Manhandling Bananas, Weekend Bras and Diet Deals

  

Lisa [00:00:06]:
So you know, I'm trying to eat a little bit healthier, right? That's a given. I've been working on it for a little bit, Samantha, so don't act surprised. But this is what I've noticed lately. This is my new thing. Well, I'm trying to. When I'm trying to eat.

Samantha [00:00:21]:
I can't start this conversation again.

Lisa [00:00:23]:
Yes, I really can't. Listen, listen, listen. This is what it's about, right? This is what I've been noticing, right? When I'm trying to eat healthy, I notice I'm constantly negotiating with myself.

Samantha [00:00:37]:
Of course you are. I am not surprised. You make mini deals with yourself all day.

Lisa [00:00:45]:
In everything. In everything, right? So all through the weekend, it doesn't matter what it is. I'll use cake as an example. And I'm thinking, okay, you know what? One slice of cake. I'll make sure. Just eat one slice of cake. Because if I have one slice of cake, I'll eat salad later, right? And then half a cake later. And I'm thinking, fuck, that didn't go as planned.

Lisa [00:01:04]:
Half a cake later, right?

Samantha [00:01:07]:
That's a fuck it, I'll do better tomorrow conversation.

Lisa [00:01:10]:
Totally. It totally is.

Samantha [00:01:14]:
What have you done to yourself? Stop it.

Lisa [00:01:17]:
All I know is that now in my mind I think maybe because it's summery outside, I don't know. But now in my mind all I think is, okay, if I eat something bad, it's okay. I'll have a salad because I think salad is, is the cure all. So I'm negotiating. I'll have a salad. It'll be a salad. We'll have a salad with hot dogs for supper. It'll have a salad beside it.

Lisa [00:01:42]:
Well, macaroni. Well, craft dinner and a salad.

Samantha [00:01:45]:
Well, you know, I'm sure at some point you'll start obsessing about the sun because, you know, your whole thing is, you know, if you have a tan, you look thinner.

Lisa [00:01:53]:
Right? Right. So I'm just trying to help myself get to there. Right. I see it, I see it. And I'm just trying to get to it. So I'm negotiating. I'm like, I'm like, like. I'm like a master negotiator with yourself.

Lisa [00:02:06]:
Yeah. I don't think, I don't think I'm winning then in my mind, I'm winning. But I don't think I'm getting svelte or anything like that. At the speed of light.

Samantha [00:02:15]:
No, because you're, you're sabotaging yourself at every turn.

Lisa [00:02:20]:
But then I'm trying To reason myself out of it, right?

Samantha [00:02:25]:
You are the worst to yourself. This is amazing, right?

Lisa [00:02:29]:
I'm like my own worst enemy, but yet my own best friend, too.

Samantha [00:02:33]:
Yes. Oddly enough, it's like I support in you eating that half, that half, you know, thing of cake, right? And then you will also say to yourself, but you know, you could do better, right?

Lisa [00:02:44]:
You better have some salad now.

Samantha [00:02:45]:
You better have salad.

Lisa [00:02:46]:
So I'm like, so, so, So I take the scolding, too. I take the scold, right? And I take the victory, which is the slice of cake.

Samantha [00:02:53]:
Oh, God, it's like you have multiple personalities.

Lisa [00:02:56]:
Oh, I wonder. Hey, maybe that's what's happening. As I'm getting closer to 56, more leases are starting to emerge. Good God. There's the diet Lisa. There's the. There's the. There's.

Lisa [00:03:07]:
The sun's going down Lisa. There's all these different Lisas. I don't know. I don't know.

Samantha [00:03:12]:
Oh, my God. Please help us, Lord. We will not survive this. We will not.

Lisa [00:03:18]:
There can only be so many Lisa's right.

Samantha [00:03:23]:
Okay, we gotta. We gotta get going, Lisa. I gotta do the intro. We gotta start the big stuff. Welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam. God help you for listening.

Lisa [00:03:36]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:03:39]:
Hello, everybody. Oh, thanks for sticking around, and we really do appreciate that you're listening to us. But if you love what you hear, download, subscribe, and share with a friend. And leave a review if you can.

Lisa [00:03:52]:
Samantha, I'm just going from crazy to crazier, okay? Because my mind is just. It's like. It's like, got spring and summer on the brain, right? So it's all over the place. It's scattered on a good day, it's like uber scattered. Okay? So I just. I just revealed my negotiating how I'm trying to diet and toe the line, but yet spank myself when I should, but yet enjoy life when I should too. Then it got me thinking. I figured out I solved my problem to last week, Remember? Last week I was a little bit up in arms because I took you up on your challenge to have a lazy weekend, right? You live by it, and you're like, it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Lisa [00:04:33]:
And I'm like, okay, I'm going to do it, remember? And I didn't love how. How it felt.

Samantha [00:04:37]:
Slow your horses.

Lisa [00:04:38]:
Why?

Samantha [00:04:38]:
I in no way encouraged you to have a lazy weekend. I did not ask you to act like me. I did not challenge thee to a lazy weekend. You did that all by yourself.

Lisa [00:04:49]:
I know.

Samantha [00:04:50]:
Asked me how my weekend was going to go and I said, lazy. I was going to do nothing. That was a me thing. That was a you thing.

Lisa [00:04:57]:
Right.

Samantha [00:04:57]:
Well, I felt very straight here, but.

Lisa [00:04:59]:
I felt that maybe I would try what you try to see if it worked out. And it didn't. Right. Remember I said, oh, I felt tired and I couldn't figure out why. I felt overtired and I didn't do anything. And I didn't, I didn't love how being super lazy lazy made me feel. But then I figured it out. It wasn't.

Lisa [00:05:16]:
It's not me. It's not me, Lisa. That's super lazy. And that felt horrible. You know what it is? It's that damn lazy sweatshirt I bought last year. Remember I put that sweatshirt on and I'm like, it is four sizes too big. I'm like, I'm like a Barbara Papa. Clickety click.

Lisa [00:05:35]:
I'm a lump, right? Mike calls me lump and loaf.

Samantha [00:05:41]:
Okay, so again, I feel like you give the accountability to, well, frankly, an inanimate object, which doesn't make any sense.

Lisa [00:05:53]:
However, they blame my sweatshirt.

Samantha [00:05:54]:
Yeah, blame your sweatshirt. Even though it's you who puts on the sweatshirt, chooses to sit in the chair and not do anything. And I do have to ask, what is the difference between a lazy weekend and a normal weekend for Lisa? Because I feel like it involves sitting in a chair. I feel like it involves watching tv and if there's a basketball game because it's March Madness, you're doing that. Or if it's baseball, you're watching that. I'm just wondering what constitutes a regular weekend and a lazy weekend.

Lisa [00:06:23]:
You know what? It totally. Good question, Samantha. Good question. It totally comes down to on a good, normal weekend, there's a chance that I'm going to contemplate some housework and groceries on a lazy weekend. Didn't cross my mind. It was gone. Totally gone. Never crossed my mind.

Lisa [00:06:41]:
I never thought, oh, should probably like mop the floor. No, I had my sweatshirt on. I'm like, no, I am not in mopping the floor attire. I'm in sit in the chair and be lazy.

Samantha [00:06:52]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:06:53]:
Yeah. But you know what the problem is? I don't have a lazy shirt for summer.

Samantha [00:06:58]:
Well, don't you have some weird tank tops or something?

Lisa [00:07:00]:
Yeah, I got some big ass tank tops, right. That are like the one that says you're the problem, not me.

Samantha [00:07:06]:
Yeah. So just be careful, be careful about sitting in your tank top, Lisa, because if the fire alarm Goes off. Are you leaving your building without a bra?

Lisa [00:07:17]:
I'm burning. Going down.

Samantha [00:07:20]:
Are you leaving the building in just the tank top?

Lisa [00:07:22]:
Samantha, it's bad enough that the people walk by my apartment and see me already. Right? Right. Because if I'm thinking I want binoculars to look at them, they're thinking the same thing. They're totally thinking the exact same thing. If that's going through my mind. And I said that tonight. I said, what's that guy got for supper? I couldn't read the bag. It's from across the road.

Lisa [00:07:43]:
Mike's like, what do you need binoculars? I want binocular. I want little binoculars so I can see. Right. But I don't want them to do that to me because they're not going to like what they see. Right? There's nothing good about after hours Lisa. Not pretty. Not pretty. After hours Lisa is not a good look.

Samantha [00:08:04]:
No, it's not. It's not.

Lisa [00:08:05]:
It doesn't. After hours Lisa does not encourage unexpected company. Does not encourage people watching. Does not encourage anything.

Samantha [00:08:13]:
No.

Lisa [00:08:14]:
Right. Her husband barely puts up with after hours Lisa. Right. And not just because you don't got a choice.

Samantha [00:08:22]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:08:23]:
That's all I'm saying.

Samantha [00:08:24]:
You know what I got up to this past weekend?

Lisa [00:08:26]:
I know, I know, I know.

Samantha [00:08:28]:
I got a new phone.

Lisa [00:08:30]:
So mad.

Samantha [00:08:30]:
Hey.

Lisa [00:08:31]:
I'm so mad.

Samantha [00:08:32]:
So excited about my. It's like getting new jewelry. It's like getting that special little gift. I was like, giddy, was giddy with my new phone. And it's so pretty.

Lisa [00:08:42]:
What color did you get? What color? What color?

Samantha [00:08:44]:
Silver. No, I got black.

Lisa [00:08:45]:
I got black. Oh, you went black. Usually you go like some weird dusty rose color or something.

Samantha [00:08:49]:
I got black.

Lisa [00:08:50]:
Interesting.

Samantha [00:08:51]:
And a clear case. It's so cool.

Lisa [00:08:53]:
Well, see, that makes me think you copied me because I'm clear case.

Samantha [00:08:56]:
No, I've. I've got something else coming, though.

Lisa [00:08:58]:
Oh. Oh, you don't.

