Don't Flush That!

Samantha [00:00:04]:
Are you ready for an hour of relatable topics, laughter, and buckets of sarcasm? Yeah, you are. Put on your judgment pants and weigh in on the Emmys, the presidential debate, Ryan Seacrest, popularity, and so much more.

Lisa [00:00:18]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:00:20]:
Hello, everybody.

Lisa [00:00:22]:
Samantha. Geez, guess what? I I'm just looking at you. I'm looking at your pretty, pretty face right now, and you know what I'm thinking? Oh, my God, this girl is gonna go big on her glasses.

Samantha [00:00:34]:
You're not gonna go big on your glasses.

Lisa [00:00:36]:
I want big glasses.

Samantha [00:00:37]:
No, you don't.

Lisa [00:00:38]:
I saw the HHG's glasses. Big. I want glasses. I want big glasses.

Samantha [00:00:42]:
No, you're gonna hate them. Please don't.

Lisa [00:00:44]:
I'm going to. I'm not gonna hate them. I'm gonna like them.

Samantha [00:00:47]:
Well, they're gonna be your at home glasses anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Lisa [00:00:49]:
Oh, no, no. The next ones I get are my are my at work glasses. These become my at home. These are my at home glasses. They become my bed glasses, and then my at work glasses, current become my at home glasses.

Samantha [00:01:02]:
So, you know, I'm just going to say this for the record. Hear me out, friends of the podcast. This is Sam speaking about Lisa, because, you know, who knows her better than me? No one. You're going to hate that. You're going to hate the big glasses. You're going to buy them, and all you're going to do every moment of every single day through voice, text, God knows how you'll get it across. You will continually say, are my glasses too big? They're too big for my face. They're too big for my face.

Samantha [00:01:34]:
They're sticky outy. They're out. Sticky outie. That's all you're going to do. And I'm going to hate you. I'm going to hate you. And then Michelle's going to hate you because we're going to be like, you pick them out. You forced me into it.

Samantha [00:01:46]:
You were there. You were standing right there and you said, they look good. I am not weighing in on your glasses. It is a single. This is a single event. You are doing it all by yourself. You don't get your besties with you. I will.

Samantha [00:01:59]:
I will make sure that I tie up Michelle somewhere so she can't even show, be guilted into going. And I'll be like, no, you don't have to go. She's an adult. She can do this by herself. And she'll be like, no, I need to go. And I'll be like, no, you don't. And then I'll.

Lisa [00:02:14]:
Because sharing with friends is fun.

Samantha [00:02:15]:
Gonna tie her up and stick her in her own home so she doesn't go anywhere.

Lisa [00:02:19]:
Zip tie her up locker.

Samantha [00:02:21]:
Yeah. And just.

Lisa [00:02:22]:
No.

Samantha [00:02:23]:
And I'm gonna say, you just need to sit this one out.

Lisa [00:02:25]:
You are. You. What? You have one thing accurate that I will be concerned about when I go to my large glasses. And I will wonder if they're too sticky outy, because ever since I first got glasses, I always thought they were too sticky.

Samantha [00:02:38]:
Yeah. I just. I need you to not. I need you to just go back to that. I think the first time I met you, you had, like, the typical skinny just went over my eyeball glasses. I think you should go back to glasses.

Lisa [00:02:51]:
Those were my. I'm not going back to. I'm not going back to those.

Samantha [00:02:54]:
Yeah, you should go back to those. No, they're making a comeback. Those skinny, weird.

Lisa [00:02:57]:
I'm not doing it.

Samantha [00:02:57]:
Sunglass type things are coming back.

Lisa [00:02:59]:
I'm not doing it. Yeah, no, I'm getting. I'm getting big glasses. I see lots of people with big glasses. I can do this.

Samantha [00:03:04]:
Have you seen Eugene Levy's glasses? His glasses are just big enough to cover his eyeball. I feel like that is, like, chef's.

Lisa [00:03:11]:
Kiss for you, because I have too much face for that.

Samantha [00:03:16]:
Well, you definitely have a forehead.

Lisa [00:03:21]:
So I need something to occupy that space.

Samantha [00:03:24]:
Yes, you do. I just feel like I'm not up to it. That's. That's what I'm saying. I'm. I'm spitting it out, and I'm saying I'm not up for the whole gotta get glasses and dragging everyone into it to drama that you typically do, you know what?

Lisa [00:03:41]:
You be like that, then that's fine. You miss out on it. I already started the guilt. Right? That's fine. And then when I'm out in public with you guys, and you're like, hi, how are your glasses?

Samantha [00:03:53]:
Right.

Lisa [00:03:53]:
I'm just saying, whatever.

Samantha [00:03:56]:
I've known you for too long to ever say, lisa, what's up with your glasses? Because you will fixate till the. Oh, Mike. To the nth degree. You would fixate.

Lisa [00:04:06]:
I'm a total fixator. Hey.

Samantha [00:04:08]:
And I would just be like, I know you don't like my glasses, so you just need to shut the fuck up.

Lisa [00:04:12]:
Right. Your hairy carries. Kay, but I have to tell you.

Samantha [00:04:14]:
I like my glasses, and I don't care that you don't.

Lisa [00:04:17]:
I do. On your face. Yeah.

Samantha [00:04:19]:
Congratulations.

Lisa [00:04:20]:
I thought you just got your bangs trimmed.

Samantha [00:04:22]:
I did.

Lisa [00:04:23]:
Wow. Okay. She still seem long compared to mine.

Samantha [00:04:27]:
Well, some of us don't have bangs up to here. Some of us like to actually have a Bangdan.

Lisa [00:04:34]:
I want to bang, too.

Samantha [00:04:35]:
No, you don't. Then you wouldn't be getting your haircut. You would not be getting your hair cut. Your hair is not long enough to get cut. And Michelle and I have tried to convince you to slow your shit down, and you will not. You are on a schedule. You are a Gibson, and you will follow that schedule whether you like it or not.

Lisa [00:04:52]:
Right? Totally right. Exactly.

Samantha [00:04:55]:
I feel like I'm bashing you, and that is not my intention. I'm like, I'm the horrible one. I am the bitch.

Lisa [00:05:05]:
You're the asshole. You're the all the time asshole. I'm the. I just.

Samantha [00:05:12]:
The problem is, is that when people think you're an asshole, it's because you're telling the truth. And you know what? Truth hurts, bitch.

Lisa [00:05:19]:
Like, come on, guess what. Pretty sure I know you, so. Right? Remember, you don't scare me, but. Okay, I got to tell you something. I got to tell you something.

Samantha [00:05:27]:
Oh, my God. There's more.

Lisa [00:05:28]:
There's more. It's something totally different.

Samantha [00:05:30]:
Oh, thank God.

Lisa [00:05:31]:
Friends of the podcast, I need you to. I need you to think about this, right? Have you ever, you know when you go into a public bathroom and you do your business and, you know, you go to reach for the toilet paper, and there's always that sticker on the toilet paper holder in the public washroom that tells you what not to flush down the toilet?

Samantha [00:05:49]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:05:50]:
Have you ever paid attention to what's on the sticker?

Samantha [00:05:53]:
No.

Lisa [00:05:54]:
I did today.

Samantha [00:05:55]:
Why?

Lisa [00:05:56]:
I did.

Samantha [00:05:57]:
Why?

Lisa [00:05:58]:
Must have been bored. I'm not sure why.

Samantha [00:06:00]:
Not enough to do while you're sitting on the bathroom? Like, on the table?

Lisa [00:06:04]:
I guess not, right? No, because I have. I had questions, and I took it back to my. To my friends at work. I had questions. Do you know that on the sticker, they show a picture of an empty toilet paper roll, and they're telling you not to flush that down the toilet? I get the tampon applicator. I get the. Too much toilet paper. Never do I recall growing up being taught to not flush a toilet paper roll down the toilet.

Samantha [00:06:32]:
Have you had, like, the cardboard thing?

Lisa [00:06:36]:
That's the card. Has the picture of the brown rolled around the toilet?

Samantha [00:06:40]:
Papers rolled around.

Lisa [00:06:41]:
It's not to be flushed.

Samantha [00:06:43]:
Some people need to be reminded, apparently.

Lisa [00:06:46]:
So all day, I've just been trying.

Samantha [00:06:48]:
To figure out, oh, my God, how.

Lisa [00:06:49]:
Did we miss that lesson, I. I.

Samantha [00:06:54]:
Don'T understand why you would do that. Because it's pretty solid compared to toilet paper.

Lisa [00:06:59]:
What would make somebody think it's going to fit down there?

Samantha [00:07:03]:
Why would you throw it in the toilet? There's hopefully a garbage around you.

Lisa [00:07:07]:
Garbage. Why would you throw it? So it just got me thinking, right? This is in Saskatoon, and I'm thinking, I don't ever remember being told. I remember being told lots of things don't go in the toilet, but I never remember. I think my mama thought common sense would even tell Lisa it wouldn't be.

Samantha [00:07:23]:
A toilet paper roll, potentially. My concern is that, again, you were sitting on the toilet. It didn't feel you had enough to do. You were preoccupied reading a sticker. So here's hoping you remember to do all the things you were supposed to do.

Lisa [00:07:39]:
I did all the things.

Samantha [00:07:40]:
And wash your hands. And wash your hands.

Lisa [00:07:42]:
And I washed my hands.

Samantha [00:07:43]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:07:43]:
I just. It just caught my eye, and I'm.

Samantha [00:07:45]:
Just like, I did not see this. This little tidbit that you're sharing with us going this way. I really felt that you were going to have another bad. This is how I poop story, because you are fine. Totally. Okay. Sharing stuff like that.

Lisa [00:07:58]:
Been a totally good pooping week. Totally good.

Samantha [00:08:01]:
And again, we don't need to know that.

Lisa [00:08:03]:
It felt like you were asking, so.

Samantha [00:08:05]:
I shared and I wasn't. So there's that.

Lisa [00:08:10]:
So I'm just saying, friends of the podcast, if you've never been told before, do not flush the toilet paper roll.

Samantha [00:08:16]:
Okay. All right.

Lisa [00:08:17]:
Weird. Hey.

Samantha [00:08:18]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:08:20]:
Right.

Samantha [00:08:20]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:08:21]:
I don't know.

Samantha [00:08:22]:
I don't want to talk about. Yeah, I don't want to talk about this, but let's talk about it, I guess. Apparently, P. Diddy is being arrested.

Lisa [00:08:30]:
Diddy's done.

Samantha [00:08:31]:
Okay. And I thought he was done before that, so.

Lisa [00:08:34]:
No, but they never arrested him.

Samantha [00:08:36]:
Oh, now that he's being arrested, right.

