Hello, fabulous listeners of *I Shake My Head*! Buckle up because we've got a rollercoaster of an episode for you. From the cleanliness of soap dispensers to the wild world of prayer phone lines, Lisa and Samantha are at it again with their hilarious banter and unfiltered thoughts. Here's a funny recap of this week's shenanigans!
### Sprinkle Donuts and Broken Promises Lisa, bless her heart, tried so hard to break her sprinkle donut habit. A whole week off the sugary goodness, and then BOOM – back at Tim Hortons, cradling that donut like a long-lost love. Samantha, of course, couldn’t help but tease her about it. Lisa’s self-control: 0, Sprinkle donuts: 1.
### Seasick Stanley Cup Adventures Ever wondered what it's like to feel seasick without leaving dry land? Samantha gives us the scoop on that one. Imagine a drinking game involving slushy drinks and the Stanley Cup. Spoiler alert: it did not end well. Let's just say Samantha’s stomach is still waving a white flag. Lesson learned: Maybe save the Stanley Cup for actual hockey celebrations.
### Pool Party Shenanigans... Without a Backyard Let’s not forget the brilliant idea of blow-up pools at parties. Samantha and Lisa were all in until they remembered their friend doesn't have a backyard. Just imagine them showing up with inflatable pools, ready to party – only to realize there's no place to put them. Classic!
### Prayer Lines and Blinking Evangelists The hosts dive into the world of TV evangelists and prayer phone lines. Ever wondered if those lines are real? Lisa and Samantha question their existence and take hilarious jabs at Joel Van Oosten’s blinking habit. Just picture it: "Call now for a chance to donate – and get blinked at!"
### Bluejays Blues Our hosts can’t hide their disappointment with the Bluejays. Will key players leave? Are the games going downhill? Samantha and Lisa share their frustrations, making us feel their pain. Seriously, Bluejays – step it up!
### Jailhouse Rock (Not Really) In a hypothetical turn, the conversation shifts to surviving jail. Samantha and Lisa imagine their roles behind bars. Lisa sees herself as a hustler, running a company from her cell. Samantha, on the other hand, isn’t so sure about Lisa’s entrepreneurial vision. Let’s hope it never comes to that!
### Polly the Petunia and Parenting Woes RIP Polly the petunia. Lisa, the unfortunate plant parent, confesses to throwing Polly out after a storm. Samantha’s critique of Lisa’s plant parenting skills is priceless. Lesson: Maybe don't take plant parenting advice from Lisa.
### Washroom Woes and Millennials' Mishaps Side-by-side washrooms at a co-op gas bar? Yup, Samantha and Lisa tried it and found it beyond weird. They also delve into the trend of young women sharing public restroom stalls. Millennial logic, anyone?
### Gun Control and Political Venting On a serious note, our hosts discuss gun control and the dire need for civility in politics. It's a heavy topic, but they handle it with their signature blend of humor and thoughtfulness.
### Belly Button Rings and 90s Nostalgia Millennials are bringing back belly button rings, and Samantha and Lisa have thoughts. They reminisce about other 90s trends like tramp stamps. Nostalgia, meet skepticism.
### Menopausal Misadventures Mood swings, diarrhea, sleep issues – welcome to the menopause club. The hosts’ candid chat about their experiences is both hilarious and strangely comforting. We’re all in this together, right?
### Conclusion In true *I Shake My Head* fashion, Samantha and Lisa wrap up the episode with laughter, a touch of controversy, and a whole lot of real talk. From sprinkle donuts to jailhouse hypotheticals, they leave us entertained and eagerly awaiting the next episode.
Until then, keep shaking your head and laughing along with us. Happy listening, folks! 🌟