Samantha [00:09:00]:
I needed something in the meantime.

Lisa [00:09:01]:
You needed something blingy, right? So you're getting something blingy.

Samantha [00:09:04]:
It's pretty.

Lisa [00:09:05]:
Has to have a little shimmer to it, probably.

Samantha [00:09:08]:
No, it doesn't have any shimmer.

Lisa [00:09:10]:
That's fine. Take your new dumb phone.

Samantha [00:09:13]:
You're just jealous. I mean, you got jealous of my mother getting a new phone. So, like, that was just a little ridiculous.

Lisa [00:09:19]:
And guess who still doesn't have one yet. You still don't have a new one. Because I'm so close. I'm so close to my contract. It'll be my first contract ever that I Finish. If I can get to June. So you know what? You and your mom kind of almost tried to sidetrack, like, side, like, kind of sabotage me.

Samantha [00:09:34]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:09:35]:
You sided me. Yes.

Samantha [00:09:36]:
Lisa, we would be accountable for your going sideways with your phone.

Lisa [00:09:42]:
You know my weaknesses. Phones. I know, right? You know that that is my weakness, right?

Samantha [00:09:48]:
And I love that.

Lisa [00:09:49]:
But there you go. Well, I hope. I hope you enjoy your new phone.

Samantha [00:09:53]:
I am, actually. It's. It's delightful.

Lisa [00:09:55]:
You know? Well, you know what? One day I'm gonna get one too soon. Right? So don't worry. It'll be bigger. It'll be better. And then you're gonna keep yours too long, like you already. Like you always do. But that's for a different day and a different story. I have.

Lisa [00:10:10]:
And I shake my head in my home. Right? Because we're simple folk, right? I have one mug. Lime lying. I have two mugs. I have one mug that I don't ever use. And then I have one mug that I like and that I use. Right? For my tea and my coffee. One mug.

Lisa [00:10:27]:
Mike doesn't use mugs because he doesn't drink tea or coffee. So no mug for Mike. Just for Lisa. But when I go to my sister's house, she's got cupboard. Just mugs, mugs and mugs. And I know you've got mugs and mugs. And my parents, we grew up. Mugs and mugs.

Lisa [00:10:44]:
And then it got me thinking, and it kind of made me shake my head because I'm like, if I'm okay with only one mug, why does it matter how many mugs people want? Like, because people are like, this is my favorite mug. I love this mug the most. The pink one is my favorite for Tuesday. Why is that? The blue one's my favorite for every day, 365 days of the year.

Samantha [00:11:04]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:11:05]:
Right? Because you're like that, right? You like special. Even at the lake. You're like, certain mugs at the lake. Lake mugs. And you're picking a certain lake mug.

Samantha [00:11:14]:
I do. I like certain mugs for my coffee.

Lisa [00:11:17]:
Right. Why?

Samantha [00:11:18]:
I don't know. I have a ton of mugs at home. I do. And I have to now circulate through certain kinds of mugs for my work days.

Lisa [00:11:26]:
Wow. Hey. And that's kind of funny. And that's what I'm shaking my head at. Because, you know, you really can get along with just one mug. I know, right? Because you're just drinking one cup at a time. Yeah. Especially for people like us, because we don't really entertain other people.

Samantha [00:11:41]:
No.

Lisa [00:11:41]:
Right. So you really. You could live with one mug? One mug, Easily. It's not like plates where we're using multiple. Yeah, right. But instead you have a dishwasher full of mugs at the end of the week, Right?

Samantha [00:11:56]:
I do. And, you know, if I'm on my game, I'm buying paper plates, so I don't really have to use my plates.

Lisa [00:12:02]:
And I shake my head at you because then that's the bachelor Sam coming out. Right. That's okay. It's not that bad of an idea. But I'm just saying I shake my head at people and all of the various mugs that they feel they need in their lives. It got. It just made me shake my head this week. I'm like, what would I do? I guess I'd be in trouble if my mug breaks.

Samantha [00:12:21]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:12:22]:
I'd have to use my backup mug that I don't like. My backup mug, really, to be honest, is for cake in a mug because it's bigger. Right.

Samantha [00:12:31]:
Because you've had those so often lately.

Lisa [00:12:33]:
Right, right. But I still have the mug just in case.

Samantha [00:12:36]:
Just in case.

Lisa [00:12:37]:
Just case. Samantha, that. That was what I was shaking my head at.

Samantha [00:12:41]:
Well, I gotta. I gotta round out this conversation with. And I shake my head about my phone.

Lisa [00:12:46]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:12:47]:
The reason why I got the phone this past weekend is because I was in mortal fear of being without a phone because something weird happened to me. And I'm like, what the hell? And it was like my phone was just on the fritz. And I experienced what I'm sure other people experience, which is, I don't have a phone. I have. I don't know how to call somebody because I don't have any. I don't have a landline. And then I was like, the only phone number I remember is my mother's.

Lisa [00:13:18]:
Right, Right. That's part of the problem right there too. Right.

Samantha [00:13:21]:
And I was like, I'm shaking my head at me because I think now with the way we do. Because I don't. If I don't need to remember something and I can write it down on something and I could reference. Reference back to it. I'm not remembering it. I'm not even attempting to remember it.

Lisa [00:13:36]:
Does your new phone have the face?

Samantha [00:13:39]:
No, it has a fingerprint.

Lisa [00:13:40]:
Oh, the face is awesome. You're just like. Right.

Samantha [00:13:44]:
But I'm like, should I have a little book somewhere with, like, people's.

Lisa [00:13:49]:
Yes, you should. Right in the. In. In the top drawer of. Of. Of. Of. Of the.

Lisa [00:13:56]:
Whatever that thing Is the filing cabinet type of thing. There's a book. We have a book. I don't have the book. Mike has. Mike has the book. He's got the book.

Samantha [00:14:05]:
So I feel like I am like the, the cautionary tale for those people who, who don't have anything written down. I almost experienced that. I got my phone to come back to me, back to life.

Lisa [00:14:16]:
Right?

Samantha [00:14:16]:
But I was just like, what, what I was going to do. I. I was like, I'm going to have to leave work. I gotta go, I gotta go, go.

Lisa [00:14:24]:
To jump ca to get it. It's like an emergency with your kid at school.

Samantha [00:14:28]:
It literally. Well, cuz I don't have one and my phone is my mini baby, so it's like, what the hell?

Lisa [00:14:34]:
And when you're, when you got your phone back to life, what, what, what welcomed you? A slew of messages from me.

Samantha [00:14:42]:
Yes. And I'm like, you need to calm down. I almost, I almost lost a life here. Like, but I didn't know yet.

Lisa [00:14:48]:
I'm like, I'm like, where are you? Are you okay? Are you sleeping? Did you die? I don't know.

Samantha [00:14:54]:
You are so snotty.

Lisa [00:14:56]:
I was getting.

Samantha [00:14:57]:
That's not, that's wrong. That's people friends of the podcast. That's really, really wrong. She did not, she did not sound like that. She was a little bitch. She was little bitch on the phone. And I'm like, you need to calm down. I almost lost my phone.

Samantha [00:15:13]:
I almost died.

Lisa [00:15:15]:
And then, and then you phoned me and I was, and I was nice and it was fine. I'm like, I'm sorry you had to go through like.

Samantha [00:15:22]:
And I'm like, she doesn't believe me. I have no doubt at this point that this woman does not believe me.

Lisa [00:15:28]:
No. Because I didn't answer you right away because I'm like, I was in peril.

Samantha [00:15:32]:
My phone was in peril. I was in peril. And you, you were just like, he's not answering me. What's your problem? You're too busy for me today. I always answer you.

Lisa [00:15:43]:
Which I do. Which I do. Which I do. Right, Right. Because you know your rule, right? Pissy and preoccupied. Right? If you're pissy or preoccupied, you don't answer your messages even though you're at home on the couch. Right, Right. But look at now, you got a new phone.

Lisa [00:16:04]:
Yes. It's all, who's the, who's the wiser now? Right?

Samantha [00:16:08]:
Well, hopefully me until I get my new con. Until I get my new payment every month.

Lisa [00:16:13]:
Right? But you'll be fine. It's a new baby. It's a new baby. To the family baby. Nice. You know what? Okay, but we went on Saturday. We got our haircuts, right?

Samantha [00:16:23]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:16:23]:
Right. You got your bangs too short.

Samantha [00:16:25]:
I did not.

Lisa [00:16:27]:
And I went a little spiky for.

Samantha [00:16:28]:
People who really want to see what I look like. Can you please just go to the YouTube video? Because I have bangs. Lisa has none.

Lisa [00:16:35]:
She looks like she's.

Samantha [00:16:36]:
She looks like she has a receding for it.

Lisa [00:16:39]:
Like what?

Samantha [00:16:40]:
Hairlines receding? She got shorter and shorter.

Lisa [00:16:44]:
That's not my fault. That's not my fault.

Samantha [00:16:47]:
Stop going to the hairdresser every four weeks. You'd actually have hair on your head.

Lisa [00:16:53]:
Yeah, if people listen to the Patreon that I left today. If you support the Patreon, you would have heard me call you out. You and the HHJ G saying, every time I show a new picture of me five years ago, saying, I want this hair. You both say the same thing. You have to let it grow. It never was long.

Samantha [00:17:11]:
Just during COVID It was long.

Lisa [00:17:13]:
It was never.

Samantha [00:17:14]:
It was longer than what you're doing now.

Lisa [00:17:15]:
It's a little short right now.

Samantha [00:17:16]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:17:17]:
But it's. It's fine, right? It's fine. Anyways. Anyway, after I got my haircut, I stopped to get a few groceries, went to pick up a few. I wanted buns. I wanted sandwich with buns for the weekend.

Samantha [00:17:32]:
Right.

Lisa [00:17:32]:
And what to my surprise was in the lobby of the grocery store, but the Girl Guides and their cookies. Yay. I was so excited. Right? So I bought a box of each. They had the old school ones and then they had the, like, the peppermint ones.

