Backwards Underwear: A Literal Pain In The Ass

 

Lisa [00:00:06]:
Ever have one of those mornings, Samantha, where everything is just off? You know, you're running late, you're trying to get dressed in a hurry, and for some reason your brain decides to suddenly just stop functioning properly 2 out.

Samantha [00:00:18]:
Of 5 days of the week?

Lisa [00:00:20]:
That happens to you that often? Oh my God. This. I swear to God, this is the first time it's ever happened to me. It happened. I need to share. I. I don't even know what happened. I'm going to share and I'm over sharing, but I need to do it.

Lisa [00:00:33]:
I got to get it off my chest. It's so crazy. I went an entire day with my brain that stopped functioning at 6:30 in the morning. And you know what the result was? Me having my underpants, my underwear, my underwear on backwards. Backwards, Backwards. Underwear. Gusset. Not where the gusset.

Lisa [00:01:00]:
Not where the gusset belongs. Yeah, gusset's not gusseting.

Samantha [00:01:05]:
The tall. The fact that you're using the word gusset, it's alarming. It's alarming. But I'm sorry, how do you. As. As. And you've been getting yourself dressed for many years now, right? Many, many years. How do you get the front and the back of your underwear mixed up?

Lisa [00:01:24]:
I just put them on. I put them on and I put them on backwards. Not even inside out. Inside out. I could have understood backwards. Backwards panties come with so much discomfort because the front part that's supposed to be up higher is now in the wrong spot. So you have like, so like half your back feels like it's showing and then the front is up like, you know, way high. Because, like I'm in my granny pant years.

Lisa [00:01:55]:
Hey, like I'm getting old. Hey, like the day of the thongs, those are gone, gone, gone, gone.

Samantha [00:02:00]:
Well, you would have, you would have definitely know the difference if you were still doing thongs.

Lisa [00:02:04]:
I would have known. And. And then you know what the worst part is? The worst part is that you can't just change them because your parts have already touched parts. And you don't need to double part. You don't need to touch more parts.

Samantha [00:02:19]:
No. No, you don't.

Lisa [00:02:22]:
All day all I kept thinking is, thank God I don't need to sprint because I would have probably tore them because they're cutting off where they shouldn't be cutting.

Samantha [00:02:31]:
Oh my. Okay, so. And I have so many questions. So was it dark when you got dressed?

Lisa [00:02:37]:
Nope, Nope, not dark.

Samantha [00:02:38]:
Did you have your glasses on when you were getting dressed?

Lisa [00:02:41]:
No, but I can still see fine without them. I can still See? Panties. Well, and I did backwards, and I did put on one black, slouchy sock. So not only did I have underwear on the backwards way, I also had one black sock that didn't stay up. So was hard.

Samantha [00:03:01]:
This was. This is like a five alarm fire for you. Because this is wrong for you.

Lisa [00:03:06]:
Totally all things wrong.

Samantha [00:03:08]:
I feel like you should have stayed home.

Lisa [00:03:10]:
I feel like I should have called in saying I can't function today because I can't get myself dressed. Right. I didn't know I couldn't get myself dressed. I thought I could. I didn't really notice until I got in the car and sat down and was like, oh, yeah, something is not quite where it's supposed to be.

Samantha [00:03:27]:
Something's low, something's high.

Lisa [00:03:28]:
Something's low, something's high. And I feel the gussets not gusseting. Right.

Samantha [00:03:36]:
So we're so bad.

Lisa [00:03:37]:
That's so all day. All day. Have you ever done that? Have you ever done that to yourself?

Samantha [00:03:43]:
No. I managed to know what's front and back for my underwear.

Lisa [00:03:48]:
Right, Right. Not me. Not me. Samantha.

Samantha [00:03:53]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:03:53]:
Well, how do I get myself into this type of trouble?

Samantha [00:03:56]:
I. I have no idea. This is a new, new thing for you, right?

Lisa [00:04:00]:
No. Eyes on task. Mind on task. Nothing. Hey, just getting dressed in a hurry. Panties on. Like I've been doing for the last 55 years.

Samantha [00:04:08]:
I know, Lisa. It's a sad, sad day.

Lisa [00:04:10]:
Sad, sad, sad day. Sad.

Samantha [00:04:11]:
But you know what's. But you know what's good?

Lisa [00:04:13]:
What?

Samantha [00:04:14]:
I'm gonna intro the podcast.

Lisa [00:04:15]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:04:16]:
Welcome to another episode of I Shake my Head with Lisa and Sam.

Lisa [00:04:21]:
Hello, friends, the podcast.

Samantha [00:04:23]:
Hello, everybody. It's a tough day for you, Lisa. It's tough.

Lisa [00:04:28]:
Tough. It's not always easy being Lisa.

Samantha [00:04:30]:
Hey, you know what could be menopause?

Lisa [00:04:32]:
Hey, it's not menopause.

Samantha [00:04:34]:
It's menopausal brain.

Lisa [00:04:35]:
It's not menopausal brain. Are you sure it was just an accident?

Samantha [00:04:38]:
Are you positive?

Lisa [00:04:40]:
Positive. It was just an accident. Just an accident. Right. You get the brain fog. Not me. I just hadn't. I just made a mistake.

Samantha [00:04:46]:
All right, all right, all right. Well, guys, you know, if you love the weird stuff that you listen to, we would love it if you download them, subscribed, and share this with your friends, because that's all we're asking for. With 881 people, though, it is fluctuating between 881 and 883 on any good given day. Yeah, we would love if you. You guys would just Download and subscribe to us, right?

Lisa [00:05:08]:
There's lots of you on the Facebook page, right? Can we just get a little help here, friends, Come on, let's get a little help. That's all we're asking about. Little bit of love, right? Right. Put a little love in your heart, right? Okay, listen, you know what my new favorite song is?

Samantha [00:05:23]:
Uh. Oh.

Lisa [00:05:24]:
Pink Pony Club. Love it.

Samantha [00:05:27]:
Mine is a.

Lisa [00:05:31]:
That's your favorite one?

Samantha [00:05:32]:
Yeah, it's. It's like very, like.

Lisa [00:05:34]:
No, I like Pink Pony Club. I got my heels on at the Pink Pony Club and it's like I mentally picture myself dancing at the Pink Pony Club.

Samantha [00:05:43]:
Oh, that's sweet.

Lisa [00:05:45]:
Right? Imagine if I could just pull that off, too. Not with your panties on backwards.

Samantha [00:05:51]:
No. I think you might be past your Pink Pony Club days.

Lisa [00:05:54]:
I may have missed my best Pink Pony Club days. Might be behind me, I'm afraid.

Samantha [00:05:58]:
I think so.

Lisa [00:05:59]:
Samantha, I gotta share this, right? I read an article and it was about menopause. Now that since you already talked about menopause, got a little dig in any chance you can, right? Did you know that menopause can kill your taste buds?

Samantha [00:06:13]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:06:14]:
Okay, let me share. I did not know this. I didn't know this. Having breakfast the other day, right? Peanut butter on toast. So it's a weekend breakfast. Love it. I'm excited. I'm ready.

Lisa [00:06:24]:
Putting the peanut butter on, spreading it around, take a big bite. Nothing. It's like there's no taste to this piece of cardboard that I'm eating. What once was a comfort food in the morning has now been replaced by something else. And I'm, like, looking at the jar and I'm like, what has happened? What has happened? Like. Like. Like, have. Has somebody replaced this? What's up with this? Has.

Lisa [00:06:52]:
Have you noticed that? What? Why? Huh? Why?

Samantha [00:07:00]:
Because the woman who denies that menopause even exists is now experiencing something menopausal. You are the queen of denial. No, you are. In fact, I'm going to say this, and you're going to hate it. You act like a man. When it comes to menopause symptoms, they don't exist. That's not real. Your itchy skin is just dry skin.

Samantha [00:07:22]:
Look at a moisturizer, right? Blah, blah, blah. Okay, Karen, calm down.

Lisa [00:07:26]:
And I do all that while I scratch my fake balls, right? No, listen. This is what happened. I had a heart attack. And they. When they operated, they took away my menopause.

Samantha [00:07:37]:
No, they didn't.

Lisa [00:07:38]:
Yes, they did. I woke up with no menopause. Okay?

Samantha [00:07:42]:
You okay? No offense. Yes, it's just. It's been lying dormant and now it's raising its ugly little head. It took away peanut butter. You can't deny that, you little denier. It took away peanut butter.

Lisa [00:07:56]:
It did take away peanut butter. It took something. Took away peanut butter. Something.

Samantha [00:08:02]:
I can't wait till it affects wine. I can't wait. I'm waiting. I wanted to just. You're. Because you're such a den.

Lisa [00:08:10]:
What? This is jealousy talking.

Samantha [00:08:13]:
No, it's not.

Lisa [00:08:14]:
Ugly head.

Samantha [00:08:14]:
Because every time I say, oh, I don't sleep well, you should just do this. And you. You're just getting. Giving you friendly advice a symptom of you're getting older. We're losing all of our hormones. So it happens.

Lisa [00:08:27]:
I know, right? I'm just saying, one time I made a suggestion to you about it sounds like maybe a dude. You need to just moisture. Moisture up a little bit more. And this is what you. Right, Right. And this is what you've become. You become. You reared your ugly head of jealousy because you're mad that I don't have all the symptoms.

Samantha [00:08:47]:
I'm just finally. I'm finally happy that you're experiencing something because you're. You're a little bit horrible to your. Your own kind because you're. You're like, if it doesn't happen to me, it doesn't exist.

Lisa [00:09:00]:
No. That makes me seem like I'm un.

Samantha [00:09:03]:
That person. It doesn't happen to Lisa Gibson. It doesn't happen to anybody else. If I never experienced, it couldn't possibly be existing.

Lisa [00:09:12]:
I feel it's family. I feel it's a family trait. I feel my mother maybe passed that on. Right. If it didn't happen to Wendy McIntyre. Didn't happen.

Samantha [00:09:20]:
It's no offense to people who have to be around you. Horrible personality trait.

