Bady Daddy Drama and Potluck Trauma

Lisa [00:00:04]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:00:05]:
Hello, everybody.

Lisa [00:00:07]:
Oh my goodness, Samantha, right? The first cold day of fall and it's like your brain was for. You forgot to plug it in or something.

Samantha [00:00:14]:
I think you forgot to plug yours in.

Lisa [00:00:16]:
My brain never needs to be plugged in. It's always firing on all cylinders.

Samantha [00:00:20]:
No, it's not always.

Lisa [00:00:22]:
It is.

Samantha [00:00:22]:
No, it's not.

Lisa [00:00:23]:
It seems to be.

Samantha [00:00:24]:
I got receipts. Would you like me to read. Would you like me to read them to you?

Lisa [00:00:29]:
I don't. I'm going to stop you right there because you know what I really want get into tonight? I really want to dive into the theory behind potlucks.

Samantha [00:00:36]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:00:37]:
I want to talk about the potluck. I think it's interesting.

Samantha [00:00:41]:
Okay, well, and I don't want us to forget about growing up Gen X when nobody knew where we were.

Lisa [00:00:47]:
Oh, we're not going to forget about it. Right? Because God forbid Lisa and Sam aren't talking Gen X at some point in the time. Right. And I got big breaking news. I've got a confession. I might have become the neighborhood creep.

Samantha [00:01:03]:
Oh, I got thoughts around that.

Lisa [00:01:06]:
Stay tuned, friends. We're going to dive into these things.

Samantha [00:01:10]:
Well, let's get talking about Thanksgiving. Our Canadian thanksgiving is coming up.

Lisa [00:01:15]:
Yeah, it's like next week, isn't it?

Samantha [00:01:17]:
Yes. And I had a very brief but very exact conversation about thanksgiving, family conversation with people in my family.

Lisa [00:01:28]:
Was it a conversation or was it like a. This is what's happening.

Samantha [00:01:31]:
Well, they were discussing, well, I can do a turkey and I can do a turkey. And then my sister in law was like, well, we could do Sam. You like Sam? No, no, no. And I listened to the conversation and I looked and I go, that's for Easter. We'll be having turkey this year.

Lisa [00:01:48]:
Good for you.

Samantha [00:01:49]:
End of discussion.

Lisa [00:01:50]:
Good for you. Right? Because in past years you have had Hamdan at thanksgiving.

Samantha [00:01:55]:
And I was like, my mother was just looking at me like, what are you doing?

Lisa [00:01:59]:
Don't they know 56 year old Sam don't take that type of shit anymore? She wants turkey, she's having turkey.

Samantha [00:02:06]:
So we are having turkey with trimmings and all of that fun stuff. But it is in two weeks. Like we get our thanksgiving in two weeks. That's very early. I know, for the, our american counterparts. You guys don't do that till like way into November.

Lisa [00:02:21]:
Till it's almost Christmas into November. It's odd, but whatever. I guess apparently they must have been thankful at a different time in life than we were.

Samantha [00:02:28]:
No, we are appropriately thankful. We actually have the correct date for thanksgiving.

Lisa [00:02:34]:
Right? So we didn't just make it up and celebrate it later. You're almost stealing the baby Jesus as thunder. You get there so close, right?

Samantha [00:02:44]:
Oh, my God. But I feel like thanksgiving is a time where it signals the start of all things holiday, all things comfort.

Lisa [00:02:56]:
Yes. Right? I know that. You saw the picture. Everybody's seen the picture. It's on all the socials.

Samantha [00:03:03]:
Of what?

Lisa [00:03:04]:
Of the little mini stuffing balls.

Samantha [00:03:07]:
Oh, I saw that. That would look good.

Lisa [00:03:09]:
Whoa.

Samantha [00:03:10]:
It looked really good.

Lisa [00:03:11]:
Friends of the podcast, it's been on Facebook everywhere, and it's like, made in a muffin tin, and it's like a scoop of stuffing, a little bit of turkey in between, and cranberries on top.

Samantha [00:03:22]:
Oh, it did look really good.

Lisa [00:03:25]:
We gotta try that, right? I don't even need the turkey. I'll just have the stuffing balls. I love a dozen stuffing balls, please. For thanksgiving.

Samantha [00:03:34]:
With lots of gravy over top.

Lisa [00:03:36]:
Lots of gravy and cranberries.

Samantha [00:03:39]:
Yeah, but who doesn't love stuffing? Like, don't be a monster, people.

Lisa [00:03:43]:
Okay, but here's the thing, right? Who's still putting stuffing and up the turkey's ass? Now we know better now. No, we still do.

Samantha [00:03:50]:
Oh, it's delightful. It's the best stuffing of the. Of the whole kitten caboodle.

Lisa [00:03:54]:
You know, remember when Oprah said, when we know better, we do better?

Samantha [00:03:58]:
No, we don't.

Lisa [00:04:00]:
We need to do better than that.

Samantha [00:04:01]:
No, you're just the weirdo. You're the weirdo about stuffing a bird. You're the weirdo about stuffing a bird.

Lisa [00:04:07]:
You're taking.

Samantha [00:04:08]:
Nope.

Lisa [00:04:09]:
Raw food and stuffing it in a dead carcass.

Samantha [00:04:12]:
I'm sorry, I. But I am standing very firm on the fact that stuffing needs to go into the bird, along with lots of butter and orange juice over top of it, and then you baste it every, like, hour and with juices. No, you do that. Everybody does that.

Lisa [00:04:30]:
And then we learned that, you know, thou shall not put uncooked food in poultry.

Samantha [00:04:34]:
No. No. Delightful.

Lisa [00:04:36]:
No, but it's not. It shouldn't be that way anymore.

Samantha [00:04:39]:
It's not wrong, Lisa. It's wrong because you don't like it. Just because you don't like it. This is the rule in Lisa's life.

Lisa [00:04:44]:
It's wrong.

Samantha [00:04:45]:
Listen to me, friends of the podcast. If lisa doesn't like it, it's wrong. If Lisa thinks it's wrong, it's wrong.

Lisa [00:04:52]:
It's wrong.

Samantha [00:04:53]:
There doesn't have to be a fact behind that. There doesn't need to be science behind that. There needs to be nothing behind that. All it needs is it. So it must be true.

Lisa [00:05:05]:
It's wrong.

Samantha [00:05:06]:
Literally the whole time.

Lisa [00:05:07]:
Totally wrong. Right? Totally wrong.

Samantha [00:05:10]:
You're totally wrong, so shut up.

Lisa [00:05:12]:
I keep doing it, but I'm gonna get.

Samantha [00:05:14]:
I'm gonna get potatoes and I'm gonna get gravy. I'm gonna do it all Brussels sprout. Right out of that.

Lisa [00:05:20]:
Are you gonna get a turnip?

Samantha [00:05:22]:
Oh, God, I hate turnips. You know? I know, right? I hate turnips.

Lisa [00:05:25]:
Turnips are delicious.

Samantha [00:05:26]:
We get. We do turnips and carrots.

Lisa [00:05:28]:
Yum.

Samantha [00:05:29]:
Occasionally there's a turnip puff that shows up.

Lisa [00:05:31]:
Is there a. Why does there have to be a puff?

Samantha [00:05:33]:
I don't know. It's a thing. And I don't eat either one of those things because I.

Lisa [00:05:39]:
What about. Is there a sweet potato?

Samantha [00:05:41]:
No, we don't do sweet potatoes.

Lisa [00:05:43]:
That's more with the ham.

Samantha [00:05:45]:
We don't do sweet potatoes, period. My family are not those people.

Lisa [00:05:48]:
Oh, but yet you claim to love sweet potato pie. Odd.

Samantha [00:05:51]:
I do. And because I've tasted it, it's delightful, but it's not showing up at a traditional sperling family.

Lisa [00:05:58]:
No, thanks. It should never show up. But that's for a different day. That whole sweet potato argument that you and I get into.

Samantha [00:06:05]:
No, different day. Shut up.

Lisa [00:06:07]:
Because it's wrong. It's wrong.

Samantha [00:06:09]:
Not. And again and again, my theory is correct.

Lisa [00:06:13]:
It's wrong.

Samantha [00:06:14]:
Just because you think it's wrong doesn't mean that it's wrong, Lisa.

Lisa [00:06:17]:
It's wrong. It's wrong.

Samantha [00:06:18]:
Guys, friends of the podcast. It's really hard to be her friends around food sometimes, especially seasonal food, because this is her gig. It's difficult. I want you all to feel sorry for me. I need more sympathy.

Lisa [00:06:31]:
Yeah, I need her out. Feel bad for her. My boss boss was eating pulled pork the other day, and I said to her, just so you know, kind of teetering. She's like, I wondered. I'm, like, kind of starting to teeter. That's my goal, is to get that whole group of people all thinking about seasonal food.

Samantha [00:06:50]:
Pork is not a seasonal food.

Lisa [00:06:52]:
It's a barbecue.

Samantha [00:06:55]:
It's something you can.

Lisa [00:06:56]:
Oh, my God, it's a barbecue. I.

Samantha [00:06:58]:
We cannot argue about. We have argued about food for years.

Lisa [00:07:02]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:07:03]:
I can't believe there's still an argument to be had around food.

Lisa [00:07:08]:
I'll be honest, I never really put much thought into the pulled pork till I saw it the other day when she was eating it. I'm like, whoa, it's October. It don't belong. It don't belong.

Samantha [00:07:19]:
They must look at you and go, you're so fucking weird.

Lisa [00:07:22]:
I'm sure they do, right? I'm sure they do. And I would even blame them, right? I wouldn't even blame them for that.

Samantha [00:07:29]:
I wouldn't blame him either.

Lisa [00:07:30]:
No. You know what? We gotta reach out to our friends in America because, uh, it's hurricane season and we might have some listeners and some friends of the podcast that were. Right.