Samantha [00:17:48]:
Ooh, the thin mints.

Lisa [00:17:49]:
The thin mint ones. Ooh. Right. I messaged you. You didn't go. I told you, but you didn't go. And I took them home and I was so excited because I love the Girl Guides. Right.

Lisa [00:18:01]:
Love the Girl Guide cookies. And then it got me thinking, Samantha, I'm almost 56 years old, right? Is it odd that I love and can eat cookies like a 10 year old? Like we went like. And then we had salad that you.

Samantha [00:18:19]:
Were on a diet and did you eat all the cookies?

Lisa [00:18:21]:
I ate a good chunk, Especially those thin ones. Hey. Right. And then I had salad, right?

Samantha [00:18:29]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:18:29]:
That's what.

Samantha [00:18:30]:
Yeah. Balanced it out.

Lisa [00:18:31]:
Then I balanced it out with some salad. Right. And thought, oh, this is probably where you would insert water, right? Or do something crazy like that. Yeah. I don't know. It was the Like, I had no. I had no boundaries. I was like, just two at a time, though.

Lisa [00:18:47]:
But because I was just eating two at a time, it didn't feel like a big deal till the box was gone. Sunday morning, right? Who does that?

Samantha [00:18:56]:
You, apparently.

Lisa [00:18:57]:
At 55, that's not the behavior. That's. That's how people know we don't have children. Because if we had kids, we would never do that. Because that would be a bad example. Mom. Mom would never do that. But I don't have kids, so I'm not an example to anybody.

Samantha [00:19:12]:
No, you are not.

Lisa [00:19:13]:
Nobody cares.

Samantha [00:19:14]:
But I would like to share with you. Apparently, girl Guy cookies are bad for you.

Lisa [00:19:18]:
Yeah, I know.

Samantha [00:19:19]:
Apparently a lot of chemicals, and I'm like, do we need to ruin the last vestige of our youth?

Lisa [00:19:26]:
Right.

Samantha [00:19:26]:
And kill girl guy cookies?

Lisa [00:19:29]:
Yeah. And guess what? I can tell that they have the chemicals. You can taste it. And you can taste it in the chocolate. I don't need to. I know that. I didn't care. I ate both sleeves, and Mike hated those ones, so he didn't even eat those ones.

Samantha [00:19:43]:
Oh, good. Yeah.

Lisa [00:19:44]:
Right? Yeah. He likes the originals, but just the vanilla.

Samantha [00:19:48]:
Oh, I would eat the vanilla ones. Yeah.

Lisa [00:19:49]:
Oh, not me. I'm not touching a vanilla.

Samantha [00:19:51]:
But I like a good thin mint.

Lisa [00:19:53]:
Yeah. They're so good. Right? So I was just like, man, this is. This is why. This is another reason why I was not meant to have children. Right? Because I'm not an example.

Samantha [00:20:01]:
No, you're not.

Lisa [00:20:02]:
The good Lord knew I was not going to be an example to anybody when it came to things like that. Right? Yeah.

Samantha [00:20:09]:
Neither am I. I'm horrible.

Lisa [00:20:10]:
You imagine. You imagine my kid. Oh, really, Mom? Because who ate the whole box, Right? And you have a problem that I'm eating wagon wheels? Yeah, it would have been tough, eh?

Samantha [00:20:19]:
Yeah, it would have been tough.

Lisa [00:20:20]:
Yeah. Only thing that saved us is my mom got the diabetes early. Right. And then all treats were gone.

Samantha [00:20:30]:
You ate the whole thing of cooking.

Lisa [00:20:32]:
I did. I did. And then took my metformin because that's why I take it, to keep me in line.

Samantha [00:20:40]:
The irony is not lost on anyone.

Lisa [00:20:42]:
Oh, it's so funny. Right? Just. I needed to share that. My guilty pleasure.

Samantha [00:20:47]:
Okay. I need to share a story that I read.

Lisa [00:20:49]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:20:50]:
It was kind of cool. Apparently, a woman owned H Vac business in Sioux Falls, Idaho, refused service because the man didn't want to pay for a female technician. So they.

Lisa [00:21:07]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:21:08]:
So they said, no, we. You don't get any service at all. And it was A female owned business. So they would have only sent a female deck.

Lisa [00:21:16]:
Because that's, that's what they would have done.

Samantha [00:21:19]:
Yeah. So they got to tell the gentleman on a Friday afternoon, no, sir, we can't come and help you and we will not tolerate.

Lisa [00:21:26]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:21:27]:
Your crap.

Lisa [00:21:28]:
Like, like, are we like living in 1940?

Samantha [00:21:32]:
Yeah. He opened the door and he said, nope. And he basically said, you don't know anything and I'm not allowing you to fix my H Vac.

Lisa [00:21:40]:
Wow. Hey. Yet I work at a place that's run by the women who. Who obviously have all of their. Their certification in H Vac.

Samantha [00:21:50]:
You can't become an H Vac, can't do H work unless you get certified. And you do all the work and all the hours. All the hours. All the apprenticeship, all the steps. All the steps. You cannot work anywhere without all the steps. You're not a reputable business if you don't have people that are certified to do the work.

Lisa [00:22:13]:
So there's.

Samantha [00:22:13]:
Just because she was a woman, he automatically assumed she knew nothing.

Lisa [00:22:18]:
So those men are still out there?

Samantha [00:22:21]:
Oh, they're. I'm sure they still are. And I'm sure there's lots of men who think probably women shouldn't be a lawyer or a doctor or anything of substance because, well, you must do something to get there. And it's like a woman has to go through more hoops to get where she needs to go.

Lisa [00:22:40]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:22:41]:
Than any man could possibly understand.

Lisa [00:22:44]:
Doesn't just come easy. Yes.

Samantha [00:22:45]:
It's. She is second guessed at every turn.

Lisa [00:22:49]:
Yeah. And she will have to prove herself.

Samantha [00:22:51]:
And she will have to prove herself over and over and over again. Even if she's established, she will continue to have to prove herself.

Lisa [00:22:59]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:23:00]:
No offense, dude. I hoped you liked your weekend with no H back.

Lisa [00:23:04]:
Yeah. Asshole.

Samantha [00:23:05]:
You dink.

Lisa [00:23:06]:
Right? Totally. That's like. That's like. That is like dink mood. That's really bad. Right.

Samantha [00:23:13]:
Toxic masculinity, whatever that is.

Lisa [00:23:16]:
And that's so funny.

Samantha [00:23:17]:
Right.

Lisa [00:23:17]:
Because now I'm going to go the opposite direction with what I want to share. Right. So this is as unmasculine as possible. This is something that every woman can relate to. I feel. Every woman, Samantha, has a weekend bra. Right? We have a weekend bra that's only used on a weekend if necessary. Right.

Lisa [00:23:40]:
And this bra symbolizes freedom from the formality of everyday clothing. Right. Because even if we have to put everyday clothing on, we put our weekend bra on. We know we're not quite situated where we should be. We're A little bit looser up here, but we don't care because it feels good.

Samantha [00:23:59]:
It feels good.

Lisa [00:24:00]:
Feels good. That weekend bra, right?

Samantha [00:24:02]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:24:03]:
Because you got a. You got a weekend bra.

Samantha [00:24:05]:
I. For sure, it's a. It's a lovely sports bra.

Lisa [00:24:08]:
Sure. Right.

Samantha [00:24:09]:
It's. It's just comfortable. You've worked it in. You've worn it enough that it's worn so good.

Lisa [00:24:17]:
And if you have to quickly run to the corner store, does the job.

Samantha [00:24:21]:
As long as I'm layered, right? Right.

Lisa [00:24:24]:
Totally. Right. Because if you're not layered, you're tripping. Right. But I love. I love a weekend bra.

Samantha [00:24:33]:
It is so comfortable. And sometimes women, you know, like, we get trussed up and tied up, you know, and it's uncomfortable.

Lisa [00:24:44]:
It's uncomfortable.

Samantha [00:24:45]:
And men think they're uncomfortable in their underpants, right?

Lisa [00:24:48]:
Those underpants.

Samantha [00:24:50]:
Yeah. And they just like to go commando sometimes in their sweatpants.

Lisa [00:24:53]:
Right, Right.

Samantha [00:24:54]:
It's like, that's pretty.

Lisa [00:24:56]:
Remember that? Remember the time that I bought that and the underwear that. That. That felt like they were like men's underwear and they were tight. Remember? They didn't. Remember they weren't. They had no rise. They had no high rise at the thigh. They just cut.

Lisa [00:25:08]:
Right. They were like. They were like a brief.

Samantha [00:25:11]:
Were they a boxer short? Lisa.

Lisa [00:25:13]:
It wasn't a boxer. It was. It was like a panty, but it just had. It just kind of went tightly right across the top of my leg. But, like, not like. Like, it was. That was a bad. That was a bad pack bites.

Lisa [00:25:25]:
And I didn't really realize it till I got to work, and I'm like, feel really constricted. It remember, it felt like if I had balls, they would have been in place. Those guys would not have been moving, and I would not have been making babies.

Samantha [00:25:37]:
Yeah. You know, and that's. I guess that's the point of women's bras, right? They're meant to hold our.

Lisa [00:25:43]:
They hold our folders where they're supposed to be.

Samantha [00:25:45]:
And it's like, no offense, but that's a lot.

Lisa [00:25:48]:
Every day, it's a pain. It's a lot. Right. That's why when women come home, we.

Samantha [00:25:53]:
Like to take it off well and, you know, and then we run the risk. Lisa. As I learned the other night, when the alarm went off in my building and I was like, it was late.

Lisa [00:26:05]:
At night or just like, it was.

Samantha [00:26:07]:
It was like, almost bedtime.

Lisa [00:26:08]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:26:09]:
And I'm like, are you kidding me? So I, like, had to put on my sports bra and.

