Neck Creams, Lazy Dogs and Gluten Free Glitches

Lisa [00:00:08]:
Every day, Samantha, I watch this lady walk her two Labradoodles past our place. One is so thrilled to be out, it is literally prancing. And the other, you can tell, written all over its little Labradoodle face, pissed to have joined. Pissed to have joined. It got me thinking. If I was a dog, I would be the one that's literally being dragged. Yes, you would. I'd be pissed to be joining.

Samantha [00:00:34]:
Because you hate when you have to walk, like, a block, right? It's like. It's like, Sam, do you want to park here or do you want to try a little harder to park closer to the door?

Lisa [00:00:46]:
Because sometimes with you, you don't even try.

Samantha [00:00:48]:
No, I don't. Because I'm like, oh, that's a spot. Because I'm okay with walking.

Lisa [00:00:52]:
Yeah, right. So, so. So if we were the dogs, you are the okay with walking. You're prancing, I'm prancing, and I am literally being dragged. And you know what I'm thinking as I'm being dragged? I'm thinking to myself, hey, dear owner, you're the one who needs the exercise, not me. Maybe I can just take a pass and stay home next time.

Samantha [00:01:16]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:01:18]:
Right? Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:01:21]:
Hello, everybody.

Lisa [00:01:23]:
These dogs are crazy. I feel so bad for the one dog. They call her Ruby. I feel bad for Ruby.

Samantha [00:01:31]:
Oh, I think. I think Pretty Priscilla's prancing around.

Lisa [00:01:35]:
Pretty Priscilla's prancing around. Don't get me started with pretty Priscilla, because she was not a dog. She was a garden gnome.

Samantha [00:01:43]:
Totally different species.

Lisa [00:01:45]:
Totally different species. Totally different story, totally different life. But pretty Priscilla, friends, the podcast, was a garden gnome.

Samantha [00:01:52]:
She was a garden gnome.

Lisa [00:01:53]:
And we're not sure that she was the pretty one.

Samantha [00:01:55]:
No, we just. Yeah, never mind. Don't go there. That's the bad side of Lisa.

Lisa [00:02:03]:
Did you see it was going. Hey, the wheels on the bus go round.

Samantha [00:02:09]:
Leave it alone, Lisa.

Lisa [00:02:11]:
Oh, Samantha, Samantha, Samantha, Samantha. What do you do when you're overwhelmed?

Samantha [00:02:16]:
I scream, Lisa. I scream loud or I eat my way through my cupboard.

Lisa [00:02:21]:
You. Are you really Screamer? That sounds weird, too. Sounds weird. I don't know this about you, Samantha. Are you a screamer?

Samantha [00:02:29]:
I'm not. Shut up. I'm not going to answer that question. And you know what, Lisa? If I'm feeling overwhelmed and frustrated, a scream lets out all the things that need to be let out.

Lisa [00:02:40]:
Back in the day, you used to be a thrower.

Samantha [00:02:43]:
That also is helpful, but I have a sore shoulder, so I'm not going to do that.

Lisa [00:02:48]:
So pretty much what you're saying is that you are like the ultimate temper tantrum girl.

Samantha [00:02:53]:
I'm not a temper tantrum. I don't do it in front of people.

Lisa [00:02:56]:
But a private tent. There's no, there's no definition. It's a temper tantrum whether it's privately or in people.

Samantha [00:03:00]:
It's not a temper tantrum if you're screaming because you're overwhelmed.

Lisa [00:03:03]:
Sure it is.

Samantha [00:03:04]:
I scream, Lisa. That's all you need to know. It's a private. It could be internal, it could be external, but it's a.

Lisa [00:03:13]:
What the, what do you think I do? What do I do? What do I do when I get like overwhelmed?

Samantha [00:03:17]:
You probably go on your phone and find like, like, I don't know, all the ig and tick tocks to go through.

Lisa [00:03:26]:
I probably start tick talking. You're right.

Samantha [00:03:28]:
Hey, yeah, yeah.

Lisa [00:03:29]:
Because I don't have time to be overwhelmed for long. Right. I just can't live.

Samantha [00:03:32]:
No, I think this is more of an avoidance tactic for you, like change.

Lisa [00:03:37]:
Right. I also hate being overwhelmed. All right, Samantha, as much as I would love to dive into exactly what it is you would eat while you're stressed out.

Samantha [00:03:48]:
Huh?

Lisa [00:03:49]:
I'd love to know how, what, what, what that process looks like. I'm more concerned about the new neck cream that's out that I feel that you need to buy.

Samantha [00:03:58]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:03:59]:
You need to buy this new neck cream.

Samantha [00:04:01]:
But honestly, Lisa, what I can't wait to chat about is the comeback of pantyhose and tights.

Lisa [00:04:06]:
What the fuck? Pantyhose and tights are coming back.

Samantha [00:04:09]:
They're coming back.

Lisa [00:04:10]:
Oh well, you know what? I got bigger fish to fry. I got questions about Starbucks.

Samantha [00:04:14]:
Oh my God, here she goes again.

Lisa [00:04:16]:
I am shaking my head. I am shaking my head at Starbucks. The last couple of days I've gone to Starbucks. Riddle me this, will ya? Why do they have five people working but only one person makes the friggin drink?

Samantha [00:04:28]:
I don't know if you could answer that question for me. That would be great.

Lisa [00:04:32]:
Like, are the others just support staff?

Samantha [00:04:34]:
I think, well, if, if I've. Not that I've studied them, because I have not. But like maybe two are like stalking and one is doing drinks, somebody swiping, other one's doing a till and somebody's doing a schedule. I don't know. Why are there five people, only one working?

Lisa [00:04:56]:
Right. I feel like there's always somebody that's wiping the nozzle. He was always wiping the nozzle with a cloth. It's kind of nasty when you think about it, right? They just made your drink wipe the nozzle and then make my frothy drink and wipe the nozzle. It's the same cloth.

Samantha [00:05:14]:
Yeah, it is the same class. But you know what? You know what it is? You know what I think is funny is that we acknowledge there's only one person making drinks. There is 10 people waiting for their drinks, right? You've just paid an astronomical amount for a cup of sugar.

Lisa [00:05:32]:
Absolutely.

Samantha [00:05:34]:
Frothed or not, frothy sugar. And you're totally okay waiting for X amount of time for that frothy sugar drink.

Lisa [00:05:43]:
It's like you. It's like the unwritten rule of Starbucks is thou shalt not ever get upset with how long it takes to get your drink.

Samantha [00:05:50]:
Exactly. Thou shall not lose your shit in Starbucks.

Lisa [00:05:54]:
Thou shalt not.

Samantha [00:05:55]:
You will never come here again, right?

Lisa [00:05:57]:
You would be shamed somehow because the people waiting would shame you.

Samantha [00:06:01]:
But it's totally okay to act like a lunatic everywhere else when you have to wait in line, right? For some reason, Starbucks has this weird aura about it.

Lisa [00:06:13]:
It's like, it's. It's the weirdest thing, right? I go to the Tim Hortons, if my double double isn't waiting for me within 30 seconds, I'm like, arms crossed, like, what are you doing looking at my watch like, hi, people, it's been 30 seconds. Starbucks. It's like, it's like your entitled coffee break just got extended because, hi, yeah, I get. I only get 15 minutes. But that doesn't include waiting for the Starbucks.

Samantha [00:06:37]:
I just, I don't get it. There's so many things about Starbucks I don't understand. So many things.

Lisa [00:06:45]:
Like if you stand there while you're waiting and you just watch all of the mayhem, right? They're all like, so busy, so busy, right? Names. And sometimes they get like the odd person that's doing the name calling that has such a quiet voice. It's like, how did she get that job? How did the lady whispering, Sam. Sam. Sam. Lisa, hot chocolate. What? Lisa, hot chocolate. And then everybody goes up and starts looking at the cups like, it's like, now I.

Lisa [00:07:13]:
It's like, now self serve, right? It's okay. I got. Can't hear her. I'll do it myself, right? It's the craziest thing.

Samantha [00:07:19]:
Well, and then if you go to a Starbucks that has mobile orders, oh, my God, right? How do they get theirs first?

Lisa [00:07:26]:
And how do people ensure with the mobile order that I'm actually Sam and I'm not Lisa. Because guess what? I'm just going to pick up a drink. I don't even care if it looks good, if it sounds good. Ooh, Caramel macchiato sounds good. You could just take it and go.

Samantha [00:07:41]:
What if I'm just walking through a Starbucks and I stand long enough where you wait for your drinks and I just scoop a drink and you never.

Lisa [00:07:49]:
Even paid for a drink.

Samantha [00:07:50]:
Right.

Lisa [00:07:51]:
You're stealing the drink from Starbucks.

Samantha [00:07:53]:
Right. How does anybody know that?

Lisa [00:07:55]:
We should try that. You want to try that?

Samantha [00:07:57]:
I am never, ever going to do that.

Lisa [00:08:00]:
Oh, Young Lisa would have done that.

Samantha [00:08:02]:
Of course she would.

Lisa [00:08:03]:
Right. But. And then would have been like, oh, shit, sorry. I just got. I just got mixed up. I'm not sure what I was thinking. Yeah. Maliciously.

Lisa [00:08:10]:
But I would have done it.

Samantha [00:08:12]:
Young Lisa was a bit of an. Older Lisa is a calculated.

Lisa [00:08:16]:
Right. Right. Older Lisa understands that she can only be an. In certain scenarios, depending on the situation. Right. She's a little more guarded.

Samantha [00:08:25]:
A little more.

Lisa [00:08:26]:
A little more guarded. Samantha. But I don't know. Dear Starbucks, I shake my head at the whole process of You.

Samantha [00:08:32]:
Yeah, right.

Lisa [00:08:33]:
What the.

Samantha [00:08:33]:
You know, I have a question. Do you think the word sure in certain context is the nice way to say fuck you?

Lisa [00:08:46]:
I think it could be. I think to me, sure. If it's Kurt. Like you sometimes are like, sure. And that seems curt. What that seems to me is it's like your hand in my face. Like. Sure.

