Croc Confessions, Thong Sightings and The Time Out Mom

Samantha [00:00:03]:
Are you ready for an hour of relatable topics, laughter, and buckets of sarcasm? Yes. You are. Put on your judgment pants and weigh in on gypsy Rose, crying in public, and the new demure TikTok trend.

Lisa [00:00:17]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:00:20]:
Hey, everybody.

Lisa [00:00:21]:
Samantha.

Samantha [00:00:23]:
Lisa.

Lisa [00:00:24]:
Oh, why? It already like like, we're 30 seconds in. It already seems the new theme to our friendship is trying. Right?

Samantha [00:00:34]:
That's the back half of the year.

Lisa [00:00:37]:
Right? That seems to be the back half of 2024.

Samantha [00:00:40]:
Trying. Yep. Pretty much, Alicia.

Lisa [00:00:43]:
Just trying to muddle through with you. That's what it seems like life is about to become.

Samantha [00:00:49]:
Yeah. I you know, right back at you.

Lisa [00:00:53]:
Which is so weird, right? Because it blows my mind that you think that I would be trying.

Samantha [00:00:56]:
But I can't. Oh, yes. It would. Because you just don't ever think of yourself as someone who tries one's patience.

Lisa [00:01:05]:
I don't. Right? Because the funny thing is is that I know me. I know me really well.

Samantha [00:01:10]:
No. You don't. Yes. I do. You don't. Yes.

Lisa [00:01:13]:
I do. And sometimes

Samantha [00:01:16]:
I think people just

Lisa [00:01:17]:
try and mess with me.

Samantha [00:01:18]:
No. You don't. You really don't know yourself.

Lisa [00:01:22]:
Make me out to be somebody I don't even recognize. Right? Just in case you didn't know this. Right? I live with me. I know me.

Samantha [00:01:31]:
Yes. Yes. You're just

Lisa [00:01:34]:
It's up to the rest of the world to kinda jump on the Lisa train.

Samantha [00:01:37]:
Mhmm. Yes. You're so evolved, Lisa. I forgot that about you.

Lisa [00:01:40]:
Right? So I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

Samantha [00:01:43]:
Yeah. I'll remember that for next time you're, you know, you're so mindful and evolves.

Lisa [00:01:50]:
Thank you. It's about time. It's about time.

Samantha [00:01:53]:
Okay. So I think so. We both have a bone to pick with you, though.

Lisa [00:01:57]:
Do you think so?

Samantha [00:01:58]:
Oh my god. You posted that picture, and I'm like, what?

Samantha [00:02:26]:
Nobody did. Everyone was like, you're wearing Crocs.

Lisa [00:02:29]:
I was wearing Crocs. Right?

Samantha [00:02:31]:
For those friends of the podcast that are not on our Facebook social, you should be because that's where Lisa posted her lanky legs. And I believe it was a purple Croc?

Lisa [00:02:41]:
It was a it was a mauve. It's mauve. It's mauve. It's a mauve croc. Yes. And, for anybody that's new to just listening to our podcast, I'll just give you a quick refresher. Lisa and Sam, team no to the Crocs.

Samantha [00:02:55]:
Team no Crocs.

Lisa [00:02:56]:
No Crocs. Totally team no Crocs. Right? And I'm still team no Crocs. But I was going outside to sit down and, enjoy a little bit of sun. And I thought, I didn't wanna have to go in my bare feet. Right? Because, you know, I don't like really bare feet and grass and stuff like that.

Samantha [00:03:10]:
Yeah. God forbid. You know, nature. Ew, grass? What?

Lisa [00:03:14]:
Hate the grass. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. You never know. Right? At some point in that grass, some little bird has peed there.

Samantha [00:03:21]:
Or a dog or a cat.

Lisa [00:03:22]:
Right? And then my feet are just going there. Doesn't feel right. Doesn't feel right. So so my sister's family, they're a family of croc lovers. They love their crocs. They all had brand new crocs for this season.

Samantha [00:03:34]:
Oh, that's lovely.

Lisa [00:03:35]:
So I saw my sister's crocs there, and I'm like, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna try them. Oh my god. K. Dear people who wear Crocs, riddle me this. Why are there pokey things in them?

Samantha [00:03:48]:
Oh, really?

Lisa [00:03:49]:
You remember remember that carpet that every grandma had at the front of their house that was plastic and if you turned it over? That's what the inside of a croc feels like, that carpet. Ew. That mat. That mat. But it's supposed to massage your feet, but it doesn't. It just hurts them.

Samantha [00:04:04]:
It hurts. Okay. And then did your feet get sweaty? Because they're plastic.

Lisa [00:04:08]:
Okay. I'm gonna say my feet were not sweating, but I don't know if I get sweaty feet by nature. So I don't wanna give that to the crocs. Okay. I'm not gonna let the crocs own that, actually. I'm gonna say that in normal feet would probably sweat.

Samantha [00:04:22]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:04:23]:
They would have to because they they although maybe that's why there's the holes. I don't know.

Samantha [00:04:27]:
I don't know. That's But you know

Lisa [00:04:28]:
how I have my second toe that's a little bit longer than the other?

Samantha [00:04:31]:
Well, you got weird feet, Lisa.

Lisa [00:04:33]:
Weird feet? That middle toe comes right through one of the holes. I'm like, wow, that's pretty.

Samantha [00:04:40]:
You are definitely not meant to wear Crocs.

Lisa [00:04:43]:
I was not meant to wear Crocs. Right? But people, they love them, but I'm gonna give them a solid uh-uh.

Samantha [00:04:50]:
I was like, how do you feel about being a liar, Lisa?

Lisa [00:04:54]:
How was that like, how did I lie?

Samantha [00:04:56]:
Were your pants on fire when you were wearing those Crocs? Did you feel the burn of a 1000 eyeballs going, how dare you?

Lisa [00:05:05]:
Listen. You're making it sound like as though I was, like, out and about. But they do. People do. I get it. I still get it. I don't get it. I don't get it, though.

Samantha [00:05:13]:
No. I don't get it either.

Lisa [00:05:14]:
Only thing I get is that they're just quick to put on. Right? You just on. But then so is your flip flop. Mhmm. I feel at 55, it takes me 30 seconds to put on my sneaker. I put my Converse on pretty darn quickly.

Samantha [00:05:26]:
Well, you do have a pull on sneaker.

Lisa [00:05:29]:
So Right? I know. I've moved into Skechers. Right? A slip on. Right? Because I'm there. But I'm not ever gonna do a Crocs.

Samantha [00:05:38]:
No. Well, that was at least nice, you know, when you were visiting your sister in Ottawa. That's cool.

Lisa [00:05:43]:
It's kind of fun just to try them. Right? I'm like, hey, here's my opportunity. And then you actually messaged me saying you bought Crocs. And I was pissed off at you. And I'm like, do you honestly think I would buy these? I'm not shaming all the people that you buy them. I get them. You know what their benefit is? Is that you probably can wash them down with the hose. Right? And that's gotta be a perk.

Lisa [00:06:04]:
I can't do that with my I can't do that with my shoes. No. Right? You can walk into the water with them. I guess that's a perk.

Samantha [00:06:10]:
That is a perk.

Lisa [00:06:11]:
Yeah. Why why they're not just in the beach.

Samantha [00:06:14]:
And they float. So you're you're not gonna lose them if you're in the water. Right. Right.

Lisa [00:06:18]:
Yeah. Like, my Converse is gonna sink. Yeah. And then it's gonna shrink because it's got cotton because it's not just plastic.

Samantha [00:06:25]:
It's not good.

Lisa [00:06:26]:
Plastic don't plastic don't trim.

Samantha [00:06:28]:
But guess who's wearing her bestie bracelet.

Lisa [00:06:32]:
Oh, shoot.

Samantha [00:06:33]:
I meant to put it on. You stupid hag.

Lisa [00:06:36]:
Because I had it on, and then I oh, so much work.

Samantha [00:06:43]:
See? It's not fun, is it? It's too much work. Oh my god. I have to remember to have it on every single fucking time. I just

Lisa [00:06:52]:
gotta remember to put it on on Fridays. I gotta put it on on Tuesdays.

Samantha [00:06:56]:
It's too much work. It's too much commitment. I told you. That's why I didn't want one. And then and then everyone's like, why aren't you wearing your busy bracelet? You don't like it? You are we not friends anymore?

Lisa [00:07:13]:
Oh, I totally forgot to put it on before we record.

Samantha [00:07:20]:
Oh my gosh. Oh, okay.

Lisa [00:07:22]:
Well, it better be on the next time I see you. I'll be wearing mine.

Samantha [00:07:25]:
Bitch, if I gotta wear it. What's your idea? Tuesdays Fridays, that's all I'm committing to.

Lisa [00:07:31]:
Tuesdays Fridays. And if we go out for a breakfast, maybe it's Saturday.

Samantha [00:07:35]:
Right? Oh my god. But they're really only a summer bracelet, so I'm going to retire them at some point.

Lisa [00:07:41]:
I know, right? Because it's not it's not fall colors. No. Oh, thank God. Alright. Why can't we just go back to a beaded bracelet? My bracelets were all season that I wanted to get us. You didn't want it because it said it was even more of a commitment because it said bestie.

Samantha [00:07:57]:
Yeah. That's too much for me.

Lisa [00:07:58]:
And you were like, I want no part of that.

Samantha [00:08:00]:
I want no part of that.

Lisa [00:08:01]:
Right? But it might have just been easier.

Samantha [00:08:04]:
Yeah. Nope. I don't think so. I don't think so.

Lisa [00:08:07]:
Alright. So, so far the the bestie bracelet, it's I think we're 1 and 1.

Samantha [00:08:11]:
1 and 1. Yeah.

Lisa [00:08:12]:
Right? We're not treading. No. Here's hoping our friendship's stronger than our bracelet

Samantha [00:08:17]:
commitment. I hope so. Okay. But I will say this. You I had I have to tell you about this, Lisa.

Lisa [00:08:26]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:08:28]:
So there's a place here where Jersey lives. It's called Riverwinds. It's actually quite nice because it's you can go there. You can park. You see the river. It's very nice. People walking around. It's like a park kinda diggad.

Samantha [00:08:40]:
So we went there one day to just kinda hang out because it was nice out and everything. And we were I think we were there for, like I think we were drinking coffee or whatever. I don't know.

Lisa [00:08:50]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:08:51]:
Anyways, we're we're talking, and all of a sudden, we hear What? And I'm like, what the fuck is that? So I'm looking to the left of to the right of me. Nope. It's not that guy. Then I look over and it's this little sports car BMW thing. And this woman has her windows all the way down and she's crying into a hanky.

Lisa [00:09:16]:
Why? Why? Why? Why are you crying in public? Yeah. Exactly. Why are you doing that?

Samantha [00:09:21]:
Exactly. And I'm and I'm so Jersey was like, what the hell? And I look at him and go, don't you dare don't you dare ask her what's wrong. Don't you fucking open your mouth.

Lisa [00:09:31]:
No. We

Samantha [00:09:31]:
don't wanna know. I don't care. We don't care. I don't care. I don't wanna get rolled into whatever the fuck is happening here right now.

Lisa [00:09:39]:
Time we would only time we would care is if we saw what happened to make her cry. We didn't. We don't care.

Samantha [00:09:44]:
We don't care. She's just sitting in her car, looking at the river, crying into a hanky.

Lisa [00:09:49]:
Could be a sad song on the radio.