Lisa [00:26:14]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:26:14]:
And put My shirt, my sweatshirt back on and layer up and potentially stand outside with people. I'm like, I can't go without a bra. But that's the beauty of being at home. It's like, sometimes you don't need to do that.

Lisa [00:26:26]:
No. Right. You don't.

Samantha [00:26:26]:
But now. Now I'm paranoid because apparently it's, you know, the alarm will go up.

Lisa [00:26:34]:
You've lived there. You've lived there wherever there is for. For a few years now, and the odds are still good that it won't happen.

Samantha [00:26:42]:
Well, here's hoping, right?

Lisa [00:26:43]:
But okay, now, whereabouts was there any. Any markers, any close places where you were like that you could be like.

Samantha [00:26:49]:
The muster point is that way.

Lisa [00:26:51]:
Oh, it's just that way. Interesting. You know what's funny? Friends of the podcast. I'm going to share this with Sam and her address, right? Because as you know, unless this is your first time listening, I don't know where my best friend lives. I don't know. There was one time where we were quite concerned about her because she was slept in. And I'm like, I don't want to worry her mom. I may have to go check on her.

Lisa [00:27:13]:
And I remember saying to her boyfriend, John, but I can't because I don't know where there is. But now it's funny because I actually do know your physical address, because I.

Samantha [00:27:23]:
See, I still don't know where it is, though.

Lisa [00:27:25]:
And guess what? I have respected you enough to never Google it and never go driving by it because I respect the fact that you don't want me to know where you live for some reason. So weird. So weird.

Samantha [00:27:39]:
Yeah, because I just think it was a running joke, right?

Lisa [00:27:41]:
Yeah, totally. Now we just go with it, right? Like it was at Roxy Roller. And remember she said she's gonna put some little tags on you. She's gonna slip some tags on you one day, right? And we'll figure out where she lives. Thanks. Thanks, Shannon. That would be great.

Samantha [00:27:55]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:27:56]:
So I'm just saying, right? Hands up for the weekend bra.

Samantha [00:28:00]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:28:01]:
Hey, all. All.

Samantha [00:28:03]:
If it's worn and. And comfortable, all the power to you.

Lisa [00:28:06]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:28:07]:
If you choose to go without, all the power to that as well.

Lisa [00:28:10]:
Women. That's women's commando power right there.

Samantha [00:28:12]:
Right?

Lisa [00:28:13]:
Right. Only difference is. No, just like a man, you can still tell.

Samantha [00:28:18]:
You can still tell.

Lisa [00:28:19]:
You can still tell, right? Yeah.

Samantha [00:28:22]:
If they're a woman of substance, you can tell.

Lisa [00:28:24]:
Yeah, Right. Like, this girl goes with Dobra. You can tell. It's not pretty, it's not good. Whatever. I'm at home. Right.

Samantha [00:28:34]:
Exactly.

Lisa [00:28:35]:
Yeah. One more. Can you do?

Samantha [00:28:36]:
Okay, so I think we need to talk about the worst hairstyles. Oh, do you feel like.

Lisa [00:28:43]:
Are you talking about this because you just got your hair cut?

Samantha [00:28:46]:
Well, I mean, we're on a bit of a hair thing, so. Are the worst hairstyles ever the Farrah Fawcett feathered look and the Jason Manmoa man bun?

Lisa [00:28:56]:
Oh, yeah. 100. In my opinion, nothing worse. Is it the feather or was it the sausage roll? Remember, the sausage roll was a really bad look too. Right.

Samantha [00:29:06]:
With that I see. And I don't know why I like the Farrah Fawcett hair. Because it was like a feathered look. It wasn't a sausage.

Lisa [00:29:12]:
So. No, I think both were really bad. Right, Though. Right? You could just.

Samantha [00:29:16]:
I like the.

Lisa [00:29:17]:
I'm sure you did. Right, Right. Pulled back pony right now as we speak, if. If I'm correct.

Samantha [00:29:23]:
No, it's not. It's. Oh, it's not actually.

Lisa [00:29:26]:
Oh, is it a banana clip?

Samantha [00:29:28]:
No, it's just a regular clip. Oh, like a banana clip.

Lisa [00:29:32]:
That's what you do, right?

Samantha [00:29:32]:
You just get that banana clip.

Lisa [00:29:34]:
I mean, I guess if you were in the 70s, maybe you would feather. I don't know if I ever would have thought it was good. But I will say I don't think that it tops the man bun. The man bun is bad. It's real. Even on Jason Momoa, it's really bad. Right.

Samantha [00:29:51]:
Why though? Like, why is it a bad thing for a man to have a man bun?

Lisa [00:29:56]:
Because if a man's grown his hair long, then wear it long. Why are you putting it up in a bun here? So even when you wear your bun, thank God, so far, it's never been here, right? It's here or here or. You did a side pony, I think, once, didn't you?

Samantha [00:30:16]:
I just feel like. No, I never had a side pony, you freak. I just feel like for someone who has so little hair, you have large opinions about hairstyles.

Lisa [00:30:26]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:30:27]:
And what people should be wearing and. And how they should be looking.

Lisa [00:30:31]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:30:31]:
Like, I just feel that comes from.

Lisa [00:30:32]:
A place of jealousy for a man bun.

Samantha [00:30:36]:
I think for people with hair. I think that you're jealous that people grow their hair out. I feel like you've. You have never, except for during COVID grown your hair out intentionally.

Lisa [00:30:48]:
No, and I won't. Nor will I. I. When I was a little girl, I had long hair. Remember? I had two barrettes here. Never did. Never again. Freedom at grade six.

Lisa [00:30:57]:
Cut it off. Oh, my God, Sometimes it's longer, sometimes it's shorter. But I think men with a man bun, I think it's ridiculous. Friends of the podcast, come on back me.

Samantha [00:31:07]:
Some women find it sexy.

Lisa [00:31:10]:
Who? You find it sexy?

Samantha [00:31:12]:
I don't think depending on the who the man is, the man bun, usually if it's on another individual that has some charisma maybe.

Lisa [00:31:21]:
So he has to be a hot looking man. So just normal guy with a man bun. No, not for you. That's not. No. Oh, my God. That's judgy. Yeah, right?

Samantha [00:31:29]:
So judgy.

Lisa [00:31:29]:
So. So he has to come with criteria to be able to put that nasty man bun on top of his head.

Samantha [00:31:34]:
Absolutely.

Lisa [00:31:35]:
Sounds a little judgmental to me, Samantha. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just pull up your pants? Your judgment pants?

Samantha [00:31:41]:
I did.

Lisa [00:31:43]:
I'm at least not being judgmental. I'm saying get it on for everybody.

Samantha [00:31:47]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:31:47]:
You're picking and choosing.

Samantha [00:31:49]:
You're just being a hoe bag about long people with long hair.

Lisa [00:31:53]:
No, I just think that the man bun is ridiculous. And I think the Farrah Fawcett would have been a lot of work back in the day. For sure.

Samantha [00:32:00]:
It's a lot of work.

Lisa [00:32:01]:
Here's. Okay, don't take this the wrong way, but you put your hair back in this thing here because it's too much work to put it down and wear it nice down. I just keep my hair short because I already know it's too much work to have it long.

Samantha [00:32:15]:
I like the option of hair down or hair up.

Lisa [00:32:18]:
Me too.

Samantha [00:32:19]:
And I like myself in long hair. I have had short hair. Like.

Lisa [00:32:23]:
I know, I know, I remember.

Samantha [00:32:24]:
And I prefer my hair with length.

Lisa [00:32:26]:
Well, and that's fine. That's fine. But don't say it's not extra work. It's more.

Samantha [00:32:31]:
And how can you say my bangs are short?

Lisa [00:32:33]:
They look.

Samantha [00:32:34]:
They are not short. You have no bang right now I see your entire four gigantic forehead people again. Watch the YouTube. I need you to watch the YouTube.

Lisa [00:32:44]:
Listen, it's not that bad.

Samantha [00:32:47]:
Yes, it is just your hair grow.

Lisa [00:32:51]:
I'm.

Samantha [00:32:51]:
Even your hairdresser's. Like, we can't go much shorter than this. Then it just scalp.

Lisa [00:32:57]:
It felt like a Brillo pad. It felt like an SOS pad. It was time to.

Samantha [00:33:01]:
It looks like an sos.

Lisa [00:33:02]:
Yes, Right. That's why it needed to be cut. No, we need to move on.

Samantha [00:33:08]:
Okay. I just think you are.

Lisa [00:33:10]:
Last time we got you, that's about hair. The last time we talked lots about hair, I got hate mail yes, you did. Right. For a long time.

Samantha [00:33:18]:
I know. Okay, let's move on. Lisa. God damn it.

Lisa [00:33:21]:
I'm just saying. Okay, Move on. Okay, I need to discuss this. In the grand scheme of the world, who decided? Probably God, because he decided everything at some point. Who decided what gets peeled and what doesn't? Like, banana and orange get peeled, but apple and pear unnecessarily, and sometimes carrots.

Samantha [00:33:45]:
Are you eating an orange peel? Are you eating a banana peel?

Lisa [00:33:49]:
No, but. But necessarily like an apple peel. But who decided that that was a bad taste? Like, did God just taste everything in the world one day and go, hmm, that's not a good one. Who did that?

Samantha [00:33:58]:
Have you eaten an apple? Have you eaten an orange peel?

Lisa [00:34:01]:
No, because it's not good.

Samantha [00:34:03]:
No, because it's ick.

Lisa [00:34:04]:
Yeah. But who decided it was. Ugh.

Samantha [00:34:07]:
Well, probably the people who started eating the apples and the bananas and the apples.

Lisa [00:34:11]:
Like, I don't love an apple. I don't love an apple peel. I don't find an apple peel that great.

Samantha [00:34:15]:
Well, then peel your apples.

Lisa [00:34:16]:
But who decided what gets peeled?

Samantha [00:34:18]:
Because some peels are edible and some are not. Just the protective casing of the fruit that's inside.