Lisa [00:08:58]:
Like, stop right there. Sure. Right. You're closing off that conversation. So for sure it could be you.

Samantha [00:09:05]:
I'm just, you know, because in. It was just. I observed a conversation where that was said at the end of. Of. Of something. And I was like, oh, that. That was like a veiled.

Lisa [00:09:19]:
You walking away and somebody giving you the bird. Totally. Right? Totally. That's what that is. Yeah. 100.

Samantha [00:09:28]:
You know, the human. The human population never ceases to amaze me.

Lisa [00:09:34]:
I think people are just finding creative ways to get their points across. Right. Again this week I had another. Thanks for understanding again. I did not. And I did not understand.

Samantha [00:09:43]:
You did not.

Lisa [00:09:44]:
Right. I did not understand. Right.

Samantha [00:09:47]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:09:48]:
Like, where these things come from. I don't understand. Not understanding.

Samantha [00:09:52]:
I don't get it.

Lisa [00:09:53]:
Right. But that total same thing. Right? Don't no more. It's like the boundaries, the line is drawn.

Samantha [00:10:00]:
It's like when someone says, bless your heart. I love that one because I'm like, it sounds so innocent, but yet it's not.

Lisa [00:10:09]:
It's not. It's. There's too many and we've talked about it before. Like FYI, not nice. There's so many things not nice. Right. My new thing is I find I'm doing this a lot lately. As per my previous message.

Samantha [00:10:23]:
Right.

Lisa [00:10:24]:
Guess what that means. You didn't answer my previous message. Because I'm having to, as per. God.

Samantha [00:10:30]:
Yeah. Everyone's avoiding everything. It's delightful.

Lisa [00:10:34]:
Yeah. It's so crazy, you know, it's really crazy. Samantha, here's something funny. I don't know if I probably didn't really get a chance to share this. I think I'm gluten free.

Samantha [00:10:42]:
No, you're not.

Lisa [00:10:43]:
I think I am.

Samantha [00:10:44]:
Stop.

Lisa [00:10:45]:
I learned from a friend at my work that if you don't put eggs in your pancakes, like pancakes from scratch, that's gluten free. That cuts out the gluten. And I was telling my boss and my boss boss, because they both are. They're gluten girls. Right?

Samantha [00:11:01]:
Like, they're gluten free girls.

Lisa [00:11:03]:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen. They're gluten free girls, right? So I went inside.

Samantha [00:11:06]:
Big news.

Lisa [00:11:06]:
Big news, Lisa. Big news. Guess what I just found out. They're like I said, did you know that if you don't add the eggs to pancakes, it makes it gluten free? Well, I'm not sure. Again, like you, I'm not sure what's making it so funny because that's not it. She told me she took the eggs out and her gluten. Her gluten grandson was good.

Samantha [00:11:28]:
Yeah. You know what? The gluten grandson probably doesn't have a gluten allergy. And those floor. Those floured up pancakes just fine. Because people who keep eggs are gluten free. Flour. Flour is not gluten free. Certain kinds of flours are not gluten free.

Lisa [00:11:50]:
So flour.

Samantha [00:11:51]:
Flour is the gluten. Which I'm pretty sure your people told you that.

Lisa [00:11:56]:
Yeah, they did. They. They. They said that. But then. But then when I said. Okay, well, fine, apparently pancakes aren't gluten free. But good thing I like rice then.

Samantha [00:12:05]:
Rice is not gluten.

Lisa [00:12:07]:
Cuz rice is a pasta and pasta comes from gluten.

Samantha [00:12:11]:
Rice is not a pasta.

Lisa [00:12:12]:
Lisa, how is rice not a pasta?

Samantha [00:12:14]:
Rice is not a pasta because you don't make rice. Rice is grown out of a rice patty. And pasta is made with flour and eggs and water. Hang on. You don't. It would be the flour component of the pasta that makes it gluteny.

Lisa [00:12:30]:
You don't make this?

Samantha [00:12:32]:
No, it's grown, you idiot.

Lisa [00:12:35]:
Wow. This question corner again with you.

Samantha [00:12:40]:
It's Wednesday. Stop it.

Lisa [00:12:43]:
It's really not just made.

Samantha [00:12:45]:
I. You know what? Hump day is hard. And the fact that we're recording a day late is just. It's stressing me out.

Lisa [00:12:52]:
Right.

Samantha [00:12:53]:
And. And I can't with you today.

Lisa [00:12:55]:
I can't. I just didn't know that about rice. I don't know. It's. It's innocent.

Samantha [00:12:59]:
I went 10 rounds before I got on this podcast episode that we are doing. And I need you to not be clueless. I need you to not be clueless about the world.

Lisa [00:13:09]:
You can't call somebody clueless if they don't have a clue. It just means they didn't know.

Samantha [00:13:13]:
How did you not know that rice is grown and not, like, manufactured or made or.

Lisa [00:13:19]:
Because I buy it in a box.

Samantha [00:13:20]:
Whatever the.

Lisa [00:13:21]:
I buy it in a box because you're so. I buy it in a little package.

Samantha [00:13:27]:
And again, I have to say, how did you get this far in life and not knowing certain things?

Lisa [00:13:35]:
And it's different with the pasta because I've seen the cooking shows where they make that. I've never seen anybody make the rice.

Samantha [00:13:41]:
Yes. And you can have pasta that's gluten free, but it's not made with certain kinds of flowers to make it like that.

Lisa [00:13:47]:
I don't get the whole gluten thing.

Samantha [00:13:49]:
No, I know. Because you thought that an eggless pancake.

Lisa [00:13:52]:
I was eggless pancakes made it gluten free. And I was pretty excited. I'm like, I can be gluten free.

Samantha [00:13:58]:
No. I bet you did your bosses laugh at you. Did your people laugh at you?

Lisa [00:14:04]:
I make that sometimes. Sometimes I provide the chuckles.

Samantha [00:14:07]:
Yes, you do. The daily chuckle. I'm sure.

Lisa [00:14:12]:
Okay, well, let's talk about your old lady next, shall we?

Samantha [00:14:15]:
No.

Lisa [00:14:16]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:14:17]:
No.

Lisa [00:14:18]:
I feel we need to. I feel we need to go. Right. Because there's so many articles and people talking on the Instagram and on the TikTok now about how where we age the most now is from here to here. Neck to chest, neck to chest. Neck to chin to chest. Chin to chest, neck to chest. Okay.

Lisa [00:14:35]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:14:36]:
Thank you for doing that multiple times.

Lisa [00:14:38]:
Okay. Right. I need you to pay attention to this because you are aging from there. I see it.

Samantha [00:14:44]:
So are you. Ding bat.

Lisa [00:14:46]:
But not as bad.

Samantha [00:14:48]:
I am fine.

Lisa [00:14:49]:
No, I've seen it on you. So as your best friend, I'm. That's a scar. That's different. As your best friend, I'm bringing it to your attention, Lisa.

Samantha [00:14:59]:
Sun damage is a. And you've got that.

Lisa [00:15:02]:
That's freckles.

Samantha [00:15:03]:
No.

Lisa [00:15:03]:
And those are beauty marks because God says I'm beautiful and he gave me freckles. Okay, right back to your neck.

Samantha [00:15:11]:
I don't believe I've seen what you're talking about. It's that tick tock phenomenon about.

Lisa [00:15:16]:
It's called pure neck cream.

Samantha [00:15:17]:
No, it's not. I think it's a hoax. I dare you. I dare you to buy it and see if you actually get it.

Lisa [00:15:24]:
Because again, why do I have to buy it?

Samantha [00:15:26]:
Where's the water bottle?

Lisa [00:15:28]:
Can you. Yeah, but remember, I got the shoes.

Samantha [00:15:31]:
That was pure luck.

Lisa [00:15:33]:
I got the shoes. I did not get the lashes. That's right.

Samantha [00:15:37]:
I forgot. You didn't get the latches.

Lisa [00:15:39]:
I didn't get the latch. Right. Yeah.

Samantha [00:15:40]:
So you got taken. So I doubt the weird stuff that you keep seeing about a creaseless neck.

Lisa [00:15:48]:
You need to get. It actually works, your neck cream.

Samantha [00:15:51]:
All right, go for it. You do it. I. If it works for you and you.

Lisa [00:15:55]:
Actually get the product, I feel that if it works for you, then I might be interested.

Samantha [00:16:00]:
No, I'm not ever going to do that.

Lisa [00:16:02]:
You're just going to let your neck get old and ugly or.

Samantha [00:16:06]:
It's fine, Lisa. I'm allowed to mature and age only.

Lisa [00:16:10]:
On your neck because you take care of everything else.

Samantha [00:16:12]:
I. I will.

Lisa [00:16:13]:
This. I did.

Samantha [00:16:14]:
Fine.

Lisa [00:16:15]:
So here's the thing, world. I took care of this. I let this go.

Samantha [00:16:18]:
You know what, Lisa?

Lisa [00:16:20]:
Doesn't seem like you.

Samantha [00:16:21]:
If. If this is meant to be helpful.

Lisa [00:16:24]:
Yeah, it's meant to be helpful.

Samantha [00:16:25]:
I'm gonna let you know that it's not.

Lisa [00:16:27]:
How. What? I'm giving you a product suggestion. You're not for a common problem.

Samantha [00:16:33]:
You're basically saying you're ugly.

Lisa [00:16:35]:
No.

Samantha [00:16:36]:
And your mama thinks you're ugly.

Lisa [00:16:38]:
I don't think. Your mom is never going to think you're ugly. Sheila's never going to think Sammy's ugly. I've seen you look ugly, but for the most part you're not.

Samantha [00:16:49]:
Ditto right back there.

Lisa [00:16:50]:
I know that. Right. I'm not. I'm not claiming. I'm saying you.

Samantha [00:16:54]:
You have neck to chest issues as well. So why don't you.

Lisa [00:16:57]:
Double chin.

Samantha [00:16:59]:
Try it?

Lisa [00:17:00]:
Why don't you try.

