Confessions Of A Hot Mess

Lisa [00:00:06]:
So I've been doing some soul searching, Samantha. I had a little bit of time on my hands. We had an extra day off this weekend. Ah, I don't know. What's a girl do, right? You're feeling a little thick in the middle. You gotta reinvent things, right? So I've come up with a new diet because guess what? It's diet time.

Samantha [00:00:21]:
I need you to stop thinking, Lisa.

Lisa [00:00:24]:
Why?

Samantha [00:00:24]:
Get you into trouble?

Lisa [00:00:26]:
It's not. It's going to actually make me slim and svelte.

Samantha [00:00:30]:
In what way?

Lisa [00:00:31]:
I'm going to be svelte.

Samantha [00:00:33]:
How?

Lisa [00:00:33]:
In all ways, because my diet. Because I've just. Listen, I've created. It's called the combo diet. So you take any two diet plans out there and you combine them. So this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to do the carnivore half. Carnivore diet? Why, you might ask? Because, hi, I love meat.

Lisa [00:00:51]:
And the other half is going to be intermittent fasting. And why again? Because I don't like to eat. Put them together, mix them all up.

Samantha [00:01:01]:
Are you.

Lisa [00:01:01]:
And I got my new combo diet. Okay. Why? What's wrong with it? It's perfect.

Samantha [00:01:07]:
So when you decide to eat, if ever, you will eat only meat.

Lisa [00:01:15]:
I guess that's how it works, right? I was kind of talking to my boss about it today and she thought it might seem a little awkward because there's lots of stuff I like that isn't me related. But sometimes when a girl's going to diet, you got to give. You got to make these options.

Samantha [00:01:29]:
Okay, so are you going to eat a meat donut? Are you going to have meat Timbits? Are you going to have meat pudding?

Lisa [00:01:36]:
That's going to be.

Samantha [00:01:37]:
Have meat chocolate bars? Are you going to have meat potato chips? I'm just curious. Because if it's a combo diet. Right.

Lisa [00:01:48]:
Right.

Samantha [00:01:49]:
And you only want to do a carnivore combo.

Lisa [00:01:54]:
Right. Right. I mean, it kind of sounds like a man's diet.

Samantha [00:01:58]:
It sounds.

Lisa [00:01:59]:
Right.

Samantha [00:01:59]:
So, okay, so, okay, can I just say, you are setting yourself up for failure and you need to stop right now.

Lisa [00:02:07]:
Why?

Samantha [00:02:08]:
You need to stop.

Lisa [00:02:08]:
No, but here's the thing, right? Okay. I can answer your questions, right? No, I won't have a meat donut because that sounds disgusting. But maybe I'll have, I don't know, like an egg McMuffin. No, that's got meat in it.

Samantha [00:02:23]:
But it's a muffin.

Lisa [00:02:25]:
But. And it's got eggs and eggs come from a bird and that's A meat.

Samantha [00:02:30]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:02:31]:
And then there's buns, and bun comes from the earth, and animals come from the earth, and earth gives us animals because animals eat the stuff that makes the buns. It's all part of it. I can work it all in. So somehow it works.

Samantha [00:02:46]:
You can eat a muffin because it has an egg in it, because that's.

Lisa [00:02:50]:
How an egg McMuffin I can eat. I can eat the. Can. Pay attention. I can eat the bun that I take. The Egg McMuffin part. It's. Listen, I'm trying to explain this to you.

Lisa [00:03:01]:
It's really important. The world could be, like, waiting, like, on baited breath for this.

Samantha [00:03:06]:
I doubt it.

Lisa [00:03:06]:
Hang on.

Samantha [00:03:07]:
I very, very much doubt it.

Lisa [00:03:10]:
Take the egg McMuffin part. Take. Take the muffin. Take. It's the bread part of the egg McMuffin. Right? It's made with wheat, which comes from the ground, which animals eat. A cow eats meat. A cow is meat.

Lisa [00:03:26]:
A cow eats green.

Samantha [00:03:28]:
Wow, that stretch like that is such a long stretch for you that even I'm amazed that you. You tried to, like, link it back. Yeah, yeah.

Lisa [00:03:38]:
Right. And I probably. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I probably could work in a chocolate bar because it comes from the milk. The cow makes milk.

Samantha [00:03:46]:
Oh, my God. I think it's going to work. It doesn't make a cacao. It doesn't make cacao.

Lisa [00:03:53]:
It grows in a tree. It's a bean. Coffee's a bean, chocolate's a bean. That's like a legume. People eat that instead of meat. It's like a.

Samantha [00:04:02]:
Not a legume. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:04:05]:
It's a cousin of the legume. A nut and a legume, okay. They're, like, related somehow.

Samantha [00:04:09]:
Can I just say that if you're going to try and find every excuse known to man to eat still.

Lisa [00:04:19]:
You asked me questions, I answered them.

Samantha [00:04:21]:
No, but you're still going to eat a muffin, which, technically, on the carnivore diet, you're not supposed to eat. And. And neither can. Should you be eating chocolate. That's not on the carnivore diet either.

Lisa [00:04:31]:
But then I'm going to intermit and I'm going to take a big break from eating.

Samantha [00:04:34]:
You always take a break for eating. Like, you don't eat breakfast. You barely eat lunch. And when you do, it's a potato chip or a banana. Like, let's be real.

Lisa [00:04:43]:
I know, right? So I have that. So now I have to bring in a chunk of meat, like a pepperette. Oh, my God. Like a pepperoni stick, Right? That's what I'm gonna eat. Come from. Because that's meat.

Samantha [00:04:56]:
We need to stop this. The carnivore hurt. I want nothing to do with this, and I am not going out with you. I'm not going out with you when.

Lisa [00:05:08]:
I just order meat. No, I'm just having meat. No, just have a steak, please. Like that.

Samantha [00:05:15]:
No, no.

Lisa [00:05:16]:
That's like maybe doing a lot of. I feel that comes along with the diet.

Samantha [00:05:20]:
That sound fantastic.

Lisa [00:05:22]:
Just saying. I'm concerned. I feel a little thick in the middle.

Samantha [00:05:27]:
Okay, awesome. Let's move forward, shall we?

Lisa [00:05:33]:
You know what? And here I was crazy to think maybe you were going to be excited and happy for me. No, no.

Samantha [00:05:39]:
Why would I be?

Lisa [00:05:40]:
Not happening.

Samantha [00:05:41]:
No, we're moving forward.

Lisa [00:05:42]:
Hello, friends of the podcast. Fine, we're moving forward.

Samantha [00:05:48]:
Hello, everybody. Yes, I stopped Lisa's crazy tangent of her bizarre carnivore intermittent dieting combo. Whatever.

Lisa [00:06:00]:
If it's that crazy.

Samantha [00:06:01]:
Whatever.

Lisa [00:06:02]:
If it's really that crazy, it.

Samantha [00:06:04]:
It is that crazy. Okay, I need.

Lisa [00:06:07]:
I think when they invented the telephone, they thought that was going to be crazy too, and look at how well that turned out.

Samantha [00:06:13]:
Uhhuh. Okay. All right. If you haven't heard yet, friends of the podcast, August 16th in Collingwood, Ontario. I shake my head. Presents the Bare Bones tour. Yes. We are doing one show, one show only.

Samantha [00:06:28]:
Catch us live at the Simco Theater. And stay tuned for ticket details. We will release that probably within like, a few weeks to a month maybe when we get the tickets up and running. And we would just like to say. We just like to shout out Carrie, who is our biggest fan. She sent us a voice message the other day saying how excited she is about our live show and that she's going to renew her passport and come on down from Wisconsin. And I'm like, okay, girl, you go. You do that.

Lisa [00:06:59]:
And here's the thing, right? If she comes all the way down from Wisconsin, Samantha, like, we're going to have to take her out for breakfast or something.

Samantha [00:07:05]:
Well, it's just a lot of pressure, right? Because now we got to be good, so.

Lisa [00:07:09]:
But it's good pressure, right? Because somebody's excited. We. We got to live up to our own hype.

Samantha [00:07:14]:
Yes, very much so.

Lisa [00:07:15]:
That's what we got to do, right? I think that. I think it'd be awesome. I think. Yay. Bring on the world. Bring on the world. To the Bare Bones tour.

Samantha [00:07:24]:
Bring on the world. And if you do happen to love what you hear, if you're listening to Us. Don't forget to share, download and subscribe to the podcast. Invite your friends. Invite your neighbors. We'll take them all.

Lisa [00:07:36]:
Invite your. Invite the strangers. Doesn't matter. Okay, well, I feel like I don't want to really talk about this because you just totally destroyed my first brainwave. Number one.

Samantha [00:07:49]:
I feel, as your friend, I need to, like, squash your spirit as needed.

Lisa [00:07:55]:
But that's a weird friendship trait, right? It's a weird one. It's a weird one that you bring to the friendship.

Samantha [00:08:02]:
I feel like it keeps you from making really bad choices.

Lisa [00:08:06]:
It's just meat and not eating. Meat and not eat. Meat and not eat. That's all it is.

Samantha [00:08:10]:
Okay?

Lisa [00:08:11]:
Pepperette Diet. I just didn't want to call it the Pepperette Diet because I thought that would raise. That would raise flags, too. Right? That's essentially what it is, Samantha.

Samantha [00:08:23]:
I'm sure it is, Lisa. That's scary all in itself.

Lisa [00:08:26]:
Right? Anyways, this is what I want to talk to you about. Okay?

Samantha [00:08:30]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:08:30]:
And I'm. I've been thinking about this. You always see commercials or you see on the TikTok or on the Instagram, and these ladies are having their wine, and they're in there, like, matching pajamas. You're a matching pajama girl.

Samantha [00:08:42]:
Yes, I am.

Lisa [00:08:43]:
Right? And these people, these ladies, they're, like, in their matching pajamas. I'm not a matching pajama person. I'm a pajama nightmare and always have been. Right? Ever since I could ditch that nightie at the age of seven, there was no looking back. But this is what I want. I want to invest in matching pajamas. Picture this. Picture this, Samantha, right? Me looking all classy.