Lisa [00:09:25]:
It's not horrible. You know what? Yes, it is. If I have to have one bad trait, I guess that's it, right? Everything else is sunshine and fucking roses, Samantha.

Samantha [00:09:36]:
Oh, there's no sunshine up there.

Lisa [00:09:39]:
Really? Do you want to turn it back and let's start analyzing you? No, we wouldn't do that.

Samantha [00:09:44]:
I'm totally aware. But I also let people feel their feels when they. When they say to me, oh, I think I'm experiencing something. I have no doubt that you are, but unfortunately with you.

Lisa [00:09:54]:
Feel your feels.

Samantha [00:09:55]:
No.

Lisa [00:09:56]:
Feel your feels. Feel your feels, Samantha.

Samantha [00:09:59]:
Feel them.

Lisa [00:10:01]:
Feel away.

Samantha [00:10:03]:
Fuck you.

Lisa [00:10:04]:
Right? Take your feelings and go feel them. Right.

Samantha [00:10:11]:
Oh, my God, we are getting violent. It is so few minutes into this.

Lisa [00:10:15]:
Podcast because it's late. It's because it's late tonight. We're feisty.

Samantha [00:10:21]:
We're feisty.

Lisa [00:10:23]:
We were feisty.

Samantha [00:10:25]:
We were not feisty when we went to that new place.

Lisa [00:10:27]:
I know, right? We totally stepped out of the box.

Samantha [00:10:30]:
Guys, we've got news. We went to a new place for our Friday. Friday evening. Friday afternoon. Beverages and snacks. We. I don't know. Lisa got into car.

Samantha [00:10:42]:
She's like, I need appies. I need all the appies.

Lisa [00:10:44]:
I just wanted.

Samantha [00:10:45]:
Where?

Lisa [00:10:46]:
Yeah, yeah. That I did not know. I did not have that answer.

Samantha [00:10:49]:
And then of course, she tells me this as we're exiting the parking lot. And I'm like, I can't drive anywhere unless you tell me where we're going. And then there's people behind me because this is how it rolls. This is how she rolls. She just dumps it in your lap and expects you to have an answer. And, well, you're like, I don't have.

Lisa [00:11:07]:
You're the fixer.

Samantha [00:11:08]:
I am not the fixer.

Lisa [00:11:09]:
You're the fixer.

Samantha [00:11:10]:
Totally not the fixer.

Lisa [00:11:11]:
You're the problem solver. I'm the problem. You're the solver.

Samantha [00:11:15]:
Totally the problem. So solve the problem. So I did. And we went to a new place called Churchill Brewery.

Lisa [00:11:23]:
And it was delightful.

Samantha [00:11:24]:
It was. It is delightful. It's here in Saskatoon. And I passed by it like multitudes of time going to my parents house and it's always busy and I'm like, whoa, this, I don't know, food looked really good. Saw it on Instagram. So I'm like, okay, let's go try pub food, all that kind of stuff. So they do their own. They do craft beer and that's all they sell for, like beer is beer.

Samantha [00:11:45]:
And then they sell like wine and cocktails and all that kind of jazz. And we snacked. We had.

Lisa [00:11:50]:
We had what? I got one. I got one issue.

Samantha [00:11:55]:
What?

Lisa [00:11:56]:
Because. Right. And I even talked to my boss about this because she's been there too. She had the same kind of beef with it too. Right. It's a. It's a brew pub.

Samantha [00:12:05]:
Huh.

Lisa [00:12:06]:
And people want to order the wings. And you only have two choices. You have salt and pepper or hot. Yeah. There's no in between. So you have. You have wings with no taste or wings that are gonna kill your taste. That's the extremes, right? And yet they have all this other food that's used, that's.

Lisa [00:12:26]:
That uses multitudes of sauces. Just take that sauce. It's called sauce and toss. Sauce and toss. There's your Wings. You're welcome. Right?

Samantha [00:12:37]:
I will say, though this. The garlic, the ribs that we had, they were quite delightful.

Lisa [00:12:42]:
Like, okay, so they were delightful. But you know what? Here's my thing with dry rice.

Samantha [00:12:46]:
They had a good sauce.

Lisa [00:12:47]:
It's. They did. They had a great sauce. Right? But it's a lot of work to get at that.

Samantha [00:12:51]:
Oh, my God. Because you couldn't use a fork and a knife, right, guys? The food was fine. Lisa's very particular Churchill Brewery, if you ever hear this. We love you, Lisa.

Lisa [00:13:02]:
We're probably going to come back.

Samantha [00:13:03]:
Lisa's an.

Lisa [00:13:04]:
And I can be an. Yes. Right. I can be an asshole.

Samantha [00:13:07]:
Anything that you have to touch with your fingers is immediately a problem because.

Lisa [00:13:11]:
It'S this big, right?

Samantha [00:13:12]:
Like, I really like them.

Lisa [00:13:16]:
You're like a little beaver. Like a little.

Samantha [00:13:18]:
Like, I know how to eat with my fingers.

Lisa [00:13:20]:
A little hamster or something, right? You're just, like, gnawing away. You're, like, done. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, it took me, like. Like, you've had three to my. Like, half of one.

Samantha [00:13:28]:
You can. You can eat chicken fingers or chicken fingers. Chicken wings different. You can eat wings different, but you cannot eat a dry rib, which is the same idea. Just shove it in your mouth Different.

Lisa [00:13:40]:
Just seems different, right?

Samantha [00:13:41]:
Yeah. Because watching you try to cut it with your fork and knife, it's hard. Was. I'm like, you're embarrassing me in this new place. And, you know, we're new, so they don't know us. And they know you're we. Weird, right? Yeah.

Lisa [00:13:55]:
Right?

Samantha [00:13:55]:
So.

Lisa [00:13:56]:
So we have to break them into my weirdness. And then totally. How about. How about a side of sauce with those salt and pepper wings? Oh, yeah.

Samantha [00:14:02]:
Because that's never going to happen, right?

Lisa [00:14:04]:
You never know, right? You never know. We're gonna try, right?

Samantha [00:14:06]:
Okay. But while we were there, we did see something. We. We saw pants that.

Lisa [00:14:13]:
We're old ladies who judge.

Samantha [00:14:15]:
Yeah, but those pants should have never seen the light of day.

Lisa [00:14:18]:
Those pants were so tight.

Samantha [00:14:20]:
They were so.

Lisa [00:14:21]:
That her buttocks were totally cupped, and it seemed weird that that was so noticeable.

Samantha [00:14:29]:
Is it weird that you noticed they were so cupped?

Lisa [00:14:32]:
I think so. I felt awkward that I was noticing that. I'm like. Because there they were. Because I saw them first. And what was I saying to you? Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. And then you look and you're like, oh, pants. Right? I'm, like, trying to.

Samantha [00:14:45]:
You know what really was the kicker was the fact that they had, like, suspenders on them.

Lisa [00:14:50]:
It's suspenders and they were checkered.

Samantha [00:14:53]:
Checkered. Yeah.

Lisa [00:14:54]:
Right.

Samantha [00:14:54]:
And all I thought was, though, if that was a different color, they would look like your skin. And I would wonder, Right.

Lisa [00:15:02]:
All I thought was, what did those pants ever do to you to deserve this? Right. Those pants need to breathe. As somebody who can speak from history, because I wore underpants that were not functioning properly. Things need to move around. Body parts need to have oxygen to them. Yeah, yeah. They were just a bad pant.

Samantha [00:15:27]:
It was. It wasn't the best choice of clothing to wear at work that day.

Lisa [00:15:31]:
And we're sorry, right? But we're old and that's what we do. We judge.

Samantha [00:15:35]:
We judge. My pants fully up.

Lisa [00:15:37]:
Totally. And for anybody who thinks, oh, it's because you two are jealous, you can't wear them. Would have never worn them.

Samantha [00:15:42]:
No.

Lisa [00:15:43]:
Never Would have worn them. Would have never worn them if I could.

Samantha [00:15:47]:
They were just so black and white.

Lisa [00:15:50]:
They were so bad on so many different levels. Right. Totally. Okay.

Samantha [00:15:55]:
I'm old and I. And I feel like I have a right to say, yeah, you should have chosen something else to wear to work.

Lisa [00:16:00]:
Should have been something different. Right. Yeah.

Samantha [00:16:02]:
Apparently there was.

Lisa [00:16:03]:
Wasn't the dress code. I didn't see anybody else in those bottoms.

Samantha [00:16:06]:
No, it. Well, no, I feel like in that establishment, the only dress code is the T shirt they all have to wear.

Lisa [00:16:15]:
I think so. Right. Because there was a. There's various bottoms and I'm like, wow, where's the consistency? Whatever.

Samantha [00:16:22]:
However, we did enjoy. I enjoyed my flight of beer. I got to try their craft brews.

Lisa [00:16:27]:
You did you quite. I enjoyed my house wine.

Samantha [00:16:30]:
Yes, you. Because why would you mess with, you know, what you always do on a Friday.

Lisa [00:16:35]:
Right, Right.

Samantha [00:16:36]:
And we did feel that the patio that we saw, still covered in mounds of snow, would be delightful in the summer months.

Lisa [00:16:45]:
We'll be back. We'll be back for sure. Yes, for sure. We're going to be back. Samantha, I'm shaking. I gotta be honest. Right. And I'm gonna sound like I'm just complaining or I'm out to lunch and whatever.

Lisa [00:16:56]:
Go ahead, people, think what you want. Right. I'm shaking my head at the extremes that the weather people go to to explain the difference between a snowstorm or just snow in January and snow in March. So friends of the podcast, we all know, right, we're headed into spring, right? We're ready for spring. Right. But Saskatoon was under a weather. Winter weather warning over the weekend. Didn't pan out.

Lisa [00:17:24]:
It just panned out to be snow. And I get there Were some roads closed? Some places. But again in January, that's no big deal. Just don't go on the roads. Be careful. It's snow. At the end of March, it is a catastrophic event that is taking place. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:17:41]:
And as I kept looking out the window going, where is this happening? When is this happening? And I shake my head at the fact that they made it seem so extreme.