Samantha [00:17:01]:
Why don't you find a product that gets rid of your double chin?

Lisa [00:17:04]:
Well, I think. Yeah, that's called a diet. Right.

Samantha [00:17:08]:
Which you're obviously not very successful at.

Lisa [00:17:11]:
No, I'm not very successful. Now you got to become mean. Now you got to get mean. That's what she does. That's what she do. Are you.

Samantha [00:17:17]:
Are you still practicing your.

Lisa [00:17:20]:
I don't want to talk about that right now. I don't want to talk about that right now. I don't want to talk about that right now.

Samantha [00:17:28]:
Yeah, yeah. Miss avoidance, eh?

Lisa [00:17:31]:
Right, Right.

Samantha [00:17:32]:
Why would you want to be responsible? Like you. You're like, oh, I don't eat this and I don't eat that. And then I hear you snack, snack, snacky snack.

Lisa [00:17:40]:
I don't really. Snack, snack, snacky snack. I might snack, snack. I don't.

Samantha [00:17:44]:
As your toaster strudel before you go to bed.

Lisa [00:17:49]:
Listen here that you're being so.

Samantha [00:17:52]:
Why you being like this?

Lisa [00:17:54]:
It's just toaster strudel.

Samantha [00:17:56]:
You just went after my neck to chest, so I'm going after you.

Lisa [00:18:00]:
I went after your neck to chest because studies show that people at the age of 56 and up, which is you, Age from the neck to chest.

Samantha [00:18:09]:
I started aging neck to chest in.

Lisa [00:18:11]:
Do you think people want to hear us fight? Do you think they tuned in to hear us fight?

Samantha [00:18:14]:
I think they do.

Lisa [00:18:17]:
Friends of the podcast. Do you have a best friend like this that when you just are trying to be nice and give them great advice because you found something nice for them?

Samantha [00:18:25]:
I am not buying that product because it's a hoax, but I'm more than happy to see you spend your money and never get it.

Lisa [00:18:33]:
Yeah, well, what if I do get it and then all of a sudden I have beautiful fine neck?

Samantha [00:18:36]:
Excellent. Then I will follow suit and buy.

Lisa [00:18:38]:
It because I won't lend it to you. I will not share it.

Samantha [00:18:42]:
I don't need you to.

Lisa [00:18:43]:
Lisa, you know what I need? I need you to stop. I just tried to do a nice thing for you, and that's what happens.

Samantha [00:18:49]:
Whatever, dude. Whatever. Okay, But I got bigger fish to talk about, bigger fish to fry. Whatever.

Lisa [00:18:57]:
Just fry them.

Samantha [00:18:58]:
Just whatever. I read an article that said pantyhose are back in style. Tight, too.

Lisa [00:19:06]:
You're. That what?

Samantha [00:19:07]:
Tights his pants. Like, let's go even one step further. Tights his pants. I'm like, that's taking it a bit too far.

Lisa [00:19:14]:
Like, tights his pants. Tights his pants. Like, we're just jumping. We're. We're just neglecting the legging. Yeah.

Samantha [00:19:23]:
And, like, just doing all I thought about, like, with pantyhose. I can't remember the last time I wore a pair of pantyhose.

Lisa [00:19:29]:
God, please. From the panty hose thing.

Samantha [00:19:33]:
Oh, my God. Cuz when we were younger, it was horrendous.

Lisa [00:19:37]:
Right. Remember we all had leg in the egg? We all had the leg in the egg. Panty hose. And God forbid, the worst thing that could ever happen is if you put a run in them. Because every Gen X kid that put her run in those pantyhose, out came the nail polish. And mom was pissed. Mom was pissed because now she's got to stop the bleeding. Right? Right.

Lisa [00:19:58]:
Like, you did it on purpose.

Samantha [00:19:59]:
And they were never fit. Never fit. Your crotch was always down by your knees. It just was horrible.

Lisa [00:20:05]:
Belly fat made them roll. They just rolled right.

Samantha [00:20:09]:
So bad.

Lisa [00:20:10]:
Worst.

Samantha [00:20:11]:
And wearing pantyhose at work, like, when you had to. Oh, you were so hot. It was just disgusting.

Lisa [00:20:18]:
They were just the like, who needs to be confined like that? And then you still had to have on your underwear too.

Samantha [00:20:24]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:20:25]:
Even though your pantyhose had a gusset.

Samantha [00:20:27]:
It was totally, like, torture.

Lisa [00:20:30]:
Totally. Buck 99 pantyhose, something. Gonna be at a buck 99.

Samantha [00:20:35]:
And then, like, tights are. Are fine. But even tights don't fit well even they're down to your crotch. I mean, I guess maybe over the years, things have got better.

Lisa [00:20:45]:
I don't know. I don't know. Have they improved since 1982?

Samantha [00:20:49]:
No, because are they still. I think they're still riding down. I think they're still horrible and torture you.

Lisa [00:20:57]:
Like, my mom loved a good tight. She wear, like, a little skirt and loved a good tight. Good black tight in the fall. Right. I remember that so well. Right. Plaid skirt and a good black tight.

Samantha [00:21:09]:
And pattern tights are making a big comeback too. And it's like, I don't know if that's necessary.

Lisa [00:21:15]:
Is that because they're supposed to be like a pant?

Samantha [00:21:18]:
I guess.

Lisa [00:21:19]:
Like, I'm sorry. First off, a legging's never a pant, but a tight is never a. Is never anything other than an up. An upgraded patty hose.

Samantha [00:21:30]:
Right. Oh, I don't know. I don't know how any. I don't know how our audience feels about that, but I'm very happy to not wear pantyhose.

Lisa [00:21:38]:
Totally. There's actually nothing that would make me wear a pantyhose. Like, I would. I would do maybe a trouser sock. Maybe.

Samantha [00:21:47]:
Well, back in the day, I had many a trouser sock.

Lisa [00:21:50]:
Right. Because you wear them with your dress pants. Right. But there's nothing. I'm putting a pantyhose on probably because I'm never, ever putting on a dress.

Samantha [00:21:57]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:21:58]:
Wear a dress someplace. You would have to Wear pantyhose, I.

Samantha [00:22:01]:
Guess, but I don't really do that very often. But I remember wearing full pantyhose and pants for work. Like, that's hot. And then when the trouser stock became a bigger deal, then that made way more sense.

Lisa [00:22:15]:
Made way more sense. Right.

Samantha [00:22:16]:
Like, we really should be further ahead with pantyhose and tights.

Lisa [00:22:20]:
God, it's amazing that we're not still in corsets, right? Like, it's amazing that we're still not strapped into a corset or something, Right? Which, I'll tell you, the amount of times I change my clothes in the morning, I would. I'm all for a good corset. If there is one. That's. That. That holds my midsection in, let me know.

Samantha [00:22:37]:
Friends bust up, waist in.

Lisa [00:22:40]:
I can't cope with this anymore. I can't. I can't cope with my fall body. Hey, I have fall body issues every day. Every day. I put my clothes out at night. I know what I'm wearing, and I change them every day.

Samantha [00:22:53]:
Yeah, that's not good.

Lisa [00:22:55]:
No. Because you know what? A sweater just is not looking my best right now.

Samantha [00:22:58]:
You gotta find some shirts, man.

Lisa [00:23:02]:
I don't know. I don't know what the solution is other than, like, comfy clothes from home. And I don't think I can go to work in that.

Samantha [00:23:09]:
I think you should go to work in a. In a sweatshirt.

Lisa [00:23:12]:
I think I could not walk out of the house in a sweatshirt.

Samantha [00:23:15]:
I think that they would ask, Lisa, are you okay?

Lisa [00:23:18]:
Right. What has happened to you?

Samantha [00:23:21]:
If you're not in a sweater combo with a dress pant, like, what's wrong with you?

Lisa [00:23:26]:
What has. Like, where'd Lisa go? Right? Who's wearing, like, what happened here? What's up? What's going on? Oh, God. What's the problem? That's wondering.

Samantha [00:23:34]:
Not good, man. It's not good.

Lisa [00:23:35]:
No, no. Do you ever think back? Like, I know we talk lots about Gen X, right? Because we're Gen X babies.

Samantha [00:23:41]:
Yes, we are.

Lisa [00:23:42]:
Do you ever think back when it's fall? Like, so like, right now, I remember Gen X the most for fall tones, fall colors. Hey. Oh, yeah. Like rust, right?

Samantha [00:23:51]:
Remember R and orange?

Lisa [00:23:53]:
Did you ever, like. Did you. Did you guys have that coat?

Samantha [00:23:56]:
We had. We had the. The floral couch with rusty oranges and brown. A little bit velour, and it was like a very. Yeah, it was like a velour.

Lisa [00:24:07]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:24:07]:
We had that forever in a day.

Lisa [00:24:10]:
Everybody did, right? And it was beautiful. And it had, like, a wood Scenery on it.

Samantha [00:24:15]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:24:16]:
Right. It was beautiful. It was beautiful. With some rust colored pillows.

Samantha [00:24:23]:
Yes. And you had like a chair. No, you had a, a sofa and then a love seat and a chair. No, we didn't typically have a chair. We were a love seat couch. And then of course, like, the ends were wooden, so it was like a wooden arm on it. Totally.

Lisa [00:24:40]:
And the arm came up like a scallop.

Samantha [00:24:41]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:24:42]:
Right? It's like a scallop.

Samantha [00:24:46]:
I miss, you know? Those are comfy couches, though. Like, they were comfy.

Lisa [00:24:50]:
They were. And they were long.

Samantha [00:24:51]:
And they were long.

Lisa [00:24:52]:
They were long. Right. And everybody felt like, like, like it was just, like, it was like, it like, was just comfortable and like comfy and cozy.

Samantha [00:25:00]:
My mom actually said that she wished she had kept that couch.

Lisa [00:25:04]:
Probably land her some money now. Like, people probably looking for that couch. Right?

Samantha [00:25:08]:
Probably. Like, oh, I don't know, like, if you could change the colors maybe. But like, it really was comfy.