Lisa [00:09:05]:
Even if all I'm doing is just sitting on the chair. I'm looking classy because I'm in my matching pajamas. This would be my weekend motto. Saturday goal. Chick. Is it chick or chic?

Samantha [00:09:17]:
It's chic.

Lisa [00:09:18]:
Gotta learn my. I gotta learn those words. Right? Because if you don't know, that means.

Samantha [00:09:22]:
You will never attain your Saturday goals. You're never gonna get there.

Lisa [00:09:26]:
You're never gonna get. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be chick.

Samantha [00:09:29]:
I'm gonna be chick. I mean, so check.

Lisa [00:09:31]:
I'm gonna be chick Cozy with absolutely zero plans.

Samantha [00:09:37]:
Fantastic. I can't wait to see your matching ensemble, Lisa.

Lisa [00:09:42]:
Right. Because I've seen you in matching pajamas.

Samantha [00:09:46]:
Yes, Because I know how to dress myself.

Lisa [00:09:49]:
Right. When we first learned about the hhg, we envisioned her, which sounds creepy, but not like that. In her. Hugh Hefner's And a little stiletto slipper with fur. However, now we've learned that she's a hot mess at night. And the furthest thing away from this stereotype that once was I.

Samantha [00:10:08]:
You know what? Who knows what she does in the comfort of her own home, right?

Lisa [00:10:12]:
I don't know. Maybe she's classy. Maybe she's super classy.

Samantha [00:10:15]:
Well, she's not chick.

Lisa [00:10:17]:
She's not chick. I'm going to be chick. I'm going to eat a pepperette and be chicken on the chair.

Samantha [00:10:24]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:10:25]:
Right.

Samantha [00:10:27]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:10:27]:
I'm gonna be a chick carnivore on my chair. Cozy with zero plans.

Samantha [00:10:32]:
Carnivore, Carnivore.

Lisa [00:10:37]:
Not very good with some words, eh?

Samantha [00:10:39]:
Like, did you practice words before you came on the show? No.

Lisa [00:10:43]:
I probably should have, right?

Samantha [00:10:45]:
I feel like you might.

Lisa [00:10:47]:
Right.

Samantha [00:10:47]:
Might have been a good start. Step in the right direction.

Lisa [00:10:49]:
Might have been a good step. But can you see me? Can you see me in my pajamas?

Samantha [00:10:52]:
No, because you're a hot mess, too. You got, like, a ratty shirt and ratty bottoms and so ratty. Yeah.

Lisa [00:10:59]:
And they're probably, like, embarrassing. Yeah, it's embarrassing. I have to say, right? There's nothing. There's nothing. There's nothing sexy about this. I want to say after hours, before hours, during hours, I'm gonna get.

Samantha [00:11:13]:
I'm gonna guess that around. Like, maybe as soon as you hit the door of your house, you're in your bedroom, you are have on your worst outfit known to man.

Lisa [00:11:25]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:11:26]:
But you're comfy.

Lisa [00:11:27]:
Totally. Right. I'm in my pajamas right now. I'm in my striped pajama bottoms. And I'm in. I'm in a different shirt because we're podcasting, but normally I would be in a ratty old tank top and just ready for the night, ready to have a nap, ready to do nothing. Right. Because I've just put in all my time.

Lisa [00:11:50]:
I've just done my day. Right?

Samantha [00:11:51]:
Yes. Because I do believe as long as people who have worked many hours in retail, there is no step from it's work to sleepwear. It's not work. Sweatpants and a sweatshirt or T shirt. Then your pajamas, it's like, work.

Lisa [00:12:08]:
Totally. There's like, no in between. That's it. All right. Except for on Tuesday nights when we. When we podcast, our shirt looks different.

Samantha [00:12:19]:
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:12:21]:
It's like. It's like if we have plans, it's like, I can't come home before my plans. If I don't leave right from work, there's no plans.

Samantha [00:12:28]:
No, there's no plan.

Lisa [00:12:29]:
Right? Just how it happens. Right? It's just how it happens.

Samantha [00:12:32]:
By the time you get home, you're done.

Lisa [00:12:36]:
Totally done.

Samantha [00:12:37]:
I do believe I'm. I think I'm going to invest in sleepy gummies now. I know I took you down that path.

Lisa [00:12:44]:
Shut up.

Samantha [00:12:45]:
I know I took you down that path. I know.

Lisa [00:12:47]:
That was so unfair.

Samantha [00:12:49]:
Shush. I took down. Stop it. I took Lisa down a path on Valentine's Day when we chose to go out among the world and watch all the fun that was happening. That's a different story. However, after we were done and it was -4002 outside because it's cold, and my. My car was like, why do you have me outside of the underground parking? And I'm like, I'm sorry. I was like, you know, it'd be.

Samantha [00:13:21]:
I was thinking about investing in some sleepy gummies. And Lisa's like, are we going for pot? Are we gonna go for pot? For going to the pot store. I just wanted to do pot so bad because she. Because she got that excited. I chose to not go to the pot shop because this is what I.

Lisa [00:13:40]:
Literally rug out from underneath me.

Samantha [00:13:42]:
Yes. One, Lisa has. You have two traits. The first trait is you buy it, you use one, you throw it away. Or two, you try it, you've tried one, you don't feel anything, you take another, and then you're flying as high as a kite. And I don't need that on my conscience. Well, you know, Sam, it would have been fine if I bought with you. Like, I don't need that in my world.

Samantha [00:14:11]:
I don't need that in my world.

Lisa [00:14:14]:
But what if I don't do that? What if I promise to not do that?

Samantha [00:14:17]:
No, you. You have two modes. Two modes when it comes to meds. You take one, you throw it away, or you take too much and you're high as a kite and you don't sleep the whole night.

Lisa [00:14:29]:
Right.

Samantha [00:14:30]:
Right.

Lisa [00:14:30]:
I love the feeling of a tingly head.

Samantha [00:14:33]:
And that's what you get when you over medicate yourself with nighttime cold medicine.

Lisa [00:14:37]:
I did not. I did not know that taking daytime cold medicine at night made you stoned.

Samantha [00:14:44]:
Because I did not know that being in it.

Lisa [00:14:47]:
Well, thank God my work friends let me know about that after the fact was the weirdest feeling and the weirdest feeling.

Samantha [00:14:56]:
My phrase goes. How did you live this long? How have you lived? How have you gotten to this age doing what you do?

Lisa [00:15:04]:
I'm a bit. It's amazing. Hey, like, if you really like Sat down and thought about it. It's pretty. I'm pretty impressive that way.

Samantha [00:15:12]:
I'm stunned. Most of the time I'm just stunned.

Lisa [00:15:16]:
I don't think you need to be stunned. I think it should become. I think you mean impressed.

Samantha [00:15:20]:
Nope, I don't think it's that.

Lisa [00:15:23]:
It's totally impressive.

Samantha [00:15:24]:
No.

Lisa [00:15:25]:
How many other people can just pull it off like me? It's amazing all the time, right?

Samantha [00:15:30]:
All right.

Lisa [00:15:32]:
All. Okay. I gotta shake my head, Samantha.

Samantha [00:15:35]:
All right.

Lisa [00:15:35]:
It's about pillows. Apparently we're on this sleep kick, right? We go for pajamas, to pillow or to gummies that never evolved to pillows. I've been on a two week positive swing with my pillows.

Samantha [00:15:49]:
Oh, two weeks.

Lisa [00:15:50]:
They've been good pillows. Like good. No, not now. Not now. Bad pillows again. Got the divot back in them. I turn them over, I spank them, try and make them better. I like literally spank my pillows out.

Lisa [00:16:04]:
Eh. Like bad pillow, bad pillow, bad pillow. Because I want good pillows and they're not good again. So now I'm like, I'm like awake, Wide awake. I don't know. Yeah, right. The Carpenters don't do it. It's again, it's the same thing.

Lisa [00:16:21]:
And I know I've talked about it before, but it's what's relevant in my life. So I talk about it again.

Samantha [00:16:26]:
And you'll talk about it again.

Lisa [00:16:28]:
That's what happens when you're almost 500 episodes in. Yeah, that's what happens if almost 500 episodes things repeat. Yes.

Samantha [00:16:36]:
Pillows come back to haunt you.

Lisa [00:16:37]:
I don't know what to do. I shake my head. They always come back, right? I just want the good pillows.

Samantha [00:16:45]:
Have you ever thought of having like a second set and then you have.

Lisa [00:16:51]:
Like three pillows that, that are beside me? I don't like them either. They're too hard.

Samantha [00:16:57]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:16:59]:
The best pillows are the hotel pillows.

Samantha [00:17:02]:
They are really good.

Lisa [00:17:04]:
They're so good.

Samantha [00:17:06]:
I don't know why.

Lisa [00:17:07]:
That's the best sleep ever.

Samantha [00:17:08]:
But then email the email and ask them what, what they use or what they buy.

Lisa [00:17:14]:
But here's the thing, right? I don't want to spend lots of money on pillows. They're just pillows.

Samantha [00:17:22]:
Then you get when you can go.

Lisa [00:17:23]:
And buy a pillow for $5. I don't want to spend 105 when I can buy one for five. Right?

Samantha [00:17:30]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:17:31]:
Just saying. I'm shaking my head at the fact that I'm back in bad pillow mode. It was going so good, so promising. And now I can't have gummies.

Samantha [00:17:39]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:17:41]:
What if gummies were the solution to that?

Samantha [00:17:43]:
No, they're not the solution for you.

Lisa [00:17:45]:
No, they're not. Of course they're not. They're not the solution. Right. Okay. Because Sam says no.

Samantha [00:17:55]:
Oh, my God. Okay, I gotta. I shake my head, too, because, you know, that's what we do here. I shake my head at crave because they've got the new season of White Lotus out now. It's the third season. It looks delicious. And they only release one episode a week.

Lisa [00:18:17]:
I love that for you.

Samantha [00:18:19]:
I hate that for me.

Lisa [00:18:21]:
I love it. It's just like TV again. Look forward to it every Tuesday or whatever day it's on.

Samantha [00:18:28]:
I can't. I like to know what's happening.

Lisa [00:18:32]:
Then you have to watch it next year. Those are your two. Those are your two options. There's two options. There's two things about you that I know. Number one is that you have no patience to wait out a TV show anymore. And number two, these are the two things I know about you.