Samantha [00:09:51]:
I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know. So what did we do? We left. Because I'm like because she wouldn't stop crying. Yeah.

Lisa [00:10:00]:
Right? You gotta get the hell out of dodge. And I'm

Samantha [00:10:02]:
like, and now you're ruining my time. So we started the vehicle and drove away.

Lisa [00:10:11]:
I would have done the same. That would be out of there. Right?

Samantha [00:10:13]:
I'm like, don't. Don't cry in public.

Lisa [00:10:16]:
Oh, right. And then you can't even and here's the shitty thing because her windows are undone. You can't even give her a side eye. Right?

Samantha [00:10:22]:
Well, and then I'm say and then I think I'm shaking my head at this person because I'm like, why are you in a public place with your windows rolled down and you're crying at the top of your lungs?

Lisa [00:10:32]:
Sounds like an attention seeking.

Samantha [00:10:33]:
Right? And I'm like Yeah. No way do I want anything to do with that. No. No.

Lisa [00:10:37]:
Because then the minute because here, hypothetically, let's say you ask, hey, just hi. Hi. Hi. Nice lady crying crazily in the car by yourself, a fancy car. What happened? I'm all concerned. I'm Sam from Canada. I care. Tell me what happened.

Samantha [00:10:52]:
And now you're having a 45 minute to an hour conversation with a total stranger. You now are involved in this. And Right. And I don't want that for my life. I don't want that. I'm sorry. I don't want

Lisa [00:11:03]:
If the world doesn't know this by now, you only wanna make small chitchat at the airport with people you don't care about.

Samantha [00:11:08]:
Very small chitchat. Right? You don't wanna get invested in that shit. So we distance ourselves from this, and then I say, goddamn it. She should just be crying on the inside like a fucking winner. Just cry on the inside. Right.

Lisa [00:11:22]:
Right? Be be the winner that you are and cry on the inside.

Samantha [00:11:26]:
Cry on the inside

Lisa [00:11:27]:
like a winner. Not every not every woman has to cry on the outside.

Samantha [00:11:31]:
Oh my god. I'm just like, that is so insane.

Lisa [00:11:34]:
Right? And it's sensitive too and very insensitive.

Samantha [00:11:38]:
I'm just like, you ruined you're ruining it. Now we're moving away.

Lisa [00:11:41]:
Right now, we don't care. Now, we don't even care. Now, we've made up our own story.

Samantha [00:11:44]:
And then I was mad because I'm like, we were here first. Oh, yeah. You move.

Lisa [00:11:49]:
Was there like lots of parking?

Samantha [00:11:51]:
Yes. Thank god. So why

Lisa [00:11:52]:
don't you gotta come beside you?

Samantha [00:11:53]:
I don't know. And that's the thing. It's like, why are you parking by side? If you wanted to cry with the windows down, why are you near people?

Lisa [00:12:01]:
Right. Hey, crybaby lady. How about you go by the big oak tree where nobody else is crying? Right? We're just 2 people trying to have a coffee.

Samantha [00:12:09]:
Oh my god. It was

Lisa [00:12:10]:
so ugly. No tears involved.

Samantha [00:12:11]:
No. Tears tears.

Lisa [00:12:13]:
No tears. Right? No tears.

Samantha [00:12:14]:
Tears of laughter perhaps. But I still I shake my head at that. It was a bad move.

Lisa [00:12:19]:
I guess so, hey.

Samantha [00:12:20]:
Bad move.

Lisa [00:12:21]:
Bad move. And then, you know, and then I'm glad you I'm glad you distanced.

Samantha [00:12:25]:
I don't for sure.

Lisa [00:12:26]:
I would have been I would have been shaking my head at you had you said and then we approach her. I'd be like, oh, god. And now she now she's your pen pal and now Nope. You gave her a bracelet.

Samantha [00:12:36]:
Nope. Nope. Nothing like that was happening. Good.

Lisa [00:12:39]:
Good. K. Well, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm not like all the other girls.

Samantha [00:12:44]:
Oh my gosh.

Lisa [00:12:44]:
I'm modest.

Samantha [00:12:45]:
No. I'm not.

Lisa [00:12:47]:
I'm cutesy.

Samantha [00:12:48]:
No. You're

Lisa [00:12:48]:
not. I'm courteous and I'm mindful.

Samantha [00:12:51]:
No. You're not.

Lisa [00:12:53]:
I'm like Jules from TikTok.

Samantha [00:12:55]:
No. Please don't.

Lisa [00:12:55]:
I'm I'm Jamir. Yeah. I'm Jamir. Right?

Samantha [00:13:00]:
That is all over TikTok and now all the celebrities are getting into it and I'm I'm Yeah.

Lisa [00:13:05]:
I'm gonna do it too because here's the thing, Samantha. Here's the thing. Right? We're not like all the other podcasters. We sit nowhere near each other. We're on different parts of the world right now. And we just do our thing. We just chit chat. We're courteous.

Lisa [00:13:20]:
We're mindful. We're jamere. No. Yes. No. Can we be Jamir?

Samantha [00:13:26]:
I am not participating in this. Yes. This is not going to be a thing for me. I don't want nothing to do with it.

Lisa [00:13:32]:
We're gonna do it. No. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Sit. We're gonna do it. No. Because you know what? No.

Lisa [00:13:38]:
You do it.

Samantha [00:13:39]:
You do.

Lisa [00:13:40]:
No. We're not like that.

Samantha [00:13:41]:
You're literally like millions of other people. That's the beauty of a TikTok trend.

Lisa [00:13:48]:
Right? Right? Everybody's doing it. Guys are doing it. Men are doing it. Women are doing it. Everybody's doing it.

Samantha [00:13:53]:
I know. But, like, please don't.

Lisa [00:13:56]:
Let's do it. Don't. Friends of the podcast, you know what I'm talking about, right? If you go to the TikTok and you just search for like the original demure TikTok, you'll see. And then it just blows up from there.

Samantha [00:14:09]:
And they've they've made a viral sensation and that's fabulous for them, but I want nothing to do with it.

Lisa [00:14:15]:
Because they can now pay for the rest of their procedure.

Samantha [00:14:20]:
Great.

Lisa [00:14:21]:
Right? So, yay. Congratulations. Right?

Samantha [00:14:24]:
I'm happy for them and I'm okay with it. But I just I just don't want anything to do with it.

Lisa [00:14:29]:
It just kind of made me mad because I'm like, oh, how did we not come up with this?

Samantha [00:14:33]:
Demure. Since when have you been demure? Have you ever been coy and slightly provocatively flirtatious? No, you have not.

Lisa [00:14:42]:
No. Have you been courteous? I've been courteous and mindful. Totally courteous and mindful.

Samantha [00:14:50]:
Yes. That's exactly what you are.

Lisa [00:14:52]:
And sometimes a little cutesy. Sometimes I'm a little cutesy.

Samantha [00:14:56]:
Oh my god. You're so ridiculous.

Lisa [00:14:58]:
Just saying.

Samantha [00:15:00]:
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. And nope.

Lisa [00:15:03]:
Yep. And we'll see. No. Can we leave it in and we'll see?

Samantha [00:15:06]:
No. We're not doing that.

Lisa [00:15:07]:
Maybe we'll just try it once.

Samantha [00:15:08]:
That's so weird.

Lisa [00:15:09]:
Let's just try it once.

Samantha [00:15:10]:
No. It's too weird. It's

Lisa [00:15:11]:
bad enough. You wouldn't do when the sun go down and it'll go and we'll go. You wouldn't do that one yet. I'm sure deep down, like, you just did this because you knew all the moves.

Samantha [00:15:19]:
Because everybody knows the moves.

Lisa [00:15:21]:
Yeah. I know. Right? So let's just just let's just let's not say we're not going to. Let's not make it so so definitive. Fine. Let's say, you know what? Friends of the podcast, stay tuned. You never know. How about that?

Samantha [00:15:35]:
No. Okay.

Lisa [00:15:36]:
How about that?

Samantha [00:15:37]:
No. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news, though.

Lisa [00:15:41]:
What that is like a moronic statement. Missus News not paying attention to

Samantha [00:15:47]:
the news. Okay. But have you been paying attention to, like, celebrity news stuff?

Lisa [00:15:51]:
Oh my god. How can you get around it right

Samantha [00:15:53]:
now? So Matthew Perry.

Lisa [00:15:54]:
Oh. There

Samantha [00:15:56]:
are some people going to jail because of his ketamine overdose.

Lisa [00:15:59]:
It's so sad. Right? I mean, there's a guy who was in the throes of his addiction. Right? So he's not totally scot free. Right? Because he was an addict and was not seeking the proper help

Samantha [00:16:11]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:16:11]:
And wanted more drugs because I'm assuming that's the addict way. Mhmm. Right? But it's so horrible that these people took advantage of him Yep. And and killed him.

Samantha [00:16:23]:
Pretty much.

Lisa [00:16:24]:
Pretty much. Right?

Samantha [00:16:25]:
There was one apparently, it's a woman. I don't remember her name.

Lisa [00:16:29]:
The Ketamine Queen will

Samantha [00:16:30]:
call her. Okay. The Ketamine Queen. Like, that's

Lisa [00:16:32]:
what they call her.

Samantha [00:16:32]:
Yeah. So she'll be getting arrested, apparently.

Lisa [00:16:36]:
Oh, yeah. Like like, they're gonna do, like like, 10 to 25 years.

Samantha [00:16:39]:
That's not good. Hey.

Lisa [00:16:40]:
It's big. It's big. And you know what?

Samantha [00:16:42]:
Wasn't the assistant in on it too?

Lisa [00:16:44]:
Yeah. His assistant and then 2 doctors. There's 4 peep 5 people are getting arrested. Oh. Yeah. But here's the thing. You know why, it blew up? It's because Matthew's stepdad, Keith Morrison from Dateline. Oh.

Lisa [00:16:57]:
Right? That's his, that's his stepdad. Yeah. So, of course, he's gonna investigate this. Right? He is Mr. Crime. Oh. So, of course, he's gonna be all over that.

Samantha [00:17:06]:
Oh, and then oh. Uh-huh. Look at him go.

Lisa [00:17:09]:
I know. Right? And then I think, but I I think it wasn't that hard to figure out from the sounds of it. No. But but, I mean, they killed Michael Jackson the same way.

Samantha [00:17:17]:
Oh my god. Yeah. And then was it Fentanyl for Prince?

Lisa [00:17:21]:
Yeah. I think it was Fentanyl for Prince. Too much Fentanyl. Right? Like

Samantha [00:17:26]:
I don't know. That's bad.

Lisa [00:17:27]:
And I guess because you have the money and you have the addiction, right, they just they just give you so much. Right? Because they want the money.

Samantha [00:17:34]:
Well, and they're getting, you know the people that are giving it to you are getting something out of it. You're a bit of a cash cow at that point. Are you not?

Lisa [00:17:41]:
Right. Yeah. Like, thank God that's not how Elvis died. Thank God he just, like, couldn't poop and just died on the toilet with £40 of poop in his poop chute.

Samantha [00:17:53]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:17:54]:
That's true. It's true story. True story.

Samantha [00:17:57]:
You know, you've heard

Lisa [00:17:57]:
of Elvis, right? You know

Samantha [00:17:58]:
Elvis? The things you know. The things you know, Lisa.

Lisa [00:18:02]:
Because I'm a crime junkie. So I looked I learned this stuff, Samantha.

Samantha [00:18:05]:
Got it.