Lisa [00:25:15]:
It really was comfy. But you know what? I bet you if you could find like a harvest gold kitchen, I bet you you could. I bet you it's worth money now.

Samantha [00:25:23]:
Probably.

Lisa [00:25:24]:
Did you guys have harvest gold?

Samantha [00:25:26]:
Yes, we did.

Lisa [00:25:27]:
Right? That. And there was that green color too.

Samantha [00:25:30]:
My grandma, My grandma Reimer had green.

Lisa [00:25:33]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:25:34]:
Those were her colors.

Lisa [00:25:35]:
Those were the big ones. Right. Those were so crazy.

Samantha [00:25:39]:
There's nothing wrong with some, you know, good 70s, 80s decor. Like every. Everything's coming back, Right.

Lisa [00:25:45]:
Apparently. That's what they say.

Samantha [00:25:46]:
Vintage is big.

Lisa [00:25:48]:
Yeah. So apparently. Right.

Samantha [00:25:50]:
Honestly, if I don't think I'd want to live in that kind of house, but I'd be okay visiting that house.

Lisa [00:25:56]:
I would, I would love to visit it like twice a week. Right? I would like to. And then this is what I would expect. That house would have a smell of cigarettes.

Samantha [00:26:06]:
Oh, God, yeah.

Lisa [00:26:07]:
It would smell like smoke, like stale smoke. And there'd be like overflowing ashtrays and a good old homemade afghan that clashed with everything.

Samantha [00:26:16]:
Oh, my God. Doilies. We would have.

Lisa [00:26:18]:
Right? There'd have to be some doilies. Right? I don't know, it's just funny. I think that. I think that the 80s are going to go down as, as the timeframe that was like, like just so distinguishable.

Samantha [00:26:30]:
I believe that too. Because you know what? Anytime I hear music from that era, like when we were growing up as teenagers, it just takes me back to that moment when I was that age and young, and it makes me feel nostalgic, but also happy that I experienced it.

Lisa [00:26:47]:
Yeah, right.

Samantha [00:26:48]:
Because it was so much fun. We didn't know and we didn't care. We survived.

Lisa [00:26:54]:
We didn't care. Right? We didn't care. We didn't care. Oh, yeah. Throw in your Halloween and then watch all hell break loose.

Samantha [00:27:03]:
Oh, my God. Okay. They're ruining Halloween. Oh, my God. Halloween Gen X style was the ultimate, right? Oh, we had crazy costumes we couldn't breathe in.

Lisa [00:27:13]:
You couldn't breathe in your costume.

Samantha [00:27:14]:
The masks were horrible.

Lisa [00:27:16]:
Kids would take it off and they'd just be all snotty. Right? All snotty. Because they'd just been, like, cold.

Samantha [00:27:22]:
Well, plus, everything was plastic.

Lisa [00:27:24]:
Had to fit over your snowsuit. Even if it didn't need to be a snowsuit, you still wore your snowsuit.

Samantha [00:27:29]:
Right?

Lisa [00:27:30]:
Right. It'd be nice, October, still in your snowsuit.

Samantha [00:27:33]:
And we would carry. We would carry pillowcases as our trick or treat bags because we were going out for the big haul.

Lisa [00:27:41]:
You betcha.

Samantha [00:27:42]:
It was your big haul.

Lisa [00:27:43]:
Right? Totally. And then the parents. Right? You'd come home and then the parents would, like, ransack your goodies. Yeah.

Samantha [00:27:50]:
And they would take all the good stuff.

Lisa [00:27:51]:
It's funny. Mike and I were talking the other day about treats that we used to get.

Samantha [00:27:55]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:27:56]:
I feel that we lived in very different places. Right. Because he said that mini chocolate bars were kind of like. Like, such a treat.

Samantha [00:28:05]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:28:06]:
We still. They were an expectation.

Samantha [00:28:08]:
Really?

Lisa [00:28:09]:
Totally still an expectation.

Samantha [00:28:11]:
Oh, yes. Well, Lisa, we have already. We've already discussed how your life was slightly different than everyone else's.

Lisa [00:28:17]:
Right. I don't know. Must have just been the town I grew up in. Magical Stainer, Ontario. Right.

Samantha [00:28:24]:
Oh, I remember getting. I remember getting. Because the little town that we lived in before we moved here, I remember getting popcorn balls.

Lisa [00:28:34]:
Yeah. Caramel apples.

Samantha [00:28:36]:
Caramel apples. And those were totally fine because we knew the neighbors.

Lisa [00:28:40]:
They were the good people in town. It was okay to get them.

Samantha [00:28:43]:
Right. And then we would get those horrible Halloween candies that taste like molasses.

Lisa [00:28:48]:
Yeah, my mom liked those, too. Right. Like a Kiss candy. They were.

Samantha [00:28:51]:
Yeah, a Kiss candy.

Lisa [00:28:52]:
Yeah. Those orange and black things.

Samantha [00:28:54]:
I remember that. But, yeah, candy bars would have been like, the score. We wouldn't have been excited about that.

Lisa [00:29:01]:
We expected that. And the Chiclets.

Samantha [00:29:03]:
Oh, Chiclets were the best.

Lisa [00:29:06]:
The Chiclets were the best. Bring back the Chiclets.

Samantha [00:29:08]:
Bring back the Chiclets.

Lisa [00:29:09]:
Bring back the Chiclets.

Samantha [00:29:11]:
But did you. Were you so dedicated that you went. You, like, went out, came back home, dumped your stuff and went back out again?

Lisa [00:29:21]:
I Don't think we did that. No, I don't think so.

Samantha [00:29:23]:
We totally did.

Lisa [00:29:25]:
I feel we just did one run.

Samantha [00:29:26]:
Nope.

Lisa [00:29:28]:
Probably went. I was probably lazy back then, too, and was probably like, I don't want it. Like, that's a lot of walking for that day, too. Right. I probably always was thinking in terms of walking.

Samantha [00:29:37]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:29:38]:
You know, so, no, I don't remember doing the double run.

Samantha [00:29:41]:
Yeah. But there was no, like, go take your kids to the mall and trick or treat. Like, we never did that. That never happened for us. Like, that's just not something that we ever thought of doing.

Lisa [00:29:50]:
Never. That's the easy way out of trick or treating.

Samantha [00:29:53]:
Well, I mean, there's a lot more effort that goes into going from house to house.

Lisa [00:29:57]:
Totally. Right. And you had to stay on. Only on the good side of town.

Samantha [00:30:01]:
Right.

Lisa [00:30:02]:
Don't cross the tracks. That was in our town. Right. Don't you cross the tracks or go by that park. You didn't.

Samantha [00:30:08]:
Right.

Lisa [00:30:08]:
You're like, oh, it's the bad part of town. Right.

Samantha [00:30:11]:
I love how parents scared their kids back then.

Lisa [00:30:14]:
Everything was based on a threat. 100%. Right.

Samantha [00:30:18]:
Love that.

Lisa [00:30:23]:
I gotta break into it. It's one week left. One week till the election, Samantha.

Samantha [00:30:27]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:30:28]:
Seriously, I gotta talk about. Yeah, seriously, right? You can manage for one more week? Okay. All right.

Samantha [00:30:35]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:30:36]:
We're blowing up the TikTok today with. With. With a Trump. Trump.

Samantha [00:30:40]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:30:41]:
Thing that I posted.

Samantha [00:30:42]:
He quoted some stuff.

Lisa [00:30:44]:
Right. People are. I'm ruffling feathers with six days left or four days left or however many days left. So, okay, so Trump had a big rally at Madison Square Garden.

Samantha [00:30:55]:
Yep, I heard about that.

Lisa [00:30:56]:
Right. They had a comedian, his name is Tony Hinchcliffe. Sometimes they do that, right? Comedians open the show, get the people all riled up and excited. Well, Tony, some of his jokes weren't really that great.

Samantha [00:31:12]:
Nope, nope. Not from what I heard.

Lisa [00:31:15]:
Pretty much. He referred to Puerto Ricans as garbage floating in the middle of the ocean.

Samantha [00:31:20]:
How do you say that to people?

Lisa [00:31:22]:
Like. And think that that's funny. What? And think that that's funny. Right?

Samantha [00:31:27]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:31:27]:
And there was a couple other pointed comments that he also made. Right. That were pretty, pretty, pretty horrible to me. He was really, really a racist.

Samantha [00:31:37]:
It's offensive.

Lisa [00:31:38]:
Totally offensive. But here, this is the new part that I just saw. Trump was on Fox News. Says he knew nothing about that. Comedian. Comedian.

Samantha [00:31:49]:
How does he not know what's going on in his. Never heard of him.

Lisa [00:31:54]:
Never heard of him. Never heard of him. Didn't hear his Jokes. Didn't know anything about him. Come on.

Samantha [00:31:59]:
He's denying that this person was ever there or because he was there.

Lisa [00:32:05]:
He knew he was. He had heard that he was there.

Samantha [00:32:09]:
But because he didn't listen to what.

Lisa [00:32:11]:
He was saying, he just said because he didn't know that that's. That they had hired a comedian. That's just sometimes what they do. He said. So he's taking, as usual, beep, beep, beep. Taking no accountability and backing her to that one.

Samantha [00:32:25]:
How does that happen that people do not like when it's out there on social media. How do you not take accountability?

Lisa [00:32:31]:
And it's at your rally.

Samantha [00:32:33]:
Not just at your rally.

Lisa [00:32:35]:
Donald Trump, your rally. Right.

Samantha [00:32:37]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:32:38]:
Right?

Samantha [00:32:38]:
Why are you saying that about. About Porter? Like, why would you say that?

Lisa [00:32:42]:
Like, why would you let. Like, why would you hire somebody that. Why would you not vet that comedian? Why would you not know what that comedian's about to say?

Samantha [00:32:51]:
Oh, God, it's so ignorant. It's so ignorant.

Lisa [00:32:54]:
But yet it still remains a neck and neck close race.

Samantha [00:32:57]:
Oh, well, you know.

Lisa [00:32:59]:
Right.