Samantha [00:18:55]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:18:56]:
And I know, just like she thinks I'm going to abuse the gummies, she abuses the Netflix because she wants to watch all the episodes on Saturday.

Samantha [00:19:05]:
I do.

Lisa [00:19:06]:
I know, right? That's not how TV was meant to be made.

Samantha [00:19:10]:
You know what? You do you with your medication issues and I'll do me with my TV issues.

Lisa [00:19:17]:
I don't even get to do me with my medication issues because you already control that now. Right? Guess what this brings me happiness. This brings my heart happiness to know. Hey, did you watch O.J. simpson? Remember? You were going to. No, no, of course not. Right. One more thing we didn't do.

Samantha [00:19:40]:
Okay, fine.

Lisa [00:19:41]:
Why didn't you? You promised.

Samantha [00:19:42]:
I promise. I forgot.

Lisa [00:19:44]:
You forgot a promise.

Samantha [00:19:46]:
I forgot because you know what? Documentaries are not my thing.

Lisa [00:19:49]:
This is why there's cracks in our friendship. This is why there's cracks in the friendship right there. Because you forget your promise. Oh, my God. Total reason. Total reason why there's cracks.

Samantha [00:20:04]:
All right, Lisa.

Lisa [00:20:05]:
I don't know. I don't know if. I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. Samantha.

Samantha [00:20:11]:
Lisa. We had potato skins on Friday.

Lisa [00:20:15]:
We were so excited. We were high fiving in the parking lot about.

Samantha [00:20:18]:
We were like, we're excited for potato skins.

Lisa [00:20:21]:
I checked the menu.

Samantha [00:20:23]:
Yeah, they sucked.

Lisa [00:20:25]:
But. But they shouldn't have. They shouldn't have.

Samantha [00:20:27]:
They shouldn't have. Technically speaking, how can you ruin a potato skin? Let us tell you how.

Lisa [00:20:33]:
Hang on, friends. Get your pad paper and your pen. You're going to want to take notes on what not to do when making potato skins.

Samantha [00:20:41]:
You have overcooked your potato skins, so basically almost burnt them.

Lisa [00:20:46]:
So they're. They're. They got that taste.

Samantha [00:20:48]:
They got a taste to them.

Lisa [00:20:50]:
Cheese.

Samantha [00:20:51]:
The cheese was not very good cheese.

Lisa [00:20:53]:
No. And then do you think maybe Velveeta?

Samantha [00:20:57]:
No, I just feel like it wasn't the best cheese in. In the world. And then. And then they put. What was it? Pulled pork or brisket or.

Lisa [00:21:05]:
It was brisket pieces.

Samantha [00:21:07]:
Brisket pieces. It was horrible.

Lisa [00:21:09]:
Ugh. Horrible. Whatever the hell brisket is. That's my issue with brisket right there. Right. We don't know what it is. We. We know where it comes from.

Lisa [00:21:15]:
Not the good part of the cow.

Samantha [00:21:17]:
No, I just.

Lisa [00:21:19]:
It was.

Samantha [00:21:20]:
It was disappointing.

Lisa [00:21:21]:
And I love a barbecue sauce.

Samantha [00:21:25]:
She does not. I thought that barbecue sauce was spicy.

Lisa [00:21:28]:
Not on a potato skin. It seemed out of place. Right. One of these things just doesn't belong here. One of the things just isn't the same.

Samantha [00:21:38]:
I, you know, I just want my comfort food from the 80s to stay the same.

Lisa [00:21:45]:
I just want a potato that's lightly scooped out with some bacon, a couple chives. Let's keep it classy. With a couple chives and some cheese and a side of sour cream. Right. And a dollop of cream. That's what we want.

Samantha [00:22:03]:
A dollop.

Lisa [00:22:04]:
A dollop. I want 1985 potato skins.

Samantha [00:22:09]:
Like, if you're gonna add a potato skin, don't elevate it. It's not needed. People have no expectations when it comes to a potato skin.

Lisa [00:22:17]:
How can you elevate something? You're elevating the peel of the potato. Right. You can't elevate. You're elevating what most people throw in the garbage. We don't need to elevate trash. We're just. We just found a way to make it taste really good.

Samantha [00:22:33]:
True. But there is. Obviously we've. And we found out there is a way to ruin it. So just know that you can.

Lisa [00:22:41]:
So, hi, all you restaurateurs out there that are listening. Tuning into. I shake my head with Lisa and Sam. Thank. You know what, Samantha? I think it's an honorary. I shake my head. I shake my head at what you're doing to your potato skins.

Samantha [00:22:52]:
I shake my head at those who feel they need to elevate the 1980s comfort food.

Lisa [00:22:59]:
It's not meant to be elevated.

Samantha [00:23:00]:
Yeah. A mozzarella stick. Just a mozzarella stick.

Lisa [00:23:03]:
Just a stick with some cheese. In it, grilled cheese is just a grilled cheese, two pieces of bread and a slice. That's it. We don't need to do more. It's great that we can, but we don't need to. We're not expecting it. Right. We want more out of better things than that.

Samantha [00:23:20]:
You know what? That's what we need is we need a restaurant that's basically like, hi, come to us. We're basic cooking.

Lisa [00:23:28]:
We're basic cooking, right? We're basic cooking. Mom and pop right here with your. With your specials. Right? We need. We need Mel's Diner. Remember that TV show, Alice? Yes, Right. We need that. I can hear you telling somebody to kiss your grits.

Lisa [00:23:45]:
Right? I can hear you saying that, Samantha. That was a good show. I love that show.

Samantha [00:23:51]:
That was a good show. It was a fun show. I like.

Lisa [00:23:54]:
I like to flow. I liked Alice, too, and may she rest in peace, she died not too long ago.

Samantha [00:23:58]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:23:59]:
Okay. I'm doing this on my own because I already know. If I say to you, hey, do you want to learn something new? What are you going to say? No.

Samantha [00:24:08]:
No.

Lisa [00:24:08]:
Right. So you're actually not invited to learn something new. I'm only going to better myself again. It might be part of the crack in the friendship. I don't know. I'm gonna learn how to be a seamstress because I took two pairs of pants to a seamstress this weekend to get them fixed because I decided, right, okay, the button extender, like, it's good, but you know what it does, in essence is it makes my pants droop more. Right? Because the button extender is not keeping them pull. They're not.

Lisa [00:24:40]:
It's not keeping them up because I. I really barely need it. So it's actually a little big. The extender. I need like, like, like a quarter of an inch extender. Not a whole inch. It's too big. I get two.

Lisa [00:24:50]:
They're too baggy, so. Okay. Okay, Lisa, bite the bullet. You like those pants. You wear them in the summer. Go in. Let's just see what the lady says. So take them to the lady.

Lisa [00:25:00]:
Oh, this is nice. Oh, nice pants. You have a nice leg. She said I had nice legs. I'm like, thank you. Oh, skinny. She said skinny. She's like.

Lisa [00:25:08]:
Then she says to me, she's like, you don't need leg fix, do you? No, thankfully I don't. Oh, that's good. So then I tell her my tale of woe about how I just need like, like a quarter of an inch more in my Button area. Right. And she probably should redo the zipper because my zipper work is not that great because I don't know how to do those secret sews. Right. Where you can't see the sewing. Hence why I'm going to learn.

Lisa [00:25:38]:
Okay. So she said no problem. Right. She can fix that. But it's funny, for a quarter of an inch, there seems to be a lot of extra inches getting added onto the pants. So we're going to have to see what this looks like. Right. So then while I was at it, I gave her another pair of pants.

Lisa [00:25:53]:
And these pants are too big, Right? They were from when I was bigger, but they're still a good pant. Right. A good Olsen pant. So I wanted them to be made smaller just in the hips and just in the waist. Okay. No problem. Right. Get it going to get it done.

Lisa [00:26:08]:
Pick them up in a week. Hundred bucks. 100 bucks later. 100.

Samantha [00:26:13]:
It's a lot of time to take apart a pant and then put it back together.

Lisa [00:26:17]:
The button extender was 699 and I got 12 of them. Right.

Samantha [00:26:23]:
You should start selling them on ebay and see if you can make your money back.

Lisa [00:26:26]:
Right. See if I can make my money back or something. Right. And the watch bands from my Apple watch that I never wore. All this. I need to start. I need to, like, open up an Etsy store of. And it would be called I Never Wore.

Lisa [00:26:41]:
Right. That's what we're going to call it. But I need to learn how to do this myself because.

Samantha [00:26:47]:
Great idea.

Lisa [00:26:48]:
That's, like, expensive.

Samantha [00:26:49]:
Hey, I think you could try to try it.

Lisa [00:26:52]:
Do you ever take to the seams? Do you ever take to the seamstress?

Samantha [00:26:56]:
It's called my mother.

Lisa [00:26:58]:
I know. And I could have asked your mom, too. Right. Remember your mom used to always do my shirt.

Samantha [00:27:02]:
She will not tackle pants.

Lisa [00:27:04]:
I know, right? And I knew that because I remember that from a million years ago. She would not tackle pants. Only shirts. I'll just do shirts. Shirts from the side. Because it's a straight zip or a straight sewer.

Samantha [00:27:15]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:27:15]:
Or something. Right?

Samantha [00:27:16]:
Yes. Because you always. Every shirt you've ever bought is never been right around your hip.

Lisa [00:27:22]:
Never.

Samantha [00:27:22]:
Because you don't have it.

Lisa [00:27:23]:
I had the gift. I have no hips. That's what my button extender rubs into my face every time I use it. You have no hips. You have no hips. So I'm just saying I got to figure out how to be a seamstress. I don't want to fork this many out. I want to do it myself.

Samantha [00:27:35]:
I feel like there's holes in your coming. Becoming a seamstress.

Lisa [00:27:39]:
Why?

Samantha [00:27:40]:
Well, why? How's your eyesight?

Lisa [00:27:43]:
Not good.

Samantha [00:27:44]:
Can you thread a needle?