Samantha [00:07:41]:
Massive devastation. I'm so sorry, everyone. That's sad, right?

Lisa [00:07:45]:
Like friends and loved ones. Everybody, right? Just people.

Samantha [00:07:49]:
The. I keep hearing about North Carolina and how it's just been devastated. I'm sure it's ever in other parts of.

Lisa [00:07:55]:
But.

Samantha [00:07:56]:
And Florida really bad. Like, it's just horrible. Like, who knew that that could, that hurricane could do that much damage?

Lisa [00:08:04]:
Totally, right? So. So we empathize, we send our, our good thoughts.

Samantha [00:08:08]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:08:09]:
But in true, I shake my head with Lisa in Sam fashion, I gotta shake my head at something to do with it.

Samantha [00:08:15]:
Okay?

Lisa [00:08:16]:
So just hear me out. Okay?

Samantha [00:08:18]:
Tippy toe, Lisa. Tippy toe.

Lisa [00:08:20]:
Tippy toe. I got my slippers on. I'm tippy toeing, but I'm shaking my head.

Samantha [00:08:27]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:08:28]:
Here I go. At the reasoning behind sticking it out with the tornado.

Samantha [00:08:37]:
If you're new.

Lisa [00:08:40]:
Sorry, that's, that's how tippy toeing I am. Right. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm getting my words mixed up. If you're not, if your news channel says, if you're gonna stick it out, just so you know, it's unsurvivable. And we're going to need you to take a black magic marker that's permanent and write your name and your birth date on your arm. I shake my head at the people who maybe chose to not heed that warning.

Samantha [00:09:06]:
You know what? I think you're. Are you basing this off of the tick tock that shows the woman who lived on the. Oh, I didn't see Florida. I said on CNN, she, everyone was watching her because they couldn't believe that the waves were crashing into her house. She was already up to the second level and she still wouldn't leave.

Lisa [00:09:24]:
No, I didn't see that. I'm using this on the CNN.

Samantha [00:09:27]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:09:28]:
On the CNN, Samantha. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna shake my head at something without it being like a newsworthy. Like, I was not gonna lightly. I was tippy toeing before, okay? Right. I was not gonna take the news from the TikTok on this one.

Samantha [00:09:42]:
I don't know what. What makes people stay.

Lisa [00:09:46]:
I get. Right. Go down with the ship, but.

Samantha [00:09:48]:
Yeah, but it's your well being.

Lisa [00:09:51]:
Yeah. Right. It's your life.

Samantha [00:09:53]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:09:53]:
So I gotta say, right as all. I just. I'm sorry, but I was shaking my head at that.

Samantha [00:10:00]:
I'm sure there are the percentage of people, but we understand that a large percentage of people.

Lisa [00:10:07]:
Right.

Samantha [00:10:08]:
Did what they needed to do and got the heck out of there.

Lisa [00:10:12]:
And Lisa and Sam need to tippy toe back out of this conversation before one of us gets us into too much trouble.

Samantha [00:10:19]:
You started it.

Lisa [00:10:21]:
At the end of the day, well wishes, positive thoughts.

Samantha [00:10:24]:
Yes. Oh, my gosh. Like, it's gonna be. It's gonna take so much to put the communities back together.

Lisa [00:10:30]:
If it's right, don't write on your arm. And.

Samantha [00:10:34]:
Well, I mean, to be honest, if anything, there is a town in BC that was devastated by wildfire. Wildfire. Wildfires almost two years ago. And they never rebuilt the town.

Lisa [00:10:50]:
Well, some places do. Some places don't. Some places count. Right.

Samantha [00:10:54]:
It's bad.

Lisa [00:10:55]:
Yeah. So.

Samantha [00:10:56]:
But I'm going to move on because Lisa needs to stop talking about it.

Lisa [00:11:00]:
Because I will just. I'll get myself into hotter trouble as.

Samantha [00:11:02]:
Yeah, you will. I'm going to talk about potluck season because apparently Lisa's fascinated by it.

Lisa [00:11:08]:
Fascinated by it. Aren't you fascinated by potluck season?

Samantha [00:11:11]:
No, I hate potluck season.

Lisa [00:11:13]:
Why do you hate it?

Samantha [00:11:14]:
Because you have to bring food from your home or you have to fake bring food from your home. Because if you're smart, you've gone to the grocery store, you've transferred into something else. You've kind of added a flair to it that doesn't look grocery shopping.

Lisa [00:11:28]:
Nobody's thinking that seven layer dips coming from you. Nobody. Right. Nobody thinks you take those buns.

Samantha [00:11:37]:
No. Like, let's be realistic. I don't like making food for other people. I get very nervous and. And I think it comes from an experience that I had many years ago where we did Potluck at a place that I worked at, and I was driving, innocently driving to work. It was going to be fun. It was potluck. Everyone was bringing something and I had brought a.

Samantha [00:12:00]:
A crock pot full of chili. I had done everything appropriately and I had to stop suddenly because somebody cut me off and the chili went over and spilt.

Lisa [00:12:13]:
Was the chili in the backseat?

Samantha [00:12:15]:
No, it was in the front, on the floor.

Lisa [00:12:18]:
You didn't that's why you can't be a mom. You didn't think to save it with your arm?

Samantha [00:12:21]:
No, it was on the. It was on the floor, Lisa.

Lisa [00:12:24]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:12:25]:
Because I knew sitting. I knew sitting in the church.

Lisa [00:12:28]:
He felt it in.

Samantha [00:12:29]:
No. You know what? I got PTSD. Their chili smell. Lived forever in my car.

Lisa [00:12:36]:
Nice. That's insane.

Samantha [00:12:36]:
And I did not appreciate it.

Lisa [00:12:39]:
That's gross. But here's the thing, though, right? You're invited to a potluck. That's too easy. You don't bring other people's foods. You bring your own food.

Samantha [00:12:47]:
No.

Lisa [00:12:48]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:12:48]:
No.

Lisa [00:12:49]:
You make something easy.

Samantha [00:12:50]:
Who says you have to? Is there a rule somewhere? Can you provide a rule sheet?

Lisa [00:12:56]:
Probably. The potluck originated. If I fact checked, I could. The potluck originated back in the seventies, right? Where you couldn't just go and buy a jelly mold. You had to make the jelly mold.

Samantha [00:13:07]:
I think the potluck originated in the fifties with the fifties housewife.

Lisa [00:13:12]:
You don't know. Do you know that for sure?

Samantha [00:13:14]:
I'm sure it did.

Lisa [00:13:15]:
Sure you're sure?

Samantha [00:13:16]:
Sounds very 50 esque. And then it kind of just traveled through the decades.

Lisa [00:13:21]:
Right, okay. Right. But the thing is, is it's called company coming right with the potluck. Companies coming with the potluck. Even you take the eggs. You take some boy, you take some deviled eggs. You can make. You can make doubled eggs.

Samantha [00:13:33]:
Samantha, I don't want to.

Lisa [00:13:34]:
Right. You need to. Do you. You can do something right now. Just feel. I feel that you're.

Samantha [00:13:41]:
This. This is rich coming from you. When asked to bring something and make a dessert, you get a chocolate and potato chips and mix it up.

Lisa [00:13:53]:
Right? I cook them in the cooker on the oven on the stove. I cook them.

Samantha [00:14:00]:
You melted chocolate and threw potato chips.

Lisa [00:14:04]:
In and mixed it up, dropped it into crinkle cups. And never has anybody said they didn't like them.

Samantha [00:14:15]:
Throwing frozen meatballs into a crock pot with Diana sauce is not homemade.

Lisa [00:14:22]:
I would not take that to a potluck. What?

Samantha [00:14:25]:
Yes, you would. And you have, because that came to work, too.

Lisa [00:14:31]:
That's fine. You know what? At least I would participate. You'd pick up a bag of buns.

Samantha [00:14:35]:
No, you know what I mean. I would always make the cream cheese and flakes of ham dip that everybody loves.

Lisa [00:14:41]:
No, nobody loves anything with flakes of ham.

Samantha [00:14:44]:
No, it's delicious.

Lisa [00:14:46]:
They lied to you.

Samantha [00:14:47]:
No, they didn't. Cause they ate it.

Lisa [00:14:48]:
Cindy, harder. Liar. You didn't like it.

Samantha [00:14:53]:
Don't name her.

Lisa [00:14:55]:
I just did.

Samantha [00:14:56]:
Don't.

Lisa [00:14:58]:
Sorry. Friends used to work with us. I feel it's okay to name her.

Samantha [00:15:02]:
I'm just. I'm sorry. I feel very differently about what needs to be brought to a podcast.

Lisa [00:15:07]:
Too much. Right? Just.

Samantha [00:15:08]:
And even at my age now, I'm still not making shit for people.

Lisa [00:15:13]:
Just for once, we should agree on something, right? That's the basis of our friendship, is disagreement.

Samantha [00:15:18]:
You know what I'll do? I will go to the. If I need to bring a dessert, I will go to the best bakery known to man, and I will buy something that is better than homemade.

Lisa [00:15:29]:
But it defeats the purpose of the homemade potluck. Right?

Samantha [00:15:33]:
Perfect. It's the right choice.

Lisa [00:15:34]:
It's paying homage to the women who couldn't go out and buy that stuff because they were busy making beds.

Samantha [00:15:42]:
Oh, my God. And look at you using a word that you normally don't.

Lisa [00:15:46]:
Homage. I feel. I've never used homage. I feel I used it correctly, but I don't know if I could do it again. I don't know where. I don't know where it would fit again. Right.

Samantha [00:15:57]:
I really think you should stop one for me.

Lisa [00:16:02]:
Oh, my God. I pulled it off. Mic drop. Boom. Okay. I got to tell you. Yeah, I got it. I got.