Samantha [00:33:00]:
I don't. I don't know how to. I don't. I don't know, Lisa. I don't understand. I don't understand.

Lisa [00:33:06]:
Like, don't break our hearts. Oh, wow. Right.

Samantha [00:33:11]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:33:12]:
Don't break our hearts. It's more than just half of the country that's going to be upset. The rest of the world is going to actually also be very upset.

Samantha [00:33:20]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:33:21]:
How this plays out? Right?

Samantha [00:33:22]:
Well, I don't think people in our province are overly excited. They're a little bit happy, but not overly excited.

Lisa [00:33:28]:
Yeah. We had our own election and our own provincial election. Right. Enough said. It's not very exciting in Canada.

Samantha [00:33:34]:
It isn't. Because we don't smack talk as much.

Lisa [00:33:37]:
No, we don't. We just talk amongst. We have a cup of coffee and go, Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if he's really that good, but. But she's not really that great either. So I don't know. It's like three thirds of one and half a dozen of the other.

Samantha [00:33:49]:
Well, they just squeaked her in. They lost a lot of seats. So.

Lisa [00:33:52]:
They lost some seats. They lost some seats, right?

Samantha [00:33:54]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:33:55]:
But you know, it's still not as exciting as American. American politics is super exciting.

Samantha [00:34:01]:
I know. And this is why we always talk about it.

Lisa [00:34:03]:
Can't wait one more week. Come on, America.

Samantha [00:34:07]:
Okay, but I gotta. I gotta shake my head about something.

Lisa [00:34:09]:
What?

Samantha [00:34:10]:
I gotta shake my head about awkward first dates.

Lisa [00:34:13]:
Oh, okay.

Samantha [00:34:13]:
We, we. No, we witnessed one last Friday.

Lisa [00:34:17]:
Oh, yeah, that's right. You kept commenting on it.

Samantha [00:34:19]:
I'm like, I'm like, that's a first date.

Lisa [00:34:23]:
You wanted me to keep looking. You're like, just look. And I'm like, they're right. Like I can't just look without just looking. And that's awkward.

Samantha [00:34:30]:
I'm curious because I was watching them and to be honest, I didn't think it was going that well. What the hell do I know? But the signs of things not going well on a first date, to me, as I was watching it, she drained her wine glass pretty quickly.

Lisa [00:34:48]:
She tried and drink them away.

Samantha [00:34:50]:
She sat with her purse in her lap, like she wanted to flee.

Lisa [00:34:54]:
Oh, she's like, just waiting for, like somebody to text her saying there's an emergency and there's. He's.

Samantha [00:34:59]:
He was drink. I didn't realize after. Till after. But he was also drinking. But he did not share his appetizer with her.

Lisa [00:35:06]:
Oh, yes.

Samantha [00:35:08]:
And he seemed to be talking a lot and she seemed to be nodding a lot.

Lisa [00:35:12]:
Oh, okay. So she was just getting it done.

Samantha [00:35:15]:
And I'm like, huh, Those are the.

Lisa [00:35:17]:
Signs of a bad first.

Samantha [00:35:18]:
And then I think you asked me, do you think that they would be a good looking couple? And I'm like, no. And I don't know who. Like, I just don't.

Lisa [00:35:28]:
Right. Like, so, like, were they like, I don't. Because I couldn't really see. Were they not that attractive?

Samantha [00:35:32]:
No, I think they were like, they were obviously normal looking people and that was fine because, you know, that's fine. Yeah, But. But I was just like, I don't think this is going well. I didn't get the sense that she was like, totally into him and he was totally into her.

Lisa [00:35:46]:
Just not into you.

Samantha [00:35:47]:
Yeah. And I was just like, I. If I would have been hurt because I think she. If she had been enjoying herself and he had been enjoying himself, they would have had a second drink and her.

Lisa [00:35:58]:
Purse wouldn't be on her lap.

Samantha [00:36:00]:
On her lap.

Lisa [00:36:01]:
Right.

Samantha [00:36:01]:
Like she wanted to flee.

Lisa [00:36:03]:
Right. Like she's just holding on for dear life to like her comfort blanket. Like, oh, my God, I can't believe I'm here.

Samantha [00:36:08]:
But this is because I like to. People watch sometimes. So obviously, friends of the podcast, you guys must like to do this too, right? Like sit in a restaurant or wherever you are. Like any kind of public space.

Lisa [00:36:20]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:36:20]:
Kind of watch people and see what happens. Like, I'm always a little fascinated when people are arguing too.

Lisa [00:36:25]:
Right. Yeah. I know, right? Because that's always kind of exciting, right?

Samantha [00:36:29]:
Yeah, I always, you know, but then. And then there's always those people who talk loudly on their phone.

Lisa [00:36:36]:
Yeah. Always the loud talker.

Samantha [00:36:37]:
Right. And then I think you need to put it on speaker so I can listen to that.

Lisa [00:36:42]:
Yeah, Like. Yeah, like I don't want to hear just a one sided conversation. Right. If you're gonna drag me in by proximity, I want to know what's going on. Right. Totally, totally.

Samantha [00:36:52]:
Yeah. I think we should all be more observant of the things and people around us so that you guys can all come back to us with what you've seen.

Lisa [00:36:59]:
Right. Because then you'll have your own. I shake my head.

Samantha [00:37:01]:
I'm a curious.

Lisa [00:37:04]:
Right. And you were, you were like trying to get like you wanted to get to the bottom of it the whole time.

Samantha [00:37:09]:
I just wanted to like go up to her and go, you're not having a good time. You should just go, this is a wait. This seems like a bit of a waste.

Lisa [00:37:16]:
Yeah, right. Like this should have been a McDonald's date or just a coffee.

Samantha [00:37:20]:
Yeah. Because I didn't feel sorry for him. I was more feeling like she's like, this is not me. This is not.

Lisa [00:37:26]:
Do you think he knew that she wasn't having a good time?

Samantha [00:37:29]:
I think because they ate and talked quickly and drank quickly and left.

Lisa [00:37:33]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:37:34]:
That they both knew that this was.

Lisa [00:37:35]:
Not like, if your date's over by seven, it probably didn't go that well.

Samantha [00:37:40]:
It. It lasted maybe an hour.

Lisa [00:37:43]:
Yeah. Yeah. That. That didn't go. That didn't go well.

Samantha [00:37:47]:
Oh, well. That's why I shake my head. Awkward first dates, witnessing them, being part of them, I'm sure is worse, but witnessing it was just made me go. Huh.

Lisa [00:37:57]:
Interesting. Good observation, Samantha. Okay, so I don't understand what. I don't know what to make of this. Here's the thing, right? You know the Britney and Abby Henselt, the conjoined twins?

Samantha [00:38:10]:
Yes. One of them got married. Right.

Lisa [00:38:11]:
They're back in the news.

Samantha [00:38:13]:
Oh my. Why?

Lisa [00:38:14]:
So the husband, his name's Josh. Josh Bowling. He had posted a picture on his Facebook picture of him and his wife, which gets people talking because it's him and his wife and his sidekick.

Samantha [00:38:30]:
Is she also in the photo?

Lisa [00:38:33]:
She's joined to the wife.

Samantha [00:38:35]:
So is she in the photo?

Lisa [00:38:36]:
She's in the photo at their wedding. She's in a wedding dress too.

Samantha [00:38:42]:
So you have so many hang ups about this. And you're just a curious too, because you just want to know so many things you have no business knowing.

Lisa [00:38:55]:
Apparently. Apparently I went down the rabbit hole.

Samantha [00:39:01]:
Don't.

Lisa [00:39:02]:
Apparently they share the same down below sensations.

Samantha [00:39:07]:
Don't start. You have no business wanting to know that.

Lisa [00:39:13]:
That's the business. Everybody wants to know.

Samantha [00:39:16]:
I don't want to know.

Lisa [00:39:18]:
Apparently, when it's going on.

Samantha [00:39:20]:
Oh, dog.

Lisa [00:39:22]:
The one just likes to read.

Samantha [00:39:25]:
Stop. Have we not covered this already? Do you have such a weird fascination.

Lisa [00:39:32]:
For every time it comes back in the news because they're upset that it's. That they're back in the news. You're back in the news because you're posting your weird pictures. And I get it's a medical thing. I'm not saying that that part's weird. Before I get myself into too much hot water, I'm just saying it's. No, I am, I am.

Samantha [00:39:48]:
I think you're curious and you want to know all the intimate details which you have no business knowing because it's not your life.

Lisa [00:39:57]:
But it warrants questioning.

Samantha [00:40:01]:
You're like, well, you put your, your stuff out there. You know, I can.

Lisa [00:40:04]:
You put it out there. Right? That's the thing with social media. You put it out there, it's open for questioning. Right. You're posted a tick tock about Donald Trump. People questioning me about Donald Trump. You put it out there. You post your picture of you and your two wives, your one and a half wives, whatever it is.

Lisa [00:40:23]:
It's weird. All right. I want to know. For all the wrong reasons, like all things. Right?

Samantha [00:40:28]:
Of course you do.

Lisa [00:40:29]:
Right. I'm not even watching my thousand pound sister anymore because there's not enough wrong reasons now. Not even enough wrong reasons to watch.

Samantha [00:40:38]:
Because they're getting too healthy. Is that it?

Lisa [00:40:40]:
Right. Because now they're going to get the skin removed and then they're just normal people again. And I'm like, oh God, enough.

Samantha [00:40:46]:
You're so.

Lisa [00:40:47]:
Time to wrap it up. Oh my God.

Samantha [00:40:52]:
You'Re horrible.

Lisa [00:40:54]:
It's really bad.

Samantha [00:40:55]:
It's really bad.

Lisa [00:40:56]:
I'm sorry, but I'm shaking my head at those two twins.

Samantha [00:40:59]:
But I believe your husband also is in the same boat, is he not?

Lisa [00:41:03]:
We do love that type of thing. Yes. We have a bad habit of shows that we watch for wrong reasons, but we watch a lot of shows for really great reasons, like the Chicago's and.

Samantha [00:41:16]:
Oh yes, Fictional things. Yes, of course.