Samantha [00:17:50]:
Okay? So no offense to you, but I don't care if you get offended. The. The day of the storm.

Lisa [00:18:00]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:18:00]:
The next day, there were highways closed.

Lisa [00:18:03]:
I know.

Samantha [00:18:03]:
It was not great weather, Lisa.

Lisa [00:18:06]:
And that's fine. That's winter. Winter.

Samantha [00:18:08]:
Had your moment. Shush, shush. People are tired. They're tired of snow. They're tired of bad weather. They're tired of minus. Whatever.

Lisa [00:18:18]:
They're tired.

Samantha [00:18:18]:
They're tired. They're tired of wearing five layers of clothing. They're done. They. I. Before we saw grass.

Lisa [00:18:25]:
We did. We did.

Samantha [00:18:26]:
Things were melting. There was no snow in spots. It all came back. So it is. It is catastrophic, Lisa. It's catastrophic. Just. Just because it's not catastrophic for you does not mean that it is not catastrophic for the rest of us.

Lisa [00:18:41]:
Right?

Samantha [00:18:41]:
So you just need to calm your.

Lisa [00:18:42]:
Tits because you technically started trying to bail on Friday. On Wednesday, I'm like.

Samantha [00:18:48]:
I'm like, I don't want to go out.

Lisa [00:18:49]:
Like, we just wait till Friday to make this decision.

Samantha [00:18:53]:
The snow was like, they say it's.

Lisa [00:18:55]:
Going to be bad. And I'm like, if we could just wait to see what it does first.

Samantha [00:19:01]:
Nothing comes between Lisa and her wine. That's what happens, people. She will. You could be on death's door. Are you really that sick? You should just. Just get dressed, take a shower.

Lisa [00:19:12]:
Girls got to eat.

Samantha [00:19:14]:
Yeah. And I hate that about you, because if it's not happening to you, it's not important or not.

Lisa [00:19:20]:
I know, but look at. Look, you came out. And look at the fun you had. Right, Right.

Samantha [00:19:25]:
So much fun.

Lisa [00:19:26]:
Thank you. You're welcome. Just saying. Right? Shaking my head at all you overreactors.

Samantha [00:19:33]:
Whatever. Calm down.

Lisa [00:19:34]:
Okay? That's all. That's all I gotta say about that.

Samantha [00:19:37]:
Huh? Thank God.

Lisa [00:19:38]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:19:39]:
Thank God.

Lisa [00:19:39]:
Right?

Samantha [00:19:40]:
Okay. I have an. I shake my head as well, because this is the portion of the episode where we do some I shake my heads.

Lisa [00:19:45]:
Right? Because that's what the podcast is called.

Samantha [00:19:47]:
Yeah. Buckle up, people. Bathroom sprays.

Lisa [00:19:50]:
Ooh.

Samantha [00:19:51]:
What's the point?

Lisa [00:19:52]:
What's the point?

Samantha [00:19:54]:
Is it to make it smell better or just to make it smell different?

Lisa [00:19:58]:
It's Just to make it smell different. You can't make poop smell better. It's poop. It is all the garbage in your guts that has just passed through your body that's going to. That's meant to smell disgusting. But you spray so it doesn't quite smell as offensive. Unless you like just sitting in your smell.

Samantha [00:20:16]:
Let's sit in your smell. Right, but we're. We're basically shaming ourselves about a natural basic function that happens with our body.

Lisa [00:20:27]:
Okay, then why do you wear deodorant? Why don't we just walk around stinking?

Samantha [00:20:32]:
No one wants to smell an onion.

Lisa [00:20:34]:
Touche. Touche. Cover it up, mask it up and smell a little bit better. Why do we brush our teeth? Same reason.

Samantha [00:20:42]:
Well, because that's exactly why they invented the full. The full body spray for women. Like the full. Like, spray your pits, spray your crotch, spray your fat leg, spray underneath your boob, spray your back.

Lisa [00:20:53]:
Right.

Samantha [00:20:58]:
Women are allowed to smell, okay?

Lisa [00:21:00]:
Right. But it's. It's the same thing why we use Scope, why we use mouthwash. Right? We're not. We're. I guess we're just trying to make our natural odor smell a little bit better, so. Same thing with the bathroom spray. Samantha.

Lisa [00:21:13]:
Right? So. So if I want to have my bathroom smell like lavender poo, laven poo or cinnam poo, it's maybe just better than walking in and smelling somebody else's. Okay.

Samantha [00:21:26]:
All right.

Lisa [00:21:27]:
You. You don't spray, do you?

Samantha [00:21:29]:
I live by myself.

Lisa [00:21:31]:
Okay, but. But you just like. Like leave the door open and let.

Samantha [00:21:36]:
It walk through, light a match and walk away.

Lisa [00:21:39]:
Light a match is so 70s. Hey, where I work, there's somebody who lights a match in the bathroom. No.

Samantha [00:21:47]:
Yeah. That could start a fire. It'll. Or it could, like, make the.

Lisa [00:21:52]:
I'm sure it's. Yeah, I'm sure it's quick. I'm sure it's quick. Right. But I've walked in before thinking, I smell match. I smell match. That's a 1970s match. Once you've smelt match, you know.

Lisa [00:22:05]:
Right. Somebody had a big. And then that just leads me to a million other questions. Do you need to do this at work? Can you not figure out how to do this before you leave to work? I've never understood the people who get to work and have to shit.

Samantha [00:22:16]:
And again and again. I'm going to bring this up. Sorry. Just because you don't think it should happen at work.

Lisa [00:22:24]:
Right.

Samantha [00:22:24]:
How people cannot control what, like when they have to take a poop.

Lisa [00:22:30]:
I seem to be able to.

Samantha [00:22:31]:
But that's because you have every part of your anatomy attuned to. You can't do that here, but you can do it here. You can do this here, but you can't do it there.

Lisa [00:22:40]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:22:41]:
Just because you are a certain way does not mean that everyone else has to be that way.

Lisa [00:22:45]:
But maybe there's a bit.

Samantha [00:22:46]:
Then why do we have bathrooms that work if we're not allowed to go to the bathroom?

Lisa [00:22:50]:
Pee. Go and pee. I don't know. If you need to have your morning dump, just say Right.

Samantha [00:22:57]:
Don't get started talking about poop again. I think people could go back over almost the eight years we've been doing this and be like, this is how many episodes they talk about poop.

Lisa [00:23:09]:
We should probably put that.

Samantha [00:23:10]:
Lisa has talked about her.

Lisa [00:23:11]:
We should probably put that in our little write up. Right? Right. Two middle aged women, best friends for 20 plus years, talking about menopause, pop culture, poop, and Lisa's hair. Join us for an hour and a bit every week where we talk about.

Samantha [00:23:29]:
Poop and Lisa's hair. Okay. All right.

Lisa [00:23:35]:
Right, Right. That's why we don't get taken seriously. We talk about poop.

Samantha [00:23:41]:
Yeah. Because like. And nobody's like, you, you're so weird.

Lisa [00:23:46]:
Whatever. I'm just saying. Right? Yeah.

Samantha [00:23:47]:
And we swear too much too. So that's why we don't get taken seriously either.

Lisa [00:23:51]:
Whatever. Right. We got potty mouse. Right. All right. But okay, let's. We gotta do this. This.

Lisa [00:23:57]:
I messaged you. You're at your parents. I'm like, she's on. You're like. You message back 10 minutes later.

Samantha [00:24:04]:
Who?

Lisa [00:24:05]:
She's on now. She's on next. And you're like, what are you talking about? And I'm like, miss music and Murray is getting the lifetime. I got choked up right there in my throat. Right. Because it just makes me verclept. Sorry. It's actually I am just choking.

Lisa [00:24:23]:
Not getting out.

Samantha [00:24:24]:
Not getting verclept.

Lisa [00:24:26]:
Because I'm excited. Right? Yeah. She's getting the lifetime achievement award. And you're like, yes. Sorry, not watching.

Samantha [00:24:33]:
I wasn't.

Lisa [00:24:34]:
I got messages from. From Carrie, who I went to high school with. It's. Oh, you so happy. I got so many messages and well wishes because Ann Murray basically rules Canada.

Samantha [00:24:48]:
No, she doesn't.

Lisa [00:24:49]:
Yeah, she does. She showed up in a hockey jersey that. With a Canadian flag on it. All bejeweled up. Eh? She was bejeweled. Right. I kind of didn't love the white running shoes, but you know. But she's 80.

Lisa [00:25:00]:
She kind of reminded me. I could see. What I saw is I kind of saw your mom. I can see. Right. Because your mom might. In her jeans that are sneakers. Right.

Lisa [00:25:08]:
In her big sweatshirt.

Samantha [00:25:10]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:25:10]:
That's what you do at 80, right? To 80. You've earned that. Right. And of course. Right. Ann Murray, eloquent as ever and wonderful. Yeah, she's beautiful. Do you know what she's done for Canadian music?

Samantha [00:25:25]:
Oh, God, here we go.

Lisa [00:25:26]:
Do you know, without Ann Murray, there's probably no Las Vegas. There's not, there's no Canadian singing. There's nothing. That's what she's done.

Samantha [00:25:36]:
I know you say this every time.

Lisa [00:25:39]:
Lisa, because it's true. And I don't think you understand that. Right. She was like one of the very first lounge like, like, like, like, like shows in Vegas.

Samantha [00:25:51]:
I know.

Lisa [00:25:52]:
She's amazing. And without nothing from you, without her, there would be nothing. There would be no Jan Arden. There would be no Celine Dion.

Samantha [00:26:01]:
Celine Dion.

Lisa [00:26:03]:
There would be no Shania Twain. There'd be none of those things.

Samantha [00:26:06]:
All right.

Lisa [00:26:07]:
That's all I'm going to say about that. Right?

Samantha [00:26:09]:
Yeah. I watched part of the Junos and I caught that piece when I got home.

Lisa [00:26:14]:
And did you think it was beautiful?

Samantha [00:26:16]:
She was, it was good.

Lisa [00:26:18]:
She deserved it, right? Yeah, she's beautiful. Okay. I'm moving on. Okay. Moving on. I know that we're trying to be health conscious. Right? I talked about it last week. Right.