Lisa [00:34:25]:
Okay, but yet you can have lemon zest. So you can zest the peel in your food. And you can. Because all the great chefs do that. And you can take a chunk of orange peel and put it on the rim of a cup, and it's a fancy drink.

Samantha [00:34:39]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:34:40]:
Hi. That goes in the garbage. Put it in the garbage. When you eat a banana, do you take it right out of the peel and eat it?

Samantha [00:34:48]:
No, sometimes I eat it with. In.

Lisa [00:34:50]:
Keep it in its case. Do you? I never do. Not if I'm by myself. I think in public, I would.

Samantha [00:34:58]:
Why do you take it out?

Lisa [00:35:00]:
I don't know. I feel like I'm part monkey.

Samantha [00:35:01]:
So you're just handling that banana. You're just like, ah, totally.

Lisa [00:35:06]:
I feel like I'm part monkey when I eat a banana.

Samantha [00:35:08]:
Really?

Lisa [00:35:09]:
Yeah, because I just, like, it's all hands.

Samantha [00:35:11]:
I feel like that's a really bad. You know, it's not pretty to the kick. To the monkeys, it's like, oh, now we got another one.

Lisa [00:35:17]:
No, we got another one. Like, look who's trying to be part of the monkey squad, huh? You. Right. Because I take it right out and I throw the peel away, and then.

Samantha [00:35:25]:
You just grab it.

Lisa [00:35:26]:
Just hold on to that. And then I grab that banana, and then I eat it in, like, four bites, like, like, gone.

Samantha [00:35:33]:
Oh, I thought maybe you were civilized and cut it up.

Lisa [00:35:36]:
Sometimes I'll do that because sometimes I'll cut it up on like a Sunday and I'll put a little bit of peanut butter on it, right? Cause that's protein. So sometimes I do that, Samantha. But when I'm not civilized, I'm just like pawing it like a monkey.

Samantha [00:35:49]:
I think we should all stop and recognize that Lisa knew that peanut butter was protein.

Lisa [00:35:53]:
I know that peanut butter is protein. Peanut butter's protein. And eggs. That's all I really know though, right? I'm not really versed in proteins. Thank you. I don't think I love proteins.

Samantha [00:36:07]:
You eat hot dogs.

Lisa [00:36:09]:
Is that protein?

Samantha [00:36:10]:
You eat steak.

Lisa [00:36:12]:
I like steak.

Samantha [00:36:13]:
You eat chicken. You love bacon.

Lisa [00:36:16]:
I. I guess I like protein.

Samantha [00:36:18]:
You do?

Lisa [00:36:20]:
Maybe I do not know what protein is. I don't know all those things. Maybe I need to go on a protein free diet.

Samantha [00:36:26]:
Well, then what are you eating?

Lisa [00:36:29]:
Snacks.

Samantha [00:36:31]:
And what would those snacks be, Lisa?

Lisa [00:36:33]:
Cookies. And then I'd have to negotiate myself through again. Right. I'm just saying, back to my original conversation. Who decided what gets peeled and what doesn't?

Samantha [00:36:42]:
I think you are just out to lunch. I don't. Is it the. Is it the amount of sugar that you consumed over the weekend? Has it rotted your brain? Like, did it happen the chemicals in the girl cut cookies?

Lisa [00:36:53]:
Maybe there's a point.

Samantha [00:36:54]:
Fry you already.

Lisa [00:36:55]:
Maybe there's a point to it, right? Maybe, maybe, Maybe they're right.

Samantha [00:37:00]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:37:01]:
I don't know. I don't have the answers. I just have the questions. That's what I do. I ask questions.

Samantha [00:37:06]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:37:06]:
That's how I learn.

Samantha [00:37:07]:
And we peel a carrot, by the way. Yeah. And when people just eat a carrot, we can peel a potato or we can eat the potato skin. It just depends.

Lisa [00:37:17]:
I don't know. It seems odd. Would have been an avocado, maybe.

Samantha [00:37:21]:
No, you don't eat an avocado like that. You scoop it out of its shell.

Lisa [00:37:26]:
Grapefruit.

Samantha [00:37:28]:
Same thing.

Lisa [00:37:29]:
Same thing. Lemon.

Samantha [00:37:32]:
Same thing. But. Yeah, just saying.

Lisa [00:37:36]:
I'm just saying. I just not. You don't always peel a carrot, but.

Samantha [00:37:40]:
It'S been long decided, Lisa, that that is how things are eaten. Now, if you've chosen to go a different way. No, I'm not getting straight for the audience.

Lisa [00:37:48]:
No, I'm not eating any of them. Not eating any of them. That's the thing. I'm just saying. Who just. You don't.

Samantha [00:37:54]:
You don't eat any vegetables or any fruit of any kind except for a banana that's all I've ever seen you eat.

Lisa [00:38:00]:
I will eat apple slices with some dip. Right. Some caramel or some caramel dip. Been known to do that sometimes too, Samantha.

Samantha [00:38:08]:
And the only reason you eat a salad is because there's a dressing involved.

Lisa [00:38:12]:
Totally. Right. Everything comes down to a sauce somehow. Dip it or sauce it up one way or the other. Right.

Samantha [00:38:19]:
Good God.

Lisa [00:38:20]:
Yeah. Okay, have you had enough picking at me?

Samantha [00:38:22]:
No. Because I need to talk about your obsessive sleeping habits. How's the mouth tape?

Lisa [00:38:32]:
I tried it this way the other night. I felt like I was strangulating me. Yeah, right, because there was no, there was no air.

Samantha [00:38:41]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:38:41]:
Right. So I just laid in bed listening to Blue Jays podcast and I had it across and then I was like, I felt, I felt unsafe. I felt I needed a safe word. Right. But yet it was just me. Right.

Samantha [00:38:55]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:38:56]:
So it's still good? I'm still using it.

Samantha [00:38:58]:
Okay, well that's good.

Lisa [00:38:59]:
I'm still trying, right? I don't know. But guess what? I have happy news to do with my sleep. So as obsessed as I am about parts of it, guess what? I'm not. I'm not overheating at night anymore.

Samantha [00:39:12]:
Oh really?

Lisa [00:39:13]:
Uh huh. One step further away from what you're going through. Right? Who leads the way in menopause kicking it to the curb? This girl. Right?

Samantha [00:39:26]:
Excellent, huh?

Lisa [00:39:27]:
I just thought I'd share that with you. I thought you'd like to know that little nugget.

Samantha [00:39:30]:
So do you still have your fan on?

Lisa [00:39:32]:
Well, yeah, because I still like fresh air.

Samantha [00:39:34]:
Oh my God. It's not fresh air. It's recycled air from your apartment. It's not fresh. Fresh would have to be. Your window is open.

Lisa [00:39:45]:
No, I like, I like the noise and I like the freshness of the, of the, of that wind blowing in my face.

Samantha [00:39:51]:
So you're freezing to death then?

Lisa [00:39:53]:
No, I, no, I, I, I, I sheet on up. I'm good.

Samantha [00:39:57]:
A sheet.

Lisa [00:39:57]:
A sheet. Sometimes a blanket in the middle of the night, I pull it up, right? My fan's not on five. It's just like on one. It's just like, it's slow.

Samantha [00:40:07]:
I know, but you know, like that just seems odd.

Lisa [00:40:10]:
It's not odd. Lots of people sleep with a fan.

Samantha [00:40:14]:
And your hot flashes are gone.

Lisa [00:40:16]:
Gone. Really totally gone. Just gone, gone, gone.

Samantha [00:40:21]:
And now you just have obsessive eating habits to replace it.

Lisa [00:40:25]:
Yeah, and still just juggling the tape. Right? Like I can get to about 4:00 in the morning and then I'm Done with it. Hey, so it has a timeline, right? It's on borrowed time.

Samantha [00:40:37]:
I have no doubt that it is.

Lisa [00:40:39]:
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But here's something. This is something that's tragic, yet not so tragic. Starbucks just paid out $70 million to someone whose lid wasn't on their cup properly in the drive through line. So when they got their cup, it fell, it burned their junk, and that's horrible. And they got $70 million not so.

Samantha [00:41:06]:
Horrible for burning your junk.

Lisa [00:41:09]:
Guess what? I would burn my junk off for a whole lot less. Like, you want to give me 5 million, take my junk. You don't even have to throw coffee at me. Just take my junk. 5 million. And dude got 70 million, right?

Samantha [00:41:26]:
Yeah. And then he'll pay taxes on that. And he had to pay his lawyers.

Lisa [00:41:30]:
And too bad he wasn't in Canada. That would have just been in his pocket.

Samantha [00:41:33]:
They would just be in his.

Lisa [00:41:34]:
Right. But would you.

Samantha [00:41:35]:
What?

Lisa [00:41:35]:
Would you. Would you do that for, like, a few million bucks?

Samantha [00:41:39]:
Well, do you think he purposely spilled stuff on his junk?

Lisa [00:41:42]:
I think it was an accident.

Samantha [00:41:44]:
Huh.

Lisa [00:41:44]:
But I would take that accident on. I don't know. I mean, it's not. I get it's gonna hurt.

Samantha [00:41:52]:
You know what? I just don't think that coffee spilling in a woman's lap is quite as detrimental to the female body as it is to a man's body. However, if you wanted to, like, think about the chest area, maybe like, two boobs is 70 million. One boob is like, maybe 45 million.

Lisa [00:42:10]:
Just 40.

Samantha [00:42:11]:
35.

Lisa [00:42:11]:
Just like your inner thighs. 5 million. Take it.

Samantha [00:42:14]:
Inner. Inner thighs.

Lisa [00:42:15]:
Inner thighs. 5 million. Who needs them, right? Who needs them?

Samantha [00:42:21]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:42:22]:
Like I'm saying, like, were they specific.

Samantha [00:42:25]:
As to, like, the level of burn?

Lisa [00:42:28]:
Well, burned, like parts of his junk. So third degree burns.