Lisa [00:16:08]:
I'm moving on. We are no. Boy, I tell you, if the world just knew that even though we don't agree ever, we still can move on and just put it behind us. Can't wait. It's the beauty of our friendship. Okay, here's my confession.

Samantha [00:16:24]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:16:25]:
I'm. I'm gonna. I'm ratting myself out a little bit. My husband, too, but mostly just me, I think, as we get older, right. We start paying more attention to our environment. Right. We got less things to do. We're just paying a little more attention.

Lisa [00:16:41]:
Okay. I totally watched guy across the road. Totally. Like, I'm assuming. I think he's a young guy, seems to be single. He's got a dog. He's got an orange cat. Takes the dog out every day for a walk.

Lisa [00:16:56]:
I'm assuming he's taking him to the dog park. So he's a good pet owner. Really, really good guy. All weekend, I was just totally consumed with the fact that he was wearing a bright green crocs and socks. He was wearing socks with crocs.

Samantha [00:17:13]:
And.

Lisa [00:17:13]:
He was going golfing, and he would have his socks with crocs on, and I'm like, I got to believe that he's got golf shoes in his car. And we would have this big conversation about I wonder why he's wearing socks with crocs. He appears to have a decent paying job. Nice place. Looks like a nice young man. And then there's the socks. I'll tell you why he's single. Socks with crocs.

Samantha [00:17:33]:
It's like socks with lime green crocs.

Lisa [00:17:36]:
Lime green crocs and white socks.

Samantha [00:17:39]:
God.

Lisa [00:17:40]:
Right?

Samantha [00:17:41]:
You've become the creepy neighbor.

Lisa [00:17:44]:
Totally. But I feel unjustified because I feel people walk by and judge me all day long. Right? Who's that? Who's that slothy looking thing sitting in the chair? You can see. You can see.

Samantha [00:17:58]:
Not wearing a bra.

Lisa [00:18:00]:
Guess what? I'm not going to dress pro properly all the time. Especially in my home on my downtime. Right. I'm not doing it.

Samantha [00:18:11]:
Sorry.

Lisa [00:18:13]:
I'm not embarrassed. Bra. As I walk in the door at the end of the day. Yeah, you lug these guys around. You see how you like that.

Samantha [00:18:24]:
I highly doubt that people are staring into your patio doors.

Lisa [00:18:27]:
I don't know. It seems like they might be Samaritan.

Samantha [00:18:29]:
Samantha, it's because you're staring out of your patio doors.

Lisa [00:18:33]:
Right.

Samantha [00:18:33]:
Creeping on the guy across from you.

Lisa [00:18:35]:
Totally. I'm like, I am totally the neighborhood creep. And I'm okay with it. I think that's my new role.

Samantha [00:18:41]:
The neighborhood creep.

Lisa [00:18:42]:
I'll be the neighborhood creep. I don't care. That's what we do over here.

Samantha [00:18:47]:
Watch. You'll still become part of the neighborhood watch. Right?

Lisa [00:18:51]:
They'll be watching for me. Right? There'll be a memo that goes out and I. Although I feel deep down I'm harmless.

Samantha [00:18:59]:
I think you are harmless. But you're having very deep conversations about someone that wears lime green crocs.

Lisa [00:19:06]:
I know because I'm just. I'd like to just say, hey, I feel his name is Brad, but I don't know that I'd like to say, hey, Brad, ditch the shoes, dude. Ditch the shoes. Right?

Samantha [00:19:18]:
What in the world would make you think his name is Brad?

Lisa [00:19:21]:
Just what I think. He looks like. A Bradley. Looks like a bride. Right? That's all. I apparently have invested a lot of time into this one way relationship.

Samantha [00:19:30]:
You have invested way too much time.

Lisa [00:19:34]:
Okay? But you know what I haven't invested enough time with? I keep hearing it. I hear it. I hear it on the TikTok. I hear it in conversations where I am. I want to discuss the origin of the word baby daddy. Who invented it and why is it being used?

Samantha [00:19:52]:
Oh, who knows? Invented. Wow.

Lisa [00:19:54]:
It's hor. I think that phrase sounds horrible.

Samantha [00:19:57]:
I think it's anybody who apparently has.

Lisa [00:20:00]:
A baby without didn't marry the daddy daddy.

Samantha [00:20:04]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:20:05]:
Because if you got married, I would assume that's the daddy. Yeah.

Samantha [00:20:09]:
So it's not the baby daddy.

Lisa [00:20:11]:
Right. So I just hear lots of people, like, oh, and you know, and my baby daddy, my baby daddy. And I'm like, is that like, the version of, like, the seventies pimp? Like, oh, and my pimp. And my pimp.

Samantha [00:20:21]:
Nope, nope. That's totally separate.

Lisa [00:20:23]:
Baby daddy, baby daddy.

Samantha [00:20:25]:
So that's my baby daddy. So that means that they're connected only by child.

Lisa [00:20:30]:
It sounds kind of crass. Eh. It is crass. Like, it sounds crass, right? You know, it can't just say her daddy, right? Like, no, I don't even know. You can't really, I guess, can you?

Samantha [00:20:44]:
You know, the phrase. The phrase baby daddy, I'm sure has been around for more than a decade, right? I would think, yeah, it's been around maybe since the 1980s.

Lisa [00:20:56]:
It seems to be stirring up again. It's making a comeback.

Samantha [00:21:00]:
I don't think it ever got lost. I think people just maybe are using it more frequently.

Lisa [00:21:05]:
They were sparingly using it before.

Samantha [00:21:07]:
You feel, or you are just now coming into the light and there's a.

Lisa [00:21:13]:
Chance of that, too. Right? Like, that's very possible.

Samantha [00:21:16]:
You are a little slow on the upticks. Right?

Lisa [00:21:18]:
I sometimes miss. I sometimes miss these things, right? I sometimes miss these things.

Samantha [00:21:24]:
People. I mean. I mean, it's a certain, I don't know, generation maybe, who uses it.

Lisa [00:21:31]:
I'm just saying that as a borderline senior. I don't like. I don't like that phrase.

Samantha [00:21:37]:
I don't think you're borderline. I think you're senior.

Lisa [00:21:39]:
Well, guess you're gonna. You're more senior than me, right? Just saying, right? I don't know if I love the phrase baby daddy. Baby daddy.

Samantha [00:21:50]:
Well, what else are you gonna call the guy who, you know, created your baby?

Lisa [00:21:55]:
Your one night stand? I don't know.

Samantha [00:21:58]:
Catch.

Lisa [00:21:58]:
That doesn't sound much better either.

Samantha [00:22:00]:
This is my catch and release daddy.

Lisa [00:22:03]:
I don't know. I heard a funny phrase for toys that don't cost much, but you just buy a kid and they're called shut up toys, right? I'm like, that says all it needs to say, right?

Samantha [00:22:18]:
Is she. Is he the shut up daddy?

Lisa [00:22:20]:
Like, shut up daddy? I don't know. Right? Shut up toys. Totally. I get that. Right? You're just gonna buy it, so here, shut and shut up, right?

Samantha [00:22:28]:
That sounds horrible. What are you insinuating are you insinuating the woman just wanted something out of the dad? The. Shut up daddy.

Lisa [00:22:37]:
Shut up daddy.

Samantha [00:22:38]:
And he provided it, and that's all that was needed.

Lisa [00:22:40]:
Let's change it. Women. Let's take the power back. We don't need to call him a baby daddy. We're gonna. We don't need to say, he's my baby daddy. We need to say, he's my shut up daddy. I own that relationship, and he's my.

Lisa [00:22:51]:
Shut up daddy.

Samantha [00:22:52]:
He's my shut up daddy.

Lisa [00:22:53]:
Right.

Samantha [00:22:54]:
Just shut up.

Lisa [00:22:55]:
He had. And told him to shut up.

Samantha [00:22:58]:
Shut up and do it. Just shut up and do it.

Lisa [00:23:00]:
Shut up and make me a baby.

Samantha [00:23:04]:
We have now categorized people into a certain bracket.

Lisa [00:23:10]:
Totally, right? We just, like, we slummed it down, I think.

Samantha [00:23:15]:
Oh, my God, we are judgmental today. Oh, my gosh.

Lisa [00:23:19]:
I. And every day.

Samantha [00:23:23]:
Well, let's keep going with that because, you know, we could also talk about the phrase wife beater.

Lisa [00:23:32]:
Oh, that's a bad one.

Samantha [00:23:34]:
Because wife beater is for the men's tank top. Sorry. Let's clarify, right? The phrase wife beater, it references a men's tank top because when a man wears a white tank top, we call that a wife beater in Canada. That's what we've heard.

Lisa [00:23:48]:
That's what we've heard is. That's what it's called. A white beater.

Samantha [00:23:51]:
Yes. So I don't know how or why that ever became that, but I. We're associating it with a part of.

Lisa [00:24:00]:
The population, like a domestic, violent part.

Samantha [00:24:03]:
Of population just doesn't wear sleeves.

Lisa [00:24:08]:
And maybe they have a bit of a pot belly and sometimes they might rest their bud light on it and.

Samantha [00:24:13]:
They have a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. Oh, my gosh. Let's just paint a picture, shall we?

Lisa [00:24:18]:
Right.

Samantha [00:24:19]:
And we're horrible right now.

Lisa [00:24:20]:
And maybe, maybe accompanied with the trendiest of trendy mullets.

Samantha [00:24:28]:
Oh, yeah, let's throw mullet in there.

Lisa [00:24:30]:
And I see a belt buckle.

Samantha [00:24:32]:
And, like, I don't think people actually say that phrase anymore because it is quite offensive.

Lisa [00:24:38]:
It's bad.

Samantha [00:24:39]:
But, I mean, it grew out of somewhere. Like somebody was bad.

Lisa [00:24:42]:
People still say it. I bet you. Our generation still says it. I bet you. We slip it up. We slip. We don't know. And then we're like, oh, that sounds bad.

Lisa [00:24:49]:
Right?