Lisa [00:18:06]:
But it was sad. Hey?

Samantha [00:18:08]:
It is sad. But I'm glad that that it's not a mystery and that, you know, his stepdad is clearing his name and, you know, making it right.

Lisa [00:18:18]:
Totally right. And then they're doing great things. They have, like, the Matthew Perry Foundation now to help people with addiction.

Samantha [00:18:23]:
Oh, good.

Lisa [00:18:23]:
But lots of good will come from it. It's too bad because he was very talented.

Samantha [00:18:26]:
Right? So He It's not good. Nothing about that is good.

Lisa [00:18:30]:
No. It's funny. Right? As I watch, because you know, we love our TikTok. As I you just said the phrase that made me think the other night as I was watching my TikTok and, Gipsy Rose dancing in a crop top and leggings, not leggings, not to be confused with leggings, leggings, and a crop top and her baby belly. And she's rubbing her belly and dancing all seductively. And I thought,

Samantha [00:18:56]:
How do you feel about that, Lisa? Tell us. Please, please tell us.

Lisa [00:18:59]:
First off, do I need to see this on my TikTok?

Samantha [00:19:02]:
Yes. She's allowed to be on TikTok.

Lisa [00:19:05]:
That's fine. I'm looking for cats dressed in little cute costumes doing the Macarena. Right? I'm looking for a little bit of new crime. I am not outsourcing gypsy Rose.

Samantha [00:19:15]:
No. And but now that she's pregnant, I bet you we're gonna get a lot of that, Tay?

Lisa [00:19:19]:
Oh, it just makes me think. Then I'm like, okay. So now the way that she was dancing and rubbing her baby belly, I'm like, are like, are you an adult taking this serious?

Samantha [00:19:26]:
But we need to refresh the memory of of for the friends of the podcast because we are not

Lisa [00:19:36]:
convinced That this is the best move.

Samantha [00:19:38]:
That this is the best move for gypsy Rose.

Lisa [00:19:40]:
Right? Let's give a little bit of the back story.

Samantha [00:19:43]:
We are concerned that this might not go well.

Lisa [00:19:49]:
Because our issue is we're not convinced that Gypsy Rose got the help that she needed to overcome the legitimate serious trauma she went through.

Samantha [00:19:58]:
Mhmm.

Lisa [00:19:59]:
And now she and and and if you don't get the help for that trauma,

Samantha [00:20:04]:
all

Lisa [00:20:04]:
of a sudden, you go you kill your mom. Mhmm. You go through 2 husbands later, and you're pregnant with a baby girl. Well and we the train wreck.

Samantha [00:20:12]:
We were concerned to hear that it was a girl and not a boy that she was having. Right. Because isn't that traumatic? Isn't that gonna bring up her past trauma?

Lisa [00:20:23]:
Her own little her.

Samantha [00:20:26]:
Like, I hope that she's still seeking therapy while she's doing this.

Lisa [00:20:29]:
We don't know. Nobody asked that question. Like, where's Hoda when we hear? Dear Hoda. Ask that question about them.

Samantha [00:20:35]:
Nobody wants to dive into that. Right?

Lisa [00:20:37]:
Nobody wants to touch that.

Samantha [00:20:38]:
Right? That

Lisa [00:20:39]:
is People have a right

Samantha [00:20:40]:
to to be better and get better and do all of those things.

Lisa [00:20:44]:
Absolutely.

Samantha [00:20:44]:
But I would hope that everybody around her is paying attention.

Lisa [00:20:48]:
I would just think that for her to get better and be better, she would need a lot of help to do that because she suffered some real legit bullshit.

Samantha [00:20:56]:
Yeah. Right? Yeah.

Lisa [00:20:57]:
I don't know. I'm just thinking like, dear Gipsy Rose, put your shirt down and just, like, be pregnant like the rest of the world and stop it. I don't need to like, stop making headlines.

Samantha [00:21:09]:
So is it her flashing her belly or just her dancing around that bothers me? Her belly.

Lisa [00:21:17]:
That bothers me? Yeah. It's her. It's Gypsy. It's Gypsy.

Samantha [00:21:21]:
It's just her.

Lisa [00:21:24]:
Right at the beginning of this podcast, you called me a liar. I'm not gonna lie. It's her.

Samantha [00:21:30]:
We're we're we're she's just laying it out there for you folks.

Lisa [00:21:33]:
And just laying it out there. I'm ready for the feedback. Bring it. I love Gypsy Rose. Okay. Yeah. Alright.

Samantha [00:21:41]:
Alright. People are allowed people are allowed to have concerns. Right?

Lisa [00:21:47]:
They are. They are. But do you ever wonder what famous people do when they're not being famous?

Samantha [00:21:52]:
They drink water like you.

Lisa [00:21:54]:
Right. Because I'm so famous.

Samantha [00:21:56]:
Because you're not.

Lisa [00:21:58]:
I'm not famous. No. You're not. I'm not. And now you're drinking water in a red solo cup.

Samantha [00:22:03]:
You made me wanna drink some water.

Lisa [00:22:05]:
Yeah. I did. Sorry. But do you ever wonder what people do when they're

Samantha [00:22:08]:
Famous people are just people, Lisa. You're being weird about it.

Lisa [00:22:11]:
I'm not. Like, what do you think Oprah like, do you think Oprah just sits down and, like, I don't know, eats a yogurt out of a out of a with a with a spoon? Yes. On her couch with her feet up on her coffee table?

Samantha [00:22:22]:
For sure.

Lisa [00:22:22]:
You think Oprah's feet are on a coffee table?

Samantha [00:22:24]:
Absolutely.

Lisa [00:22:25]:
Oprah's.

Samantha [00:22:26]:
Maybe an ottoman. I don't know.

Lisa [00:22:28]:
Feet on the coffee table. Oprah's.

Samantha [00:22:31]:
Right? Do you what do you think they do?

Lisa [00:22:33]:
Or do you think somebody's spoon maybe they're spoon feeding Oprah. You know that? Her doesn't even hold her own utensils anymore.

Samantha [00:22:38]:
Yes, she does. She's not the queen. She's not the queen. Jesus Christ. No. Better yet, someone helps Oprah Winfrey poop. Like, is that what you're wanting to see here?

Lisa [00:22:49]:
I don't I'm not looking for that. You're disgusting. I'm not looking for that. Right? You're nasty. You're nasty.

Samantha [00:22:56]:
No. I'm not. But for you to think that famous people are different

Lisa [00:23:01]:
That they do different things.

Samantha [00:23:03]:
They don't, Lisa. They're just people, and they just happen to be in the eye of everyone that makes them famous. They're still people. They still drive a car. They get up. They have breakfast. People make they make their okay. Maybe they have a chef.

Samantha [00:23:16]:
Maybe they have a personal chef. If they got money, they're gonna maybe not

Lisa [00:23:19]:
You think

Samantha [00:23:20]:
do some shit themselves.

Lisa [00:23:22]:
Do you think J. Lo reuses her Kleenex?

Samantha [00:23:26]:
Well, not like you.

Lisa [00:23:27]:
Right? I'm a

Samantha [00:23:28]:
because you're a little bit gross.

Lisa [00:23:30]:
I'm not gross. I'm just frugal. There's still more there's it will still hold more.

Samantha [00:23:35]:
You're not frugal. You're fucking gross. Please.

Lisa [00:23:42]:
I don't have Kleenex etiquette.

Samantha [00:23:44]:
Hey. You know what I did here? What? J Lo's apparently went and did the divorce thing. She's divorcing Ben.

Lisa [00:23:51]:
Good. Good.

Samantha [00:23:52]:
But I feel like it's a it's a rumor. I feel like it's a bad rumor because she's apparently went on her own. She didn't have a lawyer do it. And I'm like, is she really gonna do that on her own? And apparently there was no prenup. And I'm like, that girl didn't have a prenup.

Lisa [00:24:09]:
Wow. That seems odd. Yeah.

Samantha [00:24:11]:
But he has

Lisa [00:24:12]:
a lot of money too. But you know what the problem is with J. Lo? Here's the problem. Like, I like J. Lo. Right? Like, I love and I'm still Jenny from the vlog. Right? I love I love J. Lo.

Lisa [00:24:22]:
But I don't think that people can love J. Lo as much as J. Lo loves J. Lo.

Samantha [00:24:26]:
And you know what? Maybe, maybe that's just, he's just proving that. Right?

Lisa [00:24:29]:
So, if J. Lo loves J. Lo as much as I think J. Lo loves J. Lo, there's nobody that's going to measure up. No. Right? Although, it this seems kind of a little bit like a blunder because they probably should have learned this lesson.

Samantha [00:24:41]:
Well, they didn't get married for a reason.

Lisa [00:24:44]:
Right? And then they split up, and then they Yeah. Now they're back together.

Samantha [00:24:48]:
I'm just really glad she didn't marry A Rod, though.

Lisa [00:24:51]:
Yeah. You know what? I just want her to go back to the block. Right? Right? That's what I want. I just want her back on the block.

Samantha [00:24:57]:
You need her to go back to her roots. Is that what you're saying?

Lisa [00:25:00]:
Yeah. On you know what was weird today on Facebook? On Facebook today, all I can't say all. Snuffleupagus Oh. The cookie monster. Uh-huh. And there was one other Sesame Street character that were all being wished happy birthdays.

Samantha [00:25:19]:
Okay. Did

Lisa [00:25:20]:
you know that it was the Cookie Monster's happy birthday? No. And what are the chances him and Snuffleupagus have the same birthday?

Samantha [00:25:27]:
I have no idea.

Lisa [00:25:28]:
Doesn't that seem odd? I shake my head at that.

Samantha [00:25:31]:
That is so weird.

Lisa [00:25:33]:
And then there was a third one, but I don't remember who it was. It wasn't a mainstream character.

Samantha [00:25:37]:
Oh.

Lisa [00:25:38]:
I'm like, how did these 2 how did like like like living in the same street. Right? They both lived on Sesame.

Samantha [00:25:44]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:25:46]:
Cookie Monster lived there. Snuffleupagus lived there. How did they both have the same birthday? And why did we not know about that? Because wouldn't there have been a party?

Samantha [00:25:54]:
On Sesame Street? You would think so.

Lisa [00:25:56]:
And wouldn't that have been a show? Like, wouldn't Maria have come down with a cake or something? Wouldn't Mr. Hooper have done something?

Samantha [00:26:03]:
Potentially. It

Lisa [00:26:05]:
seemed odd. I'm like, I feel like we've missed an opportunity here.

Samantha [00:26:07]:
That's a very big, Gen X memory there for you, Lisa.

Lisa [00:26:11]:
Totally right. Because I'm a Gen X girl. I'm a Gen X survivor. It just seemed odd. I just thought

Samantha [00:26:18]:
it was

Lisa [00:26:18]:
showing up today. And I'm like, Wow. And nobody and yet all 55 years, I've never wished Cookie Monster a happy birthday. Right? Like, that's kind of shit. You go through your whole life. Nobody knows it's your birthday till today.

Samantha [00:26:30]:
That's really weird.

Lisa [00:26:32]:
Really weird. Right?

Samantha [00:26:33]:
Okay. But I

Lisa [00:26:33]:
got now that we're talking about gen x, I got a question for you.

Samantha [00:26:37]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:26:38]:
As gen x kids, right, were were we as entitled as gen x kids as what kids seem to be today? I feel that kids don't fear consequences today, but yet we were threatened with them, and we feared them. Where did we go wrong? Where did we go wrong?