Samantha [00:42:33]:
Third degree burns. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:42:34]:
Like, through his blue jeans, probably.

Samantha [00:42:37]:
So he probably. Can he use his junk anymore?

Lisa [00:42:41]:
Well, they didn't reveal that.

Samantha [00:42:42]:
I'm thinking that's the word. That's where the $70 came in. You can no longer use your junk, sir. We feel sorry for you. 70 million cannot have sex anymore and you can't procreate.

Lisa [00:42:52]:
Guess what? Five. All the same guidelines. Five. Check, check, check. Sign. Off I go.

Samantha [00:43:04]:
You've heard it here.

Lisa [00:43:05]:
Starving, right? You gotta look for this face in the driveway way cheaper. Could have saved $65 million.

Samantha [00:43:15]:
Oh, my God. What do you think Tim Hortons would pay? They probably pay you like, you can have Tim Hortons for the rest of your life.

Lisa [00:43:21]:
Right? And a donut And a donut. If it's a sprinkle donut, then I'd be like, okay, maybe with a thousand dollars.

Samantha [00:43:30]:
And if you could just throw in some, like, coconut tidbits.

Lisa [00:43:32]:
You could throw in a few coconut tim bits, too, please. That would. Then that's fine. I could do that. Right?

Samantha [00:43:37]:
That is so sad.

Lisa [00:43:38]:
Just saying, right? For, like, way less than 70 million.

Samantha [00:43:41]:
Well, I just feel like he had really good lawyers or he really burned off his junk. Like, there's nothing left.

Lisa [00:43:47]:
That's fine. Right? Plastic surgery.

Samantha [00:43:49]:
Well, that's going to be a sensitive area for quite some time.

Lisa [00:43:54]:
Yeah. But guess what? I'll buy some new senses. My $70 million. Right. I'll buy new weight. I'll buy new. I'll buy new feeling.

Samantha [00:44:04]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:44:05]:
Right?

Samantha [00:44:05]:
Yeah. But then he's gonna get weird. It's gonna get weird with that $70 million. What's he gonna do with that, right?

Lisa [00:44:12]:
I don't know. What do you do? Because then somebody's gonna miss his junk, right?

Samantha [00:44:16]:
Shit's gonna get crazy, Right?

Lisa [00:44:18]:
I don't know. What if you. What like. What about if you get depressed because you don't got junk anymore?

Samantha [00:44:22]:
Well, then what do you start doing? Like, all of us?

Lisa [00:44:24]:
Oh, there's too much right now because you're. Because you're weird that way, right? There's too many I'm weird, creeper. You're.

Samantha [00:44:34]:
You make everything weird.

Lisa [00:44:36]:
I just said that. I don't need $70 million to lose my junk. I can negotiate this. Right. I don't need some big, fancy lawyer.

Samantha [00:44:47]:
I could do this myself. Let's settle this for five.

Lisa [00:44:50]:
Settle it for five. Shake on it, right? Call it a day.

Samantha [00:44:57]:
Oh, God help us all.

Lisa [00:44:58]:
Okay. Oh, that's funny.

Samantha [00:45:00]:
I heard a new term the other day.

Lisa [00:45:02]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:45:03]:
It's called lemonading.

Lisa [00:45:05]:
Okay, I've never heard that term.

Samantha [00:45:07]:
Yes. Apparently it's. It's like the phrase. You know the phrase, turn lemons into lemonade or turn lemons into whatever.

Lisa [00:45:14]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:45:14]:
Or what? When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Lisa [00:45:17]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:45:18]:
So lemonading is playful people.

Lisa [00:45:20]:
Okay. So it's positive.

Samantha [00:45:22]:
Yes. And they're inherently good. And they're. You know.

Lisa [00:45:27]:
Is it weird that I thought lemonading. Is it weird. I thought lemonading might be peeing.

Samantha [00:45:32]:
No.

Lisa [00:45:33]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:45:33]:
That's not weird at all.

Lisa [00:45:35]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:45:35]:
Because that's where yellow. So.

Lisa [00:45:37]:
Right. That's what I thought.

Samantha [00:45:39]:
Connection.

Lisa [00:45:39]:
Glad to hear it's not.

Samantha [00:45:41]:
No, but apparently the term is, like, how people. Playful people, handle challenging situations.

Lisa [00:45:49]:
Oh, right. Okay.

Samantha [00:45:51]:
They're lemonading.

Lisa [00:45:52]:
And I'm eliminating.

Samantha [00:45:53]:
Playful people are eliminating.

Lisa [00:45:55]:
They're lemonating. Yes. I think I should be in like a fancy hat or something if I'm gonna.

Samantha [00:46:00]:
Well, it just sounds stupid. Look, can we just say that people are resilient and they're handling the situation that they have. They have gotten themselves into or a part of. Like, do we need to have a phrase for everything?

Lisa [00:46:17]:
Let's.

Samantha [00:46:18]:
Do we need to reinvent shit?

Lisa [00:46:22]:
Like, do we have time to do we know. No, we don't have time.

Samantha [00:46:25]:
We just use our time more effectively.

Lisa [00:46:27]:
But it is kind of catchy though, right? I'm just lemonading. I'm lemonating lemonade. And try it. Go around your workplace and use it and see if people look at you funny. Right?

Samantha [00:46:35]:
Oh, I never using that phrase.

Lisa [00:46:37]:
Like, oh, you know what? What a tough day. I'm just going to lemonade.

Samantha [00:46:42]:
Lemonade. What does that mean? I'm just handling this situation in a playful way.

Lisa [00:46:46]:
Right. Is that any different than it, I'll do better tomorrow?

Samantha [00:46:50]:
I think ours is a better phrase.

Lisa [00:46:53]:
I think it leaves no need for explanation. Right. Means we failed and we're good, we accept it and we're gonna do better. I feel like lemonade resilience all over the place. Yeah.

Samantha [00:47:03]:
I think laminating is just another phrase from the younger generations. Right?

Lisa [00:47:08]:
Yeah. Oh, it's got to do something like that.

Samantha [00:47:10]:
They're just, you know, floofing it up a little.

Lisa [00:47:12]:
Yeah, right. Because they gotta. They gotta own stuff, right? That's their thing. They gotta own stuff and they cancel everything. They're canceling everything, right?

Samantha [00:47:20]:
Why don't you cancel things? You should just cancel stuff. I saw an Instagram where a girl was like, you need to cancel Metallica and all metal music. And I'm like, you need to calm yourself down.

Lisa [00:47:32]:
You know what? They don't need to cancel on the tick tock. And this is what I think our next TikTok thing should be. Samantha. Chicken. Banana. Chicken. Banana.

Samantha [00:47:41]:
I finally saw that the other day. I'm like, this is what she was talking about.

Lisa [00:47:46]:
This is. This looks ridiculous. Banana. Chicken.

Samantha [00:47:49]:
Chicken.

Lisa [00:47:49]:
Banana. Banana. Is it.

Samantha [00:47:54]:
Isn't it banana? Like banana over there?

Lisa [00:47:57]:
Banana? Yeah, I saw one with a little cat doing it and I'm like, how can the cat. How come the cat can do that and Sam and Lisa can't figure it out?

Samantha [00:48:06]:
God, please.

Lisa [00:48:07]:
Right? You know, you're so weird, but guess what? But ever popular, that's what I might be. Weird, but ever popular. Samantha. I met. I met a new friend. Met a new friend. At my apartment building. So, friends of the podcast, if you don't know, I live like, kind of like where the golden girls live, right? But in Saskatoon and not anything like their house.

Lisa [00:48:31]:
But. But we kind of live in like an, like a, like, kind of like an early retirement community. And I met a new friend and I've never met her before. Her name's Pearl. She's lovely. Lovely. She's got like white hair curl. Like a white little curl.

Lisa [00:48:46]:
I'm like, oh, Pearl, look at course your name is Pearl. And made me feel super popular, right? Because new friend. And then I made so many friends after last week's podcast. Right? Two. Two stood out for sure. Right? Tina, friend of the podcast. She wants to be my new best friend. She said that she sent us a message.

Lisa [00:49:10]:
And then Carrie, who likes to leave us awkwardly not quite ending her thought, 42 second messages on our website. But we appreciate it because she's the only one that leaves messages on the website.

Samantha [00:49:24]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:49:25]:
So we love that. And she too wants to be my new best friend, right? Because I kicked you to the curb last week, remember?

Samantha [00:49:31]:
Yes, you did.

Lisa [00:49:31]:
I kicked you. I'm like, you're gone. Because you, you, you wouldn't help me out with soup, right? So. So what a great week, right? Met a new friend named Pearl and then just ponied up with my two other friends, right?

Samantha [00:49:44]:
So I'm like, good taker. She's a handful.

Lisa [00:49:48]:
Good luck. I don't think Pearl thinks I'm a handful. Pearl. Pearl apparently thinks I'm a fashion maven.

Samantha [00:49:55]:
Yes. Because what pants were you wearing?

Lisa [00:49:57]:
I was wearing my cargo jeans. And Pearl said to me, and I'm sure Pearl's 87. Pearl said to me, I love your pants. Where'd you get them? And I'm like, oh, girlfriend. I said, I got them at the Gap. She's like, I love them. I said, pearl, the best thing that's. After we.

Lisa [00:50:18]:
I knew that she was Pearl. I said, best thing about them, I said, is they pull up is right. Because I'm okay. Being in my pull up elastic band years doesn't bother me. And then I thought afterwards, I'm like, huh? Is that a good thing that Pearl said or a bad thing that Pearl said? Right? Because do I want to be the fashion icon of the apartment building? Maybe not.

Samantha [00:50:39]:
Acid wash cargo pants that you wear with the wrong shoe.

Lisa [00:50:46]:
I'm wearing them. I'm wearing them tomorrow. With your own boots.

Samantha [00:50:49]:
You're wearing them in winter time when they should only be worn in the summer. We Cannot convince you to stop wearing them.