Lisa [00:08:38]:
He should be. He should be done.

Samantha [00:08:40]:
That's disgusting and gross.

Lisa [00:08:42]:
He's a pig.

Samantha [00:08:43]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:08:44]:
He's worse than a pig. What is worse than a pig?

Samantha [00:08:46]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:08:47]:
I think a pig is too good for him. Okay. I think a pig is too good. Oh, like, is he a snake? You know, he's. He. Like, he's so deranged. That's such deranged behavior. Oh, God, all this garbage.

Lisa [00:09:01]:
And you know what? You're right. We're not going to get into it because guess what? We don't condone that sort of stuff. So to gossip too much about it would be wrong.

Samantha [00:09:10]:
Well, it's not wrong. It's just giving, I don't know, attention to somebody you're giving attention to. To the person who did these horrible, disgusting things.

Lisa [00:09:22]:
Right. However. Right. It was breaking news, so we just want to break the news.

Samantha [00:09:27]:
And because Lisa is a newsy, I.

Lisa [00:09:30]:
Felt it was important that we broke the news.

Samantha [00:09:33]:
So in case you were hiding under a rock and weren't listening to your news today, Lisa, he's disgusting. And he's done. And he's.

Lisa [00:09:42]:
And he's done, and that's the end of it.

Samantha [00:09:44]:
Yes. He's been arrested. Congratulations.

Lisa [00:09:46]:
Right?

Samantha [00:09:46]:
He's.

Lisa [00:09:47]:
Yeah. Way to go. Okay. Remember when I went and I was doing my grocery shopping?

Samantha [00:09:53]:
Yes. You sent me pictures. You sent me pictures, right.

Lisa [00:09:58]:
So I'm at the Safeway. It's the craziest thing I want when I grow up. I want to be a grocery store aisle planner. Think of how cool that job is, right? Planning where the food goes, because you think you'd want. You'd want your food to make sense in your grocery store, right? So if we. If the boom baby bakery decided to become a grocery store, we would want our food to make sense in its aisles, right?

Samantha [00:10:21]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:10:22]:
This is what you don't want. People going aisle to aisle all over the place, willy nilly. You want some rhyme and some reason.

Samantha [00:10:28]:
Mm hmm.

Lisa [00:10:29]:
Okay. Not at the safeway. Not the safe way. I took a picture because I said to you, I was standing, looking at soup, and I turned around, and there was ziploc baggies and toilet paper in the aisle behind the soup.

Samantha [00:10:48]:
Across from it?

Lisa [00:10:49]:
Yeah, across from it. Soup here, turn around. Toilet paper there.

Samantha [00:10:54]:
And all I said to you was, maybe they think when you eat soup, you have to poop.

Lisa [00:10:59]:
I don't know. Like. Like, is soup like.

Samantha [00:11:02]:
Huh? Yeah.

Lisa [00:11:07]:
Somebody who's logically thinking like me. There just is no logic in the toilet paper being there.

Samantha [00:11:14]:
It doesn't make sense that across the, like, paper usually belongs to paper. So that means, like, toilet paper, paper towel, all that kind of stuff.

Lisa [00:11:22]:
Kind of near cleaning supplies.

Samantha [00:11:23]:
Well, usually you see that with the cleaning supplies. Yeah. Right.

Lisa [00:11:26]:
Not with your soup.

Samantha [00:11:27]:
No, not with soup.

Lisa [00:11:28]:
Not with the Campbell's soup. Right. It just seemed bizarre. And then I thought, you know what? I feel I could do this job better.

Samantha [00:11:37]:
Oh.

Lisa [00:11:38]:
I'm not looking for a new job. I'm quite happy at the job that I'm at. But if I was looking for a.

Samantha [00:11:43]:
New job, oh, my God, I think.

Lisa [00:11:45]:
I could be a grocery store aisle planner.

Samantha [00:11:48]:
Okay. There you go.

Lisa [00:11:50]:
Right? Because I can be anything I want to be.

Samantha [00:11:52]:
Yes, you can. And you know what? If anyone can organize the aisles of a grocery store, it's a Gibson. Hi. Have you seen their cupboards?

Lisa [00:12:00]:
Right? They're pretty. It's pretty much already a grocery store.

Samantha [00:12:03]:
It is pretty much already a grocery store.

Lisa [00:12:06]:
That's how we have it, right? We do not have our toilet paper near our. Near our kitchen.

Samantha [00:12:11]:
No, you do not.

Lisa [00:12:12]:
Right? I don't get shit like that. I don't get shit like that, Samantha.

Samantha [00:12:15]:
I know. And you're obsessed with grocery stores already, so this is just perfect.

Lisa [00:12:19]:
I know, but yet I'm not looking for a new job because the one I have is perfect. But I'm just saying, right?

Samantha [00:12:25]:
Let's make that perfectly clear.

Lisa [00:12:26]:
Perfectly clear. Not looking for a new job.

Samantha [00:12:30]:
Oh, my God. I think the levees have. Are looking for a new job. And it's called co hosting all the award shows.

Lisa [00:12:36]:
All the awards. Let them do everything shows.

Samantha [00:12:39]:
Please bring back the levees. Eugene and. Oh, my God. And Dan, they were perfect.

Lisa [00:12:46]:
Like, their opening was so funny.

Samantha [00:12:48]:
It was so.

Lisa [00:12:50]:
I'm like, that's what it's supposed to be.

Samantha [00:12:52]:
They were so good. And then the bit with. The bit they did in the audience where they were apart from each other.

Lisa [00:12:58]:
Right?

Samantha [00:12:59]:
So common.

Lisa [00:13:00]:
They're good. So really, really good.

Samantha [00:13:03]:
I love them so much. Kudos to Canadians. We are awesome.

Lisa [00:13:08]:
I loved what I loved when. When Dan Levy was saying, you know, we're the ones who have to tell you that you've talked too long. And do you know what this is? You know what this does to a Canadian? And as a Canadian, and as a Canadian, I'm like, oh, my God, that would be my worst fear. Right? Okay, we gotta. We gotta stop you from talking now.

Samantha [00:13:23]:
Yeah, please. I need you to. To keep it to a minimum.

Lisa [00:13:27]:
Right? Cause technically, that show run by Canadians should be a seven hour show.

Samantha [00:13:32]:
Just keep it off.

Lisa [00:13:33]:
It's good. Yeah. Your mama needs to hear you say it again.

Samantha [00:13:35]:
Yeah, just keep chatting.

Lisa [00:13:37]:
Right.

Samantha [00:13:37]:
Oh, it was beautiful. And then they brought on. They brought on Annie, and then they also brought on Kathryn O'Hare at the end.

Lisa [00:13:46]:
At the end.

Samantha [00:13:46]:
It was perfect.

Lisa [00:13:47]:
She did. Little Moira still didn't make me want to watch that show.

Samantha [00:13:51]:
Oh, it's a beautiful show. Made me Miss Schitt's Creek so much.

Lisa [00:13:54]:
Made me not. Made me not want to did that. I thought that would be my hook, line and sinker. Right? Because every year when I watch the Emmys, now that there's no cable tv involved in it. I don't know any of the shows. Right. Because I don't. I like cable tv.

Samantha [00:14:12]:
There was very little. It was all streaming.

Lisa [00:14:15]:
It's all streaming.

Samantha [00:14:16]:
Right. So.

Lisa [00:14:17]:
So. So I still watched it because I was interested. Because last year when I watched it, it made me want to watch the bear.

Samantha [00:14:25]:
Oh. And did you?

Lisa [00:14:27]:
I did not. It's. It's already in its fourth season. I'm not doing it.

Samantha [00:14:31]:
It's in its third season.

Lisa [00:14:33]:
Okay. Well, it feels like four. Right? I didn't do it, but I downloaded it. But I didn't do it. So I thought this year, in keeping with tradition, I need to find a new show based on all the streaming services that I hate. And I watched the first episode of Baby Reindeer last night. Oh.

Samantha [00:14:53]:
And what did you think?

Lisa [00:14:54]:
Have you seen it?

Samantha [00:14:55]:
No, I haven't watched it.

Lisa [00:14:56]:
Well, it's going to be chilling. So there's lots of perfect things. HHG was watching it last night, too. I didn't even know. Surprise, surprise.

Samantha [00:15:03]:
Right?

Lisa [00:15:04]:
Brilliant minds think alike, Samantha.

Samantha [00:15:06]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:15:07]:
Apparently this is the thing. It has all my key elements that I like in a show. First off, it's only one season.

Samantha [00:15:16]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:15:17]:
Thumbs up to that. Second, the episode's 32 minutes.

Samantha [00:15:22]:
Perfect.

Lisa [00:15:22]:
Perfect. Right. Third, it's creepy. Fourth, it's based on a true story.

Samantha [00:15:30]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:15:30]:
So hi. Pencil me in, baby reindeer. And you can tell from the very first episode, shit is going to be crazy. Shit is going to be crazy. So, dear the Emmys, thank you for giving me a new show to watch.

Samantha [00:15:49]:
I was actually pretty, pretty excited to see Martin short, Steve Martin and Selena Gomez on stage. I really like their series money murders in the building. Really hilarious. And the new, see, I'm watching the new season, and it's quite good.

Lisa [00:16:09]:
It's too much.

Samantha [00:16:10]:
No, it's really good this year.

Lisa [00:16:11]:
Too much.

Samantha [00:16:12]:
Oh, shut up. It's just because you don't watch it. I don't watch it. But anyways, I love Martin short.

Lisa [00:16:18]:
Of course.

Samantha [00:16:19]:
He is the darling.

Lisa [00:16:21]:
Yeah, he totally is.

Samantha [00:16:22]:
He's so cute. He is so adorable. And he's canadian, too, so just a little, little man. He's so adorable.

Lisa [00:16:29]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:16:30]:
So adorable.

Lisa [00:16:31]:
He's super cute.

Samantha [00:16:32]:
I did actually, for the first time, actually enjoy watching an award show because a part of me was like, do we need these things anymore?

Lisa [00:16:39]:
Hey, I'm not gonna go that far. I'll let you know that right now. Right? Like. Like, I don't care about snow gun. Right? I'm like, I don't care. I remember the first one that came out back in the eighties.

Samantha [00:16:52]:
It's supposed to be really good.

Lisa [00:16:53]:
Yeah, it seems like I don't, you know what? I don't want to read my tv.

Samantha [00:16:58]:
No.

Lisa [00:16:59]:
Gee, I don't want to read my tv. Actually, that's my issue. Probably with that guy there.

Samantha [00:17:04]:
Uh huh. You're bad.

Lisa [00:17:05]:
So whatever. Right. It is what it is. And do we need award shows? Nah, I don't know. It didn't convince me that we do.