Lisa [00:26:30]:
I'm trying to eat better this weekend. I made a no bake cheesecake. We had a mix sitting up. Right. Sitting in the fridge or sitting in the cupboard. Right. And it's literally just beat it with some milk and there's your gram. And then you, you add some cherry pie filling.

Lisa [00:26:48]:
Right? Okay, this needs to end, Samantha. This is getting ridiculous. Right? I already live in a no salt house. No sugar house. Mike goes to the store to buy the cherry pie filling. He comes back with no sugar cherry pie filling. This has to stop because it needs to get under control. Do you know what a no sugar cherry pie filling tastes like?

Samantha [00:27:20]:
Tart.

Lisa [00:27:21]:
Oh, it's tart. It's so, so, so tart. It's, it's, it's a special type of tart. Right? Right.

Samantha [00:27:31]:
You, Nobody makes anything without sugar, right?

Lisa [00:27:39]:
Because it's called baking and it's not good for you. That's why we love it.

Samantha [00:27:44]:
It can be good for you in moderation, but you don't know what moderation looks like. So.

Lisa [00:27:49]:
No, I, I, I go from one Extreme to the next.

Samantha [00:27:52]:
Yes, you do.

Lisa [00:27:52]:
Yeah, totally. Right. And, and, and. But not with that guy. Not with. Not with the tart. Not with the tart. No.

Lisa [00:27:58]:
Baked cheesecake.

Samantha [00:28:00]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:28:02]:
I could still pucker. It was horrible. Was just really, really, really horrible.

Samantha [00:28:08]:
You know, if you wanted a good cheesecake, you should have went and got stuff yourself.

Lisa [00:28:13]:
I didn't think about it. Right. I had two options. Either he was going to go, or he was like, well, we can have it without the topping. Okay, that's worse. Or I thought it would be worse, actually. It might not have been worse.

Samantha [00:28:25]:
No. Because it was so tart. Nobody wanted it.

Lisa [00:28:28]:
Nobody wanted it. But. But like a trooper, he still ate it.

Samantha [00:28:33]:
Of course he did.

Lisa [00:28:34]:
Right.

Samantha [00:28:34]:
Because it was his choice to buy the very tart cherry pie filling.

Lisa [00:28:38]:
Right. He's a good guy. Like that. Right.

Samantha [00:28:41]:
You know what this. This brings me to why Women Kill.

Lisa [00:28:50]:
Why women kill.

Samantha [00:28:52]:
This brings me to a new segment we're going to introduce called why Women Kill.

Lisa [00:28:57]:
Why Women Kill.

Samantha [00:28:59]:
There are examples, I'm sure, throughout the world, and I'm sure maybe some of our listeners have some. Send us your thoughts of why women kill, because there are many things that drive women crazy about their partners.

Lisa [00:29:14]:
Sure. Totally.

Samantha [00:29:16]:
1. They talk over you.

Lisa [00:29:21]:
They do, right? Yeah.

Samantha [00:29:22]:
That's annoying.

Lisa [00:29:23]:
That's.

Samantha [00:29:24]:
That's a throat punch, at least.

Lisa [00:29:26]:
Sure. That's a lot of anger.

Samantha [00:29:28]:
It's a lot of anger.

Lisa [00:29:29]:
Right.

Samantha [00:29:31]:
Telling you you're too emotional. Oh, that. That'll get you killed, guys.

Lisa [00:29:37]:
That'll get you killed. That deserves to get you killed. Totally. And it should be painful killing. Yeah. Right.

Samantha [00:29:44]:
We're not emotional. We're pissed off. There's so many. There's differences.

Lisa [00:29:48]:
Right, Right. And we're allowed to be undermining our.

Samantha [00:29:52]:
Accomplishments to make us feel small because you can't handle it.

Lisa [00:29:56]:
Oh, wow. Hey. Ouch. That's gonna get you killed. That'll get you killed.

Samantha [00:30:03]:
That'll get you a bat to the head. I don't know.

Lisa [00:30:06]:
Something.

Samantha [00:30:07]:
Something happen.

Lisa [00:30:08]:
Totally. Something's gonna happen.

Samantha [00:30:10]:
Creating rules that apply only to you and not to them.

Lisa [00:30:15]:
Oh, my God. Right, Right. That. It's. People should be thankful it hasn't got you killed.

Samantha [00:30:23]:
That'll. That'll get you hurt.

Lisa [00:30:25]:
One day it's gonna get you killed.

Samantha [00:30:27]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:30:27]:
Potentially. One day when you get killed and you're wondering why you got killed.

Samantha [00:30:32]:
Come back to this episode.

Lisa [00:30:33]:
Right? Right.

Samantha [00:30:34]:
You were warned.

Lisa [00:30:35]:
You were warned by. I shake my head. Lisa and Sam, you're not pulling your.

Samantha [00:30:39]:
Weight around the house, but expect your wife who's worked 40 hours a week.

Lisa [00:30:44]:
It's going to get you killed to do it anyways. It's going to totally get you killed.

Samantha [00:30:48]:
It's going to get you. It's going to get something chubbed off.

Lisa [00:30:51]:
Sooner than you might think. Could get you killed. Right? Could get you killed.

Samantha [00:30:58]:
And then the worst, I feel like it's right up there, mansplaining. I don't need you to explain this to me.

Lisa [00:31:04]:
That should get you. That should get you killed the quickest. Should get you killed the quickest. Right? The minute they're like, let me explain. Kill.

Samantha [00:31:15]:
Stop, stop, stop. Your brain. Stop. Your mouth.

Lisa [00:31:19]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:31:20]:
Stop.

Lisa [00:31:21]:
Right? Yeah. Because I don't think I came to you for advice. So don't feel like you need to just dish it out.

Samantha [00:31:30]:
Need you to listen. I need you not to talk.

Lisa [00:31:32]:
Right. And I need you not to. And I need you not to add to the conversation. Zip it.

Samantha [00:31:38]:
I'm just, you know, like, I had. Has anyone ever watched. There was a series called why Women Kill.

Lisa [00:31:44]:
That's funny. I didn't know that it was.

Samantha [00:31:46]:
It was just a fictional series and it was hilarious. And the first two seasons were quite good. The third season, I don't know, it was iffy. But.

Lisa [00:31:56]:
Guys, there's. There's like real life TV shows about women in jail. And I'm sure it's why women kill too. Right?

Samantha [00:32:06]:
Don't underestimate the power of a woman.

Lisa [00:32:08]:
Right. Totally don't do it. Right. Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:32:12]:
This is fair warning.

Lisa [00:32:14]:
Fair warning. Right? We don't need. I'm not even going to go there. I'm not just going to. It's going to stop. Right. I was in a little bit of a tete to tete with. With your boyfriend today over American politics.

Lisa [00:32:30]:
Oh, yeah, I saw that. I feel that we both nicely bowed out.

Samantha [00:32:33]:
Yes, you should.

Lisa [00:32:35]:
Right?

Samantha [00:32:35]:
We.

Lisa [00:32:35]:
And. And we did. Right. Like, I'm not one to just give up and Nor is he. But I think we both realized, okay, this is never gonna stop.

Samantha [00:32:44]:
No. Because you see, you do not see the same thing.

Lisa [00:32:47]:
We don't. Yes, we do not. So anyways. But I didn't feel like killing him. Which is good.

Samantha [00:32:53]:
Good.

Lisa [00:32:54]:
But I did very empathetically or very emphatically say, not interested in becoming the 51st date. Thank you.

Samantha [00:33:01]:
Okay, good.

Lisa [00:33:02]:
Right. Thank you. But this is what I got for you. Right. I love a good spar with John. Right. Because that's what we do. We spar.

Samantha [00:33:09]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:33:10]:
What I got for you? Okay. I got some makeup tips I need to know if you're doing these things. A woman over 50, these are some things I came across. And I'm like, I know I'm not doing these things. I don't know the makeup. Like, you know the makeup. Right. I'm still trying to practice a smoky eye.

Lisa [00:33:28]:
Right.

Samantha [00:33:29]:
And not succeeding. So.

Lisa [00:33:30]:
Not succeeding. Right. Very well. Right, Right. So this. These are my questions for you. I want to know if you're doing these things, because if you're not, you're supposed to. Okay.

Lisa [00:33:40]:
Make you look younger, which you probably could use. Okay. All right, Number one, you put concealer on your lids.

Samantha [00:33:47]:
Of course.

Lisa [00:33:48]:
Okay. Look at you. Check. Do you use a shadow stick instead of powder?

Samantha [00:33:54]:
No.

Lisa [00:33:54]:
You need to move to the shadow stick.

Samantha [00:33:56]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:33:57]:
Yes, that's what it says. You need to move to the shadow stick.

Samantha [00:34:01]:
Okay, Calm down.

Lisa [00:34:02]:
Are you applying shimmer in the corners?

Samantha [00:34:06]:
No.

Lisa [00:34:06]:
You need a little shimmer in the corners.

Samantha [00:34:08]:
It feels like extra work.

Lisa [00:34:10]:
Shadow stick and a little shimmer in the corner.

Samantha [00:34:12]:
One of us actually tries to put makeup on. I don't think you should be telling me how to do stuff.

Lisa [00:34:16]:
I'm not. It's an article. It's people. It's a. It was like on the Tick Tock.

Samantha [00:34:20]:
Or something, you pointed at your eye and said, put a little shimmer there.

Lisa [00:34:24]:
Shimmer.

Samantha [00:34:25]:
Do you understand what you're saying?

Lisa [00:34:27]:
That's what it said. Shimmer.

Samantha [00:34:28]:
Is that the right corner or is it the inner corner?

Lisa [00:34:30]:
Oh, I don't know. I'm just.

Samantha [00:34:33]:
Right. No, right, right, right.

Lisa [00:34:36]:
I'm just trying to help.

Samantha [00:34:37]:
Right.

Lisa [00:34:38]:
All right.

Samantha [00:34:38]:
Yeah. Do you do mansplain shit to me?

Lisa [00:34:42]:
Do you define your lash and brows? Do you define your lash and brows?

