha [00:53:50]:
having something over my mouth and only being able to breathe from my nose

Lisa [00:53:54]:
when I was a kid feels constricting. I used to do that to my kid's sister. Right? She was a sound sleeper when she was, like, in her teens. And I used to go into her room and I'd plug her nose and put my hand over her mouth, and she'd wake up. She'd be like, oh. Right? Because we had that type of love hate relationship back in those days. Now it's just love, but it was like

Samantha [00:54:15]:
it was also sprinkled with a hi.

Lisa [00:54:17]:
Hi. She used to dip my toothbrush in the pee.

Samantha [00:54:24]:
You guys were horrible to each other.

Lisa [00:54:27]:
We did. We did not like each other until we were, like, 30.

Samantha [00:54:30]:
My sister and I just yelled at each other and basically, like, told each other off.

Lisa [00:54:34]:
And we did that too. But there were secret things too that we used to do. Secret things that our mom would have been so mad at if she ever

Samantha [00:54:41]:
knew that

Lisa [00:54:42]:
we did. Right? But, I just think that that's horrible. Like, don't It's like putting a pillow over somebody's face. You don't do that. Don't you do? Don't you do? The idea

Samantha [00:54:51]:
of of that or, like, something over my oh, I get no. When I watch people, like, when you see people, get their faces. Yep. Like, what is that? Making a mask or something, and they have to put their face in, like, that, goop? And they come and all they have is, like, little hole.

Lisa [00:55:11]:
Oh, do you remember 5 remember 5 years ago when I had my heart attack and I had to wear that mask Yeah. On my face? Remember when I kept taking it off and they were getting so mad

Samantha [00:55:18]:
at me?

Lisa [00:55:18]:
I'm like, I don't do I don't I don't I don't do things over my nose Yeah. And mouth at the same time. Right? So crazy. No thanks, man. No thanks. No thanks, man.

Samantha [00:55:29]:
That is your worst nightmare, tape over your mouth.

Lisa [00:55:31]:
Totally. Right? I'm not part of that. And and it's rude and disrespectful to talkers. Right? As a talker, I take that very offensive. I find it very offensive.

Samantha [00:55:42]:
As you should, Lisa. Totally. Right? Very much directed towards you, so please take it personal. Which

Lisa [00:55:48]:
I have. Thank you. Thank you. Totally have.

Samantha [00:55:51]:
Okay. But I am shaking my head, and I'm bringing it back because I needed to shake my head at it again. I'm bringing back naughty knickers.

Lisa [00:56:01]:
Oh, we talked about that

Samantha [00:56:02]:
a couple of weeks ago. We gotta talk about it again because I keep seeing these stupid ads.

Lisa [00:56:07]:
For naughty knickers. Nutty knickers. Well, I I googled naughty knickers, and it doesn't come up what you it comes up dirty like hooker panties. Right? Like, they got no crotch.

Samantha [00:56:19]:
Oh, nope. Then you got you're on the wrong website, Lisa. Thanks. It's the What caught me this last time was cool your coochie. Well Why are we doing this? Why are we renaming a woman's body part?

Lisa [00:56:37]:
Right? Because coochie sounds better than vagina.

Samantha [00:56:40]:
Yeah. And then and then I saw another one, and and it's got got sweaty coconuts, and then that makes me think of the VP saying, what about those coconuts? Or how about What

Lisa [00:56:49]:
about those coconuts? Right? And I'm like,

Samantha [00:56:52]:
oh, my god. So, apparently, that's a moisture wicking bra, and they have moisture wicking underwear. So I keep seeing this, and I and I and I think I'm gonna go to that website, and I feel like I'm gonna challenge myself to buy a pair and see if they really are legit. So you should get the panties. I should get the bra because this girl in this heat, way too much information,

Lisa [00:57:17]:
too much information alert, too much information alert, has had, because I'm big busted, a boob rash from hell. Is that menopausal? I don't remember it in my forties.

Samantha [00:57:28]:
I think it could well, if you're getting a hot flash, then yes. Everything just sits

Lisa [00:57:32]:
a little bit snugger on my body.

Samantha [00:57:34]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:57:35]:
And then when you go to clean and get changed, you're like, woah. What do what have I found here? Right?