Samantha [00:17:12]:
I think if the levees are going to be co hosting, I will watch again.

Lisa [00:17:15]:
Well, they definitely did better than, than Jo Coy.

Samantha [00:17:19]:
They did better than a lot of people.

Lisa [00:17:21]:
But Chelsea handler still is pretty good too, though.

Samantha [00:17:23]:
Yeah, she's okay. But I really enjoyed the two of them together. Maybe that's why I like the combo of the two.

Lisa [00:17:28]:
The combo was good. The combo was good.

Samantha [00:17:31]:
The combo was quite delightful.

Lisa [00:17:33]:
Speaking of combos, right. We got fall. It's fall.

Samantha [00:17:38]:
I can't wait.

Lisa [00:17:39]:
It's time to start thinking about our comfort foods. I've got a new recipe. I found it on the Facebook and I already have a friend at work that's going to try it, too. So you, even you, Samantha, can do it.

Samantha [00:17:54]:
Fine.

Lisa [00:17:55]:
It's, it's a new chicken pot pie recipe.

Samantha [00:17:57]:
I don't like chicken pot pie. So I'm done. Already.

Lisa [00:18:00]:
I've already. Listen, there's no pot pie. There's no pie. There's no pie. There's a can of cream of mushroom soup, a can of cream of chicken soup, some frozen vegetables, some cut up chicken. Like, you know, you can buy that package like cut up chicken or a rotisserie chicken if you wanted to, right? If you want to make it more work, go ahead. Um, you got your chicken, boil your egg noodles. Put it all in one pan.

Samantha [00:18:28]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:18:29]:
Stir.

Samantha [00:18:30]:
That's not chicken pot pie.

Lisa [00:18:32]:
Yeah, it is. It's the inside of the pie.

Samantha [00:18:34]:
It's like chicken. It's like chicken noodle soup. But stew. No, but it's chicken stew.

Lisa [00:18:40]:
It's a chicken pot pie. I knew you'd do this. I knew, I knew.

Samantha [00:18:44]:
Why do you have to chicken.

Lisa [00:18:45]:
It's not a stew, it's a chicken pot.

Samantha [00:18:47]:
If there's no biscuit or biscuit, there's no pot pie.

Lisa [00:18:51]:
There's no pie. No, because what everybody hates is the pie. So it's chicken pot pie without the pie.

Samantha [00:19:01]:
Because this is me and tarts. This is why I hate tarts.

Lisa [00:19:04]:
Right? Because you hate, you hate the pot. You hate the tart, right? You hate the tarts. I hate the crustace. You hate the crust, so I like the inside. I'm giving you the insides of a chicken pot pie.

Samantha [00:19:17]:
But if you add a noodle, an egg noodle to it, is it not just a stew?

Lisa [00:19:21]:
It's not a stew. When's the last time you had new egg noodles in your stew?

Samantha [00:19:24]:
It's just, well, it's something. It's not a pie. I don't think people. People shouldn't call it a pot pie.

Lisa [00:19:30]:
It's like a pot pie.

Samantha [00:19:32]:
Don't start rearranging food category.

Lisa [00:19:34]:
I'm rearranging it because no rated so.

Samantha [00:19:40]:
Many people across the United States and Canada will be up in arms. Arms will be up going, how dare.

Lisa [00:19:47]:
You bring it hard, delicious chicken. You know what? Guess what I'm doing. It's calorie conscious. I'm saving you the pot pie.

Samantha [00:19:55]:
It's not calorie conscious. It's got two cans of cream soup. I doubt that very much.

Lisa [00:20:02]:
That's just soup. It's soup and the egg.

Samantha [00:20:05]:
No, it's just soup. Whatever.

Lisa [00:20:08]:
And nothing's better than an egg noodle.

Samantha [00:20:10]:
If it's soup and then chicken and vegetables and a noodle, is it not soup?

Lisa [00:20:14]:
No, because it's not cooked like a soup. You're not adding the water to make it soup.

Samantha [00:20:18]:
I feel like it is. Like it's tipping. It's tipping. Stew soup.

Lisa [00:20:23]:
If I showed you the picture, that's why I never stew soup. That's why I never even sent you the picture. I didn't send you the picture because I knew you'd be like, ew, that's gross. It's not soup.

Samantha [00:20:32]:
Chicken stew soup.

Lisa [00:20:32]:
It's not chicken stew soup. Not chicken stew soup. It's. It's. Don't even say soup. Soup gives it a bad name.

Samantha [00:20:39]:
Oh, okay, fine. Stay with your comforts. Food, crap, you know, whatever leaves.

Lisa [00:20:44]:
You want help from me? Here, you better. You better help me out with this.

Samantha [00:20:51]:
Right, okay, so I do have to confess. We have gone our second round of fantasy football.

Lisa [00:20:57]:
We're going our separate ways.

Samantha [00:20:59]:
I sucked. I lost again. Whatever. She kicked my butt. She kicked my butt.

Lisa [00:21:06]:
I actually got so many points, it was ridiculous.

Samantha [00:21:09]:
I know. Whoever goes up against you, I pity them. So hardcore. I'm going to pity me when I go up against you.

Lisa [00:21:14]:
And I don't know why. My guys are doing good. They're just a bunch of no name guys like everybody else.

Samantha [00:21:19]:
I don't know. My guys just are not performing well. But you know what? This is what I've realized the fake fan can only fake fan so far. Fake fan can only fake officially. I am, like, faked out. I'm. I am like, this isn't gonna go well.

Lisa [00:21:36]:
True color not go well. True colors are coming out well.

Samantha [00:21:39]:
Cuz I told you I didn't know a thing about football.

Lisa [00:21:41]:
I know, but I told you I would help you, but then at the beginning, you were like, I'm not gonna need your help. I'm the fake fan. I can figure this out. Okay.

Samantha [00:21:48]:
No, I. Yeah, I never said that.

Lisa [00:21:50]:
You kind of did. That's how I interpreted that conversation.

Samantha [00:21:52]:
I don't.

Lisa [00:21:53]:
No, I don't think I did a conversation. That's how I feel.

Samantha [00:21:57]:
Like, I didn't imply that.

Lisa [00:21:59]:
No, it's funny how I didn't take it that way.

Samantha [00:22:02]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:22:03]:
But I said, I'll take your assistance. I said, I'm willing to help you.

Samantha [00:22:07]:
I will take your assistance.

Lisa [00:22:09]:
You. You need it. So I'm gonna help you. I'm not gonna help you be as good as me.

Samantha [00:22:15]:
But can I just. I just like to win a couple. I don't want to lose.

Lisa [00:22:19]:
Not to lose every game. That's what I need.

Samantha [00:22:21]:
Like, losing every game is just. I will not do it next year if I do that.

Lisa [00:22:25]:
Right, right. You're not gonna, like. Like, you're gonna take your ball and go to a different playground. I've had enough. You're gonna stomp your feet and go home.

Samantha [00:22:34]:
Yeah, pretty much.

Lisa [00:22:35]:
Right? I need that not to happen. Yeah, I need that.

Samantha [00:22:39]:
All right. I'm just saying, guys, it's not going as well as I would have planned. But you know what? I could only fake it for so long.

Lisa [00:22:45]:
Right. Said every woman in the world.

Samantha [00:22:50]:
For various reasons.

Lisa [00:22:51]:
For various reasons. Use your mind and figure them out. Okay.

Samantha [00:22:55]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:22:56]:
I. We got to talk about this, though, because we recorded early last week, right, so we could watch it or so I could watch it. So we haven't had a chance to talk about it.

Samantha [00:23:05]:
Yes, Lisa.

Lisa [00:23:06]:
Right? The presidential debate.

Samantha [00:23:09]:
Yes. And aren't we all? There are so many memes out there right now.

Lisa [00:23:14]:
And then both of them, the memes have become songs.

Samantha [00:23:17]:
Oh, and there's. There's, like, dance moves, too. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats. I'm like, what is this? This? I didn't watch it. So there you go.

Lisa [00:23:29]:
Right?

Samantha [00:23:30]:
But I'm just like, come on.

Lisa [00:23:32]:
I keep sending memes to my kid's sister, saying, this never gets old. And today she actually didn't reply back. I'm like, oh, maybe it has.

Samantha [00:23:40]:
I think it has. It's done.

Lisa [00:23:41]:
It was so, it lived up to all the hype that I thought it was. It lived up to the shit show.

Samantha [00:23:46]:
That I figured it would be fantastic.

Lisa [00:23:49]:
And, um. Yeah. McLeine and sinker for her.

Samantha [00:23:54]:
Yes. That's what I heard.

Lisa [00:23:55]:
Right. Like, I know you don't like to talk politics.

Samantha [00:23:59]:
No, you know what? I like Kamala Harris. I think. I hope that she does well. Yes, I have. No, I think that Trump and JD Vance are the Antichrist nightmare for women.

Lisa [00:24:15]:
And for a lot of other reasons.

Samantha [00:24:17]:
Too, their policies that they stand for.

Lisa [00:24:19]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:24:20]:
And that's pretty much all I'm going to say about that. Because you're right, I don't like politics.

Lisa [00:24:24]:
But you know what, here's the thing, though, right? Is that even if you don't like, like, okay, let's just say hypothetically, right, I don't hate all things republican. Because I don't.

Samantha [00:24:37]:
No, because you err more on the side of being conservative.

Lisa [00:24:40]:
Right. Totally. Right. So, so, so I don't have issues with everything. I have issues with the main things. But my biggest issue is the fact that how can we really believe that a country like America is divided and that division is because a group of people think that Donald Trump is the best representation for them? Like, there's a whole lot of other republican men out there that can just use a job and present better than him.

Samantha [00:25:06]:
Yeah, for sure there is.

Lisa [00:25:07]:
Right.

Samantha [00:25:08]:
Like, I think they, I think that.

Lisa [00:25:10]:
Where's Mitt Romney when we need him? He looks like a president.

Samantha [00:25:14]:
Okay. So. But I think that when you think of presidential candidates, you would think that they should not be an agent of chaos.

Lisa [00:25:21]:
Right. Right.

Samantha [00:25:22]:
That they should be the person that brings a divided country together.

Lisa [00:25:26]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:25:27]:
And how the vice president Harris speaks seems more like she wants to bring people together totally than Trump.

Lisa [00:25:35]:
Yeah. And JD Vance was on CNN Sunday morning because I watched a. And he said to Dana Bash, we are not afraid to make up headlines to get people talking.

Samantha [00:25:49]:
Make up headlines.

Lisa [00:25:50]:
Make up headlines. Hence Donald Trump buying the pet thing.