Samantha [00:34:47]:
Yes, of course I do.

Lisa [00:34:48]:
Okay, well, apparently, you are doing the right things.

Samantha [00:34:51]:
Yes. Because I know how to put makeup on my face.

Lisa [00:34:54]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:34:54]:
Been doing it for, like, 56 years.

Lisa [00:34:56]:
Yeah, I know. Right?

Samantha [00:34:57]:
Well, not 56. I mean, literally, when you start putting makeup on, what are you, 16?

Lisa [00:35:02]:
You still put at least 40. You still put that green layer on?

Samantha [00:35:06]:
No.

Lisa [00:35:06]:
Oh, you outgrew that.

Samantha [00:35:08]:
I outgrew it? Yes, I outgrew it. Lisa.

Lisa [00:35:11]:
I just remember you used to put a green layer on and then you put your face on.

Samantha [00:35:14]:
Yes, and then I outgrew it.

Lisa [00:35:16]:
Then you outgrew it. Okay, well, it's working for you. It's working for you.

Samantha [00:35:19]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:35:19]:
I just wanted to share those things. Hi.

Samantha [00:35:21]:
The. I'm coming from someone who doesn't even really have eyebrows.

Lisa [00:35:25]:
I have eyebrows. They're right there.

Samantha [00:35:27]:
Like, you could maybe, you know.

Lisa [00:35:29]:
I'm not.

Samantha [00:35:30]:
I'm not.

Lisa [00:35:31]:
I could also get fake ones like you and just make them real dark like. Or like the rest of my hair.

Samantha [00:35:36]:
You could try blush.

Lisa [00:35:38]:
I'm not wearing blush.

Samantha [00:35:39]:
Really? Are you sure?

Lisa [00:35:40]:
Yeah. Because that's old lady. Hi. How's your blush?

Samantha [00:35:42]:
I don't think mixing all of the colors on the same brush and then putting it over your eye is considered a smoky eye.

Lisa [00:35:50]:
That's my own technique. That's my own technique that I've been practicing.

Samantha [00:35:55]:
Is that a great one?

Lisa [00:35:56]:
I don't think it seems to be working for me.

Samantha [00:35:58]:
All right.

Lisa [00:35:59]:
Right. All right. How ridiculous would I look if I took your dark black eyes brows and put them on mine?

Samantha [00:36:05]:
They wouldn't be my color, Lisa. They'd be your color.

Lisa [00:36:08]:
Everyone has your color. Eyebrows aren't your color of hair. So my eyebrows are the same.

Samantha [00:36:13]:
My eyebrows have never been the color of my hair ever. When I. Even when I was a natural blonde.

Lisa [00:36:19]:
I don't know.

Samantha [00:36:20]:
Mine are never blonde. My eyebrows have always been dark.

Lisa [00:36:24]:
I don't need to have big bushy eyebrows. I'm good.

Samantha [00:36:27]:
I don't have big bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrows.

Lisa [00:36:31]:
But do you really? But do. Yeah.

Samantha [00:36:34]:
We're going to comment on my eyebrows. Non eyebrow. That's. That's awesome.

Lisa [00:36:39]:
Sheman. I think we better move on. Or do we want to pick me.

Samantha [00:36:41]:
Apart a little bit more?

Lisa [00:36:43]:
You picked me apart with my underwear. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you.

Samantha [00:36:50]:
I don't know. Maybe you got dressed in the dark. Maybe you didn't have your glasses on. I don't know.

Lisa [00:36:54]:
And then you blamed it on my menopause.

Samantha [00:36:57]:
Wow.

Lisa [00:36:58]:
It's not. It was just an accident.

Samantha [00:37:00]:
Okay. I'm just saying.

Lisa [00:37:01]:
I'm just saying. Do we need to show this ugly side all the time?

Samantha [00:37:07]:
All the time.

Lisa [00:37:08]:
All the time. All the time. All the time.

Samantha [00:37:11]:
I'm going to get ugly again because I'm going to talk about plus size women's fashion. You know, I have an issue most of the time with what's there.

Lisa [00:37:18]:
You sent me a picture.

Samantha [00:37:19]:
It was just. I'm like, fuck off. Torrid. Who I shop with occasionally and I like their stuff.

Lisa [00:37:29]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:37:30]:
I. I was looking through their website and I was like, looking at their new stuff and I'm like, why are you doing this? Why are you. Why? It was. It was a sleeveless tank shirt.

Lisa [00:37:39]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:37:40]:
But it had a ruffle down the front of each boob. Like slightly off to the side. And I'm like, what. What woman is wearing a T shirt or anything with a rough. It's bad enough there's pockets on your boobs.

Lisa [00:37:56]:
Yeah, right.

Samantha [00:37:57]:
We.

Lisa [00:37:57]:
We've never thought. That makes sense.

Samantha [00:37:58]:
You're never using that pocket.

Lisa [00:38:01]:
Right? Right.

Samantha [00:38:01]:
It's sitting on your breasts.

Lisa [00:38:04]:
Right. Like, what are you getting in there? What are you getting?

Samantha [00:38:07]:
Nothing. And then, and then I saw the ruffle and I was enraged. I saw the ruffle and I was enraged and I'm like, I don't need flowers, I don't need cartoon characters. I don't need odd looking ruffle things.

Lisa [00:38:21]:
Right.

Samantha [00:38:22]:
I just need normal fashion that everybody else gets to wear. Can you make it plus size?

Lisa [00:38:27]:
But they don't. Because all the years ago that we worked in the plus size clothing industry, right. The biggest pet peeve we used to have was with sleepwear. Does it need. Do I need to have this on my sleepwear? Can't I just have solid colors? Right. Like, I don't know what they think.

Samantha [00:38:46]:
Does it need to have a kitten? Does it need to have flowers? One year, remember the one year we were like, oh my God, wasn't it Eskimos? And they were clubbing and I don't.

Lisa [00:38:57]:
Even know if that's the right word. So if we've offended, we're sorry.

Samantha [00:39:00]:
Yes. Oh, my God, Yes.

Lisa [00:39:01]:
Right.

Samantha [00:39:01]:
It's the wrong word. Sorry. Inuit. I apologize.

Lisa [00:39:05]:
And they had seals and a club in their hand and it's like, what have we done?

Samantha [00:39:10]:
It was so it. That was back in the early 2000s. 2000s, right. So I'm just.

Lisa [00:39:18]:
When they still should have known better.

Samantha [00:39:20]:
Yes. They should have known better.

Lisa [00:39:21]:
Was really bad on all. Horrible on so many levels.

Samantha [00:39:25]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:39:26]:
Like, dear people who make the plus size clothing just like, just have it mimic clothing. Just haven't. Mammoth clothing, Right?

Samantha [00:39:34]:
Yes. Oh my God. And I apologize for using the wrong word. I apologize.

Lisa [00:39:39]:
Right. We are sorry. You know, again, I probably should have said this sooner, but I feel I just need to say it anyways. Right. During our Gen X days, like when we were kids and stuff, nobody cared, Right? We just did. We didn't care what we had to do. Right. My parents didn't care that it was raining outside.

Lisa [00:40:01]:
You still had to go to school, so you better get walking. Right. Like, we just did stuff. Right. Like we were talking today, I was talking today with a co worker and, and he was saying that. That like, like his parents didn't necessarily drive him to high school. Well, I don't Know if you need to be driven to high school or friggin walk.

Samantha [00:40:25]:
I had the.

Lisa [00:40:26]:
We're not taking you anywhere. Parents. I mean, I had. I had some friends that parents took everywhere. They took you everywhere and that was a bonus.

Samantha [00:40:34]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:40:34]:
My parents. You want to go to the movie? Figure out how to get there? Because why do I have to take you? I'm not going.

Samantha [00:40:41]:
I agree.

Lisa [00:40:42]:
And that was our problem, Right. If we couldn't get a ride, we didn't have a ride. Or you'd walk there, you'd ride your bike there, you'd figure it out. I used to hitchhike and that was okay.

Samantha [00:40:51]:
No, I never, I never.

Lisa [00:40:54]:
We did. Locally. We didn't care.

Samantha [00:40:56]:
Yeah, but you just lived in a small town.

Lisa [00:40:57]:
Oh, we were just in a small area. So I'm just saying. Right. That was the beauty of Gen X. Right. That's why we're tough. That's why we sometimes don't have a lot of tolerance because we just didn't care. We just did what we had to do.

Lisa [00:41:08]:
Right. Just saying it's because we didn't.

Samantha [00:41:12]:
There's so many warnings for so many things you could be. We're being warned about Girl Scout Girl Scout cookies now.

Lisa [00:41:19]:
Right.

Samantha [00:41:19]:
We're. Every pop is bad for you. Chips are bad for you. Food is bad for you. They found something to be bad about. Eggs along. And only eggs have only just made a comeback in the last. In the recent year.

Lisa [00:41:30]:
Right. It's so crazy. Like it didn't matter. We didn't grow up with warning labels.

Samantha [00:41:34]:
No. We had no warning. There was no warning.

Lisa [00:41:37]:
My mom would make a cake or make cookies with raw eggs. We would eat the batter and eat the dough. Didn't care. Did not care. Right.

Samantha [00:41:46]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:41:47]:
Didn't matter.

Samantha [00:41:48]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:41:48]:
Leave the meats, the sandwich meat on the counter for the day. Whatever. Somebody's gonna get a tummy ache.

Samantha [00:41:54]:
Yep. Somebody's not gonna feel good.

Lisa [00:41:56]:
And you'll only. Because the rule of Gen X is you're only gonna do it one time. Right. You're only gonna screw it up one time. You're not gonna repeat that.

Samantha [00:42:05]:
That's true.

Lisa [00:42:05]:
So if you had a swig of bleach only one time, you're not gonna go back and drink the bleach.

Samantha [00:42:11]:
Why are you swinging bleach?

Lisa [00:42:12]:
I'm just saying, right? There probably were kids.

Samantha [00:42:14]:
That's a horrible example.

Lisa [00:42:16]:
Well, it's. Is it you? No, but it comes with a. It comes with a warning label. So somebody must have.