Samantha [00:26:57]:
Because the kids today are like, it's just not the same, Lisa. Our parents, you know, like, they were gonna take away you were gonna get grounded, and you weren't gonna leave your house. You weren't even gonna leave your bedroom. If you were lucky, you got to watch TV.

Lisa [00:27:14]:
Right. And you did. You didn't leave your bedroom, and you were grounded.

Samantha [00:27:18]:
Yes. And you might have got a smack. Like, I'm sorry. That's how our parents raised us.

Lisa [00:27:22]:
Right.

Samantha [00:27:23]:
I'm not saying smacking in in, like, a bad way. But, like, if you're a bad kid, you might have got the strap. That was how we grew up.

Lisa [00:27:30]:
That's how we grew up.

Samantha [00:27:31]:
Right?

Lisa [00:27:31]:
But it just seems like, like, if my mom said to me, you know what? If you do that, you're not gonna be able to ride your bike. I took that as legit consequences and stopped it. Nowadays, I think that the kids nowadays would be like, yeah, right.

Samantha [00:27:47]:
They totally are.

Lisa [00:27:48]:
And get on their bike and go where they were going. Right. Because When did this happen?

Samantha [00:27:53]:
Because the parents have no, there's no, like There's

Lisa [00:27:57]:
no follow through. No. No follow through. And I

Samantha [00:28:00]:
I think it's really hard to be a parent. Like, god bless people for still having kids. Because I think the kids now are like, yeah. You're not gonna do anything to me. I get you into more trouble, and I'm gonna get into trouble.

Lisa [00:28:12]:
Yeah. You know who I blame it on? I totally blame it on the time out parent. Because we went we went from our parents and then the next set of parents became time out parents. Right? Because technically, I would think gen x parents became time out parents Or gen x kids became time out parents.

Samantha [00:28:28]:
Gen x kids. Yeah. And and that time out did not work in their favor.

Lisa [00:28:34]:
Again, that's what started the no consequences. Right?

Samantha [00:28:36]:
Right. Kids are kids are just sitting in the corner going fucking pissed off and pissed off.

Lisa [00:28:42]:
I don't even know if I would even be mad. You imagine if my mom said, you know what? Go sit down. Okay. I love sitting down. I would gladly go sit down.

Samantha [00:28:51]:
Oh, yeah. Right? It just doesn't have the same effect anymore. Nothing does.

Lisa [00:28:57]:
And maybe because they stopped yelling. I think the time out parents stopped yelling too.

Samantha [00:29:00]:
Yeah. Kids well, and you know what? I think the only thing that can affect kids right now is if you take away their cell phone, if they have one.

Lisa [00:29:07]:
If they have one. Right? But then it doesn't make sense because then what if mom really does need to get a hold of Jason? And what if, you know, what if Jacob what if Jacob did fall in at the park and needs to call him? Like Yeah. It's just gonna like, whereas our parents, they didn't care. Right? If I need to get a hold of you, guess what? I won't. Yep. I won't need to get a hold of you,

Samantha [00:29:26]:
actually. No. Well, because we weren't tied to a phone.

Lisa [00:29:28]:
We weren't tied to a phone. We didn't care.

Samantha [00:29:30]:
We had the basic phone. We had a rotary.

Lisa [00:29:32]:
But yet

Samantha [00:29:32]:
Then you had touch dial thing.

Lisa [00:29:35]:
But yet we would still come home late and get in trouble even though I don't even own a watch. I have even watch watches have even been invented yet. How am I supposed to know what time it is?

Samantha [00:29:44]:
I'm 7. Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah. I

Lisa [00:29:47]:
You know?

Samantha [00:29:48]:
I think kids nowadays aren't they don't fear any consequences whatsoever.

Lisa [00:29:52]:
I don't know. I shake my head. I'm shake I'm gonna do it and I bet you people aren't gonna be happy. I'm not trying to judge, but I know that's how it

Samantha [00:29:58]:
comes across. Well, the thing is

Lisa [00:30:00]:
I am shaking my head at the time out, mom.

Samantha [00:30:02]:
Okay. But we also have to remind people, we don't have kids.

Lisa [00:30:06]:
We don't have kids.

Samantha [00:30:07]:
So we're going we're going off of what it was like when we were kids and what we're seeing.

Lisa [00:30:13]:
And what we think we would still be doing, which would I always say I would be a tab and a smoke. Tab and a smoke, mom, right now. And and and a hairbrush just to paddle your ass. Yeah.

Samantha [00:30:23]:
Right? I never wanted to have kids.

Lisa [00:30:26]:
No. So so I I so I shake them ahead at the time I'm mom even though I'm not a mom. Yes. Yeah.

Samantha [00:30:33]:
That's how it tells us. That's how it tells us how it goes. Art take and what we are seeing, and kids just seem to run rampant. Like, it's just Like, crazy.

Lisa [00:30:41]:
It's like they're rabid. Like, they need a shot. They need, like, a rabies shot or something. Like, they're all like like like like, calm the fuck down, guys.

Samantha [00:30:49]:
Yeah. It's funny.

Lisa [00:30:50]:
Blow your roll.

Samantha [00:30:51]:
Okay. But I saw something the other day, and I I have to share

Lisa [00:30:58]:
because it's You sent me a picture.

Samantha [00:31:00]:
I know I sent you a picture because I was like, no. And it was like, oh, dude. You are too old for this. You are probably my age, maybe older.

Lisa [00:31:10]:
You know it, Samantha.

Samantha [00:31:10]:
I don't need to see that.

Lisa [00:31:12]:
I think you should save the highlights till after the break. Okay. Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready for it.

Samantha [00:31:23]:
Okay. So we were again down at Riverwinds because it's the fun place to be. And

Lisa [00:31:29]:
There were all cool kids in Jersey.

Samantha [00:31:31]:
All the cool kids in there. And there's like a strip of, like, sand, kinda like a beach Okay. That you can just walk down to or take your boat up to or

Lisa [00:31:39]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:31:39]:
So this man and a woman were sitting there, and it was fine. And all of a sudden, he got up and I'm like, what the heck? And he he had shorts on, but there was this black thing peeking out from his shorts. I'm like, that's really weird. He stands up and he pulls his shorts down. I'm like, oh. And then he turns around and I'm like, oh my god. It was a thong bikini bottom.

Lisa [00:32:03]:
Oh, too much.

Samantha [00:32:04]:
It went up the crack of his butt, and then his his package was held like oh, I'm just like, oh my god. Seriously. And then he just stood there in all his glory. And then it was just everything he did, I was just like, oh

Lisa [00:32:20]:
my god. Snapped a picture so I could see.

Samantha [00:32:24]:
Because I felt I needed to share.

Lisa [00:32:27]:
Yeah. I appreciate that. So, roughly, Samantha, for for for for friends of the podcast, how where would you what age would you put this man at?

Samantha [00:32:34]:
I would say he's older than us. He looks older than us. Maybe, possibly. I just don't think that any person should be wearing a thong swimsuit.

Lisa [00:32:47]:
No. Right?

Samantha [00:32:48]:
And I was just like, I don't need to see your prize package. I don't need to see that in that in in that way.

Lisa [00:32:54]:
And was it a prize?

Samantha [00:32:55]:
Nope. I just Not even

Lisa [00:32:56]:
a prize.

Samantha [00:32:57]:
What the hell?

Lisa [00:32:58]:
Not even a prize.

Samantha [00:32:59]:
Yeah. So I shook my head at that guy because I'm like and then the worst because they came up on a Sea Doo and then they left. He didn't even have the brains in his head to put his shorts back on. He got on that Sea Doo in his little skimpy thong swimsuit thing. And I'm like, could you just put your clothes back on? That would be helpful.

Lisa [00:33:19]:
Was he, like, all oiled up? I picture him being all oily.

Samantha [00:33:22]:
No. I didn't look. Right? He just looked horrendous. Oh, that's my bad look. I don't need to think the weird things that I'm seeing in this state.

Lisa [00:33:31]:
Right? I tell you. You know, they say they say they say that there's some weird shit out there in America.

Samantha [00:33:37]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:33:38]:
Well We have it we have it in Canada.

Samantha [00:33:39]:
We have weird shit here in Canada too. But here too. But I was just like, oh my god. That's why I had to share it because it was so freaking weird.

Lisa [00:33:47]:
Yeah. Do I look tired to you?

Samantha [00:33:50]:
I don't know, Lisa. Did you enjoy your vacation?

Lisa [00:33:53]:
I had a great vacation, but I came home to the democratic nom Democratic convention.

Samantha [00:33:59]:
Oh, yes.

Lisa [00:34:00]:
That was running late last night.

Samantha [00:34:01]:
Right? Yes.

Lisa [00:34:03]:
Good thing Joe's not running. Right? Because I swear to God, he did, like, an hour long ramble at the end of the convention. I'm like, wrap it up, Joe.

Samantha [00:34:09]:
Wrap it up.

Lisa [00:34:10]:
Probably, like, what people think was us the end of our show. Probably.

Samantha [00:34:13]:
I can

Lisa [00:34:13]:
wrap it up. That's good. Tonight's the Obamas.

Samantha [00:34:16]:
Oh, goody goody. Tonight's

Lisa [00:34:17]:
the Obamas. Yes. Okay. But here okay. So I worry about you being almost 50¢ because you're only a lot older

Samantha [00:34:24]:
than me. I need no. You're I'm not a lot.

Lisa [00:34:26]:
I do. I do.

Samantha [00:34:27]:
I worry. Lisa, we're virtually the same age.

Lisa [00:34:30]:
I worry. Right? We got our bracelets and everything.

Samantha [00:34:32]:
You're not wearing yours.

Lisa [00:34:34]:
I forgot. Okay? So that might be part of my menopausal

Samantha [00:34:38]:
vlog. I don't know. Yeah. Okay.

Lisa [00:34:41]:
But this, I feel is gonna help you. I feel this is beneficial to you. And as your best friend, I feel it's my job. If I stumble upon something that, hey, that can help, Sam, that's my job. That's my job as your bestie, right, is to help you. So they say with menopause comes gassiness, which, of course, as I'm reading this, I'm like, okay. This is something I'm gonna need to share with Sam. These things can help you.

Lisa [00:35:04]:
Okay? I'm gonna share 5 foods that

Samantha [00:35:09]:
you You're such a little bitch.

Lisa [00:35:12]:
Five foods that you should consider eating. Okay? Some of them I think you already are. So Mhmm.

Samantha [00:35:18]:
I think

Lisa [00:35:18]:
you gotta add a few more to your repertoire. Okay. Papaya. Papaya. Are you a papaya girl?

Samantha [00:35:23]:
No. No?

Lisa [00:35:24]:
I think papaya is number 1. Right? Helps with the gas.

Samantha [00:35:27]:
Got it. Thank you for sharing.

Lisa [00:35:31]:
Cucumbers.

Samantha [00:35:33]:
I eat those.

Lisa [00:35:34]:
K. Good. Good. Good. Good. Yogurt. You eat yogurt?

Samantha [00:35:38]:
Yes. I do.

Lisa [00:35:39]:
Herbal tea, I've seen. Right? You're doing good. You're doing good. Mhmm. What about ginger? No. So ginger and papaya, that's that's where we need that's where we need to do your work. That's where we gotta focus.

Samantha [00:35:54]:
I drink ginger well. That's about as far as I'm gonna go with that one.