Lisa [00:41:20]:
All right. Sometimes. Hi. Hi. Hi. You watch the sister Wives. That's for the wrong reasons too. It's not because you're curious about sister wives?

Samantha [00:41:27]:
No, I'm not curious. I'm curious to know if. If at some point, you know, the.

Lisa [00:41:32]:
Train wreck is going to collide.

Samantha [00:41:34]:
Yeah, because I need to know how the train wreck.

Lisa [00:41:36]:
Right, so you, too, watch shows for the wrong reasons. You just aren't the idiot who verbalizes it. I am. That's the difference. Samantha.

Samantha [00:41:47]:
Well, I also watch My Big Fat Fabulous Life because you want to see.

Lisa [00:41:52]:
The train wreck of that, too, for.

Samantha [00:41:53]:
All the wrong reasons. And then she just starts acting too ridiculous, and I can't handle it anymore.

Lisa [00:41:58]:
Right? And we started off watching that show for the right reasons, and then it.

Samantha [00:42:01]:
Became ridiculous, and then it was the.

Lisa [00:42:03]:
Wrong reasons, and now it's just too much. Right?

Samantha [00:42:06]:
It's just too much. Friends of the podcast, do you watch shows that you shouldn't for the right. For the wrong reasons?

Lisa [00:42:13]:
You do. You do, right?

Samantha [00:42:15]:
Maybe you should let us know, because.

Lisa [00:42:17]:
It can't just be us. It can't just be us that does this. Right? But sometimes it raises questions.

Samantha [00:42:26]:
It's like people who watch the Mukbang videos. It's like a fascination.

Lisa [00:42:30]:
Right? Right. It's a fascination.

Samantha [00:42:32]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:42:33]:
Right? Like the best episode of Sister of My Thousand Pound Sisters was a couple years ago when whichever one. I don't know which one. And she was. They were. They were both at the doctor, at the gynecologist. And she said. The married one, she said, I think I might be pregnant because I'm craving water. And the other sister.

Lisa [00:42:49]:
And the doctor's like, oh, right, because she's like a thousand pounds. The doctor's like, oh, you think you might be pregnant? Have you had sexual intercourse? And she was like, no, but I'm craving water. And then the other sister's like, bitch, you're not pregnant. You're just fucking thirsty. And I'm like, ding, ding, ding. And that's why we watch the show, right, for some hillbilly talk. This bitch ain't pregnant. She just fucking thirsty.

Samantha [00:43:17]:
Oh, my God. Yes. You watch. For all the wrong reasons.

Lisa [00:43:21]:
All the wrong reasons. I loved it. And now I stopped watching because there's no more wrong reasons. Full circle.

Samantha [00:43:28]:
Full circle.

Lisa [00:43:29]:
Full circle, Samantha. Full circle.

Samantha [00:43:31]:
All right, well, you know what? Let's. Let's. Let's close that circle that we've created like the witchy bitches that we are with some further talk around the candle that caused much controversy because apparently Lisa feels the need to revisit.

Lisa [00:43:50]:
I feel like we didn't finish our conversation about the KKK candle.

Samantha [00:43:54]:
The KKK candle from Bath and Bodyworks, right?

Lisa [00:43:57]:
That was pulled because it looks like a. The candle looks like a drawing of a KKK meeting.

Samantha [00:44:02]:
Please explain why you would like to go back into the debacle.

Lisa [00:44:05]:
Because I need to know so many things, right? How does a snowflake. When did a snowflake start looking like the Klan? At a. At a meeting or at a rally? Who got fired? Why didn't people get fired? Who okayed it? These are things I need to know. Because guess what? People should have been fired. I want. I want that TikTok to come out. I want. I want that to be a reality show, right? The story behind the KKK candle and that.

Lisa [00:44:33]:
That boardroom, that zoom call being filmed.

Samantha [00:44:36]:
That zoom call.

Lisa [00:44:37]:
That zoom call, right? When. When you know, you're just like, if we could just get the head. If we could just get the. I'm assuming, junior designer who had no support that day, could just get her on the call, please. All of the world is now complaining about the KKK candle.

Samantha [00:44:53]:
You want to know how it started? Want to know how to know all the people involved?

Lisa [00:44:59]:
Because here's the thing, okay, I'm going to say it. And I think the Klan stuff is horrible, right? That's embarrassing. It's a horrible, horrible part of history and part of what still goes on. But did somebody really think, hey, it's just a snowflake? Or was somebody a bit of an asshole and thought, or does it look like a KKK gathering?

Samantha [00:45:21]:
Oh, my God, I would hope not.

Lisa [00:45:23]:
How do you know? How do you know?

Samantha [00:45:26]:
Lisa, want. Okay, so who does documentaries? Hbo? No.

Lisa [00:45:31]:
Right? I want to know behind the scenes.

Samantha [00:45:33]:
Netflix does lots of documentaries. Let's get them to work this out.

Lisa [00:45:36]:
I want to know behind the scenes. I want to know if it really. Or if like. Like, did they have a support person where it's like. Because just let's. Let's just pretend I'm in charge of making that candle and I cut out the snowflake and paste it on the candle and I show you. Hey, Sam, what do you think? I'd like to think you'd be like, oh, that looks like a great snowflake, or, oh, hi. You don't notice that it looks like a KKK gathering? I think you would have spoke up.

Samantha [00:46:03]:
Huh? Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:05]:
Just let this person take the fall.

Samantha [00:46:07]:
You know what, Lisa?

Lisa [00:46:09]:
These are my questions.

Samantha [00:46:10]:
Only time will tell as I'm. I'm sure that Bed, Bath and Beyond would love. Or Bed, Bath and Body Works or whatever they're called. Bath Body Works would love for this to just end. And now they're just going to be.

Lisa [00:46:21]:
I'm back.

Samantha [00:46:22]:
Jesus. Christopher Columbus, she's at it again.

Lisa [00:46:25]:
This girl from Canada is bringing it back. Yeah, because you just bringing it back.

Samantha [00:46:30]:
Because you didn't get all your answers. This is what happens with you. This is not about. This is not about the candle. This is about Lisa not getting what she wanted initially out of all the news hype.

Lisa [00:46:41]:
It was a short press conference.

Samantha [00:46:42]:
You are digging for more dirt because that is who you are. And you will keep digging. You will keep bringing that shit back up. You will just keep rolling it out until somebody goes, fine, I'll tell you.

Lisa [00:46:54]:
Yeah, exactly. It's like back in the day when you were in school, right? And teacher teaches you something and I'm the kid that's like, I have a question. That's me. So I read the kk, I read their statement and now I'm like, I got questions.

Samantha [00:47:06]:
And nobody, nobody bothered to ask questions. They just took it as it was.

Lisa [00:47:11]:
They just.

Samantha [00:47:11]:
Lisa released.

Lisa [00:47:13]:
Not that girl.

Samantha [00:47:14]:
Lisa's not that girl.

Lisa [00:47:16]:
Whoa. Don't just put a period at the end of it and call it done. It's not.

Samantha [00:47:19]:
You know what? This, you know what? I think that happens to you sometimes, Lisa. You get hangry. And I think it's because of your new diet. I think this is what's happening. Get angry.

Lisa [00:47:29]:
You'll make diet.

Samantha [00:47:33]:
We need to, we need to make fun of it and make you realize that it's ridiculous.

Lisa [00:47:38]:
You know what? This is what I'm learning about my side plate diet, right? I'm learning that I get it, that food can be bad for you. Too much food. But the amount of food I eat, it fits on a side plate. I haven't had to make any adjustments and I have not felt like it's been successful. Right.

Samantha [00:47:58]:
Okay, so let's roll this back to do you a nighttime snack, Lisa.

Lisa [00:48:02]:
It's a toaster strudel, for Christ's sake, Samantha. Sometimes two.

Samantha [00:48:06]:
Is it the potato chips that you had for lunch?

Lisa [00:48:09]:
I haven't had potato chips for lunch for a long time.

Samantha [00:48:12]:
Is it the coffee crisps that you keep having for lunch?

Lisa [00:48:15]:
I have not had chocolate bars either. I've done really good. It could still be the donuts because I think the world agreed that Lisa deserves some happiness.

Samantha [00:48:26]:
Yes, we all think that you having a donut makes the you a lot nicer.

Lisa [00:48:31]:
Right? Throughout the day, cheerful Lisa is the Lisa to be, to have to deal with.

Samantha [00:48:36]:
Yes, it is. But I just think that, I think that your, if your food still all fits on A side plate. And you haven't noticed a difference? I think you should just keep trying because.

Lisa [00:48:47]:
What?

Samantha [00:48:47]:
It's been a week.

Lisa [00:48:48]:
It's been a week? Yes.

Samantha [00:48:50]:
So it's gonna take more than a week. You're gonna have to add on week after week.

Lisa [00:48:55]:
I don't want to. That's.

Samantha [00:48:56]:
I know.

Lisa [00:48:57]:
Right?

Samantha [00:48:57]:
You ye. A little patience because you won't let your hair grow either. Because you want a new haircut. But Saturday your hair grow. Yeah, I know. You don't need it. You don't need it. I'm just throwing it out there.

Lisa [00:49:10]:
I feel like it's out of control. Right.

Samantha [00:49:12]:
Your impatience is what keeps you from losing weight.

Lisa [00:49:15]:
Because I'm too impatient to lose weight.

Samantha [00:49:17]:
You are too impatient.

Lisa [00:49:18]:
I don't know.

Samantha [00:49:19]:
I did it for a week. Why isn't it gone?

Lisa [00:49:22]:
Like, like, even like a little pound? Like, my, my, my, you're amazing scale could at least say, hey, one pound.

Samantha [00:49:28]:
Not going to. Because you have to do it more than once.

Lisa [00:49:32]:
But I don't want to do it for a long time. It's almost Christmas right now. You might as well wait till January and then. It's a resolution that you're not going.

Samantha [00:49:41]:
To make for all that is holy and to give sanity back to myself and everyone else around you. Just drop it till the new year.