Lisa [00:27:46]:
Oh, like, so. The needle that I use now when I sew on a button, it's got. No, it's like one that you would like. It's like a crochet needle, I think. Right. So I gotta, like, shove it through the material because it's got. So I can see. It's like it's got no pointy end at all.

Lisa [00:27:59]:
It's not sharp. It's rounded.

Samantha [00:28:01]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:28:01]:
So whatever type of needle that is.

Samantha [00:28:03]:
That'S not the wrong. That's not the right nino. Lisa.

Lisa [00:28:06]:
It's hard. It makes. It makes. It makes seaming hard.

Samantha [00:28:09]:
Yes, I bet it does.

Lisa [00:28:10]:
Right. Because there's no point. Right? So. And those needles, they hurt your fingers when you try and push them through with no point.

Samantha [00:28:17]:
And who's going to teach you how to be a seamstress?

Lisa [00:28:19]:
Well, I don't know. Maybe I need to ask your mom.

Samantha [00:28:22]:
No, she will not want to teach you.

Lisa [00:28:25]:
She would probably be okay teaching me. She wouldn't want to teach you. I learned nicer. Remember last week? You don't like to be critiqued. Problem is, you don't realize is that when I take Home ec, I'm fine. When it's somebody's mom, it's fine. I understand. It's her job to critique.

Lisa [00:28:42]:
Right. But here's the problem, right? Is when I was in grade nine and I took Home ec, I was not a seamstress then. I was not going to ever be in my cards because I never even got off sewing paper. I stayed on paper the whole time.

Samantha [00:28:55]:
So what would make you think you can become a seamstress now at the age of 50?

Lisa [00:28:59]:
Because I don't want to pay 100 bucks to some lady who. And she just makes this number up out of her head. Hey. She's like, oh, cash cow here, 100 bucks. I'm like, okay, perfect.

Samantha [00:29:08]:
I'm sure.

Lisa [00:29:09]:
Because I'm like, you know why? It's because she looked at my button, and she's like, that button from a sweater. I'm like, it's from a sweater, but have a button, right? Because remember, I had to cut. Remember I had to cut my buttonhole so it was bigger. I'm like, I'll just use a sweater button.

Samantha [00:29:25]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:29:26]:
That good.

Samantha [00:29:27]:
I'm sure it didn't.

Lisa [00:29:28]:
Right? So she's got. She's got some work ahead of her.

Samantha [00:29:31]:
Oh, My God. Okay, well, you tell us how that goes, right?

Lisa [00:29:34]:
I'm always looking for something new to try. All right, all right, I'll let you know. I'll keep you posted.

Samantha [00:29:40]:
Okie dokie. Lisa, just by chance, are we letting ourselves go dumb and I supposedly. We cannot blame it on menopause. Do you think our tech is making that stupid?

Lisa [00:29:58]:
Like, like the tech around us, like all the techies.

Samantha [00:30:01]:
Because it. It, like holds all of our passwords. It holds all of our information. If we forget our password, we can use a thumb to get into our phone. We can use our face to get into our phone.

Lisa [00:30:13]:
Yeah. Yeah. Too bad you didn't have any of those things when you were setting up your new computer over the weekend.

Samantha [00:30:19]:
Oh, we're going to bring that into play, are we?

Lisa [00:30:22]:
Yeah, because how many times do you know our password for? Do you know our password for? Do you know our password for? Do you know our password for?

Samantha [00:30:30]:
I don't know any of them.

Lisa [00:30:30]:
I'm like, well, how do I know them any easier than you? I too, am just using my face. I've eliminated passwords from my life. I don't even know if I know my phone number anymore.

Samantha [00:30:42]:
I. I had to look up my phone number to make sure that I.

Lisa [00:30:45]:
Was using the right number. Right. And I don't know my postal code anymore.

Samantha [00:30:50]:
Oh, no, no.

Lisa [00:30:52]:
Right. Like, I just don't know. Right. Like I'm just making up postal codes, hoping that they work.

Samantha [00:30:56]:
I think I remember my parents address and their phone number, but not my own.

Lisa [00:31:04]:
Not. No. Like, I don't ever remember like that. Yes, it's making us dumb. But. But it's supposed to make life easier, right?

Samantha [00:31:12]:
Is it? Should it?

Lisa [00:31:14]:
So does it make life easier? I didn't feel that you made my life easier Sunday afternoon when you were asking all these questions about passwords. I'm like, girl needs a notebook and a piece of paper and a pen. Write this down.

Samantha [00:31:25]:
I did. I wrote it down on my phone.

Lisa [00:31:27]:
Because between. But the weird thing. Here's the thing. Friends of the podcast between me and Samantha, we share a lot of the same stuff, right? For. For podcast.

Samantha [00:31:35]:
For the podcast.

Lisa [00:31:36]:
Yeah. So we. So we have. We have our password and. And I have a few choice ones that I like. But for whatever reason, when Sam needs to change, she can't remember it and she changes the password. Then she makes them weird and complicated, and I'm like, no, I don't. Why is there an under an underscore exclamation? And I'm like, what Is this because.

Samantha [00:32:02]:
I pay attention to how strong it's telling me my password?

Lisa [00:32:06]:
Who cares?

Samantha [00:32:07]:
I care.

Lisa [00:32:08]:
Why do we care? Why?

Samantha [00:32:10]:
Because it could.

Lisa [00:32:11]:
If somebody hacks in, what are they getting? Nothing. They're getting 45, 000 emails that they can delete at any time, please. Right.

Samantha [00:32:22]:
That's true.

Lisa [00:32:23]:
Right. And Gmail just sent us a threatening letter. Did you get that or did you see the email they sent us?

Samantha [00:32:29]:
No.

Lisa [00:32:30]:
Yeah. We're halfway at our limit. Like, don't, don't. Why are you sending me this at halfway? Like you thought it took us eight years to get there. Talk to you in eight more years. Halfway. Kiss my ass.

Samantha [00:32:43]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:32:44]:
Right? So. I don't know. Yeah, no, we're getting dumb.

Samantha [00:32:48]:
Huh?

Lisa [00:32:49]:
We're getting dumb. But there's some things that we can still retain.

Samantha [00:32:52]:
Like everything in the 80s.

Lisa [00:32:54]:
Sure. Right. Every 80s song.

Samantha [00:32:56]:
Of course.

Lisa [00:32:57]:
Right. Every song lyric from the 80s up there. Totally. Right. Like all those type of things. Like the important stuff. I guess it is. Right.

Lisa [00:33:08]:
Well, that's what I'd like to think it is.

Samantha [00:33:10]:
It's the stuff we grew up as kids, Right. So it's embedded in our memory.

Lisa [00:33:15]:
Totally. But you know what I. You know what would help you is I think your mind would get better because you have kind of blamed it on menopause for lots of years. And like, I. It might just be like a mushy brain, I don't know. But I think your brain would get better if you watched a little more news. Because this is what I learned on the news this week. I learned that we have a 1 in 43 chance that Earth is going to get hit by an asteroid.

Lisa [00:33:43]:
And it's a big enough asteroid that if it hits Toronto, Toronto's unfunctional. It's gone. Habits every seven years. That's what I learned.

Samantha [00:33:55]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:33:57]:
One of 43 chances. First off, it looked like it was like they said it's like 0.0003% chance. Didn't see much. I'm like, ah, whatever. And then they said 1 in 43. Well, if somebody tells me I have a 1 in 43 chance of winning a million dollars, I'm thinking I'm pretty darn lucky. So all of a sudden that's a close chance, right? That an asteroid is going to hit the Earth. That's just a rock floating out there in the world that's bigger than they say, like the Parliament buildings.

Lisa [00:34:27]:
Earth is too big. Like, enough.

Samantha [00:34:29]:
This is why I don't watch the news.

Lisa [00:34:33]:
Because you like to live in a, in a bubble of denial.

Samantha [00:34:35]:
I don't need to know that we could be poof.

Lisa [00:34:39]:
Well, but it's fact.

Samantha [00:34:41]:
But do I need to know that?

Lisa [00:34:44]:
Well, if it's coming your way, you do.

Samantha [00:34:46]:
I. I mean, aren't we already anxious as a society enough that just our day to day living makes us anxious and now we have to be worried about an asteroid potentially hitting Earth?

Lisa [00:34:58]:
I know, but let's be honest, right? We were always an anxious society, but sometime in January that anxiousness got amped up. And now as a society, we're more anxious in Canada than what we've ever been. And we're not quite sure why.

Samantha [00:35:14]:
We're not sure why.

Lisa [00:35:16]:
And I'm sure there's other countries asking the same question.

Samantha [00:35:19]:
I have no doubt.

Lisa [00:35:21]:
How come Adavan's being going through the roof? Why is the sale of Adavan going crazy?

Samantha [00:35:26]:
Everybody hooked on Mariju?

Lisa [00:35:29]:
Everybody's peacing out or weeding out and Adavaning out because there's going on, right?

Samantha [00:35:39]:
There's just happening.

Lisa [00:35:40]:
People just weird.

Samantha [00:35:42]:
Hey, I don't.

Lisa [00:35:42]:
Just saying watch out for the asteroid. Okay, asteroids coming.

Samantha [00:35:46]:
Yay. Thank you.

Lisa [00:35:48]:
Big rock. Big ass rock.

Samantha [00:35:49]:
Huh? Yeah.

Lisa [00:35:50]:
Yeah, Weird.

Samantha [00:35:52]:
Let's focus on something else, shall we?

Lisa [00:35:54]:
Okay, go ahead.

Samantha [00:35:56]:
How about those silent letters?

Lisa [00:35:59]:
Oh, again with the silent letters. Is this because I said the word chick instead of chic? Although I guess that kind of would be part of my problem.

Samantha [00:36:06]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:36:07]:
Right. And I know we've talked about this before too, but it's still relevant.

Samantha [00:36:14]:
It is very much for you.

Lisa [00:36:16]:
Right, because obviously. Right, because how would I know that chicken is supposed to be cheek chic with a C with an sh, but chick is a ch.

Samantha [00:36:28]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:36:29]:
Like what do you do with all these things? Like how do we expect people to learn our language?

Samantha [00:36:34]:
It's very difficult, right?