Samantha [00:25:55]:
Like, why are we doing that? Why are we making up anything? Why are we not just, why are they. It's not even my country. Why are they not focused on the things that matter to middle class America or lower class America?

Lisa [00:26:11]:
Right.

Samantha [00:26:12]:
They want to be able to provide for their families. They want to be able to live a good life and be able to live off of paycheck. They don't want things to get worse. For themselves.

Lisa [00:26:22]:
No, no.

Samantha [00:26:23]:
And I don't hear. I don't hear it. I don't hear them. You know, you hear from her. She does say that, but what it looks like, I don't know. But we have the same problem in our country. They talk a lot of. Yeah, they talk a lot, but I don't see them doing anything effective.

Lisa [00:26:40]:
No. Anytime, anytime, anytime. Right. Nobody does nothing, so.

Samantha [00:26:46]:
But I will.

Lisa [00:26:47]:
Dear America, just please pay attention.

Samantha [00:26:50]:
Yes. And. And you know what? Hey, if, uh, if you're all getting excited about who's eating the cats, who's eating the dogs, and then you're doing your little dance, like, okay, some of the dance pretty good.

Lisa [00:27:01]:
So it's kind of interesting, right? They put it to synthesizer music. Yes. Like there's some planning going in.

Samantha [00:27:07]:
Oh, I love that. Yeah, it's pretty fun.

Lisa [00:27:10]:
It was a good time. It was a good time.

Samantha [00:27:12]:
It was a good time.

Lisa [00:27:13]:
All right. That's all these two Canadians are going to say about american politics tonight.

Samantha [00:27:18]:
I think we've said enough.

Lisa [00:27:21]:
But for the record, just be careful.

Samantha [00:27:23]:
Oh, geez. Okay, well, let's take a little break, shall we? You know what? We don't need a break from?

Lisa [00:27:36]:
What?

Samantha [00:27:37]:
Ryan Seacrest.

Lisa [00:27:38]:
Oh, I need a. I don't. I am not jumping on this. I'm not jumping on this bandwagon.

Samantha [00:27:43]:
Oh, I think you should.

Lisa [00:27:44]:
No, I'm not. I did. I didn't like Pat Sajak. I don't like the show. I don't like the format.

Samantha [00:27:50]:
You don't like Wheel of Fortune because you never know what the phrase is, right?

Lisa [00:27:54]:
I don't. I don't know the phrase. It stresses me out. It's causing me anxiety. Kind of like wordle right now.

Samantha [00:28:02]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:28:03]:
Right. And I didn't do my wordle yet.

Samantha [00:28:07]:
I did wordle today. I got it in three.

Lisa [00:28:09]:
It's amazing how many people are doing wordle because as soon as we're at work and somebody like my boss. Boss will be like, hey, did you do wordle? And then all of a sudden, everybody's heads come out and they're like, did you? I did my wordle. I did my word. It's like, it's like it. Wordle is all about closet wordlers.

Samantha [00:28:24]:
It is.

Lisa [00:28:25]:
We're a bunch of closet wordlers. And nobody says that they wordle until one other brave person steps up and says, hey, I'm wordling. This is all come out. Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp. Wordle. Wordle. Wordle. Wordle.

Samantha [00:28:38]:
I will say this for Ryan Seacrest, because I'm going back to Wheel of Fortune. It is up 52%.

Lisa [00:28:44]:
The watch, because it's new.

Samantha [00:28:46]:
It's increased 52% since Ryan joined.

Lisa [00:28:49]:
I'm sorry. Like, has the game changed the ability?

Samantha [00:28:52]:
No, I'm sorry. It's Ryan Seacrest. He brings people to the party.

Lisa [00:28:56]:
I'm not going to that party. It's wheel. Of fortune.

Samantha [00:29:01]:
I don't watch wheel. Of fortune, but I may watch it occasionally for Ryan Seacrest.

Lisa [00:29:05]:
You, because you're that girl. You are that demographic, right? I don't watch the show, but now that ry rides on it, I'm going to sign me up.

Samantha [00:29:12]:
I love Rye rye, but I also am challenged. But I'm also challenged by the puzzles. They don't freak me out. Like you.

Lisa [00:29:20]:
Yeah, but hi, go to, why don't you be a big girl and come play jeopardy. Right? Join the big girl league.

Samantha [00:29:27]:
I do play Jeopardy.

Lisa [00:29:28]:
But you're not good at it. That's the problem.

Samantha [00:29:30]:
Are you good at it?

Lisa [00:29:31]:
Of course. I, like, always know stuff. I know a little about a lot.

Samantha [00:29:35]:
Samantha, that's kind of like your husband, too, right?

Lisa [00:29:38]:
We're kind of. We're kind of, like, weird that way.

Samantha [00:29:41]:
Hey, why don't you try and get on jeopardy. And let's see how smart you are?

Lisa [00:29:48]:
Remember I started trying to do that one time? Remember? Because they sent out the things and I tried and I'm like, yeah, I'm not that. I'm not jeopardy. Smart.

Samantha [00:29:55]:
You're not jeopardy.

Lisa [00:29:56]:
Smart? I'm not jeopardy. Smart. I always thought if my mom had still been alive, I think my mom was Jeopardy. Smart.

Samantha [00:30:02]:
Oh, yeah, for sure.

Lisa [00:30:03]:
She was probably smart. Okay. Speaking of my mom and not really my mom, but my mom did this. Not too proud to say, let's go back, Samantha, to. To our gen x days. Let's go back to our eighties, early eighties, maybe late seventies, I don't know. Let's pretend it's Sunday. Let's have some supper, shall we? Can I tell you what we're serving? We're serving a ham, a big old ham with pineapples and maraschino cherries in the middle.

Samantha [00:30:28]:
God, right? That's so seventies.

Lisa [00:30:32]:
I saw a picture of that, and I think I blocked it out. I'm like, oh, my God, I forgot about that ham. And then usually there was a little clove in there somewhere. Hate that smell. To this day, the smell of us.

Samantha [00:30:46]:
I will say this. Never got served that in my family. Never once. We didn't. We have never cooked a ham like that.

Lisa [00:30:53]:
Your mom never, ever made that ham.

Samantha [00:30:55]:
No.

Lisa [00:30:56]:
The next days. No. Oh, we had that ham.

Samantha [00:30:59]:
No, I know.

Lisa [00:31:00]:
We had that ham. That ham.

Samantha [00:31:02]:
We did not. We were not that seventies family.

Lisa [00:31:05]:
Wow. Hey, friends of the podcast. You know what ham I'm talking about, right? You know, google it. Ham with pineapple, not pizza.

Samantha [00:31:12]:
I don't remember that kind of ham in my family. Thank God.

Lisa [00:31:15]:
And then the dessert was a pineapple upside down cake. It was all about pineapples.

Samantha [00:31:19]:
Yes. Because that. I remember pineapple probably went through a bit of a phase in the seventies.

Lisa [00:31:24]:
And it was like, the pineapple rings, right. Right out of the can. Right. Perfect little rings right out of the can.

Samantha [00:31:31]:
Everything was made from the can.

Lisa [00:31:33]:
Like, what did we do without Del Monte back in the day?

Samantha [00:31:36]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:31:37]:
We had no fruit to put in the. We had no. We had no canned fruit to put in the. In the jello.

Samantha [00:31:42]:
No.

Lisa [00:31:42]:
If there was no Del Monte.

Samantha [00:31:43]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:31:44]:
We would have been lost. Eh.

Samantha [00:31:46]:
No. Ugh.

Lisa [00:31:47]:
You're lucky you never had that ham.

Samantha [00:31:50]:
No. Cause that's just I've. Unless I've blocked it out.

Lisa [00:31:55]:
I thought I had. I thought I had blocked it out. I was really. I was like, kind of like, whoa, God. And then I was like, oh, yeah.

Samantha [00:32:03]:
Honestly, I don't even remember, like, a tuna fish casserole. Like, I don't remember either.

Lisa [00:32:09]:
I do. Totally, right? My mom would take our snack, our Sunday snacks, which were chips, and crumple them up and put them on supper. Why are our snacks on the supper? Right.

Samantha [00:32:19]:
I know. You know what? I just. I feel like I lived a different life when I lived out in BC. I just don't remember that.

Lisa [00:32:25]:
We were all about, like, the casserole.

Samantha [00:32:28]:
Like, the shepherd's pie, maybe. Shepherd's pie casserole. I don't remember.

Lisa [00:32:34]:
Chili. The weenie beanie.

Samantha [00:32:36]:
Well, the weenie beanie. Yes. I mean, everybody did that. We even probably ate spam at some point.

Lisa [00:32:41]:
I don't think we ever did spam. I don't think. But we did whatever comes with. I did whatever one comes with a key. Right. There was that one. It came with a key. Unlock the wonders of this canned meat.

Lisa [00:32:55]:
Right.

Samantha [00:32:55]:
Remember which one was that?

Lisa [00:32:57]:
Was it the corned beef? No.

Samantha [00:32:59]:
No, I've never had corned beef.

Lisa [00:33:01]:
Oh, no. Because that one just had a cow on it.

Samantha [00:33:03]:
Yeah. Yeah.

Lisa [00:33:04]:
I don't know. But they remember the one with the key.

Samantha [00:33:06]:
Yeah. You know, they convinced, I think they really did a great job in marketing in the seventies and the early eighties to convince people that canned food was the way to go.

Lisa [00:33:17]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:33:17]:
And like, those bad tv dinners they first started out with. Remember that?

Lisa [00:33:21]:
My favorites. Don't. Salisbury. Salisbury meal. I'll take a Salisbury meal. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Thank you.

Samantha [00:33:28]:
So bad. Right?

Lisa [00:33:30]:
Like, if somebody, like, if Mike ever said, hey, would you want. Do you want a tv dinner for supper? Oh, my God. Absolutely, I do. They're the best. And the originals, please, right?

Samantha [00:33:39]:
Yes. Only the originals.

Lisa [00:33:41]:
Only the originals, right. Yeah, it was so, but everything was but that pineapple. That's probably how the pizza got invented. That's probably invented. That's probably how people realize ham and pineapple are okay together. They're friends. We've been putting it together for years. For years.

Lisa [00:33:58]:
It's weird.

Samantha [00:33:59]:
Hey, okay, but you know what's really weird, and this hurts my, my old, sad little heart, is that Campbell soup is dropping the soup.

Lisa [00:34:10]:
Campbell's soup is dropping the soup for.

Samantha [00:34:13]:
The first time in 155 years because it wants to be recognized for their snacks. Please list off Campbell's snacks.

Lisa [00:34:20]:
Can somebody please tell me what snacks Campbell's has?

Samantha [00:34:23]:
What snacks?