Lisa [00:35:57]:
Then it's the papaya.

Samantha [00:35:59]:
I'm not taking note.

Lisa [00:36:00]:
Introduce it's a fruit or something. Uh-huh. It's probably like an avocado, but fruity.

Samantha [00:36:04]:
You know, I don't need your help. And Well and thank you for thinking of me, but you also have issues.

Lisa [00:36:13]:
I'm not gassy. When am I gassy?

Samantha [00:36:16]:
You can be. Yeah. But that's not when you do a weird gurgle thing.

Lisa [00:36:22]:
I have a gurgle. I don't I don't I don't pass gas. I gurgle.

Samantha [00:36:26]:
I feel like that's something you need to go that way. I feel like you need to go that way. To your doctor about this, and you need to ask why you don't burp or fart.

Lisa [00:36:35]:
Well, it's been 55 years.

Samantha [00:36:38]:
I feel like there's there's a deficit in you that needs to be explored.

Lisa [00:36:42]:
Well, there is a size 4 bitch in this body just waiting to get out. Hey.

Samantha [00:36:47]:
All it just needs is just like

Lisa [00:36:50]:
Just needs a little help right there.

Samantha [00:36:52]:
You know, I appreciate your thoughtfulness in in my menopausal gassiness. Right. But, yeah, I'm not taking advice from you.

Lisa [00:37:01]:
Okay. Well, it's from a trusted source. So

Samantha [00:37:03]:
I'm sure it is. Call the Internet.

Lisa [00:37:07]:
Right? If you have been one of those days when you're like, oh, just sick papaya, papaya, papaya.

Samantha [00:37:12]:
No. Right?

Lisa [00:37:13]:
No. You know what though? So when I was at the airport. Oh my God, Samantha. I shake my head. Like we shake our head at so many things. I shake my head at stray wanderers. People who just walk aimlessly. I get everybody's on their phone.

Lisa [00:37:27]:
Guess who's not on their phone when she walks? This girl. I'm never on my phone when I walk. Right? I like to see what's going on around me. I like to look up and see if and see all the sights.

Samantha [00:37:38]:
You don't. You're you just said you weren't going to lie anymore, and you are lying. You are constantly walking looking at your phone.

Lisa [00:37:49]:
Not at my phone. I'm looking at my feet because I don't because I can't I don't have good balance. Right? But all these people at the airport who are with their phones, and they're just looking down, and you're like, excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. As they walk aimlessly Yeah. We need to, like, corral these people and, like, get some sense of order going.

Samantha [00:38:09]:
Corral them?

Lisa [00:38:10]:
Corral them. Right?

Samantha [00:38:11]:
Oh my god.

Lisa [00:38:11]:
There should be like a like a no reading your phone while you're walking in public places or something. Some rule, a bylaw.

Samantha [00:38:18]:
A bylaw. Yeah.

Lisa [00:38:19]:
I could live with it because because people are just like they're like in your path. They're in your way. Like, that's how you felt when we were up at the mountain. Right? In your path, in your way, everybody just, like, nobody paying attention to anything. Shake my hand.

Samantha [00:38:31]:
We almost we, like, literally almost got walked into every step we took.

Lisa [00:38:36]:
Yeah. Right?

Samantha [00:38:37]:
Nobody was paying attention.

Lisa [00:38:38]:
I noticed it more at the airport. And I'm just like, you know what? This is bullshit. Bullshit. Right? We need to have order in our walking.

Samantha [00:38:47]:
Well, you have you have you're a bit of a control freak. Like, let's be honest. And for you to be able to control the movements of all the people around you is like, that's your nirvana. Like, that is like, oh.

Lisa [00:39:01]:
It would totally be heavy. You imagine if I had one superpower, that would be it. I would be to control things.

Samantha [00:39:09]:
Within a 50 meter rate or 50 feet. Perfect.

Lisa [00:39:13]:
Right? The world would be better. You're welcome, world.

Samantha [00:39:16]:
You're welcome. You're welcome. Yes. You're welcome.

Lisa [00:39:18]:
You're welcome, world. So, okay. So I tried a new game, and I think this is gonna be one for the lake. Uh-oh. You would be good at it. Not quite as good as me, but you would be really good at it. It's called it's called Bananagram.

Samantha [00:39:32]:
I know. I've heard of it before.

Lisa [00:39:34]:
It's like scrabble, but no points. Uh-huh. Which I think is good for you. Right? Because then there's really no keeping score. Because sometimes that's where we go astray.

Samantha [00:39:43]:
One of us knows words and one of us doesn't.

Lisa [00:39:46]:
But I'm pretty good actually because he doesn't I can do any words to whoever gets all their pieces done. Right? So so my little words can can can use up squares too.

Samantha [00:39:58]:
Uh-huh. I

Lisa [00:39:58]:
think it would be really, really good. I really enjoyed it. And I'm like, this is a good game for the lake, Bananagram.

Samantha [00:40:05]:
Oh my god. Right?

Lisa [00:40:06]:
It goes in a banana that looks like

Samantha [00:40:08]:
Yes. I

Lisa [00:40:09]:
know. Right? I know. Have you see have you seen it before?

Samantha [00:40:12]:
Yes. I have, Lisa.

Lisa [00:40:13]:
Next, we need to we need to invest in that. Okay?

Samantha [00:40:16]:
I feel like bringing a game to the lake is like bringing an extra pair of pants that we're never gonna wear.

Lisa [00:40:24]:
It's kind of true. Right? Kind of true.

Samantha [00:40:27]:
Because what did we learn the last time we went to the lake?

Lisa [00:40:30]:
We play no games.

Samantha [00:40:31]:
We play no games.

Lisa [00:40:32]:
Unless it's drinking.

Samantha [00:40:33]:
We wear our swimsuits, our And

Lisa [00:40:36]:
our pajamas.

Samantha [00:40:37]:
Pajamas. Our night

Lisa [00:40:38]:
and our

Samantha [00:40:39]:
That's it.

Lisa [00:40:39]:
That's it.

Samantha [00:40:40]:
That's it.

Lisa [00:40:41]:
Right. Literally, if you wanted to be nasty, you could go to and from in the same pair of panties because they didn't put a full day in.

Samantha [00:40:48]:
You you need one t shirt, one tank top, a pair of shorts, your swimsuit, and some pajamas.

Lisa [00:40:57]:
That's it. That's it. That's it.

Samantha [00:40:58]:
That's all we're looking for.

Lisa [00:40:59]:
Yeah. Like, next year, I'm probably just gonna go in a plastic bag.

Samantha [00:41:04]:
I think I think that's perfect for you.

Lisa [00:41:05]:
Alright. We take our makeup up. Why?

Samantha [00:41:08]:
I know. Right? Why? Why do we bother?

Lisa [00:41:13]:
You take up all your hair shit. Why?

Samantha [00:41:15]:
I know.

Lisa [00:41:15]:
I know. I always get my haircut short enough that it's like I don't have to worry about it.

Samantha [00:41:20]:
Wash and wear?

Lisa [00:41:21]:
Wash and wear. I'm going into the lake. I'd like my wash and wear hair, please. Right?

Samantha [00:41:27]:
Oh, but yes. Of course. Let's invest money in a new game.

Lisa [00:41:30]:
Let's invest money in a new game.

Samantha [00:41:32]:
And I probably would kick your ass.

Lisa [00:41:35]:
I don't know if you would. You always think you're so good at everything, but yet you're not.

Samantha [00:41:39]:
And yet, I try.

Lisa [00:41:41]:
And trying is good. That's that's what matters is that you try.

Samantha [00:41:45]:
So who won playing this game, this Bananarama?

Lisa [00:41:49]:
My family won most times. I played one. I won one time, but it was just something I didn't care that they were beating me. It's just I knew I could beat you.

Samantha [00:41:56]:
That's all that matters. Right. Okay. Well, if we buy it, I guess we'll find out.

Lisa [00:42:01]:
I guess we'll find out. Stay tuned next summer, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:42:04]:
Oh, yes.

Lisa [00:42:05]:
Will they or won't they?

Samantha [00:42:07]:
Will they

Lisa [00:42:07]:
or won't they? Right?

Samantha [00:42:08]:
But I feel like we need to revisit your carry on travel hack, Lisa.

Lisa [00:42:12]:
Oh, worked again like a

Samantha [00:42:14]:
charm. I know.

Lisa [00:42:15]:
Yeah. Perfect. It worked again.

Samantha [00:42:17]:
So proud of you right now.

Lisa [00:42:19]:
You know what? So here's the thing. Right? I can't stress it enough. People are not following the hack. I should have recorded it, but it was just me and that would be awkward. So you know it's a full plane, right? Because you picked your seats and you can see that there's none empty.

Samantha [00:42:35]:
Mhmm.

Lisa [00:42:35]:
Common sense tells you it's gonna be a full plane. Yep. You know everybody's coming with their carry on luggage because you're allowed to. Right? So everybody's worry always is that that that their luggage isn't gonna make it to their next destination.

Samantha [00:42:47]:
Right.

Lisa [00:42:48]:
It will. Trust me. You take your carry on luggage, you wait, like, by by your little places where you're supposed like, whatever your gate is. And eventually, they're gonna say, ladies and gentlemen, it's, it's Air Canada speaking, and we have a full plane today going to Saskatoon. If there's anybody that would like to leave their carry on luggage at the gate and check it in for free, we would be most appreciative. I'm a good person. I'll do that. So first time, I just I thought, you know what? My very first time ever doing it, I'm like, I'll just do that.

Lisa [00:43:22]:
I'm a good person. I'll do that. Then when they said, yes, you do that. You check it for free. Promise you, it gets on the plane, and you get to board pretty much first.

Samantha [00:43:34]:
Mhmm.

Lisa [00:43:35]:
It's a no brainer.

Samantha [00:43:36]:
It's a no brainer.

Lisa [00:43:37]:
It's a no brainer. And my flight was totally full. Three people did it. No. Only 3 people. And then everybody moans and groans because everybody's got no room to put my stuff. I know. Guess who had room to put their stuff? This girl.

Lisa [00:43:52]:
Oh, and guess who's sitting in seat 24, which is towards the back of the plane, but got here first? This girl. Because that's the hack.

Samantha [00:43:59]:
That's the hack.

Lisa [00:44:00]:
Friends of the podcast, if you're traveling, I need you to try the hack.

Samantha [00:44:04]:
Well, you should really try the hack.

Lisa [00:44:06]:
Are you gonna try the hack coming back?

Samantha [00:44:08]:
From Toronto to Saskatoon.

Lisa [00:44:10]:
Yeah. Right? Yeah. You know? Try it.

Samantha [00:44:13]:
Right? I'm gonna give it a go. I'll give it a go. Give it a go. Give it a go. And Lisa never never really, you know, has anything good to give you guys. So I feel like that might be your opportunity to take advantage of something that really works.

Lisa [00:44:28]:
And I feel that if there's a shortcut, there's no better person to figure that shortcut out than me.

Samantha [00:44:33]:
Well, this is true. If you can get around something and get something for free and get on a plane, yes. You're this is

Lisa [00:44:38]:
A minute.

Samantha [00:44:39]:
This is totally you.

Lisa [00:44:41]:
Totally me. Right? So I'm just I'm just sharing because I'm a good person. I'm just sharing me with you.

Samantha [00:44:46]:
Mhmm. That's

Lisa [00:44:46]:
what I'm doing.

Samantha [00:44:47]:
And and how was your layover in Toronto?