Samantha [00:57:44]:
Pray tell, what is that? What's living under here, may I ask? Oh, you have you know, I feel like you don't have a filter anymore. You you share poop stories, you share pee stories, you share all sorts of things, and now we know that you have a boob rash.

Lisa [00:58:01]:
I don't right now because it's not as hot. It's fixed,

Samantha [00:58:03]:
it's gone, but maybe a wicking bra might help. If they make one big enough for you

Lisa [00:58:10]:
and if it has the support. Right? I don't need that. My my goodness.

Samantha [00:58:17]:
I just I keep seeing these naughty I'm like, okay. Clever. So clever. Yeah. Naughty knickers at your company, and then how they phrase everything, like, cool your cooch, and got sweaty coconuts?

Lisa [00:58:32]:
Right? Totally. I totally got sweaty coconuts, and whose cooch can't be cooler? Maybe we could be the spokesperson. Hey, dear naughty knickers. Right? I could handle it. I can handle a cooler cooch.

Samantha [00:58:48]:
Oh my god. We should get him the sponsors. Right?

Lisa [00:58:52]:
Are you gonna be a sponsor of the podcast? I will gladly support your stuff and have cooler cooch and cooler coconuts.

Samantha [00:59:00]:
Yes. I I because I'm shaking my head, but I'm also laughing hysterically because their marketing is genius.

Lisa [00:59:08]:
So creative. Right? It's so creative. Because how many weeks after it still sticks It's still there. Still there. Right, Samantha? I think that's the best part is that it's still it's still there. And I'm glad that it's not the hooker panties that I thought it was.

Samantha [00:59:21]:
No. It's not the hook.

Lisa [00:59:22]:
Right? I must I must be I must be spelling something wrong because it totally took me to a I'm like, I do what is she talking about? What? I guess these would keep your coochie cool.

Samantha [00:59:33]:
It's not because there's naughty as in naughty. It's naughty as in in a knot. Like, it's tying it in a knot.

Lisa [00:59:39]:
I must have spelled it wrong. I must have spelled it like as in bad. Uh-huh. Right? Good old English language. Look where it can take you.

Samantha [00:59:49]:
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Lisa [01:00:13]:
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Samantha [01:00:18]:
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Lisa [01:00:23]:
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Samantha [01:00:38]:
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Samantha [01:01:01]:
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Lisa [01:01:13]:
And I think our new logo is up. Right, Lisa? Yes. The new logo is up. I can't still can't figure out the coffee cup, but, maybe I'll be able to message my best friend, Sarah. She said ask any questions

Samantha [01:01:25]:
about anything. Yes. Well, the door is open.

Lisa [01:01:28]:
She left it open, and I like to run on through.

Samantha [01:01:33]:
We also wanna thank John Domingo for putting out our our editing our podcast each and every week. Thank you, John.

Lisa [01:01:41]:
And thank you for the invite to football. Yes. Reigning champ. Friends of the podcast,

Samantha [01:01:47]:
if we can get Samantha to join, you have to do it on your own. He can't help you just like nobody helped me. Wouldn't that be

Lisa [01:01:53]:
a fun challenge all season? We could keep it going who's winning Lisa or Sam? Oh, god.

Samantha [01:01:59]:
That would be so much fun. You know I won't win because

Lisa [01:02:02]:
I won't care. But I didn't care until I started winning and then I cared. And you're competitive like that too. Right? I think that that's what we should do, Samantha. And we both just do it. Let's jump in.

Samantha [01:02:14]:
Jump in.

Lisa [01:02:15]:
I'm gonna message your boyfriend and say, Sam's gonna do it too.

Samantha [01:02:18]:
Send me an invite. But you have to but you have to be fair. You can't have him do it. You have to pick when it's time. Oh, calm down. I don't

Lisa [01:02:25]:
need help. Well, I know that there's a way to cheat sometimes. It's not just me interested in it. Alright, Samantha. Anything else you wanna add?

Samantha [01:02:37]:
The look of shock on my

Lisa [01:02:39]:
face, people. Friends of the podcast, have yourself a fantastic week. Yes, everybody. Samantha, always a pleasure. It should be. Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.