Lisa [00:50:57]:
They're already laid out for tomorrow, too.

Samantha [00:50:59]:
And again, I must remember and tell the audience. The friends of the podcast HHG touched her shoulder and said, girl, we need to get you some new jeans. Yeah, you do, because you're a hot mess.

Lisa [00:51:13]:
Hot mess in pants. It's not good. It's not good at all.

Samantha [00:51:16]:
You usually do well in shirts. That's not the problem. But you are just a mess when it comes to pants.

Lisa [00:51:24]:
It's not good, right? It is not good at all, Samantha. I know. I don't know.

Samantha [00:51:28]:
I just don't get you sometimes.

Lisa [00:51:30]:
I don't know. What do you do?

Samantha [00:51:32]:
Well, you know what I think. I think I know what I would do with, like, a million dollars.

Lisa [00:51:38]:
What would you do with a million dollars?

Samantha [00:51:39]:
I would retire.

Lisa [00:51:41]:
Oh, yeah? Hey, you'd retire. I wouldn't retire.

Samantha [00:51:46]:
No, of course.

Lisa [00:51:47]:
You're right. I would not retire. I would just. Life is normal, right? You would retire so quick, it would make everybody's head spin, right? Like, you don't even have your check. You're already retired, Right. They haven't even taken your picture. You've already given your notice and you're done, right? You're retired, just like I'm retired.

Samantha [00:52:06]:
Yeah, we're done. I'll find something else to do, Right?

Lisa [00:52:09]:
Exactly right. I wouldn't do that. I would not retire. I wouldn't retire. What would I do? I don't know. I probably wouldn't do much of anything.

Samantha [00:52:18]:
And that's unfortunate, because when you have freedom like that, you can go do things that you typically wouldn't do.

Lisa [00:52:23]:
But it. Maybe it just means I'm happy right now. Maybe I'm happy in my life.

Samantha [00:52:27]:
All right, good. Congratulations.

Lisa [00:52:29]:
Yeah. So go about your way. I'll come with you, though.

Samantha [00:52:32]:
Wear your bad jeans.

Lisa [00:52:34]:
Well, how about buy me some new ones there, millionaire?

Samantha [00:52:37]:
No, you got your own. You just had said you had a million dollars.

Lisa [00:52:40]:
Oh, yeah. I want a million dollars, too, right? No, but I'm gonna save my money because I' cheap that way. I'm really cheap that way. Hey, listen to this. Are you. Are you watching American Idol?

Samantha [00:52:53]:
Sporadically. And not full wholeheartedly. No.

Lisa [00:52:57]:
Gibsons are in it to win it again. Year two, right? We're watching it. We watched it on Sunday. This is my new pet peeve. Okay? First off, it's too nice, right? Every. Everybody loves everybody.

Samantha [00:53:09]:
Yes, they do.

Lisa [00:53:10]:
But here's the thing, dear kid, whose mom is Carney Wilson from Wilson Phillips, right? That band is washed up and Nobody cares. Why you bringing your mom in? For your. Why you bringing your mom in? And then. And then Carrie Underwood's like, it's Wilson Phillips. No, that's not what people would do. People would not. Oh, it's Wilson Phillips and their one hit wonder. Right, Right.

Lisa [00:53:35]:
Someday somebody's gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye. Right. All nicely on the beach. And you put the big girl fully clothed on the hot beach. Right. Shame on you, Wilson Phillips. Shame on you. Right, right.

Lisa [00:53:51]:
I just saying. I just needed to get it off my chest. Right. Okay.

Samantha [00:53:55]:
But they also had, I think the show before that I watched.

Lisa [00:54:00]:
I know.

Samantha [00:54:00]:
The son of a backstreet Boy.

Lisa [00:54:02]:
Right.

Samantha [00:54:03]:
Also there. And his father got dragged in.

Lisa [00:54:05]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:54:06]:
Brian, I think Brian Littel and his son Bailey. And I'm like, like, is this a stunt now? I feel like it's a stunt now. I feel now there's been two famous people back in the day.

Lisa [00:54:18]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:54:19]:
With their kids. And I'm like, these kids would have a leg up just based on who you are.

Lisa [00:54:24]:
They don't need to go to Idol.

Samantha [00:54:26]:
They don't need to take a spot from a kid from like, Iowa.

Lisa [00:54:29]:
Nope. They don't.

Samantha [00:54:31]:
No.

Lisa [00:54:31]:
Right. They don't. They don't.

Samantha [00:54:34]:
So maybe that's just me being bitter.

Lisa [00:54:36]:
No, I'm bitter about it too. I'm bitter. I'm very bitter about it.

Samantha [00:54:40]:
I just feel like it's a stunt they're doing this year.

Lisa [00:54:42]:
I think it's. And it's a little sickening.

Samantha [00:54:45]:
Right?

Lisa [00:54:46]:
Yeah. Look at your, your, your, your, your famous parent. I don't know if I'm the kid in line behind that. I'm like, serious. I might as well go home.

Samantha [00:54:54]:
Yeah. I'd be pissed.

Lisa [00:54:55]:
Yeah. Right. And of course, they all make it. Right?

Samantha [00:54:57]:
Of course they do. They need to make it. Because then that just means the show gets more interesting.

Lisa [00:55:01]:
Right. Because now they get a new boys kids on. Yeah, totally. It's weird.

Samantha [00:55:07]:
I'm just. Whatever. But I'm also sporadically watching the Voice.

Lisa [00:55:11]:
I'm not. I'm not at all watching the Voice.

Samantha [00:55:13]:
Well, I was interested last week and then I watched it just for a little bit this week, and I'm like, oh, the singers still are bad.

Lisa [00:55:20]:
Oh, yeah, they're still bad. They're still bad.

Samantha [00:55:23]:
And I. And I hate to say this, but Michael Buble, you're not loving him. I'm not sure what you're doing this year.

Lisa [00:55:29]:
Really. Huh. Interesting.

Samantha [00:55:32]:
I did. I did not enjoy his. His pics. And I was like, huh. That's interesting.

Lisa [00:55:37]:
Interesting. I don't watch the show anymore. I'm over it. I'm over it.

Samantha [00:55:41]:
It's the battles right now. So it's not. I don't know, but Idol.

Lisa [00:55:44]:
Pencil me in for some reason.

Samantha [00:55:46]:
No, I can't. I can't do either.

Lisa [00:55:48]:
Odd.

Samantha [00:55:49]:
I have no patience.

Lisa [00:55:50]:
Huh. Interesting. Interesting. Samantha.

Samantha [00:55:54]:
So I need to bring this up, and I can't believe that I'm going to bring this up. Yeah. Because I'm surprised that you are not wanting to talk about it.

Lisa [00:56:03]:
I'm done. Okay.

Samantha [00:56:05]:
We're over exhausted.

Lisa [00:56:06]:
Over exhausted.

Samantha [00:56:07]:
I do. I do need to bring too much.

Lisa [00:56:09]:
To always talk about.

Samantha [00:56:10]:
I know. But I do need for us to talk about the fact that apparently rumor has it that war plans were texted over an app. Yeah. And a journalist was added to said chat. The group chat.

Lisa [00:56:30]:
Yep.

Samantha [00:56:31]:
And it involved Waltz Vance and Hagus. Hagus Heath, and. And it was apparently about military strikes in Yemen. And I'm like. I'm reading this and I'm like, this is not for real.

Lisa [00:56:45]:
This is your America.

Samantha [00:56:46]:
Somebody's making this up. No, this cannot seriously be happening.

Lisa [00:56:49]:
No, it's.

Samantha [00:56:51]:
And it's like, I can't.

Lisa [00:56:53]:
I can't. They. They have worn me down. Can't.

Samantha [00:56:57]:
Yeah. And apparently somebody in this group of people that were in the group text have called out the journalist because the journalist wrote about it in the Atlantic. It was the editor in chief, apparently, from the Atlantic that was added to the group chat.

Lisa [00:57:10]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:57:11]:
He waited until the strikes happened.

Lisa [00:57:14]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:57:15]:
And they happened exactly the way it was listed in the text.

Lisa [00:57:21]:
Nice.

Samantha [00:57:21]:
And he waited until after the fact. And now somebody in this group is saying he's lying. And I'm like, well, that's easy enough to say. However, there's going to be proof of your chat. But the thing is, is that they can't. They shouldn't be doing that.

Lisa [00:57:37]:
Of course they shouldn't be. It's against the law. It's against the law and all the clearance rules and else. Right.

Samantha [00:57:43]:
Yes. You cannot share that kind of classified information. Right. Over a Snapchat.

Lisa [00:57:50]:
No. Right. You really.

Samantha [00:57:51]:
Sorry, that's not what it was. It was called Signal, but it's.

Lisa [00:57:54]:
But it's the same as Snapchat.

Samantha [00:57:56]:
But apparently by doing this, there will be. There would have been no record of it. Because it disappears.

Lisa [00:58:05]:
Yeah. Like all like. Like Snapchat. Right. Like it disappears after. After so long. Right.

Samantha [00:58:10]:
Right.

Lisa [00:58:10]:
So I'm like an Instagram story for the world to see. Right. Right. So I'm like, oh, My God. And I can't.

Samantha [00:58:19]:
When. When asked, the president didn't. Was not aware of the situation.

Lisa [00:58:24]:
Of course not.

Samantha [00:58:25]:
When the story broke.

Lisa [00:58:26]:
No, of course not.

Samantha [00:58:26]:
And then they're now saying, like, all the people involved are basically like, getting off scot free.

Lisa [00:58:34]:
Yeah. So what America has done is they have taken this good Canadian that loves American politics and wrecked her. That killed me.

Samantha [00:58:43]:
I'm like, I'm even. I was just like, I can't believe. I feel like I need to bring this up because this is. It was like too ridiculous.

Lisa [00:58:51]:
It was so ridiculous.

Samantha [00:58:52]:
In a movie. This happens in a movie. It doesn't happen in real life. No, this is real life.