Lisa [00:34:25]:
Let's figure this out. Because they're not Twinkie. No. They're not Bashawn cakes.

Samantha [00:34:31]:
That's hostess.

Lisa [00:34:33]:
They're not, um. They're not Oreo cookies.

Samantha [00:34:36]:
No.

Lisa [00:34:37]:
What snacks is a Campbell snack?

Samantha [00:34:39]:
Is it, like, a savory snack? Is it a sweet snack? Like, what is a Campbell snack? I need people to please give me a list of Campbell friends of the podcast, if, you know, we're talking about, what are Campbell.

Lisa [00:34:52]:
Campbell snacks.

Samantha [00:34:53]:
Snacks. What are Campbell snacks?

Lisa [00:34:55]:
What are Campbell snacks?

Samantha [00:34:56]:
I only know soup.

Lisa [00:34:58]:
I only know Campbell's with soup.

Samantha [00:35:00]:
So are they diversifying and we just haven't heard it yet?

Lisa [00:35:04]:
I don't know. Right, but here's the thing, dear. Campbell's, after 155 years, if I can say one piece of advice, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Samantha [00:35:13]:
Right?

Lisa [00:35:13]:
Right. It's Campbell's soup.

Samantha [00:35:15]:
Like, back off.

Lisa [00:35:17]:
Back off. You can't just like, oh, now we're just like. You're not your soup.

Samantha [00:35:23]:
Like, it just, you know what? It's. I think I'm just getting to the age of, why must we reinvent everything, right?

Lisa [00:35:30]:
Because we're becoming cranky old women.

Samantha [00:35:32]:
I think so.

Lisa [00:35:34]:
Well, because that's our, that's what happens in the menopause, right? When you're in the menopause, that's what you do. You just become cranky old women.

Samantha [00:35:41]:
Yes, this is true. And then we just, you know, tell everybody. Tell everyone to fuck off. So there you go.

Lisa [00:35:47]:
One of our, one of us is a little crankier than the other when it comes to things like that.

Samantha [00:35:52]:
And one of us is just slightly passive aggressive.

Lisa [00:35:56]:
Is that me?

Samantha [00:35:57]:
That's okay.

Lisa [00:35:58]:
Do I know what that means? No, that's the problem. Right?

Samantha [00:36:02]:
Cause you, then what really is happening is that you'll say something to me quietly, and you're gonna complain about it. And then you'll be like, oh, no, this is great. This is lovely. And then quietly, you'll be like, this fucking sucks. And I'll be like, can I just tell them that it sucks?

Lisa [00:36:19]:
Okay. Like, at the restaurant. Don't do that at the restaurant. Like, how's your meal? Wonderful, thanks.

Samantha [00:36:24]:
Oh, God, please.

Lisa [00:36:25]:
I'd rather eat vomit.

Samantha [00:36:26]:
I would rather like.

Lisa [00:36:28]:
Ugh. No, because I just pray that you would not rather, actually, when we're out, I just pray that you won't rather.

Samantha [00:36:35]:
Well, it didn't go well the last time, so.

Lisa [00:36:38]:
And you know what? And yet, I hope you learned a lesson.

Samantha [00:36:41]:
No, I didn't, actually.

Lisa [00:36:42]:
I know, right? I think.

Samantha [00:36:43]:
I don't care. I'm the customer, and you can just deal with me however you want to deal with me.

Lisa [00:36:47]:
60 year old Sam is going to be tough for Lisa.

Samantha [00:36:50]:
60 year old Sam is going to be awesome.

Lisa [00:36:54]:
I think that's going to be a tough, tough friendship to never.

Samantha [00:36:57]:
It's going to be odd. It's going to be awesome.

Lisa [00:36:59]:
Because if 60 year old Lisa isn't quite as outspoken as 60 year old Sam, 60 year old Lisa is going.

Samantha [00:37:05]:
To be, like, so annoying.

Lisa [00:37:09]:
No, but probably. Probably start preparing. They're getting used to it.

Samantha [00:37:14]:
Oh, my God. I've been preparing for, like, 20 plus years.

Lisa [00:37:17]:
I know, right? But if I'm not as. If I'm not as outspoken as 60 year old Sam means, 60 year old Lisa is like, wanting to die in a corner.

Samantha [00:37:27]:
I think I can be appropriate, and then I just get annoyed.

Lisa [00:37:30]:
I think you're appropriate in your fifties ish. I think as we edge on closer to 60.

Samantha [00:37:38]:
No, you.

Lisa [00:37:39]:
Aging comes with this crazy sense of entitlement, and I don't, I don't feel.

Samantha [00:37:43]:
I'm entitled to any. What I am entitled to is proper service and a good.

Lisa [00:37:49]:
That's what I'm talking about.

Samantha [00:37:50]:
Which is.

Lisa [00:37:52]:
Right. Right there. Yeah, yeah. Just saying. Just saying.

Samantha [00:37:58]:
Okay, well, just take it and then complain about it later. Meanwhile, I'm just complaining about it in the moment.

Lisa [00:38:03]:
Yeah, right. That's where we differ. I still come across manners, and you'll be the one that they're in the kitchen going, that's not the table.

Samantha [00:38:11]:
Not saying anything is not being. It's not. That's not having good manners.

Lisa [00:38:17]:
We're going to differ on this one, I feel. We are going to differ. Right. But I'm okay for me.

Samantha [00:38:24]:
Oh, we'll let Michelle do that for you.

Lisa [00:38:26]:
Right? Yeah. She's okay with that, too, right?

Samantha [00:38:29]:
Yes, she is.

Lisa [00:38:30]:
Okay. But listen, here's something exciting for all you chip lovers out there that want to be healthy.

Samantha [00:38:35]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:38:36]:
There's a new chip in town, and it's called eggcellent protein puffs.

Samantha [00:38:41]:
So it's not a chip.

Lisa [00:38:42]:
It's. They're marketing themselves as a chip. They look like a bag of chips. Small bag of chips. They're made with the egg whites.

Samantha [00:38:51]:
That why it seems every half.

Lisa [00:38:53]:
It's weird. But why does everything have to be healthy?

Samantha [00:38:57]:
We're obsessed with it.

Lisa [00:38:58]:
I'm not eating with that. With thought of healthiness in mind. I'm eating a chip because I think it's good. Because I want to eat a chip.

Samantha [00:39:06]:
It's because we made potato chips bad.

Lisa [00:39:09]:
Who. Who says we?

Samantha [00:39:11]:
We labeled them as horrible. So we automatically assume if we eat a potato chip, it's a bad thing.

Lisa [00:39:16]:
Right. So now we're gonna put an egg puff.

Samantha [00:39:18]:
It's a potato.

Lisa [00:39:19]:
Right. Now we're gonna eat an egg puff that's made. That's protein filled, that's made out of egg whites, which sounds like nasty meringue, which is the worst part of the pie. And now I'm gonna eat it out of a bag and call it a chip. I think not.

Samantha [00:39:32]:
And how many chemicals does it take to make that excellent protein puffin?

Lisa [00:39:36]:
Well, they say it's healthy for you, so there's got to be less than the then in the potato chip, right?

Samantha [00:39:43]:
I disagree.

Lisa [00:39:45]:
I just. But if you. But. Oh, but it's got the protein.

Samantha [00:39:49]:
That's how they get you every time.

Lisa [00:39:51]:
Right? Because people want the protein if it's.

Samantha [00:39:54]:
Got the protein, Lisa.

Lisa [00:39:55]:
Well, I feel like I'm walking proof of not needing the protein. And guess what? Guess what? You ready for this? I have not had a sprinkled donut in two weeks.

Samantha [00:40:04]:
How. Oh, that's why you're a little cranky.

Lisa [00:40:07]:
No, I'm not cranky. I'm adjusting to it.

Samantha [00:40:09]:
You're adjusting? What have you substituted for the sprinkle donut?

Lisa [00:40:19]:
Listen, girl still needs to fill her tummy, so now I have two coconut timbits. Just two. I ordered two.

Samantha [00:40:29]:
Just eat the goddamn sprinkled. Donut.

Lisa [00:40:31]:
No. No. Yes.

Samantha [00:40:34]:
How. How? Like, does it matter to little?

Lisa [00:40:38]:
Yes. Because it needs to go back to being a treat.

Samantha [00:40:42]:
Oh, okay.

Lisa [00:40:43]:
It has to go back to a treat. Not. Not a necessity. Can't you see the difference? Well, you haven't seen me in two weeks. Just you wait. Yes.

Samantha [00:40:51]:
I felt like you've lost part of your double.

Lisa [00:40:54]:
Right. It's dropped a little bit. Look at my cheekbones. Right?

Samantha [00:40:58]:
They're coming back. Yeah, they're back.

Lisa [00:41:00]:
They're back. Cheerful back. Look. What's back? They're back again. I'm just saying, right. I stepped on the scale that said, you are amazing, and the number had.

Samantha [00:41:12]:
Changed to a lower number. Uh huh. Oh.

Lisa [00:41:16]:
However, it's also first thing in the morning. I probably pooped and. And didn't have a whole lot in me. Right.

Samantha [00:41:28]:
You know, if you could just, you know, have a regular cycle of poop, you probably would lose your ten pounds.

Lisa [00:41:35]:
I guaranteed that and a breast reduction. I'd be like, God, remember when I passed it up? No, I'm good, thanks. It was the easiest way to lose. Probably 30 pounds.

Samantha [00:41:44]:
Probably.

Lisa [00:41:45]:
Take them. Yeah. Right?

Samantha [00:41:47]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:41:48]:
I missed the boat on that. I don't want another surgery. Oh, well.

Samantha [00:41:54]:
Oh, okay. But speaking of body parts, do you ever wonder why our elbows get dry?

Lisa [00:42:02]:
I never. I never really wondered about it till now.

Samantha [00:42:04]:
They don't know. Like, they don't do anything. They're just kind of hanging out. Right? Like, they're just flexing.

Lisa [00:42:09]:
They're kind of ugly.

Samantha [00:42:10]:
Well, and then they get all bumpy and stuff.

Lisa [00:42:13]:
And they get wrinkly. Right.

Samantha [00:42:14]:
Yeah. So.

Lisa [00:42:15]:
And why. Why can you pinch your elbow and not feel it?

Samantha [00:42:19]:
Oh, because there's no nerve endings there in your elbow.

Lisa [00:42:24]:
I don't know. What? What? Why don't they get dry? Everything else gets dry.

Samantha [00:42:28]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:42:29]:
It seems. I shake my head at the fact that they don't get dry.

Samantha [00:42:32]:
No, they do get dry.

Lisa [00:42:33]:
I shake my head at the fact that they get dry. That's a menopausal moment. It's because I didn't do wordle. My mind is foggy.