Lisa [00:49:50]:
Oh, Samantha, please.

Samantha [00:49:53]:
That would be great.

Lisa [00:49:54]:
I take it under advisement. That's all that I'll do.

Samantha [00:49:56]:
Okay. But you know what? Like, I know sometimes you have problems sleeping and I'm just gonna. I'm gonna throw this out here for you. I found the five best foods to eat before you go to sleep.

Lisa [00:50:06]:
Okay. Okay, I'm good. Because I like a snack.

Samantha [00:50:09]:
Because they're gonna help you with get a restful sleep.

Lisa [00:50:11]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:50:12]:
Nuts, cheese, Greek yogurt and popcorn.

Lisa [00:50:18]:
Ew.

Samantha [00:50:19]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:50:20]:
Kind of not ooh to the popcorn, but at nighttime, kind of ooh.

Samantha [00:50:23]:
Yeah. No, it's perfect.

Lisa [00:50:25]:
Go for it.

Samantha [00:50:26]:
And those are only four. I don't know where my fifth one is. Sorry.

Lisa [00:50:30]:
I don't know. There doesn't need to be 5. I hate all four.

Samantha [00:50:33]:
I know, because this is not. You know what you need? You need a toaster strudel, a donut and a gummy.

Lisa [00:50:41]:
Those mushroom gummies that they're talking lots about.

Samantha [00:50:43]:
Oh, I think you should get them.

Lisa [00:50:44]:
I'm allergic to mushrooms.

Samantha [00:50:46]:
You should. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:50:47]:
Okay, yes, but maybe not in a gummy.

Samantha [00:50:49]:
I don't know, maybe not. Well, you aren't.

Lisa [00:50:52]:
I'm not in a truffle.

Samantha [00:50:53]:
You're not allergic to a truffle fry, Right? So maybe, Lisa, you should get a mushroom gummy and just be like, all Zen.

Lisa [00:51:01]:
Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Right? I don't know. But none of those foods appeal to me. I don't want one of those foods before bed. I actually don't want one of those foods.

Samantha [00:51:09]:
Okay, then don't.

Lisa [00:51:11]:
Only time I'm having popcorn is if I can do butter. Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.

Samantha [00:51:15]:
Oh, God. Because that's going to be good for the diet, right?

Lisa [00:51:18]:
And that's not going to help sleeping. So that's fine. I'll just keep with my bad sleep. Oh, you're like of no help. Like, that's the thing with you, right? This is what I've noticed over our 20 plus years of friendship. I bring something important that will help you. Like the pure neck cream.

Samantha [00:51:34]:
No, you bring. That's not helpful.

Lisa [00:51:36]:
That, you know I hate.

Samantha [00:51:38]:
That's mean. No fight woven into that conversation. There was meanness and spirit bite. That's it. Mine is, hey, I want to help you sleep so you can eat nuts or cheese or Greek yogurt or popcorn.

Lisa [00:51:51]:
Because when was the last time you've known me to love any of those things?

Samantha [00:51:54]:
You eat cheese.

Lisa [00:51:56]:
But I don't love cheese.

Samantha [00:51:58]:
You don't like anything if it doesn't contain 5,000 grams of sugar.

Lisa [00:52:02]:
It's got to be with something else, right?

Samantha [00:52:04]:
No. Because if you could eat chocolate, and if chocolate made you skinny, you'd be eating chocolate all the time.

Lisa [00:52:09]:
Totally. Right?

Samantha [00:52:10]:
Right.

Lisa [00:52:11]:
But apparently, if it tastes good, it's not good. That's the rule for you.

Samantha [00:52:16]:
Because you have a weird relationship.

Lisa [00:52:17]:
I hate all those foods. I just want, like, a toaster strudel or, like, where's the ice cream at bed or something.

Samantha [00:52:23]:
Okay, then just do that.

Lisa [00:52:24]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:52:24]:
I don't try to be helpful.

Lisa [00:52:26]:
I don't trust your science.

Samantha [00:52:28]:
It's not my science. I read it. Okay.

Lisa [00:52:30]:
I don't trust it.

Samantha [00:52:31]:
Oh, my God. Go away.

Lisa [00:52:32]:
All right. I trust the neck cream. I'm sure you do trust the neck cream. Okay. But I have a really important question, because Mike and I treated ourselves on Saturday at the grocery store to, like, the itchy band, the ramen noodles.

Samantha [00:52:45]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:52:46]:
Haven't had them in a million years. Right? Love them. Love them. But is it a soup? Because it talks like it's a soup, but I don't make mine like a soup. So I'm like, I don't think it's a soup.

Samantha [00:52:56]:
Is it a soup? It's A soup.

Lisa [00:52:57]:
Why is it a soup?

Samantha [00:52:59]:
Because it has water in it.

Lisa [00:53:01]:
That's. That's what. That's the key ingredient to a soup is water.

Samantha [00:53:04]:
Soup can have pasta. Soup can have noodles.

Lisa [00:53:07]:
It's all noodles.

Samantha [00:53:08]:
Have you heard of chicken noodle soup?

Lisa [00:53:10]:
Yeah, but that's different. It's not ramen.

Samantha [00:53:14]:
Have you. Have you heard of, like, chicken and rice?

Lisa [00:53:17]:
I feel that the jury's out on.

Samantha [00:53:19]:
This broccoli and cheese soup. I mean, it's still a soup.

Lisa [00:53:22]:
I feel that the person, the individual maker, has the ability to control if it's a soup or not.

Samantha [00:53:27]:
I shake my head at the fact that you think that ramen is not a soup.

Lisa [00:53:32]:
It's not a soup.

Samantha [00:53:33]:
Just because you think that does make it true.

Lisa [00:53:37]:
I leave no.

Samantha [00:53:37]:
I leave no liquid that defines Lisa in one sentence.

Lisa [00:53:42]:
No, that's not true.

Samantha [00:53:42]:
Just because you think it doesn't make it true.

Lisa [00:53:46]:
But. Or doesn't.

Samantha [00:53:47]:
No, it doesn't.

Lisa [00:53:48]:
Or doesn't.

Samantha [00:53:49]:
Because you don't like ramen. Just because you don't like the soup part of ramen doesn't mean that it's not a soup.

Lisa [00:53:56]:
Means I'm just having noodles.

Samantha [00:53:57]:
No, we.

Lisa [00:53:59]:
I'm just having noodles.

Samantha [00:54:00]:
Then you should just have pasta. I make crack, not a soup.

Lisa [00:54:03]:
I make crack dinner in water. It's not a soup because I drained.

Samantha [00:54:08]:
The water like I did. Still has the water.

Lisa [00:54:10]:
I drained it. It's just a noodle.

Samantha [00:54:13]:
And you didn't really have ramen then.

Lisa [00:54:15]:
I did, too. It was in the package. Ramen. Totally ramen.

Samantha [00:54:21]:
I don't want to. Why are we arguing about ramen?

Lisa [00:54:23]:
Because if you and I don't agree, you make it a fight.

Samantha [00:54:26]:
I don't make it a fight because you're being ridiculous. Not just because you think it doesn't make it true.

Lisa [00:54:32]:
Samantha.

Samantha [00:54:33]:
Lisa.

Lisa [00:54:35]:
I don't know what's gotten into you today.

Samantha [00:54:37]:
I'm so done with you.

Lisa [00:54:41]:
Because it's Wednesday, right?

Samantha [00:54:43]:
It's Wednesday. You.

Lisa [00:54:44]:
We're still getting along kind of on Tuesdays even though, right? But by the time Wednesday come, it's literally hump. It's hump day. And we are over the hump. Right? We are over it. To you. Back at you.

Samantha [00:54:59]:
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Lisa [00:55:00]:
I have. You make me mad. I have brought helpful things to you. No, you have not. Everything I've said. No. No, you have not. Totally.

Lisa [00:55:07]:
You have.

Samantha [00:55:08]:
No, you totally haven't.

Lisa [00:55:10]:
I totally. Neck to chin. Chin to chest. Let me help you.

Samantha [00:55:15]:
Okay. All right.

Lisa [00:55:17]:
All right.

Samantha [00:55:17]:
Thanks for sharing.

Lisa [00:55:18]:
Get me all riled Up.

Samantha [00:55:20]:
Shut up. Okay. I'm going to talk about what about our Facebook post on Sunday. It was delightful. Some stuff about Halloween costumes. Now, we didn't get a lot of people participating, which made me think that everyone didn't remember what they were as.

Lisa [00:55:35]:
Children or hates Halloween like me.

Samantha [00:55:37]:
Or hates Halloween. But a couple of people did mention some fun stuff. Jessica K. Mentioned that she was Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles.

Lisa [00:55:50]:
Yeah, the Turtles.

Samantha [00:55:51]:
And she was Snow White.

Lisa [00:55:53]:
Yeah. That's kind of cool. That's good.

Samantha [00:55:55]:
Laura. Laura had a good one.

Lisa [00:55:57]:
Laura was my. Laura's my neighbor at university. That's who she was. Is she.

Samantha [00:56:02]:
She said that she didn't have a picture, but her mom was always great at making Halloween costumes. One year, she asked her to make. She wanted to be the boogeyman. So her mom asked her, what does he look like? And she described the boogeyman as purple with fluffy hair, all black with long finger, silver fingernails. Because apparently this is boogeyman came to her in her nightmares.

Lisa [00:56:28]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:56:29]:
She always laughs thinking back to the purple fluffy hair because it was a purple shag toilet seat cover. Now that's a mom who was crafty.

Lisa [00:56:38]:
I could say it was a crafty mom.

Samantha [00:56:40]:
Crafty mom.

Lisa [00:56:41]:
That was a crafty mom. Good one, Laura. Good one.

Samantha [00:56:43]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:56:44]:
But that was kind of fun. Hey, like the. Like. Like, that was kind of fun. Kind of a fun topic to cover. Right. Just like. Like Tuesday, we talked about Halloween candy.

Samantha [00:56:55]:
Whoa.

Lisa [00:56:56]:
On our Facebook page. Right.

Samantha [00:56:58]:
You didn't put in candy corn, though.