Samantha [00:24:50]:
Well. Cause you have to be careful.

Lisa [00:24:52]:
You have to be careful.

Samantha [00:24:53]:
I mean, it is offensive.

Lisa [00:24:55]:
It is, right? Where'd it go? Why? Why are you offending people?

Samantha [00:24:59]:
We are definitely saying the and we dig ourselves out. Dig ourselves out.

Lisa [00:25:06]:
We are just.

Samantha [00:25:08]:
What are we doing today?

Lisa [00:25:10]:
We are just putting 1ft in front of the other and tripping on it. That's what we're doing. All right.

Samantha [00:25:16]:
We have, like, slammed baby daddies made them shut up. Daddies. And now we're talking about guys who wear tank tops and they're like, right. Oh, my goodness. Like, we are horrible.

Lisa [00:25:29]:
And now I want to talk about my thousand pound sisters. They're back.

Samantha [00:25:32]:
No.

Lisa [00:25:33]:
And that show, totally watched by Lisa Gibson for all the wrong reasons.

Samantha [00:25:37]:
Yes, it is. Yes, I can clarify.

Lisa [00:25:40]:
They're back. They're back for another season.

Samantha [00:25:42]:
Yes. They look lovely.

Lisa [00:25:43]:
Amy and Tammy can't wait to see what they. Oh, my God. Can't wait to see what this bring mirror brings the gals.

Samantha [00:25:53]:
I just, you know, I don't watch them. I can.

Lisa [00:25:56]:
I do. I love them so much.

Samantha [00:25:58]:
It's just, you know what? I can barely get through my big, fat, fabulous life with Whitney.

Lisa [00:26:04]:
I love my fat sisters better.

Samantha [00:26:06]:
No, but you know what I'm stuck on?

Lisa [00:26:08]:
What?

Samantha [00:26:09]:
Sister wives.

Lisa [00:26:11]:
Oh, I can't do it.

Samantha [00:26:13]:
I was. I haven't watched a full season of these people for years.

Lisa [00:26:17]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:26:18]:
And now that they're all breaking up and there's no longer sister wives, I am fully invested in. Let's slam the guy to the ground.

Lisa [00:26:31]:
That's kind of crazy, Samantha, that for.

Samantha [00:26:33]:
Some reason, like, how they're functioning, the whole bit. Oh, my God. I'm just. I'm enthralled. But I can't watch a thousand. I can't watch the 90 fiance.

Lisa [00:26:44]:
I can't do that. I can only do the thousand pound sisters because I grew to love those girls. I grew to. I grew to love those in the wrong way for all the wrong reasons.

Samantha [00:26:55]:
But.

Lisa [00:26:56]:
But what I'm not watching for the wrong reasons is the new Matlock show. I'm watching.

Samantha [00:27:01]:
I've heard that.

Lisa [00:27:03]:
Right. And you know why I'm watching it? Because, like she says, not that Matlock. It's not that. The old Matlock. They're not trying to rejuvenate that bad show.

Samantha [00:27:12]:
No, there are not.

Lisa [00:27:13]:
Why they picked that name, I'm not sure. It must be to get the funniness of that. No, not that matlock. Maybe.

Samantha [00:27:18]:
Maybe. Yeah.

Lisa [00:27:19]:
No, it's just starting up, so I got not much to say about it. I'm just saying. I'm watching it, though.

Samantha [00:27:24]:
I'm gonna watch it, too. I think it looks good. I love Kathy Bates, though. All right, Lisa, we're back. Cause you know what? I gotta talk about it. You made me watch it. You told me to watch it, actually, and you're not even talking about it, so we're gonna talk about it. SNL.

Lisa [00:27:39]:
Very good.

Samantha [00:27:39]:
Oh, my God. It sucked. The hind patootie. I can't believe I actually paid attention and watched it. And all I thought was, you still suck.

Lisa [00:27:50]:
Yeah, it was not good.

Samantha [00:27:51]:
Like.

Lisa [00:27:51]:
Like a couple. Like, okay, so, like, the Halloween skit about the Halloween store was funny.

Samantha [00:27:56]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:27:58]:
But now, did you hear what happened?

Samantha [00:28:00]:
There's so much backlash.

Lisa [00:28:05]:
About a Halloween skit, right?

Samantha [00:28:07]:
Because the spirit of Halloween, people were like an irrelevant 50 year old tv show. Cause they were mad because they were making fun of the spirit of Halloween.

Lisa [00:28:17]:
But, you know, at Saturday live, they weren't wrong. No. It is a store that opens for six weeks.

Samantha [00:28:23]:
Six weeks. In an abandoned wherever.

Lisa [00:28:25]:
Wherever. In an abandoned wherever. Right. They stop sign with a special entrance.

Samantha [00:28:33]:
Yes. Like, come on. Like, how can you be upset about that? People know about you now. You may get more actual customers because.

Lisa [00:28:41]:
Totally. They will. Right? Because it's still just funny, if nothing else, because they didn't change the name of it. It's new. It's advertising.

Samantha [00:28:49]:
I know.

Lisa [00:28:50]:
I don't know. You know what? I wish Saturday Night Live would do a skit about you and I. Oh, yeah, sure. I would take that.

Samantha [00:28:55]:
That would be great.

Lisa [00:28:56]:
I would take it. But it wasn't good. It wasn't. It was nothing good.

Samantha [00:29:00]:
That essence. And it was the start of the.

Lisa [00:29:02]:
Season and the 50th year.

Samantha [00:29:05]:
It was horrible, even.

Lisa [00:29:07]:
And you know what, friends of the podcast, I watch it religiously because I'm holding out hope. Right. For old Saturday Night Live to pop up. Even the bit at the beginning with the presidents and stuff. It was still. It was too long.

Samantha [00:29:18]:
It was too long.

Lisa [00:29:19]:
It was too much.

Samantha [00:29:20]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:29:21]:
Like, I don't care about the. The Kamala and the drama and the Tamila and the. Like, I'm like, we can do better.

Samantha [00:29:27]:
And the dance.

Lisa [00:29:28]:
And the dance too much. Right.

Samantha [00:29:31]:
Dana Carvey was funny, though.

Lisa [00:29:33]:
He was. He was.

Samantha [00:29:34]:
Dana Carver was funny.

Lisa [00:29:35]:
Yeah. You know, but here's the other thing, since we're talking about the. The presidential part. I watched the debate last night.

Samantha [00:29:42]:
Uh oh.

Lisa [00:29:44]:
No, it was fine. Here's two men, even though you don't. They don't see eye to eye, and I personally don't see eye to eye with one of them. Here's two men that were polite, dignified, gracious, knowledgeable, and actually knew how to do a debate.

Samantha [00:30:01]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:30:02]:
And if I'm not saying I am not a republican voter. Number one, I'm not american, but if I was, I wouldn't be voting Republican. However, I will say that JD Vance, as crazy as he is, is very well spoken and very captivating and probably would be a good figurehead. And they should just tell Donald Trump to shut the fuck up and stop talking, even though JD Vance is going to say stupid shit that we don't agree with.

Samantha [00:30:35]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:30:36]:
At least it's going to be proper sentences.

Samantha [00:30:39]:
There you go. At least it's a proper sentence, right?

Lisa [00:30:41]:
It's going to be proper sentences. That's all I'm going to say about the debate.

Samantha [00:30:45]:
Okay. Thanks for sharing, Lisa.

Lisa [00:30:48]:
Right. That's all I'm going to say.

Samantha [00:30:50]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:30:51]:
You know? Okay, so here's something that's kind of funny, right? We talk about Gen X a lot, right? We're Gen X.

Samantha [00:30:58]:
We are. We are those people.

Lisa [00:31:00]:
We are those people. I assume that a lot of people who listen to the podcast might fall into that category, too, right?

Samantha [00:31:05]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:31:06]:
Do you think it's like. Do you think it's odd that they claim that our biggest characteristics, Gen X's biggest characteristic, is the fact that we are from the unreachable generation? There were no cell phones. There was no. Right. There was no. There was no way to get a hold of us. Right? No, we just were out there. Nobody knew where we were, what we were doing.

Lisa [00:31:28]:
And frankly, I don't even know if they cared.

Samantha [00:31:30]:
I don't think our parents really knew what we were doing either.

Lisa [00:31:33]:
Right. But it's weird. Hey, how. That was just the norm.

Samantha [00:31:37]:
That was the norm, right?

Lisa [00:31:39]:
And, like, we still had bad people out in society. We still had people like, that were drinking and driving and people, like, out. Like, there was still danger. Yes, still danger out there. But did we not care? Did our parents not care or.

Samantha [00:31:52]:
Well, I don't know about you, but I had both my parents worked, so we were the latchkey kids when we came home from school, and that's fine. Like, your parents had to work. Most parents did. Right?

Lisa [00:32:02]:
They taught you to make a peanut butter sandwich, craft dinner and maybe grilled cheese.

Samantha [00:32:06]:
Oh, my God. I remember in the summer, if we wanted to go swimming at the. At the pool, the closest one was George Ward, and we had to get on our bikes, cross a highway, go into another neighborhood, cross another highway to get where we were going. It took at least an hour to get there.

Lisa [00:32:22]:
But you know why parents didn't worry about us, Samantha? Here's the reason. Because they told you once and you listened. They told you to get off your bike, walk it across the highway, and you did that. You didn't ever think about not doing that, right?

Samantha [00:32:35]:
No.

Lisa [00:32:35]:
You just did what you were told. So they felt that they gave you the skills to be able to just make it to the pool.

Samantha [00:32:42]:
Yes. And I think that, you know, if anything, the kids were probably hanging out in their own neighborhoods, right? So they felt if the kids were out in their own neighborhood, there's other parents, they're kind of right around if anything happens and stuff, like, I guess it just felt different. And you're right. We didn't have any way to communicate with anyone. Cell phones didn't pop up until we were done well into the nineties.