Lisa [00:44:50]:
You know what? It was so so it was a straight through flight. Right? So it was more it was more oh, no. Did I have a layover? Yeah. I did. Right.

Samantha [00:44:57]:
Well, you had to wait

Lisa [00:44:58]:
for your plane. I had to wait for my plane. Right? Because I drove to Toronto.

Samantha [00:45:02]:
Right.

Lisa [00:45:02]:
It feels like it was forever ago. Yes. So so I go and of course, I'm just hungry. Right? I just drove 5 hours.

Samantha [00:45:09]:
I just

Lisa [00:45:09]:
wanna have a snack. Right? Go. I asked the lady what's on I'm in the little local pub in there. What's on tap? I'm sitting against the wall to the waitress. What's on tap? She points to the wall behind me. She's like, it's just behind you. And she just stood there. We were having a battle of the will.

Lisa [00:45:31]:
She just stood there. I just sat there. She just stood there. I just sat there. And then finally, she's like, what type of beer do you like? And I'm like, I like a pale beer. So a pale ale? I'm like, yeah. Fine. And then she walks away in a big huff.

Lisa [00:45:51]:
I'm not gonna get up and read the the menu board that's behind me.

Samantha [00:45:56]:
I feel like she could have at least rattled off a few.

Lisa [00:46:00]:
She's staring at the menu, not

Samantha [00:46:02]:
me. Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:04]:
Because dear, that establishment, if your menus are in chalk on boards, everybody should be able to see them from wherever they sit.

Samantha [00:46:12]:
Right.

Lisa [00:46:12]:
I shake my head at that. Right? I cannot read behind me. And guess what? I'm not I'm I'm telling you right now. I'm not getting up.

Samantha [00:46:21]:
No. You're not

Lisa [00:46:22]:
getting up. So surprise me. Just just pick a fucking beer. Just pick a fucking beer.

Samantha [00:46:27]:
Do you think do you think, like, the people who work at at the airport are just, like, I'm fucking done? Like, I don't want I'm sure. I don't wanna play anymore. This was a good gig when I first got it. Now, I hate

Lisa [00:46:38]:
you all.

Samantha [00:46:38]:
I hate That's true.

Lisa [00:46:39]:
I hate

Samantha [00:46:40]:
talk friendlies. I hate everybody. Yeah. Right?

Lisa [00:46:42]:
I would hate that job. But then here's the thing. I wouldn't take that job because I would know I would hate that job. Right?

Samantha [00:46:49]:
Like, I we went to, we went to a cute little diner today, and, it was lovely. The food was good, but the waitress was really interesting. She was a young girl. She came over. I wasn't ready. And she's like

Lisa [00:47:07]:
I heard you had a 100 items.

Samantha [00:47:08]:
Oh my god. There were so many things to choose from. It's too big. It was too much. And so finally, she comes back. She sits down at the table beside us to take our order. You're young. Are you tired? Okay.

Samantha [00:47:22]:
Have a seat. And then she wrote everything down.

Lisa [00:47:25]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:47:26]:
And then the food came and it was great. And I said, can I get some vinegar for my French fries? And she's like, she's like, well, what kind? And I said, well, do you have malt vinegar? You mean the black stuff? Yes.

Lisa [00:47:42]:
Or brown.

Samantha [00:47:44]:
Whatever you wanna call it.

Lisa [00:47:46]:
Whatever you wanna call it.

Samantha [00:47:47]:
Sure. I'm like, yep. That's it. And I'm like, this is just so funny. And I'm like, this is

Lisa [00:47:54]:
gal who knows her vinegars.

Samantha [00:47:56]:
And I'm just like, okay. I mean, how long have you worked here? Have you not has someone ever asked you?

Lisa [00:48:02]:
She hates her job.

Samantha [00:48:03]:
I don't know. But it was and then never cleared a plate. Oh. And I'm like, okay.

Lisa [00:48:11]:
Right? Because because she Christy's done. She's over that.

Samantha [00:48:14]:
I just I don't know. Is there different etiquette for a diner? I don't know. It just I don't know. It was really funny. It was just the sitting down, the not knowing what the vinegar is.

Lisa [00:48:24]:
So even if there's different etiquette at a diner, I'm sure the tipping is all very similar

Samantha [00:48:29]:
across the hall. Very similar.

Lisa [00:48:31]:
All the types of restaurants. Right?

Samantha [00:48:35]:
I tipped 20% because I was like, this is a very interesting experience.

Lisa [00:48:39]:
Yeah. Hey. Yeah. I don't know. I I get it. Like, I just think that if you're not a people person, don't be in the service industry.

Samantha [00:48:46]:
No. You should not be.

Lisa [00:48:47]:
Right? Like You should

Samantha [00:48:49]:
not be.

Lisa [00:48:49]:
Unless you can fake it. Like, unless you can fake it really good all the time.

Samantha [00:48:53]:
That's true.

Lisa [00:48:54]:
Then that's fine. Right? Then that's more power to you. Right?

Samantha [00:48:57]:
Okay. So but speaking of faking things, what do you do when someone gives you a picture and it's in a lovely frame? Do you do you leave it out forever, or do you eventually put it away?

Lisa [00:49:12]:
What is the statue of limitations on how long that picture needs to be be out and proudly displayed? And then curious. And then I think it depends on the picture, on the person in it, on the relative. How often do you see them? Are they a good looking relative? Are they the ugly relative? Right? There's so many things that come into my mind.

Samantha [00:49:30]:
Oh, it's like the ugly baby. Right? It's like Right?

Lisa [00:49:32]:
Oh, God. Right? When when people because nobody thinks their baby apparently, nobody thinks their babies are ugly.

Samantha [00:49:38]:
Right. Nobody does.

Lisa [00:49:40]:
Some are ugly.

Samantha [00:49:41]:
But it's like Like, I don't know. How long is there, like, is there a certain time frame? Is it a year? Is it 2 years? Is it 10? Is it 20? Is it until they die? Like, I

Lisa [00:49:51]:
I'm thinking it's a I'm thinking it's a couple weeks.

Samantha [00:49:56]:
I don't think so. I don't

Lisa [00:49:58]:
And then I really don't. And then like the friendship bracelet, right, remember to bring it out if that person's coming.

Samantha [00:50:04]:
Alright. Sorry. I forgot. Right? Because you're I don't think I think that's a dangerous game. Right? Like, if you have it, you're gonna need to display it for a really long time.

Lisa [00:50:14]:
Okay. But it's like think of if you go to your parents' house, like, at some point, mom and dad, can we can we update our picture?

Samantha [00:50:20]:
Right.

Lisa [00:50:21]:
Does that picture of of me and my 2 sisters at the organ when we're, like, 7, 11, and 5 have to be there still?

Samantha [00:50:30]:
Like But maybe that's their favorite picture.

Lisa [00:50:32]:
But it shouldn't be.

Samantha [00:50:33]:
Well, you weren't little you know, you were not as horrible little shits as you were when you grew up.

Lisa [00:50:39]:
I don't know. It's bad. Right? I just think get rid of it. Let's move on. Right? You you you if you're going to redo maybe that's the thing. You're gonna buy new furniture and redecorate that room, it's time to change the pictures up.

Samantha [00:50:50]:
Okay. Or It's gonna

Lisa [00:50:52]:
be a long time.

Samantha [00:50:53]:
Or is there a designated wall room that you put all of these pictures that people give you?

Lisa [00:51:01]:
Yeah. Yeah. It's

Samantha [00:51:02]:
called a box.

Lisa [00:51:03]:
It's called a box. It goes with Holly Hobby under the bed. Totally.

Samantha [00:51:10]:
Oh, I don't know. It's called

Lisa [00:51:11]:
a it's totally called a box. I don't want that picture. You know what? I I just wanna keep it in my memory.

Samantha [00:51:16]:
Mhmm. It's

Lisa [00:51:17]:
perfect for me. Thanks. I mean, I like I mean, it's nice. And I get everybody gives you pictures of Christmas, right, of your family. Here's our family picture. Right? I said to Mike, I said, we should get family pictures done. Cheap, cheap Christmas gifts. Right? Cheap Christmas gifts.

Lisa [00:51:31]:
But then it's the same thing. Like, I've seen my my sister's house. She has a picture of me and Mike. It's it's it's almost 20 years. Like, it's 15 years old. And I'm like, God, when did we look? Oh, nice glasses, Mike. I didn't even have glasses yet. Right? And you're all kinda like,

Samantha [00:51:49]:
I'm just

Lisa [00:51:49]:
kidding. Like, girl.

Samantha [00:51:50]:
Aw, that's cute.

Lisa [00:51:52]:
Right? It's like I don't necessarily think that our wedding picture has to be out forever either. Oh,

Samantha [00:51:59]:
god. Right?

Lisa [00:52:00]:
It's good. I got the memory.

Samantha [00:52:02]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [00:52:03]:
And the real life.

Samantha [00:52:04]:
You scrubbed it away. It's good.

Lisa [00:52:07]:
It's going in that's where it belongs, in a box. Right? I'm not I'm not being a jerk and saying throw it away. Just saying put it in a box.

Samantha [00:52:16]:
So, just in case anybody

Lisa [00:52:19]:
6 months.

Samantha [00:52:19]:
6 months. Let's just to wrap this this little piece up. Don't give Lisa a picture of yourself, of her, of anything because it's not gonna live long. It's gonna get ditched. It's gonna get stuck somewhere in a drawer. Don't bother.

Lisa [00:52:34]:
I'm gonna bring them back out though when you come over. Samantha, for all I know, you have no pictures because

Samantha [00:52:40]:
I don't

Lisa [00:52:40]:
even know if you have

Samantha [00:52:41]:
a home. I don't have a home.

Lisa [00:52:43]:
Right? Jury's still out. Right? Right. We don't know. I don't know. It beats me. It beats me. So as I'm driving, right, my 6, 5 and a half hour drive

Samantha [00:52:56]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:52:57]:
Listening to some podcasts, right, listening to some great music. And I figured out how to measure how bad of a singer you really are.

Samantha [00:53:08]:
And I

Lisa [00:53:08]:
don't mean you. I'm saying in general. Right? If you think you're this is for everybody should do this. If you think you're a good singer, because most of us think we're a pretty good singer. If you think you're a good singer, I challenge you to sing Rolling in the Deep by Adele. Oh. Because only Adele can sing Adele and that's really what she should be saying in her song. Not you could have had it all.

Lisa [00:53:30]:
She should be saying, don't you fucking try to sing this song because you're not me. Right? Like, I'm blaring it out. I'm, like, belting it out because I love that song right now with the clapping

Samantha [00:53:41]:
and

Lisa [00:53:41]:
all that. And then all I thought was, oh, god. I am so bad. Only a doubt there was one other song that did it too and an ABBA song that I sing frequently

Samantha [00:53:52]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:53:52]:
Out in public. Yep. Right? Mamma Mia. That was another tough one.

Samantha [00:53:57]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:53:58]:
That when you sing it by yourself in the car and it's just really you you hear, I'm like, oh.

Samantha [00:54:02]:
Well, they say to not sing Celine Dion or Whitney Houston. So

Lisa [00:54:07]:
Oh, okay. Yeah. Right? I say for all those would be thriving singers. Just slow your roll and sing a little Adele in private and then reevaluate. It's like when I try and sing, Hey, Soul Sister.

Samantha [00:54:20]:
Oh, God. Please don't.

Lisa [00:54:22]:
Because I can't get the tune of it in my head. No.