Lisa [00:36:36]:
And it's like, it's like there's a stand up comedian, a British guy who does this, this bit too. And he talks about Megan and Megan, Right, Megan, Sarah and Sarah, right. It's like we don't ever use it. We don't say it. Why do they put it there? Oh, this is my friend Sarah and this is Sarah. Right. We don't use those things, but. Oh, and then don't forget Jeff and Geoff, right? Like, why is our language so mixed up? Come on.

Lisa [00:37:09]:
Miss school, Miss English. What you got there? What you got there?

Samantha [00:37:13]:
I got nothing. Because you're right, the words, they fuck you up, right?

Lisa [00:37:18]:
They're so mixed up. And then like, do we need to be there, there, and there. Two, two and two.

Samantha [00:37:24]:
You're. You're.

Lisa [00:37:25]:
And you're like, is it because, like, did we, like, did we lose our creativity?

Samantha [00:37:29]:
You are your. And your.

Lisa [00:37:32]:
Like, who decided that that's how things had to go? Who invented our language? Who's that person?

Samantha [00:37:37]:
I have. Webster.

Lisa [00:37:39]:
Webster invented, like, the dictionary guy invented language?

Samantha [00:37:42]:
I don't know. No, I don't know.

Lisa [00:37:44]:
When you. When you were in school, did you take phonics?

Samantha [00:37:48]:
I'm sure I did.

Lisa [00:37:49]:
Or I guess. Yeah, right. Phonics. I think that's what it was called back in the day, right? Was phonics.

Samantha [00:37:54]:
Phonics.

Lisa [00:37:55]:
And. And we learned these things, right, but we never really understood them. And then as adults, they just become very frustrating.

Samantha [00:38:03]:
You just learn to spell the word, knowing full well that in pneumonia, it doesn't make sense, right?

Lisa [00:38:10]:
Because it's panamonia.

Samantha [00:38:11]:
It's pneumonia.

Lisa [00:38:13]:
Pneumonia. I have. Oh. Oh, yeah. My mom's sick. She has panamonia. As opposed to pneumonia. Pneumonia, which is spelled way less and way easier.

Lisa [00:38:22]:
So it's kind of like our proper spelling. It really is like spelling for dummies. It. They've got it backwards, right?

Samantha [00:38:29]:
I think so.

Lisa [00:38:31]:
I think they've got it backwards and I don't know. I shake my head at it all the time because we fuck it up all the time.

Samantha [00:38:36]:
We do. And it's because you don't know how.

Lisa [00:38:39]:
It'S supposed to go.

Samantha [00:38:40]:
Well, and then there's words like desert, right?

Lisa [00:38:42]:
I never know that one.

Samantha [00:38:43]:
Dessert? Desert.

Lisa [00:38:46]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:38:47]:
1S or 2.

Lisa [00:38:48]:
So the only time I'll say where tech comes in handy is if you're. Is if you're texting that. And when you text in, when you start doing DEs, it either brings up a palm tree or it brings up a pie. And you're like, oh, okay, good. I'm going for the one with the pie. Right. So.

Samantha [00:39:06]:
So.

Lisa [00:39:06]:
So they had to make up a picture symbol system to help us out.

Samantha [00:39:09]:
Well, is that why. Is that why younger generations prefer using emojis and pictures?

Lisa [00:39:17]:
Maybe because they know. They know what they're talking about because.

Samantha [00:39:21]:
That'S an easier way to communicate than actually spelling a word.

Lisa [00:39:26]:
Well, it seems like there's less in. Less chance of misinterpreting happy and happy. Like happy the word and happy the face, right? I don't know. I don't know. But it's funny, right? Because young kids today can't even count back money.

Samantha [00:39:41]:
No.

Lisa [00:39:42]:
How do we expect them to learn the language?

Samantha [00:39:44]:
There's we should have no expectations with that.

Lisa [00:39:47]:
Like, we should have. No. Like, they don't know how to write a check. They don't know probably how to write their name.

Samantha [00:39:52]:
No. I should hope so, right?

Lisa [00:39:55]:
I bet they never ever wrote. I bet you they never wrote in cursive.

Samantha [00:39:59]:
Oh, do we? Do they still teach cursive?

Lisa [00:40:02]:
I don't think they teach cursive anymore. Right, Interesting, right? So there's just some weird things. And now that it can't hand back. I was at a store and I paid for cash and I could tell that they were struggling to give me the money, even though on the cash register it said that I was supposed to get back $2.85.

Samantha [00:40:21]:
Oh, dear.

Lisa [00:40:22]:
And what I got was, I got back the toonie. They knew the tuni. And then I got back eight dimes and a nickel.

Samantha [00:40:29]:
Oh, he didn't know that three quarters and a nickel would make 80. Or. Sorry, three nickels, three quarters and a dime.

Lisa [00:40:39]:
They don't connect it. There's no.

Samantha [00:40:41]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:40:41]:
It doesn't fire. Oh, I'm like, wow, we could have made that really easy, right? You imagine teaching somebody to cut back change. And a dime and a dime, and a dime, and a dime and a dime. No, no. I'm just like, well, I can't wait. Can't.

Samantha [00:40:58]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:40:59]:
And then just put it. And then what if donation.

Samantha [00:41:03]:
What if you gave them exact change? Like, maybe it was 985 and you gave them 2085 hoping to get back $11.

Lisa [00:41:12]:
They would never, ever, ever. I can barely do that. I can barely do that on a good day. Right, right. They would lose their shit. They would lose their shit.

Samantha [00:41:21]:
They would lose their shit.

Lisa [00:41:23]:
Oh, my God. Just saying. Okay, well, here's something that's kind of funny that kind of made me, almost made me a believer. I was. In my heart, I thought I was buying what you were selling until. Until I got a message at precisely 10:00 at night, right on the nose, which sometimes is Samantha's bedtime. And it certainly on a Saturday night is her fed up time. I got a message.

Lisa [00:41:56]:
We were watching Saturday Night Live in our respective homes, and I got a message saying, is this over yet? And I could hear her. I could hear her enunciating the words lovely. And I was like, oh, my God, don't let it end. Don't let it end. The HHG kept messaging me throughout it. This is so good. This is so good. You went radio silent.

Samantha [00:42:26]:
I hated every second you went radio silent.

Lisa [00:42:29]:
Did you watch Every second of it, or did you flip back and forth beyond?

Samantha [00:42:32]:
I. I had it on, and I was only half paying attention.

Lisa [00:42:37]:
Right. I had it on, but I was in the bathroom having a bath. I had it on, but I was the only second.

Samantha [00:42:45]:
The only parts that I enjoyed was the coffee talk, because eventually Mike Myers came around.

Lisa [00:42:52]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:42:53]:
In his character. That was delightful.

Lisa [00:42:55]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:42:55]:
The alien abduction with Meryl Streep was hilarious. I love. I love.

Lisa [00:43:00]:
That's awesome.

Samantha [00:43:02]:
So that was really good.

Lisa [00:43:04]:
I do, too.

Samantha [00:43:04]:
That was kind of.

Lisa [00:43:05]:
And Domingo. No, I love Domingo. No, you didn't love Domingo.

Samantha [00:43:11]:
No.

Lisa [00:43:11]:
Domingo's like, the new big one this year. Right, right. With the. And Domingo. Right. I loved it. Disappointed on a few. Oh, like, that didn't make.

Lisa [00:43:24]:
That didn't make. That didn't. Like, Like, I was waiting for the cheerleaders to show up.

Samantha [00:43:28]:
Oh, no.

Lisa [00:43:29]:
They're pretty iconic. Right. So the feedback on the show. What. What I've been reading on the TikTok, you know, if it's on TikTok, it must be true. Some of the feedback is that they wish that there wasn't, like, today's skit. Right. Which would have been like.

Lisa [00:43:45]:
Like, Black Jeopardy. Even though that's not really today, but it was kind of today. And Domingo, they didn't. They wish that those skits weren't on. They wanted, like, the classics. Right. Because of the audience members that they had.

Samantha [00:43:57]:
Right, Right.

Lisa [00:43:58]:
Like, how cool would that. Like, instead of Eddie Murphy doing what he did, imagine if he was like, Mr. Robinson's neighborhood today. Oh, that would have been funny. Right. Because they had, like, all the brilliant people there.

Samantha [00:44:10]:
I wonder why they did that.

Lisa [00:44:12]:
I don't know. And maybe the stars said they didn't want to revive those roles. Maybe possible. Right. Like, where was church lady Dana? Carpie's been on Saturday Night Live all year. But not this episode. No, but the red carpet was fun. I love the red carpet.

Samantha [00:44:32]:
Did you prefer that over the actual show?

Lisa [00:44:34]:
Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Samantha [00:44:36]:
I loved it all.

Lisa [00:44:36]:
And I saw Mike downloaded the. The Rock. Their concert. I love that, too.

Samantha [00:44:41]:
Oh, okay. So what? I saw the concert. I didn't. I didn't watch that. But I did catch the Cher clip when she was singing to her song, and everyone was like, she's 78 and kicking ass.

Lisa [00:44:54]:
Every old man was like, hard as a rock. I think for sure. Right. I feel Kevin Costner had something going on there.

Samantha [00:45:02]:
Kevin Costner. I think what's his name? John Hamm also was, like, shocked. And it's like. Yeah, because she's Cher. And that's share what you get.

Lisa [00:45:12]:
That's what you get when you're Cher. Right. That's what happens when you're Cher. That's what you do. Okay, but what. Okay, so I love the show. I love all things. I love all things snl.

Lisa [00:45:22]:
Right. So I like the show. I like the duh. I like me. Tell you what I didn't like, though.

Samantha [00:45:25]:
Uh oh.

Lisa [00:45:26]:
What I didn't like is I didn't like when Leslie is interviewing Kim Kardashian.

Samantha [00:45:33]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:45:34]:
Mr. Chris Rock comes over, and I thought he was an ignorant asshole.

Samantha [00:45:38]:
Well, he bumped into their little chitchat.

Lisa [00:45:42]:
He interrupted their little chitchat.

Samantha [00:45:44]:
He did.

Lisa [00:45:44]:
He came over to their little chitchat. So Kim Kardashian, friends of the podcast, has only ever. She's only ever hosted one time. And what Chris Rock did was allude to the fact that too much time was being taken up with her at the interview.