Lisa [00:33:05]:
But yet, funny that we always got grounded for breaking curfew. I didn't mean to break curfew. I didn't know what time it was.

Samantha [00:33:12]:
I didn't know what time, right?

Lisa [00:33:13]:
I didn't know what time it was. Nobody. I didn't wear a watch. Nobody told me what time it was.

Samantha [00:33:19]:
But there was also. There's no photographic evidence of the shit that we got into either.

Lisa [00:33:24]:
God, I always felt that there was enough that my mom had enough, like, local spies that knew, like, my mom's friend misses Tinti. This is what my mom, we used to call her. Lady with eyes in the back of her head. That was my mom. And then it'd be like, where do you get this from? Like, how do you know? And then she. And then one day she revealed. Misses Tinti sees everything. Oh, so she's the spy, right?

Samantha [00:33:48]:
I think that's just how we grew up. And it was. Maybe, I don't know if it was more carefree because people weren't watching us 24/7 right?

Lisa [00:33:57]:
Could have been for sure, right?

Samantha [00:33:58]:
I don't know. But I don't know.

Lisa [00:34:00]:
That's. That's. That's our claim to fame.

Samantha [00:34:02]:
I think it. It really shaped our generation, right?

Lisa [00:34:05]:
Like, you can't. You can't get ahold of us. Sorry.

Samantha [00:34:10]:
We are those people. We're a little brass, you know? Like, we have. We're not all crazy, but we have some.

Lisa [00:34:17]:
We got some issues. We got some issues.

Samantha [00:34:20]:
Stuff that maybe we gotta work out is happen to us as kids. I don't know.

Lisa [00:34:24]:
I don't know. Too much lead in the paint, maybe.

Samantha [00:34:28]:
Oh, gosh. Well, because apparently we were eating pencils. And I'm like, no, we don't need pencils.

Lisa [00:34:33]:
We didn't eat pencils.

Samantha [00:34:34]:
We didn't eat the lead paint.

Lisa [00:34:36]:
No, we didn't know who had the.

Samantha [00:34:38]:
We might have sniffed some gasoline.

Lisa [00:34:40]:
I mean, we might have paint and markers, right? And, like. Like, to this day, I love a good epoxy, right?

Samantha [00:34:51]:
Oh, that's funny.

Lisa [00:34:52]:
But I was never eating.

Samantha [00:34:54]:
I actually like the smell of gasoline, which is really odd. Maybe it's because my dad worked at a garage when I was a small kid.

Lisa [00:35:01]:
Right? I mean, I grew to love the smell of cigarettes.

Samantha [00:35:04]:
Didn't we?

Lisa [00:35:04]:
All right.

Samantha [00:35:08]:
Yeah. Cause that didn't turn out bad until.

Lisa [00:35:10]:
Like, way into the, what, like nineties. Nineties, right. Everything was fine. You'll be fine. Right?

Samantha [00:35:19]:
Your ashtray was your plate that you just finished eating food on.

Lisa [00:35:23]:
Nobody cared. Nobody cared. Right. You never emptied the ashtray. It was just overflowing of disgusting cigarette butts. But they were disgusting back then. They're just disgusting in hindsight.

Samantha [00:35:33]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:35:34]:
Right? Oh, God.

Samantha [00:35:35]:
It was fun.

Lisa [00:35:36]:
It was gross. Gross.

Samantha [00:35:39]:
Ah, to be a kid back then, that was fun.

Lisa [00:35:41]:
I know, right? Good times. Good times.

Samantha [00:35:43]:
But as an adult now, I will say that I was driving the other day. I haven't. I shake my head around driving. I was. I was in my car. And all I thought to myself is, it's odd that we're all in things that have tires and move, and we are all in these. In these moving things that we somehow have figured out how to control.

Lisa [00:36:09]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:36:10]:
And I thought, that's really odd.

Lisa [00:36:12]:
It's kind of odd.

Samantha [00:36:13]:
It's odd. How did we get here? How did we evolve to this?

Lisa [00:36:17]:
Because at some point, people got lazy. We didn't want to walk.

Samantha [00:36:20]:
Well, and we all think we can drive. Right? Because. But I'm proven. I was proven wrong the other day.

Lisa [00:36:26]:
Somebody proved that you can't drive.

Samantha [00:36:28]:
No. Somebody. No.

Lisa [00:36:31]:
Surprising.

Samantha [00:36:32]:
I don't understand why vehicles don't know how to yield to merging traffic.

Lisa [00:36:37]:
Well, it depends, right? They invented the zipper merge, and nobody knows how to do it.

Samantha [00:36:41]:
No, no one knows how to zipper merge. God forbid.

Lisa [00:36:43]:
Right?

Samantha [00:36:44]:
God forbid. But it's just a normal merge. I was. I was coming out of a merge. I'm coming and I'm going on to circle. And you have no choice. I have x amount of room before I hit highway. Right.

Lisa [00:36:58]:
I gotta get over.

Samantha [00:36:59]:
So either you're. You're either gonna slow down and let me in, or you better speed the fuck up, or we're. We're hitting. Touching each other in a way that you're not gonna find very exciting, and neither will I.

Lisa [00:37:10]:
Right.

Samantha [00:37:11]:
And I was just like, so, like, what the fuck, people? We all do. Driver's Ed.

Lisa [00:37:19]:
I gotta say this.

Samantha [00:37:20]:
Driver's Ed. And we need to yield.

Lisa [00:37:22]:
I need you to be quiet right now, Samantha. I gotta say yes.

Samantha [00:37:25]:
No. Cause you hate my driving. And totally, you allow me to drive, and I've watched you drive and I. I pray every time, please, God, let her pay attention to the road because she has got five things going on.

Lisa [00:37:40]:
That's not true.

Samantha [00:37:41]:
Yes, it is.

Lisa [00:37:42]:
That's not true. I've come a long way.

Samantha [00:37:44]:
No, you have not.

Lisa [00:37:45]:
Yes, I have.

Samantha [00:37:45]:
No, you have not.

Lisa [00:37:46]:
I have. It's just. It's not my fault. Now they make rental cars with big ass dashboards that have, like, all my apps, like, oh, Instagram, oh, Facebook, oh, the tick tock as I'm driving.

Samantha [00:37:58]:
Right.

Lisa [00:37:59]:
Shame on the car manufacturer. Yes, man.

Samantha [00:38:01]:
So don't slam me, because that's not fair.

Lisa [00:38:04]:
This maniac.

Samantha [00:38:06]:
I don't drive. You want to know who drives like a maniac? My brother. My brother drives like a man.

Lisa [00:38:10]:
You do too. You do too. You drive too fast, you drive too close. I shake my head at you and you're driving.

Samantha [00:38:16]:
No, no, that's not fair. That's not fair.

Lisa [00:38:19]:
Doesn't matter if it's fair. That's. That's how I see it. Oh, I see it. Okay. How you love Drew Barrymore, right?

Samantha [00:38:25]:
Yes, I do.

Lisa [00:38:26]:
You watched, have you seen her bit with, with Valerie Bertinelli? I guess.

Samantha [00:38:29]:
No, I keep missing. I keep missing it.

Lisa [00:38:32]:
She on every day or just random days?

Samantha [00:38:34]:
I'm not sure.

Lisa [00:38:36]:
I think. I don't know either. Right. Because of course, just saw the headline.

Samantha [00:38:39]:
I think she's a regular. Think she's a regular like Ross.

Lisa [00:38:43]:
So she is on the show to talk about aging and menopausal things.

Samantha [00:38:49]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:38:50]:
Ready for this? Okay. She said that she found post menopause, so already done all the. All the dirty work, all the heavy lifting. She found post menopause to be the.

Samantha [00:39:05]:
Worst phase because it's still going on.

Lisa [00:39:08]:
But it's not the same. She says it's mental.

Samantha [00:39:11]:
No, you can go through pre and then there's post and you can still have all the symptoms that you had in pre. It's just post menopause means that you've stopped having your monthly cycle.

Lisa [00:39:20]:
No. Post. At some point it's over. Post means it's done.

Samantha [00:39:23]:
No, no, no, that's not what it means.

Lisa [00:39:26]:
Well, what's the phrase for your.

Samantha [00:39:27]:
Because you don't want it to be. That doesn't mean that it's.

Lisa [00:39:32]:
That it's that?

Samantha [00:39:33]:
Stop it. I think it's that you're frustrating to talk to, and I can't talk to you about this because you are wrong.

Lisa [00:39:41]:
I don't know if I'm wrong.

Samantha [00:39:42]:
Yes, you are.

Lisa [00:39:43]:
What is the end date of menopause called?

Samantha [00:39:45]:
There's no end date because there's. It's different for every woman. Some women, when they're post menopausal, some of the symptoms go away in a few years. Some it drags out for ten to 15 years.

Lisa [00:39:57]:
Okay, but don't tell me that 90 year old grandma still has symptoms of this shit. No. No, because it's pope. She's done.

Samantha [00:40:04]:
But we're still in our fifties, okay? So we got a long way to go.

Lisa [00:40:09]:
That's why I'm telling you about this. Thank you.

Samantha [00:40:12]:
And I just don't. I don't think Valiburton, Nellie. I think I thought this was a positive show. Why is she telling the world that you now need to suffer for a few more years?

Lisa [00:40:23]:
I don't know. I feel like it doesn't affect me. Right. But I felt I needed to bring it to you.

Samantha [00:40:26]:
Yeah. No, because do you have mood swings like a motherf.

Lisa [00:40:30]:
Oh, I don't have mood swings.

Samantha [00:40:32]:
Yes, you do.

Lisa [00:40:33]:
Okay, nobody says that about me except you. It's the weirdest thing, this shit you pull, right? Oh, my goodness. You know what? This makes me think that you're closer to your marmalade years than you realize.