Samantha [00:42:45]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:42:46]:
Yeah, they get dry and they get kind of scaly.

Samantha [00:42:49]:
They get dry. They get scaly. And then occasionally, if you remember to put lotion on them, you know?

Lisa [00:42:54]:
Do you lotion your elbows in the morning? Yeah, I bet you. I don't ever lotion my elbows on purpose.

Samantha [00:43:00]:
Okay. You use jergens on your face, so. I do, yeah.

Lisa [00:43:03]:
Apparently it's good for firm skin. It's called firming skin for firmer skin.

Samantha [00:43:10]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:43:11]:
It seems firmer.

Samantha [00:43:12]:
Well, you do look like you've had.

Lisa [00:43:14]:
Botox and I have not. Right? I would share that with you.

Samantha [00:43:19]:
If only it bangs.

Lisa [00:43:20]:
Why? Why hide that? Why hide that? Real estate right there. It's walking through.

Samantha [00:43:26]:
This is true.

Lisa [00:43:27]:
Dear doctors, listening to the podcast that do Botox, perhaps I could be proof. Maybe you want to sponsor the podcast. Look at this. Right?

Samantha [00:43:37]:
Maybe somebody would like to sponsor me and help me.

Lisa [00:43:40]:
Then you could do a before and after on me and. Yeah, like, look at 55.

Samantha [00:43:45]:
I'm 45.

Lisa [00:43:48]:
25.

Samantha [00:43:50]:
Well, let's not get crazy.

Lisa [00:43:51]:
That's not, I think 35, maybe.

Samantha [00:43:53]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:43:54]:
You 45? 50. Okay. I gotta. I'm shaking my head at something again. It's, um. It's kind of grocery store related. I feel like I'm spending lots of time in the grocery store, so that's where. That's where my experiences are coming.

Samantha [00:44:08]:
I feel like you're food obsessed because we're changing, like, seasons, everything.

Lisa [00:44:12]:
We're changing all the foods, right? We're bringing some back and taking some away, right? Like, bye bye, potato salad and macaroni salad. See you again in May.

Samantha [00:44:22]:
We love you.

Lisa [00:44:23]:
We love you. But it's time. We must part ways now. Right? Okay, but this is what I'm shaking my head. I'm shaking my head at the green pepper.

Samantha [00:44:32]:
Why?

Lisa [00:44:33]:
Because the red pepper, the yellow pepper, and the orange pepper, samantha, they are so delicious. And it's kind of sweet and just yummy. Put them on a platter, dip them up. Yum. Green pepper. One of the siblings and tastes nothing like its three counterparts.

Samantha [00:44:56]:
Tastes like dirt.

Lisa [00:44:57]:
Why can it not taste good? Why can it not taste like the other three?

Samantha [00:45:01]:
Because it's a leafy green vegetable. I don't know. It's not leafy. I don't know.

Lisa [00:45:05]:
Okay, so then. So then, okay, so then this is what I picture with these guys, okay, you know that Saturday night skit, the Saturday Night Live skit, you got, like, the three first peppers that are like, I'm Polly, and it's pretty girl. I'm Holly, and it's a pretty girl. Remember that? You remember that skit?

Samantha [00:45:22]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:45:23]:
And. And the green pepper becomes. And I'm Eunice, and she's like, ugly as hell. That's the green pepper. Is Eunice ugly as hell? Right. I'm Polly, I'm yummy, I'm sweet, I'm delicious, and I'm Eunice, and it's the green pepper, and it's disgusting. That's the unique okay.

Samantha [00:45:46]:
The green pepper is eunice.

Lisa [00:45:48]:
There's a unique in everything, every situation. There's a unique. There's a unique at the party.

Samantha [00:45:54]:
There's a unis in food.

Lisa [00:45:56]:
There's a unis in food for sure. Right.

Samantha [00:46:00]:
You have the most bizarre way of explaining a vegetable.

Lisa [00:46:06]:
Why it's a messed up vegetable. What do we need it for?

Samantha [00:46:10]:
Nobody even likes it, obviously. We started out with a green pepper to get to an orange, a yellow and a red.

Lisa [00:46:15]:
Do we know? Is the green pepper the original?

Samantha [00:46:18]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:19]:
You know that for sure? Did you fact check?

Samantha [00:46:21]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:22]:
You just know. You come with that knowledge.

Samantha [00:46:24]:
Sure, sure.

Lisa [00:46:25]:
Just there. You just have it. God forbid it might not have been the red pepper. Maybe they made three good ones and then shit out a bad one at the end.

Samantha [00:46:35]:
They could have. I don't know. Who knows?

Lisa [00:46:36]:
I don't know. I don't know. Friends of the podcast. Who knows, right? You know, we don't fact check. I think Samantha could be right on this one, though. If we were doing a debate right now, I'd be like, there isn't a sufficient evidence to say she's accurate, but there isn't sufficient accurate to say that she is not.

Samantha [00:46:54]:
Whatever.

Lisa [00:46:56]:
Right? I'm just saying. I'm shaking my head at the peppers.

Samantha [00:46:59]:
Okay, let's shake our head at that.

Lisa [00:47:02]:
It's like when you look at, like, a family of people and you got, like, good looking, good looking. Go, what happened there?

Samantha [00:47:08]:
That's rude.

Lisa [00:47:10]:
But it's true. It happens. It happens. I'm being empathetic.

Samantha [00:47:16]:
I'll have you know that the spurling children are delightfully looking. We look lovely.

Lisa [00:47:21]:
You're all just wonderful.

Samantha [00:47:23]:
We are lovely looking people.

Lisa [00:47:24]:
I did. I. Why are you insecure? I didn't say you. I said in families.

Samantha [00:47:28]:
I'm. I'm just.

Lisa [00:47:29]:
I'm not saying. I'm not saying your family. I'm not trashing your family. Right. Just saying. Oh, okay.

Samantha [00:47:36]:
I maybe just wanted a compliment, Lisa.

Lisa [00:47:39]:
Okay. Yeah. Oh, you guys are so pretty good looking. All that in a bag of chips.

Samantha [00:47:44]:
Okay, whatever. All right. I got to talk about vapo stick.

Lisa [00:47:48]:
Vapo stick? Yeah.

Samantha [00:47:50]:
You know how you. Everyone loves vaporub and it comes in like a little container and you, that shit, like when we were young, that's what you got slathered in. If you had a cold, you could anything. It went under your nose and went on your chest. I think it's dunk.

Lisa [00:48:06]:
But it smells good, though. Smells like nanas.

Samantha [00:48:09]:
It smells like nanas.

Lisa [00:48:10]:
Smells like nana.

Samantha [00:48:11]:
So now they've made it compact and easy to use. And I'm like, that defeats the purpose of vaporub. It's now supposed to be. It's in a stick form. It's in a stick form. Now, Lisa, where kids just, you just roll it on yourself. And I'm like, no, no, no. You need to get the bottle, you need to unscrew the cap, you need to dig your finger in, you need to slather it on, you need to get it all over your hands and have to watch yourself five times, because.

Lisa [00:48:36]:
Your hands need to burn, too. Yes. Need to feel the burn.

Samantha [00:48:40]:
I need everyone to experience the 1970s.

Lisa [00:48:44]:
Totally, right? And it went on everything. Sore feet, bottom of your feet, it went, right. Sore hands on wrists, it didn't matter. It just went everywhere.

Samantha [00:48:51]:
It just went everywhere. Vapo rub is now a vapo stick and I am rebelling against it.

Lisa [00:48:58]:
Yeah. I say no to the stick. Come on. Not everything has to be made so easy for people.

Samantha [00:49:02]:
Hi. Do you have to make it easier? It was perfectly fine in a little container.

Lisa [00:49:05]:
It's like a roll on the. Yeah, it's like a little gross and slimy.

Samantha [00:49:09]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:49:10]:
No, right. I disagree.

Samantha [00:49:13]:
Why do we got to make things easy for people?

Lisa [00:49:15]:
Right? Why can't we just, again, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Samantha [00:49:18]:
This is the problem with the world. We make things too easy for people.

Lisa [00:49:21]:
You know, we take away things that never needed to leave. Right? And by that, I'm talking about ponds cold cream or noxedema. We take away the good stuff. Noxzema still exists, okay, but it's not used like it used to be.

Samantha [00:49:34]:
No.

Lisa [00:49:34]:
Right. It sits on the shelf.

Samantha [00:49:36]:
Pond's cold cream is done.

Lisa [00:49:38]:
Done. Right. I want, you know what? I want the world to bring back all things that smell like your grandma. Right? That's what I want. I want that little bit of mothball smell, right? Because grandma's always had that. Because their sweaters were in the cupboard.

Samantha [00:49:53]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:49:53]:
Right? I want that little bit of grandma. I need that in my life.

Samantha [00:49:58]:
Right? Right.

Lisa [00:49:59]:
I want the candle. I don't want Gwydda Paltrow to make a candle that smells like her vagina. I want her to make a candle that smells like my nana. Right? Smells like noxzema slash vicks vaporub and.

Samantha [00:50:13]:
Pons cold cream, right? Yes.

Lisa [00:50:15]:
And a neigh, neigh, and a neigh, neigh, right? For special occasions. Because you tell ya, you can be anywhere in the world, and you inhale in Ana and you stop cold in your tracks because you think Nana has come to visit somehow.

Samantha [00:50:32]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:50:33]:
Nobody's wearing that shit today. No.

Samantha [00:50:35]:
Ponds cold cream. My, my, uh, my dad's mom used to use that.

Lisa [00:50:40]:
Yeah. And just lather it up.

Samantha [00:50:41]:
Yeah, yeah.

Lisa [00:50:42]:
I don't. I don't know if it worked, but.

Samantha [00:50:44]:
Yeah, they used it, though. That's what they knew.

Lisa [00:50:46]:
That's what they did.

Samantha [00:50:48]:
That's what they knew.

Lisa [00:50:49]:
Interesting. Okay.

Samantha [00:50:50]:
But I learned something new.

Lisa [00:50:51]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:50:52]:
You may want it. You may want to be a collector. I don't know if you're a collector kind of type gal, but, yeah, like.

Lisa [00:50:56]:
Of some things, but not.

Samantha [00:50:58]:
Okay. So apparently, all over the place, McDonald's new happy meal toy is a croc.

Lisa [00:51:06]:
I don't need a croc.

Samantha [00:51:08]:
Is a wee plastic croc.

Lisa [00:51:11]:
What kid is happy to get that?

Samantha [00:51:13]:
And apparently comes with stickers for your crochet.

Lisa [00:51:17]:
So you can be jewels. Them.