Samantha [00:42:23]:
Well, no. Okay. No offense. Not real. Today's kids, they're like chewing tide things.

Lisa [00:42:29]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:42:30]:
So pods.

Lisa [00:42:31]:
If you're that stupid, then go ahead and chew it.

Samantha [00:42:35]:
Taking a whole spoonful of cinnamon and choking on it.

Lisa [00:42:38]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:42:39]:
They've invented new ways to be stupid.

Lisa [00:42:41]:
Yeah, right, right. We didn't invent ways. We were just stupid. It was.

Samantha [00:42:47]:
It was just our daily life. We didn't know any better.

Lisa [00:42:50]:
Right. And your parents didn't care. They didn't cut you any slack. Right. That's what you get. Yeah, right. You want.

Samantha [00:42:56]:
You're gonna hurt yourself doing that.

Lisa [00:42:58]:
You want to walk to school and not take your mittens today, you're gonna. You gotta expect your hands are gonna be freezing cold by the time you get there. Yeah, right. Your. Your problem, not mine. Right.

Samantha [00:43:10]:
Ah, the kids today.

Lisa [00:43:12]:
The kids today, they have no idea the fun.

Samantha [00:43:15]:
Do they know how to start a fire? I feel like people should always. In whatever generation you are, you should always know how to start a fire.

Lisa [00:43:23]:
I don't think I know how to start a fire. I do. Which comes in handy, right? I do. I don't. I don't care if I know how to start a fire.

Samantha [00:43:31]:
I feel like those. Well, because, you know that my, my, my. The thing I do to get myself to sleep, I watch Outdoor.

Lisa [00:43:42]:
Right.

Samantha [00:43:42]:
The Outdoor Boys. It's like winter camping.

Lisa [00:43:44]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:43:44]:
And he teaches you how to, like, start a fire, and he shows you all these different ways and stuff. And I feel like just by watching him, I'm like, I might be able to survive.

Lisa [00:43:53]:
So do you want to, like. Do you want to, like, go out into the wilderness?

Samantha [00:43:56]:
Oh, no. I have no desire to be frozen to death. No.

Lisa [00:43:59]:
Okay. All right. So you're not willing to put your skills to use.

Samantha [00:44:03]:
I am not willing to test my theory.

Lisa [00:44:06]:
Fair enough. Right. You just feel that you come with the skill set if needed.

Samantha [00:44:10]:
Well, because I grew up in an era where we went camping, so I know how to start a fire.

Lisa [00:44:15]:
Yeah. You know. Well, that's good. Aren't you handy?

Samantha [00:44:18]:
I am handy.

Lisa [00:44:19]:
Aren't you handy, Samantha?

Samantha [00:44:21]:
Okay, but. But speaking of things that we should still know how to do or still experience.

Lisa [00:44:25]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:44:27]:
I think people are in our generation and even older. The boomers, too, Right?

Lisa [00:44:31]:
Sure.

Samantha [00:44:32]:
Older than us.

Lisa [00:44:32]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:44:33]:
I think everybody wishes there are still things that were still around.

Lisa [00:44:36]:
I think so. Totally.

Samantha [00:44:38]:
Right?

Lisa [00:44:38]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:44:39]:
Like more kids actually playing outside instead of being inside and doing video games.

Lisa [00:44:46]:
And stuff on their phones.

Samantha [00:44:48]:
Right.

Lisa [00:44:48]:
100%.

Samantha [00:44:50]:
Apparently.

Lisa [00:44:51]:
Old math, because nobody understands the new math. Like, why'd they have to change Math.

Samantha [00:44:56]:
Unless you're a parent, you don't understand new math.

Lisa [00:44:58]:
I don't even think parents understand new math. Right. Like, unless. Like. Like, unless they learned it somehow. Like, I couldn't even understand math. How would I have understood new math?

Samantha [00:45:08]:
New math, Right.

Lisa [00:45:10]:
And. And what was so wrong with old math? I don't know. Right. Makes sense.

Samantha [00:45:15]:
I don't know. No recipes on paper.

Lisa [00:45:20]:
Oh, I like a good paper recipe.

Samantha [00:45:22]:
Instead of on your phone.

Lisa [00:45:23]:
Yeah, I like. I like. I like a book. Right. I like it. There it is.

Samantha [00:45:27]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:45:28]:
Yeah. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.

Samantha [00:45:31]:
Waiting for your pictures to get developed.

Lisa [00:45:33]:
Oh, remember, you'd, like, wait a week, you'd take them and then in a week you'd see. Oh, so excited. Christmas. Right? You'd be so excited and you'd be like, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. That would be you. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Because you'd be like, totally in all of them. Right? That's too funny.

Samantha [00:45:51]:
And video stories, remember video stores? Blockbuster.

Lisa [00:45:55]:
Right. Remember? You just go.

Samantha [00:45:58]:
Because it was like. It was. It was like the event of the week. At the end of the week, you're going to Blockbuster and you're getting a couple of videos to watch over the weekend.

Lisa [00:46:07]:
It was very exciting. And you went in with no preconceived notion because you didn't know how many of each copy they would have. So you didn't know. Point getting your hopes up, right? You're just gonna go find a movie that catches your eye.

Samantha [00:46:19]:
That was. It was fun because it was like. It was like a little trip that you took every. At the. At the end of every week. It was like a little, you know, reward.

Lisa [00:46:29]:
You had it, right? And you had your card and you were a member. And be kind and rewind, right? Think of the poor sucker whose job it was to open up and go, oh, that. They didn't rewind.

Samantha [00:46:42]:
Yeah. And now no one owns a vcr. If you do, it's so old, it's packed away somewhere.

Lisa [00:46:47]:
Yep, totally. Right? The times they changed.

Samantha [00:46:51]:
We went from VHS to dvd. DVD players aren't even around anymore.

Lisa [00:46:55]:
No, nothing, Right? Everything is gone. It's really weird. Hey, you know what else is really weird, Samantha? This I found shocking. But then I thought, oh, kind of makes sense. Studies show that friends who playfully insult each other are 300% more loyal. Is this us?

Samantha [00:47:16]:
Yes, it is.

Lisa [00:47:17]:
Right? Because we are chock full of insults.

Samantha [00:47:21]:
Because we know each other's an all right.

Lisa [00:47:25]:
We know that anytime can come out, right? Like, we anticipate. It. We see it coming.

Samantha [00:47:33]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:47:34]:
Right. I know you well enough that I can tell from the look on your face. Exactly. Not good. Just not good. Not good. Right? Totally. I just know.

Lisa [00:47:46]:
And I'm like, I want no part of this. I want no part of this. Right.

Samantha [00:47:51]:
We can insult each. We can insult each other, but we're also really good at insulting other people.

Lisa [00:47:56]:
Too, while we judge. Right? We're judgers. I think everybody judges. Hi.

Samantha [00:48:00]:
Of course we do. It's human nature.

Lisa [00:48:02]:
Right. Like, I think that that's just the way. Hi. God gave us a whole list of judgments. Right? Like, that's what he. That was his job is to judge, wasn't it?

Samantha [00:48:12]:
Are you sure it was commandments, right?

Lisa [00:48:14]:
No, I know. I'm not talking about the commandments. That's how he decides who gets up there. Right. Because he judges you on all your actions.

Samantha [00:48:23]:
Oh, yeah, right. Well, that is very correct.

Lisa [00:48:26]:
Right. So that I get the commandments. That's him saying, you better just be a good person and live like this. Yeah.

Samantha [00:48:32]:
Don't be a right.

Lisa [00:48:34]:
Don't be a Right. I'm just saying. Right. And we are very loyal friends. Right? Like, I got your back. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Samantha [00:48:41]:
Don't get me wrong. I still think you're, like, nuts on a good day, but.

Lisa [00:48:45]:
Yes. Well, can't really dispute that. Right? Can't really dispute that, Samantha.

Samantha [00:48:53]:
That's true. We do insult each other quite a bit.

Lisa [00:48:55]:
We do. Right?

Samantha [00:48:57]:
But.

Lisa [00:48:57]:
But we're. Oh, yeah.

Samantha [00:49:04]:
Well, you know, hey, if that shows loyalty. That's us.

Lisa [00:49:07]:
That's us. Pretty darn loyal.

Samantha [00:49:11]:
I'm sure there's lots of friends of the podcast would be like, yeah, yeah, my friends. My friend and I, we insult each other a lot.

Lisa [00:49:18]:
Yeah, right. You have to. Right? Whatever. Because it's a system.

Samantha [00:49:22]:
You're not pointing out your friend's weirdness or calling them on their. Are you really a friend?

Lisa [00:49:27]:
Right. You need to just call them on their.

Samantha [00:49:29]:
Nobody's perfect.

Lisa [00:49:30]:
Nobody's perfect.

Samantha [00:49:32]:
Like, I hate the people. Like, oh, my God, I love you. Like, love you.

Lisa [00:49:35]:
No, no. I'm like, seriously, really?

Samantha [00:49:39]:
Nobody should live like that.

Lisa [00:49:41]:
Must we be talking like that? Come on. Right. That's not necessary.

Samantha [00:49:47]:
Right, okay, but I need to share because, you know, I'm a sharer, you know?

Lisa [00:49:51]:
Yeah, but I knew about this before you knew about this.

Samantha [00:49:53]:
I know, but then I jumped on the bandwagon and watched them all.

Lisa [00:49:56]:
I have not watched it yet, but I knew about this because my old boss, like, bosses ago sent me a Text message one day last week telling me about this show because she thought it reminded her of us.

Samantha [00:50:09]:
Oh.

Lisa [00:50:10]:
That she's like, you need to watch this. You and Sam need to watch this because it reminds me of you too.

Samantha [00:50:15]:
Okay, well, I went one step further and actually watched the show because I am a loyal CBC watcher.

Lisa [00:50:21]:
You are.

Samantha [00:50:21]:
I do watch things at cbc.

Lisa [00:50:22]:
I watch clips.