Samantha [00:40:49]:
What the fuck are marmalade years?

Lisa [00:40:50]:
One of my friends from work was saying that she was in her marmalade years. She said, I don't know. She's around. She's in our. She's around our age, right? Like, she's, like, our age, give or take, either way.

Samantha [00:41:01]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:41:02]:
A year there. A year there. But she said, it's. She's in her marmalade years, and I'm like, I think Sam's in her marmalade.

Samantha [00:41:09]:
I'm not in my. I hate marmalade.

Lisa [00:41:11]:
So, no, once you start liking it, it means you've crossed over to your marmalade.

Samantha [00:41:14]:
Well, I never like marmalade, so don't get your hooks up.

Lisa [00:41:17]:
It's a real thing. She said, no, it's never liked it either. And then all of a sudden, she became a marmalade, your gal.

Samantha [00:41:24]:
I am not gonna ever like marmalade.

Lisa [00:41:26]:
Right? You're gonna learn to eat the fruit peel. No, you're gonna be like, I'll have some orange marmalade with my cheese.

Samantha [00:41:33]:
No, I will never, ever do that.

Lisa [00:41:35]:
Friends of the podcast, you heard it here. I predict she's gonna go into her marmalade year soon.

Samantha [00:41:40]:
I am not ever going to do that.

Lisa [00:41:41]:
I see it.

Samantha [00:41:42]:
I see you doing that.

Lisa [00:41:44]:
I don't even use jam. I don't even like jam.

Samantha [00:41:48]:
I don't have jam in my house, so I don't use it either.

Lisa [00:41:51]:
I know, but I think, wait, just you wait. You're gonna get maybe for your upcoming birthday, I'll make you a marmalade gift package or something.

Samantha [00:41:58]:
I would hope that you don't do that.

Lisa [00:41:59]:
Right? I think you need to try. Let's try marmalade. Maybe we're there and we're missing out.

Samantha [00:42:03]:
No, I.

Lisa [00:42:05]:
And then another one of my friends from work, right, she's younger, she said that there's a new term that's more positive and it's to describe phrases like.

Samantha [00:42:15]:
Coach potato and what is that?

Lisa [00:42:17]:
It's called pickling. What did you do this weekend? I pickled. That does sound more positive, doesn't it?

Samantha [00:42:24]:
It sounds like you like, got some cucumbers and made them into dip pickles.

Lisa [00:42:29]:
I was just pickling today.

Samantha [00:42:30]:
You got some carrots and we pickled some carrots.

Lisa [00:42:33]:
I don't know, I was just kind of bored taking it easy, you know, pickling.

Samantha [00:42:37]:
So basically stewing in your own juices is that.

Lisa [00:42:40]:
I don't know. She didn't really elaborate. I just said, I love that phrase. I think it sounds better than being a lazy coach potato. Pickling or sloth like. Right. Oh, what were you always just kind of slothy or. Ah, I just pickled.

Samantha [00:42:51]:
I've heard. I think it's a scottish phrase. It's called Herkle durkaling.

Lisa [00:42:56]:
That seems like a weird phrase.

Samantha [00:42:58]:
Herkaling dirkling. And basically it means laying in bed until you've decided that you can't lay in bed anymore. That's just laying in bed for all the right reasons.

Lisa [00:43:06]:
That's every morning at 05:00 a.m. for Lisa. And then I just can't lay in bed anymore because I gotta pee, right? And then I start making it the devil. Right? If you just let me stay in bed till six, I promise I will drink whole water today and. And pee so many times. Never happens.

Samantha [00:43:27]:
Never happens.

Lisa [00:43:28]:
05:00 wide awake. Yeah, go figure. I just need to do more. I need to do more pickling.

Samantha [00:43:35]:
I think pickling is a great idea, but I'm never going to be in my marmalade years.

Lisa [00:43:39]:
I can see you in your marmalade just your gonna get bigger.

Samantha [00:43:43]:
No, my bouffant will never get.

Lisa [00:43:44]:
I think it will. I think it will.

Samantha [00:43:46]:
Okay, well, I've got some facts for you. Calm your shit.

Lisa [00:43:49]:
I got facts too coming up. So there.

Samantha [00:43:51]:
Yeah. Studies show that 68% of people over the age of 55 are now sitting to put their pants on. Is this you? Lee's home?

Lisa [00:43:59]:
Totally. Me. And I sit to take them off, too. Because you know what? I just want to sit. I just want to sit. At the end of my day, I.

Samantha [00:44:12]:
Stand and put my pants on and I stand when I take them off.

Lisa [00:44:15]:
So I don't. I think I feel that I have bad balance.

Samantha [00:44:19]:
Yes, you do.

Lisa [00:44:19]:
So it's not. It's a lot of extra work to stand. It takes me so much longer to stand to put my pants on because I'm like all over the place. Right? Like I'm moving around. I'm like one of those things in the air with the arms.

Samantha [00:44:34]:
Yeah. Swishing back and forth.

Lisa [00:44:36]:
That's what I am. So I totally am. I'm totally standing. Totally sitting. Every time.

Samantha [00:44:41]:
You're totally sitting.

Lisa [00:44:42]:
If I can sit at some point in the getting ready process, I'm going to sit tap. I'm going to take a break. I'm going to sit. I'm going to do. I'm going to. Kay, but I got a stat for you, too.

Samantha [00:44:55]:
All right.

Lisa [00:44:56]:
And I wonder if this is you study show. We sound so, like, factual.

Samantha [00:45:02]:
Hey, we do. And really don't get used to it. Friends of the podcast, it was just something interesting.

Lisa [00:45:06]:
Obviously, we both came across. Right. We didn't go looking for it. It came. It came looking for us. Okay. Studies show 58% of people, Samantha, put toilet paper on the seat in a public bathroom. Is this you? No, no, it's not me either.

Samantha [00:45:23]:
No. That's a very american thing that they're.

Lisa [00:45:26]:
Covering up the toilet seat.

Samantha [00:45:28]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:45:28]:
And they have berms on their bum.

Samantha [00:45:31]:
In every, like, toilet that you go in or what? God. Because when you're in the United States, you can't say bathroom. You have to say what? No, what is. What's the phrase that confuses people? Is it bathroom or washroom? No, because I said, where's your washroom? They're like, huh? And I'm like, where's your bathroom? Where's your bathroom?

Lisa [00:45:52]:
Where's your bathroom? I need the bathroom.

Samantha [00:45:54]:
And if you go in, there's always toilet seat covers.

Lisa [00:45:57]:
Okay. Interesting.

Samantha [00:45:58]:
Always. Yeah. It's a very american thing.

Lisa [00:46:00]:
Right? It's a waste of toilet paper. And do they remita?

Samantha [00:46:05]:
Yes, they can.

Lisa [00:46:06]:
Because I don't want to touch something.

Samantha [00:46:07]:
It gets flushed.

Lisa [00:46:09]:
That's a waste of paper going like. That's. That's mishandling of the fees, right? That's mishandling the fees. Right?

Samantha [00:46:18]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:46:19]:
It's weird. Friends of the podcast, how many of you out there now? Nobody's going to admit it now, right? Because we've just said it's weird.

Samantha [00:46:25]:
You have a very strong reaction to something that has nothing to do with you.

Lisa [00:46:29]:
I just think it's bizarre. Again, you're gonna. You have a better chance of getting germs on your phone. We put it to our face.

Samantha [00:46:38]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:38]:
We touch it all day long. Yeah.

Samantha [00:46:41]:
It's a thing, though.

Lisa [00:46:42]:
You're asked to a seat.

Samantha [00:46:43]:
Yeah, pretty much.

Lisa [00:46:45]:
All right. All right. Whatever, Samantha.

Samantha [00:46:48]:
I'm just saying. Lisa.

Lisa [00:46:49]:
Okay, I'm shaking my head. I'm shaking my head. We talk about crocs a lot. Hey, we do. And earlier, we've talked about it for years. Right? We are anti crochet.

Samantha [00:47:00]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:47:01]:
I gotta shake my head. I saw this the other day, and I'm like, oh, my God. I shake my head at the idea of the platform croc and at the fact that it is actually even worse than the regular croc. Just when you think a croc can't get any worse, it becomes a platform.

Samantha [00:47:18]:
Well, haven't you seen the ones that have heels?

Lisa [00:47:21]:
That's like, come on, you know, I want to take a brick and throw it at people that do that, that are wearing that. I want to slap them and say, you know that you're in a crock, right? And now we're making it dress crocs. Okay. I'll give you. I'll give you casual gardening crocs. Okay. I'll give you summer crocs in the summer. Okay.

Lisa [00:47:42]:
I'm not giving you dress up crocs.

Samantha [00:47:45]:
No.

Lisa [00:47:47]:
Not giving you dress up crocs.

Samantha [00:47:48]:
No, it's a bad idea.

Lisa [00:47:50]:
Shaking my head at that, Samantha.

Samantha [00:47:51]:
Yeah. We just hate them. And you know what? We have so many listeners that actually wear them, and I. I get it.

Lisa [00:48:00]:
But I put my feet into them, and I'm like, why? Why is there prickly shit on the bottom of my feet? What's. Why are these crocs prickly?

Samantha [00:48:08]:
Right, right.

Lisa [00:48:09]:
Didn't get that. I didn't get that feeling of pleasure from that croc at all. I got torture and pain.

Samantha [00:48:15]:
Torture and pain.

Lisa [00:48:17]:
Torture and pain. Why my feet prickly?

Samantha [00:48:20]:
Well, okay, you know what else is prickly? Doritos came up with a new flavor. Oh, garlic pickle.

Lisa [00:48:27]:
I bet you that's okay. No, no, it how different from dill pickles?

Samantha [00:48:33]:
I don't want a Doritos. I just don't want a Dorito. That's a garlic pickle.

Lisa [00:48:37]:
What type of Doritos do you want?