Samantha [00:45:59]:
Oh.

Lisa [00:46:00]:
Because his comments were, oh, it's Kim Kardashian. Ooh, greatest host of all time right up there. Steve Martin. Martin short. Kim Kardashian, one time only. He was so ignorant and rude.

Samantha [00:46:14]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:46:15]:
And I'm like, you know what, dude? Remember when somebody slapped you across the face at the Oscars? You didn't really appreciate that. Right. Somebody coming in and just putting you in your spot, and now you're kind of humiliating her. She. He really did what Kanye west did to Taylor Swift that one time.

Samantha [00:46:32]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:46:32]:
He did just totally demeaned her. And I didn't appreciate that. And I'm a Chris Rock fan. And I'm like, no, I don't like that.

Samantha [00:46:40]:
He hasn't been relevant for a bit, though.

Lisa [00:46:42]:
He hasn't. Right. So I don't know if people caught it. You and I caught it because we both messaged each other and we were like doing. Did we just. Did that just happen it.

Samantha [00:46:53]:
He definitely dissed Kim K. He totally did.

Lisa [00:46:56]:
Right. And I don't think that's necessary. No. And I don't think that they were playing her up or anything. They were just interviewing her because she was on the red carpet.

Samantha [00:47:03]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:47:04]:
Yeah. So. Hi, Chris Rock. Right.

Samantha [00:47:07]:
You know what I thought was really awkward as well was when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were doing their question.

Lisa [00:47:14]:
And answer, did you think all of it was awkward?

Samantha [00:47:17]:
No, I thought the Ryan Reynolds part was awkward.

Lisa [00:47:20]:
Was it planned?

Samantha [00:47:22]:
I don't know. But it was maybe not the best choice under the circumstances because it's all.

Lisa [00:47:29]:
So weird right now. Right?

Samantha [00:47:31]:
Yeah. Because he's like, oh, what have you heard? I'm like, oh, gee.

Lisa [00:47:34]:
Really don't. But you know what, dear Ryan Reynolds, don't ask people what they've heard because what they're hearing isn't really great stuff about your wife.

Samantha [00:47:42]:
It's not good on either end.

Lisa [00:47:44]:
It's really not good on her end either. It's really not good on her end.

Samantha [00:47:48]:
So I, it just, it's a lot of controversy. People are saying that it was in poor taste. It felt awkward. It felt awkward.

Lisa [00:47:57]:
Felt awkward. It felt awkward. It did feel awkward. But you know what was awkward but hilarious was when they did the spoof on all the shows that they've done. All the spoofs that they've done in 50 years that were in fortaste.

Samantha [00:48:08]:
Oh, yes, there was a lot.

Lisa [00:48:10]:
But it was really. But it was really, really funny though. Right? Because now if we learn, if we knew better, we would do better.

Samantha [00:48:15]:
Right? And they're not doing that anymore.

Lisa [00:48:18]:
No, because some of them, I was like, oh, we did. And we laughed at that and thought it was real funny. We did.

Samantha [00:48:27]:
Yeah, we.

Lisa [00:48:27]:
That was snl, the abridged version. Yeah, that was there. Okay. But you know what? There's a new, There's a new crazy in town. He's pulled up and they say he's the richest man in the world.

Samantha [00:48:41]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:48:42]:
What the hell is with Elon Musk?

Samantha [00:48:45]:
I'm not, I gotta put this out there.

Lisa [00:48:46]:
Dear Americans, okay, we get that the majority of you, whether you listen to us or not, the majority of you voted for Donald Trump. Okay? You want to change. That's what everybody says they want to change. Are you okay with Elon Musk? Because this is now like a new level of weird shit going on. Like, did you see when his kid was in the White House?

Samantha [00:49:15]:
I didn't understand why his kid was in the White House.

Lisa [00:49:18]:
He shouldn't be. No, because the last kid to be in the White House was J. Was. Was John Jr. Yep. And that's because his daddy was the president. I could see a Baron Trump's in the White House.

Samantha [00:49:29]:
Uh huh. Yeah.

Lisa [00:49:30]:
But Elon Musk in his T shirt and his stupid hat. Did you know his mother's from Saskatchewan?

Samantha [00:49:39]:
What?

Lisa [00:49:41]:
Elon Musk's mom was born and raised in Saskatchewan. Elon Musk lived in Saskatchewan. Oh, when he was young. We own some of this crazy. I thought Africa, they moved to South Africa. His father's from South Africa. He lived in South Africa. He went to Queen's University in Ontario.

Samantha [00:50:07]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:50:09]:
Yeah. Like, he like, he's got a cousin that still lives on a farm in Saskatchewan.

Samantha [00:50:16]:
Right, Right.

Lisa [00:50:18]:
So he's kind of like homegrown a little bit. Right.

Samantha [00:50:21]:
Is this why they want.

Lisa [00:50:22]:
Too close? That crazy. That's too close.

Samantha [00:50:24]:
That is a little close. But is this why they want.

Lisa [00:50:26]:
I don't think he goes around letting the world. No, no. I don't think he goes around telling the world he's from Saskatchewan. It's just. It's just if you do the extra work and you dig, you'll find that. But what I need somebody to explain to me what the point of him is, because he's. He's. He.

Lisa [00:50:41]:
He's breaking the law. He. He's. He's in everybody's security business. He can see every single American's financial information. And I don't know. Did you. America, did you.

Lisa [00:50:56]:
Did you vote him in to be this guy?

Samantha [00:50:59]:
He's like.

Lisa [00:50:59]:
Or is there just this guy?

Samantha [00:51:01]:
He's staring at your taxes, your income tax returns. Yeah.

Lisa [00:51:04]:
He's staring at your stuff, and he's going to decide whether or not you get to keep what you got. He's going to take away. If he thinks that you make too much on a social pension or on a benefit, he's going to back it. He's going to claw it back because he thinks that that's what he's allowed.

Samantha [00:51:17]:
To do as the richest man in the United States.

Lisa [00:51:21]:
Fucking craziest man.

Samantha [00:51:24]:
Right?

Lisa [00:51:25]:
He's got 13 kids, like, all with, like, weird. Weird, like, some weird names. Right. He's got triplets and twins and, like. I don't know. Don't tell me this isn't a takeover somehow, right?

Samantha [00:51:37]:
I don't know. You know, it's. It's. Yeah, it's.

Lisa [00:51:41]:
It seems dangerous.

Samantha [00:51:43]:
It seems odd and dangerous and. And. Pay attention, people. It's what I said before. Pay attention, people. Pay attention to what's going on. And. And there are protests.

Samantha [00:51:55]:
People are protesting. People are raising their voices. And you guys should. For sure. I just. I don't need this in Canada.

Lisa [00:52:05]:
No, Right. We don't need this coming to us, so.

Samantha [00:52:09]:
Don't need this in Canada. I really don't.

Lisa [00:52:11]:
We're gonna vote for crazy liberals probably.

Samantha [00:52:13]:
Again, I don't know.

Lisa [00:52:15]:
And just let Canada. I don't know what we're gonna do.

Samantha [00:52:17]:
It makes me. You know what?

Lisa [00:52:19]:
You're serious right now?

Samantha [00:52:20]:
It's not. It makes me anxious.

Lisa [00:52:23]:
I feel. Where's the Adavan?

Samantha [00:52:25]:
It makes me go. It makes me go to my outdoor boys on YouTube and I watch them build a fortune.

Lisa [00:52:32]:
Right, that's what you're going to be doing tonight. You're going to be watching them build a fort. Right. Because Sam gets stressed out about American politics. I need to know how to build a swing that hangs from the port.

Samantha [00:52:45]:
I need to know that if I'm in snow that I can build a shelter.

Lisa [00:52:50]:
Right. And I can live if I have to. You need to find a show that teaches you how to build the underground bomb. Bomb man cave or something. So then when, when crazy come. So yeah, a shelter. So then when crazy comes here, you got a place to go.

Samantha [00:53:06]:
Okay, I'll just start digging in my parents backyard.

Lisa [00:53:10]:
Right. It's just like, I think we need places. I don't know if it's not the asteroid, it's Elon Musk.

Samantha [00:53:15]:
Oh, my God, stop. Right? I'm gonna talk about something way less interesting.

Lisa [00:53:21]:
All right, all right. We're sorry, friends of the podcast. But you know what? We. I like politics and sometimes we gotta.

Samantha [00:53:26]:
Go there, sometimes you gotta talk about it. However, I think we need to talk about how the grapefruit is going to kill us.

Lisa [00:53:35]:
Yeah. Because it's, it's, it's, it's not. It smells wonderful and tastes like hell.

Samantha [00:53:41]:
It tastes like hell. But as we age, it becomes our enemy because it increases our cholesterol.

Lisa [00:53:47]:
Well, thank God I don't eat it. I know. Like, I remember as a kid having to eat grapefruit and we used to just put so much sugar on that.

Samantha [00:53:56]:
Oh, my mother used to eat that. And I was. I think I tried eating it, but I can't, I couldn't stand it.

Lisa [00:54:01]:
Because there was the grapefruit diet, right?

Samantha [00:54:03]:
Yes, yes. With cotton. That was.

Lisa [00:54:05]:
Oh, and yet you thumb your nose at the carnivore diet.

Samantha [00:54:11]:
The carnivore diet doesn't mean anything to you? Okay.

Lisa [00:54:15]:
Right. It's a pepper.

Samantha [00:54:17]:
It includes all of the food you already currently eat.

Lisa [00:54:20]:
Well, if it comes. If it's a derivative of meat. Yes. Or a cousin or a subgroup of meat or can work into that topic somehow it will work. But no to the grapefruit. Right. We don't need things adding to our cholesterol.

Samantha [00:54:34]:
I'm just saying, as. As women of our age, we do not need any help raising our cholesterol.

Lisa [00:54:40]:
Oh, God.

Samantha [00:54:41]:
So I just stay away from grapefruit.

Lisa [00:54:43]:
But the smell of grapefruit keep it going.

Samantha [00:54:45]:
Well, that's fine.