Samantha [00:50:24]:
Yes, you watch clubs, but I watched. Okay, so new show alert. It's called Small achievable Goals and it's on CBC now. For those people who are not in Canada. I apologize.

Lisa [00:50:37]:
You can stream it.

Samantha [00:50:39]:
If you can get the CBC Gem app, you might be able to stream it. It could be on another streaming platform. I don't know. Sorry. You might have to Google that. Yeah, but it is hilarious. It is two women. One is in perimenopause, one is in menopause.

Samantha [00:50:53]:
They're podcasters, One's the producer. The one lady is a co host for a host of her own show.

Lisa [00:50:59]:
I emailed this show saying, hey, you guys are actually Lisa and Sam. You're us with your podcast, with your attitudes, the whole bit. Yeah, right.

Samantha [00:51:12]:
It's really. I've watched. There's five episodes. I've watched them all and they're only like 30 minutes long.

Lisa [00:51:18]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:51:19]:
So, so quick. So funny. Parts of it are absolutely like, what the hell? What the fuck? Like she. And the thing is, is that the, the character that's in perimenopause.

Lisa [00:51:31]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:51:32]:
All of a sudden she's bleeding through her clothes. And the look on her face when she knows it's happening and. And then what happens after that is mortifying and also very true to life.

Lisa [00:51:44]:
There you go.

Samantha [00:51:45]:
So. But it was. It's really funny. They're quick witted. These are very, very, very talented ladies.

Lisa [00:51:52]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:51:52]:
So totally. If you guys get a chance. Small achievable goals.

Lisa [00:51:55]:
Yeah. And now we're stalking them and now.

Samantha [00:51:58]:
We'Re gonna stock them. So that's fun.

Lisa [00:52:00]:
And they gave us an email and said, hey, if you want to re. If you want to connect with us. And I'm like, what's that mean?

Samantha [00:52:07]:
And we're not sure.

Lisa [00:52:08]:
Not sure. I almost messaged them back today and I'm like, just hang on, slow your roll. Because I was going to be like, okay. Huh? What? What? What you talking about? But we're gonna see. Who knows? Who knows?

Samantha [00:52:21]:
But yeah, so if you guys are interested in watching something Canadiana, that would be it.

Lisa [00:52:26]:
Samantha, are you still watching Meghan Markle show?

Samantha [00:52:29]:
I finished it. Long time ago.

Lisa [00:52:30]:
Okay, I'm just gonna quickly get this off my chest. Right? I watched it in half of an episode and all I thought was dear. And you know how I feel when I start with dear, Dear Megan Ina Garden Garten. You're not. I'm like, I've seen this show before. Oh, that's right, because she stole it from the Barefoot Contessa. That's all I'm gonna say. Not happy.

Samantha [00:52:57]:
You will never like her.

Lisa [00:52:59]:
Never. And she broke the Queen's heart.

Samantha [00:53:02]:
She did.

Lisa [00:53:03]:
Right? So I'm never gonna like that.

Samantha [00:53:06]:
All right, calm down.

Lisa [00:53:07]:
That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I gotta say about that. Okay, all right, all right. Just saying.

Samantha [00:53:15]:
However, I did move on from that, though.

Lisa [00:53:18]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:53:19]:
And discovered a show called the Pit.

Lisa [00:53:21]:
Oh, I heard about that.

Samantha [00:53:22]:
With Noah Wiley from er.

Lisa [00:53:24]:
Yeah, I'm. I'm almost thinking about watching it.

Samantha [00:53:27]:
It is a two thumbs up from me, folks. I watch it on Crave. I don't know where else you can watch that. I'm sure you'll find it wherever you need to find it. But I recommend it. It is a medical drama, as they like to call it.

Lisa [00:53:40]:
Right.

Samantha [00:53:40]:
And right now, like, the concept of the show, Just gonna explain it. Is that it's a day in the life of people who are working in this ER at this hospital, and it is. We're already into our 14th episode medical drama. Yeah, but it's like, episodes. It's not 10, it's not eight. It's like we're going into episode 14. There could be a few more after that, I hope, because it's really good.

Lisa [00:54:05]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:54:05]:
And every hour is an hour of their shift.

Lisa [00:54:08]:
Okay. Interesting.

Samantha [00:54:08]:
And there's some seriously weird shit that happens in there.

Lisa [00:54:12]:
Sure. Totally. Hey.

Samantha [00:54:13]:
Really good. You don't even care. You don't care. You don't care.

Lisa [00:54:17]:
I wanted to watch it, but I didn't know it's 14 episodes in. I thought it was just newer.

Samantha [00:54:21]:
No, it's heated. And I got John watching it, and he loves it.

Lisa [00:54:26]:
Does he?

Samantha [00:54:28]:
I have good taste. I have good taste. You watch Chicago Med. Why wouldn't you watch that?

Lisa [00:54:34]:
I don't want us. Then I'll just start watching it at episode 14. I don't want to watch. I don't. I don't have 14 hours of TV on the weekend in my life like you do. You. You have a problem.

Samantha [00:54:47]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:54:49]:
Yes, you do.

Samantha [00:54:50]:
No, I don't. I watched it every week for 14 hours. It only drops. It drops one episode A week.

Lisa [00:54:57]:
Well, that's good. Like real TV then.

Samantha [00:55:00]:
Yes, like real tv.

Lisa [00:55:02]:
I'll see.

Samantha [00:55:02]:
Right.

Lisa [00:55:02]:
It's baseball season.

Samantha [00:55:04]:
Oh, my God, that's right. You're so busy.

Lisa [00:55:06]:
Right? I'm pretty busy right now with tv.

Samantha [00:55:08]:
Right, whatever.

Lisa [00:55:10]:
I'm just saying.

Samantha [00:55:11]:
Okay, okay. Just rec. I'm being nice. I'm recommending things.

Lisa [00:55:16]:
That's fine. You just. You and you recommended.

Samantha [00:55:19]:
Oh, yeah, whatever. Okay. I do need us to quickly talk about Bethany Frankel. Okay, well, because the. You know what? I just. Is she interesting to watch?

Lisa [00:55:33]:
She is. And a bit of a train wreck.

Samantha [00:55:36]:
And a bit of a train.

Lisa [00:55:37]:
And a bit of a train wreck. Right.

Samantha [00:55:38]:
I mean, the woman is a bajillionaire.

Lisa [00:55:41]:
Self made bajillionaire.

Samantha [00:55:43]:
Self made bajillionaire. But her opinions on things, sometimes I'm.

Lisa [00:55:47]:
Just like, yeah, girl, it's a little bit odd.

Samantha [00:55:51]:
It's.

Lisa [00:55:52]:
I don't know, she's just very. She's very like, yes, in your face.

Samantha [00:55:57]:
She's in your face.

Lisa [00:55:58]:
But I don't care. Like, she doesn't care if she's. If she's like, controversial because she's Bethany Frankel.

Samantha [00:56:06]:
Well, she doesn't care if she's liked and that.

Lisa [00:56:08]:
Right.

Samantha [00:56:08]:
Beautiful place to be in your life.

Lisa [00:56:10]:
Yeah. If you're a bajillionaire. I don't know if I would care if I'm liked either. When I am so far from a bajillionaire, it's still important to me that people don't hate me. Yes.

Samantha [00:56:20]:
This is right.

Lisa [00:56:21]:
We're in very different places than Bethany right now. One day I hope to not have to care. Yeah.

Samantha [00:56:28]:
That would be nice, right?

Lisa [00:56:30]:
Wouldn't that be nice? So, I don't know, what do you think? You think it's kind of crazy?

Samantha [00:56:35]:
I. I still, I watch her because I love her. Because she's a train wreck.

Lisa [00:56:38]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:56:38]:
The summer that she was, she spent in the Hamptons, she was like, off the charts.

Lisa [00:56:44]:
Yeah. And I love the fact that she's always finding new things to nosh on. Right. Like, yeah. She's always just snacking on shit. Right. So, I mean, I'm still gonna watch her. I think it's interesting.

Samantha [00:56:53]:
Yeah, she's cool. Okay.

Lisa [00:56:55]:
I want to briefly touch on the portable water bottles again. Okay.

Samantha [00:57:00]:
You mean the things that people carry around like a safety blanket?

Lisa [00:57:05]:
Right. Okay. So my boss. Boss got a new one for her birthday. Samantha. This thing probably weighs probably more than she does. It weighs. It's so heavy.

Lisa [00:57:19]:
Like, you can see when she's like when she's carrying it, you like, it's almost like it's dislocating her shoulder. It's so heavy.

Samantha [00:57:29]:
I don't know how.

Lisa [00:57:30]:
It's like it's heavy. It's heavy and it's big and it's got like that little, that little hook on it. Right. Like, you know, you just cool kids carry it like this. Right? Right. Carry with your, with your hook. And I'm like, what the hell is with that thing? I have no. Like you're trying to drink that much water.

Lisa [00:57:49]:
I think we've gotten a little water crazy.

Samantha [00:57:52]:
I was watching a show this morning when I was getting ready and a fitness guy said that you should drink two Stanley's a day two. 34 ounce or 40 ounce. Stanley's a two like 80 ounces of water. That seems like a lot of water.

Lisa [00:58:09]:
Yeah. And remember there was that lady in California. She died from drinking too much water. So heed my warning. Right. I'm not doing it.

Samantha [00:58:18]:
Be like Lisa and just take a sip.

Lisa [00:58:20]:
And just take a sip. Right. Little sip will do ya. Right. I would survive on the desert because I could just take a sip of water. My body does not need water.

Samantha [00:58:30]:
Well, you're like a camel. Really.

Lisa [00:58:31]:
Right. I'm totally like a camel. Just saying. Right. Like. Like stop with the madness. Have a small water bottle. Have something like.

Samantha [00:58:38]:
Like just when did things get so big? Like, are we afraid that there will never be water wherever you are?

Lisa [00:58:46]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:46]:
Like, like there has to be water where you work.

Lisa [00:58:50]:
There's water. Lots of places have water that you.

Samantha [00:58:53]:
Could refill it every day.

Lisa [00:58:55]:
Like. Sure.

Samantha [00:58:56]:
It doesn't need to be.