Samantha [00:48:39]:
I like the cheesy Doritos. I don't mind the cool ranch Doritos, but that's as far as my experimental taste buds want to go with a Dorito.

Lisa [00:48:49]:
Oh, I think I would Dorito. I think I would Dorito this one.

Samantha [00:48:52]:
No, because they're just taco chips. Like, what are you doing?

Lisa [00:48:55]:
Yeah, but they've got a great flavor.

Samantha [00:48:57]:
Have we gone a little too far with the pickle?

Lisa [00:48:59]:
Shit, no. Only because you're anti pickle.

Samantha [00:49:02]:
No, I'm not. I love them to death, but we can't have it on everything.

Lisa [00:49:07]:
But you don't love them to death because you don't eat them on things.

Samantha [00:49:10]:
I do.

Lisa [00:49:11]:
What do you eat?

Samantha [00:49:11]:
Pickles all the time.

Lisa [00:49:13]:
When are you eating pickles?

Samantha [00:49:14]:
I put them in my tuna salad. I put them in a sandwich. I put them on a burger. I eat them all the time. Right now I do have pickles in my.

Lisa [00:49:22]:
What type of stickles?

Samantha [00:49:23]:
Garlic pickles.

Lisa [00:49:25]:
And yet you're so.

Samantha [00:49:26]:
I'm not garlic. I'm not against the actual garlic pickle. I'm against the flavoring of a Dorito as a pickle because that seems odd.

Lisa [00:49:37]:
I think anything pickle seems okay.

Samantha [00:49:39]:
I know. Because you'd eat ice cream. You would eat.

Lisa [00:49:41]:
I would try it.

Samantha [00:49:43]:
You would eat anything garlicky.

Lisa [00:49:44]:
Oh, I would. I would. I like, I like that. I like that. You know what else I like? I want to do it so bad. Right? I can see. I see me. I see me in it.

Lisa [00:49:58]:
I want to be part of the baggy jeans trend. Right? I want to be loose and comfy, and I think that I. Why? What's so funny? Right?

Samantha [00:50:14]:
Well, it might even you out if you wear baggy jeans. Right. Your top might finally match your bottom because you're so big that it might just be, like, straight down.

Lisa [00:50:28]:
Just flow.

Samantha [00:50:29]:
Yeah. Or you're gonna look ridiculous because where the hell's your. Grab the. If you grab the jean and pull, you've got. There's no quarters of the fabric.

Lisa [00:50:43]:
Yeah. Guaranteed. You're not grabbing my leg at all.

Samantha [00:50:47]:
That would just look horrible.

Lisa [00:50:49]:
You think it would look horrible?

Samantha [00:50:50]:
I just don't see you in baggage, like, in baggy jeans, wide leg jeans. Because that's what they're doing now. I just like, are you trying to be MC Hammer? Like, what are we doing here?

Lisa [00:50:59]:
I don't know. Right. I'm just trying to be part of the trend. It's.

Samantha [00:51:02]:
You've. You've already gone into the trend of, like, what. What are those jeans you wore the other day?

Lisa [00:51:09]:
My cargo jean?

Samantha [00:51:10]:
Yeah, they're.

Lisa [00:51:11]:
Are they acid wash?

Samantha [00:51:12]:
Acid wash?

Lisa [00:51:13]:
Not on purpose.

Samantha [00:51:15]:
The acid wash is back. I'm like, okay. You know, it's a nice gene. It's. It's a. It's a carpenter gene. Whatever your. Whatever your cargo.

Samantha [00:51:24]:
Carpenter.

Lisa [00:51:25]:
Whatever pockets cargo.

Samantha [00:51:27]:
Carpenter cargo it might be.

Lisa [00:51:30]:
There's no place for my hammer cargo.

Samantha [00:51:33]:
Are you sure?

Lisa [00:51:34]:
I feel really confident. There's no place for a hammer, and.

Samantha [00:51:37]:
You'Re not really a world traveler, so I'm not really sure why you're wearing.

Lisa [00:51:41]:
A cargo panta, because I just always want a cargo pants. Don't you remember? Was that last year? Two years ago. Member friends of the podcast? Two years ago, I was on my. I wanted a pair of car.

Samantha [00:51:52]:
Yes. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:51:53]:
Finally got cargo pants, right?

Samantha [00:51:56]:
And I'm just like, I don't understand why you want to try these pants on. Because you're not gonna look good. And you know what's even worse is I feel sorry for the people who try to help you, me included in this, because you're like, I'm gonna try them on. I didn't want you to tell me. Tell me what you think. And I'm like, no, I can't.

Lisa [00:52:18]:
I can't do it.

Samantha [00:52:19]:
I can't do that. And then, you know, and then there's that poor, unsuspecting salesperson who thinks she.

Lisa [00:52:26]:
Can tackle this, who is trying to.

Samantha [00:52:27]:
Help you, and it's horrible. It goes wrong for them.

Lisa [00:52:31]:
He's coming in with her features, advantages, benefits, and grabbers.

Samantha [00:52:35]:
They're. They're so perky, and they're so positive, and then you squash them like little bugs. Everything they say, you're squashing them like little bugs.

Lisa [00:52:44]:
But I also do say to them, just so you know, I'm really, really, really weird to fit. So I give them fair warning. They want to keep coming back for more. Like, can we get you one more pair to try? No. No, you can't. No, I'm over. Okay, but you know what else? This. I'm just gonna.

Lisa [00:53:02]:
I have to get this off my chest. It's been bothering me since Monday.

Samantha [00:53:05]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:53:06]:
When we. We met on Monday, you said to me, what? You have puffy eyes. What's up with that?

Samantha [00:53:15]:
You did.

Lisa [00:53:16]:
And then it made me think, out of all the things you could have commented on about my eyes, you could have commented on my smokey eye, you could have commented on my luscious lashes, and you didn't. You pointed out a flaw.

Samantha [00:53:31]:
Yeah. Cause I'm my mother's daughter, and that's what we do.

Lisa [00:53:34]:
You pointed out. You went right for the flaw.

Samantha [00:53:38]:
I'm such an asshole.

Lisa [00:53:40]:
You're such an asshole.

Samantha [00:53:43]:
Okay, we. I'm gonna clear this up. I don't hate Lisa, and she doesn't hate me at all. We, our friendship is not, like, the norm. We pick each other's butts. And basically it's always in the vein of, let's try to make each other laugh.

Lisa [00:54:00]:
Right. That's what we try to do.

Samantha [00:54:02]:
So just so you guys are aware.

Lisa [00:54:05]:
We try not to try to do.

Samantha [00:54:07]:
We're not really being rude to each. Well, it does sound like we're being.

Lisa [00:54:10]:
Even though it does, but. But guess what? We always end it with a big laugh at the end of it all. It's nothing but laughs. Right? No.

Samantha [00:54:18]:
Yes. But your eyes were puffy the other day, so. Hi.

Lisa [00:54:22]:
Thank you. And your bangs are too long.

Samantha [00:54:25]:
Yeah, whatever.

Lisa [00:54:26]:
I'm just saying. Right?

Samantha [00:54:28]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:54:28]:
Samantha, I want to talk about Sunday spotlight.

Samantha [00:54:32]:
Okay. Let's do it.

Lisa [00:54:33]:
Let's do it. Right?

Samantha [00:54:35]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:54:35]:
That was kind of fun, wasn't it?

Samantha [00:54:37]:
It was. It was. What? You asked people what daytime nighttime show they would like to co host.

Lisa [00:54:43]:
Were you surprised with any of the answers?

Samantha [00:54:46]:
No, I wasn't surprised. I'm not surprised that people love Ross because he's awesome.

Lisa [00:54:50]:
He's awesome. Right. People wanted to do that, but they want to kick Drew Barrymore to the curb.

Samantha [00:54:53]:
They do. Stephanie said she would kick Drew Barrymore to the curb to co host with Ross. I'm like, I'm with you. I'm there with you. I'm doing that as well.

Lisa [00:55:01]:
Our friend Cindy, who we outed already wants tonight, feels that she could be Jerry Swearinger's replacement.

Samantha [00:55:08]:
I feel that this would be a perfect job for her.

Lisa [00:55:11]:
I think so. Right? I think so, too. Right?

Samantha [00:55:14]:
You know, and John wants a crack at the view. And I'm like, not in a good way. Not in a good way.

Lisa [00:55:22]:
We have to keep him at arm's length and protect the table. Right. We've got to protect the view. The ladies from the view. They're not ready for that. They're not, lady. They're not ready for that.

Samantha [00:55:31]:
But can you just imagine, like, co hosting a daytime or a nighttime talk show. Like how? I mean, obviously it's stressful because you have to come up with content for basics.

Lisa [00:55:39]:
You're not coming up with it. People are paid to come up with.

Samantha [00:55:42]:
I know, but I mean, still, you kind of have to do it. And if it falls flat like SNL, everything they did on Saturday fell flat. Totally.

Lisa [00:55:50]:
And it's not good at all.

Samantha [00:55:52]:
No. And actually the only thing worth talking about was the backlash from the spirit of Halloween.

Lisa [00:55:57]:
Spirit of Halloween. That was the backlash. That was the best part. But I did put, I did make a. For us to take over live with Kelly and Mark.

Samantha [00:56:05]:
Yes. And Laurie Gelman said to pack our.

Lisa [00:56:07]:
Bags, packed, get on a plane. Right. Get a plane ticket, girls.

Samantha [00:56:13]:
But that being said, hoda is now she's put in her notice. She gave her notice. She's done in three months time. Now they're looking for a replacement for Jenna.

Lisa [00:56:26]:
I know, right?

Samantha [00:56:26]:
So to work with Jenna. So she's looking for a co host.

Lisa [00:56:29]:
And what did I tell you the other day? If they put it out there? Yes. Something. We're sending something in.

Samantha [00:56:37]:
God, forbidden.