Lisa [00:54:46]:
What do people eat grapefruit? Like what, what do you do with a grapefruit? You either eat the grapefruit whole.

Samantha [00:54:52]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:54:53]:
Or what else do you do with it?

Samantha [00:54:54]:
That's it.

Lisa [00:54:55]:
What's the purpose of a grapefruit?

Samantha [00:54:57]:
Or you put it in a nice.

Lisa [00:54:58]:
Fruit salad and then you just like, you know, and then you get that piece and you make the face.

Samantha [00:55:03]:
You're like making the face. I don't know. What is the point of a grapefruit?

Lisa [00:55:08]:
Like, like what's, like, what's its role in the world? Apparently it's it, it, it plays devil's advocate, tries to help you lose weight in your 30s when you jump on the fad diet, and then it tries to kill you with a heart attack and high cholesterol in your late 50s.

Samantha [00:55:23]:
Yeah, there you go.

Lisa [00:55:25]:
Kind of sounds like the snake. It's a snake of vegetables, I think. Oh, it's the snake. It's a fruit. Fruit. It's a snake of the fruit.

Samantha [00:55:33]:
It has fruit in its name. Grapefruit.

Lisa [00:55:37]:
I know, but that doesn't mean, I think tomatoes of fruit. And it says nothing. Right again, there's. That's a whole nother. That's it for another show.

Samantha [00:55:46]:
You can peel it so it's a fruit.

Lisa [00:55:49]:
Is an avocado a fruit or a vegetable?

Samantha [00:55:51]:
It's a vegetable. No, it's a fruit that. No, it might be a fruit.

Lisa [00:55:55]:
It's ugly. Doesn't matter what it is. It's ugly. That's what it is. It's ugly. Okay, so we had all this conversation about your mom getting a new cell phone. Did she get one?

Samantha [00:56:05]:
She did.

Lisa [00:56:07]:
Does she love it?

Samantha [00:56:09]:
I think so.

Lisa [00:56:11]:
So from that conversation, gave me a little bit of fomo. Right.

Samantha [00:56:17]:
Yes, I know. Because who, who texted me on Saturday?

Lisa [00:56:23]:
This girl. But I was mad. Hey. Because I took my phone in and number one, she said I was only going to get $60 for it. It's in perfectly good shape. Last time I got $600 for it and then my bill was going to be $50 more. Yeah. And she's like, should we sign you up? No.

Lisa [00:56:47]:
And then I said, and then I pulled as my husband Mike said. Then you became. He goes. I watched you morph into your father and all of a sudden you became Gord McIntyre. And you kind of leaned forward and you said, you know what, I have to be honest with you, very, very disappointed in how this has gone. This is not how I expected things to be in the past. I got X number of dollars for this and now you're saying I'm only going to get this much for this. I'm going to have to Rethink all of this.

Lisa [00:57:19]:
I won't be Go. I won't be moving forward with this transaction right now. And I totally was just like an end. Done Walked out with my phone. Right. Because I was. I was very disappointed. Very disappointed.

Lisa [00:57:37]:
Right. What happens when you morph? Nobody ever says we morph into our dads.

Samantha [00:57:42]:
No, no, no.

Lisa [00:57:44]:
Right. Friends of the podcast. Anybody ever just suddenly morph into their old man? Right. I totally just morphed into my old man. I was not happy. Needless to say, I did not get a new phone.

Samantha [00:57:57]:
Yeah, I've seen you do that when we're at the car rental.

Lisa [00:58:02]:
I felt it was kind of the same. Right, right. I just become. Very matter of fact.

Samantha [00:58:09]:
You are like. And the wall goes up. And now I'm mad. And now you'll do as I say.

Lisa [00:58:17]:
Right. And my head tilts a little bit when I talk, and my eyes get a little beady, and I'm not happy with this. And I do a little flick of my finger. Very disappointed in this. I feel you're right. I think it's the exact same thing.

Samantha [00:58:33]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:58:34]:
Right. Maybe it's not my dad. Maybe it's just car rental Lisa coming out.

Samantha [00:58:39]:
No, I feel like car rental Lisa is your dad if he had to deal with a car rental.

Lisa [00:58:45]:
I think so too. Right. I think we're. Me and Gord were very similar that way. Hey.

Samantha [00:58:49]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:58:50]:
We're super good sports, and we love people. Till we don't.

Samantha [00:58:53]:
Yeah, until you don't.

Lisa [00:58:55]:
Until we don't. And then we just. And then we just never do again. Right, Right. That's so funny. So funny.

Samantha [00:59:02]:
Okay, so the moral of the story is Lisa had fomo. She didn't get a new phone, but my mom did.

Lisa [00:59:08]:
Right. And you didn't. Even though you can.

Samantha [00:59:11]:
I'm gonna probably go get one.

Lisa [00:59:14]:
I'll believe that. And then you're gonna keep it in the box for six months like you did with your computer. The podcast. She literally.

Samantha [00:59:20]:
They actually do your phone right there for you. They transferred the data.

Lisa [00:59:23]:
I know. They always have.

Samantha [00:59:25]:
No, they haven't. The last time I went and got my phone done, he. They didn't do it for us.

Lisa [00:59:29]:
Well, mine have always been done for me.

Samantha [00:59:32]:
Yeah. Okay.

Lisa [00:59:33]:
Always. Now don't go get one for a while, okay? No, because, you know, I hate that. I hate when you have new stuff.

Samantha [00:59:43]:
Now I want to do it even more.

Lisa [00:59:45]:
I know, right? Sometimes that's all. That's all the kick you need, right?

Samantha [00:59:51]:
Pretty much.

Lisa [00:59:52]:
All right. So shall we. Shall Shall. Shall we. Shall we discuss Galentine's day?

Samantha [00:59:57]:
Oh, sure. It was super duper fun. They kept wanting to give us flowers and we're like, no. Was it the third or fourth time? We're just like.

Lisa [01:00:04]:
It was the fourth time. We finally. We had to take a firmer stand. Right. We're totally good with it. The flowers. Thank you. Yeah.

Samantha [01:00:13]:
We were the only ones that were just like, laid back, chilling with some wine. We're just like.

Lisa [01:00:18]:
Like in the music.

Samantha [01:00:19]:
Yeah. We were talking about, like, you know, the show and what to do with it and, you know, making our own business. Minding our own business.

Lisa [01:00:27]:
Right. Oh, God. I don't know. You know what the thing is, is that I think you and I are not fans of a set menu.

Samantha [01:00:35]:
No, we're not.

Lisa [01:00:36]:
Like, what do you hate more, a set menu or a time limit?

Samantha [01:00:39]:
Both.

Lisa [01:00:40]:
I hate a time limit more.

Samantha [01:00:43]:
I sent many. I'm not excited about.

Lisa [01:00:45]:
I'm not excited about it because I don't want somebody to say, you're going to pay this much money, but you're only going to get to pick these things to eat.

Samantha [01:00:51]:
And now you can only sit for two hours.

Lisa [01:00:53]:
And then you can only sit for two hours, but we're still going to take a hundred dollars from you. We're going to still take the same amount of money that you normally would pay any other time. We're just going to give you a little. A quarter of the time and only three things to pick from instead of the whole menu.

Samantha [01:01:08]:
Can you imagine, like, how many, like, tables they cranked out in the. In the city of Saskatoon and every busy restaurant.

Lisa [01:01:17]:
That's crazy. Hey.

Samantha [01:01:19]:
So crazy.

Lisa [01:01:20]:
Just pushing people through. Pushing people through. We are like, even though we're fine with Galentine's, we're like the anti. Galentine's rules people. We're like, no, we're good. We're good. Did you want to order? No, not yet. Not yet.

Lisa [01:01:34]:
Thanks. Good. It wasn't that bad.

Samantha [01:01:37]:
The atmosphere was good where we were.

Lisa [01:01:40]:
Because we were on the bar side. We were on the bar side.

Samantha [01:01:42]:
We're on the bar side. Thank God. But the food.

Lisa [01:01:47]:
Not so good. No, it was very Montana's.

Samantha [01:01:53]:
Yeah. And that's not a slag, but kind of.

Lisa [01:02:00]:
Kind of. It is. Kind of.

Samantha [01:02:02]:
It is.

Lisa [01:02:03]:
I don't know if it is.

Samantha [01:02:04]:
It's. It's just. It was.

Lisa [01:02:06]:
Yeah, it was. Let's just say that they were pushing out lots of food that night, so.

Samantha [01:02:11]:
Yes, they were.

Lisa [01:02:11]:
What do you. What do you expect, Samantha? Right?

Samantha [01:02:14]:
What are you Gonna do, Lisa.

Lisa [01:02:15]:
What do you expect? But anyway, so it's been. It's gone. We did it. It was fine. We're still pals that are gals, right? That stays with us all the time.

Samantha [01:02:27]:
You are so creepy all the time. I just don't know. I just don't know. I do need to share with you something I discovered on tick tock, though.

Lisa [01:02:37]:
Am I gonna like it?

Samantha [01:02:38]:
Oh, I was so happy. I was like, where was this the.

Lisa [01:02:41]:
Tick tock that we still share?

Samantha [01:02:43]:
Yes. Where has this been all my life? Like, I found.

Lisa [01:02:47]:
Okay.

Samantha [01:02:48]:
Potato tick tock.

Lisa [01:02:50]:
I have a question. How come you can find potato TikTok on our shared tick tock, but I don't see potato tik tok on our shared tick tock? It's weird.

Samantha [01:03:02]:
I don't know. I don't know. I just came across this person and they're like, has anyone discovered potato tik tok? And I'm like, potato tick tock. And then I went looking for it and I'm like, this is awesome.

Lisa [01:03:14]:
Please tell.

Samantha [01:03:16]:
There's this. Oh, I can't remember the creator's name. Anyways, this. It's a. She's a chef and she's from the UK and she has done like, I don't know how many videos on the various forms of how. Of what you can do with a potato.

Lisa [01:03:30]:
Oh God, you would be in heaven thing. You love a potato.

Samantha [01:03:35]:
Oh my God. It was just like I would eat 500 million pounds of potatoes if I.

Lisa [01:03:40]:
Because, because of all this, all the.