Lisa [00:58:57]:
It's real life.

Samantha [00:58:58]:
It is a. What the fuck?

Lisa [00:58:59]:
Totally, totally, right? Totally, totally, totally crazy.

Samantha [00:59:06]:
And I feel sorry because it, it would have if had this been leaked to anything or anyone else, it would have endangered the lives of the military.

Lisa [00:59:15]:
Sure, lots of people could have died.

Samantha [00:59:17]:
In the U.S. u.S. Military.

Lisa [00:59:18]:
But the States is not going to think that's a big deal because it really didn't happen that way.

Samantha [00:59:22]:
Because it didn't happen.

Lisa [00:59:23]:
Didn't happen like that.

Samantha [00:59:24]:
Nobody got hurt.

Lisa [00:59:25]:
Right? Right. So it's good, right? Scot free. Always.

Samantha [00:59:28]:
So I just needed to bring that up because everyone's like, sam doesn't talk politics. Well, this one was too juicy to pass up.

Lisa [00:59:34]:
There you go. Right? There you go. It's. Now it's. Lisa doesn't talk politics anymore because she's politicked out. You killed my spirit.

Samantha [00:59:41]:
She is like, done, done.

Lisa [00:59:44]:
Right? Done. And now what she's doing because she's so done over real life things, she's shaking her head at snap peas and wonders why we eat them with her covers on.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
Oh, my God. You've. You've made her resort to speaking about vegetables. People are speaking, right?

Lisa [01:00:01]:
Are you happy, America? This is what you've done to me. Now I'm curious about the snap peas.

Samantha [01:00:07]:
No one should be curious about snappy, right? No one.

Lisa [01:00:10]:
Yet here I am wondering why we eat them with their covers.

Samantha [01:00:14]:
Because her brain hurts and she can't think of anything else. So she's focusing on vegetables that she'll never eat.

Lisa [01:00:19]:
Right. Because I'll never eat a snap pea. But I was wondering, if I ever chose to, why wouldn't I just break it open and eat the peas?

Samantha [01:00:26]:
You would. But it's okay to eat the shell of a snap pea.

Lisa [01:00:29]:
I don't want that. I don't want that in my life. I want that shell in my life. Samantha. Right?

Samantha [01:00:34]:
Oh, God. You peels you and skins of things.

Lisa [01:00:38]:
I would. I would. I would unpeel the peas and just eat the peas. That's the joy is the peas, not.

Samantha [01:00:45]:
The COVID I just hope that people are happy that they have made you resort to the simple things in life, right?

Lisa [01:00:52]:
And it might not last for long. I don't know. But right now I'm just. I'm done. Done.

Samantha [01:01:00]:
I'm shaking my head in a fucking goddamn sn.

Lisa [01:01:03]:
Right? I'm. I'm shaking my head at a snap pea, and I'm negotiating myself with cookies and salad. Dear America, I hope you're happy. I've had America's back for years, since Ronald Reagan, right? And look at. Now look at me. I'm a shell of myself, right? God. Thanks, America. Yeah, right? What did I do to deserve that?

Samantha [01:01:27]:
Well, and we're about to go into our own election. That should be a shit show, right?

Lisa [01:01:31]:
I can't even think about that yet.

Samantha [01:01:33]:
Hurts my brain already.

Lisa [01:01:34]:
I know. Totally, right? Totally does.

Samantha [01:01:36]:
Slinging. That's gonna happen.

Lisa [01:01:37]:
Oh, it's enough. It's enough.

Samantha [01:01:44]:
All right, so as usual, we posted some stuff on Facebook on Sunday. And you know what? You guys had some really interesting eating, interesting things. You had some good food combos. I've got a couple I'm gonna mention. You guys. All right, don't feel bad. I. I'm generally, like, at.

Samantha [01:02:02]:
In awe of your ability to combine these things together. Peanut butter and dill pickles. We see you, Jay. We see you, cheese whiz with sugar on toast. We got you, Laura. We got you carrots and peanut butter. We are intrigued, Haley. Almost enough to try peanut butter and Spanish onion.

Samantha [01:02:25]:
Hola, Jamie, right?

Lisa [01:02:27]:
I was almost like.

Samantha [01:02:30]:
Black licorice. Black licorice with yellow mustard.

Lisa [01:02:34]:
Who are you? Luke. Right. Who are you?

Samantha [01:02:37]:
And then explain yourself.

Lisa [01:02:38]:
And then with Luke, I'm like, is he just messing with us? I think he is he just messing with us. This is Luke, who thinks that the tomato is the of the devil or something. That Luke, right? I love Luke so much.

Samantha [01:02:50]:
He always comes up with good stuff. Love it, love it, love it, love it. So many fun responses, guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Please join us with our weird questions. Answer. Give us what you got.

Lisa [01:03:04]:
I love it.

Samantha [01:03:04]:
We will mention you on the podcast.

Lisa [01:03:06]:
Totally. Right? Then we had Facebook Tuesday, right? So we do that every Tuesday, right? We start maybe starting to run its course. Samantha.

Samantha [01:03:14]:
We might have to replace it, Right?

Lisa [01:03:16]:
We might have to replace it. But this week it was about pies, right? We listed a Bunch of pies.

Samantha [01:03:22]:
This is.

Lisa [01:03:22]:
This is. Mine is not nearly as creative as yours, I'm afraid. People hate rhubarb and chocolate, and they hate pecan because it should just be a tart. Boom. That's it. That's it. That's what I took from it. Right.

Lisa [01:03:34]:
There's. There's a mixture of. They don't love a cream pie.

Samantha [01:03:37]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:03:38]:
But it was a lot of bitterness towards. A lot of bitterness towards the pecan pie. And I get it. I feel the same. Right. It should just be a pie. It should be a tart and a little runnier. Yes.

Lisa [01:03:49]:
Right. But chocolate pie. Yeah, I no, like, I love chocolate pie because I like pudding.

Samantha [01:03:56]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:03:56]:
It's just pudding in a pie. It's pudding pie. I didn't get that. And. And I like rhubarb, so I don't get rhubarb either.

Samantha [01:04:05]:
No, I. I did not understand the hate for strawberry rhubarb. No, I did not understand the hate. And. And Cindy H. You had so much to say about that. So much to say. And I'm just like, Cindy, you.

Samantha [01:04:17]:
You almost had me. You. You post on your own Facebook page about all the dinners and food that you eat. And I'm always intrigued by what you're having. And I'm like, do you deliver? And you're like, no. And I'm like, that's. That's inconsiderate of you.

Lisa [01:04:30]:
Right. Especially being old friends and all. Right. Right.

Samantha [01:04:34]:
But I was just. I'm like, don't hate the strawberry rhubarb pie.

Lisa [01:04:38]:
No, there's no need. Because guess what? It's not sour.

Samantha [01:04:41]:
No, it's delightful.

Lisa [01:04:42]:
It's delightful. And if I like strawberry rhubarb and Sam likes strawberry rhubarb. Come on, people.

Samantha [01:04:48]:
Oh, my God. Something else that we have in common.

Lisa [01:04:51]:
That's four things. Now it's four things. Breakfast. Maybe it's only two breakfast things. Pie.

Samantha [01:04:57]:
Dinner.

Lisa [01:04:58]:
Pie.

Samantha [01:04:59]:
Pie.

Lisa [01:04:59]:
Pie.

Samantha [01:05:00]:
And occasionally, well, the lake. Choice of our lake. Yes.

Lisa [01:05:04]:
In the lake. Right.

Samantha [01:05:05]:
And alcohol. We drink at the lake.

Lisa [01:05:07]:
Yes. Right. So that's what this friendship's built on. Such a rock solid foundation, but apparently it's working. It's been working.

Samantha [01:05:17]:
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Lisa [01:05:53]:
Absolutely. And here's the thing. If I can just touch on the YouTube, we have not gotten past 120 for quite some time.

Samantha [01:05:59]:
No. And I just read an email where they say that people are watching YouTube for their podcast like it's the hot new place for podcasts.

Lisa [01:06:05]:
And here we are. Here we are.

Samantha [01:06:07]:
We're hot on there. I mean, we're menopausally hot, but I mean, we're hot, right?

Lisa [01:06:13]:
We're fun. We're fun. And we're fun in person. Right? We're fun in person.

Samantha [01:06:17]:
Just try us out. You never know, right?

Lisa [01:06:20]:
Could be like an ice cream cone. You'd be like, that's better than I thought it would be. That's what I think people think about us.

Samantha [01:06:25]:
Oh, I just thought of something horrible. I am glad I didn't say it.

Lisa [01:06:27]:
Okay, don't say it. Just keep things to yourself, right? She got dirty mind. She got dirty mind. So, Samantha, two things, right? We start Blue Jays home. Open season starts tomorrow.

Samantha [01:06:39]:
Woohoo.

Lisa [01:06:40]:
Right? So 162 games. Here we go.

Samantha [01:06:43]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [01:06:44]:
Right? I started, I started the pool. I joined a league. I can't guarantee that I'll stick with it. Right. It's a lot of work. I'll see, I'll see. And we got March Madness, right? Mike's team Michigan. My team Michigan, still going.

Lisa [01:06:58]:
Sweet 16 all weekend long. So there's the go sports. And to Tina, who I think I already shouted out, but she's. She's gone from, I think, Houston. She was a Houston fan in baseball. Now she's going with the San Diego Padres. I'm not quite sure why. I think that's what she said.

Lisa [01:07:16]:
Or the Pirates. I don't remember. I don't remember what she said, but I know that she loves baseball too.

Samantha [01:07:21]:
So.

Lisa [01:07:21]:
Yeah, if you guys love baseball, let me know. Hey, just let me know. Samantha, anything else you want to talk about?

Samantha [01:07:29]:
Nope, not today.

Lisa [01:07:30]:
Not today, not tonight. All right then, friends of the podcast, have a great week. Samantha, always a pleasure. Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.