Samantha [00:54:24]:
Hey, Soul Sister.

Lisa [00:54:27]:
And you're like, no. No. Hey. No. No. Right? You're like, no. I'm like, I can't get the tune of that song in my head to save my life.

Samantha [00:54:36]:
It's so bad when you sing it.

Lisa [00:54:39]:
It's so bad. Right? Even even the HHG. Right? Our other buddy. She's like, yeah. No.

Samantha [00:54:45]:
Well, she was the Schultz sisters.

Lisa [00:54:47]:
So She has a career in singing

Samantha [00:54:49]:
songs. We we are very self conscious when we are belting out tunes in Hudson's. You know? I think I've hit in 2 perfect notes in the entire time we've been doing that.

Lisa [00:54:59]:
And it was in the same song. Yeah. And she pointed it out. Right? Because she's got the ear. She got the ear.

Samantha [00:55:06]:
She's like, oh, that was so good. And look, well, it wasn't I wasn't trying. So that's the beauty of that.

Lisa [00:55:15]:
So the HHG is on a cruise right now. Right?

Samantha [00:55:17]:
Yes. She is.

Lisa [00:55:19]:
She's got no Wi Fi.

Samantha [00:55:20]:
Oh, no. But I got a

Lisa [00:55:23]:
message late in the middle of the night last night. Hi. How are you? And I'm like, Kate, is this like an SOS? Like, is she fine? Did the ship sink? Did she jump overboard? Is she in a dinghy?

Samantha [00:55:34]:
Oh my god. Is it

Lisa [00:55:35]:
too much family time? And like and so, of course, I reply back. Hey, I'm good. What about you? And now nothing. Because there's no Wi Fi.

Samantha [00:55:42]:
Because there's no Wi Fi. I'm like, oh my god.

Lisa [00:55:44]:
Oh, no. Don't send rogue messages if you know you have no Wi Fi. Right?

Samantha [00:55:49]:
Don't send rogue messages.

Lisa [00:55:51]:
I'm like, do I need to call the coast guard? Is she fine? Are girls missing?

Samantha [00:55:55]:
I don't know. Oh, god. I don't know. Please save the HHT. If you do anything in this world, God,

Lisa [00:56:01]:
just take the HHT.

Samantha [00:56:02]:
Just take the HHT.

Lisa [00:56:05]:
Not the HHT.

Samantha [00:56:06]:
Not our bestie. Not the third one. Come on.

Lisa [00:56:10]:
It's like that Tim McGraw song. Right? Just don't take the girl. Right? Don't take the HHG.

Samantha [00:56:17]:
Oh, good. Okay. Well, you know what they can take?

Lisa [00:56:21]:
What can they take?

Samantha [00:56:22]:
0 sugar Oreos. Oh my god. Stop it. Don't make a perfectly fine cookie that should have all the sugar in it.

Lisa [00:56:32]:
All the sugar. Healthy. All the sugar.

Samantha [00:56:33]:
What is the point?

Lisa [00:56:35]:
What it's it's a treat. I'm not eating a treat for for my health.

Samantha [00:56:38]:
Can we just stop that?

Lisa [00:56:40]:
I just want a treat to stay a treat, please.

Samantha [00:56:42]:
Like, I don't I have a really bad I don't like the aspartame, the sucralose. I don't

Lisa [00:56:50]:
like You don't like Stevia.

Samantha [00:56:51]:
I hate all the fake sugars. I do. I really, really do. And they make everything taste weird

Lisa [00:56:57]:
and chemically. I don't mind I don't mind the fake sugars, but I really only want it in very few things, though.

Samantha [00:57:03]:
I don't want it in my in my Oreos.

Lisa [00:57:06]:
I don't want it in my Oreo. You know my real Oreo. Right, dear Oreo? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Samantha [00:57:11]:
Don't fix it. I'm shaking my head at that. I'm shaking my head

Lisa [00:57:14]:
I'm in a double shake.

Samantha [00:57:15]:
At the Oreo company. Is it Nabisco?

Lisa [00:57:19]:
I don't know.

Samantha [00:57:20]:
I don't know. Whoever makes Oreos. Sorry.

Lisa [00:57:21]:
Whoever makes it.

Samantha [00:57:22]:
I should know that, but I don't.

Lisa [00:57:23]:
No. But we shouldn't because we don't we don't check these things.

Samantha [00:57:25]:
We don't. We don't we don't

Lisa [00:57:27]:
do the leg work like that. That's not our fucked test.

Samantha [00:57:32]:
No. But just stop messing with perfectly decent cookies. Right. Just leave

Lisa [00:57:36]:
it alone.

Samantha [00:57:37]:
To be exactly how they're supposed to be. Sugary.

Lisa [00:57:41]:
Sugary.

Samantha [00:57:41]:
Lots of it.

Lisa [00:57:42]:
Perfect and sugary. Yeah. Oh my god. Right?

Samantha [00:57:46]:
Stop it.

Lisa [00:57:47]:
Just leave it. Just leave it alone, would you?

Samantha [00:57:50]:
Stop it now.

Lisa [00:57:52]:
Totally. Right? Totally.

Samantha [00:57:53]:
I do need to mention very quickly. I need to shout out a convenience store here in the states, in New Jersey, called Wawa.

Lisa [00:58:02]:
And in my city Ontario, it's a town. Mhmm.

Samantha [00:58:05]:
Well, here it's it's a convenience store that's everywhere. It's like the 711. It just pops up everywhere.

Lisa [00:58:11]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:58:11]:
And they make the best mac and cheese ever.

Lisa [00:58:15]:
Really?

Samantha [00:58:16]:
It's so good.

Lisa [00:58:18]:
You've said this before, and

Samantha [00:58:19]:
Oh my god. It's so good. It's like crack. I don't know what they put in it, but it's so delicious. It's very caloric, but it's well worth the scoops.

Lisa [00:58:28]:
It's well worth it. Of of of yumminess.

Samantha [00:58:31]:
Yummy cheesy macaroniiness.

Lisa [00:58:33]:
It's funny. Right? Because most people don't buy their their their their side dishes from No.

Samantha [00:58:37]:
It's a totally different experience. It's like Really? Have you ever heard of a place called Buc ee's? No. It's in Texas, I think. No. And it's like this massive place where you can buy groceries and food, and it's just like everything. And the Wawa is like that. It's like a convenience store, but it has food, and it does, like, all subs and bread crust. Yeah.

Samantha [00:58:57]:
It's just awesome. It's

Lisa [00:58:59]:
Alright. Hello, Wawa.

Samantha [00:59:00]:
Like, our 7 Elevens, our convenience stores, what a bar. Really?

Lisa [00:59:05]:
Hey, put us to shame.

Samantha [00:59:07]:
This is the real shit, people.

Lisa [00:59:08]:
Because they serve a mac and cheese.

Samantha [00:59:10]:
No, it's just, like, it's really good.

Lisa [00:59:12]:
It's just really good?

Samantha [00:59:13]:
It's really good. Okay. It's really, really good. Just saying.

Lisa [00:59:17]:
Dear Wawa, thanks for impressing with my friend. Dear Wawa. Alright. We'll go Wawa.

Samantha [00:59:24]:
Okay. But

Lisa [00:59:24]:
More than just more than just a city in Ontario.

Samantha [00:59:27]:
Yes. It is. More than a city. But on Facebook, on Sunday, Lisa, you dropped a question.

Lisa [00:59:33]:
Still nobody has come up with a better title. It's just still question of the week.

Samantha [00:59:37]:
Question of the week. What do you put on your pizza? Well, we got all sorts. Everybody had an opinion about what to put on a pizza.

Lisa [00:59:45]:
Oh, my goodness. It was crazy. Right? Like, so Carol likes it all.

Samantha [00:59:48]:
Yes. She does.

Lisa [00:59:49]:
Kellyanne wants sausage, ham, green olives, and pineapple.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
You know it.

Lisa [00:59:54]:
Andrea is adding barbecue sauce with veggies.

Samantha [00:59:57]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:59:58]:
Hailey adding in pepperoni, Italian sausage, pineapple, hot peppers, and green olives. And Samantha, you felt that joy won you over.

Samantha [01:00:08]:
She did. She won me over because she said, olives, feta, bacon, and tomatoes. Girl, we could have a pizza together. I'd eat that.

Lisa [01:00:15]:
And Anna seems like she's super easy to get along with. Right? She'll take anything? No anchovies or olives? No. Most people want a pineapple on their pizza.

Samantha [01:00:23]:
Yeah. My mom was like, pineapple and exclamations and big letters, capital letters.

Lisa [01:00:29]:
So it should be. So it should that's where it should be. That's where it should be on the pizza.

Samantha [01:00:34]:
And then you had your weird combo of what is it? Onion, pineapple, and bacon, I believe?

Lisa [01:00:38]:
And bacon and extra sauce.

Samantha [01:00:40]:
Yeah. That's weird. Hey? You know?

Lisa [01:00:42]:
No. You're weird.

Samantha [01:00:42]:
Do you know that about yourself?

Lisa [01:00:44]:
Yeah. About I don't know. I think your pizzas are weird.

Samantha [01:00:47]:
Mhmm. But you know you know what's really funny is that on your travels, only you can find the trend that comes back.

Lisa [01:00:54]:
Right? That you the trend you never wanna have come back come back.

Samantha [01:00:57]:
Yeah. So you posted that picture of the jellies and you asked, are they coming back? Are jellies coming back? And everyone was like, no.

Lisa [01:01:06]:
And let me tell you, Samantha, that was a hard picture to get. Right? So the girl was sitting beside me very closely Oh. And it was an awkward angle. So I'm literally holding my phone where if she had just looked sideways, she'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? Taking a picture of your cross leg, actually, ma'am. Because I believed here you're in a jelly.

Samantha [01:01:27]:
You're in a jelly. Why are you in a jelly?

Lisa [01:01:29]:
And I cohost a podcast from Canada, and my people need to know, jellies might be coming back. So just oh, just just shut up and let me take my picture.

Samantha [01:01:38]:
Oh my god. Like, when you said that to me, I'm like, oh my god. Why are they coming back?

Lisa [01:01:43]:
I know. And it was kind of a sparkly jelly. Yeah. I'm like

Samantha [01:01:49]:
like, it was horrible when we were kids, and that was the eighties.

Lisa [01:01:54]:
Yes.

Samantha [01:01:54]:
And we wore some dumb shit.

Lisa [01:01:56]:
Yeah. Try being me in that moment seeing that jelly. Oh. I was like,

Samantha [01:02:00]:
oh. It was I think it might have been traumatic. It was traumatic.

Lisa [01:02:04]:
I had like a PTSD moment, I feel.

Samantha [01:02:07]:
Oh my god. And are you guys, friends of the podcast, you had some seriously strong opinions about this.

Lisa [01:02:12]:
We did.

Samantha [01:02:13]:
And most of them were traumatic flashbacks of sore feet and blisters, which I thought I'm like, there's nothing good that comes from a jelly.

Lisa [01:02:23]:
No. No. It's worse than the croc.

Samantha [01:02:26]:
I mean, Stephanie was like her sister-in-law bought okay. Stephanie's sister-in-law just recently bought a pair to wear at a new Kids on the Block concert.

Lisa [01:02:36]:
Oh my.

Samantha [01:02:36]:
Wow. I get it. You're gonna be so so why did I do this to myself?

Lisa [01:02:42]:
Yeah. Why did I go there?