Samantha [01:03:42]:
Variety, so many varieties. Like, how she made her mashed potatoes was revolutionary.

Lisa [01:03:50]:
Wow.

Samantha [01:03:50]:
She made thick cut french fries. Like it was delightful.

Lisa [01:03:55]:
Okay, but that's not new.

Samantha [01:03:57]:
No, but then she made these things I've never heard of before. And then there was like, they were, they were round and then they were baked and then they were smashed. And then it was this and then it was that and I'm like, what were those?

Lisa [01:04:08]:
Like, did she do croquettes? Is that what you're getting confused? Yeah, you've never heard of.

Samantha [01:04:12]:
And then she did like a potato pancake kind of type croquette and she.

Lisa [01:04:16]:
Did like smash smashed potatoes.

Samantha [01:04:17]:
Then she did a smashed potato salad thing.

Lisa [01:04:20]:
Oh, it was like a smashed potato.

Samantha [01:04:23]:
I felt I needed to share my passion of potatoes with the friends of the podcast because you took away french fries from me.

Lisa [01:04:29]:
No, I never. Okay, but here, then, then I need to share this with the friends of the podcast because you're right. For the last three years, Sam's been Saying I took away her French fries from her. Well, just let you all know, now we share French fries.

Samantha [01:04:45]:
Only because now you don't eat the truffle fries anymore.

Lisa [01:04:50]:
I'm over them.

Samantha [01:04:51]:
Yes, because they're not great anymore.

Lisa [01:04:55]:
They're not great anymore.

Samantha [01:04:56]:
No.

Lisa [01:04:57]:
And after they're not great, I don't want them. Right, right. Done. All right, so everybody needs to check out Potato TikTok.

Samantha [01:05:03]:
Potato. Please join me.

Lisa [01:05:04]:
But at some point, there's only so much they can do with a potato.

Samantha [01:05:07]:
No, you know what? There will always be something different.

Lisa [01:05:11]:
All right, so you know what we gotta follow up on? Cold foam. Cold foam. Follow up, everybody. I put it out there because last week I said, I don't get it. Sounds like a lot of people don't get it. It sounds like most people don't understand it. Sounds like most people never heard of it. There's a few that did.

Lisa [01:05:29]:
Did you get anything new from any of that, Samantha? Did it change your mind on it?

Samantha [01:05:33]:
I think people are confused by cold foam.

Lisa [01:05:36]:
I think cold foam is confusing.

Samantha [01:05:39]:
It is, because it's foam and it's cold.

Lisa [01:05:42]:
Yeah, but yet whipped cream is cold and we use it. But it's delightful.

Samantha [01:05:49]:
It's sugary. Delightful.

Lisa [01:05:50]:
It's sugary and delightful. Cold foam, when I see it from the coffee mate, seems weird and creepy. So, I don't know, I guess what I'm wanting is. I'm wanting somebody to explain it. Like, Gracie tried to explain it. My friend Kyla tried to explain it. Maybe your explanations, guys, not good enough. I don't get it still, can we get better explanations, please? Pretend you're going to sell us on cold foam.

Lisa [01:06:15]:
I want to be sold on cold foam, okay? Because I think it. It's a trend and I like to be on trend.

Samantha [01:06:21]:
Right, but you don't drink that kind of coffee.

Lisa [01:06:25]:
But maybe I would. What if I'm missing out, okay? Although with my carnivore. With my carnivore diet.

Samantha [01:06:33]:
You always said the word wrong.

Lisa [01:06:36]:
Carnival. It's carnivore. What is it?

Samantha [01:06:40]:
It's not carnival. It's not carnivore. It's carnivore.

Lisa [01:06:44]:
Oh, you imagine going on the carnival diet and it would be like, and I'll have candy floss for breakfast, pogo stick for lunch, pretzel for snack. And then I wonder, oh, my God, what if you could do the carnival diet? But one day, carnival diet, next day, intermittent fasting diet, and that was your combo.

Samantha [01:07:05]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:07:07]:
Right? So then you just ate junk food with A day off. Junk food with a day off. Junk food with a day off.

Samantha [01:07:16]:
Oh, my God. Don't treat your body like that.

Lisa [01:07:20]:
I have a treat. My body like that. No, sign me up. Sign me up. I'd have cotton candy every day for breakfast. Yum.

Samantha [01:07:27]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:07:28]:
Right? It'd be so good. So good. Okay. You know what else is so good, Samantha?

Samantha [01:07:32]:
Huh?

Lisa [01:07:33]:
So good. We got an Apple review from the podcast, a new listener, and turns out to be somebody that we kind of knew, but we didn't know. Explain, would you?

Samantha [01:07:48]:
Oh, the Apple review is from the girl who served us at Earl's a couple of weeks ago, right?

Lisa [01:07:58]:
Yeah. And. And. And she said as she was serving us, she said, you guys crack me up. And then we told her that we had a podcast.

Samantha [01:08:09]:
Yes, Lisa told her.

Lisa [01:08:10]:
And she listened and she listened, and it sounds like she loves us. And here's the funny thing, right? She's not our age.

Samantha [01:08:16]:
She is totally not.

Lisa [01:08:18]:
We actually are probably the same age as her mom.

Samantha [01:08:20]:
Probably. Or older.

Lisa [01:08:22]:
We actually. Actually, I think I'd put us a little older than her mom, right?

Samantha [01:08:28]:
Yeah, for sure. Oh, my gosh.

Lisa [01:08:30]:
Which is kind of fun. So that was super cool, right? Because that's what we're wanting, right? We're wanting some reviews. It. We love to hear that. That we're resonating with people. You know, we got that call from Carrie, and that's super cool.

Samantha [01:08:41]:
Cool. Yeah.

Lisa [01:08:42]:
And that's what we want from you guys. Friends of the podcast. Right? We want to hear out. We want you guys to reach out. Touch me. Still faith. Still Faith.

Samantha [01:08:55]:
It's still faith.

Lisa [01:08:56]:
Megan, super fan of the podcast. She's not sure if it's faith or me.

Samantha [01:09:02]:
Is Faith in her message.

Lisa [01:09:05]:
She said she might have thought it was me too, but then she thought it was faith after all.

Samantha [01:09:09]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:09:10]:
It's like, what side is she on? Team Lisa or Team Sam? Where does she fall? Right? I think Megan. I think Megan represents both of us.

Samantha [01:09:17]:
Okay, There you go.

Lisa [01:09:18]:
Right? Right. So anyways, we're just. We're just saying, right. We were thrilled to get an Apple review.

Samantha [01:09:24]:
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Samantha [01:10:02]:
I shake my head. Swag. Head to threadless.com and search for us. And we want to just thank John Domingo for editing.

Lisa [01:10:08]:
There's going to be new. There's new swag coming, too. Sorry I interrupted. There's new swag coming too.

Samantha [01:10:14]:
Okay, good.

Lisa [01:10:16]:
Okay.

Samantha [01:10:17]:
All right.

Lisa [01:10:17]:
You better thank John again. I interrupted in the middle of. John.

Samantha [01:10:20]:
That's okay.

Lisa [01:10:22]:
Sorry, John.

Samantha [01:10:23]:
He heard.

Lisa [01:10:24]:
I'm sure he heard. And you know, and. And John Gimenko, check out his TikTok. He posted just the cutest little thing of himself dancing around with no shirt on, just in dressed like a baby.

Samantha [01:10:37]:
Oh, God, please.

Lisa [01:10:38]:
And it was really funny. Did you see it? It's like. It's like a character. I'm like, look at you go. John thought it was kind of funny, right?

Samantha [01:10:48]:
Yeah, it was cute.

Lisa [01:10:50]:
I thought it was kind of funny. I thought, oh, I betcha. Hey, babe. Hey, babes. What about this one, babes?

Samantha [01:10:56]:
Yep.

Lisa [01:10:56]:
Right. Right. So we got a big hockey. We got a big hockey game Thursday night, Samantha.

Samantha [01:11:02]:
Oh, who are we playing?

Lisa [01:11:03]:
Team Canada versus Team America for the four nations. Again. Again.

Samantha [01:11:11]:
First time they decided to fight.

Lisa [01:11:14]:
Yeah, Right? They did decide to fight. Yes.

Samantha [01:11:17]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:11:17]:
So this time, hopefully Canada has comes out on top. Yay. Go Canada. And here's the other thing, right? Spring training for baseball in full swing. Spoiler alert. Jay's fans, they did not extend Vladimir Guerrero jr's contract.

Samantha [01:11:33]:
Oh, right.

Lisa [01:11:35]:
So he'll play this season and then he's a free agent. So, Blue Jay fans, for the. Just in case you're not sure, we're not real happy about that.

Samantha [01:11:43]:
No, we're not.

Lisa [01:11:45]:
No. Right. Because he's the face of the team.

Samantha [01:11:49]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:11:50]:
And he's not going to be here next year because we just felt that we didn't need to pay him that much money. So anyways, it's a little bittersweet still. So podcast off like that. Let's do a knock knock joke or something to end it off positive.

Samantha [01:12:05]:
I don't have one.

Lisa [01:12:06]:
I don't know. I just don't even have one. Sorry, Samantha. Anything else you want to add?

Samantha [01:12:14]:
Nope.

Lisa [01:12:15]:
So we got a little heavy and hard on snl, Samantha. I feel that we gave them. I feel we were a little stern. And you know what? We shouldn't have been. Right. They've been around for 50 years, I hope. If we're around for 50 years, how old does that make us?

Samantha [01:12:27]:
100.

Lisa [01:12:28]:
A hundred? If we're here on our 50th anniversary, episode 7022, I hope people aren't hard on us. So you know what? I'm taking back back the negativity that we, that we gave. It was great. It was wonderful. Actually, it was more your negativity. Can you give it back, please? Hello? Can you give it back? Can you take it back? Take it back? Sure.

Samantha [01:12:51]:
That just sure, sure.

Lisa [01:12:53]:
You didn't take it back. That's the problem. Friends, the podcast. She didn't take it back. Right? That's what I deal with. Anyway, Samantha, enough of you. Enough of you.

Samantha [01:13:02]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:13:03]:
All right, everybody have a good week. Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:13:07]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:13:20]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.