Samantha [00:51:18]:
Yeah. And then you can hang it. It's got little clips. You can hang it off your backpack. Wow. People are collecting them. Yeah.

Lisa [00:51:25]:
The crocs.

Samantha [00:51:26]:
The croc. And I'm like, of course, of course. It made its way to McDonald's.

Lisa [00:51:30]:
The plastic shoe that will never go away.

Samantha [00:51:32]:
It's never gonna die.

Lisa [00:51:34]:
It's never gonna die. And I tried so hard this summer to make it die. Right when I tried them and gave them a bad review.

Samantha [00:51:40]:
No.

Lisa [00:51:41]:
What's McDonald's do? They took my review totally wrong and made it a collector's item. Way to go, McDonald's. Way to go. Right?

Samantha [00:51:49]:
Oh, yeah. And they're red, white and yellow.

Lisa [00:51:53]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:51:54]:
Like their colors. And I'm like, really?

Lisa [00:51:58]:
Okay, that's too much. I don't want that as a toy. As a collector's item. I'm going to take a hard pass on that.

Samantha [00:52:05]:
Can anyone just order a happy meal?

Lisa [00:52:07]:
Yeah. Because you could have a kid at home.

Samantha [00:52:09]:
Oh, yeah. So they can't deny you that.

Lisa [00:52:11]:
Why are you wanting the crock?

Samantha [00:52:13]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:52:14]:
Right. You want to see the croc?

Samantha [00:52:16]:
No, not really.

Lisa [00:52:17]:
If I get the kids happy meal, you get only the four nuggets, which is perfect for me. Right, right.

Samantha [00:52:22]:
This is all you need.

Lisa [00:52:23]:
Can I just get four? Six is getting a little. Little much.

Samantha [00:52:27]:
We need to go to McDonald's and get the happy meal and see if we like it. Does it make us happy? I don't know.

Lisa [00:52:31]:
Does it make us happy?

Samantha [00:52:32]:
Let's weigh in.

Lisa [00:52:33]:
The cheeseburger, the baby fries, the fruitopia. Actually, probably. It probably would make us happy.

Samantha [00:52:39]:
It probably would.

Lisa [00:52:41]:
It wouldn't make us full, but it might make us happy.

Samantha [00:52:43]:
Like, why did they call it the happy meal?

Lisa [00:52:45]:
Because it makes people happy.

Samantha [00:52:47]:
No, because that's. It's for kids.

Lisa [00:52:49]:
It makes cute. Makes your kid happy. Because it comes with a toy.

Samantha [00:52:52]:
Because it comes with a toy.

Lisa [00:52:53]:
That's why. Right? So you know what? So stop your crying. Shut the fuck up. Here's your toy. And be happy.

Samantha [00:53:00]:
Oh, shut the fuck up.

Lisa [00:53:02]:
Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Here's your toy. Play with your shoe. One.

Samantha [00:53:06]:
What?

Lisa [00:53:07]:
Play with your one crock.

Samantha [00:53:08]:
Yeah. I mean, well, if you're gonna do it, you might as well get two, right?

Lisa [00:53:12]:
You might as well get two, right. You know what I was wondering the other day? Cause you know how much I love bread. Like, totally. I'm food obsessed. Eh.

Samantha [00:53:18]:
You are squeezing it everywhere you go.

Lisa [00:53:22]:
I wanna make it. Why did the. Why did the bread baker resurgence disappear? Remember when it was Covid? That was, like, the most popular appliance, right? Bread, bread, bread. And we never jumped on that bandwagon.

Samantha [00:53:34]:
I don't bake.

Lisa [00:53:36]:
Well, I could bake. Why wouldn't I just bake bread?

Samantha [00:53:42]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:53:43]:
Like, everyone.

Samantha [00:53:45]:
Well, everyone was starting bread baker. Maybe everyone was starting the sourdough stuff, right?

Lisa [00:53:50]:
Can I make sourdough?

Samantha [00:53:53]:
You'd have to have a starter first, and then it takes patience, which you don't really have.

Lisa [00:53:57]:
Like what? Like, don't you stir it together, put it in the baker? Is it like a crock pot type of thing? No.

Samantha [00:54:06]:
I feel like you are not made to make bread.

Lisa [00:54:09]:
I'm not like, the.

Samantha [00:54:11]:
The best thing that. That ever came into your existence was Duncan Hines. Banana bread mixes.

Lisa [00:54:16]:
Banana bread mix, right?

Samantha [00:54:18]:
Cookie mixes and muffin mixes. Like, it's the mixes for you. It's like, oh, it just needs water. Perfect. Oh, it just needs an egg and water. Perfect. Oh, it just needs egg, water and oil. Perfect.

Lisa [00:54:28]:
I could do that.

Samantha [00:54:29]:
Anything more than that? Yeah. You don't have the patience for that.

Lisa [00:54:33]:
Probably not. Hey. Yeah. Okay. No, I was just curious about it. Samantha, thanks for squashing my dream.

Samantha [00:54:38]:
You know what? I'm here to squash all your dreams around the fact that you think you're a baker, because you are not. If you had even decided to be a baker, you would have done it during COVID.

Lisa [00:54:51]:
I didn't. I was lazy during COVID Yes, you were.

Samantha [00:54:54]:
We all got a little bit lazy, a little bit fatter, a little bit this, a little bit that.

Lisa [00:54:58]:
And we still. And we're still to this day trying to just get those Covid 15 off right?

Samantha [00:55:06]:
Oh, God, yes. Isn't that the truth.

Lisa [00:55:09]:
Not that cool. Not that cool.

Samantha [00:55:11]:
You know what? I'm going to shake my head, though, at streaming services now. I use them, and I'm happy to use them because, you know, they've. That's where all the good shows are. I need to shake my head at them because your gatekeeping. The next episode of a good series, and I don't like that.

Lisa [00:55:30]:
Oh, that's the only thing I like about those series.

Samantha [00:55:32]:
When you don't launch the entire series, all tv.

Lisa [00:55:37]:
It's called tv.

Samantha [00:55:38]:
That's irritating.

Lisa [00:55:40]:
No, because you're spoiled.

Samantha [00:55:42]:
Because honest. Streaming service. No, on a streaming service, I want it all in one lump sum. No, I'm not paying you to decide when I should be watching your show. Most human beings, I shake my head at that. Don't tell me. Don't you dare tell me how to consume that show. How dare you?

Lisa [00:56:04]:
But no, but they're telling you because they're saying, dear humans, get the hint. You don't need to binge all this show at once. Please get off your ass and do something productive.

Samantha [00:56:14]:
None your business.

Lisa [00:56:15]:
No, none your business. If it wasn't their business, they'd be giving you the whole show dead. They're saying, uh uh, you can't do it, Netflix. You don't have the willpower. Like last night, I watched one episode. You don't have the willpower. You would have watched all seven of them.

Samantha [00:56:31]:
I did. I watched Emily in Paris, the part two, basically. In one day.

Lisa [00:56:36]:
Yeah, right. Most like. That's not normal behavior, Samantha, because I.

Samantha [00:56:40]:
Wanted to know what happened at the end of the episode.

Lisa [00:56:43]:
But we've always wanted to know where the show is going. I do that with General Hospital. I want to know what the next episode's going to show, but I don't need to watch it all.

Samantha [00:56:52]:
The only show that I actually would only watch one a day was Frankie, Grace and Frankie. Frankie and Grace, I think. I can't remember. Lily Tomlin and.

Lisa [00:57:04]:
Yeah. Frankie and Grace.

Samantha [00:57:05]:
Frankie and Grace.

Lisa [00:57:06]:
It made you happy.

Samantha [00:57:07]:
Yeah. And Jane Fonda. Oh, my God, they were hilarious. And so I had to slow it down because I knew that the season was ending, so I needed to slow my progression down so that I could enjoy it. No, I don't give a shit.

Lisa [00:57:20]:
I don't mind one episode at a time because I still like cable. It doesn't offend me. Right.

Samantha [00:57:27]:
I'm shaking my head. That's. I'm doing it. I'm shaking my head.

Lisa [00:57:30]:
Shaking my head at you.

Samantha [00:57:32]:
Yeah. Oh, and I just, I have to quickly mention, too, and I know that everyone's over it, but I just feel like I need to quickly mention that Ben and Jen again have been in these and they have been seen together holding hands, apparently, and kissing. Who knows? I didn't actually see that. Uh, it's on again, off again, off again, on again. Who knows? Are we in for a penny, in for a pound? Are we going to pay attention or do we really care?

Lisa [00:57:54]:
Divorce.

Samantha [00:57:54]:
Don't divorce.

Lisa [00:57:55]:
Already bought in.

Samantha [00:57:56]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:57:57]:
You've already bought in.

Samantha [00:57:58]:
No, because now I kind of don't care what they're.

Lisa [00:58:01]:
But I feel that weird people are doing.

Samantha [00:58:03]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:58:05]:
I don't care about them.

Samantha [00:58:07]:
Like you. That's my news I needed to tell people about.

Lisa [00:58:10]:
That was your breaking news.

Samantha [00:58:12]:
That was my breaking news. And I'm like, oh, they're at it again.

Lisa [00:58:15]:
Good going. Good going right. Good going well. Okay, so we had Sunday. Sunday came with yet another installment of Sunday spotlight. And for people just listening to the podcast, every Sunday we post a picture that gives you an enticing, thought provoking question.

Samantha [00:58:32]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:58:33]:
It's so thought proverb that we ask you to answer and. And some answers will make, will make the podcast. Let me go through. What was the question?

Samantha [00:58:45]:
What one thing, the one food that you would want to eat for the rest of your life.

Lisa [00:58:50]:
Right. Was the one food that you would want to eat for the rest of your life. Okay, so here we go. We got John saying pizza. Jay says pizza or casserole because he wants the selections.

Samantha [00:59:00]:
He wants a selection.

Lisa [00:59:01]:
Vanda? Pasta. Gracie? Sushi. You imagine eating sushi every day?

Samantha [00:59:05]:
No.

Lisa [00:59:05]:
For the rest of your life?

Samantha [00:59:07]:
No.

Lisa [00:59:07]:
Gracie. I'm shaking my head at that. I think.

Samantha [00:59:09]:
Yeah, a little bit.

Lisa [00:59:10]:
Linda? Pasta. Jessica? Mexican. Mexican and pasta. That's a little too vague. Hey, she probably chimed in and said, narrow it down. Are you thinking like the carbonara or the lasagna? Right. Jessica, you think of the taco or the burrito, right?

Samantha [00:59:25]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:59:26]:
Krista? Chocolate. She's not giving chocolate up.

Samantha [00:59:29]:
No.

Lisa [00:59:30]:
Aaron? Potato chips. Cindy, this is interesting. Peanut butter and jam. And then she thought she was overthinking it, so she chose cheesecake.