Lisa [00:56:39]:
We're going to send in a bit. Stay tuned. Friends of the podcast. Maybe we're going to be the next host. Yeah.

Samantha [00:56:46]:
You know what I love the most, though? I loved how Mark Consuelos Marky from live with Kelly and Mark talked about the sexiest man alive thing because you had to vote for him. And Jimmy Fallon was part of it, right?

Lisa [00:56:59]:
Yeah. Yeah.

Samantha [00:57:00]:
And Jimmy Fallon, all he wanted was for Mark to just be like bout. He just wanted him to bow out.

Lisa [00:57:05]:
Well, because it's a different type of competition now that mark's in ithood. Right. It's different because there's Jimmy Fallon. Cute. Like sexy and cute. And then there's Marcon Suelos.

Samantha [00:57:16]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:57:20]:
It's, I have a really good looking brother. And then there's this friend.

Samantha [00:57:24]:
Right?

Lisa [00:57:26]:
Like, there's no comparison.

Samantha [00:57:28]:
No, there isn't.

Lisa [00:57:29]:
There's no comparison when it comes to if you're taking it based on looks.

Samantha [00:57:33]:
Mister Consuelos.

Lisa [00:57:34]:
Right. I voted for him. I did my QR code on the tv.

Samantha [00:57:38]:
I forgot.

Lisa [00:57:40]:
So if he wins by one vote, I'm going to assume that it was me that pushed him over.

Samantha [00:57:45]:
It totally would have been.

Lisa [00:57:47]:
And if he loses by one, hope you're happy. Hope you're happy, Samantha. So we'll wait and see, right?

Samantha [00:57:54]:
Yes. Okay, totally. But thank you guys for participating in Sunday spotlight. We enjoy when you do that. So, you know, it was so fun. Well, mention whoever's got a little quip or a little comment. We'll mention the interesting ones on our podcast.

Lisa [00:58:08]:
And if there's something you want to talk about, just let us know.

Samantha [00:58:13]:
Yeah, let Lisa know.

Lisa [00:58:14]:
Right. Not hard to find. Not hard to find.

Samantha [00:58:18]:
Okay. But we do need to talk about the other thing we do on Facebook, which is Facebook Tuesday, which is our one has to go.

Lisa [00:58:25]:
And I'm glad. I'm glad that the. That everybody gathered around the one that has to go.

Samantha [00:58:30]:
They gathered around pumpkin spice latte. That needed to go.

Lisa [00:58:34]:
It was hands down. That needed to go.

Samantha [00:58:36]:
They were so unhappy about it.

Lisa [00:58:40]:
Right? They were not. And then there was that. And then the only other one that I thought was really funny, too. Like, there was lots of funny ones, but I thought Fancy Nancy was pretty funny with her. The muffins don't look very appealing. Fancy Nancy, who is a friend of ours, friends of the podcast. As you know, you've heard us talk about her before. Here's my message to Fancy Nancy.

Lisa [00:58:59]:
It's a fucking muffin. Fucking muffin Nancy.

Samantha [00:59:06]:
Come on, Nancy.

Lisa [00:59:07]:
Come on, Nancy. It's a fucking muffin.

Samantha [00:59:09]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:59:10]:
Right.

Samantha [00:59:10]:
Pretty much everybody said pumpkin anything is gone.

Lisa [00:59:13]:
Yeah. Love pumpkin. Like you.

Samantha [00:59:15]:
No, but they also had some issues about apple french toast, which is weird.

Lisa [00:59:21]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:59:21]:
Hayley Simms said she's skipping apple french toast because she's a french toast purist.

Lisa [00:59:26]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:59:27]:
Yeah. So I have to agree with Haley on that one.

Lisa [00:59:29]:
No, I'll take french toast any way I can get it.

Samantha [00:59:32]:
No, like, you're weird because you like all the sweetness in the sauce and the.

Lisa [00:59:36]:
No, but. But I don't really. Right. Like.

Samantha [00:59:39]:
Yeah, but you do know what I.

Lisa [00:59:40]:
Like is I like a lot of syrup. I like a lot of syrup.

Samantha [00:59:44]:
Yeah, but apple fridge toast would already be lathered in some kind of weird apple sauce thing. Now you're gonna put maple syrup on top of that? Absolutely.

Lisa [00:59:53]:
I would. Absolutely. No questions.

Samantha [00:59:56]:
That's gross.

Lisa [00:59:57]:
And if they didn't bring it, guess what? You're not getting a tip because that's a no brainer. Right? That's where I'd go with that. That's where that would land with me. Look at you getting hardcore, getting sassy.

Samantha [01:00:08]:
There were some people who decided to toss all of the things from one has to go.

Lisa [01:00:13]:
I know, right?

Samantha [01:00:14]:
People are aggressive.

Lisa [01:00:15]:
People don't. People don't like pumpkin.

Samantha [01:00:17]:
Dana, you're very aggressive. I'm going to point that out for you.

Lisa [01:00:20]:
Right?

Samantha [01:00:23]:
What did pumpkin spice and apples ever.

Lisa [01:00:25]:
Do to you, right? But pumpkin in itself. I'm team Dana, but not. Maybe not the apple part of Dana, but the pumpkin. Get rid of it.

Samantha [01:00:34]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:00:35]:
Remember when we just used to carve it and think it was a fun thing to do, and then barbarically, we started eating it and drinking it? You're just.

Samantha [01:00:43]:
You have such a negative attitude about something that you don't eat.

Lisa [01:00:48]:
I've never had a pumpkin latte. I know I'm never going to.

Samantha [01:00:53]:
But you pooh pooh it.

Lisa [01:00:55]:
Yeah, it seems wrong, and that doesn't.

Samantha [01:00:57]:
Make any sense to me.

Lisa [01:00:58]:
Makes lots to me.

Samantha [01:01:00]:
It doesn't make any sense to me.

Lisa [01:01:01]:
Well, it's a ton of sense in my mind. This is where we differ.

Samantha [01:01:05]:
Let's argue about food, shall we? We haven't done that enough, this podcast.

Lisa [01:01:09]:
Right, right.

Samantha [01:01:12]:
I know, guys. I mean, how many times can we argue about food, you know? Apparently.

Lisa [01:01:17]:
Yeah, but here's the thing. I'll just tell you. The reason she's like this today is because her football team lost.

Samantha [01:01:22]:
Oh, don't even go there.

Lisa [01:01:25]:
One of us is four and.

Samantha [01:01:26]:
Oh, and I am like champ one and three.

Lisa [01:01:30]:
Sam lost again.

Samantha [01:01:32]:
Yep.

Lisa [01:01:32]:
And John lost again.

Samantha [01:01:35]:
Thanks for pointing that out, Lisa.

Lisa [01:01:37]:
Well, if you had won, you'd be all over it. So since only Lisa's cheering for Lisa, I'm cheering for Lisa right now.

Samantha [01:01:44]:
Okay, congratulations. They don't need our help. You've won all of them.

Lisa [01:01:48]:
It's only four games. There's still lots of games to go.

Samantha [01:01:51]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [01:01:53]:
We'll see. Let's just see. And Dwayne Wyatt, I think you need to pull your socks up too, buddy.

Samantha [01:01:57]:
Oh, Duane. It's okay, dude. We're just down in the bottom. It's okay.

Lisa [01:02:01]:
There's lots of. Lots of games left, though.

Samantha [01:02:03]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [01:02:04]:
Lots of games.

Samantha [01:02:05]:
Spoken like the person who's won everyone so far. Naughty little hoe.

Lisa [01:02:15]:
Nice.

Samantha [01:02:16]:
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Lisa [01:02:35]:
Can we just get one voicemail, please? Yeah.

Samantha [01:02:37]:
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Lisa [01:02:56]:
Yeah, so much fun. And we're revamping it to make it even fun.

Samantha [01:02:59]:
Yeah. And just to remind you guys that we are hosted by Spotify. So if you run a really cool listening experience where it has all the different chapters like show notes and what we're talking about and the transcript, you should go to Spotify to check us out because it's really cool and it's really easy to use. I use Spotify all the time.

Lisa [01:03:19]:
I do too, actually. That's where the cool kids are now.

Samantha [01:03:22]:
That's where the cool kids play.

Lisa [01:03:23]:
So. So maybe our pod bean, maybe some of our podbean cool friends you can switch over like us.

Samantha [01:03:29]:
Well, and you'll be able to access it on our ishakemyheadpod.com page as well. There's a link.

Lisa [01:03:35]:
Just gotta go right there. Yeah, right. And I'll send you an email once a week. There's like so many, so many good things.

Samantha [01:03:43]:
So many good things. And also if by chance you needed some, I shake my head. Swag. You can check out t public which is www. Dot. Teepublic. Tepublic.com dot. We want to thank John Domingo for editing our podcast each week.

Samantha [01:03:59]:
He does a great job of it.

Lisa [01:04:01]:
Thank you, John.

Samantha [01:04:02]:
Thanks, John.

Lisa [01:04:03]:
Samantha, that's all I got for you.

Samantha [01:04:07]:
That's all I got for you, man.

Lisa [01:04:08]:
All I got for you today. I can't with you anymore.

Samantha [01:04:12]:
I can't with you.

Lisa [01:04:13]:
I can't with you. You have one job from now to Friday. That's to find a new place for supper.

Samantha [01:04:18]:
No, that's your problem.

Lisa [01:04:20]:
No, that's your problem.

Samantha [01:04:21]:
Oh, that's your problem. No.

Lisa [01:04:22]:
Cause you're picky that way. So I just think you just find something.

Samantha [01:04:25]:
Don't. Don't. We can't. We're not gonna at the very end, can't.

Lisa [01:04:29]:
But at the end we gotta be happy.

Samantha [01:04:30]:
Oh God. Calm down.

Lisa [01:04:32]:
Samantha. Always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:04:34]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:04:46]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.