Samantha [01:02:43]:
They are not gonna be good. And then Cindy said she has blister back flashbacks. Paula thinks, jellies and crocs should never be worn.

Lisa [01:02:52]:
Good. I agree with Paula.

Samantha [01:02:53]:
Yeah. Samantha f Samantha f g says no way. Haley s uncomfortable wearing as a kid. Jessica loved hers.

Lisa [01:03:01]:
There's always gotta be some people that love them, though. Right?

Samantha [01:03:03]:
And Don's granddaughter loves hers. And Josie is not surprised they came back as everything is cyclical.

Lisa [01:03:09]:
So true.

Samantha [01:03:10]:
Do you remember that word, Lisa? Do you remember the word? Cyclical. Right?

Lisa [01:03:12]:
Comes around. Right.

Samantha [01:03:13]:
Oh, that's good.

Lisa [01:03:15]:
Around. Right? So good. But once was right? I can give you the bird right now. If You're watching this on the YouTube, you're seeing me giving Samantha the finger. And that's the middle one that is.

Samantha [01:03:27]:
Yeah. But I'm just I'm with everyone else. Don't. That's just some things don't need to come back.

Lisa [01:03:34]:
That and the neon. Right? Keep it away?

Samantha [01:03:36]:
Yeah. Neon was never really great for anybody.

Lisa [01:03:38]:
Uh-uh. Keep it. We don't need it. We don't need it. We don't need it. We don't need it. Maybe the mile high hair too. Right? Sam's hair from the eighties, and she's ing a stairway to

Samantha [01:03:51]:
You know it. I was, like, hardcore in the hardcore.

Lisa [01:03:54]:
Your hair your hair was so close to God.

Samantha [01:03:56]:
I know. It was beautiful. Right? I was so popular. I was so in. Right? So in.

Lisa [01:04:03]:
So it was. And then our Facebook Tuesday.

Samantha [01:04:05]:
I know. Lisa, we were very busy on Facebook this week. I know. Very busy. I'm like, and there's a question, and then there's a photo, and then Lisa's showing off Crocs. I'm like, why is she wearing Crocs? What the fuck?

Lisa [01:04:17]:
I there was so much going on this week. It was a bit and friends of the podcast, that's why you need to tell your friends. Join us on your socials.

Samantha [01:04:25]:
Something weird is always happening.

Lisa [01:04:26]:
There's never a dull moment. Right?

Samantha [01:04:28]:
Oh my god. Okay. Who just posted? Was it was it Joanne? Josie.

Lisa [01:04:33]:
Joanne. No. Joanne.

Samantha [01:04:35]:
Is it Joanne? Joanne just posted in case you guys you gotta go to the Facebook if you haven't seen it.

Lisa [01:04:40]:
Yes, Joanne.

Samantha [01:04:40]:
She just posted it. She goes, apple is the flavor of the fall. Yes. Not pumpkin spice. There, I've said it.

Lisa [01:04:50]:
Thank you. And there's I've seen I'm seeing GIFs that are like mic drop. I'm like fact.

Samantha [01:04:58]:
I'm like, oh, look at her go, girl.

Lisa [01:05:01]:
Girl, I got I got you, girl. I got you.

Samantha [01:05:04]:
Oh, so funny. It was so funny. But the apple does get forgotten, though.

Lisa [01:05:08]:
It does, right? Because the pumpkin, in comes the big bully pumpkin.

Samantha [01:05:11]:
Yeah. Big bully pumpkin. Here it comes.

Lisa [01:05:13]:
But what was with everybody hating cold brew? I hate cold brew too. I can't say I hate it. I've never had it.

Samantha [01:05:17]:
No. You've never had it. Cold brew is cold coffee. Yeah.

Lisa [01:05:20]:
It sounds but I was told this weekend by my brother-in-law that there's a difference. It's not just cold coffee. It's iced coffee.

Samantha [01:05:27]:
Yes. It's iced.

Lisa [01:05:28]:
So it's not like, oh, my last slurp of my hot coffee. Oh, that's gross because it's cold. That's what I think cold coffee is. Yeah. Cold brew. He says it's not. Have you

Samantha [01:05:36]:
had an iced cat before? Because that's what it is.

Lisa [01:05:39]:
No. I don't want that.

Samantha [01:05:40]:
So everybody was like cold brew. Ew. Gross. And then the Slurpee was getting, you know, I took great offense to everyone ditching the Slurpee.

Lisa [01:05:49]:
I know. I feel Just the nice nice

Samantha [01:05:52]:
My gen x heart, my kid, my gen x kid that lives within me was just like puppy. Why are you doing that? Why are you Why are you why is this the Slurpee.

Lisa [01:06:02]:
Right? It was, like, cheap, affordable.

Samantha [01:06:04]:
It was so affordable.

Lisa [01:06:06]:
And wonderful back in the day.

Samantha [01:06:08]:
And the big gulp. Remember, he got a big gulp, and then you just it was like this thing you drank for hours. Right. For

Lisa [01:06:13]:
hours. So it was just a big pop. Right? It was like a 6 foot it was like bigger than the Stanley mug pop. Yeah.

Samantha [01:06:19]:
Yeah. Totally. Right? But and people didn't like frozen yogurt, which I thought was really odd.

Lisa [01:06:25]:
Seems odd. Because usually usually people they like that sort of stuff.

Samantha [01:06:28]:
Well, and they were dissing popsicles too, actually.

Lisa [01:06:32]:
Which is okay.

Samantha [01:06:33]:
I just don't know you sometimes friends of the podcast, they just don't understand you.

Lisa [01:06:37]:
And you think I'm fickle. How much fun was that on our Instagram this week? Oh. Right? All the different posts we were posting

Samantha [01:06:48]:
on our

Lisa [01:06:48]:
on our IG. So here's nothing new, guys. Right? If you don't if you're not part of our of our of our kind of group on Instagram, you need to be. I shake my head because we were having a, we, you and I were having an argument through photos.

Samantha [01:07:02]:
An argument through videos.

Lisa [01:07:04]:
Video, right? And it went on and on back and forth

Samantha [01:07:08]:
and back and forth. Yeah. It was

Lisa [01:07:10]:
a good time. So just something else for you to try.

Samantha [01:07:12]:
Only in Lisa and Sam fashion can we then argue through video.

Lisa [01:07:16]:
Through video. And like, oh, really? Record, record, record, pump.

Samantha [01:07:21]:
Yeah. That was pretty good, actually. That was pretty fun. Alright. But guys, so as we've said, you can connect with us on our many social platforms or check out our website at ishakemyheadpod.com and sign up for newsletters, check out our blog, leave us a message or voice mail, and stay listen Can we

Lisa [01:07:38]:
just touch on the voice mail? Can we get one voice mail to share?

Samantha [01:07:41]:
Hang on. And stay to listen to any of our episodes.

Lisa [01:07:44]:
Sorry. I interrupted. I'm an interrupter.

Samantha [01:07:46]:
All the time.

Lisa [01:07:47]:
I'm an interrupter.

Samantha [01:07:48]:
All the times.

Lisa [01:07:49]:
Get excited. I just want a voice mail. I want a voice mail. Okay. Because then we can play it on our show.

Samantha [01:07:55]:
Yes. We could play it on our show if somebody leaves us a voice mail.

Lisa [01:07:58]:
Leave us a voice mail, somebody.

Samantha [01:07:59]:
Okay. You're so excited. Alright. If you want to catch our videos, check out our YouTube page and subscribe to get notified of a new episode. And, yes, we have a 103 people now. Yay. We do have Patreon, which patreon.com/ishakemyhead. It's $2 a month.

Samantha [01:08:15]:
It starts there. You get the episode early, an extra episode every month. Check it out. We do have extra content that no one else sees. So if you like a little more Lisa and Sam in your life, then you should be going there.

Lisa [01:08:27]:
And And there's changes coming here too.

Samantha [01:08:29]:
And we've been doing video, not audio as well. So Yes. Could you just let me finish?

Lisa [01:08:35]:
No. Because you're not gonna say that. We're gonna be bringing back some things from the past.

Samantha [01:08:38]:
We're gonna bring things from the past, but we're also gonna be doing things that Some

Lisa [01:08:42]:
new things

Samantha [01:08:43]:
too. That you only get to see on Patreon. Right. Right.

Lisa [01:08:46]:
So sorry. I'm a butter in.

Samantha [01:08:48]:
Yes. You you are. And if you need some new I shake my head swag, it is not threadless.

Lisa [01:08:57]:
I I guess I'm gonna butt in here.

Samantha [01:08:58]:
Yes. It's not threadless.

Lisa [01:09:00]:
It's at teapublic.com. Just search I shake my head.

Samantha [01:09:05]:
I have old notes. Sorry, guys.

Lisa [01:09:06]:
Right? That's how prepared she is.

Samantha [01:09:08]:
Yes. It's tea public, so yay for us.

Lisa [01:09:12]:
Yeah. And we've already had 2 sales.

Samantha [01:09:14]:
Oh, yay. Right?

Lisa [01:09:16]:
Somebody appreciated our stuff.

Samantha [01:09:18]:
Good. Well, and it's new and fun and fresh. So Yeah. Right? Check it out.

Lisa [01:09:22]:
Check it out.

Samantha [01:09:23]:
And we wish wanna thank John Domingo for editing our podcast each week. He does a good job.

Lisa [01:09:29]:
Thanks, John.

Samantha [01:09:31]:
Stop it.

Lisa [01:09:35]:
Samantha.

Samantha [01:09:35]:
Fantasy football in a week or Pretty week

Lisa [01:09:39]:
and a half. I know. Right? Alright. You got some work to do? Get your teams all

Samantha [01:09:43]:
I have no clue what I'm doing.

Lisa [01:09:45]:
Get get your get your this would be my dream team.

Samantha [01:09:48]:
Oh, fuck. I don't know what I'm doing.

Lisa [01:09:52]:
I'm gonna see. We'll see. Alright. See if I can I can repeat? Mhmm. Right? With our friend Dwayne Wyatt too.

Samantha [01:09:58]:
Yes. He's playing with us.

Lisa [01:10:00]:
I think we've got lots of teams this time from the looks of it.

Samantha [01:10:03]:
Mhmm.

Lisa [01:10:04]:
Right? Way to go, John. I wish everybody would throw in $5 and we'd have some money.

Samantha [01:10:09]:
This is just for fun, Lisa.

Lisa [01:10:10]:
I know, right? And like $5 sounds fun.

Samantha [01:10:13]:
Just like you thinking that you're probably gonna get rich off of this.

Lisa [01:10:18]:
I know. I've gotta figure out when do I take this to Vegas. Okay. Maybe I'm a gambler. Maybe that's my maybe that's my uncharted skill.

Samantha [01:10:27]:
Your addiction? Yes.

Lisa [01:10:29]:
I don't have an addiction, but maybe I'm really, really good at poker or something that I don't even know.

Samantha [01:10:33]:
You don't even know. Yeah.

Lisa [01:10:34]:
Look at my mom Bob poke your face. I

Samantha [01:10:40]:
don't think so.

Lisa [01:10:41]:
I think I could bluff with the best of them. No. I don't know. Probably not. Samantha, anything else you wanna talk about?

Samantha [01:10:47]:
No. I'm good, Lisa.

Lisa [01:10:48]:
Friends of the podcast, have a great week. Download and subscribe and please let people know about us. Yes. Right? Samantha, always a pleasure. Samantha, to me. Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.