Lisa [00:57:00]:
I didn't. Because it was too easy to say no to.

Samantha [00:57:03]:
Or those horrible kiss.

Lisa [00:57:04]:
Same reason. Right. Same reason. Instead, what people said no to is they say no to jawbreakers.

Samantha [00:57:11]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:57:12]:
No to suckers. Who was it Carrie said? Is that those suckers you get at the doctors? Totally. Totally free ones. Love them. Sour Patch Kids. Okay. Apparently. Is there no sour candy in America?

Samantha [00:57:25]:
No.

Lisa [00:57:26]:
People were like, what's Maynard's? That's just the brand.

Samantha [00:57:30]:
That's the brand. That's the brand.

Lisa [00:57:32]:
But it did. I didn't feel like the Americans in the group were. Were resonating with sour candy.

Samantha [00:57:38]:
No, because they don't. It's. Maynard's is probably Canadian.

Lisa [00:57:41]:
But do they not have sour candy?

Samantha [00:57:43]:
Of course they do.

Lisa [00:57:44]:
Americans. Friends of the podcast that are in America. You got sour candy, right?

Samantha [00:57:48]:
Yes, of course.

Lisa [00:57:50]:
Okay. Don't.

Samantha [00:57:50]:
Just maybe you don't know. Stop. Stop alienating our people.

Lisa [00:57:55]:
I'm not. I'm getting to the bottom of it. It's like, I didn't know that that that. That Americans didn't do butter tart.

Samantha [00:58:02]:
Well, I kind of knew that, though.

Lisa [00:58:04]:
Well, thanks for letting me in. And. And they kicked your Tootsie Rolls to the curb.

Samantha [00:58:08]:
I love a good Tootsie Roll.

Lisa [00:58:09]:
Oh, that's horrible.

Samantha [00:58:11]:
No, I think I. I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't know if I would chew them now.

Lisa [00:58:15]:
Yeah, I don't know. You got to be pretty brave now.

Samantha [00:58:17]:
Yeah. Teeth are expensive to replace.

Lisa [00:58:21]:
Right. Now that. Now that's coming out of your pocket.

Samantha [00:58:25]:
Parents.

Lisa [00:58:25]:
There's a lot. Parents had a lot. They had some good points there back in the day.

Samantha [00:58:29]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:58:29]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:32]:
But it was kind of nice to hear everybody's, you know, opinion on the spotlight and the Tuesday Facebook that we always do. So thanks, guys, for weighing in. We appreciate when you, you know, participate in the silly things that we throw out there.

Lisa [00:58:46]:
Absolutely.

Samantha [00:58:48]:
I do want to mention, though, Lisa, somebody utilized our voicemail number three. Number three.

Lisa [00:58:56]:
Number three. Then we're gonna have to start stockpiling them. Hey. And then we are have a whole show of them or something.

Samantha [00:59:04]:
I just want to mention. Thank you, Kellyanne, for leaving your voicemail, but let's give her a quick listen. Hello, ladies.

Lisa [00:59:11]:
It's Kellyanne. Just calling. Well, I guess I'm not calling. I just wanted to say that, Lisa, I found a goldfish underneath the radiator.

Samantha [00:59:21]:
In the bathroom, so I will have.

Lisa [00:59:23]:
It ready for you when you come in January. Just wanted to let you know that. And you guys are always making me laugh, and I just. I'm so proud of you both.

Samantha [00:59:33]:
And that's it. Now, wasn't that a sweet message, Lisa?

Lisa [00:59:37]:
She's so good.

Samantha [00:59:38]:
Hey, she's got a goldfish waiting for you.

Lisa [00:59:40]:
Yeah, it's so funny. Friends of the podcast, for those of you who don't know Kellyanne and I, we've been friends forever, a lifetime, it seems. And she actually lives where I grew up. Where she lives now is where I grew up living. And that's why she's making the joke about the goldfish. And it probably is true. She probably really did find it, because I probably hit it, right? I probably hit it.

Samantha [01:00:03]:
Oh, God, yeah. A skeleton of a goldfish. Awesome sauce.

Lisa [01:00:06]:
And she's proud of us. That's nice, too.

Samantha [01:00:08]:
That's always nice to hear. So we appreciate all of that, guys. And. And just. Just to remind you that you can connect with us on our many social platforms, you can check us out on our website, which is ishake my head, pod.com. sign up for our newsletters Check out our blog, leave us a message or voicemail, and stay to listen to any of our episodes. If you want to catch our videos, check out our YouTube page and subscribe to get notified of any new episodes.

Lisa [01:00:31]:
Breaking news, 114 people now.

Samantha [01:00:33]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:00:34]:
I feel we need to set a new goal for I don't know what, like March.

Samantha [01:00:38]:
120.

Lisa [01:00:39]:
120 for March.

Samantha [01:00:40]:
120 for March.

Lisa [01:00:42]:
Do this. Come on. I shake my head. We can do it.

Samantha [01:00:46]:
We do have patreon, which is patreon.com ishake my head. We have updated our Patreon. We have better incentives to join when you join, and more interaction depending on what tier you sign up for and new gifts. So go check it out.

Lisa [01:01:00]:
I was in there today recording.

Samantha [01:01:01]:
Yes, you were. Go check it out. And for the existing patrons, if you bump up your generous offer by $2 or more, we will send you some new goodies. If you need some new. I shake my head. Swag. Check out threadless.com and search. I shake my head.

Samantha [01:01:14]:
New and old logos available. And we just want to thank John again, John Domingo, for editing our podcast. Each week. He also does the video for YouTube. So he's a man of many talents.

Lisa [01:01:25]:
Many, many talents. And.

Samantha [01:01:29]:
It is deep sorrow.

Lisa [01:01:31]:
It is with deep sorrow, I must confess that last year's reigning champ of the NFL Fantasy Football League, which. So I'm last year's reigning champ, as I know, took her first loss. She took it hard.

Samantha [01:01:46]:
To one of John's kids.

Lisa [01:01:48]:
To one of John's kids. That hurts. Hey, that's like salt in the wounds. That hurts. That hurts. Yeah, we. We didn't come out performing our best.

Samantha [01:02:00]:
No.

Lisa [01:02:01]:
I had some questionables. I had some injuries.

Samantha [01:02:04]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:02:04]:
Because we have so many people in the draw, there's no real good people to get when you need somebody to pinch it for you. However, hopefully I'll bounce back this week, but it looks like it could be tough again, so.

Samantha [01:02:17]:
Oh. Oh, okay. Well, I have even better news.

Lisa [01:02:21]:
Ah. Float.

Samantha [01:02:23]:
Kicked ass. I. Okay, I won. 589 to 470 or something like that. Yeah, I kicked ass.

Lisa [01:02:36]:
Funny story, friends of the podcast, on Sunday, as I was admitting defeat, because I saw it coming, I messaged Sam and said, it looks like I'm gonna lose this week. She messages back, yeah, me too. And then off. No. Like, where the hell did that come from?

Samantha [01:02:54]:
You know what I'm like, either, A.

Lisa [01:02:56]:
You'Re not reading my messages. No. B, you're not paying attention.

Samantha [01:02:59]:
You know what? My wide Receivers are kicking ass.

Lisa [01:03:04]:
Well, yay for you.

Samantha [01:03:06]:
And my tight end. My Kelsey, My tight end. Yeah, he's doing well.

Lisa [01:03:10]:
Okay, well, so it's time for me to make my comeback. So I've got it all planned. I've already plotting a course, but apparently I had some trades. I traded some. I like. Like in real life football. Two of my people went to different teams, but according to Coach Gibson, he says it's for. It's.

Lisa [01:03:27]:
It's good. It's all good.

Samantha [01:03:28]:
A good trade, apparently.

Lisa [01:03:31]:
I guess we'll see.

Samantha [01:03:32]:
So boohoo for Lisa, but yay for Siam.

Lisa [01:03:35]:
Boohoo for me.

Samantha [01:03:36]:
Big bang is four. Four fake fan is four.

Lisa [01:03:42]:
Four real fan is six and one real f or my seven and one. Seven and one.

Samantha [01:03:48]:
Seven and one.

Lisa [01:03:49]:
Yeah. So I got a few. I can still lose, but not too many.

Samantha [01:03:52]:
Yeah, right.

Lisa [01:03:54]:
I'm not a loser. I'm not used to that. I know that at all.

Samantha [01:03:57]:
You hate that shit.

Lisa [01:03:59]:
I do. Right? But I thought it was only fair if I came out and announced it. Right? Right. So I can do that.

Samantha [01:04:05]:
It's very big of you, John. John was like, hey, she got her ass kicked. I'm like, yeah, she knew.

Lisa [01:04:10]:
She knew going into it. She saw it coming, right? I saw it coming. I was like, oh, I'm trying to prepare. Yeah. Just. You know what? Thing is, I'm not used to losing.

Samantha [01:04:20]:
I know.

Lisa [01:04:20]:
So when you're a winner, it's hard.

Samantha [01:04:22]:
I know, Lisa, just like, we feel for you.

Lisa [01:04:26]:
Right. But it's like that quick commercial from the 80s. Right. But did you have fun playing? I did, Mom, I did. Drink your powdery quick. Right. All right, Samantha, anything else you want to add this week?

Samantha [01:04:43]:
No, I'm good.

Lisa [01:04:44]:
So when we. Next time you hear from us on our next podcast, America will have decided the election. Yes. And we'll have lots of fun stuff to talk about. All right, this is what I'm asking everybody. Right. Just because you follow us on one of our social platforms, you need to follow us on all of them because we do different things throughout. So lots of things.

Lisa [01:05:08]:
We post on Instagram. We never post on the Facebook.

Samantha [01:05:11]:
That's true.

Lisa [01:05:12]:
Follow us everywhere, download, subscribe. We want to do live events. We want to do exciting things, and we need support. We need support. Right, Samantha?

Samantha [01:05:22]:
Yes, we do.

Lisa [01:05:23]:
All right. That's all I gotta say. Anyway, Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:05:28]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:05:40]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.