Samantha [00:59:39]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:59:40]:
Seems weird.

Samantha [00:59:43]:
She went on a bit of a ramble and I'm like, okay. And then she's like, I'm overthinking it. Cheesecake. Okay.

Lisa [00:59:49]:
All right. Cheesecake. Okay. Stephanie. She did it, right? Fettuccine Alfredo.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
Very specific.

Lisa [00:59:54]:
Haley, I think, picked something you would love, right? Chicken and vegetable rolls with peanut butter sauce.

Samantha [01:00:00]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:00:00]:
I don't understand. Peanut butter sauce. Cindy, harder. Oh, sorry. Not supposed to say her name. We worked with her. Sorry. She said pork.

Samantha [01:00:08]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:00:08]:
Nancy. Cabbage rolls and kimchi. That was a good one.

Samantha [01:00:12]:
Yeah, that thought. That was good.

Lisa [01:00:13]:
Karen, toast, because she can do lots with it.

Samantha [01:00:15]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:00:16]:
Paula, homemade Mac and cheese. And Carol wants some vegetables. All right, honorable mention, though, about something totally different than this, as the world knows. And if you don't know, I am the number one. Can't just say I, me and my kid sister are the number one fans of elf.

Samantha [01:00:34]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:00:35]:
Al f. Right. The character from tv. We love elf. We know all the trivia. We love him. Gordon Shumway, the whole bit. Carrie, friend of the podcast, she was in a Walmart and kind of poking a little bit of fun at us because the week before, we had talked about how I had gone on and on about how it's impossible to get out of a Walmart once you're in it.

Lisa [01:00:55]:
She sent me a message saying, set a picture. And she said, first off, I've been in a Walmart. I could find my way out, no problem. She didn't have to google it like I did. And then she found an elf. I'm like, how cool is that? I want to go find an elf at the Walmart. Right? Because that became the big joke about, the big joke about who's been eating the pets. And then there was a meme and alf's like, first he steals my hair, and then he steals my favorite food.

Lisa [01:01:24]:
Yeah, pretty much, because elf loved that. So that was fun. So, so, so play along, people.

Samantha [01:01:29]:
Yes, play along. It's fun.

Lisa [01:01:31]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:01:31]:
Anytime that you pluck something out of our episodes and you want to post.

Lisa [01:01:36]:
About it, go ahead, let us know.

Samantha [01:01:38]:
Yeah, we love, and we love the fact that Carrie listened to the episode and thought it would be good to poke fun at Lisa.

Lisa [01:01:45]:
Right, exactly. Because, and Carrie, I think it was on TikTok, too. She had said to you, sam, she said that you were, you were all over me last episode. Right. And she was laughing hysterically at that. And I'm like, that's what she do. That's what she do.

Samantha [01:02:02]:
Ah, yes. I was a bit on my game that day.

Lisa [01:02:05]:
Yeah, totally. Hey, totally.

Samantha [01:02:08]:
Okay, so we also do Facebook Tuesday and just some honorable mentions of what one had to go. And it was combinations of things. So apparently PB and J is not a combination that anyone wanted to keep. Saddens my six year old heart. And spaghetti meatballs was also up there. Bagels of cream cheese and I'm like, okay, but fries and gravy, that hit my heart. It hit me good. Hit my whole 55 year old heart.

Samantha [01:02:36]:
And I was like, I don't understand that. And then Sandra went as far as saying, I don't like gravy. Sandra, how dare you?

Lisa [01:02:41]:
How dare you think not like gravy.

Samantha [01:02:44]:
How do you not like gravy?

Lisa [01:02:46]:
I think Janice also didn't like gravy, too. There's two. Not like gravy.

Samantha [01:02:49]:
Janice, too. And then Tanya, bless her heart, didn't want to give up anything. And I'm like, then don't. Don't.

Lisa [01:02:55]:
Then don't. Every now and then, we let you bend the rules. And sometimes we're like, okay, no, you don't. You don't. You don't have to give anything up. You don't have to give us anything. No. But this is the fun we have on our.

Lisa [01:03:07]:
On our Facebook group friends, the podcast. So if you are a listener, you need to go and check us out on Facebook, because we're playing shit all the time.

Samantha [01:03:15]:
And for Sunday spotlight to get yourself mentioned, I want to up the ante. I want people to give us the best hilarious answer they can possibly culminate.

Lisa [01:03:25]:
Into one sentence, into what it is that they're answering.

Samantha [01:03:29]:
Yes. The funnier, the better, and that's what's going to get mentioned.

Lisa [01:03:33]:
Nice. How fun.

Samantha [01:03:35]:
And then one more thing. Just one more thing, Lisa, and this. I pity you a little bit. I'm shaking my head at our lotto Max here in Canada. We apparently are following suit with the United States, and instead of capping our lotto max that say 70 million.

Lisa [01:03:54]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:03:55]:
We have decided to roll that puppy every week, and we are now.

Lisa [01:04:00]:
I don't think it will go any higher than 80 million. They'll just keep adding Max millions.

Samantha [01:04:03]:
No, they said they're gonna keep. It's gonna roll.

Lisa [01:04:07]:
Oh, yeah.

Samantha [01:04:08]:
It's gonna get big. So right now, we're with lottery.

Lisa [01:04:11]:
I deal with lottery machines, and I'm telling you, it's. It's. It's hard right now. It's hard.

Samantha [01:04:16]:
I'm just shaking my head. I'm like, why we gotta be like the states? Because now I feel. I feel so bad for the people who have to do lotto.

Lisa [01:04:24]:
Right? It is. It is the craziest thing to watch happen.

Samantha [01:04:29]:
70 million. That's a lot of money. 80 million. That is so much money. 85 is now 85.

Lisa [01:04:36]:
Yeah. It's so crazy.

Samantha [01:04:38]:
So crazy.

Lisa [01:04:39]:
So crazy.

Samantha [01:04:40]:
There's no gap anymore. I don't know.

Lisa [01:04:43]:
I'll take the $10 classic pack. I'll take $24 pack. I'll take the $11. Hang on. All my whole group of friends, we all pulled our money together. Here's like $400 in like loonies, toonies and quarters. Okay.

Samantha [01:04:58]:
Oh, my God. This is the good, the bad and the ugly of lotto.

Lisa [01:05:01]:
And let me guess, you want the winning ticket, right? Haven't heard that yet. Today, can I get the winner? Sure you can. Just for you today you can.

Samantha [01:05:10]:
Oh, this is going to be a nightmare across Canada. It's a nightmare for all lotto people.

Lisa [01:05:15]:
And it's funny, hey, because even though we buy our tickets and we want to win, I just pray that somebody wins. Just let it end. Just let it end. Somebody win, right? I sent, when it didn't go on Saturday or on Friday, I sent a picture to my boss and I, and it showed what the new jackpot was. And I sent a picture to my boss. I'm like, when you wake up Saturday morning already dreading Monday Tuesday, I know what that means.

Samantha [01:05:43]:
That's true.

Lisa [01:05:44]:
Oh, so funny.

Samantha [01:05:45]:
Oh, I feel sorry for you, Lisa. But I shake my head at that. I shake my head at our lotto system for doing something a little bit, maybe too crazy.

Lisa [01:05:53]:
A little bit too crazy, right? Yeah.

Samantha [01:05:55]:
Have you seen the stuff that happens in the United States? It gets to like a billion dollars.

Lisa [01:06:00]:
We don't need that. We don't need that in our lives.

Samantha [01:06:01]:
It gets so. Or no. Maybe that's a little excessive. It's definitely like hundreds.

Lisa [01:06:06]:
Yeah, for sure.

Samantha [01:06:08]:
Like, it's just crazy.

Lisa [01:06:10]:
It's crazy.

Samantha [01:06:11]:
Just nasty.

Lisa [01:06:13]:
But here's hoping it's us.

Samantha [01:06:15]:
I did buy tickets.

Lisa [01:06:17]:
As did I.

Samantha [01:06:21]:
All right, guys, so you can connect with us on our many social platforms, just like we talked about. Check out our website, which is ww dot ishakemyheadpod.com. and sign up for newsletters. Check out our blog, leave us a message or voicemail instead of listen to any of our episodes. If you want to catch our videos, check out our YouTube page and subscribe to get notified of a new episode. And we're at 107 subscribers.

Lisa [01:06:47]:
Look at us.

Samantha [01:06:48]:
We get to 110. I got a new goal.

Lisa [01:06:52]:
Totally, right? Yeah. We got four new people this week.

Samantha [01:06:56]:
Woohoo.

Lisa [01:06:56]:
And we got new. And we got new people on our Facebook group. Yay.

Samantha [01:07:00]:
Oh, that's right.

Lisa [01:07:01]:
And to the person that purchased something from teepublic a while back, can you, can you send us a message? Let us know if you got the items. Did you like the items do you hate the items? Oh, yeah. Let us know. We're just trying to follow up because we haven't heard anything from t public yet.

Samantha [01:07:17]:
No. So hopefully, hopefully you like what you got.

Lisa [01:07:20]:
I hope you got it.

Samantha [01:07:21]:
Yeah. Oh, yeah, that too. We do have Patreon, which is patreon.com. ishake my head. For as little as $2 a month, you get the episode early and an extra episode every month. If you do need some new. I shake my head. Swag.

Samantha [01:07:32]:
Check out t public, which is www.teepublic.com. and we just want to thank John Djamingo for editing our podcast every week. He does a great job.

Lisa [01:07:42]:
Thank you, John.

Samantha [01:07:43]:
Thank you, John.

Lisa [01:07:44]:
Samantha, another week in the bag.

Samantha [01:07:46]:
Another week, Lisa.

Lisa [01:07:47]:
Another week. You know what? I don't really have much more to say.

Samantha [01:07:50]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [01:07:51]:
Well, I could, but I've always been told to wrap it up.

Samantha [01:07:55]:
Wrap it up.

Lisa [01:07:56]:
And the Jays are playing.

Samantha [01:07:58]:
Oh, you gotta go. They're gonna lose. You gotta go.

Lisa [01:08:01]:
There's only two weeks left in the season.

Samantha [01:08:02]:
Oh, and they're done.

Lisa [01:08:03]:
Right. So they're not going to the playoffs this year. No. Right. So I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit sad, a little bit anxious. The whole bit. Right. Then I gotta pick my playoff team.

Samantha [01:08:14]:
Oh, okay.

Lisa [01:08:15]:
Okay. So stay tuned for of the podcast.

Samantha [01:08:18]:
Alrighty.

Lisa [01:08:19]:
Alright. Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:08:21]:
Yeah, it should be.

Lisa [01:08:34]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.