Lisa [00:58:57]:
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret water cooler in the office. Right? Right.

Samantha [00:59:07]:
Just say so you could have a.

Lisa [00:59:09]:
Small one and just refill. And it's right by the door on the way out. So every time you go out you could just refill if you needed to. I don't get it. I don't get it.

Samantha [00:59:19]:
And you know how people look at you when you're drinking water out of an actual like plastic Dasani water bottle? Like they look at you like you're ruining the environment.

Lisa [00:59:28]:
It's like I forgot one bottle at a time.

Samantha [00:59:32]:
I forgot my receptacle.

Lisa [00:59:34]:
Right.

Samantha [00:59:34]:
You don't care about the environment. I do, but find it. You know what? I find it awkward carrying a water bottle and a coffee mug to work.

Lisa [00:59:44]:
Right. I'm not.

Samantha [00:59:45]:
That is a lot of extra weight.

Lisa [00:59:46]:
Yeah. Not bringing extra things to work. Like that. Sorry. Not doing it.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
And I'm also really weird because I like my water, like, ice cold.

Lisa [00:59:58]:
Yeah. So I don't. I don't care what temperature my water's at. Oh, right. It makes no difference. Right? I'm not drinking enough. I'm not drinking enough of it to care.

Samantha [01:00:06]:
You're taking a sip at best.

Lisa [01:00:08]:
Right. So it's fine. Right? This water. This water here is from my nightstand from last night.

Samantha [01:00:14]:
You're disgusting.

Lisa [01:00:15]:
Didn't even go in the fridge. Didn't. Had. I literally brought it from my nightstand to this room to podcast.

Samantha [01:00:22]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:00:23]:
I know, right? Okay, so Tuesday, Facebook.

Samantha [01:00:26]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:00:27]:
Yes. We did something different this week, right?

Samantha [01:00:30]:
No, we didn't.

Lisa [01:00:31]:
Yeah, we did a little different. Right? We did two sandwiches of your favorite type and two salads of your favorite type. And two of mine. And two of mine.

Samantha [01:00:40]:
Huh?

Lisa [01:00:41]:
We haven't done that for a while.

Samantha [01:00:42]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:00:43]:
And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but people hated what you liked. I know. They hated pastrami. Hated pastrami. And everybody was like, what the is with broccoli salad? I thought that, too. I thought that, too. I've never seen you eat broccoli salad before, but yet now you claim you love it. I do.

Samantha [01:01:03]:
I like broccoli salad.

Lisa [01:01:04]:
Right. I've never. Swear to God, I've never seen her eat broccoli salad before.

Samantha [01:01:08]:
Is the taco salad really a salad?

Lisa [01:01:10]:
It's served as a salad in all places. And then that was. The other people were asking that, and I'm like, really? Okay, okay. But I will say, too, people didn't love the beef dip.

Samantha [01:01:22]:
No. And that was your choice.

Lisa [01:01:23]:
It was my choice. But I also know you like a beef dip, too, so I'm going to also that back to you. People felt it's too soggy.

Samantha [01:01:30]:
Oh, that's the point.

Lisa [01:01:32]:
Right?

Samantha [01:01:33]:
You dip your baguette bread.

Lisa [01:01:35]:
Right. And a baguette is so hard. It's not actually getting soggy from that people. Right.

Samantha [01:01:39]:
Unless you got the wrong bun. And then that's. That's not my fault.

Lisa [01:01:42]:
That's not my fault. Right. I just thought it was odd. I thought it was funny that people hated your pics. That's all.

Samantha [01:01:51]:
And every chance put freezies on there the next time. Blue one, to be exact.

Lisa [01:01:56]:
Do we need to go there? And then we'll do. Did you. And then we'll just do a random Sunday question. Hey, who likes elf? Right there. You happy? You happy? Fine. See, you're. That's not nice. All right.

Lisa [01:02:10]:
That's not. But it's loyal. It makes you a loyal friend. Apparently.

Samantha [01:02:13]:
Loyal. Yeah. Only I put up with your.

Lisa [01:02:16]:
Yeah, apparently. That's. Apparently so.

Samantha [01:02:18]:
But Sunday was a fun day post. Yeah, that was fun.

Lisa [01:02:22]:
That was fun.

Samantha [01:02:23]:
You showed us your favorite cups.

Lisa [01:02:25]:
I sure did. My favorite mug. And it's blue.

Samantha [01:02:28]:
Yeah. It wasn't very exciting, if I'm just gonna be honest.

Lisa [01:02:32]:
It's just a blue mug.

Samantha [01:02:33]:
Yeah, it was boring.

Lisa [01:02:35]:
There's nothing exciting about it.

Samantha [01:02:36]:
No. Gracie's had skeletons. Kelly uses one made by Gracie, her daughter, which is so cute.

Lisa [01:02:45]:
So cute.

Samantha [01:02:46]:
Joy had a dog themed cup and had three floral cups. There was one on there that I probably would have stole from you.

Lisa [01:02:52]:
And she had some teacups, right?

Samantha [01:02:53]:
Yes, I stole one from you.

Lisa [01:02:55]:
Yeah. You're a teacup girl.

Samantha [01:02:56]:
I am a teacup. I collect them. New England has three. She can bear that. Only she can touch. She can't handle it if other people touch her cups. And I'm like, that's really funny. I'm with you on that one, Luke.

Samantha [01:03:11]:
Luke's cup contained his feelings about his co workers. And I'm not going to repeat it.

Lisa [01:03:15]:
No, we're not.

Samantha [01:03:15]:
Because he didn't call them a very nice name.

Lisa [01:03:17]:
That's right. Right. And in case any of them listen.

Samantha [01:03:20]:
In case. And Susie loves her Linus mug.

Lisa [01:03:23]:
I like the Linus mug, too. I thought that was pretty cool.

Samantha [01:03:26]:
Very, very cute.

Lisa [01:03:27]:
It was fun. Right? Just like to see what everybody drinks their coffee or tea in.

Samantha [01:03:30]:
Right. I. I love it when you guys participate and show us your stuff.

Lisa [01:03:34]:
Right?

Samantha [01:03:35]:
More of those, Lisa. More of those.

Lisa [01:03:38]:
See what we can come up with, Samantha.

Samantha [01:03:40]:
All right, all right.

Lisa [01:03:41]:
See what we can come up with. Right?

Samantha [01:03:43]:
Okay. All right, my little pretties. I need you to connect. Sorry.

Lisa [01:03:47]:
I'm sorry. Can you back that up, please? What did you just say?

Samantha [01:03:52]:
I said my little pretties.

Lisa [01:03:53]:
Are you being a witch?

Samantha [01:03:55]:
Potentially.

Lisa [01:03:56]:
Okay, okay.

Samantha [01:03:57]:
All right, my little pretty.

Lisa [01:03:58]:
Right. That's what I thought. All right.

Samantha [01:04:00]:
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Samantha [01:04:32]:
And we just want to thank John for always putting together our podcast every week.

Lisa [01:04:35]:
Yes. And Samantha, do we have a goal for, for YouTube? We've been at 120. I think I said I think we need to hit.

Samantha [01:04:41]:
We need to go to 130.

Lisa [01:04:43]:
Let's go to 1:30. Right. Can we get there before summer, guys?

Samantha [01:04:46]:
Yeah, that would be great.

Lisa [01:04:47]:
Because you guys, some of you, 890 people from Facebook just, just, just like us on.

Samantha [01:04:53]:
There you go. But I will like, I'm going to share a trend that's happening is that people are going to YouTube to watch their podcasts.

Lisa [01:05:00]:
Right.

Samantha [01:05:01]:
So guys, YouTube is. You want to look at this all day? Why wouldn't you check us out on YouTube? Because it's fun, you know?

Lisa [01:05:11]:
Totally. Samantha, I have a fantasy. I have fantasy baseball update. Oh.

Samantha [01:05:16]:
I'm like, I'm. Don't share your fantasies with us, Lisa. This is not the podcast.

Lisa [01:05:19]:
I am fantasy free, actually. Right. I can't. I'm old lady. Can't be bothered. Don't want them. Blah, blah, blah. On and on and on.

Lisa [01:05:26]:
May just keep wearing my panties backwards. I don't know. We'll see.

Samantha [01:05:29]:
Oh God, please don't share that. Ever.

Lisa [01:05:31]:
Fantasy baseball. Right. So I joined a team.

Samantha [01:05:33]:
Oh God.

Lisa [01:05:34]:
My team.

Samantha [01:05:35]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [01:05:36]:
At the end of week one, I'm tied for first place.

Samantha [01:05:40]:
Of course you are.

Lisa [01:05:41]:
Right. Because now I'm knowing how it plays. Now I'm in it. Right. Because I'm just one team. Last year I was doing too many teams. Yes, you were one team.

Samantha [01:05:51]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:05:51]:
All right. And I'm happy to say that my J's officially have won three games in a row.

Samantha [01:05:56]:
Well, now that you've talked about it.

Lisa [01:05:58]:
Right. So the bumper sticker that started off on my fridge that said Boo J is now getting flipped over to Blue Jays because when they lose two games in a row, it gets flipped.

Samantha [01:06:11]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:06:11]:
Flip it back. They have to win three games in a row.

Samantha [01:06:14]:
All right.

Lisa [01:06:15]:
Because we don't reward bad behavior.

Samantha [01:06:17]:
No, we don't, Lisa.

Lisa [01:06:18]:
We just don't. Samantha, anything else you want to talk about?

Samantha [01:06:22]:
No.

Lisa [01:06:23]:
No. You talked out. I am. And it's late. We recorded later.

Samantha [01:06:28]:
We did. Because we had some technical difficulties.

Lisa [01:06:32]:
Right. Technical difficulties always with you. It was with me this time. Right. Technical difficulties on my end. Go figure. That's okay. That's okay.

Lisa [01:06:41]:
Show must go on.

Samantha [01:06:43]:
Yes, Lisa, show must go on. All right, wrap it up, sister.

Lisa [01:06:46]:
Right, Listen, I got nothing more to say to you, so shut up. Guess what? Always a pleasure. Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.